0-0
>>67560745
>0-0
what did >we do to deserve this
>>67560745
But Killorn scored
F
1st for Tampa Knee
Callahan Did Nothing Wrong edition
First to call first
>watching cbc feed
>minorities in every commercial
>canada
>>67560745
>Sweden in charge of scorekeeping
>>67560745
>0-0
Fucking wat?
>0-0
>sweeden
holy fuck let's just stay in the old one
>>67560768
objectively wrong
What happened to bishop? I just got off work.
Why does beer give me such a bad stomach ache the next day?
i had 7 (You)s in the first thread
howd everyone else do?
>>67560766
Kneepa Bay?
Lightknee?
>>67560763
because you have no cars in your rink you fucking faggots
>tfw local car dealership commercial with Bishop just played
No Bishop, Johnson, Stamkos, or Stalman it's just going to make it that much sweeter when we win
who am I fucking kidding we fucking lost
>>67560789
He landed on his leg weird and died
>>67560789
Nutsack blew up.
>>67560789
Ankle. And Tyler Johnson's out due to a hit
>>67560789
Looked like he tore his acl
>>67560789
fell funny, leg ded
Bishop was just a pawn.
#tipsfedora
>5-0
The fuck Ian?
everything is going to be okay
t. Baby publix
>>67560793
A very modest 5
>friday the 13th
fuck man
What should I do for dinner lads?
>inb4 publix
Not trying to get killed on my way home
>>67560789
He fucked a black chick off tumblr
r8 me /soc/
natty btw
>>67560789
he ate chipotle before the game again
>>67560789
>approximation of his face at the moment of the injury
>>67560826
>this saturday's Rays game they will be giving out "Rays Fedoras"
It hurts to be a fan of that franchise at times
>>67560833
pizza
>>67560833
eat your cum
>>67560788
>muh letang
>>67560833
Chinese food nigger
>>67560843
Your face looks like a stretched out tensnake
>>67560793
3. ive been trying to get off the (you)s for a while though
>>67560843
lel faggot
>>67560848
lel
Why didn't Letang get a diving penalty?
>>67560843
Is your head disproportionately large or your body disproportionately small
>this cbc pipeline propaganda
>mfw uve been using blue colors and switch to black
>>67560859
>Callahan a gud boi he dindu nuffin
As someone currently in bed nursing a tweaked knee, I feel for these leg injuries
let's go anyone but the blues
>>67560852
So don't be a fan. The Rays fucking suck and baseball is boring as shit.
>>67560859
>muh faggot
I really don't know what to post if it isn't an offtopic shitpost or meme
>>67560793
4
>>67560888
>checked
>>67560843
id put you in the ground, faggot
>>67560789
He had a bad anxiety attack and just kind of froze up, they're not sure he'll ever be the same again
Last two digits decides the next injury
is there a softer team than the blots? absolutely pathetic desu
>carnage factor
>>67560888
nice trips
I switched to Tomorrow years ago it's objectively the best theme
>>67560917
not bill so I dont care
>>67560768
>>67560889
>>67560917
>implying
>>67560917
>killorn
oh god yes
>>67560917
fuck you
>Lightning PP
so if pittsburgh wins the cup, will it have an asterisk on it like their '09 one does? on account of them having an ultra easy path to it
>>67560906
>>67560930
>>67560897
I don't think Letang is gay, looks it though
>>67560938
someone put callahans face on this.
last number is the amount of goals the pongs give up tonight
>>67560949
>>67560956
>eastern conference team winning the cup
nice meme
>>67560964
pls god no
>malkin penulty from something stupid again
fuckin christ at least score some goals you lumpy russian
>>67560950
or Rust
JUST
>>67560745
Killorn or Rust, hmm
>>67560964
Last number of this reply is how many goal tb will score the rest of the Playoffs
P A L A T
A
L
A
T
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>Palat
PALATABLE
A
L
A
T
CHEATIN PONGS BTFO
>>67560949
SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
PAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>67560976
Fuck
SSSSSSCCAAAAARRRRR
>andre pallette
pongs what are you doing
>>67560801
were they selling ambulances?
BASED PALAT
That goal was nasty
>literally everyone crippled
>still 2-0 up
plebsburgh pls
Fuck you Shittsburgh we don't need all these key players to get past your shit team
>>67560949
i can just imagine johnson going around the locker room asking everyone if they got his small
B A S E D R U S S I A N S
Based Pally.
>2-0
>no bishop, johnson, stralman, stamkos
its okay bolt-bros
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>pongs
>>67561013
i miss flower in net
BASED
Hey Washington, are you watchin?
Here is what's going to happen. Bishop will recover by the SCF after Vasy plays amazingly all series, then Bishop is going to choke in the finals.
Just like the Magic in 2009 with Jameer Nelson
so is crosby scared of advancing? i mean malkin had to carry the team every time they made it to the finals. pathetic player desu
I think i saw fluery accidentally cheer on that last goal.
It will be fucking hilarious if Pittsburgh loses to a fucking crippled team. That's a free fucking series win right there.
>>67561013
>>67561011
Finally playing a quality team
>lose your best players
>still win
How do they do it?
>>67561024
kek. top bantz.
>>67561063
dat depth
>>67561063
truculence
Think he does palates?
>LELGUINS
Guys Publix closes in 40 minutes
Anything I should get before they do?
>>67561063
they're a team on a mission after last year
>>67561063
coaching and depth. it's a "culture" thing. they all buy into the system and the farm team in Syracuse plays almost identical style to Tampa.
What are the odds of pit making a come back?
>>67561063
eastern conference
>>67561089
do they sell win?
>>67560990
(You)
>>67561099
full of manlets and frequently injured?
>>67561107
dubs confirm
>all those former rags
>>67561089
have you tried the new flat bread pizzas at the sub spot? they have a buffalo chicken one that's pretty nice.
>>67561063
It's a classic Tampa characteristic to mess things up for other teams even when we're supposed to lose.
This extends into all sports.
is Penguin finished?
>>67561089
Sweet tea and lemonade. Mix with rum.
Snacks of your choice.
The Western conference winner will sweep either of these laughable 'teams'
>>67561107
only if HBK line shows up
malkin and crosby are useless
Who else /penguins/ no matter what here?
next year is our year lads :/
>>67561099
That was the problem this year with the Crunch
Too many OFDs
>rags
>>67561089
>tfw Marshmallow Dream is seasonal
>Carle actually doing work
>>67561122
>canada
every team in canada is golfing right now. go somewhere else.
>>67561128
>tfw just got home from work and need to take a massive shit but there's still 14 minutes left in the period
>All these Publix scrubs buying from the menu
>not having them make a completely custom sub made from the deli
Seriously guys, stop being plebs, your embarrassing.
>>67561141
Is that a piss bottle?
>>67561173
It will be once all that delicious tea is gone
if Vaselinesky gets hurt, sign Pierre to an emergency contract and get him between the pipes
https://twitter.com/JeffMcAdamTV/status/731293874111414272'
Suck it pens fans
>>67561172
>your
Ugh.
Tfw the best ream in the nhl this year got jewed out by refs
any competent team would just be raining pucks at the net
this goalie basically has had to just stand there since arriving
>>67561172
>tfw when you order a full custom that they have to go slice fresh and everyone in line behind you gives a dirty look
>>67560888
>>67560930
Based bros. Now I'm cheering for TB cause Tomorrow is the light and the way
Wow what a joke. He could have scored
>the pens will be better with malkin and no stamkos!
>>67561173
how dehydrated are you?
they better score on this powerplay
>>67561200
Tampa's defense showed up
welp, time for pens "power" play
Gotta get Shittsburgh back in the game
Who /gay/ here?
>>67561141
ive had sweet tea+rum and it was mostly just rum
does the lemonade really fix that?
sweet tea+coke+rum is A+ btw
>>67561206
If they don't understand what you're doing, they don't deserve a Publix sub
Shit brehs
Is tampon gay going to blow us out?
>>67561200
>shot can't get through said at least 10+ times already this game
literally every time the pens get to shoot
>>67561227
The 50/50 Lite is pretty good
I had a half gallon last night
>penalty was on Nesterov
why is this piece of shit even playing? He's fucking trash and all he does is take bad penalties.
>>67561172
But their menu is good tho. Buffalo Chicken sub and Roast Beef is all I need.
>>67561265
I really don't understand where you get this from. He's always a solid player.
>>67561266
I always get a Jerk Turkey sub with gouda cheese.
How did Stammer get a blood clot? Does he eat like a fat ass
>>67561265
cause Stralman's dead
>Best player in NHL.
>Plays for a big team.
>HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME.
>Earns 12kk per year.
>Fucks qt east coast ladies on the basis.
Is there a more based human being?
>>67561218
>not knowing the shade piss gets after sitting in a bottle long enough for it to be filled
>>67561266
>ordered a buffalo chicken sub and had them put a handful of jalapenos in it
>>67561166
Did you take a letang yet?
last number is how many goals the pongs score on the pp
>>67561265
bro it's not like they have a ton of options right now.
>shittsburgh pengloses
LMAOOOO
>leastern conference
Blues first cup #confirmed
Ovie would've scored there desu
>>67561288
is it bad that he doesn't know?
>>67561227
I think it does. You may have to play around with the mix for your taste, though. Light rums work better than dark ones.
>>67561284
Something about when you take big slap shots the vein gets pinched by some bones, so repeated big shots put you at a higher risk.
Or something like that, I aint no doctor.
Announcers having such excitement when pens shoot and then so disappointed when saved... Lol such favoritism
>>67561282
Nice. I always get muenster on my subs, as its a better provelone
>>67561285
>>67561303
There's literally no reason to play 7 defensemen when Nesterov is you're 7th just fucking go 12/6.
>>67560843
filthy fucking race mix
>>67561287
Pat ewing
>>67561334
>you're
wups, your*
>>67561351
Leave america immediately
>>67561351
step on the burger
>>67561351
reach down take a bite and put it back
>>67561323
muenster is a good cheese anon. Good work.
>>67561316
Doc loses his fucking mind when pens shoot wide of the net and sounds like he's taking his medicine when Tampa scores. it's just the old generation of hockey that doesn't respect newer teams. Keith Jones is the only national TV announcer that seems to really like Tampa.
>>67561351
piss on it
>>67561351
I would ask him why he didn't just put his burger on top of the fries
>tfw nobody is taking your bait
>>67561351
piss on it and see if he still eats it
>>67561351
Piss on it and leave
CAN'T STUMP THE TYLER JOHNSON
>>67561375
so if San Jose and Tampa make the finals will the announcers just hate their lives?
>>67561289
Whew. Havent had one in a while. Lettuce tomatos salt pepper and [spoiler]pickles[/spoiler] make it dank as fuck. I used to do Jalapenos green peppers onions and salt/pepper but I realized that green peps and onions are very overrated uncooked.
>>67561316
Was the same in the Isles series. You get used to it. Once the games shift to NBC affiliates, the bias sets in. Announcers think they make up for it by talking about how good Hedman is all the time.
>>67561381
>getting ketchup on the bottom of your bun
Disgusting.
>Tyler Johnson is back
>>67561306
Meme magic already said no senpai
Why was the Tampa goal empty?
>Lightning PP
>>67561431
Delayed penalty
>>67561431
Delayed penalty against the Penguins. As soon as the Pens touch the puck they get the penalty
>>67561351
piss all over the stall and throw the toilet paper in the toilet, then maybe ask where that guy got his food from
>>67561351
lel why was this deleted
>>67561431
delayed penalty on the Penguins
>>67561431
>not knowing about delayed penalties
someone post be the smuk
>>67561431
delayed penalty
>>67561431
Why are you so dumb?
>>67561431
delayed penalty
>>67561454
I got you, fampai
>>67561431
lemme guess, you only watch playoff hockey?
Jesus Christ what the fuck is happening
>>67561484
Be nice.
It's better he watches playoff hockey than no hockey at all.
>>67561497
Its called hockey m8
>>67561385
*you're
this is one shitty ass PP
>>67561478
Can someone with skills make a waifu version of this with "Be the Tsundere"
>>67561454
here you go best smuk
CARLE DID SOMETHING
>powerplay
more like pooperplay kek
The goalie just said fuck it and left??
>>67561505
No way playoff babies fuck off
wghats the background on the tampabay publix meme again?
I forgot
>>67561536
>It will never come out
>>67561497
zdeno has already forgotten what iced puck is.
>>67561547
Maybe he realizes that he should step up since Bishop and Stralman are ded
>>67561566
a tripfag and his stupid fanboys
can >we win a fucking faceoff?
>>67561549
i keke'd
>>67561591
no its literal retards then, nice
>>67561596
Who cares >you're winning the fucking game
>>67561566
One time during an early playoff game last season I started shitposting about publix and whenever I did we scored.
Then it took off.
>tfw cup final is clots vs poos
>>67561596
Between the options
>win faceoffs
>win games
I'll take games everytime
>>67561566
People from Florida unironically love Publix.
Seriously, I'm from the state, I miss it. They also have great subs.
>>67561635
no lexplorer was doing it years before you
>>67561643
Why not both?
How are you guys doing in your bracket leagues? I win $1000 if the Pens make the finals, but the Sharks can't win the Cup.
>>67561635
>trying to claim credit for Publix posting
>>67561650
i am lexplorer
is lexplorer watching in jail?
>pongs
wew
OH SHIT WADDUP
>PISSBURGH
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>Drouin
THREE
NOTHING
TAMPA
>announcer botch
KEK
>pongs
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
3-0
>oh it's a goal
HAHAHA
