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>Friday, 5/13
DC United vs NY Red Bulls, 2-0 FINAL
Montreal vs. Philly, 1-2 FINAL
Toronto vs. Vancouver, 7:30pm
New England vs. Chicago, 7:30
Columbus vs Colorado, 7:30
Houston vs. RSL, 8:30
FC Dallas vs Seattle, 9pm
>Sun., 5/15
Sporting KC vs Orlando City, 3:30
Portland vs NYCFC, 7:30
>NASL Schedule
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL Schedule
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL Schedule
http://nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
This TFC may win against 10-men Caps.
>http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
fixed that for you
>>67586801
>Montreal vs. Philly, 1-2
ayyy
/ouryear/
>>67586905
It was 1-1
>Tripfags in charge of scores
Giovinco STILL involved in every TFC goal this season
Inb4 the ref gives 3+ minutes of stoppage time after Osorio rolled around on the deck to get Aird sent off
>>67586937
Seba literally is the most valuable player.
>>67587029
Him and Villa
>>67587037
>not Zardes
>>67586905
>doopfag didn't even watch the game
typical doopfag
>toronto cant equalize at home up a man in the mlels
>>67587129
VANCOUVER SUBBED ON A FUCKING STRIKER DOWN A MAN.
>5 mins
REFBALL ENGAGED
>>67586955
Called it.
>Canadian defending
>>67587109
work desu
>tfw fantasy captain is lowest scoring player on your team
>Another Leastern Conference Loss
Well that was fun, wasn't it?
>it's a shit defense episode
i hate this season-long rerun
>>67587360
Playoffs la
Is Dempsey even trying anymore?
>>67587411
LA v NYC Final
>>67587494
Did you not realize Martins was carrying that team for at least the last 2 years?
>>67587566
>implying I ever watched Seattle
I don't even know why I'm watching this shitshow
>dat understanding
>dat immediately praise the other players involved on the goal
BASED
A
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D
is that foot sloot at the sallaD CF game?
>>67587037
Villa is lesser of a playmaker than Gio though.
>>67587378
TFC should have got based Robbo as their head coach long before Caps.
Still, TFC shitty front office wouldn't help.
>>67587898
It's kinda funny. The way Robbo's story goes. He probably would have only accepted an assistant's position. The only reason he was coach for Vancouver is because he was the 3rd choice/4th choice and the players wanted him as a coach.
>>67587898
>>67587928
Yeah, he legit retired from RB and VC straight up offered him the job. Glad it ended up well from him
>>67587612
are you >impliying the union will leistha this season?
>>67587968
Playoffs prevent the Lestah
>>USL refereeing
>>67587961
Us not hiring Frank Yallop is one of the most amazing bullets dodged ever.
>Canadians
>FCD going with a 3DM 4-3-1-2
How long till Columbus collapses?
>>67588576
it'll culminate in a game-stopping chimpout when they're trailing New England
>Want to get into Murican divegrass
>Pick AZ United since they're the closest team to me
>Watching this game right now
>There's like a total of 100 people in the audience
>Look player salaries
>Some of them make like $20,000 a year
For what purpose? These guys look pretty /fit/, they don't just look like average Joes from a rec league. Why go through all that effort of being in pro athlete shape/skill if you're going to get no money and no fame?
>>67588860
The dream never dies son.
>>67588860
There's different tiers you're watching. usl is third division and while they are professional players they aren't the top tier in terms of skill.
>>67588860
>why are these people doing what they love to do and following their dreams?
idk man, why aren't you?
>>67588860
If they're USL teams, they're hoping on moving on to the 70k minimum wage MLS. If they're NPSL, they're hoping they don't get traded for hotel considerations.
>>67588860
>not going to your comfy local team games
>it's a seattle's backline can't keep up with anyone episode.
>>67589023
>old man Marshall
>>67589111
Seattle needs a gut job if they plan to continue with this 4-3-3 shit. Backline, midfield, and attack.
>>67589190
They need actual wingers instead of pacebabby white strikers
>MEMEATTLE
homewinslol
>flounders going to flound
Feels gud.
So chicago and columbus confirmed folding next season
>Sun., 5/15
Sporting KC vs Orlando City, 3:30
Portland vs NYCFC, 7:30
this might be the memeist soccer sunday thus far
At the Blues game, surprised at how many AZ United fans we have in the stands. I'd say we got a good 30-40 of them.
>>67589570
>tfw the neo-nazis of NYCFC BTFO the Tumblr Army
>>67587347
Jermaine Jones?
Same. Feels bad.
>>67588860
Attendance can vary wildly by team. Orange County, who AZ United are playing at right now, has one of the lowest attendance averages in the league(though to be fair our stadium only seats 2,500 max) but FC Cincinnati is averaging like 18k per game and Sac Republic gets like 12k. League average is around 7k though.
>>67588860
You've got a pretty decent number of fans here.
anyone watch the weird halftime games from the youtube streams?
anyone see that sacremento cute? Jen?
BEING THIS BUTT HURT
http://www.wakingthered.com/2015/10/26/9618798/flare-investigation-could-see-toronto-supporters-section-banned-from-saputo-stadium
>>67590109
What is Arizona uniting?
post the stream if you want to talk about it ffs
>>67586801
>copypastas old thread
>doesn't fix USL schedule link
Don't be that guy, OP. Don't be that guy.
>>67590796
>Tripfags in charge of doing shit right
>>67590796
lets make this a meme next op paste the same shit
How the fuck did we not win that game. AZ United's Man of the Match was the fucking crossbar.
>>67590606
No idea, not my team.
WOOOOO
>>67592201
c o w t o w n
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>>67592367
the only cow-town aspect of Sacramento is its surrounding areas. You literally cant raise cows inside the city itself
>>67592501
shut up cowtown
>>67592201
>beating Sounders 2
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Top 6 teams are all Western Conference
lgtss
>Leastern Conference
>>67592723
>top 6 teams by points are western
>top 6 teams by ppg are western
>top 6 teams by wins are western
>>67590903
Your mother's a meme.
PICK UP THE RECEIVER
I'LL MAKE YOU A BELIEVER
>>67594942
What's with the dumbass Seattle posts?
Did yall niggas finally crack?
Not sure I'll be able to join you tonight lads.
>its a western conference superiority complex thread
>NYCFC is a national game again
why?
>Soon: day time vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KZy9IJ3yrU
did normie BS last night. wasn't able to soonpost.....so...here...this should wake you up.
>>67602358
idk. yuros get stuck with NYCFC games all the time too.
>>67603892
Don't they get just the nationally televised games?
So will the US have a backline of with players who haven't made appearances in a month with with Orozco-Alvarado-Miazga-Chandler?
NEW MLS FIGHTZZ
https://twitter.com/crushthebookie/status/725535332448374784
>>67607410
>fight
>"soccer"
>>67607410
>mls fight
>its just a dickwad getting taken out by security
>>67607970
Your leaf fell off
>>67607970
>"mls"
>>67608614
This is how NASL shills are born
>Both of these, though, might sound familiar to fans of English Premier League side Manchester United, who have their own “Glory Glory” chant. And that’s just one example of many MLS fan chants’ global roots.
"Global roots" is pretty generous way to say, "fans desperately wish to be yuropoors"
>>67588860
>not supporting RSL or Monarchs
stop
how do we fix the nat'l team, lads?
>>67608278
>#RSL BENCH: Rimando, Kavita, Mulholland, Sunny, Sandoval, Garcia, Allen
What's with Rimando?
where do you think they went?
>>67609222
Just getting benched for no reason, says it was coach's decision
>>67609222
>giving your old keeper a break for one of your easiest games of the season
Nothing to see here.
why are there no streams for this game
>>67610156
http://giostreams.eu/1.html
>Currently a Premiere League sticky
WTF does it take to get an American sport sticky around here? Other than a bomb threat, obv.
>>67609278
You can't give knitcaps to Africans, so I guess natives in Canada
>>67610242
Thanks lad
>Does Houston have any fans.
Literally
Dynamo and RSL are the most boring teams prove me wrong
>>67600792
So every thread?
>>67611221
agreed
>>67611221
>dc-red bulls
where can I watch streams?
>>67611717
kys
>>67611150
There's a reason why I didn't go today when they resheduled.
I was ready to see to muddy wet MLS action.
Imagine how mad people were arriving to the game expecting the game to happen then be sent home and end having to pay for parking twice because they don't seem to own any form of parking but only share 3 lots with the Astros while any other parking avalible is sold by randoms and can't get their money back.
>>67611788
be more specific
worst I have seen rsl play in a long time.
Is Houston actually playing good?
I've heard Cubo had a few good chances to score and David Horst is actually defending not to mention Angry Joe Willis.
>>67613151
Worst football I have seen in a while actually, then again don't watch Dynamo or Real Salt
>Cosmos v Edmonton delayed because both teams are wearing the same color
>These retards unironically want to be d1
>losing
>to fucking houston
KeK
fucking mls.
Realest talk, what do Euros think about the New York Red Bulls? Just curious
>>67613666
Every european hates Red Bull due to their shit management of teams in every sport they do.
>>67613666
leipzig will win the bundesl iga before new jersey gets their first mlsc up
>>67613684
>shit management
>rb leipzig just got promoted to the bundes
what exactly is wrong?
>>67613761
>mls team in NJ: "fuck this shit, I'm not supporting no new jersey team, fucking faggots!"
>world cup/copa america game in NJ: "Its an honor to host the worlds game in the proud city of New York!"
>>67613768
They wash the clubs histories and make them sterile as fuck
>>67613582
In lower leagues, they usually make the both teams pay a £110 fine and go to the match, they should do that
>>67614345
he asked the euros m8
Does the Orlando city even have fans?
>>67614391
Great banter there.
Thank god they went with the new club approach for Leipzig instead of Salzburg or Metrostars
Brek Shea down!
has skc been exposed?
noticed the lack of delusional kc fags lately.
>>67614741
The MLS has been exposed for their blatant refballing against skc
>>67614741
>>67614741
>inb4 eastern conference exposed
>>67614741
All part of the parity that is MLS.
Jk when LA signs Zaltan there will offically be no parity.
>>67615276
Twellman just said the galaxy won't be signing zlatan
>houston would literally be near the red line in MLS2
holy fuck.
>>67615338
>Twellman
>relevant
>>67615338
This, AFC Anchorage will be signing him instead
>>67615338
>Soon: still probably not edition
>>67615338
May have just said MLS isn't signing Zlatan
>implying LAFC
>>67615417
>>67615435
>>67615449
Galaxy would have to find a way to open up a DP spot then
>>67615513
They'll probably do what Orlando did with Kaka, where you sign the guy, loan him out till next season.
>>67615449
>I've always dreamt of joining Atlanta United FC
>dwhyr
>>67615687
>turf
>keka
>Put two semen slurping teams on National TV
>Shocked when the game is semen slurping
MLS Everyone
>>67616089
It's been a fairly exciting 0-0 so far but your memes are appreciated
>>67616089
>game is semen slurping
SKC EXPOSED
FUCKING MELIA STAY IN FRONT OF THE GOAL YOU RETARD
>>67615870
Drake = MLS
IE = what he's grossed out by
Nice """"""conference"""""" you got there
>I'm a sporting.
>get scored on
>raise hand to ask whine about offsides
>on a corner kick
Fuck you for being a fucking idiot melia
>skc can only score an own goal
>conceding by ugly set pieces
This game.
>>67616237
K E K
That goal was sick.
well that was only a matter of time
THAT WAS OFFSIDE
ABSOLUTELY BASED GOAL
ALL OTHER TEAMS WISH THEY COULD BE THAT BADASS
Offsides as fuck
>>67616283
>tfw Portubro is too hungover to ever watch the team he bandwagons
>>67616437
>>67616477
>salty leastern conferencefag
Now that was a beautiful backdoor pass
>>67616477
>>67616437
>he doesnt know how offsides works
the dude who made the assist was onside then Dom stayed behind the ball to finish. If you are behind the ball it's not offside.
>the orlando not lions
>>67586801
Is mlels elite now?
>>67616614
>Borelando Loins
>>67616609
The guy that scored was offside on the first pass and since he ended up participating in the play, it is offside by the rulebook.
When will the Western Conference succeed from MLS and create its own league?
Honestly Orlando city is just playing poorly. We're missing Hines and Higuita. And Heath, obviously
Where were you when SKC became based?
>>67616758
>Honestly Eastern Conference is just playing poorly
FTFY
>>67616758
dmg ctrl
>>67616609
>Dom stayed behind the ball to finish
Absolutely incorrect
>>67616720
>succeed
When will tornado hicks learn proper grammar?
>>67616821
He was even with the guy who assisted
>>67616872
That's generous
Why are all the Orlando players so bitchmade?
>>67616954
The wizards are playing murder ball
>>67616954
Colin or whatever was kindof an enforcer last year. but they are soft now.
>>67616937
The camera angle makes it look off but he was even
When will KC stop holding our player hostage
>>67617141
When your player gits gud.
>>67617141
When you give us our #2 pick
>>67617162
He's scored 50 goals for his kidnappers. I'd say he's pretty good
>this game is over yet
Fuck refs
VICTORY
GIT GUD ORLANDO FAGS
>>67617435
>tornado hicks can only beat us by going offsides
>lelando
>lelstern lelference
>>67617484
>Orlando fags think they are on the team
>>67617487
>Being a flyover
You literally can't make this shit up
>>67617546
>implying I didn't work for them in USL
>>67617688
I guess being the designated semen depository counts as being a part of the team
>>67617688
>not making the jump to professional administrative assistant
who is the retard who does mlels scheduling?
>>67617484
>tornado hicks
>this coming from the team that has Brek Shea
1.Crapids
2.Sallad
3.Whitecraps
4.Gaylexy
5.Scum Jose
6.Mormons
7.Flyover Fc
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.8.Memepact
Explain yourselves leastern fags
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>>67618161
>total points in the east conference: 122
>total points in the west conference: 174
That's a difference of 52 points. This is what happens when your conference gets rekt by the other conference, and the teams inside your conference are only drawing each other.
>>67620515
>>67618161
>muh points
its not like the supporters shield means shit anyway
beastern conference will always be the heart and soul of mlels
>>67620540
>east loses in the regular season
>east loses in the post season
Please make another thread for your second division league.
>lose H2H by 3 points
>left 15 points on the bench
>>67620734
Kek.
I still have Adi and Valeri to rack up points.
>Union
>>67620540
>heart and soul
>the last 7 MLS Cups have been won by Western Conference Teams
>>67620540
>Heart and soul
>Eastern Conference teams won all 3 trophies in the first ever MLS season
worst conference CONFIRMED NO HISTORY
Yo what isa this white trash shit on my TV?
Why is Mix on the 40 man roster?
>>67621200
>soccer less popular than drag racing
>>67621354
ITS 2016
> in 2016, FC Cincinnati has a better average attendance than the following MLS clubs:
> Philadelphia Union, New England Revolution, Columbus Crew SC, D.C. United, Chicago Fire, Colorado Rapids, FC Dallas
>>67621490
>better than half the eastern conference
but muh heart and soul.
>>67621543
they shouldn't feel too bad, it's better than the average attendance for the tampa bay rays and the cleveland indians too
>>67621354
Did somebody say Drag Race?
>driving real fast in a straight line is a sport
Americlaps please.
>this much shilling in a victory speech
>literally cucked by nasc ar
I have an argumentative paper for philosophy due tomorrow and I legit haven't started or picked my topic. Pls halp.
>>67621796
>not na scar
>>67621787
>>67621796
You have to change to FS2
Swope Park Rangers win, SKC wins, I'm fucking sunburned. Still a good weekend.
>>67621814
no one can motivate you but you. eyes on the fucking prize kid, not everyone gets to get a degree
>>67621823
Comcast jews don't offer fs2 here
Valeri please.
>valeli
saunders is a shit GK wow
HOLY SHIT PORTLEL
WHAT THE FUCK
>that huge gay flag.
So desperate for attention.
>>67622053
>crossing the line
>>67622053
>all of our lgbt pride stuff ended the moment one of the few gay kids in the cauldron became a ta supporter, then moved back to kc, tried to pretend that didn't happen, then moved to nyc & does nycfc's shitty tifo designs
>>67622088
>over gaying it.
Crossing the line has a new meaning.
Snortland btfo
>villa finally scoring regularly
Of course its after I move him off my fantasy team.
VILLA BANG BANG NYCFCCCCC
>He rates MLS
>Tumblrs butthurt
>>67622243
I rate it as shit, problem?
>>67622279
>complains that the NT is shit
>doesn't want a strong domestic league to develop players for the NT
wew lad
>>67622725
>us can develop top players domestically
lol no
>>67622769
or at least develop them enough to sell to european leagues
you can't expect to build the NT purely from foreign-born players with american parents
>>67622725
I didn't say any of that, just said they suck for the most part
Soccer will never be a thing here, just look at the other former British colonies
>tfw bought into jermaine jones meme magic and made him fantasy captain
five (5) points
>>67622845
>just look at the other former British colonies
Does this mean we're cursed to all be shit at soccer just like the motherland?
>>67622845
>not rating the ayyyy league
>not rating the indian pooper league
>>67622870
We we're fooled anon.
>still broke 100 pts and beat tripfag in H2H
Vieira nearly blacked her right there on the spot
>>67622793
Fuck that shit
Keep them here
I'd rather suck than have a NT full of rentboys
GET HYPE
>Portlel
>>67623320
Don't you have a rainbow flag to be waving?
>>67623320
although this is kinda funny, do brits pass out fucking songs to their fans to sing or are they all organic?
This game is fucking great right now.
MLS confirmed for like, 6th best league in the world.
>>67623354
> do brits pass out fucking songs
>Fox in charge of showing the important parts of the game
>>67623248
You fucking jinxed it.
>>67623354
>organic
they all play around the same 10 tunes. they think they're being smart by singing common songs with their players names in it.
>designated smoke bomb area.
Say wut.
>>67623379
Anon this isn't football we are watching this is soccer don't get carried away.
>>67623424
They really are just giant cunts arent they.
>>67623379
MLS is probably better than the Scandinavian leagues and on par with the Eredivisie outside of PSV and Ajax, imo.
>>67623413
The only thing better than Portland losing this game is Man City C losing it
>>67621490
Suprised Houston isn't on that list
>>67623470
Not bad for a league thats like 20 years old and started with like 7 teams.
how do we stop american soccer teams from co-opting european soccer culture and terminology? this shit is fucking wretched
>the timbers literally have some guy cut into a section of wood with a chainsaw along the sideline for no apparent reason
is portland the memiest MLS franchise?
>>67623485
no. at least that's original, it's kind of fucking cool t.b.h.
better than some overweight euroboo banging a fucking drum in the "hooligan" section
>I "support" an MLELS "club"
>>67623485
>keep Portland strange bumper sticker
Portland is the memeist city in this country son.
>>67623454
someone should tell the refs that
>>67623485
>you will never smell her morning breath while you shit
>>67623485
The Pacific northwest is filled to the brim with literal faggots. Hence soccer being so popular there.
Also Tommy Mac! Great shot.
>>67623472
FUCK
dat chip.
WHO IS THE MEME TEAM NOW HUH? WHO IS HE FUCKING MEME TEAM NOW? TELL ME? WHO IS IT?
>NYC supporters
>PNW supporters
absolutely haram
>>67623613
Lampard out this summer, Zlatan in.
Screencap this.
Villa and Zlatan up top.
>>67623613
Still NYC
SUPER UNION OLE
>>67623613
a PNW one, honestly just pick one and there's a solid chance it's the meme team
>>67623613
I'm sorry, but did Portland already lose?
Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 71'.
Does not having the lead at 71' count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong.
Why would you make this topic when the game is still on?
>>67623646
Isn't it bedtime over there Mohammad?
>>67623683
probably, I lost my job recently so I'm just problem drinking DeShawn my good man.
>>67623718
fuck man, what happened?
Villa kicks angrily into the gay pride flag.
>>67623646
how much dosh do you have on the game?
>>67623734
Oil industry hit the shit worldwide, massive influx of cheap Chinese steel. The Scottish government being completely incompetent. Variety of factors my man.
>please don't take my sunshine away.
NYC please score.
>>67623773
Have you tried being American?
>>67623769
None, Union bandwagoner with a sky subsciption who wants to support mls.
>>67623773
> The Scottish government being completely incompetent
??? explain bro
>>67623773
Why don't you get a munchie box on us?
>>67623785
If I had the money I would probably emigrate.
>>67623773
It'll be alright Ian. Just grab a few Irn Bru's and tell your friends to quit voting SNP
>>67623788
time to cut superfluous spending anon.
>>67623812
flights to NY are cheap my dude. take a bus to the midwest and get a >$1000 apartment while you find a job
as a bonus your accent will get you mega laid while you're finding work
>grabavoy
What a shit player he was, glad he's gone
>>67623818
>voting makes a difference
>>67623812
Imagine how fucked Scotland would be today if they actually passed to split from the UK?
>>67623788
yes good support the union
support collectivist values and wage equality
there is plenty of work to share comrade!
/joinordie/
>>67623835
>your accent will get you mega laid
Not if he looks like the typical British man it won't.
>>67611150
Hello :-DDDDD
>>67623856
> i can't read, but i'll throw my opinion into the thread anyway
>>67623856
Clearly you have never seen "Love Actually"
Or been attracted to a Scottish woman even though she has a lazy eye.
>>67623792
They bought all of the steel being used for thew new Forth bridge to foreign countries and a few months later two steel mills in Motherwell were forced to shut down.
>>67623887
fuck me, that's brutal. i wasn't being an asshole before, though, we probably legitimately have a job for you over here
could be the change you need m8
>>67623916
Not if he's a steel mill guy, Gary and Birmingham are fucked beyond belief
>>67623879
>hurr durr duh scottish aren't british
Said the retard.
>>67623627
Zlatan to a Texas team screencap this
>>67623887
>2016
>working steel job in any non 3rd world country
Update your skills bro. Learn some excel or some shit at least.
>>67623916
Why are you acting like moving internationally for work is easy? He needs all kinds of visas and moving to NYC where I live too is fucking hard. Good luck finding a cheap place especially without an agent. Unless he has a savings of like 50k he is willing to gamble he should no come to this city.
>>67623955
tbf working a steel job is probably a decent living, i doubt you'd struggle to survive on steel worker wages in a 1st world country
>>67623925
I'm a "boilermaker" as you guys say over there. Work in a shipyard over your way is the dream.
>>67623941
yes we fucking are.
>>67623972
I doubt I've fucked your mom
>>67623970
i suggested taking a bus to the midwest, but sure. discredit my idea for a made-up reason
>>67623916
>moving into the us legally is easy and cheap
i thought this for the longest time, too, but it's apparently quite wrong.
>>67623948
Don't know about Dallas but I highly doubt Houston will open their wallets for Zlatan.
I'd expect them to go after someone like Oguchi Onyewu, spice that that LA meet up even more.
Plus wouldnt Zlatan die in Texas just like Stevie G did in his last visit to Texas? Humidity is a bitch.
>>67623988
One of you dumb fucks suggested NYC but that doesn't excuse your childish naive view where you think it's simple and easy to move especially internationally.
>>67623980
>yes we fucking are
I know that's what I was saying.
>>67623981
o-okay
WHO IS THE FUCKING MEME TEAM? TELL ME YOU DUMB FUCK SHIT SHIT HEADS. WHO IS THE MEME TEAM? FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU WE ARE NOT THE MEME TEAM FUCK YOU ALL PIECES OF SHIT FUCK YOU
NYC will win the East.
>>67623792
Scottish government is a bunch of socialist retards
>timburrs
>>67624032
Sorry bro, I misread your post
>>67624042
>>67624049
>it's a nyc pidgeons come out of hiding episode
>NYCFC is 2nd in the east
i'm happy for you, i really am
>>67623980
Cool, my family grew up in a shipbuilding town (Mobile). It's pretty and cheap as fuck but hotter than hell and if you thought pakis were bad....
>>67624070
Not for long
m8s, how do we fix the chicago fire?
>inb4 relegate to USL
>inb4 fold the team
Michael de Leeuw is coming from FC Groningen in probably July to help with the attack, so there's that. And David Accam is getting healthy. Right now, there's practically no offense, but the defense hasn't been as bad as it was last year.
>>67624018
...did i ever imply that it was easy? take a fucking xanax bro
>portland shaming the western conference
This season is just unbelievable.
ROBBEH ROBBEH, lemme tell you something,
Tommeh, Villa, Mikey....
I picked my son up, he goes "Portland Portland, Seattle, Galaxy. I stook by my guns...WEAR THE TOKEN, WEAR THE BLUE we will come through. And he comes up to me "DAD? DAD?" and you cannot, you cannot robbeh, you cannot tell me we can't reach the playoffs....
>>67624065
That's actually an acceptable nickname.
>>67624050
This guy understands
>>67624075
The south would be pretty cool if i'm honest senpai
>>67624042
What a meme.
>>67624140
>I seen class playas like Frank....
>>67624219
>Frank
>seen
SECOND IN THE EAST BAYBEE
Why is lestern coast so obsess with us Beast coasters?
>>67624460
Maybe the East should try and be more obsessed with gitting gud at soccer.
I went to Portland, I went to New Jersey. I have brung my son up, when he was in school, "oh Los Angeles Galaxy , Los Angeles Galaxy, Seattlel, Portland, Los Angeles Galaxy, Seattle, Seattlel" and I.. I stuck by my guns, I said "listen sunshine, wear the pigeon, wear the blue.. wear the pigeon, wear the blue, we will come through." And all of a sudden my son's turned round and said to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye - and turned round and said to me "Dad, Dad.." Amazing. Absolutely amazing. He's seen players, he's seen class players, like Tommy, l-like.. oh, honest to God..
>>67624569
Is there any reason why the East is so much worse?
>>67624017
>2016
>Oguchi Onyewu
is that nigga still alive?
>>67624769
Apparently he is, word is that he is willing to go to MLS or abroad.
Last time he trialed in MLS was with NYC FC in 2015 but he was injured at the time.
https://twitter.com/mattpentz/status/731991166850228224
>Report: MLS won’t change rules to allow Galaxy to sign Zlatan this year
>>67624744
A mix of younger teams and bad owners.
I also think the lack of a clear dominate team hurts them. In the West if you didn't have your shit together you were an also ran behind LA and Seattle. In the East you have old teams like the Revs and DC with owners who probably have forgotten they're involved in MLS, and the rich teams like Toronto and Red Bulls are still recovering from being massive dumpster fires.
At what point will we eventually just have 11 DPs on a field?
>>67625379
hopefully next year. could you imagine the influx of cash if asian and arabic investors could spend unlimited money in america? they wouldn't even fucking bother with premier league teams
>>67625415
>MLS decides to drop DP and spending caps.
>MLS suddenly most dominate league in the world.
Would be great.
>>67625415
This is not true Ted, stop spreading this meme.
>>67625439
if they did this, went to a true table, cut out the european terms, shifted to a traditional calendar, and expanded to 30+ teams, they would LITERALLY make billions of dollars
unironically
>>67625473
>All those European bandwagoners.
>Premier League a ghost town.
>La Liga missing it's key players.
>Bundesliga no loner about Bayern.
>Ligue 1 back to Lique Quelle.
>Serie A still Serie A.
It'd be a time to be alive. I wonder what teams would look like if they were allowed to spend big money like the rest of the world.
>>67625519
you would see a few marquee strikers over here, a shitload of high-dollar role players, and every disillusioned academy grad looking for a paycheck.
basically, it would be fucking ideal
>Mikey Lopez putting in DM work
>tfw he has a brother
Thanks SKC
>Porter on his missed chances
>"their first goal was a blatant handball, if they didn't score that we would have won"
>if they didn't score their second to our first, we would've won
1) >the salt lake city of Portland
2) how many western conference coaches are high as fuck? First Pablo questioning life, now this.
>>67624017
Didn't Gooch broke Zlatan's nose when they were on the same team
>>67625867
Not sure what you're trying to say here.
I mean, it was definitely a hand ball. And Portland definitely outplayed them in the first half, and for pretty much the whole game. You have to think it would have been a different game if NYC were playing down a goal for the last 30 minutes instead of with the game tied.
>>67625944
Not that I know of, Joey Barton was the one who mocked Zlatan for his nose I don't know anything about him getting his nose broken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ9qGVSpaag
>>67626031
Not really, the only thing different is NYCFC do what happened after Adi's goal earlier. Adi still got hurt and killed Portland's chance of ever taking more than a point
>>67626031
If anything you should be mad at Porter for dropping Asprilla completely.
do the timbers have a huge gay pride flag behind one of their goals?
Shit thread desu, Liga MX thread got 500+ replies In a couple of hours.
>>67586801
Best overseas player in the
league?
>>67626600
CHI
>>67626656
CHARITO
>>67626049
I was wrong, Gooch broke Zlatan's ribs
>>67626600
Literally only manages to reach 500 at the end of the season, dies way before that otherwise.
lmao'ing at your thread.
>>67626468
Does your team not?
>>Open Cup 2nd Round in 2 days
>>67627231
well it is [the current year] so i'm not sure
>>67629669
Can't wait, those amateurs played the most comfy football and they are also surprisingly skilled.
Does the FA reimburse their trips? How do these bar teams even afford to be in the cup? Most amateur clubs cannot afford to go out of the city
>>67629944
They regionalize the draw so they don't go too far
Probably all just get in a large van and play a game
>>67629969
At what point do they not regionalize the draw?
>>67629999
The Final?
I'm not entirely sure
It's long after the non-pro sides have been eliminated
>>67629944
the earliest rounds are still drawn mostly local/regional for this very reason, to cut down on travel costs; they won't go full random until we're down to the final 16 teams
>>67630118
>>67629999
>>67629944
It's really difficult for a non-pro team to go deep though, the only amateur team to reach the 4th round last year got there by beating another non-pro the previous round
>>67629999
The whole tournament bracket is organized by geography. You'll never see the New York literally who's play the California literally who's. Some people have suggested going to a sort of seed steup, to make it feel more like college basketball and March Madness, but travel cost would be serious damper on that plan.
>>67630434
Odd giant killings isn't more common than the FA Cup, need an American Blyth Spartans
>>67630476
Well, the FA needs to step up and pay some plane tickets but it's useless to put small teams in that mess
>>67630513
might at least see a few more MLS teams fall over this year, the round where they jump in is during Copa America
>>67630537
Hope we see another USL team lift it, USL because we won't hear the end of it from the shills if NASL wins it
>>67630628
>>NASL
0-for-7 will never not be funny
8 of the 9 NASL teams are at home this year in the 3rd round though, I'm sure they'll do a bit better
>>67630513
No one really gives a fuck about the open cup
>>67630628
I'd rather not
The pro/rel Shills would go just as ballistic
>>67630785
>>No one really gives a fuck about the open cup
Ass-blasted DOOP fan detected
>>67630807
Sorry
It doesn't matter to 19 of the 20 MLS teams who are competent enough to see just how worthless the open cup is
>>67630837
17, the canadians have their own cup to fuss over
With all this "no team cares about the USOC" wonder if you could win it by caring about it, caring being loaning the highest profile you can get for only 8 matches and just using all of the prize money on them.
>>67630952
It's only 250k
That's not a lot of money to do that
>>67630936
The open Cup is just as relevant to the Canadian teams as the American ones
>>67630952
winner only gets $250,000 (smaller prizes for the best team from each lower division)
not nearly enough to get a player who could make that sort of difference
>>67630986
>(250,000 / 8) / 16 is around 2000
You are right, that kind of cash would only get you Swansea tier players and the players wouldn't give their 100% off-season and only playing a minimal amount of matches
>>67631097
If you factor in the CCL cash and the money the league gives you for qualifying, its not that bad.
Just bomb out of the tournament and use your meme money to bulk up your squad for the regular season
Anyone know who the fuck Fafa Picault is?
Roster for Puerto Rico friendly ONLY
>>67632273
Some guy from the 2. Bundesliga who is a Haiti reject
>Former Red Bulls forward Armando Moreno getting his first call up to USMNT for transition camp and friendly with Puerto Rico.
Is this another Christian Pulisic we got on our hands?
Dude plays forTijuana so I doubt he's had much play time.
>>67632744
>Former Red Bull
Its another Juan Agudelo senpai
>“Listen, this town has set the bar for what soccer culture is going to look like going forward,” Donovan said. “All of us, when we come here, there’s a special excitement here. When you walk around town, people know who we are. They all know who the Sounders players are. Those guys are celebrities here. That’s what it’s like in every other part of the world.”
Landycakes confirmed: Seattle the template for U.S. soccer culture
>2017
>not eating the best low price food in the best stadium with the best team
ISHYGDDT
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2640437-atlanta-falcons-to-offer-lowest-concession-prices-in-pro-sports-at-new-stadium?%20utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national
The food survey we filled out a few months ago was super in depth and had shitloads of local options to choose from.
>Soon
>>67634145
Why don't they just do all-you-can-eat seats like every other team?
Also, why isn't common there to scarf down nachos and hot dogs during a match there? Even with a VIP ticket, I don't do much other than biscuits and tea
>>67634194
>eating in a stadium
If you aren't tailgating you are doing it wrong over here.
Also I never got the tea thing. Is is black tea?
>>67634194
They have $4,000 seats with a pre-match buffet but I got the $360 seats instead.
>Also, why isn't common there to scarf down nachos and hot dogs during a match there?
why isnt?
it is. Now it's like 70% less money for better food.
>Soon
>>67634277
tailgating is based but it's only so big because people are priced out by stadium food.
>>67634338
Atlantafats
>>67634338
>resort to posting about some fucking nfl stadium food menu to keep the soon meme alive
just fuck off
>>67634194
>Why don't they just do all-you-can-eat seats like every other team?
I don't recall Houston or any team having that.
Maybe San Jose cuz outdoor bar.
>>67634338
>Those prices
I bet ya thats only gonna be for the first season then after that they'll start jacking them up because no way an NFL team would turn away easy profits unless if the food in question is just bare minimum shit like pink slime tier shit.
Discuss
>>67634690
I don't see the problem here. Basically confirmed that the Discovery List can't be used to hold players hostage. There's no incentive to use it in bad faith.
>>67634690
So apparently they are playing this out like a mortgage loan?
>>67634690
>the Sneks don't get their 50k
don't really care 2bh
>>67634561
>to keep the soon meme alive
bitch I AM the >Soon meme.
>>67634597
check out armchair economist over here. Also, they gonna have Holemann & Finch burgers n shit....get some flavor in your life fuccboi.
>Soon
>>67634277
Yeah, black tea, It's nice
>>67634338
I don't know, I don't think sporting events are something scarf food down, tailgating makes sense, hanging out pre-match, grilling and what not but not during the match
>jozy hamstringadore
>>67634194
Quakes have like 10 taco trucks all with different types of food behind the scoreboard and then your usual stadium food around the concourse. Also in addition to the LOBINA, right under the supporters section is a beer stand that has like 30 different brews. Only stadium I've been to that has either Lagunitas IPA or Boddingtons
>>67634892
I'm the same unless its a boreball game..you gotta eat just to have something to do. Tailgating isn't as big of a deal for baseball (it happens tho)
At least the MBStadium's lower prices - fans wont tailgate out of spite for the high food prices and it should be way easier to get them because theres gonna be way more points of purchase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gATiZKelNto
The MBStadium foodtruck is showing off all the food today. I think they are about to head to the Mercedes Benz HQ.
>Soon
>>67635027
>Lagunitas IPA
doing one thing right at least scum jose.
>>67635049
>doing something right
>IPA
No.
>>67635047
>Revolutionary Food Pricing
Can't make this shit up.
>>67635070
Don't reply to me ever again.
>>67635027
Forgot to mention that even then that everything is still expensive and the only thing I can afford on my budget is a $3 thing of coleslaw (which is pretty damn good desu), so I either just drink a 40oz in the parking lot before the game when I'm by myself or one other friend. If 3-5 friends go with me, we'll tailgate sometimes.
>tfw this week I already started organizing my tailgate for the Stanford game
>>67635070
Shit is delicious breh
>>67634277
Minnesota United drives half a dozen food trucks into the stadium surrounding the stands. It's pretty nice to get different options every game. They also have regular concessions with beer, hotdogs, hamburgers etc.
>>67635118
SJ does the same, see
>>67635027
>>67635027
>ipa
Straight from the loo.
>>67635108
Sup bitch(You)
>>67634881
Are those burgers the same burgers that are being sold at 5 dollars at the snack bar or is it the ones being served to the people in VIP suites?
>>67634963
>Klinsmann's hand is forced to play an actual quality striker
Love it
>>67635027
*tips fedora*
>>67635236
>inb4 pulisic is played on the wing
>>67635187
>>67635187
I'm sure they will have both. The food survey a few months ago had like 10 different local burger places to choose from and all of them (except Varsity) are pretty solid choices that any hipster foodie sous-chef would agree is good.
some examples include:
Holemann & Finch (known for handcrafted burgers - they used to only make 24 and auction them off every night --- probably VIP shit)
Fox Bros (delicious BBQ and Burgers)
Vortex (giant gimmicky burgers - not for me)
Yeah! Burger (good - grassfed/bison options)
Flip Burger (good)
Farm Burger (grass fed guudness)
and some more I cant remember...so...im sure it wont be some pink slime BS.
>Soon
>>67635345
>you'll never have a VIP ticket for a stadium that isn't rotting heap from the 20s
>>67635389
idktfb
>Soon
>>67635298
He splits winger duty with Passlack for Dortmund's u19s
are there any other mls clubs with alt kits?
for example, seattle's primary is a green top with blue shorts, but have been known to wear a green top and green shorts. and this weekend, nycfc had their blue top with blue shorts, instead of the traditional white.
>>67635967
How about some black nazi inspired alts?
>>67636030
that's actually their second kit though. i mean, has houston ever worn orange shorts, instead of the traditional black, with their new away? what i'm talking about.
>>67635236
There are no quality strikers
He is the best one in the 40 man roster and the only one resembling a number 9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9pFluj1u-Y
never forget the day that sons of ben and the third rail went to war.
>>67636157
>nyc fans trying to start a fight
>with drunken philadelphians
>in chester
are these people suicidal?
>>67636069
Probably not. The only other colored shorts they wore was with their 3rd kit that they stopped wearing years ago.
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
Jealous?
>>67636222
MUH PASSION
>>67637081
>memen & waffles
>>67637081
I didnt know we were having Taco Bell breakfast.
>>67626613
nah Giovinco is more important to his team
>>67637081
that looks so dry even with syrup, or whatever that is. and not sure why you would dip a chicken into syrup. coffee is another poor combination among that disaster
>>67637081
>Look up Bruxie
>Chino Hills,CA
I wonder who could be behind this post
>>67637081
Looks like some >Soon food.
speaking of >Soon food. Did you guys stop at the >SoonFoodTruck today?
https://twitter.com/MBStadium/status/732326307996958720/video/1
>>67637081
at least you were smart enough to keep your fat hands out of the pic
>Soon
Who is the best MLS player?
>>67637618
Giovinco
>>67637413
>Chino Hills,CA
This just makes me mad that whoever did this went somewhere other than Roscoe's for chicken and waffles.
>>67637731
Roscoes is a meme restaurant
>>67637618
Zlatan
>>67637742
Roscoes is aight.
>drive by one almost everyday People are waiting outside to be seated. They must be doing something right.
>>67637790
>They must be doing something right.
It can be hit and miss. Sometimes its amazing, other times the chicken is dry. They are in bankruptcy though.
>>67637790
>They must be doing something right
Yes, they're putting chicken together with waffles. This is extremely difficult to fuck up.
So what does everyone drink before a game?
Personally its usually Yuengling but the SoB tail gates have free beer so sometimes I drink Yards.
>>67637820
>>67637960
Off-topic but I was at IHOP last weekend, and their "chicken and waffles" was some waffles with a couple chicken strips on the side. That is "fucking it up."
>>67637967
Sounders fan here. There's a whiskey-bar right there in Pioneer Square before the march to the game. Sippin' whiskey afore-hand, sippin' beer during. Stumble onto light rail to take me home.
You wish your city was so based.
>>67637997
Well if the stadium wasn't in the ghetto of Chester I could do that.
Philly probably has just a memey of a bar scene as any other city.
>>67637997
only flyovers dont have a train station and bars by the stadium.
>>67626960
Your tears are delicious.
>Liga MX > PDCR> Ascenso MX > MLS.
>>67637997
>not getting wasted in the parking,for a fraction of the price you spend and tailgating some bbq.
Get on my level nigga.
Get on my level nigga.
>>67637997
When does your boyfriend fuck you in the ass with a dildo? During or after the match?
>>67638154
Naw man, that was YOUR boyfriend.
:o
>>67638080
>You are inferior because you're not poor
I'm gonna have to disagree with you there, Bob.
>>67637997
fucking cringe
>>67637997
>Sounders fan
You didn't need to mention the whiskey, it was heavily implied.
C
U
T
MY
LIFE INTO PIECE
S
>>67638331
y'all jelly
>Sounders fan
>>67638575
why do you keep replying you banal fool
>>67638600
>being trolled by the Galaxy
Y'all ever get any of that money back you spent on Becks?
MID-WEEK GAMES COMIN' UP
>>67638829
>Two mlsc ups later.
Not too bad.
>>67638600
>mfw
XBAWKS RAWKS
>>67638849
NEW THREAD COMING UP
MOTHERFUCKER
>>67638200
>>67638200
>>67638200
JUST
FUCKING
DIE
SENPAI
>>67637081
>chicken
>not fried catfish
You fucked up
>>67637967
Usually pic related because I'm a cheap bastard
>>67639852
I'd love to make fun of that nasty-ass cheap shit, but I'm not even sure if good beer or cheap beer what is socially acceptable. If you drink Stella Artois, you're a hipster faggot. If you drink Pabst, you're a hipster faggot. You can't win.
Anyway I'm in Seattle so Alaskan Amber and it's ver-niice.
>>67639955
>stella
>good beer
anyway, just drink whatever the fuck you want.
>>67639955
Stella is just overpriced heineken
>caring what other people think
We finishing this thread off?
>>67640150
No. Fuck you.
>>67640064
>>67640116
>Heinken tastes like ass
>Stella was banned in the US for years because it had too much alcohol to be legally sold in the US
Stella's pretty good, in fact, but is a bit pricey. Also most Americans think Budweiser is what beer is supposed to taste like, which is like if the only female you had ever seen was Rosie O'Donnell.
>>67640237
please pham, so much better beer to taste that i can't bear spending the money on some middling beer, which i honestly would still drink if it was free.
nothing better than free beer tho
>>67640371
>he's never been handed a free Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Test
>>67646347
etst
>>67646359
Wjsjdbdbfbfb
>>67646381
Antes
>>67646394
almost
>>67646404
Strike 1
>>67646803
ree
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