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0-0
>>67560745
>0-0
what did >we do to deserve this
>>67560745
But Killorn scored
1st for Tampa Knee
Callahan Did Nothing Wrong edition
First to call first
>watching cbc feed
>minorities in every commercial
>canada
>>67560745
>Sweden in charge of scorekeeping
>>67560745
>0-0
Fucking wat?
>0-0
>sweeden
holy fuck let's just stay in the old one
>>67560768
objectively wrong
What happened to bishop? I just got off work.
Why does beer give me such a bad stomach ache the next day?
i had 7 (You)s in the first thread
howd everyone else do?
>>67560766
Kneepa Bay?
Lightknee?
>>67560763
because you have no cars in your rink you fucking faggots
>tfw local car dealership commercial with Bishop just played
No Bishop, Johnson, Stamkos, or Stalman it's just going to make it that much sweeter when we win
who am I fucking kidding we fucking lost
>>67560789
He landed on his leg weird and died
>>67560789
Nutsack blew up.
>>67560789
Ankle. And Tyler Johnson's out due to a hit
>>67560789
Looked like he tore his acl
>>67560789
fell funny, leg ded
Bishop was just a pawn.
#tipsfedora
>5-0
The fuck Ian?
everything is going to be okay
t. Baby publix
>>67560793
A very modest 5
>friday the 13th
fuck man
What should I do for dinner lads?
>inb4 publix
Not trying to get killed on my way home
>>67560789
He fucked a black chick off tumblr
r8 me /soc/
natty btw
>>67560789
he ate chipotle before the game again
>>67560789
>approximation of his face at the moment of the injury
>>67560826
>this saturday's Rays game they will be giving out "Rays Fedoras"
It hurts to be a fan of that franchise at times
>>67560833
pizza
>>67560833
eat your cum
>>67560788
>muh letang
>>67560833
Chinese food nigger
>>67560843
Your face looks like a stretched out tensnake
>>67560793
3. ive been trying to get off the (you)s for a while though
>>67560843
lel faggot
>>67560848
lel
Why didn't Letang get a diving penalty?
>>67560843
Is your head disproportionately large or your body disproportionately small
>this cbc pipeline propaganda
>mfw uve been using blue colors and switch to black
>>67560859
>Callahan a gud boi he dindu nuffin
As someone currently in bed nursing a tweaked knee, I feel for these leg injuries
let's go anyone but the blues
>>67560852
So don't be a fan. The Rays fucking suck and baseball is boring as shit.
>>67560859
>muh faggot
I really don't know what to post if it isn't an offtopic shitpost or meme
>>67560888
>checked
>>67560843
id put you in the ground, faggot
>>67560789
He had a bad anxiety attack and just kind of froze up, they're not sure he'll ever be the same again
Last two digits decides the next injury
is there a softer team than the blots? absolutely pathetic desu
>carnage factor
>>67560888
nice trips
I switched to Tomorrow years ago it's objectively the best theme
>>67560917
not bill so I dont care
>>67560917
>implying
>>67560917
>killorn
oh god yes
>>67560917
fuck you
>Lightning PP
so if pittsburgh wins the cup, will it have an asterisk on it like their '09 one does? on account of them having an ultra easy path to it
>>67560897
I don't think Letang is gay, looks it though
>>67560938
someone put callahans face on this.
last number is the amount of goals the pongs give up tonight
>>67560956
>eastern conference team winning the cup
nice meme
>>67560964
pls god no
>malkin penulty from something stupid again
fuckin christ at least score some goals you lumpy russian
>>67560950
or Rust
JUST
>>67560745
Killorn or Rust, hmm
>>67560964
Last number of this reply is how many goal tb will score the rest of the Playoffs
P A L A T
A
L
A
T
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>Palat
PALATABLE
A
L
A
T
CHEATIN PONGS BTFO
>>67560949
SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
PAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>67560976
Fuck
SSSSSSCCAAAAARRRRR
>andre pallette
pongs what are you doing
>>67560801
were they selling ambulances?
BASED PALAT
That goal was nasty
>literally everyone crippled
>still 2-0 up
plebsburgh pls
Fuck you Shittsburgh we don't need all these key players to get past your shit team
>>67560949
i can just imagine johnson going around the locker room asking everyone if they got his small
B A S E D R U S S I A N S
Based Pally.
>2-0
>no bishop, johnson, stralman, stamkos
its okay bolt-bros
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>pongs
i miss flower in net
BASED
Hey Washington, are you watchin?
Here is what's going to happen. Bishop will recover by the SCF after Vasy plays amazingly all series, then Bishop is going to choke in the finals.
Just like the Magic in 2009 with Jameer Nelson
so is crosby scared of advancing? i mean malkin had to carry the team every time they made it to the finals. pathetic player desu
I think i saw fluery accidentally cheer on that last goal.
It will be fucking hilarious if Pittsburgh loses to a fucking crippled team. That's a free fucking series win right there.
>>67561011
Finally playing a quality team
>lose your best players
>still win
How do they do it?
>>67561024
kek. top bantz.
>>67561063
dat depth
>>67561063
truculence
Think he does palates?
>LELGUINS
Guys Publix closes in 40 minutes
Anything I should get before they do?
>>67561063
they're a team on a mission after last year
>>67561063
coaching and depth. it's a "culture" thing. they all buy into the system and the farm team in Syracuse plays almost identical style to Tampa.
What are the odds of pit making a come back?
>>67561063
eastern conference
>>67561089
do they sell win?
>>67560990
(You)
>>67561099
full of manlets and frequently injured?
>>67561107
dubs confirm
>all those former rags
>>67561089
have you tried the new flat bread pizzas at the sub spot? they have a buffalo chicken one that's pretty nice.
>>67561063
It's a classic Tampa characteristic to mess things up for other teams even when we're supposed to lose.
This extends into all sports.
is Penguin finished?
>>67561089
Sweet tea and lemonade. Mix with rum.
Snacks of your choice.
The Western conference winner will sweep either of these laughable 'teams'
>>67561107
only if HBK line shows up
malkin and crosby are useless
Who else /penguins/ no matter what here?
next year is our year lads :/
>>67561099
That was the problem this year with the Crunch
Too many OFDs
>rags
>>67561089
>tfw Marshmallow Dream is seasonal
>Carle actually doing work
>>67561122
>canada
every team in canada is golfing right now. go somewhere else.
>tfw just got home from work and need to take a massive shit but there's still 14 minutes left in the period
>All these Publix scrubs buying from the menu
>not having them make a completely custom sub made from the deli
Seriously guys, stop being plebs, your embarrassing.
>>67561141
Is that a piss bottle?
>>67561173
It will be once all that delicious tea is gone
if Vaselinesky gets hurt, sign Pierre to an emergency contract and get him between the pipes
https://twitter.com/JeffMcAdamTV/status/731293874111414272'
Suck it pens fans
>>67561172
>your
Ugh.
Tfw the best ream in the nhl this year got jewed out by refs
any competent team would just be raining pucks at the net
this goalie basically has had to just stand there since arriving
>>67561172
>tfw when you order a full custom that they have to go slice fresh and everyone in line behind you gives a dirty look
>>67560888
>>67560930
Based bros. Now I'm cheering for TB cause Tomorrow is the light and the way
Wow what a joke. He could have scored
>the pens will be better with malkin and no stamkos!
>>67561173
how dehydrated are you?
they better score on this powerplay
>>67561200
Tampa's defense showed up
welp, time for pens "power" play
Gotta get Shittsburgh back in the game
Who /gay/ here?
>>67561141
ive had sweet tea+rum and it was mostly just rum
does the lemonade really fix that?
sweet tea+coke+rum is A+ btw
>>67561206
If they don't understand what you're doing, they don't deserve a Publix sub
Shit brehs
Is tampon gay going to blow us out?
>>67561200
>shot can't get through said at least 10+ times already this game
literally every time the pens get to shoot
>>67561227
The 50/50 Lite is pretty good
I had a half gallon last night
>penalty was on Nesterov
why is this piece of shit even playing? He's fucking trash and all he does is take bad penalties.
>>67561172
But their menu is good tho. Buffalo Chicken sub and Roast Beef is all I need.
>>67561265
I really don't understand where you get this from. He's always a solid player.
>>67561266
I always get a Jerk Turkey sub with gouda cheese.
How did Stammer get a blood clot? Does he eat like a fat ass
>>67561265
cause Stralman's dead
>Best player in NHL.
>Plays for a big team.
>HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME.
>Earns 12kk per year.
>Fucks qt east coast ladies on the basis.
Is there a more based human being?
>>67561218
>not knowing the shade piss gets after sitting in a bottle long enough for it to be filled
>>67561266
>ordered a buffalo chicken sub and had them put a handful of jalapenos in it
>>67561166
Did you take a letang yet?
last number is how many goals the pongs score on the pp
>>67561265
bro it's not like they have a ton of options right now.
>shittsburgh pengloses
LMAOOOO
>leastern conference
Blues first cup #confirmed
Ovie would've scored there desu
>>67561288
is it bad that he doesn't know?
>>67561227
I think it does. You may have to play around with the mix for your taste, though. Light rums work better than dark ones.
>>67561284
Something about when you take big slap shots the vein gets pinched by some bones, so repeated big shots put you at a higher risk.
Or something like that, I aint no doctor.
Announcers having such excitement when pens shoot and then so disappointed when saved... Lol such favoritism
>>67561282
Nice. I always get muenster on my subs, as its a better provelone
>>67561285
>>67561303
There's literally no reason to play 7 defensemen when Nesterov is you're 7th just fucking go 12/6.
>>67560843
filthy fucking race mix
>>67561287
Pat ewing
>>67561334
>you're
wups, your*
>>67561351
Leave america immediately
>>67561351
step on the burger
>>67561351
reach down take a bite and put it back
>>67561323
muenster is a good cheese anon. Good work.
>>67561316
Doc loses his fucking mind when pens shoot wide of the net and sounds like he's taking his medicine when Tampa scores. it's just the old generation of hockey that doesn't respect newer teams. Keith Jones is the only national TV announcer that seems to really like Tampa.
>>67561351
piss on it
>>67561351
I would ask him why he didn't just put his burger on top of the fries
>tfw nobody is taking your bait
>>67561351
piss on it and see if he still eats it
>>67561351
Piss on it and leave
CAN'T STUMP THE TYLER JOHNSON
>>67561375
so if San Jose and Tampa make the finals will the announcers just hate their lives?
>>67561289
Whew. Havent had one in a while. Lettuce tomatos salt pepper and [spoiler]pickles[/spoiler] make it dank as fuck. I used to do Jalapenos green peppers onions and salt/pepper but I realized that green peps and onions are very overrated uncooked.
>>67561316
Was the same in the Isles series. You get used to it. Once the games shift to NBC affiliates, the bias sets in. Announcers think they make up for it by talking about how good Hedman is all the time.
>>67561381
>getting ketchup on the bottom of your bun
Disgusting.
>Tyler Johnson is back
>>67561306
Meme magic already said no senpai
Why was the Tampa goal empty?
>Lightning PP
>>67561431
Delayed penalty
>>67561431
Delayed penalty against the Penguins. As soon as the Pens touch the puck they get the penalty
>>67561351
piss all over the stall and throw the toilet paper in the toilet, then maybe ask where that guy got his food from
>>67561351
lel why was this deleted
>>67561431
delayed penalty on the Penguins
>>67561431
>not knowing about delayed penalties
someone post be the smuk
>>67561431
delayed penalty
>>67561431
Why are you so dumb?
>>67561431
delayed penalty
>>67561454
I got you, fampai
>>67561431
lemme guess, you only watch playoff hockey?
Jesus Christ what the fuck is happening
>>67561484
Be nice.
It's better he watches playoff hockey than no hockey at all.
>>67561497
Its called hockey m8
>>67561385
*you're
this is one shitty ass PP
>>67561478
Can someone with skills make a waifu version of this with "Be the Tsundere"
>>67561454
here you go best smuk
CARLE DID SOMETHING
>powerplay
more like pooperplay kek
The goalie just said fuck it and left??
>>67561505
No way playoff babies fuck off
wghats the background on the tampabay publix meme again?
I forgot
>>67561536
>It will never come out
>>67561497
zdeno has already forgotten what iced puck is.
>>67561547
Maybe he realizes that he should step up since Bishop and Stralman are ded
>>67561566
a tripfag and his stupid fanboys
can >we win a fucking faceoff?
>>67561549
i keke'd
>>67561591
no its literal retards then, nice
>>67561596
Who cares >you're winning the fucking game
>>67561566
One time during an early playoff game last season I started shitposting about publix and whenever I did we scored.
Then it took off.
>tfw cup final is clots vs poos
>>67561596
Between the options
>win faceoffs
>win games
I'll take games everytime
>>67561566
People from Florida unironically love Publix.
Seriously, I'm from the state, I miss it. They also have great subs.
>>67561635
no lexplorer was doing it years before you
>>67561643
Why not both?
How are you guys doing in your bracket leagues? I win $1000 if the Pens make the finals, but the Sharks can't win the Cup.
>>67561635
>trying to claim credit for Publix posting
>>67561650
i am lexplorer
is lexplorer watching in jail?
>pongs
wew
OH SHIT WADDUP
>PISSBURGH
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>Drouin
THREE
NOTHING
TAMPA
>announcer botch
KEK
>pongs
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
3-0
>oh it's a goal
HAHAHA
>>67561674
ISHYGDDT
>>67561635
>>67561662
>>67561650
See?
Whenever I post about it we score.
>another 3-0 game
Jesus Christ hockey get your shit together, I'm actually voluntarily watching the fucking Raptors game
Dat sauce tho
Who "here to laugh at the Pens" here?
Fuck yes!! Let's go Bolts!!
P3NGUINS
W O N D E R K I N D T
where's fleury
nice save
oh it's a goal
>>67561644
George jenkins is a more beloved walt disney in florida than walt disney himself. The story about him creating a golf park is so fuckin funny. He was such a dick about it
It's incredible to me how many retard on this board thought this was going to be a fucking cakewalk for the Penguins.
Bolts will sweep in 5.
Fleury time?
WHATTA SAV...ITS A GOAL
>> Announcer excited thinking Murray saved
>> Acts so uninterested that it was a goal
haha, Caps had no rush. WHy did we think they were good?
When I was 10 I knew to take away the pass so the goalie could focus on the shooter
What the fuck are they doing
Commentary seemed so upset it was a goal kek
>>67561728
she's cute
>>67561708
Start of the third would make sense. He needs some ice time anyways.
So, uh, how bout that Murray guy?
>>67561722
Dubs confirm greatness of Jenkins.
>>67561722
I used to work for Publix, event spent the day at a grand opening for another store dressed as the mascot.
It was fun
>P3NGUINS
>C0NS0L3 3N3RG3 C3NT3R
>MURR3Y
>>67561740
he's sad there's nothing he can do when a team from the South is beating one of the older teams from the North
>>67561728
6/10 would ass fuck and smoke crack cocaine with
>>67561727
I knew lightning would win, they played us pretty hard in last year's final and didn't lose many players, i picked them to win it all this year.
>>67561703
Reporting
Based Bolts. Running on that meme magic.
>>67561700
right? like what the fuck is going on. the last 2 game 7s were garbage tier.
>>67561703
reporting in.
>>67561728
Would racemix with
>>67561740
It's more surprising when he actually saves one.
Guys what should I eat
1. Homemade sandwich
2. Arby's
3. McDonald's
4. Subway
Drouin
>>67561728
8/10
SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>Hornquist
>>67561780
>that >rags feel when /hoc/ pls no bullies you out of every thread
I know it too man
DAMN
Vasilevskiy better not become a noodle
Fuck me.
>>67561728
looks cooler than mine m8, every time i go over he has like 15 cats and is just sitting around in his underwear. its creepy
>>67561788
homeade sandwiches
>>67561788
stop eating fast food unless you want health complications starting at 40.
Get your (it was 3-0)s ready
>>67561788
Arbys get me a jamocha shake bro
OMG. Finally!
>>67561728
would pump and dump
about damn time
SSCCCCCAAARRRRRR
MOST DANGOROUS LEAD
>>67561788
2.
Get a beef and cheddar senpai
SSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>55 blocking the goalie
AIN'T DEAD YET
>>67561788
stop eating fast food unless you want health complications past 40. nearly guarenteed.
way to screen Vasy you fucking idiot Coburn
Did the pongs fans all leave?
this is the latvian bro or the next backup?
what the hell was vasy doing on that play?
>not a blowout after all
Cool.
BILLSIST
>first allowed goal in almost 160 minutes
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>yfw Bill goes apeshit and scores the next 3
>it was 0-0
>>67561788
Do you have good meat/cheese lettuce tomatos oil and vinegar in your house? If so, 1.
If not, just order a big order of jalapeno poppers from arbys
>>67561859
Vasilevskiy, just the normal backup.
Gudlevskis is prolly 3rd backup
>>67561856
No, we still believe
>>67561854
that was as much vasy's fault as it was coburn. vasy was down too early.
>>67561861
this desu. that one was kind of soft - may have been screened by the D tho
Vasy PLEASE
>>67561895
build wall you fucking beaner
>>67561780
good to see another >rags bro.
i also made your pic related.
Makong animu grills. Any team just ask.
>>67561895
>shitskin is a Shittsburg fan
Makes sense
>>67561922
so are rags bros rooting for rangers south?
Who else /summer break/ here?
Litteraly my 1st day home and i already want to kill myself
Got damnit they raised the price on the 24oz steel reserves from $1 to $1.49
>CBC ripping the pongs a new asshole over their dirty plays
>>67561876
>>67561877
He can overcome testicle cancer, but not the Bolts
>world cup of hockey commercial
>so Ben Bishop you're the goalie for team USA
NOT ANY MORE
>>67561969
My exact words ;_;
>>67561892
>>67561927
>shitty phone screenshots
kys
>>67561956
Same here famalam. 3 days home bout to seppuku, nothing to do
>>67561984
Suck on my mobile cock m80
>>67561969
>tfw
You'd think they'd pull the commercial or something :(
lel who could literally cheer for the blues they seriously want canacucks as fans
>Americans care so little about hockey their teams have to "court" support from the Canadian market
Good job there " growing the game" Bettman
>>67561922
Thanks bro
>>67561944
Pretty much though I do love hags and his success bill
>>67561969
Now the US actually has a chance
>>67562015
what the fuck are you talking about, leaf
>>67561989
>not taking the 5-10 minutes of setting up your rig
>not using a duffle bag for your accessories while putting your rig on shotgun with the seatbelt on
Cmon man
>>67561984
>not watching the game on a 50+ inch tv with your dad while you subtly shitpost on an antarctic glacier enthusiast forum
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT CANADA
did the cuck or Tarensako get the cover of nhl 17
>>67562024
you're pretty fucking delusional if you think Bishop isn't the best American born goalie in the NHL right now.
>>67562015
What are you on about sam?
>>67562015
>>67562027
He's still butt frustrated none of the Canadian teams made the playoffs.
who /paige/ here
I got gyros
>The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation
>cbsikh
>>67562055
What happened to her fat pussi? I saw her last week and her pussi wasnt as fat
>>67562063
meant for>>67562062
>>67562048
>>67562058
>living somewhere were it's light out still
>>67562063
Damn dude
>>67562058
I dont trust their gyros but try them for me. Also get an order of jalapeno poppers i always ride and die by them
>>67562046
Id say quick, andersen, and holtby are all better than bishop.
>>67562046
He'd shit himself when it matters most
Nice beard, Boyle
>>67562093
>holtby
>american
>>67562058
Or what we call them in Minnesota: Greek tacos
>>67562093
>Quick
have you forgotten the olympics
>>67562093
>andersen
>holtby
>>67562093
>Andersen
>holtby
Not americans, bud.
I'm nervous as fuck why'd they have to let them score that late goal
>>67562097
I remember last year that i thought vas was more of a pure goaltender and that bishop was the better playmaker. Obviously this year has been different as bishop has ascended to top 3 status
>>67562135
>>67562120
Realised as soon as i hit enter he said american born and not jist in the nhl
>>67562149
iktf
I have faith in Vasy tho
>>67562149
The fun is in the suspense
watching basketball text me when the period starts senpai
>>67562179
Same. Hes got mad potential to be better than bishop in terms of tending to the goal.
>>67562181
Pittsburgh will scar twice in the 3rd then give up a goal in the first minute of OT
Waiting for the triumphant return of Manon Rhéaume
didnt they already make a doom?
>>67562190
sent ;)
>>67562218
nah pens will only score once from HBK line
3-2 final
>bud holloway
Man, I wish he'd gotten some more games in this dumpster fire of a season
>>67562219
M I L F
I
L
F
>>67562190
Post your number and I will (with a few dikpix and maybe a half-wiped butthole pic or two mixed in) :^)
>>67562260
Oh yeah. Totally. I'd stick it in her.
>>67562219
Shame they didnt want to pay her. Would have made a good meme.
>Also tfw "you must wait one second to post"
Who here /pub sub/?
>>67562292
The whole thing was just a publicity stunt for a new team.
>>67562299
had buds shrimp dinner. are they in Tampa?
Pens will win
>without 3 best players
>on the road
>we beat the caps!
>3-1
Whats wrong armpitts? I thought you were going to sweep the series lol
>>67562314
>Japan outta nowhere
She was actually performing though like maybe not GOAT level but good.
>>67562292
what do you mean didn't want to pay her?
>>67562339
Stop jinxing it japan
>>67562349
They offered her like 17k for her contract. She turned it xown of course
>>67562348
>Let in two goals in one period
>>67562380
>implhing this never happens.
Tampa just scored 3 times in one period nigger.
who listening to the biggest pens fan in the business
More like Iron Shitty
Pens need a quick goal here.
>>67562398
The score is 4-1?
>>67562398
And that should be unacceptable
>>67562349
>>67562378
They were never serious about actually wanting her in the first place. It's why she only played one exhibition game in '92 and '93. Phil admitted the whole thing was a stunt.
What even happened to Benjamin Bishop?
>>67562398
>shitposters in charge of actually watching the game
>28% on faceoffs
Lelmao the clots are shit
>>67562442
His stick got caught on a pens player who was skating behind the net as he was shuffling back to the front of the net and twisted awkwardly. Something about his left leg.
>>67562449
>Not being drunk and watching
Ok twice in one period but 3 times also happens.
>pongs fans begging for soft calls
>>67562465
Scoreboard nigga
>>67562485
>implying this is new
>>67562485
Gotta win somehow
fucking malkin
>DOES ALL THAT SHIT
>JUST DROP PASSES IT
HOLY FUCK
>>67562485
Theyre softer than Ben's left knee ligaments
who looking forward to the 30 for 30 about the shit hole of Cleveland
>>67562442
He had a bad bought of depression and couldn't handle all of the pressure of the playoffs. He froze up and collapsed, they're not sure he'll ever be the same
Malkin needs better wingers. Move him back between Bonino and Kessel.
I havent even seen stamkos once this game. i thought he was supposed to be the bolts best player.
>these malkin drop passes
Did nobody tell him he is playing with kunitz and fehr?
>>67562535
love love LOVE this meme
>>67562526
I think it's an ankle injury
>>67562534
*Hagelin and Kessel
>>67561703
Just got here, mah friends.
>>67562550
Nah when he landed on his leg he tore the tendons and shit in the front around the knee
>>67562420
If they don't wake up more, they won't get shit.
>>67562535
He hasn't registered a single goal, assist, sog, shot attempt, takeaway, hit, blocked shot, or faceoff win this entire postseason
>implying got is strange
normies are so naive
>>67562550
Yeah so softer than bishops ankle tendons
what is the memest team to win a cup?
this park the bus shit is going to lose the game
>>67562595
Carolina
>>67562595
Bloose
>>67562602
You'd think all the former Rangers would have taught them that
LETS GO HEAT!
>>67562602
I hope so.
>>67562595
'38 hawks easily, the team was literally awful, but somehow won the cup. If we're talking whole franchises, easily the hurricanes.
>out of notre dame
is he a fucking hunchback LMAO?
Lol @ Malkin's "beard"
>>67562630
kill yourself
>>67562643
lel good one jonne
>its a doc reads off the ages of everyone on the roster episode
I was eating pizza and the guy at the table next to me kept talking for like 30 minutes about how they should extend the goal 6" on each side to make the game more exciting "like basketball" because there isn't enough scoring.
I do a good job funneling my autism into /hoc/ but that's the closest I've ever come to having an autism burst in public.
>Boyle is an experienced veteran
Where did my life go?
Rate my rocket league car bros
10 minutes to get 2 goals
not gonna happen
>>67562693
Why don't people like defensive matches?
>>67562693
Are these goals even regulation size or what??
>>67562693
Just reduce goalie equipment size
>>67562693
they have a no singles policy at my local pizza place. i can only get it to go
>>67562701
>Join the discussion on Reddit
>>67562733
What kind of pizza joint is it? sounds strange
>>67562725
Next season, anon, next season.
>named pengWINS
>not winning
uh....
>>67562733
I was with my normie friends who don't know what 4chan is (or if they do they don't know I post here), so it was extra hard to pretend to not care while trying to fit in with regular people.
>>67562714
Because usually a >defensive game is actually just really bad offense and not good defense. Plus it turns out like soccer which is boring.
>>67562614
>>67562642
STOP WE WON IT FAIR AND SQUARE
>>67562753
it's a /tv/ meme
>>67562758
Pads shouldnt be bigger than the limbs they protect tbqhwyfamalam
>them hits
god I love hockey
>>67562780
kek make the playoffs you vinegar fuck
>>67562780
>the last carolina fan
do you guys even have a rink anymore?
Drouin is so fucking sick when he's motivated
Will blocking all these shots eventually backfire on Tampa Bay? It has to be taking a toll on the players.
>>67562753
local mom and pop joint. they don't want one person taking up a whole table. they are dicks about it plus they say when your by yourself you eavesdrop on others conversation
Its time.
>>67562810
Florida bro here. Fuck you vinegar>>>>>>mustard
>>67562528
Losing to a backup goalie
>Pongs
>>67562835
>not telling them to fuck off or give you your money back then proceed to obviously listen to others conversations
>>67562838
2 of the goals were not murray's fault at all
Ironically, the Lightning do a much better job capitalizing than the Capitals. Pens are gonna have to cut down lazy turnovers if they want to win this series.
>>67562810
we are going to make the playoffs next year with all the young talent. jeff skinner and hanifin are our saviours
>>67562813
rude
>>67562780
That was a pretty good team actually, that's why I only said for franchises, cause the '38 hawks were easily the memeist team to win ever, they were 14-25-9, if that's not a meme, I don't know what is.
>>67562832
I'm kinda surprised how much those plastic skate blockers have taken off in the NHL recently. Those were never available when I played but I've definitely taken quite a few shots off the skates that hurt like hell.
>>67562767
>having normie friends
>not having 2 or 3 other autist friends
>not having every conversation with them essentially turn into "heh heh rags"
>not sending each other smug frogs over text
Wew lad
>>67562866
He is a rebound machine with way worse 1 on 1 prowess than fleury
>>67562813
more canes fans here than clots tbH
>>67562835
Sounds like total douches, the pizza must be great to go there.
>>67562790
do you shower before or after watching the local hockey team play?
>>67562903
then say that don't act like murray has done anything special today to deserve it. geno dumb penalty letang dumb turnover and maatta is just dumb
>pnes
People on twitter are saying Letang is playing concussed.
>>67562889
Some of the guys in my league use them. How big of a pussy do you have to be to wear those when nobody shoots harder than 75 mph
>>67562903
Fleury doesn't see the next unless Murray has a complete meltdown game 2.
>>67562885
>he believes this
wew let me know when ward stops being a fucking sieve
>>67562950
because he clearly is
>Shittsburgh thought they had a chance in this series
Vaselinesky is smooth
Where are all the black players?
>>67562950
Because twitter is an expert source.
head shot
>>67562885
>skinner
>THINKING THIS FLOP OF A PLAYER WILL BE SAVING ANY FRANCHISE
kekerino geno.
>floppsburgh flopguins
Why are the Olympics not cancelled? They're going to fucking spread that Zika shit all over the world.
weak call
>>67562955
Worst part is they completely fuck up your ability to catch passes with your skate
This fucking game lmao
MORE BOARDS FOR THE BOARD GOD
Jesus fuck we need to quit throwing penguins into the glass.
oh my god are the pens player serious with getting knocked out by the glass? that was barely a fucking push.
Totally bought that call, Pens fan here too.
GOTTA GET SHITTSBURGH BACK IN THE GAME
Tampa has a fucking good defense
>tampa goons
Neutral fan here and that was a pretty weak call
Not every injury is a dirty play or a penalty
Crosby teaches them to flop, he's the brady and lebron of the nhl, fucking soft assbag.
>>67562995
Oy vey, buy the vaccine now!
>>67562995
organizers are corrupt as fuck and they don't care as long as they get money
Well boys doesn't matter who wins this round. They way it's going, both teams will be heavily crippled by cup time
>the shitsBERG pussies
Glass is the true winner of this game.
>>67562955
Agreed there's a c leaguer at my rink who wears them lel like really
The Letang hit was definitely a 5 minute but thats a good call
>>67563031
That was a horseshit call. Callahan was gooning, palat barely touched him
mike sullivan? more like bendingdick cuminhersnatch amirite
>>67563033
It is if it's against the Lightning.
Boarding is such a mysterious penalty.
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>>67563002
It fucking irritates me when people wear them and make an effort to not block a shot
>pens powerplay
Cmon Phil, time to meme this shit
>>67563037
Tampa was already crippled before this, and yet they're still winning games, that team is seriously loaded.
ITs gonna be one of those series huh
what a princess
well atleast its a game now
>>67563063
I think they only called the palat one because dumoulin didn't even touch the puck. but yeah it's not palat's fault he didn't touch it
watching this assblasting of the pengs makes me realize just how shit the caps were
>That one faggot with the backwards cap slamming the glass
>Pens arguing with each other
Wait, is Bishop ded?
Just got home from work
>>67563092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uo1FBBe87M
always a classic to post this.
>>67563117
the caps won the first game of that series too chief
>>67563117
Bolts win this series in 5
You know I'm right
>>67563135
ded
>>67563143
Yeah but who trusts the caps anyway, the bolts are actually a good team.
>>67563143
but they were outplayed
tampa is destroying the pongs
>>67563135
By the look of the injury, probably out for the rest of the season
Is she your waifu yet?
Who gets the empty netter? Voting Based Boyle.
why are they pulling the goalie? palat will come out of the box and score
>>67563135
Ded for the rest of the season most likely
Not gonna happen for the Pens tonight. Now all the drunks whose teams have already been eliminated will shitpost the rest of the night.
>>67563154
What happened?
>>67563171
Does nihon even hockey?
>>67563171
She literally has negative ass
I hope they give tifa a fatty in the remake
>>67563176
It's hockey's equivalent to hail mary pass
>>67563185
His knee committed sudoku
>>67563182
The Pens were overrated and you know it.
>yfw Vasy empty netter
>>67563185
penguin ran into him and twisted his leg
>>67563166
the penguins have much better faceoffs shots and possession so I'm not sure what you mean by destroying. this has been much more even. tampa finished their few chances and are playing good defense
>>67563208
fuck off retard
>>67563213
They got hot, they really weren't that good. That's how my hawks won cups, they got hot at the right time, cause there's teams that should've beaten them like the cucks.
>>67563171
>le no personality girl in three shit tier ff games
No senpai. Literally worse than yuna.
>>67563193
yes, but very poorly.
he's probably an american on base
>>67563198
So she has the same amount of ass that pitt has of winning the cup?
>>67563185
He pooped himself too hard.
>>67563135
>BISHOP RIP
> down 3-1
> 1.30 min left
>ice the puck
topkek
>all those empty seats
pittsburgh """"""""fans""""""""
Yes! Go Bolts!!
>>67563238
You realize om doing a thing, you know, because her name, right? Right?
hornqvist was too hot headed this game
fuck what cherry said, mike should yell his voice hoarse
>>67563250
Pongs couldn't even beat a backup goalie
Overrated as fuck
Keep this going Lightning, avenge your loss to us, I know you guys can do it!
>>67563241
I dont have the photo but yes.
gg pongs. stop being goons
vaseline is p. gud desu
>all 3 stars are Tampa
SOG
>Bolts 20
>Pongs 34
Vasy pulled it out. Sucks hard to see Bish go down, but I believe in the kid.
Could have lost my virginity tonight but chose to stay home, fap and watch the game senpai
>>67563269
There's a FF character named Publix?
>>67563291
Earlier this season he stopped a two man rush by himself.
>>67563278
Ummm did you not HEAR the NBC announcers. The pens are absolutely dominant in faceoffs.
>>67563166
Tampa fan here
I thought it tampa outplayed but it was pretty even in the second
>>67563313
Final fantasy sucks
>>67563303
>not losing your virginity and watching the game
You're allowed to be happy anon
>tfw no hockey tomorrow
w-what do brehs
>Brian Boyle is a highly skilled player says Doc
>>67563384
get drunk and fuck bitches
>>67563402
>implying he's not
>>67563384
ERP
>>67563384
read a fucking book you retarded canuck faggot
>>>/lit/
>>67563384
There's the IIHF.
>>67563354
You guys definitely capitalized on your chances. Malkin with his idiotic drop passes almost made the score more lopsided.
>>67563384
I'm going to smoke weed all day.
>>67563430
Hahahahha what do we look like, poor desperate europeans?
Today is Friday the 13th, and Bishop gets injured.
>>67563354
I'm not a Tampa fan but I hate the pens and you guys honestly played great as a blues fan I look forward to playing you in the finals
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