>Wed. 5/18
NYCFC @ Toronto FC, 7pm EST
Chicago Fire @ NY Red Bulls, 7:30pm
>Fri. 5/20
DC United @ Philly Union, 7pm
>Sat., 5/21
NY Red Bulls @ NYCFC, 3pm
HOU Dynamo @ CHI Fire, 5pm
Montreal Impact @ Orlando City, 7:30pm
FC Dallas @ New England, 7:30
Columbus Crew @ Toronto FC, 7:30
Real Salt Lake @ Sporting KC, 8:30
Colorado Rapids @ Seattle Sounders, 10pm
>Sun, 5/22
Vancouver Whitecaps @ Portland Timbers, 4:30
SJ Earthquakes @ LA Galaxy, 7pm
>NASL Schedule
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL Schedule
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
>NWSL Schedule
http://nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
>>67638200
1st for Sounders winning the league.
>be me at a concert a couple years ago
>one of the performers is wearing a Sounders jersey
>loser standing behind me: "look that fag is wearing an xbox tshirt"
>his friend: "kek, what a fucking loser"
True story, but I didn't say anything to them. What would you have?
>>67639110
FIGHT
>>67639110
nothing, NBA fans will eventually feel it
>>67639163
AND WIN
>>67638200
>dat pic
makes up for the seattlel fags.
>>67639110
>they paid good money to make fun of some fags
They've already been punished enough, anon.
>>67639230
>the ride never ends.
>>STLFC getting a PDL U-23 team
>>67639110
To be fair, they were right. I've never seen a straight guy wearing a Sounders jersey before.
>>67639367
>only gay males like XBox
You're not even trying to make sense anymore, dickknocker.
>>67639408
No, only gay males like the Sounders. Quit putting words in my mouth, faggot.
>>67639408
>only gay males like XBox
Yes.
Stop posting the woman's soccer league faggot
>NWSL
>Seattle fags
>>67639408
>portmanteau dick jokes
>didn't event spell knock with a k
>>67639463
>Quit putting dicks in my mouth, faggot
FTFY
>>67639674
>>67639702
>boo hoo women aren't people
How original. You enjoy living in your mancave, I'll be over here in the 21st century with my free health care and electric car.
>stubhub will never be this full for an actual Galaxy game
>>67639834
With that flag you definitely have neither. Also who the fuck watches women's sports?
>>67639674
>Stop posting soccer faggot
FTFY
>>67639859
Literally what flag.
>Also who the fuck watches women's sports?
Um... sports fans?
>>67639859
>unironically not watching waifu sports
Gay man confirmed.
>>67639906
>>67639915
>Watching an awful product so you can maybe see some ass
Fucking pathetic. Get laid virgins.
>>67639758
Seattle homo confirmed
>>67639674
make the thread next time if you hate it so much pham.
>>67639989
>why do anything with women involved unless there's pussy in it for you
Yes, Hillary voters just want some of that tasty ass.
""""""""""""rivalry""""""""""""""""" week
>>67639915
>finding any of them attractive
>>67640377
>MLS pushing the meme that's the """""New York""""" """"""""""Derby""""""""""
Let it grow by itself
>>67640448
here is your (You)
>>67640377
>how do you want your schedule?
>>67639674
>>wahhhhhhhhh, wimmins soccer isn't real sports!
>>67640465
>tfw your team is part of real rivalry that has history, has had MLS Cup decided over it, and regularly provides some of the most exciting games of the year.
>>67640713
i know that feel
>>67640377
>3 years away from LAG v LAFC
>>67640839
so who will be paired with scum jose?
the cowtown known as sacramento?
>>67640900
>Scum Jose even relevant.
Just regulate them already.
>>67640900
Cowtown most likely
Future California Rivalries power Rankings
1.LAG v LAFC
2..LAG v SJ
3.SJ v SAC
4.LAG v SAC
.
.
L
.
.
Memes
>>67642324
>Being this unironically plastic
I bet you think NYCvNYR is an actual rivalry
>>67642324
>putting the future freeway series above historic Cali Classico
>lag
>lafc
>sjq
>sac
California Cup is going to be most prestigious meme trophy in MLS.
>>67642324
Something big would have to happen for the first to overtake the second.
There is history there, however small, it is still there.
>>67642389
>rating a meme MLELS forced rivalry
>>67642472
If this whole mlels experiment goes awry, we can go it alone. Just add a few more teams here and there.
>>67643186
>Cali Classico
>forced
What other rivalry has has played each other in the final?
>>67642472
>Four goddamn CA teams
Someone promote SA and give El Paso a team already so we can show you motherfuckers who's best at appropriating Latin culture.
>>67643245
>san diego
>anaheim
>san francisco
>oakland
>IE
>bakersfiled/Fresno
This league would easily beat MLS for D1 status.
>Soon
>>67644957
>not putting a team in Weed, CA
It's like you don't even live here.
>>67644957
You forgot Sac
>>67645173
>tfw no meme tahoe mountain team or meme Mojave desert team
>>67645736
>The Tahoe Timbers
>Real Victorville
>still no comfy Catalina soccer club
Long Beach aka LAG
LAFC
Holywood
West Hollywood
Venice/Santa Monica
Orange County North aka Fullerton
Orange County south Irvine
Inland empire Riverside
Inland Empire San Bernardino
Palm Springs
That's odd the top of my head. I honestly believe a team like Pomona FC could support itself. Aka soccer town USA in the IE. Plus
Oakland
San Fran
San Jose
Sacramento
San Francisco 2
This league would be amazing. Hell you could add Cascadians and I'd be okay with it, so long as they each add a second team to the city.
I'd London can support 15 team LA can support 4-5 lads
This is IE if you haven't noticed by my autistic spacing
Why do euros keep saying our league Is a joke? I find our league just as entertaining as the epl, level seems almost on par minus a couple of the overpaid clowns the premier league has.
>>67645173
Passed by that town on an overnight greyhound bus.
I think a Jefferson team would fit nicely in the californian soccer league.
>>67646377
>he believes that a state that doesn't even have water can sustain that many teams
>>67647213
>California Cup
>Cup is full of water needed to support life for the team
>Dozy out
Good. Now let's hope the Memeis meme ends as well.
>tfw about to be promoted
>New York Red Bulls
I just can't take a league seriously with stuff like this in it, regardless of the sport.
>>67647338
The Bundesliga has lost your respect then.
>>67647338
>I can't take leagues with this kind of corporate branding in it
>My favorite leagues featuring great individual owners like "City Football Group, Red Bull, Fly Emirates, Qatar and T Mobile" are fine
Gotta love casuals.
we're not a cowtown ;_;
>>67647338
>New York City Football Club
I just can't take a league seriously with stuff like this in it, regardless of the sport.
>>67647384
>New York Football Giants
I just can't take a sport seriously with stuff like this in it, regardless of the history.
>>67647338
>>67647384
>>67647396
>New York
I just can't take a county seriously with stuff like this in it, regardless of the population.
>>67647405
>>67647396
>>67647384
I'm just here for the shitposting.
late night snek
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEzKq8NUtDo
>>67647442
sup l8 snek
>>67647442
>>67647457
Leave it to these two shit eastern teams to bring the thread down to their level.
>>67647526
>leave it to some butthurt retard to get mad over nothing
>>67647526
you're pathetic
>>67647338
Isn't there a red bulls team in 2 Bundesliga that everyone hates?
>>67647333
roflmao
stop playing in a goddamn baseball stadium, then we'll talk
>>67647833
they're getting promoted this summer
>Soon
The US will lose to a team that has Saborío on it as well as a guy playing in fucking Thailand
>>67649590
is this like, the same fucking roster from the WC two years ago
>>67649572
it's because Thailand's flag is just Costa Rica's with the colors reversed
>>67646377
I bet New York could make a decent league as well.
>>67647833
They hate Leipzig as well? At least they didn't hijack a poor club and instead naturally climbed the ladder
UNION
N
I
O
N
>>67647414
>>67647414
How's Inland Empire United doing?
>MLS already twisting the rules around for Zlatan
>>67651707
Gib source
>>67651707
it's literally just raising the cap which is fucking astonishing they haven't done it yet
>>67651732
The cap does increase a small amount each year. There's also lots of ways a player's salary doesn't affect the cap, so even though there hasn't been a huge boost to the raw numbers, there has been boost to what teams can make work.
>>67650893
>Inland Empire United
Is that a real team?
>>67650696
Getting that meme money from everybody. LA's next.
>>67650552
>>67646377
INFERIOR PRODUCT
I was just thinking this as I was taking a 6-day road trip to watch teams in Houston, Austin, Eagle Pass, Diboll, Temple, Brownsville, San Antonio, Austin and Dallas.
>>67650552
Germans think Ralf is ruining football
>>67652792
In my head it is
Anyone watching the autism that is Furries v Frogs twitter?
Regions that could hold their own league
>Cali
>Texas
>memecadia
>Florida
>The South™
>New England
>New York (Read: New Jersey)
Any others?
>>67655970
>New York (read New Jersey)
It's be the tri-state area and there would literally be enough teams for 4 levels of Pro/rel
>>67656164
honestly, what is the 3rd state? Penn or Connecticut?
>>67656201
CT. But if you want PA/Philly we can make the Jersey Turnpike league
>>67656236
PA could be it's own desu, or the rust belt in general
>Hercules Gomez to call US-Puerto Rico friendly for FS1
Um, doesn't Seattle have games?
https://twitter.com/RNs_Funhouse/status/732649826186203136
Truly the announcer we all deserve.
How meme will this match be?
>>Open Cup 2nd Round is TOMORROW
>>67656726
>FS1
Honestly, doesn't literally any other network have games?
>Soon
>US Open Cup
Remind me why I care, again?
>>67658293
NASLfag detected.
>>67658327
>Not Another Soccer League
>>67638200
>Colorado Rapids
Why is MST so based?
hi mls
>>67658439
Hi Art
>>67658293
>i don't rate the openc up
just like the majority of mlels
>>67658293
>>not being excited for Open Cup
>>67659190
And yet a MLS team will still win it
>>67659399
the minority who do rate it.
>>67659416
Not necessarily
>>67659399
So? Nobody ever seems to mind that North Carolina or Kentucky or Michigan State always seem to end up in the Final Four every damn year; just enjoy the upsets along the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zp3Mp1rbHg
NYCFC FAN GETS MARRIED AT YANKEE STADIUM. STOP NOW
>>67659683
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/04/29/vancouvers-tim-parker-make-amazing-homecoming-yankee-stadium
>Imblying
Give us back our homegrown you fucking leaf
>>67659683
Yankee Stadium weddings aren't uncommon though
>California could support its own league
Oi nigggers, any idea yet what players will be selected for your all star squad?
>>67659853
>Caring about the all-star game instead of bathing in the Schadenfreude that is St. Totteringham's day.
I'm dissappointed in your priorities lad
>>67659891
I'm not a Sky baby, senpai. I don't support any BPL teams (Although I am a life long Lyechester fan) and I dislike Arsenal and the Kikes equally.
I just want a heads up on what players I can add to my MLS UT.
>>67659842
>DOOP
>image.jpg
>blackjewmeme
3 strikes famm
>>67659987
I think Villa's getting another in-form TOTW coming, other than that, UT Pirlo is cheese and look at Fabian Castillo: Fast black wonger extraordinaire
>>67659794
it wasnt a yankees themeed wedding
>>67660046
Any of these likely to get a TOTS?
>>67660165
More likely than not Giovinco
>>67660165
TOTS will probably be
Villa-Giovinco-Adi
Jermaine Jones-Barnetta-Kaka
4 defenders pulled out of a hat
Nick Rimando
No Dos Santos or Vela for Mexico
>>67660230
So Villa has been shunted out to the wing again?
kek, he hated that even when he had the pace to play there.
>>67660283
He's literally every attacking position for NYC but FIFA gonna FIFA
>>67660270
>Rafa Marquez still gets callups for Mexico
>>67660270
Apparently dos Santos declined it
>>67660270
oh well, there goes him scoring more goals to try to get in the squad.
hope i'm wrong though.
>>67659853
take all of the players you've heard about, and any of them that are actually producing will make the squad, hard to tell who the good midfielders and 'good' defenders are at this point
>>67660283
he literally is the only player worth jack shit on Man City C so he's probably okay with being left alone on the streets and being the man people want to see during games shekels dont hurt either
>Soon
>>67638200
Hi OP, how are you? please put the home side first and then the visitor.
thnx : )
>>67662066
>shitty Canadian opinions
Do me a favre and start putting your dates as MM/DD/YY like a civilized country, hmm? The rest of the world is oveur it
Apparently Montréal is trying to sign Nicolas Loderio
>>67663494
literally who the sentence
>>67663540
>>67663494
He's another guy from the Argentine league
He's on the Uruguay roster for Copa América
single table, no playoffs when??
>>67663793
>No playoffs
>>67663793
Didn't we fight the Nazis to avoid this shit?
>>67663793
>no playoffs
>>67663793
when uncle ted enforces pro/rel
>>67663956
>>67664329
>>67664362
>>67664498
playoffs is a long lasting meme in america that needs to die
Columbus getting outdrawn by FC Cincinnati already
Relegation when?
>>67666821
Soon, they've already pulled a Villa when it comes to implosion
>>67666821
>>67667036
check out my new map of the perfect MLSsetup
>>67655970
If MLS keeps growing I could see it splitting into regions.
fixed dc logo
>>67667630
why doesnt Atlanta get the whole south?
>>67665610
It's the curse of mls, to be trapped in the ways of american sport. And to be forever under the shadow of the other leagues.
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
>>67669840
>its literally hump day
>chatanooga's opponent has a choo choo on the crest
How the fuck did Seattle sneak an extra team in there?
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp4yOkisV2g
>>67669915
chattanooga choochoo is one of the trillest hotels ive ever stayed at.
I wish Atlanta went wish a railroad theme... "Terminus"
There's been a rumor going around that the USL is going to be announcing some new franchises this week. What are your guys' guesses?
>>67669840
>it's a gonna miss openc up footy night
Fuuuggg, shouldn't have left stuff for the last second.
>>67669915
the MLS's U-23 teams are all PDL, and are eligible for the Open Cup because they're not professional
>>67669988
San Diego needs one if they really truly want to make a play for MLS
Not expansion as such, but there's been talk that Seattle and Portland might ship their 2 teams to Boise and Eugene, respectively
>>67669840
>CD Aguiluchos USA
literally who?
>>67670088
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CD_Aguiluchos_USA
NPSL from Oakland
>>67669840
> playing a game at banning high school
>>67669988
Citation needed.
>>67670033
>Eugene FC
OH MAN, the memes
>>67670222
See you there bro.
>>67669840
HARPO'S
A
R
P
O
'S
It is the middle of the night and I will now post the logo of every single NWSL team because your rage makes my penis erect.
1/10
2/10
3/10
4/10
5/10
6/10
7/10
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
8/10
9/10
10/10
Would chant again.
>Soon
>last day of work before going to the game on friday
#HeinkenRivalryWeek
someone shoop the name of the boat to say DOOP
>>67669840
NASL will win the open cup this year.
>>67673308
All aboard the DOOP boat.
>>67673875
>Implying NASL won't go 0-7 again
>People unironically watch women's soccer
>>67673875
>>67673875
Hell yeah brother
Sorry guys I've been a bit depressed about football.
So, SKC is back on the wins?
>>67674561
lmao
>>67674621
D-don't laugh you silly yank.
>>67674561
Skc in shit form atm famalaka
>>67675014
I know.
I don't know enough about mls, but I also don't like the way they play the tactic they've been using. What's the point of it if you're not good at making pressure over the ball carrier?
>>67674561
so glad the skc delusional fucks have scampered off to work on their farms or whatever it is people do in kc.
Is this the most aesthetically pleasing logo in soccer?
>>67675246
What do you mean by this?
Are their attendances low or what?
>>67675246
Philly next
>>67675277
i meant the faggots in earlier threads, that were saying that they would raise the mlsc up
>>67675306
Ah I remember.
>>67674561
Portuguese football seems like a fucking nightmare
>>67675052
Capitalizing on mistakes, mls defenses are error prone so a lot of games come down to who does better with other teams mistakes
>>67675285
Philly fans aren't delusional. We are just shitposting.
Definitely a better team but probably won't get far in the playoffs
>>67675635
Sometimes the opposite happens. And it's arguably more fun to watch. Like Jason Hernandez going berserk vs Portland.
>>67675625
Yeah... I just want this ride to end.
Felt a bit empty.
>>67675635
I haven't seen the last game so take this as it is, BUT, that's what I'm saying. They should keep the pressure and force others to make mistakes. They need a very compact team to pull that 433 (or 4141or whatever) off.
Right now it's fucking broken, defenders don't really go up in the field and the forwards don't really help the midfield and the DL an R don't really act as wingers when needed, so they end up with a team that is forced to run a lot for nothing.
Honestly, there are a few nice players there but I feel they are wasting a bit of them in playing like this. Maybe the coach need to accept reality and move to a more defensive mentality. I dunno.
Sorry for real football talk, back to shitpost.
>>67674168
>he didnt watch the qtpi world cup
errors
>>67675249
it's pretty good
which is obviously why MLS is trying to make them ditch it
>>67676131
manly tears were shed when this happened
>>67673308
Here, have a better pic
>>67676131
>Women's Soccer
>>67676879
Beat me to it
>>67676882
Reported for underage.
What did he mean by this?
>>67678029
>gerrard leaves
>zlatan takes his DP spot
>next season Keane retires
>de jong takes his DP spot
>>67678029
he's a fag
>>67678029
He says he fucked off to the states too early and LAG is disgusting to play for
>>67678168
Out of order m8, de Jong is set to take Gerrard's spot. And he's approaching his pay-raise start
>>67675249
>that star
What did they win?
>>67676402
That sucks, it really has some class to it
>>67676402
>>67678467
They want them to change the name, not the logo
>>67678029
he's a lifelong liver poo.
just letting it be known he is el lay for the money, as if we thought otherwise.
>>67678029
it means he wishes he was still there so he could have screwed up this Europa run for them somehow
>>67678029
Having a midlife crisis, he wants people to know he doesn't want to retire and he says he can play pool.
>>67678029
He needs to get over himself.
>>67679094
JUST LIKE OLD TIMES
When do players leave for Copa America duty? After this weekend's games?
>>67680643
After this weekend.
>>67680754
When do they come back?
>>67680851
If their NT is bad, in like a month. If not, 2 months at most I think.
>>67681016
Thanks for your help, anon.
This is going to fuck a lot of fantasy rosters.
>>67680851
mid-June at earliest, depends on how far they go in the tournament
>>67681139
Also looks like players that are going to be gone this weekend for friendlies aren't yet flagged on the Fantasy page.
Just realized I'm going to have to take 4 pt hit to swap out Bolanos, who I assume will be playing the US instead of Portland on Sunday.
>>67678517
First off, who is "They."
Second of all,
>why.jpg
>>67681511
I think they give you a free wild card week
>>67678517
>implying they won't end up with some unimaginative piece of MLS 3.0 crap as their new crest to go with their new name
>>67681575
>"They."
Arthur Blank
>>67681511
IIRC they give players a free wild card to use when massive quantities of players all leave at the same time, for Cups or other competitions
>>67681679
>Minnesota United
>Minnesota FC
>Minnesota SC
>Real Minnesota
Are these srsly the only choices?
>>67681575
The report was discussing those within the MLS hierarchy
>>67681679
Why would they change? No one wants them too
>>67681736
[citation needed]
theres nothing to prove this isnt all garbers idea
>>67681763
Minnesota [animal/weather phenomenon/abstract concept]
>>67681757
>>67681673
Doesn't look like they're doing it this week.
>>67681763
>Minnesota Sports Verung
>Twin Cities SC
>St. Paul-i
Sevilla OP, pls nerf
>>67682068
Sevilla Oklahoma City when?
>>67682114
Only teams from the Spanish 2nd division can buys teams in Oklahoma City
>>67682114
>>mfw they relegate Rayo OKC too
>>67681511
Is there a list somewhere of what NTs have friendlies this weekend? Had no idea Bolanos would be absent this weekend. I know the USA is only taking non-MLS players to its friendly v Puerto Rico.
>>67681673
>>67681757
Is this different from Week 17 with unlimited transfers? Do these get announced ahead of time?
>>67682392
I want to say that after this week, they give you an extra wild card. They prepped for this but I'm not 100% on the date they give you the stuff to unfuck your team
>>67682309
>SU reaction images
cancer
>>67682392
>Had no idea Bolanos would be absent this weekend
I don't know he is for sure, but since he's on their Copa America roster I'm playing it safe and taking him out.
>>67682459
>This is also the last round that we will see many of the marquee players as they get ready to depart for their Copa America training camps. This means you’ll need to find a balance in your team so you don’t get caught having to take point penalties for too many transfers come Round 13.
I don't think we're getting a free wildcard for Copa America. Look's like there is one on the schedule for the Olympics.
>Soon
>>67681763
>>67681910
>Real Great Lakes
>>67682856
That looks comfy as fuck, b-but where will the fans sit?
>>67682856
Those fences are awfully small, could see balls jumping on the road and pelting cars quite often, danger to the public
>>67683233
in the trees
>>67683393
Good.
>>67683233
probably some non-permanent metal bleachers at about half field like every park ever. Hopefully in the not too distant future we can ditch Charleston and build the qt USL stadium we had plans for earlier.
>pic related, old rendering.
>>67683393
>driving 80mph on I-75
>zlatan kicks a 120mph ball directly into your driver side window
>pile up
hype senpai.
>>67683452
0o0o0o based eno hammock comfy shady soccer tree time. good idea.
>Soon
>>67683540
>>67683659
>tfw the original supporter
What did he mean by this.
>>67683950
we went through this 2 hours ago. delete this
>>67683950
haven't you gotten enough (you)s already?
>>67683902
>he recognizes the OG
wow mad respek on my name senpai.
>Soon: first >soon pic edition
>>67683902
He's literally the only poster
>>67684061
>mad respek for the entire fan base cheating on their wives
CLASSIC LITERATURE BURN
>>67684134
Bro, you have to put a trigger warning when you talk about burns around Atlantafags.
>>67684132
he who
>>67684173
>trigger warning
More like
>TOO
>SOON
amirite????
Find and post the worst things from this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjF6W8s-Bew
>>67684134
wtf are you talking about.
>>67684173
the people of Atlanta all cheered Sherman when he returned. They were happy he knocked down all the shitty buildings for them. look it up.
>Soon: Resurgens edition
>>67684310
I'm surprised you're still here after getting BTFO so much yesterday
>>67684310
>384 seconds
>at 24 frames per second
I can't post 9000+ pics.
>>67684394
>it was a Scarlet Letter reference.
I get it now...but I haven't read that shit.
>puritan literature
no thanks
>>67684493
>I haven't read
The South ladies and gentlemen.
>>67684310
fuckn idiot with the pigeon mask
>>67684768
we read The Crucible instead.
>puritan literature
no thanks
>>67681511
Costa Rica doesn't have an international friendly this weekend, m8.
Don't think we need to worry about anyone being gone for international duty this weekend.
>>67684873
>puerto rico
>costa ric
Well shit.
>>67684394
>people were proud of a Confederate general
Not something you should stamp your approval on.
>>67684954
>Sherman
>Confederate
u wot?
all the better Generals were from the south anyway. This is objectively true.
>>67684972
>neither side could master the logistical challenge of crossing the mason dixon line
>hannibal_rolling_in_grave.webm
>>67684493
It's an A, what is there to get.
>>67684768
Ayup.
>they actually teach their children that the Civil War was about state's right.
Poor, delusional losers.
>>67684972
To bring this back around to sports, when the NBA Finals start in a couple weeks, Lebron will be the best player on the floor.
His team is still gonna lose.
Which makes him a loser.
>>67685010
>master the logistical challenge
Their railroads didn't fucking go anywhere, they were set up for commerce. The war was over before it started.
Also the bit where the North had more people who were allowed to fight, the geniuses.
>>67685013
>entire fan base cheating on their wives
I didnt get that part because I haven't read The Scarlet Letter.
>they actually teach their children that the Civil War was about state's right.
not really. they bring that up for 2 seconds but then everyone knows its cause of slavery. The southern economy was built on Slaves...the north was just as racist but their economy didnt need slaves so they were against it.
>>67684954
Nice reading comprehension you mongoloid
>>67685061
Also the bit where the North had more people who were allowed to fight, the geniuses.
Remember in Gangs of New York when immigrants got off the boat from yurostan and then immediately signed up for the Union and got on another boat to fight
>>67685074
>the north was just as racist
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>67685180
Oh boy, here we go.
>>67685268
>no villa
>no mac
>made fantasy transfers an hour ago
Sure am glad I put those fuckers on my fantasy team
>>67685268
>liking a shit meme team
How about you kill yourself you fake plastic fuck.
>tfw NASL will sweep the fuck out of uslel and mlels this cup
can't wait for the tears
Well Vieira's lost his damned mind.
>>67685309
I support my local MLS club unlike you, you tinpot fuck.
>>67685268
>Vieira ruining everyone's fantasy rosters
>>67685391
You are a piece of shit plastic fake fan supporting a meme team fuck off.
>>67685294
Glad I didn't get both of them and just got Villa and Saunders
>>67685294
i used my fucking wildcard for this
JUST
>>67685423
>All these buzzwords
>Getting mad because someone supports the team you don't like
Holy fuck
>>67685457
>ever making transfers more than 30 min before kickoff
ISHYGDDT
>>67685468
tbf, i already had villa, and mcnamara is a solid midfield pick even without a DGW
hoping Toronto doesn't also submit a meme lineup today
>>67685520
theyre plaing 4-4-2 diamond
>>67685457
>wildcard
You can still make transfers.
>>67685458
>literally posts what a plastic fuck supporter would say
Thank you for proving my point shitstain fake ass.
>>67685602
>Getting this triggered by one of >us
People shouldn't sleep on based Mehdi, the doops did once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEulpTy8ZtU
>>67685294
>Actually playing this game when you play Red Bulls this weekend
Not even a New York fag but I thought that would be obvious
>>67685803
Mac is young, he can play two games a week.
>>67685891
Our Rookie's on the bench, and Vieira wanted to give him a game after coming back with a pelvic injury
>>67685074
>the north didn't like black folks so that means they were just as bad as the folks who raped, tortured and killed people in chains.
WAIT NO
>southerns are smart enough to know their teachers are lying to them
Apparently not, I am familiar with your senators.
>tfw remember fantasy with 5 minutes before deadline
>get in transfers before deadline
>>67685891
Yeah, but its better to take it safe and try to get your first win against your "rivals" instead of playing it all out against TFC.
TFC might matter more in the long run but Red Bull means more
>accam in chicago's starting 11
Prepare your angus Red Bulls.
Is there a way you can block NYCFC supporters only here am tired of plastic shit.
>>67685891
Yeah, I thought the same about Shelton.
>fantasy H2H opponent has 3 NYCFCfags
>non are playing today
>>67686137
are you "all you do is nagbe"?
>>67686150
Gam&Tam
>Nagbe and I have almost the exact same team
>I'm leading classic league
>he's crushing H2H
>>67686068
I think >>67685458 gave you the instructions already
>>67686194
>most points
>in 5th place
H2H is bullshit
>>67686068
might I suggest being less mad?
>>67686150
nah that's me
>>67686325
well, enjoy your H2H win this week m8
love, your opponent
>torontlel
>>67686345
Thanks Sherry ;)
I needed a good matchup, it feels like I'm gonna have a shitty week.
>>67686419
>I needed a good matchup
No, you need to lose.
If NYCFC lose this game im getting a refund on my season tickets
>>67686553
>false flagging this hard
>>67686553
>nycfc front office know their fans are plastic, and actually have to institute a refund policy on season tickets
>>67686581
No idiot I have been a fan since day 1 I am just sick of this bullshit.
>>67686646
you do realize that vieira started a bunch of B-teamers today for an away game against a full-strength toronto team, right? literally no one is expecting nyc to win today
>>67686671
>B team
>David Villa
ok
>>67686716
He's not on the starting lineup, retard. Do you not understand the concept of rotation?
Fuck this team im done
>>67686716
are you even watching the game?
i expect david villa to come in off the bench around 80' but most of the starting lineup today are bench quality at best
>>67686794
>refunded stm.
You again.
>>67686839
>he's still mad
Accam please
>>67687169
>it's a fire can't finish episode
FC Cincinnati up 2-1
>live audio
>live FUCKING audio
>meme stream for meme team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DfY5GPOjS0
>Shitsburgh
>this 3-way tie for third place
the parity is unbelievable
>it's another tie score episode.
>>67688039
Bronx Irish best Irish
>>67688039
Raging Rhino gonna give them hell next round
>7- 0 Raging Rhino
>7- 0 Raging Rhino
>7- 0 Raging Rhino
>>67687547
FC Cincinnati with the meme victory 2-1
>>67688258
>drawing at home to NYC's benchwarmers
the city of torontlel
>yfw chicago fire will fold in your lifetime
IF THERE IS A GOD HE WILL LET BASED FC CINCINATI PLAY AGAINST COLUMBUS IN THE FOURTH ROUND
HEEM SLEEPY
>the 4.5M player on your bench gets as many points as the 12.7M player you captained
Oh shit Detroit and Cincy won????
https://stre.am/charlestonbattery
>>67688747
Don't worry, everybody else captained him too
>>67688944
Detroit hasn't won just yet, thank God
One I least want to happen
>>67689263
>Landsdowne Bhoys
>Detroit
>Villages SC
Fun cup so far.
>>67689263
I always thought there was a chance for USL to be the second division league once NASL became first division but I guess I'll have to reconsider that.
>>67689552
>Implying the Retirement Community of Villages SC wouldn't run a train on literally any NASL team not named the NY Cosmos
wew shill
>>67689263
>losing this badly to some PDL team
just give NASL their cup already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRjg1pIhcKY
Detroit PK shootout on someone's cellphone
>>67689599
>>67689552
0-7
-
7
>BENULDIES
>E
>N
>U
>L
>D
>I
>E
>S
>>67689719
If NASL went 0-7 to USL, and USL teams get knocked out by amateurs this year, do we just disband both leagues?
>>67689719
this meme won't be perpetuated anymore once all NASL owns you're pathetic mlels shill ass
>>67689775
No
Shit like this happens every year
>>67689826
>owns you are ass
>Detoilet City FC
>>67689702
Is there any argument that the open Cup isn't the memeiest competition in existence?
>nasl setting up to go 0-7 to PDL/NPSL teams
Its sad really.
>>67690103
It's the comfiest cup we have. And the only one that matters, as it shows the dominance MLS has over every team in the country.
>>67690103
It might have some history, but 4cc doesn't give a crud.
[shouts the opposing team's name]
What's going on in Charleston?
No Twitter updates and my internet is too shitty for the stream to work
>>67690216
someone posted a link to the stream. They're about to go to benuldies
Who /topofthetable/ here? Scrubs from leagues with split """conferences""" need not apply.
>>67690242
What part of "my internet is too shitty for the stream to work" did you not understand?
>>67690303
>about to enter western conference
You better check yourself Minnesota TBA.
>>67690303
>has a spring and fall season
So you shouldn't apply?
Villages v Battery has just went to penalties
>>67690379
I don't recall having two seasons being considered different """conferences"""
>>67690520
I'm pretty sure your league until next year's arrangement is more of a meme than MLS's
>>67690456
Vllages GK deserves a fucking medal
>>67690520
>its another NASLfag using Drake reaction episode
VILLAGES
I
L
L
A
G
E
S
>the city of Battery
>LOSING TO A PDL TEAM
HOW DO MLELS SHILLS JUSTIFY IT??
>>67690857
Battery is USL m8.
Didn't Indy 11 lose to a PDL team?
>>67690823
Aren't they >soon United's reserve team now?
>>67690356
Fuck you asshole
>>67690888
That was Indy's U-23s in NPSL.
>>67690908
There's only one player over there
STLFC!
Also, mad props to Detroit City for taking Louisville to the very end
>According to Jonathan Tannenwald, an ownership group intends to put an NASL team in Rowan University. Oil money and a Spanish team running it. It's assumed to be Eibar.
>It's a relegated Spanish team sets up a Z team in the NASL episode
>>67690888
>u-usl should be second division!
>>67690991
At least Man City is team trying to buy their way into the super elite
https://twitter.com/TheVillagesSC/status/733118244035289088
Based old people
>>67691019
When was the last time a NASLEL team beat a USL team again?
>yfw Villages SC beats Jacksonville next week.
>>67690991
Rowan Unicersity? Literally where?
https://twitter.com/SanAntonioFC/status/733121628758908928
San Antonio FC won
>Spurs SOONING INTENSIFIES
>>67691238
Apparantly Glassbury New Jersey.
The New Jersey-ites do deserve a team that doesn't masquerade as a NY team
>>67691237
>yfw Villages SC win the Open Cup, CCL, and the CWC
>>67691238
>>67691646
Glassbury New Jersey
map for scale
>>67691745
>>67691646
>>67691238
15.75 miles to Philly by the way
MS Brilla - OKC Energy currently 5 shots into pks, crazy day
>>67691646
By getting one that masquerades as a Philly team?
Meanwhile, Rochester and Wilmington have anally destroyed their opponents 6-0 and 7-0
>>67691851
I once faced Mississippi Brilla in a Open Cup final once
And it wasn't with a db edit either
>>67691914
Wilmington was a train wreck last year, what a turnaround
Tfw no meme team from Europe will ever build a JR team in the Inland Empire or Anywhere out this way. I'm holding out for a team in Pomona one day
>PSG inland empire
>Leicester City United Football club
>Riverside Rovers
>San Bernardno County Wolves
>Rayo Pomona
>Redlands United
>Racing Fontana
>>67692073
It would be neat to get a west coast NASL team.
>https://twitter.com/thesoccerdon/status/733125441226166272
Is MLS elite?
>>67692198
With such a low salary cap and almost no trade debts to other clubs, of course MLS is extremely efficient from a profit standpoint
>>67692103
>It would be neat to get a west coast NASL team.
>implying the San Francisco Deltas don;t exist
>hating San Fran so much that it doesn't count as west coast
with the way they act sometimes, I can't blame you, at least it isn't another Cascadia team
>>67692279
>>67692344
This is literally the worst "crest" in US soccer. What were these morons thinking?
>>67692724
TRIANGLES!!1!
>>67692763
Looks like some cheep stock logo for a non existent generic "silicon valley start up".
>>67692724
>>67692869
It looks great, what are you talking about?
>>67693028
For clip art, but not an actual sports team.
>>67693028
maybe if you and a bunch of your friends are starting a team, but not for a goddamn professional club
also
RIP Harpo's :(
>it's a SGs get incredibly mad about literally fucking nothing episode
as a sounders fan, fuck sounders fans
>>67693999
no no, good on the cocksuckers for a change here
tifo shouldn't be some front-office sponsored and branded bullshit
>>67694457
to 99% of people, "tifo" is just those big ol' displays that they put up
the thing they were making had no corporate branding or anything and would look the fucking same as the tifo made by ECS
chimping out over terminology just looks petty
>>67693999
who or what is a tifo and wgaf
>>67694635
>being in a soccer thread
>not knowing what a tifo is
3/10, got me to reply, now get the fuck out
we comin for dat trophy
>>67694652
BOO HOO
O
O
H
O
O
>>67694635
like pic related
usually the supporter groups make them
good purely for banter purposes, dunno why people take it so seriously
>>67693028
SF Shill?
>>67693999
>10 years
>still memeing
>I'm a Tifo
>>67694750
>why do people take then so seriously
I really don't know who is doing this. Unless they're racist or the team is trying to protect itself legally, what's the fuckin' problem.
>>67694981
Unless the banner is racist or has something legally actionable on it, I mean.
>>67694658
Not without a fight
>>67694981
>>67694992
from what I gather, in this specific instance, the Sounders front office and Delta Airlines (a sponsor) put together an event for casual fans to get together and make one one of these things. It was designed by the Sounders' GK and doesn't seem to have any corporate branding or anything.
ECS (the SG) immediately chimps out because the front office called it a "tifo" and claims that their beloved tradition is being shit on. Pic related is from their website.
>>67695044
>Actual culture in Bremerton, WA
WTF AM I READING
>>67695058
Meh. Fuck the sounders
>>67695151
Bremerton =/= Seattle, as any person in either area will be happy to tell you.
>>67695045
Basically, feel the Bern, TIFO edition.
>>67695473
OH BOY HERE WE GO
>>67695473
>it's a politics episode
>full slate of games this weekend
>mfw
>tfw went with the lads to watch a team in the top half of la liga get fucked by what I assume to be our Open Cup squad
>>67692869
These cunts are digusting
>hands off balls
>>67692103
no, they should do the L A A Z T E C S revival
Nashville is awarded a USL franchise!
http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/local/2016/05/19/nashville-awarded-united-soccer-league-franchise/84559766/
>>67695845
>Same team plays in Houston next week
>2 players that were sent to RGV FC on loan are doing pretty good there
>Cubo going to get the play time he needs with the U-23s in France
Fugggg
>>67696093
How many is that for USL now?
>>67696093
Wow Outta nowhere
LAFC 2 in inland Empire now?!
>>67696093
>tfw no qt ATL/NSH/CHR USL cup
The Willie B Cup was GOAT son. Before it's time.
>Soon: late night vibes - even later than usual edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP6hRIwWbSU
thinking about getting something together for the super DGW for you lads.
>Soon
Did I do good?
>>67697303
I'm impressed Davies got a callup
Use this for the next thread please I forgot to post it
Literally fuck the Inland Empire.
Will the Union not get obliterated this time?
The Cosmos or whoever beat them play AT Man City C
Yankee Stadium will be available though
>>67700802
If not YS, it'll be at Columbia's soccer stadium, where there's rumors theirs could be built.
>>67700864
Yankees are in Colorado that day so they're in the clear
The next round would cause a problem because the Yankees host the Rangers but they might go ahead and have that under consideration
This still doesn't answer the "Where would Man City C play CCL home games?"
>>67700929
Group stages would be a problem. Knockouts I believe are before the baseball season starts. We're also implying they make it to the CCL before their stadium is built.
Ohio Derby confirmed
>>67700971
The sweet sweet NASL years if FC Cincy beats Joe Cole and the Rowdies
>it's an MLS rigs the cup so they can get another """New York""" """"""""""derby"""""""""" episode
>>67701002
>enjoying being in NASL
senpai
>>67701453
>just fuck my shit up, cinpai
Top o' the mornin' bros
http://www.latimes.com/sports/soccer/la-sp-sn-world-cup-us-mexico-gulati-20160518-story.html
>Gulati says U.S. is not discussing joint World Cup bid with Mexico
Thank God
https://www.mlsplayers.org/images/May%2015,%202016%20Salary%20Information%20-%20By%20Club.pdf
>tfw your team is paying Slippy G 6 million bucks
Zlatan when?
>>67697303
>nagbe doing shit in an international game
>>67700971
Do you think they'll beat the Rowdies? I don't follow USL except to occasionally check on how the lads at Los Dos are doing
>>67702136
>Mix gets paid more than a few DPs
>>67702264
>>67701002
0-7
-
7
>>67702264
>following the USL
>>67702136
DeMarcus Beasley gets paid more than Cubo Torres, Ricardo Clark, and even Giles Barnes.
>>67702136
>igboananike and gilberto both make more than david accam
somethin ain't right
>>67702512
Why not?
>>67702136
>The combined salary of NYC's starting XI yesterday is less than half of Giovinco's alone
>drew, 1-1
>>67702625
For the same reason neither of us follow AA baseball.
>>67702715
Two completely different situations
Plus MLS is minor league compared to other leagues, so
>>67702307
>Tommy mac paid minimum
Should be switched desu
>I dont support my local team
>even if theyre NASL
>>67702971
Local you say?
>>67702799
USL is minor league compared to MLS so what the fuck is the argument.
>>@SportingKC at @MNUnitedFC / @SaintLouisFC winner
>>67702998
It's Los Angeles, literally everything is an hour away.
>>67703310
Hopefully they play at swipe park again
NEW THREAD, divegrassers
>>67702387
>>67702387
>>67702387
>USL
SO MANY CUPS
>my local team wins a champions hip
>it's da USL cup
>mfw
>>67703415
>USL thread
Aww c'mon bro
GET IN HERE, WHORES
>>67702387 →
>>67702387 →
>>67702387 →
>mfw MLS weekend
>No Thursday games
WHY GO ON
>TOO MANY CUPS
When you bury your thread make sure it stays buried.
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