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5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
(((PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST)))
198 MAIN CARD
FABRICIO WERDUM VS STIPE MIOCIC (HW TITLE)
Jacare Souza v Vitor "Dadbod" Belfort
Anderson Silva v Uriah Hall (LOL)
Cyborgroid v Leslie Sacrificialamb
Shogun "Dadbod" Rua VS Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves VS Bryan "Dadbod" Barberena
Prelims
Demian Maia v Edgelord Matt Brown
Thiago Santos v Nate Marquadt
Full Natty Francisco Trinaldo v Yancy Medeiros
John Lineker v Rob Font (HEEM of the night prediction)
FIGHT PASS FOR REAL FITE FANS™ PRELIMS:
Antonio Rogerio "Minitauro" Nogueira v Patrick Cummins
Sergio Moraes v Luan Chagas
Renato Moicano v Zubaira Tukhugov
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Artem
schaub
Top 1 Fighters of All Time:
1. Fabricio Werdum
usman
Brendan Schaub.
ngannou champ within two years mark my words
>>67566977
Pretty disappointed he got hurt
He's my wife's nephew but he's making his way to being a grandson
Clearly on the gas too
AHHH CHANDLER HELP
>You're a moron
>No you're a moron!
fabio werdoom
reminder that if you havent eaten half of your daily bananas by now (15) than you're a fucking stupid cunt
>>67567094
das sad man
>>67567108
b-b-but it's 10am
>>67567094
Would love to put that midget freak in his place.
be honest, could you beat this esplosiveness and technical footwork in a fight
>>67567130
who you calling a freak
>>67567108
Reminder to get in your organic dates as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQAtcsZGBQQ
For maximum efficiency, make a banana + date + organic raw cane sugar + reverse osmosis water to get your carbs, shitkaants
Are you a real fight fan?
Well you better damn well be a real vegan, dumb kants
vicious shots to the body LOOKING TO FINISH THE FIGHT
>>67567148
dude is going to die from radiation poisoning fro potassium
>tfw fights today
>>67567148
>falling for the vegan meme
>>67567184
>implying you can
>implying every potassium atom in a banana is the radioactive isotope
you can die from drinking water aswell, better dont do that also then
>>67567205
>tfw I thought that was my arm for a second
Feels fucking bad man.
>>67567136
Why is he always picking on that bald guy?
>>67567202
>cornball brothas
>>67567245
lift you disgusting lanklet. unless you have the aids or something then sorry bro
Okay lads, I haven't been to /heem/ in over a month, what memes did I miss
>>67567288
dot lie I saw you post yesterday
lads
cyborg actually looked good at the weigh-ins.
>>67567264
I have a hyperactive thyroid. I do lift, but until I get the radiation therapy it won't mean much.
>>67567318
go outside
>>67567288
be very careful.
>>67567358
you can't joking about religion, be careful.
>>67567437
thanks #Bceвышнийвceвидит
>>67567358
FOR FREE
>>67567437
T. Muslim
>>67567094
>being koksal is suffering
>>67567469
I don't think so, and I hope you will never mix religion and joke, be serious.
Good fight
>>67567500
>never payed my TV license
D R O P P E D
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>>67567499
Rustle Doane was really impressive in his debut, hope to see him bounce back from those couple hard losses recently.
>>67567548
Pedro Munhoz is a great prospect too, although he is over 30. I think Munhoz wins pretty handily.
>Rustle
>Mania
>>67567559
Yeah well fuck that I'm on the Doane Troane choo choo bitch
Press F
>>67567202
can you imagine rampage doing this white nigga shit...
>>67567669
She's gonna get it done, I promise you that.
>>67567680
He does twitch
How many Huezilians are going to ger BTFO today?
>>67567720
LIL NOG GONNA GET PERMANENTLY BTFO
>>67567695
>she
>>67567680
rampage is literally the whitest negro in mma, even whiter than cormier. just corny white folks buy his thug nigga act.
>>67567680
hello tyrone
>>67566945
>>67566948
Might as well just put these in the op from now on. Relentless autists
>>67567773
Shut it down
I like Dan Hardy
>>67567720
Jacare or Vitor
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
i just googled "capirinha bunda" and this was the result
What's it like living in Brazil?
/heem/ is pretty great tbqhwyf
Robin Black, Dan Hardy, Brian Stann, or Kenny Florian as Rogun's replacement
>"Segurar uma bunda feminina diminui o estresse em 70%"
>>67568023
HOT LAVA
>>67568023
Ken Flo or Brian Stann for me.
>>67567995
thank you very much
pooxing on walkcunt watch
>>67568023
>>67568023
As long as its not Anik
>>67568029
delete this.
lads, BAMMA streaming on Sherdog today.
Tom Duquesnoy in the main event
Guys, is there any chance of it happening?
https://mobile.twitter.com/i/status/731364054128726021/video/1
>>67568078
delet this
>>67568078
>not liking based Anik
>>67567246
The bald guy always picks on him so baba hates him.
>>67568180
IF YOU AIN'T DUtCH YOU AIN'T MUCH
>>67567130
I'd like to see you try.
>>67567136
Why Köksal attack on that old man? It looks like Köksal friends was told him to beat that random guy for the lulz.
.
>McGregor "retires"
>tell casuals it's just banter and he's bullshitting and probably still fighting
>Off the card
>McGregor teases a Mayweather fight
>tell casuals he's attention whoring and it'd never happen because he's still under the UFC banner
>
Looking more and more like a retard lads
>>67567136
imagine if he was 8 feet tall, a true monster
Why are you goof obsessed with a dwarf?
>>67567202
>Today
Fights start tomorrow lad.
>>67568253
he's qt af
>>67568248
you can't appear more retarded than you already did lad
>>67568253
fuck you
>>67568180
ANIK IS A PUSSY MUTHERFUCKA
They should have put Aldo vs Edgar as the comain for tonight instead of 200
King Connor bless
>>67568276
that's just mean
>>67568332
Sorry, not sorry.
>>67568345
REKT BRO
>>67568332
it's the flag tbqh
>>67568156
Only in my dreams
>Conor getting schooled for 12 rounds
Everyone wants to be a fite fan but nobody wants to watch these late ass cards.
s m h
>>67568371
just like TJ was gonna school Cruz right?
>>67568156
This meme is getting out of hand.
>>67568371
Mayweather could knock Mcgregor out within a round. If Diaz can (almost) do it, Mayweather sure as hell will. I'm a fan of his footwork and I would to see movement get btfo
You guys are forgetting that Mcgregor would be the bigger man against Mayweather. there isn't a manlet on this earth that can take the left hand shot.
>>67568414
mohamed...
>>67568414
your flag is forever discredited
>>67568449
Canelo couldn't touch Mayweather and you think McGoobs can?
>>67568465
That's Mdongo. Not me.
>>67568508
all you muzzies are the same to me
>>67568302
not a bad idea desu. would have meant much more on this card
>>67568508
sure thing
>>67568527
Dude, that's pretty racist.
>>67568541
Does that surprise you from a Trump supporter?
is this the correct approach to modern mma?
>>67568568
Dude, that's pretty prejudiced.
>he thinks 40 year old manlet floyd won't get slept by prime mcgregor with something to prove
12 bongs
verdoom looked like shit in the weigh ins lads im nervous
>>67568663
>mfw 49-1
>>67568659
you would think he'd have learned by now
Where is picks guy?
>>67568700
he was here yesterday, said hes done until the actual event starts
I don't like boxing and I can't stand niggers. But McGregor and Mayweather don't belong in the same sentence.
>>67568688
thank you based goobs
>I don't like boxing and I can't stand niggers
>>67568724
how'd you find that pic of me?
>>67568724
It's funnier when they hate boxing but watch kickboxing.
>>67568708
Thanks
Woah, wait a second.
If Conor isn't fighting Nate any more, why is the interim title fight still happening?
It's literally an interim title fight whilst the champion is healthy and doesn't have a fight booked. This just occurred to me.
>>67568724
>i believe the modern lie that niggers are just like you and me and aren't verifiably inferior with no capacity to form their own civilizations or live productively in ones generous enough to host them
>>67567255
>>67567680
They're imitating the Rothwell dance
>>67568818
He's fighting Nate at 202, it just isn't officially announced yet goof.
>>67568847
>>67568818
wait a minute...
he's never making 145 again is he? probably gonna forfeit the belt and get an lw title shot or pettis match
>>67568847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UM2fbBz8Nc
>>67567773
>mfw reading this post
don't be such a goof
>>67568872
nice.
>>67568884
Nate BTFO, thank you based Rory
>>67568903
Thanks
AND NEW
>>67568929
pretty much
Werdum will meme all over Stipe
#andstill
ruh roh
>>67569025
I think the new janitor influx has just begun, it would make sense
They'll get less zealous soon hopefully
Especially considering they do it for free
Today is the day.
>>67569113
>>67569225
I'm not super confident in Werdum, but I am leaning towards him.
Either way I want him to win because there's something I just don't like about Stipe. Maybe it's internalised disappointment from the Hunto fight or something.
>I'm coming here tonight because I wanchu fuck- I wanchu fight with Chuck here.
>>67569101
lmao
Guys, I really do think someone else needs to make another mma promotion. Other than the roster the UFC kinda blows.
1. Make a PEDs and non-PEDs division for each weight class.
2. Hire retired fighters judge fights. Even with CTE I'm sure they could still do a better job.
3. Split decision? Another round until there is a unanimous decision
4. Champion clears a weight-class and you have no one else in the top 10 for him to fight? KUMITE.
>>67569252
I feel the same way honestly, I'm just trying to convince myself
I definitely like Werdum more as person, Stipe is just bland
>>67569273
great design choice
>>67569290
Stipe is going to knock em out senpai.
>>67568943
Stealing credit.
Hi guys,
Just want to say, I'm sorry for swearing in this post >>67567622 . I wanted to seem cool and mature in my post, so I used two cuss words. But no matter the reason, there's no excuse for using bad words. I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.
Cyborg juices to the point where she looks transgender. Now that she's clean enough to pass a test, people forgive her? Fuck that.
>>67569326
ok, have a you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Duiqru8Zr9k
>>67567136
>we laugh at this guy but we're supposed to take mighty mouse seriously cause he's a bit taller
When is Rogan going to proclaim Koksal as P4P goat?
>>67569378
Mighty mouse got bullied out of 135 to fight children in flyweight
Until he beats cruz he will always be a meme to me.
https://youtu.be/tfAjAdTAqw8
nobody posted new embedded yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXAFLBnsmSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXAFLBnsmSM
Who else thinks Rogan should retire and be replaced by Robin Black? Also, Goldberg should be replaced by a drunk comedian like Kyle Kinane. He can just sloppily read ads and make stupid jokes here and there while Robin gets into the technical stuff about the fight game.
>>67569326
it's alright man, you're still cool
>>67567202
Is it ok if DC is my boy ?
>>67569435
>135 isn't a childrens weight class
>>67569455
anyone got the latest picks? I want to see if mine got added
>>67569475
Anything under 170 is childrens to be honest
>>67569469
DC is legitimately one of the best fighters ever seen in MMA so yeah sure.
HOT LAVA HOT LAVA HOT LAVA
>>67569462
BASED ALDO
>>67569496
Can't deny that 125 is a step too far and only includes abnormally small people though.
At least 135 still feels like you're watching human beings fight.
How many bing bongs till the Exclusive Fight Pass prelims?
>>67569551
10 bongs 45 bings
>>67569551
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-198-fight-pass-prelims
>>67569273
>>67569466
I could fix the UFC and no one cares...
>>67568901
that laptop looks quite large
>>67569377
Thanks
Here's a UFC 162 Video Blog where a guy falls asleep in his car - scary!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqQBvpqHYX0
>>67569579
>>67569578
>tfw can get a full night's sleep in
thought it was much earlier desu
>>67569466
Bas Rutten on game with Joe Rogan on color.
Or even more patrician, Matt Hume on game with Jim Ross on color.
>>67569760
I'd be cool with this too
Every boxer that Mayweather beat is 100x the boxer Memegregor is.
>>67569273
>adding another round
idk if it's doable in a 5 round fight, but a three rounder, probably.
also, who dat white women
>>67569846
what the heck janny?!
>>67569827
McGregor brings the ppv, thats all that matters.
Although if he loses again his value will dive fast.
>>67569273
>Champion clears a weight-class and you have no one else in the top 10 for him to fight? KUMITE.
No, force them up a weight class.
>>67569969
The fight will literally only happen if McGregor leaves the UFC. UFC would never allow him to do it under contract. Then lets assume for argument they do allow it, no boxing commission would approve a fight between someone who is 0-0-0 in boxing with someone who is 49-0-0
>>67570024
Why couldn't they do it through the UFC? As if Dana would turn down the money.
>>67570074
>no boxing commission would approve a fight between someone who is 0-0-0 in boxing with someone who is 49-0-0
>>67570074
THE COMMISSION(S)
>>67568667
Werdum always looks like shit wtf are you worried about, or did he look ill?
>>67570074
Dude its so short sighted, all of McGregor's star power would be gone, he would be made a complete fool. Also the way Mayweather promotes events I cant see him working with the ufc
>>67569827
>Every boxer that Mayweather beat is 100x the boxer Memegregor is.
Nate Diaz trains Andre Ward for his fights, and goob was putting a clinic on Nate until he gassed.
>>67570024
Why wouldn't the UFC allow it? It's literally free publicity and $ for Conor and the UFC.
And Couture vs. Toney was sanctioned. A fight between two experienced combat athletes is fine in the eyes of most commissions
>>67570135
>sanctioned
IN BOSTON
>>67570074
>“But I hold the key, and it's me who holds the key to the fight game."
>“I am open-minded. I am open to discussion. I love competition. I love fighting. It would be nice to make that fight if the fans were interested and wanted to see it"
http://m.independent.ie/sport/mma/dana-white-is-open-to-a-conor-mcgregor-v-floyd-mayweather-super-fight-on-one-condition-34708818.html
>>67569619
Yeah with the weigh in time yesterday I thought it might be earlier too
>>67570083
>>67570090
I don't know about that one lads, Conor isn't a bum off the street and somewhere in the US would want that money.
Roy Jones Jr. fought a MMA scrub on Ur-Fight if you recall.
>>67570186
Roy Jones hasn't been ranked, or a champion, in forever. Mayweather would walk back into Boxing as the P4P #1.
>>67570186
Who cares about that fight anyway?
>>67570122
Maybe McGregor thinks his time is done. Maybe Nate rocked him harder than we thought and he figures MMA isn't worth it anymore since he'd get his shit kicked in.
So he turns to boxing and gets one big massive final payday before moving on with life. He'll have enough money
>>67570135
Every respectible MMA journo is saying its pretty much impossible from Meltzer to Ariel
>>67570186
2016 Roy Jones Jr is NOT Floyd Mayweather
>>67570196
Still think that money would trump logic in this case. The fight would be fucking gigantic.
>>67570207
Conor vs Mayweather? I'd watch it, even though 'The fight of the century' made me never want to watch boxing again.
>>67570226
>The fight would be fucking gigantic.
I doubt that.
>>67570239
Pre-UFC 196...maybe
>>67570220
>Every respectible MMA journo is saying its pretty much impossible from Meltzer to Ariel
Why would it be impossible?
>>67570239
You're a complete fucking retard if you actually unironically think McGregor vs. Mayweather wouldn't be crazy huge.
>>67570239
"They" should make it official under pro-wrestling rules, so the "fight" reaches the WWE universe as well as the puroresu marks.
EVERYBODY WINS
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>67570287
McGregor has no credibility as an opponent for Mayweather. It'd be like having Jamie Vardy fight him.
>>67570294
Gay.
Werdum looked SHOOKED on weigh ins hahahahaha. An Matt Brown looked scary as fuck.
>>67570311
I hope the immortal wins, even though I know he won't.
>>67570308
Casuals don't see it that way.
See: UFC 190
>>67570287
>complete fucking retard
As someone with a lower than average IQ, I am offended by your flippant use of this term. It's thrown around far too much on these boards.
>>67570308
That's entirely irrelevant. It's the biggest draw in boxing and the biggest draw in MMA fighting each other. Are you le ebin UK shitposter?
A bunch of fucking marks in this thread falling for McGregor's "keep myself in the news ALA Cheal" BS
>>67570339
That was always the Ronda Rousey show. They bought it to see her destroy someone. Mayweather proved against Berto than when he's fighting someone with zero percent chance of even touching him, people don't really care. Andre Berto is a hundred times the boxer McGregor is.
>>67570352
It's entirely relevant. Nobody would take it seriously.
>>67570379
If it was BS Floyd wouldn't be saying what he's saying. Stay mad adan.
>>67570379
Somehow he's managed to get Mayweather in on it has he?
>>67570399
>It's entirely relevant. Nobody would take it seriously.
It would sell PPVs like crazy which is all that's relevant when it comes to whether it'll actually happen or not.
>>67570420
Floyd is just subtely mocking UFC fighters by making it known he could make 100 million pillowfisting them
>>67570463
hot af
>>67570435
Based on what? McGregor's drawing power as a fighter is/was predicated, as far as we can tell, on his knockout streak and beating fighter after fighter in MMA. Why would anyone care about seeing him used as target practice for Mayweather in a sport he has no professional experience in?
>>67570399
how do you explain dada and kimbo doing as big ratings as they did?
It's amazing how desperately cucks ITT want Conor making 10s of millions of dollars fighting Floyd to NOT happen. You're fabricating reasons to believe there's no way they'll fight each other straight from your asshole.
pathetic tbph
>>67570399
I don't know why you're being so bullheaded about being completely wrong.
this thread is making me ill, see ya tonight
>>67570508
go fuck yourself m8
>>67570496
You want some other dude you've never met to make millions and you're calling ME a cuck? lol
>>67570484
ariels opinion = WGAF
>>67570485
That tweet he made about his retirement broke twitter records and made breaking news on ESPN and pretty much every news site imaginable. He's a bigger draw than ever, like it or not.
>>67570490
As a total freakshow between two street fighters. Not the same type of draw.
>>67570484
> Tweeted on May 6
You must have missed what's happened since.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/14/11674464/ufc-200-fighters-must-check-in-within-8-of-fight-weight
>Fighters must be within eight percent of their official fight weight when they check-in at the beginning of fight week, which usually occurs on a Tuesday night. If fighters check-in more than eight percent overweight, they are subject to daily weight checks and vitals from the UFC and will be required to attend weight management counseling. Their scheduled fights will not be cancelled, however.
Another step taken towards the elimination of severe weight cuts. Prepare for moody fighters, walking zombies and tamer performances starting UFC 200.
>>67570544
I like memes and interesting fights la, that's it.
>>67570547
That tweet was also a lie remember? Mcgregor lies now, that's his shtick, he's the new Cheal Sonnen.
>>67570547
>broke twitter records
Broke SPORTS RELATED TWEET RECORDS. Leicester City's tweet about the title win a few weeks later destroyed McGregor's in a couple hours. He hasn't got shit.
I don't think McGregor will draw in a contest so obviously above his level that the NSAC would have to have their arms twisted to allow. There's nothing attractive about it.
>>67570558
mma '''''''''athletes'''''''''''
>>67570553
but this will be a sort of freakshow fight too anon. conor's shit talking will be enough to draw buys.
regardless, i still am skeptical about this, seems like a way for them to stay relevant desu
>>67570598
So, do you also think that nobody would bother to watch Conor McGregor have a MMA fight with Floyd Mayweather?
Not sure what's worse football fans or mark hunt. Are they planning to shoot more football fans?
>>67570580
It doesn't matter if it was a lie or not, look at the reaction to it.
>>67570598
Whatever you say bud. If there's nothing attractive about it then I expect you to not be interested in watching it when it happens.
>>67570544
haha rekt
>>67570580
(diff. anon)
But what if the boxing fight rumor is true and conor and the ufc aren't cool, yet? Maybe Conor bluffed his twitter posts to show Dana and Floyd what kind of attention he draws and the dinner that Dana says he's having with Conor is also a negotiating meeting?
>>67570607
the thing about Connors shittalking is that it's effectiveness was due to there being some truth to it (up untill 196). Against Mayweather it would be total bullshit Connor is simply nowhere NEAR MW's level in boxing.
>>67570607
Cool freakshows like watching Fedor fight a 7-foot Korean dude at least have some visual appeal due to the sheer ridiculousness of the premise.
>>67570626
That would draw enormously, obviously. People hate Mayweather, for one, and he would have a much better chance than McGregor in a boxing ring.
>>67570654
>That would draw enormously, obviously.
Yet somehow a boxing match wouldn't.
You're a nutter.
>>67570631
Your missing the forest for the tree's here dude. Think about the last three connor claims 1. I've retired (lie) 2. I'm back on UFC 200 (lie) 3. I'm fighting Mayweather. It's like fool me once dude...
McGregor gon knock Mayweather out! McGregor will not lose to somebody who doesn't have a big height advantage.
>>67570667
He's right. It would draw enormously because it would be "Floyd trying out an MMA match" vs. "beating up some can from MMA in a boxing match".
>>67570648
>>67570654
fair points. still, there is a great ppv coming up and all we're doing is talking about goobs and money, they're doing something right
mma fighters arent that skilled and floyd mayweather is boring as fuck so just let this stupid meme die already.
>>67570727
>I know jack shit about anything but listen to me
Why are women such whores?
>>67570757
how dare you sir
>people itt actually think mcgregor vs mayweather wouldn't sell ppvs
>>67570757
mary mat
It feels good to have a Croat for a UFC HW Champ desu :)
>Paige Sletten
>>67570717
The crossover element is there for McGregor fans too though, most casuals thought he beat the shit out of Nate until it went to the ground, and he's known for his striking and string of knockouts.
I don't even care about boxing but you'd have to be insane to not think the fight would be massive.
>>67570807
He is American born, and he hasn't won yet.
>>67570807
Zagreb's own Fabricio Werdum
>>67570828
>
>>67570835
Stipe by submission in thurtin seconds desu
>>67570811
VanZant hasn't used the name Sletten in years, and now we may have some indication as to why — with her life in the public eye, she could very well be trying to distance herself from her brother's crimes.
VanZant has talked publicly about growing up as a tomboy in Oregon and spending most of her childhood playing with her older brother.
"My brother and I used to box each other in our neighborhood," she's said, according to Radar.
>>67570824
Only casuals thought he was dominating Diaz in the first round?
>tfw if Goobs/Mayweather happens it'll be marketed as MMA vs Boxing
>tfw after Mayweather dances around him autists will come to /heem/ and insist MMA is shit and fighters are unskilled
>tfw we'll be endlessly bullied
>tfw despite this Boxing will still be a dead sport
Why would anyone want to be a UFC champ if its not heavyweight???? Not a HW champ - literally not a baddast man on earth -> LOL
>>67570726
desu I'd much rather talk about how awesome the 198 card is
>>67570866
Well if you rewatch it Nate was slipping the punches and firing back an awful lot, I wouldn't say dominated but Conor definitely won it.
Daily reminder that Khabib has never lost a round
>>67570882
Is MMA more of a young fans sport?
>>67570923
bear won second round 9-10
>>67570951
kek
Quick, off the top off your head, how many MMA fighters with the last name "Silva" can you think off?
I got 6
>>67571002
piss off
>>67571008
69 lol
>>67571002
memegregor fans really can't handle that he lost this fight handedly huh? Can't wait for frankie to heem him and end the worst meme in MMA
>>67570811
court documents that show that Sletten, 24, is serving a 30-month sentence at Santiam Correctional Institution in Salem, Oregon. He was arrested in the spring of 2012 after a then-13-year-old boy accused him of sexual abuse. The boy told detectives the abuse had been going on for nearly a year.
During the investigation that followed, child porn was found on Sletten's computer. He was arrested and charged with four counts of sodomy, two counts of sexual abuse and a first-degree charge of online sexual corruption of a minor for the porn possession.
what is wrong with her face?
>>67571069
Conor is literally never making 145 again
RDA would maul him at 155
170 is too big for him
He has nothing left except this Mayweather fight.
>tfw main event starts at 4 in the morning
>tfw you slept for 11 hours and you are ready for the moment MMA fans around the world have been waiting for
>>67571070
he fought so many cans
Post vicious heems
>>67571069
>Can't wait for frankie to heem him
>>67571104
how are you watching it? is it on TV for free? PPV?
>>67570918
It's no longer awesome without Silva
>>67571209
It's still great pleb
>>67571161
stream :( it's not free, Miočić is not popular around here, hardly anyone knows of him.
>>67571100
If Cyborg can make 139 I don't think it's too ridiculous for Connor to make 145 again. Also (tho he's said he's no longer interested) I actually think he has a FAR better chance at having a competitive fight with RDA at 155 then Nate again at 170.
>>67571223
>Miočić is not popular around here, hardly anyone knows of him.
That's sad desu, but that said Bisbong is the same really
>>67571110
Completely true.
I think the gooks used to do the hilarious mismatches because the stars would fight three or four times a year, but only one of those fights was a big title defence usually.
Personally I don't understand why you'd bother to book your champion against a can and not call it a title defence. That's a statistic you can hype up.
>>67571223
he's not popular anywhere.
>>67570923
He literally lost to Gleison Tibau though
I had a dream last night that I came home to my dad's house and he said that some foreign exchange students came by looking for me but my friend who was also there said they were really some pissed off Brazilians who wanted to beat me up because I was supporting Matt Brown.
Fucking Brazilians even ruin my dreams man...
>>67571257
absolute madman
>>67570757
>>67570770
>>67570785
>>67571241
Cyborg didn't look like death though, McGoobs at 145 looks like he has an actual illness.
I actually think he has a better shot at Nate than RDA, though it depends on if RDA can walk through his punches like Nate can
>>67571216
It's good no doubt
Is it just me or is Werdum the most likable Brazilian currently on the UFC roster? Usually I can't stand most of them but Werdoom seems hilarious.
Post great injustices in MMA, I'll start
>Mark Hunt vs Butterbean was nixed for Pride 32 by the NSAC because they deemed it a mismatch
Reminder that there is good value on literally every Brazilian on this card.
>>67571323
agreed
>>67571323
He would be but I unironically want him to lose just because he has made the face too many times (literally every time).
>>67570920
> slipping
> scar tissue meme
He didn't slip anything, McGregor just didn't have his range down so he was landing at the end of his shots not in the power range. He was training for a 5'8 opponent.
Diaz is a durable punching bag.
>>67571223
That's how it works with a lot of fighters really, for example Mark Hunt is probably the most popular Aussie fighter here but you'd still be hard pressed to find an average person who knows who they are.
Why can't all manlet fights be this spicy?
https://youtu.be/Laa-WQXn2vc
>>67571312
Idunno dude if Connor keeps insisting on a rematch at 170 I think full camp Nate destroys him.
>>67571323
i agree desu. most brazillians come off bad, dan kelly heeming shoeface was goat
13 bongs til main card?
>>67571345
yeah his meme face really is starting to irritate
>>67571323
Alex Oliveira seems like a good guy
>>67571323
croats started to hate him, on fight site facebook page (croatian MMA fb page) everyone hates him so fucking much. croats are really everything serbs told you. i think i'm the only one in zagreb that likes him currently
>>67570757
Who is this chick?
I see her at the weigh ins/events but she doesn't appear to DO anything.
>>67571312
> looks like he has an actual illness
> never missed weight
> never lost a fight at FW in the UFC
So much for your eye test.
>>67571387
they're all McGreggor fags, true Pride fans hespect Werdum
>>67571345
>>67571375
At least the meme face gives him a gimmick for casuals to recognize so he doesn't just look like everyone else. Look at Stipe, literally no charisma.
>>67571403
Fuck off m8 he looks like the walking dead at weigh-ins
>>67571396
She points at the white line that fighters already know to stand at. Crucial for keeping order during those chaotic weigh-ins
cruz vs mgregor is THE fight to make desu lads
>>67571435
> looks like walking dead
> wins all his fights
Nice eye test.
>>67571403
>never missed weight
>never lost a fight at FW in the UFC
Those have literally nothing to do with how he "looks" you absolute retard. So much for your comprehension test.
>>67571152
>no Big John
why even play?
>>67571457
He's in the game surely?
>>67571453
>Those have literally nothing to do with how he "looks"
Yeah, I know, what I said are the objective relevant facts, unlike your eye test.
>>67571450
He's a manlet fighting midgets, what's your point?
>>67571457
why that viking ref dude doesn't work for ufc. isn't ufc all about memes?
Alright Australia whatever you say
Speaking of the "eye test" post usada Belfort sure looks awful huh?
>>67571450
I'm just saying it's clearly a harsh weight cut.
>>67571485
Poirier was equal height, if not half an inch taller, and Holloway was taller.
>>67571477
I've played hundreds of matches and haven't seen him once. Herb Dean, Mazzagatti, Lavigne, and a couple of others I think that are just kind of plain, but never BJ.
>>67571501
He's a meme, so he works for the bigger meme organization, Invicta
>>67571501
UFC does not appoint the referees, Dirty Herb conveniently getting the fights of people the UFC have a vested interest in more often than not withstanding.
>>67571540
What a disgrace
>>67571509
does jacare live in brazil or is he unironically natty? vitor does look different to say the least
im a crocodile snap snap
>>67571570
I thought he lived in Brazil
>>67571302
>Nevada's minimum wage is $8.25 an hour, or $7.25 if an employer offers health insurance.
>>67571570
jacare will eat him alive
>>67571570
2016 tests:
vitor: 5
souza: 1
>>67571326
the fuck
how is that a mismatch
>>67571323
Claudia comes off as very humble and likable.
>>67571606
>>67571657
probably lives in brazil then. i think vitor lives in LA
>>67571634
>tfw picked vitor
c-can i change my pick pls
>>67571688
Who else loves Claudia?
is that britbro who is going to get killed by john lineker still here
>>67571666
>Butterbean was set to fight Mark Hunt at the promotion's first North American show, Pride 32 in Las Vegas on October 21, 2006[15] but the Nevada State Athletic Commission would not allow the match-up as they argued that Hunt's wins over Wanderlei Silva and Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipović gave him an unfair mat advantage.[16] Pride had stated that "visa issues" were preventing Hunt from competing in the bout,[17] but it was later confirmed that Hunt could not compete due to the NSAC's ruling. Pro wrestler Sean O'Haire stepped in as Hunt's replacement and Eric Esch TKO'd him in under thirty seconds.[18]
Hunto's slick jitz would just be too much for Butterbean aparrently
>>67571302
>>67570757
what's her name?
what's her name?
what's her name?
>>67571709
A recent study shows that 55% of /heem/ prefer Claudio over JJ. These figures are not made up and were gathered through the course of 3 threads.
>>67571688
>>67571709
True, I forgot about her
>tfw this card is stacked but I couldn't care less about it
>>67571734
Mary Mat
>>67571734
Sleep Tight is fucking awesome movie, i watched it yesterday and it still haunts me. Spanish cinema!!!
>>67571766
i like [rec]
>>67571736
The magic of reality television editing.
Joanna will always be my girl tho, can't blame a champion for being a hypercompetitive cunt sometimes imo.
>>67571570
>Jacare is never going to steroid bulk to play Killer Croc
Its his destiny
Guys, if i put 5 dollars on Leslie Smith, how much would i win?
>>67571730
Butterbean would have shattered Hunt's glass jaw in about the same time.
>>67571326
Biggest MMA related injustice in history coming in hot
>>67571813
-$5
>>67571820
that ppv literally did 115,000 buys
This fight is such an entertaining HW fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxqfV4zBSgU
>>67571813
50ish
>>67571892
is that right???
>>67571891
What a draw Aldo is.
>>67571858
It's more entertaining when you re-watch it and know Cain is going to lose
>>67571922
Yes, because all bets made on Leslie actually go to a Gofundme account to pay for the medical bills she's about to get
>>67571944
true
>>67571944
>>67571980
>they didn't know Cain was going to lose when watching it live
Lol this place really is full of casuals
>>67572008
I knew it the moment there was that weird moment where Werdum had him in the thai clinch, shifted around him and Cain took a good two seconds to turn and face him
>>67571075
>beautiful
>>67572008
then you must have made out pretty well with that +400 betting line Werdum had
muito obrigado Joe, i want to thank my lord and saviour jesus christ, yes, i trained with best team in the world, i want to thank my mom for support and my ill father whos in the hospital right now, thanks dad for all the love you gave me. i want a top 5 fighter dana pls, i need to pay bills and shit.
>>67572109
fuck mark hunt
>>67572109
>thanks Joe, i want to thank my lord and saviour jesus christ, yes, i trained with best team in the world, i want to thank my mom for support and my ill father whos in the hospital right now, thanks dad for all the love you gave me. i want a top 5 fighter dana pls, i need to pay bills and shit.
>>67572109
>i want to thank my lord and saviour jesus chris
Literally the same thing as saying I want to thank Santa Claus. These people need to be openly mocked.
>>67572149
I still thank Santa for getting me that N64
>>67572149
I don't have any fedora pics to post at you but I would if I could
>>67572149
be careful
Floyd says a fight with Mcgregor will absolutely happen
https://mobile.twitter.com/i/status/731436568485990400/video/1
>>67572203
McGregor said a fight at 200 will absolutely happen
>>67572220
>what it feels like to be 6 feet tall
>>67572203
Floyd also said he was retired, ether way he's a liar.
>>67572149
be careful
>>67572184
Jon is going full rose mode
>>67572203
>believing anything Floyd says
>on twitter of all places
>>67572220
we wuz slaves n shit
>>67572252
you need to have feelings to get depressed.
but I believe in God and I know everything has a reason. I will do my best and let it be what God wants. I could have died if I weren’t using a helmet. That made me rethink my life and made me grow a lot. Live well because it’s over soon. God bless you -- and if you’re riding a bike, use a helmet because we never know when we’re going to need it.
-Wanderlei
you now remember forrest griffaen literally botching tito's last octagon interview with host and commentator joseph james joe rogan
>>67572267
lol
If I never heard about memegregor again it would be too soon
8 bongs till prelims?
>>67572377
and 25 bings
>>67572417
7 of those are mine
>>67572417
only 3 for me
Alright /heem/ I'll catch you later
>>67572476
Have a good one
>>67571362
Rewatched this fight the other day. Almeida showed some true heart and chin in that fight. He was in serious trouble in that first round
>>67572502
who gives a shit about her, really? her and Sage are the worst memes here
>>67572529
What are the best memes?
>>67572566
why would i tell you?
>>67572577
Because I asked.
>>67572566
DC dick succ.
i've got about $100 in cash on me what UFC product should i buy today
>>67572624
Bet the barn on Leslie Smith
The UFC currently has a divison where the champ is healthy, not scheduled for a fight, and with multiple unchallenged contenders
However, the top contenders are currently fighting eachother for an interim belt instead of fighting the champ, because he doesn't feel like defending his belt right now
This is the state the sport is currently in
>>67572656
cry about it some more ahmed
>>67572624
Keep your money.
>>67572656
is that right???
>>67572656
>multiple unchallenged contenders
Edgar's the only clear contender unless you support the instant rematch thing.
>>67572566
>Mfw I created every meme heem
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/paige-vanzant-not-using-her-real-last-name-due-to-brother-being-in-jail.3245551/
>that first response
>>67572667
These are objective facts and nothing else
Memeing about my flag isn't going to change the fact that the belt is being handled horribly by the UFC and I don't think this has ever happened before
The only logical thing to do is strip the champion in question and have the interim belt fight be for the real belt, especially if he spends any more time away from the division by taking a second fight outside of it
>>67572667
who won that fight tho?
>>67572709
weidman and cain don't deserve an instant rematch. aldo does.
>>67572721
which one are you most proud of?
>>67572736
funny how?
I'm really loving Werdum's new "HEYYYY" meme. I'd highly recommend you guys familiarize yourself with it. It's going to be big.
>>67572624
HD PPV: $59.99
1st month of UFC Fightpass: $7.99
UFC Reebok tee shirt: $19.99
UFC hot dog brander: $11.99
You have .04 left to spend on whatever else you want.
>>67572757
>>67572750
Not really, there wasn't an ounce of controversy to the fight. He got knocked out in eight seconds. I know that leaves more unanswered questions than the closest decision, but it's as clean a victory as you can get.
>>67572786
such a manly face, he's handsome 2bh
>>67572777
damn all that and a night with your mom
>>67572797
All the money in the world couldn't buy you a sense of humor.
>>67572791
I actually agree, I don't think Aldo deserves an instant rematch
Max Holloway and Frankie are currently deserving a title shot though
Fuck, marry, kill with Cyborg, PVZ, Dominick Cruz
>>67572795
yeah, but will he break the record of the heavyweight tittle defense?
>>67572837
Marry, fuck, kill (weapon of choice: mighty manlet)
>>67572818
Your mom thinks I'm hilarious
>>67572837
kill PVZ, fuck cruz , marry cyborg
/thread
>>67572819
>I don't think Aldo deserves an instant rematch
He's not getting it.
>>67572837
Fuck Paige
Marry Dom
Kill myself
>>67572834
Will Hunto fight for the title before he retires?
>>67572844
what's the record anyway? stipe, overeem, cain, now even cigano man, everyone who will hold that belt is fucked.
>>67572853
Women dont understand humor.
>>67572791
it just feels wrong to make him through a match with a guy he already beat to fight goobs, while mcgregor gets an instant rematch against a guy who kicked his ass on an 11 day "camp"
>>67572795
mirin werdum always desu
>>67572871
maximum two times I think, same for the lightweight.
>>67572869
He's been ducking Butterbean for 10 years now, he doesn't deserve a title fight again
>>67572899
i unironically hope hunt dies today
>>67572834
Will Leslie Smith beat Cyborg
>>67572879
Cain could have break the record if he wasn't the retard. RDA could also, only that Khabib....
>>67572961
Literally 0 path to victory.
>>67572976
are you the 8ball? Did not think so
>>67572879
mcgregor got the insta-rematch because of all the money he made the ufc which is why it was extra hilarious that he got the fight cancelled refusing to do press because he felt the ufc owed him for making them so much money.
>>67572906
but why
>>67572895
It's three for lightweight, looked it up.
>>67572834
Will all of the fighters have a good time tonight?
>>67572990
I am. You thought wrong.
>>67572834
Will all of the fighters have a good time tonight??
daddys gone
and hes not coming home
ever again
>>67572992
him not wanting to do the press is really fucking weird desu, that's his bread and butter.
i still think he fucked up his cycle or whatever and didn't wanna get usada'd
>>67573011
that means the fourth fight will be with khabib, be careful.
>>67573038
I'm sorry Leslie and Shogun
>>67572976
What if the weight cut transforms her power from making women crumple mentally the second they get hit to just being a woman who can knock you out if she lands clean?
I sure hope not
Are there any fights you don't care about?
>>67573059
>qtkhani
>latifi
>khabib
>tfw arab goat champs soon
be careful /heem/
>>67573071
all the fight pass prelims and Trinaldo vs Medeiros
>>67573049
Well by all accounts the guy became obsessed with beating Nate after their fight, probably didn't want to interrupt his training.
I'm not sure what USADA has to do with anything anyways since it's not like he wouldn't get tested in Iceland.
>>67573071
I have at least some interest in all but the first two fights of the night
>>67573071
Moares vs Chagas
>>67573095
>he doesn't want to watch the first big hue loss of the night
>>67573071
Sergio moraes is a lot older than I thought
>>67573139
He's 33, not all that old
>>67573160
I thought of him as a young prospect still for some reason
post yfw the weight cut and USADA combine to make Cyborg lose her power
who here /literallynothingtodountilUFCstarts/
>>67573136
>not wanting to watch The Panther
>>67572834
Will Wedum still be my boy after 198?
>>67573192
She is going to weigh 167 in the cage still
>>67573192
They just need a womens heavyweight division
it'll be good for my dick
NEW: >>67573212
>>67573214
You think Ronda is attractive?
Guess it's time to "heem" this thread to the bump limit
>>67573310
cyborg really does have an ass on her
>>67573328
yeah, even when she weighed in at 139. Actually all the Brazillians do
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