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5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
(((PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST)))
198 MAIN CARD
FABRICIO WERDUM VS STIPE MIOCIC (HW TITLE)
Jacare Souza v Vitor "Dadbod" Belfort
Anderson Silva v Uriah Hall (LOL)
Cyborgroid v Leslie Sacrificialamb
Shogun "Dadbod" Rua VS Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves VS Bryan "Dadbod" Barberena
Prelims
Demian Maia v Edgelord Matt Brown
Thiago Santos v Nate Marquadt
Full Natty Francisco Trinaldo v Yancy Medeiros
John Lineker v Rob Font (HEEM of the night prediction)
FIGHT PASS FOR REAL FITE FANS™ PRELIMS:
Antonio Rogerio "Minitauro" Nogueira v Patrick Cummins
Sergio Moraes v Luan Chagas
Renato Moicano v Zubaira Tukhugov
THREAD THEME SONG:
https://youtu.be/h9lL9j5F_iw
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67566934
xth for STIPE MIOČIĆ THE NEW UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
>>67573235
reminder that weight classes were created by men to oppress women.
>>67573235
>fatties in bondage
my fucking dick
>5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
(((PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST)))
Is there anybody that thinks this looks good?
I was listening to an old Ronda Rousey interview with Sherdog from her Strikeforce days and I was surprised to learn that her did killed himself because he had a rare disease that would have turned himself into a vegetable rather than just because lifesux.
>>67573255
AND NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLDDDDDD......STEEP MEE-OOSHISHHH!!
>>67573311
im eastern standard so it's fine for me tbqh
>>67573350
Stajp Miouček
THE VOICES CALLING ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKTvh16aE4
Ho has the biggest dick in MMA ? Uriah Hall ,Phil Davis , Cheick Kongo?
>>67573311
It doesn't need to look good, it just needs to tell people what time things are starting
>>67573418
For somebody who tries so hard you sure do a shit job.
>>67573439
why are you so buttmad
I see you in every thread
>>67573455
>I see you in every thread
you sound paranoid.
heeminder that goats recognise goats
>>67573417
holly holm
>buy a watermelon
>get home and cut it into pieces
>looks fucking delicious
>bite into it
>tastes like nothing
Fuck, I'm so bummed out lads...someone post some heems to cheer me up
>>67573553
that's why i eat strawberries right now Tyrone
>>67573583
Hoosimar... had a hard life
>>67573608
>literally the scat of berries
raspberries mixed with cranberries or gtfo
>>67573581
Paige's great great great grandma must have done some serious whoring around back in the day to earn her family the surname "slut".
>>67573656
what if... alistair's great great great grandpa and her...? maybe that'd explain the chimp thing
>>67573655
>strawberries
>literally the scat of berries
https://youtu.be/j0cdldRuFrU
>>67573656
>>67573581
absolute fucking pottery
B R A V O
N O L A N
>>67573581
sletten is norwegian, i thought norweigians were supposed to be good looking
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/13/11669764/conor-mcgregor-vs-floyd-mayweather-without-ufc-permission
>yfw New York scenario happens
>>67573350
I like pronouncing his name like the first part of the word "stipend"
miesha tate has an ugly face
STYPE OR STEEP-AY
>>67573924
and you have an ugly brain
>>67573924
That's not a factor when she's sitting on mine.
>>67573924
I like her squinty face
shitty weather in zagreb, i'm hungover as fucking shit. i'm going to take a nap heem,see ya later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJDVaP0j25c&feature=youtu.be
>>67573992
you should try giving up alcohol you won't get hangovers
Post ur current BOI in ever division
>Rose Namajunas
>Miesha Tate
>Kyoji Horiguchi
> Dominick Cruz
>Frankie Edgar
>Nate Diaz
>Rory MacDonald
>Steve Bossé
>Tom Lawler
> Fabricio Werdum
>>67573924
she looks like an anime when she laughs
anyone putting a cheeky fiver on Leslie Smith beating Cris Seaborg?
>>67574103
No. I'm not a degenerate gambler.
>>67574113
pray for me
>>67574103
>>67574134
i was thinking of putting a cheeky tenner tbqhwyf
>>67574103
i waste $400 a week gambling i haven't decided what i'm doing with the last of this week's, maybe powerball and florida lottery, i don't see how leslie smith wins
>>67574064
Stipe
Jones
Machida
Hendricks
Khabib
Edgar
>flyweight
Holm
Joanna
>flyweight
Dillashaw
>>67574103
Yep, pic related.
Cyborg caught some sort of robot AIDS to make 140.
>>67574199
she weighed in at 139 :^)
>>67574199
valerie lecoalburneresque
>>67574175
Fellow Tom Lawler fan yoooooo
>>67573924
Yep. Only looks halfway decent when she's caked in makeup. Her nose is pretty atrocious. She's a classic case of only being considered attractive because there are no other attractive women around.
>>67573848
>File name
Gabi Garcia
>>67574064
Scoggins
Lineker
Edgar
Cerrone
Diaz
Bisping
Jones
Rothwell
Claudia
Pena
>>67574313
sorry for delet. i put in aldo as my fw boy for some reason haha
>>67574372
That looks like a fun workout, but shouldn't a "professional" be moving faster?
Paige destroys the pads.
>>67574372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFi6UFEWZzM
all those roids and rocked and dropped by a fake wrestler
>>67574064
Maryna Moroz
Valentina Shevchenko
Kyoji Horiguchi
Dominick Cruz
Charles Oliveira
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Mike Pyle
Gegard Mousasi
Ilir Latifi
Ben Rothwell
>>67574163
being a manlet must suck
mcgregor has the aesthetics but
>tfw internet was off for the last 24h and it just came back
I was starting to get afraid for 198 desu senpai
>>67574423
>Paige destroys the pads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfV0ZJwVeh4
>>67573625
Why did he stop? Herb didn't call it off
is there anywhere I can bet on the fights online with a credit card?
>>67573269
this
also when will the UFC bring an end to the discriminatory policy of gender segregation
i've Ronda drop men in sparring Mike
>>67574527
bovada
Breen's article on the effects of the new UFC Weight Cutting rules was good
http://www.sherdog.com/news/articles/Opinion-The-Real-Skinny-on-the-UFCs-New-Weight-Cutting-Rule-104821
>>67574527
betdsi. here's a referral link
http://w-as.com/?f3Z9G
>>67574481
Actually being a lannklet is what sucks.
>poor blood circulation
>poor workout gains
>easy ko target
>etc etc
>>67574497
>internet was off
those god damn transatlantic cables
>>67574472
Dropped by an islander, the notoriously heavy hitting kind.
And Gabi came back STRONG.
>>67574598
nothing worse than an islander
>>67574598
god gabi has no technique
>>67574576
but you're never really alive in the first place if you're a manlet
>>67574628
Who lasts longer on a speedbag...Gabi or Honda?
>>67574628
None whatsoever
And she's not bringing the fight to the ground. And why would she ? She's just a bazillion time grappling world champion
Worst fite IQ ever desu
>>67574522
He thought he was Hunto.
>>67574576
fucking lanklet shits
What do the body language experts of /heem/ think of the Cyborg/Smith weigh-in staredown?
>>67574717
Cyborg is shook
Bet the barn on Smith
>>67574717
Oh wow Cyborg looks like shit
135 seems really difficult for her
>>67574717
I'm surprised a man that short hasn't killed himself.
>>67574717
i would be more scared to stareown with cyborg than with wanderlei.
>leslie keeping that distance
lel
>>67574717
>that stance
she's literally going to fucking die
>>67574698
fuck hunt
>>67574717
cyborg is going to literally kill leslie. hope dana isn't giving her chump change for this
>>67574717
cyborg is almost breaking, this weight cut must have been hell
>>67574717
that fake blonde ring girl was on drugs or had to piss
Glory last night was good ?
Not sure if I should watch it or not
>>67573581
sletten literally means ''sluts'' in dutch.
>>67574717
If cyborg didn't look this ugly, UFC would've created the featherweight division for her.
>>67574793
>that fake blonde ring girl
That's Jhenny you prick
>>67574815
based dutch
i hear you let losers legally commit suicide
what a great country
>>67573581
Take a timestamped pic in the mirror. I wanna see how fat you are.
where is the predictionbro?
>>67574829
>Jhenny
is that her stripper name? that's almost as bad as chad
>tfw want to start training BJJ and MT but have no energy to do anything thanks to cutting weight
>>67574807
Nope.
>>67574870
How would I know ?
I'm not the one being a rich arab here m8
>>67574845
weirdo
>>67574869
Imagine you doing anything lol
>>67574807
quite shiet
>>67574893
>I'm not an arab
>>67574913
If you read carefully, I only stated not being a RICH ARAB
>>67574913
>>67574926
>people unironically believe in this guy
>>67574893
oh you set yourself up there m8. i was just asking for a friend btw
>>67574940
You Arab, mate?
>>67574870
omanbro pooping on ariany stream when
>>67574960
Maybe you haven't been on /heem/ long but most users here are non-whites with names like Adan Mohammed and Sahal. Me, based nephew, lithcuck, and serbbro are the only legit whites on here.
>>67574960
Not even
>>67574968
as soon as i know how much she charges desu
>>67574717
I just want to suck on those nips really
>>67574989
Yeah sure thing Juan
>>67574989
>slavs
>white
kek
>>67575000
I'd imagine something like that would cost at the very least 50K + travel expenses (but probably twice that much because of the shitting)
>>67575021
What do you think Fedor was thinking?
>>67575030
What's it like to be part of the Anglo-Saxon masterrace?
>>67574955
be careful
>>67574163
gus alpha as fuck
why is mcgregor posing like that is he trying to fight the cameraman?
>>67575072
>vince's face when Trump attacks
Man that guy can sell it
>Brother vanzant molestered PVZ
>>67575070
Fedor spent a lot of time with Trump and considered him a friend.
>>67575071
shit man. just means my ancestors unironically managed to get cucked by the biggest betas in europe the swedes and germans.
6.25 fucking bongs
>>67575138
thanks la
>>67575063
oh, can we start a gofundme or something? id take one for the team and do it desu
>>67575084
no idea. shame that jones and silva fight never happened tho
Any news on the buyout?
>>67575130
big tim and two fans.jpg
>>67575131
the english are the gods of war, germans are the ones who got cucked the most over the past 2,000 years
>>67575168
dana sold it then bought it back 6 minutes later for half the price
>>67573848
>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/13/11669764/conor-mcgregor-vs-floyd-mayweather-without-ufc-permission
I've only gotten one (You) on this post
Just want to make sure to let you all know it's a very interesting article and I recommend it.
>>67575168
I can put up $38 for HEEM FC to acquire Zuffa. I don't know about the rest of you guys
>>67575010
The official Reebok weigh-in bra reveals more "breast information" than the UFC Ring Girls tops
>>67575138
thx lad
>>67574831
only if they really want it.
>>67575232
Jesus Christ the madman
>>67575203
i read it, I'm still skeptical over this whole situation, mcgregor likes money but is one payday worth getting embarrassed and hurting future drawing power? dont think so desu
reminder girls during weigh ins have sandy desert vaginas
>>67575138
cheers bruv
>>67575232
Conor's fucking career...Jesus...I'm actually starting to feel bad for him.
>>67575168
Dana and Lorenzo went on Shark Tank and made a deal with Lori and Mark. Robert offered them more than what they were asking, but Dana and Lorenzo responded by asking if there were any other offers.
>>67575289
What do you think he'll be tweeting ~6 months from now?
>>67575295
Looks like a primary school teacher
>>67575255
it really depends on the money
if his purse is anything over 10M (not counting PPV cut)? I'd say it's probably worth it
>>67575296
What value does lorry bring? Fight kits don't really seem live a qvc product to me
>>67575232
I hope Gunnar just tells him to just shut up and lays him out. I don't know who else would do it
>>67575329
Fucking hell
>>67575289
I'm buying the UFC from Dana White! I'm running against Kanye West in the 2020 election! I'm taking on the Undertaker in a Hell in a Cell match at wrestlemania!
>>67575303
>Yeh I'll be soignin autographs at the Biloxi Home Depot on Concession road 9 tomorrow at 3pm, bring ya kids.
>>67575232
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDM3mV_x3b0/
>>67575333
Frankie
>>67575324
But UFC hotdog branders are.
lads, who is /hype/ for tonight?
BAMMA
Bellator
UFC
>>67575367
Has to be someone close to him so he'll at least give the slightest amount of consideration
>>67575386
why is bellator on today
Povetkin popped for meldonium, you reckon a lot of Russian fighters will pop for that too? Islam Makhachev already did.
>>67575416
not sure lad, could have moved it forward/backward a week and they would have been golden
>>67575436
I just knew it would be Russians who would be injecting radioactive elements into their body
>>67575307
I was talking about this
But yeah, I can see that
>>67575386
What's today's BAMMA ?
Is it the one with Duquesnoy ?
>>67575436
is this legal in competition?
>>67575503
Yes because it is utterly ineffective and just a bottle of snake oil.
>>67575355
Who writes his tweets for him?
>>67575554
Connor McGregor
>>67575554
I was wondering the same thing lad. There's no way someone as fundamentally illiterate as Floyd could type all that out.
Post fally heems.
>>67575515
>>67575572
you're quite the skeptic
>>67575483
yes lad, Tom D is fighting for the BW title, Damien Lapilus and a prospect Walter Gahadza vs Colin Fletcher. pretty stackerd
>>67575572
Maybe he just spends a day writing it
Not like he can't afford it
As always guys, I'm taking your picks for the spiciest prelims.
This week we're taking picks for:
Maia vs. Brown
Santos vs. Marquardt
Trinaldo vs. Meideros
Font vs. Lineker
Lil Nogueira vs. Cummins
i'll take picks through the rest of this thread
>>67575613
Maia via decision
Santos via 1st round T/KO
Trinaldo via decision
Lineker via 1st round T/KO
Cummins via decision
Derrick Lewis heemed someone into a living death on his cruise last night.
>>67575613
hey you actually fucking added mine thanks you're better than the real predictioncuck
>>67575613
Filtered :^)
>>67575355
You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers.
But you start to follow the money, and you don't know where the fuck is gonna take you.
>tfw my name is also Stipe
Good luck crobro
>>67575737
How do you pronounce it?
>>67575766
Stipe
>>67575766
Steeeepaayyy
>>67575436
meldonium is nothing like steroids every grandmother use it for health , its just fucking americans trying to ruin latvian pharmacy achievments
>>67575737
>>67575766
>>67575773
my sides
>>67575766
Steep
>>67575782
looks like Travis Brown's less athletic brother
>>67575613
Maia
Santos
Trinaldo
Lineker
Cummins
>>67575782
more like Paige "boys my brother be pettin' " Sletten
>>67573783
>'I'm an insecure, eating meat makes me feel powerful.'
>>67575684
Are you the retard that put in 3 picks because he thought his picks werent put in?
>>67575817
>less athletic
Implying there is any athleticism.
>>67575796
holy shit we have latvia
BALTIK UNLOCKED
HEEM FC 1 CONFIRMED
>>67575766
>>67575793
2bh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PrMSK3HEts
>>67575766
steepeh
It's Steepay.
>>67575861
steepay me oh chich
>>67575658
>carnival
Not surprised. Theyre the wal mart of cruise lines.
Was Derrick Lewis the one that posted that video of the girl doing bumps at an MLB game?
>>67575861
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PrMSK3HEts
can you try speaking up son, i cant hear you.
perhaps try putting some bass in your voice.
>>67575766
Stefano
>>67575861
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PrMSK3HEts
crobro sounds like a killer. I´m putting my money on miocic
>>67575837
>"Segurar uma bunda feminina diminui o estresse em 70%"
>>67575861
Could you make a vocaroo saying dabro jutro, dobar dan, laku noc, jebem ti mater? do eeeeet
STEEP-AY MEE-OACH-ITCH
>>67575658
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/14/travel/carnival-cruise-missing-passenger/
Literally the same cruise
>>67575932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NhGFLrQqYn
Young fan asks Claudia Gadelha what she does to relax
she says gettin fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipqVMTFITDA
I like the way Nate pronounces Stipe.
https://youtu.be/gGe21q7lmNk?t=223
>>67575962
be careful
>>67575997
thanks friend
>>67576007
is aldo cucking /heem/?
>>67575581
awe shit i trained with george roop twice, good man with a fucking painful boney sprawl.
Feel bad seeing him hurt
>>67575072
fucking americans, why do you do mandrama
>>67575613
Brown
Marquardt
Trinaldo
Lineker
Lil Nog
>>67575861
What does Miocic even mean?
-ic usually means son of, right?
What kind of name is Mioc?
Guys are there any norwegian residents who live in norway and pay norwegian taxes that fight/work in the ufc?
>>67575613
Maia
Marquardt
Trinaldo
Lineker
Cummins
>>67576133
I don't know the etimology, 'Mio' means something like 'likeable' or 'sweet' , but Mio in Miočić don't have that meaning, really don't from what that surname developed.
>>67576226
Maybe go to the library and read up on it.
heem seems awfully quiet for a fight day
>>67576354
calm before the storm desu
>>67576354
pls talk english on vocaroo, brazilian accent is cute
say 'i want to thank my lord and saviour jesus christ, dana give me a shot!'
>>67576354
man's just chillin you get me
>>67576226
What does Vrbanovic mean?
i'm afraid streem sites will be overloaded with faggots, and stream will be bad aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>67576411
Wait, you're not inviting 8 or 10 buddies over and ordering the ppv legit?
>>67576411
Vrba means willow tree
>>67576411
>tfw good cable for 3$ that shows the main card
/comfy/
>>67576411
kinda the same here
>ufc brazil
>live in the same region of the event
>probably wont be able to watch it reasonably due to shitty internet and shitty streams like any other event
>>67576441
>>67576395
>Vrba means willow tree
>>67576430
n-no
>>67576444
i'm good in Croatia 2bh
>>67576455
They will not show main event on Telly? Ufc Zagreb was for free here.
MOTHERFUCKAS KNO I STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM
justa wake up, im fuckin hype and ready for tonight card !
Holy fuck will Conor just shut the fuck up and fight someone already? Instead of talking about how you run boxing on Twitter, how about defending your fucking belt?
>>67576459
>>67576441
Fascinating. One more for you, my croatian coworker's last name is Babun. The fuck does that means? Cause in English it's a mean primate that can fuck you up. I feel bad for him.
>>67576510
UFC zagreb
Says the guy who insults people on twitter
>>67576536
have you ever seen a living black panther in peru outside?
>>67576560
Kek, Babun is a monkey , baboon,
>>67576572
I would love to fight Dana White.
>>67576572
agree with dana on this one, very disrepectful of Matt. can flip off the people who pay your bills, especially when you are a guest in their country.
>>67576572
Dana's being a fag, Matt Brown is a veteran just bleeder. He should be able to flip off whatever fans he wants. They were booing him anyway.
>>67576576
yeah they are common in Perú but we call them niggers just like other countries
>>67576510
lol I just looked and
the main card is actually going to be transmitted by globo, thanks for saving my day croatia
>>67576636
I know you are joking, but Conor did the same thing when he beat Jose
>>67576354
Gotta hit the gym, no time for /heem/. Fight day is ALWAYS glutes day.
friendly reminder dc will never beat jones
IDK why matt brown can't flip them off. the whole crowd went uh vai morrer which literally means you're going to die.. a double middle finger seems well placed..
>>67576792
look at this fat fuck hahahahahaha . how would he look if he didn't train at all?
>>67576827
I'm willing to d-die
>>67576870
you do that
I heard lots of different ways of booing someone, but 'you are going to die' no. Wtf? And as i see it's common out there in Brazil. Weridos.
Quick everyone! Channel your energy to Werdum!
>>67576901
'You are going to die" is literally kindergarten tier. God mma has terrible banter, such an underdeveloped sport
>>67576914
Why now? Does he not want to get out of bed?
>>67576824
agrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeed but brown is still gonna get blown out painfully by maia
>>67576938
He's having stomach problems
>>67576901
the correct translation would be "you're going down"
people also shout that shit in football
>>67576977
u aint even know
>>67576901
that's common in south america
Are we gonna get some THICK BR ring girls?
>>67577032
thats not thick thats just fat
>>67577032
fuck....
>>67577032
bellator has "nice" above average bimbo girls.
it's not like i'm callng them sluts or anything but... yeah
no carly baker no party
>>67577071
and you're dumb
>>67577071
>fat
That's fine as long as it's the ass that's fat.
>>67576699
Are you telling us that you'll be posting bunda during the fights?
>>67577032
noice
and not if dana can do anything about it
i want to apologize for calling powerwashing stupid
i unironically just powerwashed the lanai FOR FREE instead of hiring some wageslave and it was fun
>>67577126
you're an even bigger literal faggot than I previously thought, and I previously thought you were quite the literal faggot
>>67577032
saved
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
some meme Russian/Chines MMA and kickboxing
>>67577147
>/
sides are gone
>>67577187
based
thanks britbro
>>67577187
it's playing a muted vid and I can't unmute
>>67577147
Why isn't Lyoto Machida on this card?
>>67577286
actually it was a trailer for the new tarzan movie, that movie looks like shit why is he wearing a suit and sipping on tea?
I've got a mixed martial arts joke:
What's worse than finding out your brother is gay?
>>67577286
just wait a bit should work fine, gotta click close in the top right corner i think
>>67577328
what?
>>67577328
Unironically losing to Rose "Reddit" Namajunas
4.5 bongs
>>67577095
That's exactly what I'm telling you guys. Get the Vaseline ready.
>>67577364
That's a child's ass.
>>67577357
Being Conor McGregor's sister.
I can him anyone ITT
>pic related, it's me
>>67577364
get out of here you bent cunt
>>67577364
those kind of panties can make Hank Hill seem like he has an ass
That has to be the weirdest stun I've ever seen, he was standing straight but sleeping
>>67577364
that is child porn delete that
>>67577364
that young man is wearing some weird underwear
>>67577364
If you hadn't that flag I would totally mistake that with my wife's daughter ass
all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug
>>67577487
lol
>>67576901
Yes, it's common for Brazil crowds to chant that at foreigners.
At the weigh in for UFC 134, they started chanted "peru pequeno", which is slang for "small penis" in Portuguese, when Yushin Okami walked out.
This event is fucking crazy
>>67577512
prove it
>>67577489
agree lad, jiu jitsu for for cowards and pussies. rolling around on the floor isnt fighting
>>67577512
She might only take tokens
>>67573581
slet is slut in Dutch, she seems to have Dutch ancestors so I found this to be very weird.
the natty goat is fighting right now
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
>>67577493
kek
>>67577503
kek
>>67577580
use lol, don't be ashamed, i've been using computers since commodore 64 i'm an oldfag
How many bongs til the main card?
>>67577539
>>67574815
Perhaps it runs in the family.
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=194264
Frank Mir in his prime submits Fabricio Werdum, prove me wrong.
>>67575138
Thanks.
Here, /heem/, made some collage about Cyborg.
She's actually a good woman.
>>67577615
Will Brooks to the UFC hopefully
>>67577625
idk lad, werdum submitted prime fedor
>>67577599
i have my own spectrum computer :)
>>67573924
>looking at her face
Women are nothing more than tits and ass.
>>67577635
sucker punch AND buddy helping?
what an absolute faggot. overruled fight for sure.
>>67577615
wow, Brooks is a great fighter. UFC should sign him up, top 10 material.
>>67575613
Maia
Marquardt
Trinaldo
Lineker
Nog
>>67577187
>>67577505
Long haired lanky guy fights like Keith Jardine.
>>67577600
fuck you
>>67577676
I like this one because you can actually see what's happening
>>67577676
lame ass resorting to sucker punch, fight overruled.
>>67577655
this is awesome
>>67577615
Wow Bellator is a fucking mess
>>67577723
its not really sucker punching when the other guy is chest bumping you
>>67577742
If semmy had any ground game he would have been the undisputed goat
>>67573848
Floyd will murk Conor in a straight up boxing fight
American guy is lucky latvian guy is a bad kickboxer, he'd be so easy to take down with a little bit of knowledge
Wait this is a 3 round championship defense?
>>67577742
It looks like he's hesitating on every strike
Gluhov to UFC when? I can see him heeming Werdum inside 2 rounds.
medals and trophies
>>67577805
n = 3 - 1 = 2
>>67574717
Even the girls in the back are disgusted
>>67577788
god who cares about press fonferenes #wewantconner we should all post thatt on twitter conner is the best thing to
happen to ufc if they dont shut up about press fonferences only a few geeky nerds watch them he will leave connor
will make more money on his own than
all the ufc put together #letthemfight we should post that too we need to get behind connor he is our type of fighter
4chan should be supporting him the only people who slate him are the kind of nerdy geeks he used to beat up in school
hahahaha fuk you nerds and your press conferences no one cares just let them fight
Will you be watching UFC 200 or Fury vs Klitschko II on July 9?
>>67577830
both
BAMMA prelims live on Facebook
>>67577830
Both of them you weirdo
>>67577819
I have no idea what is going on
>>67577830
both because I am a real fight fan plus they aren't really on at the same time, might crossover a bit with FP prelims.
>>67577825
Everything in this post is unironically accurate and insightful.
>>67577860
please stop making the when da bear win da superb owl thread
>>67577892
I don't even know what sport that is but ok
>>67577898
granite chin desu
>>67577898
fino ga je ispetardirao
>>67577328
was Chimpette molested by her brother?
Besides her whole airhead persona, sometimes she goes to dark places when talking about her past
>>67577909
please find the german who spams and kill him
>>67574064
>Joanna
>nobody really but Germaine de Randamie is a good person so I support her
>Delos Reyes
>Cruz and Aljo
>Max Holloway
>Khabib
>Neil Magny
>Jacaré
>Nikita Krylov
>Werdum
>>67574581
I kek'd. Have a (you)
>>67578003
>Germaine de Randamie
Are you white?
>>67578008
it took 3 hours i'm glad someone appreciated my brand of '''''''''''''''''comedy''''''''''''''''
>>67574581
>>67578008
>>67578032
>samefagging this hard
am i imagining things or is Werdum starting to be /heem/ boy?
everyone seems to like him now
im glad because he has been my boy for a long time
>>67574717
I understand why Joe Silva makes so many shitty rematches now, he takes his frustration of being a manlet on fans with shitty matchups.
This fight was pretty much why fighters take steroids
>>67578069
he looks like a friendly guy, why would anyone dislike him?
>>67578105
mexicans hate him
>>67574064
Joanna
Zingano
DJ
Cruz
Frankie
Khabib
Wonderboy
Weidman
Cormier
JDS
>>67578105
i dont know, people didnt use to like the way he fights
>>67578147
werdum helping trump when
>>67578069
Everyone has always loved Werdum. Not a single person was rooting against him in the Cain fight.
>>67578173
definitely anticipating this shit against stipe. he did it to mark hunt, but he wasnt buying it and that's a man who would know when his opponent is rocked.. because they're not rocked, they're unconcious
>>67573553
put a sprinkling of sugar on the cut pieces bro it'll draw out some of the liquid, evaporating it off and concentrating the flavor
let cut pieces sit like this a little while
mmm now you a real nigga
>>67577830
None, since I'm in fucking Kuala Lumpur at that time.
>>67578012
isn't everybody on 4chan white?
>>67578299
I'm a spic
>>67578069
>now
>tapped fedor
>actually did pretty decent in standing with juiced to fuck K-1 Reem while being in striking infancy
>beat the brakes of Travis
>slapped around and tapped Cain "Fought 2 People in 4 Years' Velasquez
That Turner dude just moved way too much. It was just moving just to move before he got glocked. If you're going to have spastic movements like that at least be offensive about it.
>>67574372
that dude with the blue gloves is pretty beefy and slow tbqh
>>67578299
I'm brown
>>67578226
>>67578173
"I do think, if you ask who I think is going to win, I give it 60/40 to Werdum because I fought him twice, and he’s just a very clever, slick fighter," Overeem said. "It’s easy to underestimate him because he’ s physically not that strong and athletic, but he’s sneaky. He’s [always got] an ace up his sleeve, you know? So I expect him to come out with some sort of a surprise."
"When you look at Stipe, Stipe’s pretty straightforward with what he does. He’s good at what he does. He’s aggressive, his cardio is good, he’s strong, but I think Werdum is going to out-smart him."
Overeem knows...
>Cain Velasquez is good
Has this meme finally died? I've never viewed as particularly good or an exciting fighter.
>>67578105
Are you new to the Sport?
It was a well known fact that werdum thought he was the shit during his first UFC stint, being a one dimensional fag talking shit about how the HW division was shit, dana was stealing from fighters and all that reflection.
He said he wanted the titleshot or he wouldn't fight anymore. Then I dont remember the circunstances, but they gave him Cigano's first fight on the UFC. Werdum said it was some form of nepotism, that cigano had no businees fighting there, cigano's team responded very politely, werdum continued to talk shit.
Fight night came, werdum got rekt, he continues to talk shit and got cut.
He sure has come a long way now, both technically and about respect. I like him now but he was a thug and an asshole back in ~2008
>>67578375
dogs are haram, be careful
>>67578388
I started from 183 for ronda unironically.
>>67578232
Yes, but thats not his only tool.
What makes Werdoom such an intersting fighter to me is how he is playing mind games while fighting.
While other fighters just fight, Werdoom is always thinking about new ways to bait the opponent.
>>67578205
underrated
>>67578069
/heem/ has liked Werdum for a while, if anything I'm noticing more hostility towards him recently
>>67578474
That's probably because everyone hates the Brazilian crowd.
>>67578494
well the brazillians are all hot and bothered because he's all that's left of their decimated champions besides dos "champion who fights on fightpass" banjos
>>67575355
that absolute fucking tasteless decor
tumbleweeds.. some.. giant.. gobstopper? a lamp stolen from a hotel.. a giant.. fucking.. stick thing.. unfinished wood paneling.. ghetto couch. enormous red ottoman.
i mean aside from the giant pile of money, like, seriously, what the fuck
>>67578460
light green was the perfect color for that text. fucking monkey..
>>67575303
>this fookin hoovah picks up everyting, fookin everyting!
>im probably not wrong dis time yeh?!
>>67578587
>lose one time
>everyone turns on you
you're like a fucking terrorist dude. write that shit on a piece of paper and give it to your mother. see how she feels.
>>67576926
That's just a brazillian thing.
>>67575782
I forgot to include this picture of me with makeup on, sorry
werdum has that brazilian divegrass acting dna
>>67578628
>McMeme only has one loss
>>67576063
>those skanky heels
is an 3/10 future cokefiend a athlete?
>>67578666
I’ll be very open and transparent to a lot of f*cking Brazilians. This is why your country is miserable: because of lack of education, of culture and anti-patriotism.
>>67578688
Duffy is a journeyman who got wrestlefucked by Poirier, the other guy is a literal who that doesn't even have a wiki page. Both of these fights happened 6+ years ago so yeah they don't really count bud.
>>67578776
HOT LAVA, HOT LAVA
BINGO, BOINGO, BANGO
>>67576926
Yep, that's when we all start to use that little chant. Third grade.
It started on that first UFC rio with all the filthy casuals. The Sport doesnt have any cultural basis so they tapped on their most primitive chant to support Thiago and what's worse, it caught on because there's no other chant. I can think of murricans going "U S A", which is even worse than uh vai morrer to be honest.
Attendants that night had only been to football games and that's the M.O, 90 minutes of non stop chantingin the stadium if the most popular teams are playing.
Hopefully I educated you a little, even though it's kid of obvious.
>>67577293
maybe he stubbed his toe
and then he fell over
onto some bare wires
and while he was falling his pants fell down
and the bare wires shocked him
and some pee shot out up into the air
and trickled through a local butcher shop
and picked up some trace allegedly banned substances along the way
and coincidentally dribbled into the USADA guy's sample container marked machida
so because of his sprained toe
he can't possibly fight
>>67578839
HOT LAVA HOT LAVA
>>67578266
>put sugar on your fruit to enhance it's flavour!
Never change America.
>>67578871
it's an old australian trick
>>67578867
i seriously want to see this guy doing more shit like this
>>67578729
No it's because it has 200 million people and is the size of your continent. The only free big ass country that has succeeded is the USA because they had england's help in it's conception.
Wanted to take a power nap before the event, but eurovision's on.
>>67578871
>>67578901
>it's
>>67578147
no, not really
>Man meticulously documents affair with his secretary 1969-1970: Here are his records
How many bongs until the fites?
>>67578911
Autocorrect, sorry
>>67578901
>free
what are you lads drinking tonight and when will you start?
i've got some 40's of miller high life and steel reserve
gonna crack the high life when the early prelims start
water
>>67578945
fitepass and lellator prelims start in 3 bongs 7 bings
>>67578973
water as always unironically
>>67578903
thanks for keeping us updated bro!(sarcasm)
>>67578973
im drinking milk and eating weed cookies
>>67578901
Zagreb, Ulica Ante Pavelića 88, Croatia, this is the address. Show up and don’t forget to bring a mouthpiece, gloves and shin guards. Thank you from my heart to those who recognize the work of a professional. I apologize for venting and for my lack of manners to all of you who like MMA or any other sport and recognize that a professional athlete doesn’t live only on wins. No one wants to be defeated, but we make one plan and God makes another.
gonna drink a warm glass of milk and go to sleep. fight starts at 8 am here. good night , heembros.
>>67573847
10% indian DNA turns you from a 5'11 Norwegian goddess to a midget chimp
>>67578817
Holding their hand is legal, what Kennedy did is illegal.
>>67578226
>"distraction"
>the most telegraphed kick windup in the history of kicks
>>67574522
>>67574522
Toquinho is not the smartest fighter in the world.
The man has serious mental issues. I guess that's the price for retard strength.
>>67578973
I don't drink.
>>67579072
*roid strength
>>67578867
Robin Black knows his shit, but damn if he isn't a top 10 all-time annoying person.
>>67579064
well it just worked
>>67578973
Water and coffee
>>67574685
>still doing those awkward arm pulls and push
My goodness, I hope she fights Cyborg and gets laid out forever.
May Allah see to this.
>>67579108
why he stealing sage's haha?
>>67579060
it might be but its smart, he grabbed the far side hand so the ref didnt see from his angle, the ref was paying only attention to the uppercuts and not what he was holding on to.
Also i just find it neat seeing people game the system to make "new" techniques. specially for something that is no-gi, but relying on material to grip (ie the gloves)
>>67578973
Crown Royal Reserve
>>67579108
>haha
S-sage?
>>67574685
Has any fighter's head movement been as retarded as ronda's, ever?
>>67579083
Anyone who does is human trash. Same with anyone who has tattoos.
>>67578628
cunt got the beatdown he deserved to make him go down and fight the #1 contender in the weight class he has a belt in like he should've done.
until he does that, he's a fucking loser. i even like conor as a person from what i can tell, but as a cunt with a job to do he's a failure primadonna
>>67579156
>drinking liquor while watching fights
i'd be smashed after like 3 fights tbqhwy senpai
>>67579178
pigeon '''''''''''''vanzant's'''''''''''' used to be worse
Time to end this suffering...
>>67579187
being careful
>>67573847
He's obviously inbred, which explains both actions and looks
>>67579200
Normally how it goes, but I can't stand beer and I'm a liquor man through and through. I'm not even going to lie, I'm a raging alcoholic.
>>67579231
lol i like you brown man
I need a minute to myself...
>>67578973
Bought beer but drank it all already.
>>67578871
says the leaf who puts maple sugar on everything
anyway, if he sprinkles it lightly, like those oil workers sprinkle $1's on your mom at her night job, it shouldn't have much of an effect
>>67579271
well buy more goof, i'm about to ride to the store to pick up a steel reserve
>>67579271
what the fuck is wrong with her skin
>It's really not a rumor. The fight may happen. We really don't know, as of right now. As of right now. But do I think the fight will happen? Absolutely.
What did he mean by this?
Tip: Sometimes throwing multiple strikes in a row, or in "combinations" can be effective. Ali, Ward, Rousey, all use "combos" effectively
>>67579095
i saw that. it shouldn't have, we both know it. it would've been a good distraction without turning into happy fucking gilmore for a weak kick
>>67578871
Thats you maximize your carbs, shitkant
Advice of the day: Keeping your hands up is often beneficial
>>67579271
>that pic
Have women like this ever considered that the reason why their skin is so shitty is because they plaster their face with makeup?
>>67579309
>Jon
>>67579351
t. mcgregor's corner going in to round 3 with diaz
>lel
>>67579380
>implying white girls think that much
>>67579380
i'm in my 30s and my skin, it's complexion and my hair are 10/10s and i do nothing...i don't mean i'm good looking i'm ugly actually
i wonder if the makeup meme ruins skin
>>67577364
reported
>>67579401
be careful
>>67579295
Nah, stores near me are closed and weather is too shitty to travel. Besides, got some homemade stuff in the pantry. Gonna get shitfaced on that later.
>>67575232
Can't wait to KEK when he eventually kills himself but not before he auctions all his posessions for $5 on EBAY.
>>67579401
>he literally shits in streets
>but he'll criticize first worlders
>>67579380
>women
>considering anything besides the size of Tyrone's cock
>>67579412
I once dated a girl who wore barely any makeup, and she had great skin with barely any issues. Her sister wore about 3 fucking pounds of makeup every single day even if she was just going to gym and she looked like a burn victim when she washed her makeup off. It wasn't like that before she started piling on makeup either, she had perfectly fine skin up until she got hooked on those makeup Youtube videos in her 20s.
>>67575515
>>67575503
Supposedly useless but is used as a masking agent. THat's probably why they banned it.
Creatine would work more for you. It's one of the most tested supplements. Still ain't magic though.
>>67579448
you shouldn't be so ethnocentric desu senpai
>>67579431
ugly dumb fatfuck
what a combo
THROW IT BABY
THROW IT
How to kill 3 hours?
>>67579312
means it's time to box his wife again
>tfw i can heem every here
>>67579312
He meant it's time to get paid again
>>67578901
>because they had england's help in it's conception
you really think that's the only reason?
>>67579271
That is why I have trust issues. If the bitch has a skin issue and is open about it I can deal with it, but if I wake up in the morning next to the troll from Ernest Scared Stupid I'm gonna be pissed.
>>67579503
>every here
You can't even form a coherent sentence.
BACK UP DUDE
BACK UP DUDE
>>67579525
NEW
>>67579489
Go out and get yourself a pizza
>>67578279
is 6 uur later dan hier. als die fight om 6u snachts begint kun je die dus prima kijken daaro in KL kk nerdje
>>67574717
Cyborg looks like Adon from Street Fighter 3
>>67579514
>he accidentally all the /heem/
>>67579545
as if he needs more greasy food with all that greasy hair
>>67579471
I genuinely think makeup is an addiction for women. I wouldn't be surprised if they suffered withdrawal symptoms if forced to go without it.
>>67579538
>500th post
Das it mane. Das fukkin it.
>>67579587
>not having greasy hair
>>67579511
Bretty easy to tell if a woman is caked up
PRetty hard if you have beer goggles.
>>67573382
fuck that was good
>>67579489
BAMMA is on in like 4 bings, live on Sherdog
just woke up. sup heem
lel this card is better than ufc 200
>>67573382
this one of the best highlight videos I've ever seen desu, some dank tunes too
>>67579448
>confusing india with bangladesh
they're literally fighting the good fight while being surrounded by hindoopooinloos
>>67573417
Ngannou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaHWq0VOeeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaHWq0VOeeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaHWq0VOeeg
BAMMA is live
Goodnight /heem/
>>67580102
>those 12-6 elbows to the back of the head
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Walter Gahadza is 16-0 and just won against a UFC vet in under a minute. Sign him up Dana!
>>67574660
Why is there so much manlet hate, guys? It's really starting to bum me the fuck out.
>>67580327
i always think those guys are just bleed casuals ... care 0 about the sport or technique, they just wanna see the "baddest man alive", so to them the only relevant weight class is the heavy weight.
>>67580991
Yeah, I'll take a flyweight fight over a HW fight any day. HW has more heems obviously but they're sloppy and non-athletic as fuck.
