LIGHTNING V PENGUINS EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL
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let's rev up that banter
>tfw used all my pics in /hoc/ so I won't get any good (You)s today
Mad at sandwiches?
Bill hatty incoming.
Trapa gay cucks on suicide watch
Friendly comfy gamethread plz
tampa needs him back
>>67557774
>unnecessarily putting fries on a sandwich
>unnecessarily putting cole slaw on a sandwich
This is why yinzers are literally the scum of the earth
>>67557921
>mad at fries on a sandwich
Fucking kek, not even from Pittsburgh, why do people think this is a disgusting idea? I bet you think fries in a burrito is disgusting too you plebs
>>67558061
Probably because you're a gigantic retard and retards agree with their retarded ideas. Fuckhead.
Witness American goaltending
>>67558180
t. I've never actually tried it but I'm going to bash it because I'm too Much of a pleb to try new tastes
Its OK I was 12 once too
>>67558061
If it's so great why doesn't every restaurant do it? Protip: because it's not and it sucks you basic bitch.
who /reg/ here?
>>67558205
Ben :D
Primanti > Publix
trust me ive had both and im a scientist.
>>67558238
Because the country is full of plebs like you, same reason Justin bieber is popular
>I enjoy generic sandwiches with turkey mayo cheese and lettuce
And you call me basic fucking kek
>>67558256
apples to oranges if you ask me. publix is a grocery store.
>>67558234
I tried it you inbred. There is a new Primanti's in Hagerstown, MD. Both times my order was wrong, the sandwich sucked and I wished I threw up to save my toilet from double flushing the next day. I would rather eat at the Tilted Kilt right next door because it sucked so much, and that's pretty pathetic. Stupid yinzer.
>>67558238
>>67558180
I bet you guys order bean and cheese burritos at Mexican restaurants
>>67558270
Seriously, I hope you die before this weekend.
>>67558280
>my order was wrong that means fries on sandwiches is a bad thing
Fucking kek
This thread was supposed to be comfy
>>67558289
>giving minorities your hard earned money
cuck detected
>>67558295
I'm going to die tonight from laughter when the trapa gay cucks get exposed
>>67558061
>eating fries
Found the landwhale, MAN THE HARPOONS THIS ONE WONT ESCAPE ME
We ready boys
>>67558310
>concerned about money
Wagecuck detected
>>67558346
>eating food with calories
You must weigh 500 pounds m8
>>67558375
Literally what. Poor meme. All food has calories.
>being from an area of the country other than mine
lmao fucking cucks.
why isn't anyone whining about refpuck I thought this was a pens thread
in 15 bings right? RIGHT??
>>67557771
Just post cute girls senpaitachi
Gogoboolts
6 or 7 game series
Not sure who wins but I'm cheering for bolts
>>67558392
No shit retard, thanks for the (you)
>>67558622
>cucking yourself out of a stan lee cup appearance
lel
Makes sense for a swede
So, which team should we bandwagon now?
Since the filthy russians are out, the best argument for riding Cindydick is out too.
Is there any compelling reason to hate the bolts?
>>67558750
Their fans are insufferable and make shit memes
>>67558750
for 1 the GOAT finnish defenseman maatta plays for pittsburgh.
tampas fans are unbearable for 2
>>67558750
Why not follow the Pens for HBK?
>>67558750
Florida is a toilet, literally worst state.
>>67558656
No problem fatty I know you need to keep your (you)s up so you don't commit suicide when the Bolts lose in 4
>>67558775
this tbqhwyf
go bolts!
>>67558775
>>67558787
>>67558794
Okay, I guess I'll keep riding Cindy's dick then.
Where the FUCK is Bettman with the stream?
>>67557717
Saying "let's rev up that banter" is gay as fuck. It's like when people try to force a meme
Just let it come about naturally
dubs and Cindy doesn't get any points this series
http://cbcsportshd1-f.akamaihd.net/i/cbcsports_1@31211/index_2500_av-p.m3u8
here you go family
is yt streamer dead
any other streams
>>67558873
here's the (You) that you were wanting.
>>67558392
>not eating miraculous shirataki noodles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozDDYcyrCNE
>>67558885
Shit, that was close.
Quads would've been, what... Career-ending injury?
who /bill/ here?
>>67558796
>he thinks I'm a Tampa fan
Ahahahah, try not to eat any calories dude you might get diabetes
>>67558937
Sprained vagina probably lol.
Cindy Crysby am I right lads?
Probably pens refpuck all night.
MUH SPEED
MUH RACE CARS
Who /pubsub/ here?
>both NY teams eliminated by these fucks
who do i root for?
I've never watched hockey, I have a couple questions
>when does the season begin?
>I support Cleveland teams, which is the closest team to there? (if not from Cleveland I prefer in Ohio to closer geographically)
>is it worth watching? I watch baseball, basketball, and football
>>67558956
>that scene with her and the brunette roleplaying sucking daddies dick
Got so fucking hard holy shit
>>67558956
jesus christ what the fuck
>tfw have my pubsub ready
FUCK YEAH
>>67558991
name? looks familiar
>>67558984
Your grandparents live in Tampa, so Go Bolts
>>67558986
Hockey is infinitely more exciting than baseball
t. Former baseball player
>>67559001
forgot image
>>67558986
starts in october
there's the Columbus Blue Jackets, but they're kinda shit.
Pongs in 6
>>67559007
They're so wildly different that even mentioning them in same sentence is stupid.
>>67558986
>supports Ohio teams
That's rough man
got some Beef o' Brady's chicken wings and ready for the game
>>67559001
Honestly don't know m8, sorry
>>67558986
October
Columbus but they are trash but they drafting a hot finnish meme this year
Yes better than all of those
>>67558986
Season starts in October
The blow jackets are an ohio team but they're terrible, however, if you become a fan no one can call you a bandwagoner
Hockey is the GOAT sport
>>67559043
>Beef o' Brady's
literally kill yourself faggot
What beer are you guys drinking?
Red Hook IPA here.
>>67559072
huh?
lets go bolts
>eating a grocery store sub for dinner
Lmaoing at ur life while I eat ketchup covered pierogis
>>67558986
season begins in October, your closest team is the blue jackets (sorry about that), and it is easily the best spectator sport when you learn the rules and can appreciate the plays.
was that a car rinkside
what the shit
LETS GO PENS
>>67559079
>budweiser
>>67559079
coffee my man
>>67559098
>ketchup
>on pierogies
Bro i live in pgh and thats gross. How dare u treat pierogies like that
>>67559124
WAZZUP
>>67559105
Honky is the mascot of the islelders
>>67559124
How poor are you?
>>67559079
water
i'm on blood thinners so i can't drink alcohol
kill me
>>67559079
Yuengling
All game every game
Stralman still out but at least our token negro is back
>>67558986
hockey is GOAT sport. great action, close games and exciting unique play.
im actually a bit of a columbus blue jackets fan. they arent my favorite team but i do root for them.
if you dont want to root for columbus theres always detroit if you dont mind rooting for michigan teams.
or just do some research, start watching games and pick any team you want.
except shittsburg. dont ever root for that team.
>>67559124
Bud's not exactly good but ...
It's certainly better than most IPAs.
>>67558986
http://www.lakeeriemonsters.com/earlybird-platinum-membership
you have the AAA farm team for columbus in your town think about buying a miniplan hockey is GOAT IRL
>>67559124
>drinking budweiser instead of some hip, indie craft beer
Get a load of this pens fan
>>67557774
>tfw watching from based Primanti's
>>67559160
no thanks anon
keep drinking that water (as long as you're a pens fan)
>>67559171
he'll bring a lot of energy to the 4th line with Boyle and Drouin. his forecheck is great.
>>67559156
Not poor, but I wanted to get drunk and an 18 pack of bud was the best choice to do so
>>67559043
I worked at a Beefs to get through college and I wouldn't eat that shit if you paid me
>>67559171
>Affirmative Blacktion is back
Rev up them forechecks
>>67559124
i wish i could drink budwieser I have to drink Kirkland brand light beer that is like $20 bucks for a 48 can case
>>67559160
Is that you, Stamkos?
REFPUCK
>>67559124
Don't you mean America?
>>67559169
tfw live in seattle
tfw no more yuengling
damn this guy sucks lol
>>67559192
If I was actually a broke ass pens fans I'd be drinking pic related, dummy
>>67559219
i just fapped to stamkos porn by mistake
I do hope they're not paying for this performance.
>>67558942
Wearing his shirt rn senpai
>that 30 year old bolts fan there with his mom
lmao
I like the guy who does the National Anthem for the Pens
The fans aren't obnoxious faggots during the Anthem either
Best part of this year's playoffs have been not having to hear, "O Canada!" once.
>>67559079
OE 40Z
Is Crysby still a relevant player?
first for the bishop
>>67559269
mmm the taste of high school, I miss that shit
>>67559219
i sympathize with him so much
i had to quit hockey b/c blood thinners too
>>67559194
thanks anon
>>67559277
More relevant than your existence.
>122 posts
how in the fuck the puck just dropped
>>67559255
nice banter, Finland.
How the fuck do you break a stick while going up the ice?!
>>67558942
in spirit
based bill fondly remembered
>>67559265
>not taking your mommy to sports games before she gets too old fag to go
>not being a goodboy and buying playoff tickets for mothers day
that would have been nice. don't let the pongs mistakes go unrewarded
Any Boltsbros see the video the Florida Aquarium put out earlier?
>>67559243
my man
Dat save.
Well played
HEART ATTACK
holy shit there's been like 5 scoring chances and we're 2 minutes into this series
Holy shit Murray.
Hey pens, time to wake up, the puck dropped already
BASED MURRAY
the fuck you doin pens?
bill better be bringing it
who /afraid/ here? i don't think the pongs can win this.
fuck murray that should have been a goal fuck this game i'm done
>>67559265
I w-wish I could take my mom to a playoff game ;_;
>Matt Murray
>a meme
Le fuck off Tampa trannies.
>glenn healy
Letang ded
>>67559378
Im with ya bud.
Not lookin good.
Get fucked, Letang.
LET'S GO BOLTS.
Wow if letang is done the series is over
>>67558622
>Not going for the team with hagge and hörnqvist
>Callahan killing Letang
You're better than this, Ryan
Straight from the Crysby school of flopping
HEEM
nice kill that motherfucker
letang got fucking rekt
Enjoy your suspension familam
>>67559385
tfw minor league sunbelt
tfw group tickets to ECHL playoffs were only $15 for lower bowl games
Ouch.
Dirty as fuck.
My name is Victor Hedman, and I am a certified G, and a bonafied stud. And you can't teach that!
And this right here, this is Big Ben Bishop, and he's 7 foot tall, and you can't teach that!
And this right here, this is Lightningbug, and she's hot as hell, and you can't teach that!
>>67559399
>can't beat Shitsburgh without dirty hits
Kek
FUCK YOU TAMPA
>Lebang
>scumbag posters actually want someone to be hurt
come on guys that's not nice
>>67559408
>getting your head driven into the glass is flopping
>Letang getting fucked up by a manlet
5 minute major get fucked Bolts
refpuck begins
Love how the coach is covering his mouth with the paper so the cameras don't show him dropping F bombs haha
FUCK Letang. Faggot.
BTFO
>>67559413
way to make the thread comfy.
god tampa fans are fucking trashy
Thanks for the five minute power play, Tampa.
>being able to hear a single dude booing
shit audio nbcsn
>>67559424
>the mini guinea got concussed in his first PPV
This is going to be the best Eastern final in years
>>67559408
Have someone check your head into a wall and see how long you stay up.
>>67559432
they're from florida what do you expect
>>67559439
>hard hit into the boards
>obvious call
>refpuck
I'll gladly trade a major for killing their best defenseman
>5 min PP
Crysbys getting all the refpuck
someone better call pouliot we need another D man
>>67559439
>the definition of a hitting the numbers play
>refpuck
I don't approve of Callahan grooming it up but also fuck letang
>>67559413
this is the typical florida person
>>67559443
That's fucking stupid
>inb4 0 goals
>inb4 3 goals
As a Wings fan I can't believe I'm cheering for the Lightning.
But fuck them Pengoons.
callahan and his bull shit tough guy plays again. if tampa loses this game it will be because of him.
wew
Should have gotten a game misconduct too desu.
LeFag knowing he is going to be hit, bends over for full blunt of it and then those amazing Thespian skills showing. Such Refpuck
>stop and duck your head down
I don't care if the penalty was good or not, fucker deserved it
>>67559487
>gooning
Never phone post guys
is there a stream?
>>67559477
>>67559486
>abloo bloo bloo you should be able to turn your back when you know a hit is coming and not be punished for it
>>67559446
>>67559413
didn't know Penguin fans were such pussies
>>67559413
t. G. Zimmerman
Last number is how many goals pongs score during the PP
>>67559521
Reddit nhl streams
>>67559520
>using autocomplete
Don't know how to spell?
>>67559530
pretty accurate
>>67559519
Yeah but he went straight for his fucking head, he should of stopped
>>67559530
>0
sounds about right
Hahaha what a faggot letang he seriously expected not to be slammed headfirst into the boards what a queer
>>67559524
>giving a guy you're going to hit enough time to turn his back
You can fuck someone up from the front without getting a five minute major.
>>67559530
lol
>>67559530
lell
>>67559530
fugg
>>67559530
I'm okay with this.
>>67559530
another thread ruined. fucking faggot
>>67559521
>what is the CBC player website
>>67559528
>cuck leaf thinks Zimmerman did anything wrong
I'm amazed by how much you guys confirm your stereotype
>>67559525
A bunch of people have died going head first into the boards. That shit isn't funny. You wouldn't understand because you're a fat fuck from Florida who never played hockey. Devils fan btw
>haven't already scored twice
Do other teams even realize they have a WHOLE PLAYER MORE than the other team on a PP?
avenge the fallen, tampa, p-pls
>skate towards puck in corner
>look over my shoulder
>opposing player
>he's challenging me for the puck
>if I go after the puck he'll hit me
>I don't want that he might end up with the puck
>I know
>I'll turn my numbers towards him at the last second
>that way he HAS to turn out
>top strategy
>and if he doesn't have time to pull out I just drew a penalty for my team
>win - win
Turning your numbers towards a player you know is coming should be considered the cheating it is.
>>67559446
Something tells me these people aren't actually fans.
>>67559572
>amerieducation victim reaches incorrect conclusion
everything as expected
>>67559572
The leaf probably thinks the Zim Zam should have said "sorry" after defending himself
>>67559582
guess they should have braced themselves better for the hit
>>67559588
The Caps never rose, Eurocuck. They threw a game the Penguins threw so hard that the Fliers could have won it.
>>67559590
>if he doesn't have time to pull out
kek he had tons of time to turn or just pin him to the boards, he obviously went for the hit. Quit bitching and denying that was a bad hit
Malkin needs to stop with the drop passes
>>67559590
>turn my numbers to him at the last second
He literally had his back to him the whole time and Cahallahn drove his head into the glass. You're a fucking retard Canada, no wonder none of your teams are in the playoffs.
B I S H O P
I
S
H
O
P
That fucking Bolts D though.
<3 BISH!
Nice PP, Pongs.
>5 minute major
>0 goals
>Shittsburgh
>Five minute PP
>Malkin, Crosby, The Phil
>Zero (0) goals
>>67559644
faggot
>>67559606
Nice one edgelord. Most times its not even from a hit. Once again you wouldn't know that though.
holy shit bishop
nice """"""""""""""""""power play"""""""""""""""""" you've got there, Shittsburgh.
>'power' play
THE BISHOP
the top PK in the league has to be good when you take as many penalties as Tampa.
>>67559582
>then don't lower your fucking head after you've already dealt with the puck
You the kind of person that says, " it doesn't matter if she's walking down the street alone in the middle of the night"
Obviously boarding should be penalized, but putting yourself in the retarded situation reaps retarded consequences
God Damn this is some good hockey
B A S E D
bishop and his huge equipment literally take 80% of the net lel so much skills
>>67559708
think i tasted bile and smelled rotten garbage reading this
>>67559708
makes sense for sweden to like shitskins
>>67559708
I don't get her memestatus.
She's not even remotely hot.
Is being quasi-muslim that much of a turn on? Really?
>>67559708
>being proud of a dirty whore cheering for your team
>>67559708
>liking Ray William Johnson
>>67559708
>>67559741
Is he still a thing?
I haven't seen one of his videos in like 4 years
>>67559586
>top of the triangle bent, sides straight
>top left corner black, other corners white with striping
>not the shark logo with the tail
>cartoon stick
>black shark instead of gray
>orange eyes
>orange anything
I hate this logo
>>67559712
wow I haven't seen a reddit doge post like this in years
>>67559735
yeah me neither desu
>>67559712
>mad
>at pads
>>67559708
Jag inte ens
>>67559601
>I'm such a faggot cuck that I repeat what others tell me, not knowing if it's true or not
Go read the case files for yourself scum, it was open and shut to anybody but the fucking media and faggots like you
>>67559698
i was commenting on how he said kill the fucker or whatever. Letang was obviously trying to get a penalty, but theres no reason for wishing death on people for playing hockey.
>>67559765
what the fuck I didn't put desu on there
>>67559780
So you would fuck Ray William Johnson?
>>67559780
she is not hot and i have been in a relationship for three years kek
>Matt Carle
>>67559530
Haha
Nice to see the Bolts are still playing the
>survive the first period before activating Kuch
>>67559788
t b h = desu
>>67559770
>being so retarded that you argue with people who actually agree with you.
probably time to take your meds son and go to bed.
>>67559780
>wanting a chlamydia wastebag near your nose
>Koekkoek is pronounced coocoo
that's getting really fucking annoying
rip bishit
Oh shit. Bishops hurt
DEAD
E
A
D
RIP BISHOP
Bishop ded
FUCK
>bishop
EAT A DICK YOU FUCKING GOONS
WHATS UP NOW
>>67559780
>Unironically putting that trash on a pedestal.
HE'S FUCKING DEAD
>Bishop
Uh oh
GET FUCKED BISHIT
series over
BISHOP DEAD
ITS OGRE
HAHAHAHAHAHA
TAMPA GOONS GETTING KARMA'D
>shittsburgh
No. Not Bishop.
RIPshop
nice karma ;^)
alright we fucking lost
>>67559780
This is /sp/, not /a/. not so many perma virgins here bud.
>Shittsburgh fans booing an injury
Really classy.
BISHOP DEAD
I
S
H
O
P
D
E
A
D
Goddamn.
How's bolts secondary goalie?
well...that's the end of this series lel
bishop u idiot
> injuring bishop
Bishop is such a faking faggot.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hahahahah yes! I hate bishop. just a big goalie who takes a lot.of space with no skills
>Bishop down
Bye bye Bolts
Karma
>>67559836
>calling anyone goons when the guy that got gooned is the worst goon in the playoffs
And so begins the Lightning downfall!
>THIS GAME
haha killed himself
>trampa gay
RIPublix
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67559007
I fucking love baseball. I don't know if it's exciting per se but it's a great sport.
>>67559007
>>67559022
>>67559039
>>67559053
>>67559070
>>67559104
>>67559182
>>67559187
Thanks. I'll figure out someone to watch
Karma Bitches
>>67559862
Also good.
NO MORE MEME SIZED JOLLY GIANT GOAL TENDER.
TIME FOR TINY BACK UP BITCH.
>>67559862
>
hes good but not bishop god
played a game or two vs the hawks last year
DED
E
D
>>67559862
he's pretty good, but he hasn't played in forever. high chance that he lets in 6 goals in one period because he's nervous.
FUCK FLORIDA HOCKEY
That's awful
never want to see that.
shh bigboy everything is going to be allright...
Yes! Not top of the line anymore!
>>67559804
kek
>bishop
>>67559899
Stay in the goal or get hit.
Likely a busted knee.
Fuck.
>>67559860
>Bishop injured
No, it's just his fake injury for the period.
Haha your sandwich has been burnt.
>>67559862
Vasy usually lets in 4 goals min a game. That's the reason they lost the cup last year when bish got injured
>>67559413
KARMA BITCH
BISHIT IS HURT BECAUSE OF YOU
IT IS ALL THIS HORSE FUCKERS FAULT
GET FUCKED FAGGOT
>>67559479
>>67559444
>>67559445
>>67559413
>>67559418
>>67559409
>>67559399
post yfw karma is real
>american goaltending
>Canadian advert with chinks
lmao
>when memes go too far
BISHIT
T
F
O
Starting to feel bad actually. This looks rough.
Yinz best be careful on that slippy ice there!
I'd fuck that towel head porn bitch, but I wouldn't treat it like it was some huge deal, and I would make sure I had a course of antibiotics ready too.
>Stretcher
Karma
>it's a penguins injury a goalie episode
disgusting as usual
If I pull his pads off, would he die?
it's just not fair
>>67559917
A hit may have been safer than trying to do awkward splits.
>stretcher
>>67559930
easy there oli
>>67559893 I'm samefagging
I'm going to be watching the final this year, I think. Who is it, or who's it looking like?
>mfw the paramedics slip on the ice and knock over the stretcher with Bishop on it
did he hurt it behind the net or when he was flailing around out front
SOMEBODY PLEASE SCREENCAP A DECENT STRETCHER SHOT
> This commentator who sounds like trump
literally can't take it seriously
meme magic is real
PRAISE BILL
WHERE MY BILL BROS AT
I don't understand how it's the end of the world. Aren't Tampa's rookie goalies capable of being good enough?
Damn, I'm not a fan of either teams but you hate to see that kinda thing. Bolts look like they could have taken the cup this year, not so much now
>>67559949
nigger injured himself.
>>67559935
I wonder what they'll do with their shitt sandwiches now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekIGdWdOp0
>east finalists killing each other
THE WEST WILL RISE AGAIN
bolts backup is that based latvian from the olympics right?
this is it for the bolts right?
Is Bishop injured? I can't tell.
Get up and get off the ice you lanky fuck, I can't stay up past my bedtime.
Here lies Tampa Bay's Goalie: his fans were dicks on 4chan and based Pepe struck him down for trying to do cheerleading moves on ice.
>>67559984
I'd like to see that dumb whore's face now
>>67559984
yfw she get's aids and dies
>killing yourself
>>67559904
>>67559902
is it just me or do back up goalies seem to be doing really good this year.
wait wtf happened to bishop
>>67559984
Typical shitskin behaviour
>>67559919
>likely a busted knee
you think?
>no letang
>no bishop
>shorks in the conference finals
Looks like the Blues win the cup this year.
>>67559993
Vasilevskiy isn't bad but I don't think he's experienced enough for the moment
Last number is how many goals Vasilevskiy lets in
>>67559984
>you really need to be euthanized
kek
>>67560017
Vasya has been good for the last two years. Its just that bishops really really really fucking good
russian goaltender got this.
2-0 lightning
>>67559984
To be fair, she's only this obsessed because of the sestino twitter battle
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67559993
not necessarily, since V could pull a Murray, but yeah
Rip bigboy
>>67560016
nice picture
>Glen Healy calling the series over already
>Announcers shitting on based Callahan
keke
toplel
https://www.reddit.com/user/Roach_52
this is gearing up to be a very fun series for an outsider
I can't hate Pens fans anymore.
>>67559984
>people actually like Mia Khalifa as a performer
Letang turned. Are people seriously getting butthurt about that hit? Seriously?
How is there not a penalty on Bishop's injury? If they called one for Letang's injury, they have to call one for this.
Ya that's a torn ACl/MCL, damn that sucks
![tumblr_n2v8ijdBlU1qm6joao1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vPwxBOq.jpg "tumblr n2v8ijdBlU1qm6joao1 500[1]")
I believe in Vasy
>>67560021
He probably just pulled his groin. WE'd be able to hear him screaming if he busted his knee.
Letang is back
>>67560000
cheqt
a verifiable midget in goal now
>letang ded'd
>callahan still on
>bishit btfo
>letang back
wew
Eh, I hope Bishop is alright.
>13 mins into the seres
>all this already
Both teams are going to kill each other.
>>67560060
he injured himself idiot
LETANG IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS
>>67560063
>>67560036
i thought that motherfucker was latvian
>>67560000
qool quads
>>67560064
I heard him screaming
can't they call up gudlevskis if vasoline is bad?
>>67560060
Bishop did a split. That probably should be penalized against Tampa; he just showed us how unsafe that is.
>>67560060
2 minutes for tripping over your own legs?
>Letang back
>Bishop gone forever
nice trade clots ahahahhahaha
>Letang back
>letang sucked bishop's life force
>he's back on the ice
HOOOOO SHIT YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW BOLTS
This is fine. Just don't let them shoot.
fuck letang, he turns his head into the boards like a retard every time
>5 min major
>let any back
Must have majored in theater
We Goalerbabby Owl now
where were you when bishit was kill
yfw Tampa Bays goalie gets injured
>>67560088
Oh.
Yeah might be a busted knee then.
A pulled muscle sucks but it really isn't screaming pain.
He's gonna be in 'day to day' no matter what, though.
>>67560092
I think he might be playing the WC with latvia
>cucks fans only hope was MUH BISHOP
>gets killed
My fucking sides. Get fucked faggots
>only team that has a chance to beat the Bloo's just got fucked
Thanks for the free cup, Pongs.
There won't be any "supplemental discipline" on that Callahan hit. There shouldn't have even been a penalty really.
>Injuries AGAIN
God damn it we don't have much longer to get our championship
>>67560079
He twisted awkwardly because his stick got caught on someone skating behind the net.
bishop probably just shit his pants again, maybe he had some spicy curry before the game and it burned his asshole a bit
>name is bishop
>blows himself the fuck out
Checkmate,Christians
>yfw this noname brand goalie puts the team on his back and gets a shutout
>>67560082
That's gudlevskis
How is Tampa Bay's backup? Decent?
bishop prob injured patella tendon
Letang confirmed for reborn in glory to the Lord of Light, leeching the life force right out of Bishop for a speedy recovery.
last two digits of this post indicate how many shots on goal Pittsburgh gets from this point on, the third digit from the right is the number of goals they score
>>67560158
>enjoying the pain of others
Typical pens subhuman
>>67560185
Could start for some teams. But he's inconsistent.
>>67560185
He's pretty good but no bishop
>>67560185
Vasy isn't bad
If the defense helps him out he should be fine
>>67560193
3rd digit from right is how many dads you have
>>67560192
That implies he was hurt to begin with
>>67560192
GOT is for faggot manchildren and wannabe nerds
rumour has it that big ben actually sat on his huge cock and thus bruised it
>>67560193
backup goalie performance of the century
>>67560185
he's actually really good when he's on, but he shows his age and lack of experience some games and he'll let in 5. Pens just grabbed a huge advantage. No stamkos, no stralman, no bishop.
>>67560217
Top zoz
pick a waifu
>>67560226
Big ben only sits on 15 year olds in bathroom stalls
>last east cup winner
>bruins, black and yellow
>this years Stanley cup winner
>pongs, black and yellow
Fucking poetry
>>67560224
Thanks for the (you)
Who should their next target be?
Johnson or Kucherov?
>>67560133
that Latvian kid who saved 50 on team Canada is the Tampa 3rd. Tampa is actually pretty deep in goal.
>>67560168
you're basically the new rangers.
oh shit, that's right
it's friday the 13th, we should have seen this coming
>>67560248
Shit waifus/10
>>67560248
Sasha
>>67560224
big chunk of it filmed less than an hour from where I was born
never watched a single second of it because anything filmed there will be shit
emigrated.
>>67560248
Asuka
>>67560210
kek
>>67560263
stamkos
>>67560173
>>67560248
Far right bottom, she looks like the average girl I see in Pittsburgh
hey TB, going 5 hole didn't work for Caps
>>67560193
>.989 sv
damn
>>67560248
I already have one thanks. Also you don't pick you're waifu, she chooses you.
>Kristopher Letang
>every fucking game
Shut the fuck up Pierre, just call him Kris Letang like the rest of the hockey world.
You aren't his angry mother
>>67560270
Nobody can replace the
>rags
>>67560312
It worked for Hedman and then hit the post m8
>>67560323
Christ I fucking hate it when he does that. CBC stream makes it more tolerable.
>>67560312
lel
>pongs
>>67560312
>>67560312
lmao what was that you were just saying?
DUDE MEMES LMAO
Scar
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>Killorn
>FINNISH DEFENCE
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Why haven't the pens scored yet?
YES!!!!
>>67560312
>(You)
KILL ALL ORNS
FUCK HEADHUNTING PONG SHITS
>FINNISH DEFENDING
WHAT A GOAL
Fuck
>>67560312
Haha
FUCK
c'mon pongs
>>67560312
>you
Bolts are harvesting the "this ones for bishop" meme magic right now
A very dangerous team right now
FUCK YES KILLORN
>>67560312
+(You)
>maata fucking up again
jfmsuf
has stammer fixed his blood clot in his dick yet
KILLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67558794
have you been to the midwest? or Jersey? Tampa is fucking amazing. It's only when shit heads from up north come down does it suffer.
>>67560312
hahahaha
SEEK
AND
DESTROY
You've now angered the Pongs.
AHAHAHAH MANLET DOWN
this game fucking rocks
Kunitz just broke his leg
Jesus, this is gonna be 2 teams full of pulled up AHL players by the time this series is done
now Johnson's dead?
come on
>shittsburgh slowly killing the bolts
we Syracuse crunch soon
ANOTHER ONE FALLS
>TyJo ded
Jej
I guess we are the goons now
Fuck you Kunitz
>johnson kill
Nice knee, Cuntiz
what the fuck is happening this game is retarded LOL
Another knee injury? Fucking hell
Everyone in series ded
SHITTSBURGH PENIS BTFO
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bull fucking shit. Fuck the Penguins.
>>67560392
looks like a possible return late this series
>>67560012
Her titties were probably bouncing everywhere when she jumped up after that goal
Holy shit, have the Pens stashed razors in their uniforms somewhere? These motherfuckers are out for blood.
>>67560360
meme forwards
Who's farm team is better?
Oh fuck, that knee on knee
>>67560399
LETANG NEEDS MORE SACRIFICE BOYS.
WHO WILL FALL NEXT?
this is what you get for trying to avoid hits
STOP KILLING OUR PLAYERS
>>67559079
pilsner urquell
NO MERCY: THE SERIES
>>67560425
hes taking all those (you)s to the bank tbqhf
>>67559079
bud light
>>67559079
>red hook
Hi fellow Seattlebro.
Pathetic performance pens
just fucking kill me
>pens fans go soft on letang's flop
>cheer for bishop and johnson being carried off
this banter is next level, mates.
pens playing sloppy AF
WHY THE FUCK IS MAATTA STILL PLAYING AND NOT SCHULTZ
EVERY FUCKING GAME HE GETS BULLIED AND GIVES UP THE PUCK
>it's only the first period
This fucking game
>>67560395
Maybe you should try literally anywhere else in south FL. Tampa is fucking gross. Islamorada fag hurr
>>67560441
>fake silicone
>bouncing
lmao
>game four is played entirely three on three because everyone is dead
To all the people who were cheering in this thread when Letang got injured, karma is a bitch isn't it?
I really hope Johnson and Bishop are okay, though.
>>67560411
kek. dubs confirms.
>>67560494
You're not trying anymore
>>67560515
i hope their careers are over
Some how that piece of shit Kunitz didn't get a major for that, what a bunch of shit, Bettman lets Pissburgh get away with murder.
>>67560508
As opposed to real silicone?
>>67560528
Pretty edgy
>>67560395
>>Tampa is amazing
...If you're filthy fucking rich.
>>67560515
>letang
>injured
pick 1, faggot. he flopped. bishop and johnson were real injuries. letang just got his bell rung.
>>67560515
They should just flatten him again since there were no consequences the first time.
>>67560417
>based Benoit about to lead >us to our first Calder Cup
Feels good man
>>67560488
Shitsburg is disgusting and so are the fans.
>>67560031
twatter is only good for that one top asshole comment.
>>67560528
same
>soft tranpa finally seeing real playoff hockey
>>67560530
>clear boarding
>a player trying to get out of the way of a hit fucks himself
>tampa hockey knowledge
Sullivan needs to let maatta watch the rest of this game from the bench. Top 4 d my ass
I really fucking hate the Penguins
>hes an irish guy
AHAHAHAHA HES ALREADY STARTED
>>67560515
I hope Crosby gets a leg amputated by a Tampa skate. And Murray gets hung up like a Christmas tree decorative nigger.
IRISH GUYS
R
I
S
H
G
U
Y
S
NEW THREAD WHEN
E
W
>>67560518
Im a different anon from whoever you were arguing with, Im rooting for lightnin.
>>67560577
>Johnson above Kucherov
bishop is a big loss, but johnson going down was inevitable. only so long you can play as a manlet before getting injured.
cherry is fucking 100% right as usual
put him in charge of the league tbqh
>>67560585
>>67560606
>be me
>actually irish
>not even mad at the troll-y Donald keks
>>67560592
Edgy
>>67560488
>that concern trolling
>"oh heavens how could you cheer for an injury like that"
>new OC being made for bishop immediately after
>>67560629
Tampa loves fast, small and skilled players, but the disadvantage is they're made of fucking glass
HOLY FUCK SOMEONE GET THAT KESSEL TONGUE SCREENCAP
NEW THREAD WHEN?
>>67560637
>a fellow tri-citizen bro
Noice, I've got US/CAN/UK
>>67560494
You are retarded, Tampa is the only civilized part of the state. Shits pretty awesome here.
BILL THE DOG HAHAHAHA
>>67560658
Never
>>67560658
>page 2
this thread will likely last the whole game
poor kessel lmao
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MIKE
>>67560682
Still 1st period
(You)
HOLY FUCK WHERES THE NEW THREAD I CAN FEEL THE SHIT BUILDING UP IN THIS THREAD!!
>>67560699
do you even now how threads work? the last /hoc/ is still up and hasn't been bumped for 6 hours
we're slowly sinking lads
>>67560716
you are fucking disgusting
>>67560662
Like I just fucking said. I live in Florida. Tampa is a shithole.
>>67560716
how do you deal with the HIV
Ron Cherry is crazy
>>67560716
Does she have a weave?
>>67560716
Nasty
>another Scotiabank advert literally brimming with ethnic minorities.
>>67560701
We're on page 3 nigger
>>67560716
>filename
No, you didnt.
>>67560716
bestiality is one of the strangest american """"freedoms"""" celebrated
>>67560716
>TUMBLR
NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T
HERE'S YOUR (you)
NEW THREAD'
>>67560745
>>67560745
>>67560745
Jesus this OP is a fucking joke. SOMEONE JUST START A NEW THREAD ALREADY
>>67560735
>women
>ethnic minorities
>PLEASE LOVE US
t. scotiabank
>>67559079
All they had left at the store was Sleeman original. Not bad. Got 24 tall cans though. So I'm good
>>67560542
>flopped
Yeah, have someone check your head into the wall, and see how long you last.
My point is that cheering because someone got injured is shit.
>>67560756
do you actually not know how to?
>>67559079
red hook IPA here too. mah bro.
>>67560726
Right, I live in Florida and have all my life. I moved to Tampa and it is by the the best part of the state.
>>67561268
Another Tampa poster here
Are we talking about the City of Tampa or Tampa Bay? Because those are different things
