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discuss baseball or something
first for cubs
This thread is almost as bad as the Jays offense
I mean at least its a new bread
it had to happen
Red sox are going 10 games over .500 tonight
why does Canada still exist
>>67554505
you cucks werent man enough to annex us when you had the chance
How convenient is it that Kershit pitched yesterday and doesn't have to pitch in the series against the Cards this weekend.
What a pussy.
>all these shirtless cubs fans
What a fucking shit show
>BREAKING: Rockies SS Jose Reyes has accepted a 51-game suspension following a domestic violence investigation.
>>67554547
Anon the mets are a better team than the cardinals. Please shut the fuck up and go to bed. Thanks.
Why is the NL so inferior? Should interleague games not actually count?
>>67554584
Why is the AL so inferior? Should interleague games not actually count?
>>67554569
i thought his suspension ended at the end of may, is this new or what
>>67554581
I'm trying to get a certain obsessive pissboi tripfag to response. Please don't ruin this thanks.
>>67554584
they should really get rid of inter league play and the NL should adopt the DH
Bartolo finally hit a dinger, they have no reason to hold on to the archaic use of having a pitcher bat now
who /draftkings free entry/ here?
tfw no pure nats gf
>>67554569
>no charges filed
>fucking 1/4 of the season suspended
FUCKING MANFED IS TRYING TO CRAM US BACK INTO THE BASEMENT
>>67554627
What would be the first thing that comes to mind sitting next to her
>>67554648
He's doing you retards a massive favor.
>>67554659
I've seen her fuck on camera
>>67554785
Do you think she'd blow you if you paid?
>>67554813
she was just doing it to get though college
>>67554446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFJMZnEmxrk
r8 our national sport that nobody actually plays
>>67554826
>10 years of college
No wonder she does porn
NL should adopt the DH they use pinch hitters anyway
>>67554839
stick to hockey it's too cold to play baseball there
>>67554839
The hell am I watching?
>>67554852
Pinch hitters are an actually strat and BTFO a guy for the game.
Personally I like seeing my pitchers run the bases and sweat in the sun rather than fap in the dugout between innings
>>67554896
N E S T B A L L
>>67554889
yeah we will
>>67554839
how many games in a season
>>67554648
story is better than reyes and tuloshitzki combined
>>67554970
I really dont know i only played it in school
IT'S HAPPENING
>>67555019
What would /mlb/ do if the Phillies memed their way into a WC spot?
>>67555019
lel is that a knuckleball
>>67555019
Not until 7 it isn't.
>>67555019
>pitcher batting 8th
jesus is bourjos that bad
>>67555037
That's a circle change you dummy
>>67555051
Then I have to wait until 7:17 until Joseph styles
>>67555036
I wouldn't do anything...what am I supposed to do?
>>67555064
He's hitting a cool .194/.225/.296, and that's with his current hotstreak. There's the Mendoza Line, the Bourjos Hole, and the Emmanuel Burriss Trench
>>67555151
>mfw that's better than 3 of the blue jays every day players
>>67555151
Oh so hes hitting better than 3 blue jays starters?
>>67555176
>>67555178
He'll probably stay in the 9 hole until the Phillies hit absolute zero, just because they've been winning a lot more than they've been losing with him at 9
Manny Machado is ranked 1st in slugging percentage, 2nd in OPS, and 3rd in hits. Will he meme the Orioles to the postseason?
>>67555272
Talk to me in July
>peelar at leadoff
>barney at 2nd
>dickshit pitching
is there even a reason to watch this blowout?
>>67555327
Okay enough with this fucking shit. Complain when bad shit happens like the bullpen imploding.
Just shut the fuck up and watch the game. Being 18-18 is not the end of the world.
>>67555354
>being 18-18 when your starting pitchers have the best ERA in the AL and an offense that was the best in baseball last season is perfectly fine.
heres a tip, happ, estrada and sanchez arent going to carry sub 2.5 ERAs for the whole season, as soon as they regress to normal the team is going to drop off so fucking hard unless the offense gets its shit together
THE OFFENSE IS BACK BOYS
>>67555430
We know
Everyone knows
You bitch about the same shit everyday
>>67555432
lets see you score 11+ in 4 straight games and then you can talk
>>67555507
people here bitch about far worse crybaby
>>67555508
fuck off and stop trying to incite an e-dick measuring contest
>yfw Chris Sale throws a perfect game tonight
>>67555508
>fewer runs per game
>talking shit
>>67555508
Just an outside observation, since I am a fan of neither team, but why are Red Sox fans acting so hostile to the Cubs success lately? They broke their curse over a decade ago, to mention nothing of the fact that they don't even play in the same league.
>>67555588
Seems like a Boston thing desu
>>67555588
>but why are Red Sox fans acting so hostile to the Cubs success lately
literally we have not
>>67555551
>so close to the get
>now sale will fail
>>67555508
>against literally who's and shit teams
OH WOW WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT!
>>67555551
>yfw his skinny girly arm explodes at the elbow
>>67555613
At least one of you has.
>both chicago baseball teams went without winning the world series for the entirety of the red sox famous curse
>>67555637
>one of >>>>us
>>67555638
All 3 suck lol
>>67555508
Let's see you beat up on good teams and then you can talk.
>>67555617
You fags just played the fucking dads. And you lost the series to them.
What do you americans find entertaining in baseball?
>>67555638
ESPN also cannot stop wanking about the curse too.
>>67555659
>implying the fucking cubs have played good teams
>>67555664
>
I'm not a shitcago fan. Play against a good team and do that. Then you can talk.
>>67555669
Oh nothing much, just that it represents everything that is great about our country, is deeply ingrained in our history, and is also the greatest sport ever conceived by man.
>>67555659
>broors
>resd
>barves
>padres
>angles
So tough
>>67555716
White Sox? Orioles? Cleveland? We're put up numbers on all of them.
Our pitching just sucks cock.
Just so you fellow Americans (one true supreme race) know, there is only on canadian on this thread and always has been. He isnt a jays fan. He isn't a baseball fan. He has no idea why he is here and doesn't understand the american past time.
He'll probably appologize to this post.
Pathetic.
wew bad series and offday behind us time for more baseball
>>67555724
>Represents everything that is great about our country
But why, I mean there are some good moments like home runs and stuff but most of it is just waiting on someone to hit the ball. No offense
>>67555731
But they split with the Barves and lost the series to SD. They did not beat up on those guys.
>>67555758
Fuck off with your memes Ecuador.
You can boil soccer down to similar terms.
>>67555731
>nats
>pirates
>cardinals
>>67555793
And the Sox have played the White Sox, Orioles, Cleveland, and Toronto.
Point is, its fucking retarded to talk about beating up on bad teams when both have had easy schedules.
>>67555664
They just went 7-0 against the Pirates and Nationals. Just BTFO the Pirates again today.
>>67555787
Ne, soccer is full adrenaline and tactical passes to reach for the goal. Theres always intesity because a simple mistake can create a chance for the opposing team to score. And its caled Football not soccer m9
>>67555734
Sorry
>>67555758
The great thing about baseball is that when there is no offense, it typically means there is a good pitching performance happening. See Max Scherzer and Clayton Kershaw's recent performances as an example. You can't get such double-sidedness with soccer or whatever banana sport you play down there in your country.
>>67555830
>full adrenaline
Kek cause those dives really get the blood pumping.
>>67555830
you can boil baseball down to similar terms
fuck off desu
>>67555830
A single mistake in baseball leads to scoring too. It's literally called a "mistake" when a pitcher throws a pitch right down the middle that's easy for the batter to hit. These are hit for home runs pretty often
So just like every sport, each moment (or at least pitch and whatever follows right after) is critical
>>67555830
>m9
its m8
learn to speak english boyo
>>67555858
Lmfao you get so sensitive and I even said no offense. Baseball still sucks ass. Im out, about to fuck your Gf
>collecting baseball cards
>having a life
Pick one
>>67555909
Wew lad
>>67555909
>>67555936
BUILD
First for Matt Bush actually making it to the MLB
>>67555818
How many times have the sox swept this season again? Oh, that's right, a 2 game series at the beginning of the year and a 4 game series against the chokeland pathetics.
>>67555953
His job is to kill Bautista tonight.
>>67555734
no bully
Some guy from ESPN claims there are multiple teams that are actually interested in trading for Jose Reyes. Any ideas who? Pretty sure the Rockies would trade him for a bag of peanuts...
>>67555953
how did he escape from prison
>>67555949
THE
>>67555988
This new domestic violence policy is horse shit. It seems like all it takes is an accusation to get a suspension regardless if something actually happened or not.
>>67555993
House?
>>67555953
>making it to the MLB
>the MLB
>the
>>67556028
>finding any little thing to bitch and moan about.
MUH RUN DIFFERENTIAL!
HOW WILL WE EVER GET TO 500 IF WE KEEP GIVING UP LATE HR WITH PEOPLE ON BASE!
Phillies call up 1B Tommy Joseph from Triple A....
...one of the GOAT official team headshits for sure. Godspeed, Derpy Tommy.
>>67556012
This is more than just an accusation. Go read the police report, Reyes clearly isn't innocent. The only reason the case was dropped was cause the victim didn't want to testify against him.
The MLB is doing the Rockies a huge favor with the suspension too. They want nothing to do with his ass.
Did you know tommy john actually trademarked his name so everytime the media says tommy john surgery the former pitcher gets royalties.
>the more you know
>>67556152
Did you know that Lou Gherig trademarked his name so that every time someone gets Lou Gherig's disease his estate gets royalties?
The more you know
Reading up on the drunk driver that killed Nick Adenhart.
>straight up ran a red light because he didn't give a shit
>fled the scene on foot
>was driving on a suspended license
>had a BAC of .19
>had the gall to plead not guilty to three counts of murder
At least he was sentenced to 51 years in prison.
Did you know Clayton Kershaw actually trademarked the word "choke" so every time he adds another entry, he gets royalties?
The more you know
>>67556665
That's a damn shame, too. Adenhart would have been a great pitcher.
>>67556665
i think if you flee the scene there should be a serious punishment, but drunk driving laws are so draconian and shitty
>>67556698
Him and Romo are gonna have to fight it out then.
the cubs can go undefeated for the whole fucking month of june and have a +6,000 run differential for all i care, as long as they aint hoistin no gotdam'd trophy in october
Orioles, to be honest.
>>67556790
> drunk driving laws are so draconian and shitty
yeah, no. you drink and drive, your license should be revoked permanently, end of story
fuck your excuses and fuck your rationale, that shit is purely toxic behavior and it's 100% avoidable
>>67556801
Don't worry, they won't
You would have to be certifiably mentally disabled or mentally ill to think otherwise
>>67556801
> joe maddon
> lifting a trophy
>>67556886
camden looks pretty comfy desu
>>67557056
I wish I had been able to watch the no fan game last year. But no, I was at work ;_;
>tfw found a loophole to get MLB.TV for only $20
Going to San Diego in June for work and catching a Podrace game. Petco seems to be listed as a top 5 park but why is that? Doesn't look like anything special.
my team new stadium m8s
>>67557128
I found a loophole that let's me watch mlb games on my mobile for >free :^)
>>67557056
Until you leave the stadium and realize you're in Baltimore.
>>67557197
well yeah, obviously
>Matt Bush is back
>That history
Wew
>>67557155
This the stadium in Mexico city? Looks badass
>>67557190
how m8?
what i found was that if you buy mlb at bat and if you download an older app that you can watch the games as if you had MLB TV
then i just connect my phone to the TV.
>>67556886
Its a shame such a beautiful Park is empty on a consistent basis.
>>67557284
Vipleague.mobi
>>67557155
wtf. is it new Azteca or something?
>White Sox dropping to 7th in the ESPN power rankings this week
IT'S HAPPENING
>>67557340
>ESPN power rankings
>>67557155
I like it
>>67557340
>espn
>>67557340
> ESPN power rankings
>>67557414
White Sox are only 1 game up in the American League
It's over
>>67557300
neat desu.
thanks
>yfw when cubes STILL best team in basedball
>literally nothing you can shitpost to say they are not
>inb4 MUH OTTOMAN
>>67557427
>in may
>>67557484
>playing in the babby league
Literally nothing
>>67557484
I hope they shatter the single season wins record and then choke in the playoffs to the mets or giants. Because I would take that bet over the cubs winning it all.
>>67554839
I watched a documentary about it once, along with part of a live game.
The strangest thing is how every run is scored by sliding head first, no matter what.
>tfw Mariners sweep the Angles this weekend and take a 3.5 game lead in the division while driving the steak into the Angles season.
>>67557514
How does this babby league meme make any sense?
Seriously, explain your reasoning
>>67557627
I guess you can say that the angels will be well done after this series
>>67557627
>mfw Brendan Ryan goes 0-12 with 8 K's during this series
>>67557658
>babby leaguer can't comphrend meme's
>no knowing the Nl is the inferior league where the Al rejects go.
>>67557668
And 4 errors.
>>67557665
KEK, took me a moment but I got it.
>>67557689
Great explanation you have there.
>>67557689
Like who?
Isn't the DH in the American League?
>McCullers making his first start of the season against the Red Sox
Astros what are you doing
>inb4 no-hit
>>67557627
too bad the rags will catch up after they sweep >us in arlington
>>67557847
What kind of pilates does this man do?
Red Sox / Houston:
>>67557879
>>67557879
>>67557879
>>67557879
Mariners bullpen MLB ranks:
ERA: 2
OPS: 1
BAA: 1
OBP: 1
WHIP: 1
DAMMIT HERON
TRIP BACK ON
![Screen_Shot_2016-05-04_at_10.29.59_AM.0.0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vLbAKtg.jpg "Screen Shot 2016-05-04 at 10.29.59 AM.0.0[1]")
>>67557847
does kershaw even lift?
>>67557898
> *on phone* Pilates can do that for me? You mean it?
/mlb/: Who is that?
> ...Jake, from Natty Arms.
/mlb/: Jake from Natty Arms at 30 years old? *takes phone*
_________________________
/mlb/: Who is this?
-- It's Jake, from Natty Arms.
/mlb/: What are you taking, "Jake from Natty Arms"?
-- Uh.. Plants?
__________________________
/mlb/: He sounds Suspicious!
>Well he does pilates, so...
>>67557934
He looks like he suffers from gyno
>>67557847
>WE ARE GOOD
what kind of retarded shirt is this? lol
>>67557934
Does he need to...?
Red Sox score 10 runs, over or under?
>>67557974
Ubs-level retarded
Reds Phillies thread where?
>>67557974
It's something Miguel Montero said last year that became popular. I think it's really corny but I'm down for whatever makes the players happy and working as a cohesive unit. The corny shit seems to be working.
>>67555830
FULL TACTICAL PASSING!!
>>67558037
Well at least there's a reason for it
>>67556938
Agreed. Permanent license loss
>>67556790
>but drunk driving laws are so draconian and shitty
Fuck you. Driving drunk is 100% avoidable. It's the cause of so many innocent deaths that should never happen.
If you drive drunk you should be drug out in the street and shot.
>>67556790
Fuck yourself you stupid cunt
I hope you kill yourself doing it
>>67557938
kek
getting btfo by the twins again why cant we beat bad teams
>>67557155
why aren't you saving up to BUILD WALL
If Shelby miller shits the bed again I'm officially done with him.
>>67558347
what happend to him did the dbacks fug with his mechanics or something
>>67558372
Idk what is up this year, greinke, and miller have been dog shit while corbin and rosa have been good. Segura is batting .354 and goldy is batting .230. I don't get it
>>67558422
you guys need to fix this shit i have goldy and miller on my fantasy team.
>Phillies
>>67558312
Do girls actually believe they only do this?
I do that on a daily basis
FEED ME MORE ROIDS
>>67558464
Girls make excuses for everything so they can blame it on their gender and claim they aren't actually faults.
Yes.
>>67558422
i just looked up his stats and they look so unbelievably bad that it cant possibly be sustainable so theres some hope
>7 FIP
>17% hr/fb rate
>averaging more walks than strikes
its gotta be a mechanics or physical issue
>>67558422
It's hard to beat meme magic my friend de la West
It just isn't your guys' year
>>67558495
Pilates*
>>67557847
>that difference between his left arm and his right (pitching) arm
I don't think I've ever seen even a major leaguer with that much of a disparity.
>>67554627
I'd low key sniff her seat when she got up to piss
>>67558534
Clear roid delts
>>67558534
He faps alot. The pilates really makes him aggressive and that's the only way he can let out pent up pilates energy.
>>67558524
I don't hate you guys as much as the dodgers so there's that I guess
sox astros game is being fucking drenched and they havent shut it down yet
>>67558584
Thank you, I'm glad
Everybody should hate the Dodgers imho
>>67557927
>>67557927
After trading smith and wilhelmsen, losing five bullpen arms to the dl and assembling a working pen out of scraps other teams dodnt want
Is Dipoto a genius?
>>67558625
It's their fans, nothing but fat mexicans that chant non stop at the fucking games
>>67558347
Im sure he will be very sad
>striking out at your first major league at bat
royals braves
>>67558713
>>67558713
>>67558713
>tfw George Grande is calling the game in Philly
>tfw he just said "midget" on air
>>67558677
first four for KB
>>67557927
>>67558640
>Marners have one of the worst bullpens in 2015 , with only 2 depedable pitchers
>trade those 2 dependable pitchers
>Sign a 38 yr old set up man and a closer so bad, the Marlins optioned him to aaa last year
>fill out the pen with literal whos
>Lose 5 members to the dl
> have the best pen in mlb
Its equal parts dipoto being a mad man and bullpens being flukey memes
>Sox already have 5 runs in the 2nd
Fucking hell
>>67555430
>BEST OFFENSE LAST SEASON.
Horrible opinion. Statement discarded
>>67555830
You just spawned a meme my good sir. I wonder if there will be any tactical passes this next MLS game I go to.
>>67555588
Probably because Cubs fans raided the Sox/Sox gamethreads and were shitting on both teams
Pay back is a bitch
>RISP
YANKEES SUCK
>>67559050
Rude
>>67559050
It's a good day for baseball.
>>67559050
They've been bad for a few years now.
>Luis Severino
>Luis shitterino
Just ordered a bryce harper jersey from aliexpress for $20 what am I in for ?
>>67559353
just get the real thing you cheap jew
>>67559353
cheap chinese plastic
>>67559390
Spending $160 on a jersey naaaa senpai
>>67559353
Shitty ill fitting jersey with a shitty name on the back
>tfw playing at Coors Field tonight
>>67559427
Why would you order a Bryce Harper Jerry to begin with? He's a fucking douche and you're not even a Nationals fan
>>67557627
What kind of steak?
>>67558725
>>67559006
>>67559183
>>67559471
Dumb frogposters.
>>67559471
>tfw Mets pitching gets BTFO tonight.
Severino needs to be sent down more than god needed to send satan down to hell.
>>67559539
God didn't even need to send Satan down to hell. He just did it because he's an asshole.
>>67559526
>Implying it'll matter when they hit a couple dingers every inning
>>67559578
>>67559539
He's not even in hell yet
He's still on earth
>>67559353
something that everyone else in the ballpark will be able to tell that you got for $20 from China, and that's the honest truth from someone who doesn't even care
JOSEPH CONFIRMED BETTER THAN RUF
>>67559353
my divegrass shirts from there are pretty nice for the most part, there have been a couple of crappers, some stitching issues, but most look and feel authentic. Though almost all are plain national team shirts with no ads and without numbers. The one shirt I got with a player's name and number was still fine for a couple years before peeling off
I imagine that nike or whatever give these factories a quota for how many shirts to make and these fuckers just make extra to make personal profit off them. The crappers are probably just any rejects
non divegrass shirts might be worse though
>>67559691
>watching fagdive
>>67559720
>watching boreball
>Finnegan
>jew york cuckees
>>67559743
Why are you in this thread.
>>67559743
HEY YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH MOTHERFUCKER
>>67559604
posing as Tom Coughlin
is rich hill elite?
>>67559782
>being this leafhurt
>>67559887
>s`A
>>67559176
They've been overachieving for a few years now. They're finally playing how they should have been the last couple of years
>>67559639
I doubt it m8, who analyzes everyone's jersey at the ball park
kevin pisslar just swung at and grounded out on a pitch that was literally at his eye level
>>67559852
*Bill Belichick
>>67560046
Shouldn't a pitch like that be a pop up? Was he swinging a tomahawk?
>>67560118
Pillar I'm pretty sure would swing at anything
>MLB.com promoting Trevor Story for all star voting
>he's not even the best rookie shortstop in the NL
>>67560118
he caught it with handle
>>67560172
wos the best rookie ss in the nl?
>>67560208
Aledmys Diaz
>>67560208
It's best not to mention lest you want /mlb/ to start talking about meth
>>67560237
Doesn't he have like 500 errors?
You guys I just found this artifact. Did I just stumble upon ancients texts for ultimate pitching?
>>67560364
You're not funny.
>>67560260
>>67560258
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=y&type=8&season=2016&month=0&season1=2016&ind=2
>>67560364
Pilates sounds like some foreign good to me, like something made in a Spanish speaking country
>>67560434
*foreign food
Why are the Rockies uniforms so based?
remember when Votto was good?
>>67560364
Is pilates a type of exercise that has scientific backing or is it a bunch of hookiedook voodoo nonsense like yoga and acupuncture?
Looks like I made the right decision on buying that chinese jersey
https://youtu.be/QXJJKHYMd5Y
>>67560675
Why? It still says Harper
Why is it so hard to pitch in Colorado?
>>67560806
low air density means less movement on breaking balls and fly balls fly farther
>>67560806
Cuz ur mom gets her pussy pumped by the next at bat ever inning
>>67560825
This
Also, Colorado is a meme state
>>67560806
this >>67560825 plus the fact that their outfield is fucking massive
who /first place/ here
mets/rockies
>>67560982
mets/rockies
>>67560982
mets/rockies
>>67560922
Should they build a new stadium with a smaller outfield and bigger fences or just move?
>Shaw
post your gf, bros
>>67561159
Got any white girls?
>>67561177
no
here's my side bitch btw
>>67560868
Colorado is fucking based
>GOAT USA mountain range
>fittest state in the USA
>Average age of 36
>Full of hot chicks
>Weed is legal
>Amazing beer companies
>300 days of sunshine a year (if you life in the foothills)
There are few other places in the US that are better to live in, Boulder and Denver are consistently ranked in the top 10 or top 5 places to live right now
The only downside right now is that so many people are moving here
>tuloshitzki trying his hardest to hit into a DP and the based rags infield saved him
fuck i hate that coors baby
that rat bum shaw blowing games again
>>67556090
Don't even try to argue with idiots like him
>>67560967
Why aren't memeiner fans shitposting like red Sox, Cubs, white Sox and other first place teams fans do?
>>67561344
Because they'll get bullied.
Giants vs. Dbacks
>>67561095
>>67561095
>>67561376
For what? Dank old school 4chan memes?
This autistic fuck has a hotter gf than you, plz explain
>>67561433
Because they're memeiner fans
>>67561344
honestly they dont know how. look at ther game threads ther all "civil discussions"
lmao
instantly get trickered when you bring up r edit
I know it's unlikely with Giles on the roster, but if Houston could win that'd be really nice
>>67561344
we are a nice people
>>67561452
He's an elite Major League pitcher who makes millions and millions of dollars every year
Can the Phillies continue their one run meme magic?
>>67561452
>upload pic of wife
>filename says wife
>call her a gf
plz explain
>>67561452
He's making hundreds of millions of dollars
>>67561362
Holy fuck did he actually do that? Was it a 70mph change up?
>>67561492
>Cuckler goes out to pitch
>give him 5 runs as run support
>he implodes in the 5th
>now we're losing 7-6
Literally if we don't lose this game I don't think we ever will again.
>>67561494
Yeah yeah we are too
Phils tryin to steal another one
wait when did the O's get good?
>21-12
wat
>>67561550
Audible kek
>>67561546
Summoning Meme Magic
C'mon Brandon.
Ah Votto leaned right into that one!
That's sarcasm, REDSCuck
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
We'll get 'em tomorrow for sure.
Buck truck rolls on
Player of the game: A STARTING PITCHER???
Also Jonesy
where'd all these lillies fans come from?
>>67561344
Red Sox posters are insufferable.
Worse than white sox weebs, and that's saying something
Diamondbacks have the hottest team, Drury, miller, ray, goldy, peralta how ca ur cock not get hard?
Phillies are
E L I T E
L
I
T
E
>why can't i hold all these 1-run victories
>>67561665
I've been here since '08
>>67561657
>Nola pitching
NOT SO FAST
>Phillies have 13 one--run wins
>Braves have 8 wins
...
2016 Reds = 2014 Phillies - Ace Pitcher
Angels Mariners
>>67561738
>>67561738
>>67561738
>>67561619
Haha Phils Win
>>67561584
We've been good since 2012 bruh
>>67561767
Oh yeah, and it's 22-12, now...
>>67561619
Ha ha you dumb douche
>>67561804
Oh my, how is he still throwing
>Resd
>muh opening series win
SCCOOOOOOREEEEEE
![This Smug [REDACTED] Fuck Beans Jays.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h1BkecB.jpg "This Smug [REDACTED] Fuck Beans Jays")
>>67561833
By being better than you
>>67561735
verlander had a decent game at least
How are >we not considered a worse bullpen than the Reds? 9th blown save of the season
>>67561813
Meh go fuck yourself.
Enjoy fighting for 4th with the barves come July.
>>67561873
Yeah, so was Mark Prior, and look how that went for him
>Bryce is back to clutch mode
>>67561903
>4th Place
That's a very Reds place to be
>>67561903
Funny thing is you continue to fight on a daily basis for 4th in your life among 3 people you inbred loser.
>>67561901
because your bullpen hasnt directly lost 9 games by themselves like the blow gays and resd bullpens
>>67561910
i legit did not know there were national fans on spuh
I chose to watch Civil War instead of the Phillies tonight. How did Tommy Joseph do?
>>67561906
Please don't say that, I need to replace my Chen shirt with him.
>>67561903
This triggers the Resd fan.
>>67561910
Are you trying to tell me that the opposing team is actually letting him swing the bat?
>>67561950
Walked once, struck out once.
>>67561948
I am literally one of like 3. I made one lazy OC and it's as good as I'll ever do.
>>67561910
>Implying Nationals fans exist
Which shit team do you usually watch
>>67561950
Better than Ruf, he walked and scored a run, made the difference in the game.
>>67561931
Nope, right now 5th place is a very Reds place to be, It's called rebuilding.
>>67561991
>>67561976
Nice! I should say that Cap was right.
>>67561985
the perennial playoff chokers of Washington DC
>>67562016
And yet the Phillies are rebuilding and have a wild card spot.
>>67562016
>it's called rebuilding
Ha ha, oh wow. You really are a sad sack of shit.
>>67562016
>It's called rebuilding
Hey, what a co-incidence!
>>67562031
In May*
>>67561985
Nationlels fans are just traitorous O's fans
>>67562031
In may
AAA when?
>>67562038
>In May
>>67562038
>>67562073
and then there's these gayboys
>>67562085
>>67562084
The foundation isn't strong, collapse is expected. Have fun, but don't count the chickens before they hatch
>>67561978
Well in any case, allow me to be the first to say that your team is shit and you're a faggot
t. Mets fan
>>67562103
I don't expect shit, but for a rebuild team they are doing great.
>>67562114
>Mets fans
Not before July of 2015
>Cincy "chili" aka spaghetti kinda like their season
>>67561967
Don't you have some little girl to puke on or something? Don't worry, when the Phillies collapse and outshit the Braves you'll still have the Eagles to watch get shit on by the Cowboys and Giants.
Hitler could come back to life and gas all Phillies fans and the world would be a better place.
>>67562114
Tell the other Mets fans to stop obsessing on the Nats twitter page
>>67562075
Hes already on the Tigers
>>67562103
How about you suck my dick. I would imagine that would make you feel much better.
>>67562134
>The astronomical analpain in your posts
>yfw the Twins come back to take the lead in the top of the 9th
>and then blow it in the bottom of the 9th
>>67561906
O'Day hasn't had even a hint of injury troubles for the past five years, and doesn't throw particularly hard. No reason to believe his mechanics are troublesome.
>>67562157
But anon, you would be getting all of the pleasure in that!
>>67562134
>anal devastation aka your boyfriend's life
>>67561985
>>67561948
Actually he just works at Walgreens
>>67562197
Don't talk about his boyfriend of his boyfriend's lover again
>>67562192
Nah, your dad has me beat (pun intended). Queer.
>hitting .160
>on pace for 30 home runs
has tulo officially reached meme status?
>bench tulo on my fantasy team
>hits a dinger
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67562128
Implications and such
>>67562327
No, he's just gone Carlos Pena
Just a reminder that O'Leary called this injury on Severino
When will you begin listening to him?
wew windians
>>67562368
>implying those aren't your parent's tickets
>implying you were even alive when Keith Hernandez was playing baseball
>>67562327
I honestly canna belief
arenado has such a good approach at the plate, fuck hes going to be an all star soon
>inb4 coors babby
>>67562403
THE KINETIC CHAIN HAS BEEN BROKEN. LELIS SEVERINO NEVER STOOD A CHANCE. SYNDERGAARD MAY BE NEXT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
>>67562429
His career away stats are awful. The coors babby label isn't a joke.
>>67562476
I haven't looked them up but are they that bad?
>>67559353
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Curses at umpires
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
REMINDER THAT THE ONLY REASON PHILADELPHIA SPORTS FANS ARE THE WORST FANS IN ALL OF SPORTS IS BECAUSE THEIR TEAMS ARE THE WORST IN ALL FOUR SPORTS!!!
YOU'D PROBABLY CHUCK SNOWBALLS AT SANTA TOO IF EVERY SINGLE TEAM SUCKED AS BAD AS PHILLY TEAMS DO!!
KEK
LEL
BTFO
>MFW THE EAGLES GET BTFO TWICE BY THE COWBOYS AND GIANTS, THE 76ERS AND FLYERS ARE CONTRACTED AND THE PHILLIES FINISH BELOW THE BARVES!!
>>67562494
He slashes .258/.298/.456 on the road. That's definitely not good.
>>67562512
Ho hum. Nice try white trash.
>>67562494
>>67562476
115wRC+ at home to 102 away
In other words he's not a very proficient hitter to begin with
>>67562512
cringe post desu with u joe
>>67562512
How can one trip be so analy pulverized by one city?
>>67562512
Aww, he thinks he's people!
>>67562419
>Implying you aren't retarded
>>67562156
REKT
>>67562512
You spelled Ohio wrong.
>phillies fans
>existing before the season began
Inevitably they will all disappear once they bottom out.
>>67562562
I don't give a fuck what your advanced stats say, if you don't think Arenado is a proficient hitter you're a fucking retard.
His hits/doubles/homers splits at home vs on the road are nearly identical. The whole Coors field bias has gotten so out of control, it's ridiculous.
>>67562721
>I don't give a fuck what facts say
Instantly discarded
>>67562719
>Yellows Fans
>existing ever
How's your Boyfriend's lover treating you?
>>67562719
Bottom out is what your dad did to your uncle's cum after he fucked his ass.
I almost punched my gf in the face, I got sunflower seeds for the game and I noticed she wasn't spitting, so I asked her why she wasnt and she said she swallows the shell....
>>67558957
So both Sox teams just have a terminal case of butthurt.
Good to know.
>>67562772
Don't abuse your left hand like that.
>>67562756
>>67562757
Philthedelphia fans in charge of witty retorts.
>>67562721
How can you defend this?
>>67556886
I can't tell if that's Camden or US Cellular based on the amount of people in the stands.
>>67557847
It's more of a testament of how awful the AL is squander someone of Arrieta's talent.
Also the true baby league is the AL because you need a DH.
>>67562772
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>>67562824
>getting this bootyblasted over a single loss
>>67562824
Cincy teams in charge of winning games
>>67562824
Well at least we know the reds bullpen isn't the only thing in Cincinnati that's awful at saving it's own ass
>>67562824
>Reds fans in charge of having bantz worth a damn
>>67562755
Here's some 2015 facts for ya..
>led the league in RBIs, extra base hits, total bases
>3rd in HRs, doubles, slugging %
Explain to me how he's not a "proficient" hitter.
>>67562845
Coors field obviously inflates stats, I'm not arguing that. But the fact that so many people (like the guy I responded to above) use that to discredit anyone who does anything positive in a Rockies uniform is fucking retarded. I bet you guys think Trevor Story is solely a product of Coors too, right?
>>67562845
Wew lad
Dback infield is fucking elite
>>67562905
>>67562910
>>67562972
>>67562973
>hurr I know you are but what am I
Witty retorts. It is almost as if the Orsonposting is triggering these faggots.
Reminder that Philadelphia is such a shitty city that their police force tried to nuke it.
>>67563003
>But the fact that so many people (like the guy I responded to above) use that to discredit anyone who does anything positive in a Rockies uniform is fucking retarded.
No, we only use it to rightfully criticize overrated players like Arenado, Cargo, etc.
And no, I don't think Story is a coors babby but he's only played 30 games so who really knows.
Who /fridaynightfireworks/ here?
>>67563003
Because RBIs are mostly dependent on if there's runners on base and what base they're on
The rest can be explained because Coors Field
The + part in wRC+ is there for that reason
Fantasy stats are cool and all but there's advanced stats for a reason
But hey he's actually hitting the ball better this season so far with a 164 wRC+
>>67563134
Fuck you, I hope one goes astray and hits your mom in the mouth
Based Phillies do it again
Can we be stopped?
Gregorsons about to blow it
Watch the game guys
>>67563145
>cherry picking one stat
No stat tells the full story and advanced stats are no exception. If you truly believe Arenado is a bad hitter, it's not worth my time arguing. Literally everyone in baseball disagrees with you. Not to mention, he might be the GOAT defensive 3rd baseman.
>Bombston
>>67562804
More like Cubs "fans" wildly shiposting only when they win
I don't see them pipe up at all otherwise
thank you based lastros for beating the eternal 5th placers
>>67563423
That's because every time we lose we think it's the beginning of the end. Feels bad man.
Obligatory
>we
>>67563381
>you
>>67561283
Colorado native here. Fucking weed """"""""""culture"""""""""" is making my city really shitty. Other than that, love my state and love my team as long as I have lived. Even though the team is total dogshit, I'll never not be a fan.
>>67563423
How many fanbases shitpost when you lose? Serious question.
>SCORE 6 RUNS
>LOSE
THIS FUCKING PITCHING I FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>ETERNAL 4TH PLACERS MEME THEIR WAY TO ANOTHER WIN
FUCKING GO AWAY YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Severino to DL
Whos are literally destroying tendons
>>67563476
Tons, are you joking?
Must be summer
6 in a row bay bay
>>67563448
why don't the O's have a throwback night and wear one of the old bird caps?
comfy af
>>67563393
That one stat is basically every counting hit stat compiled into one and weighted for effectiveness, divided by plate appearances, and weighted for linear regression and park effects
It literally shits on any meme traditionalist stat you bring up in every conceivable way
I don't think Arenado is a bad hitter, he's not as good as was implied though. And like I said he's actually hitting the ball well so far when adjusted for park effects
>it's not worth my time arguing
Well, you didn't have much of an argument to begin with
>Literally everyone in baseball disagrees with you
Most baseball talking heads are utter retards. You are no exception
>defense
Not being discussed
:)
>>67563476
Look one inch below your post
>>67563482
>Not scoring at least 8 runs in your wins
You only have yourself to blame
>>67563488
s-sorry
>>67563393
No one said he was bad, he's just massively overrated. And there's more than 1 stat that can tell us that. His away wRC+ is below average, his away OPS+ is below average, his away babip is below average.
But hey he hits a lot of dingers so he must be good right?
>>67563488
kek
James Andrews on wankees speed dial
"eternal 4th placers" move up a game on the Eternal 5th placers.
>>67563482
>not having your cuckballer give you 8 shutout innings
feel sorry for you to be quite honest with you joe
>>67560510
Anything with pinstripes is based
>>67563476
>>67563482
There you go
>>67563470
Anyone who says weed culture is destroying your city, really?
Do you really see cliche pot heads running around MORE now that it's legal? No, it's been the unofficial weed capital since the 60's
Do you know how much the state took in taxes last year alone?
A BILLION dollars. That is going to public education, public works, brings down your taxes, etc.
It changes literally nothing besides some more tourism
>>67554839
10/10
>the 8th time we've lost this season scoring 3+ runs
>4 TIMES HAVING SCORED 5+
JUST
THIS
HAS GOT
TO STOP
>>67563569
And of all people it had to be the fucking Cuckler that falls apart today.
>>67563470
Fellow Denver native here. It isn't the weed "culture" that's destroying the city, it's all the fucking transplants flocking here from fucking California and Chicago.
>>67563608
East Coast transplant here, suck mah diiiiiick!
>>67563603
That's going to happen once in a while when your offense is out of control
Personally, I'd take the 6-1 run without being an autist, but then again it is you
>>67563603
>>67563482
>Sux sniff 1st place for a game or two
>Orioles get ahead again
>Sux win 5
>Orioles win 5
>Sux lose by 1
>Orioles win by 1
>>67563577
I won't argue about the tax revenue, that bit is certainly nice, but the number of people caught up in the shitty 420 meme is enraging.
Palau I hate having to walk by that fuckin dispensary every damn time I go to see a game.
>>67563603
Reminds me of the 2000 Astros. Almost 1000 runs that season but a team ERA of 5.42
>>67563652
LOSE A FUCKING GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67563647
rude
so we agree its
1) kershaw
2) sale
3) arrieta
right?
>>67563608
If you have a Native sticker I will slap the shit out of you
It's like that gay "Keep Austin Weird" shit
>>67563654
Do you get angry every time you walk by a liquor store too?
Control your autism dude, seriously
>>67563577
>>67563512
That's not shitposting, that's just them being faggots, like they normally are.
Because frogposters are just scum beyond shitposting now. Beyond what Newfags would use because of how mainstream it is. They are Neofags.
>>67563654
I walk by a dispensary every day walking to work and dont give a shit
stop being a whiny bitch
>>67563689
That is the definition of shitposting you dumbass
Sorry you got BTFO IMMEDIATELY after saying that but it's no one's fault but your own
>>67563689
Hey rude tbqh with you Joe.
>>67563662
We'd still be first if we lost a game, though
>>67554839
Interesting. It seems basically the exact same as baseball except they run the bases in a different pattern and each pitch is literally served up to be crushed, which is barely more difficult than hitting off of a tee.
>>67563706
So people just need to bitch that they lost the game to shitpost? Then Cubs fags shitpost by that logic with how they mangled Soler and Strop.
>>67563707
Go back to your inflation fetish frog faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKXWlMlQEwU
>Matt Bush pitching in the majors
what decade is it
>>67563687
I don't have a native sticker, but I do have the washer fluid nozzle on my rear windshield pointing backwards and you can bet your balls I spray that shit at anyone with a non-CO license plate.
>Alex Speier @alexspeier 2m2 minutes ago
>Barnes said no regrets about curveball to Springer, who'd swung/misses badly at one earlier in the AB. RHHs had been 1-8 w/3 Ks vs Barnes CB
>NO I DONT REGRET BLOWING THE GAME BY SERVING UP A MEATBALL OVER THE HEART OF THE PLATE WHICH WAS BLASTED FOR A 2 RUN HOMER
>I DON'T REGRET IT AT ALL
And this is why we have terrible pitching.
>>67563741
I hope you're kidding because that sounds insanely dangerous
I hope you cause your own fatal car accident, you need to chill out. The whole Native thing is ridiculous, how DARE an american citizen relocate to a different state!
>>67563758
Living with regret in baseball is a surefire way to ruin your career
If Pedro lived in regret after 2003, 2004 never would have happened
>>67563654
I walk by a dispensary to get to the local PC shop.
Funniest shit I ever saw at that shop was some high-as-fuck chick trying to buy one of every kind of flash memory card in the damn store. She had her cash out and everything, but the dude just told her he wouldn't sell her anything any more because they wouldn't take any more returns from her.
Fucking potheads are a constant source of entertainment as far as I'm concerned. Just keep them out of dangerous jobs, away from kids, and out of the driver's seat and I don't have a problem with them.
>>67563820
I highly doubt that person was high on weed. Probably crack or something.
Or the even more likely scenario: you're making bullshit up.
>>67563768
Ok, I don't just spray it at non-natives, but I do use it when someone decides to tail me for no reason. And probably 75% of the time they coincidentally have a non-CO license plate.
For the record, I do think it's pretty cool that Denver has been blowing up right now cause it is an awesome city. And every time I get a new job, they make me feel like celebrity for being the only Denverite. But still, at some point all these transplants get annoying as fuck, especially when it comes to sporting events.
You can only reply to this post if you have the worst manager in MLB.
Not so fast, every team not the Cardinals.
Pic related, the worst strategist in baseball unironically wearing Affliction in his 40's.
How many errors will ALELdys Diaz commit before he finally gets sent back down to AAA?
>>67563875
It's good for the economy, embrace it
The Denver/Boulder area is I THINK the fastest growing in the nation. It was Stamford, CT for a long time, could still be
>>67563820
>and out of the drivers seat
Fucking kek you literally know nothing
>>67563860
>y-you're lying!
Do people do that here? About the most trifling shit like this?
True story. Central Computers on Howard in SF.
You can only reply to this post if you have the best manager in MLB
Not so fast, every team not the Cubs
>>67563860
I dunno, if it was one of those Super Stoners, I could see that happening
The thing is it isn't the weed, it's the people making the conscious decision to only have their eyes half open all the time and speak like an imbecile. If weed actually did that to people 2/3 of the country would be acting like that at all times
You know, morons
>>67563892
at least he isnt a rampant alcoholic
Is anyone else watching this Dodger game and listening to Vin Scully talk about the Cardinals playing chess?
>>67563913
I hate the cusb but I love Joe
>>67563897
>Send down a qualifying guy with a wRC+ of 180 and a strikeout rate sub 10%
>>67563901
>>67563875
You sound like a faggot for shitting on all the new blood in your state, and autistic if you jury rigged your back windshield wiper fluid to spray backwards on cars. (Pretty sure a savvy driver will get your plate, then swerve a bit and then press charges.)
Either way, the amount of butthurt Colorado is causing to their neighbor state since they're sucking up all the tourism is worth it in of itself.
>>67563875
>all these transplants get annoying as fuck, especially when it comes to sporting events
Welcome to San Diego
>>67563897
That's Aledmys "E6" Diaz
>>67563901
You're right. I also went to college in a small town in Montana that is now one of the fastest growing in the country. Maybe it's just me, I must be a trend setter or something.
>>67563913
>memeingest by a whole damn lot
>best
reason #845239 people don't like you
>>67563913
He's just going to pull a Devil Rays on you guys
So close...
>>67563969
You mean Utah? Fuck those mormon bastards
Go ahead. I can take it.
MORE RISP!
MORE RISP!
Time to do it again!
>>67564008
>voting for the ASG in May
kys, casual
>>67564008
>may
>>67564024
This is my final vote. I saved it for you
>>67564008
>buster posey
>not david ross
NEW THREAD
>>67564043
>>67564043
>>67564043
>>67564008
>CORREA
XANDER IS HITTING LIKE .330
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED HIM TO DO
>>67564059
I did not change my original votes from a fucking month ago
>>67563969
>the amount of butthurt Colorado is causing to their neighbor state
Which neighbor state? Colorado's neighbors consist of old people, corn, mormons, and mexicans. Those states never had tourists to begin with. Colorado was a tourist destination well before weed was legalized.
>>67564008
>Miggy
No, Hosmer
>Correa
No, Xander
>Cruz
No, V-Mart
>Cain
No, JBJ
>Eaton
No, Saunders
>Trout
No, Reddick or Trumbo
>Perez
No, McCann
I don't give a shit about the babby league choices, they are going to lose anyway
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