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Just fuck my arena up sempai
>implying pizza and hockey don't go together
What's the problem, eh?
>>67552798
holy shit thats genius. All those other companies buying the naming rights but never though of this.
Little caesars is playing chess while y'all play checkers.
>>67554267
literally what
>>67554267
what?
>implying this isn't the true /hoc/ thread
>>67554840
I came here and wondered why it was so dead then I found the retard thread
>>67554855
>mods not pruning retardation
>only one actual /hoc/ thread
>no one is posting in it
>forgot how /sp/ works
>>67555213
/sp/ is dead this is neo /sp/ where we can't have fun
>>67555391
We CAN have fun if you should JUST FOLLOW THE RULES
Great thread.
Owner of little Caesars owns the red wings and tigers.
What a based man
>>67559718
So he owns three shitty things? Nice job.
>>67559538
Did every one got banned?
Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>67565211
>did everyone get b&?
Nope, just professional sporting teams from Dallas.
WHAT HAVE WE HERE
When a superior American team wins dac Up this year, will this make them worthy of getting a fancy new arena?
Serious answers only plz
>we're ready to expand
Good one, Bettman
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID JANNY FUCKING CUNT WE WERE DOING JUST FINE IN THAT OTHER THREAD
this thread was made forever ago we forgot about it faggot
stupid janitor
why are there multiple videogame threads on spuh but we can't have 2 /hoc/s?
Sam Carchidi Verified account
@BroadStBull
Flyers' Medvedev charged w driving under influence, possession of controlled substance & use or possess. of drug paraphernalia. 6/15 hearing
Fucking russians
Fist game of Filppula vs Crosby:
Filppula 0+2 +1
Crosby 0+1 -1
i will be updating this.
>>67567944
>There are several ways to obtain permission to enter Canada despite having a DUI or DWI on your record. Most commonly, you will file for a Temporary Resident Permit (TRP), or file for Rehabilitation. The TRP allows you into Canada for a specific trip. Being deemed “Rehabilitated” removes the issue completely so long as you do not commit another offense.
should be fun going on the road this year!
>>67567699
sometimes they catch it and sometimes they don't
What hockey team is he a fan of?
>>67567988
no I'm talking about the divegrass videogame generals that are allowed to be here when there is a fucking board for videogame generals. there are 2 fucking videogame generals on this board.
fucking faggot ass generals
>>67568019
>vidya generals
I don't even know what you're on about. I saw the Madden thread but that's legit an NFL discussion about the cover. Mayhaps thou art simply mad?
>>67568009
nashville
>>67568040
holy shit you dumb nigger read the post. if you are too stupid to understand it then stop posting yourself
Where were you when Laine confirmed his status as a fucking bust on May 14th 2016?
>>67568346
watching pate destroy frogs
>>67568346
>you
>>67568019
Honestly thou /trb/ is more /sp/ than it will ever be /v/ or /vg/.
I don't even post there but browsing those threads make the game seem autistically interesting enough for me to want to try out.
>>67568957
football manager is one of the least autist games, tons of normal people play them.
>>67568957
them and the fifa fags need to leave. fucking divegrass cunts need to leave too
>>67567944
>drug paraphernalia
What do you guys think it was? Needle? Crack or meth pipe?
He never seemed to be able to crack the lineup despite the blueline being one of the worst in the league and he made really bad decisions on the ice at times. I'm going with meth.
>>67569177
Krokodil
>>67569177
a rock of cannabis
>>67569177
Jenkem.
Fist game of Filppula vs Crosby matchup:
Filppula 0+2 +1
Crosby 0+1 -1
i will be updating this.
>>67568009
Anaheim
finland
>>67570764
good post
>>67571040
>>67570764
Turpa kiini
>>67570764
>>67571040
excellent work finland
I wonder what the results will be for Bishop.
>4/6 cups since 1995
>25 year old playoff streak
>last team to repeat '97-'98
>last team to almost repeat '08-'09 (game 7 L)
>falling apart since 2012
>losing in first round all the time now
>paying players that don't play anymore
>former assistant gm and captain have built successful teams in Dallas and Tampa
>historic arena replaced by Pizza! Pizza! Dome
hang in there wongs fans
>no hokkie tonight
Well, the shit nutrition of publix claimed two more victims last night. When will it be banned?
Who is the biggest cunt in the league now after this fag has quit?
>>67572345
Probably Marchand
>>67572345
Pulju
Post hockey related shit that triggers autists
>doubting the bird
Kinda dumb question, but how did Tampa get Gudlevskis on the bench last night? He was shown during the second period. Was he just chilling in Tampa or something?
Degenerate man-bun though.
>>67573057
is that turkey and ham?
disgusting
don't mix two meats
>yfwswtc
>>67573057
I'm pretty sure they usually have a spare goaler in the press box
>>67568957
It is actually really fun, but you will waste hundreds of hours on it. I recommend just stay away.
I managed to get out of it with only 400 hours but some people in those threads have thousands upon thousands of hours played.
>>67573074
>swedish culinary """""""""knowledge"""""""""
that looks like straight ham and cheese, probably provalone. having trouble identifying your pork based product, achmed?
>>67573074
Where the fuck do you get turkey from in that photo?
>>67573057
What did he mean by this? Are Latvians professional memers as well?
>>67573189
He got a tan.
>>67573173
the white stuff underneath the ham
Callahan isn't eating suspended. Pongs btfo
>>67573267
The cheese?
>Mad
>at a fucking pizza
>>67573287
B A S E D
hit was clean as fuck tbqh
>>67573332
This image is glorious
>>67573335
He saw him coming, turned away and stopped before the boards. Lets go made it so much worse than it would have been.
>>67573288
looks like turkey to me
>>67573402
literally retarded
>tfw >our year
>>67573489
>implying
The Lightning are a team on a mission this year nothing will stop them
>>67573489
Tampa is turning into some sort of storybook meme dream team. These niggas just won't be stopped.
>Blues
>Sharks
Who wins? They look really similar to me.
I noticed they were playing CKY during the game last night. Is Pittsburgh a meme city?
>>67573533
>>67573550
>leastern conference
When will you idiots learn?
A town 20 mins from Tampa Bay is rooting for the Pens lelmao
http://boltsbythebay.com/2016/05/13/tampa-bay-lightning-fans-angry-bradenton-support-penguins/
>>67573741
Our similarities are why the Sharks make me as nervous as the Blackhawks. If we are off our game, they WILL capitalize on it. We'll do the same, though. This is goinf to be damn good series.
>>67574184
>http://boltsbythebay.com/2016/05/13/tampa-bay-lightning-fans-angry-bradenton-support-penguins/
Not just "rooting for" the pongs, literally paying for their fucking "rally" towels. Fuck them
>>67573741
Coin flip it, it's going to be who the hotter goalie is
>>67574184
Bradenton is a shithole full of meth heads I am not surprised
>>67574173
>both teams in the West are perennial chokers
This is the East's year
>>67574300
Guess it's time to break out my old Blues memes
Hitchcock beat the belief out of me the past few seasons. Has he just ditched his old method of coaching and style?
>>67574425
If the east loses to shorks or bloose they are confirmed for shit tier, memes aside that'll be fucking embarassing
>>67574593
New /iihf/
2 games coming up
how have no russian nhlers been caught in this massive doping scandal?
>>67574642
yet
>>67574642
Never really hear much about NHL players getting tested in general.
How can white men even compete?
>>67574874
Are you that retarded bong who said Saku Koivu wasn't a 1C
>stors
>rags
>shittsburg
>>67575206
Saku was a 1C on that Canadiens team, but he was not a 1C on a contender.
It's generally accepted by the fanbase that Galchenyuk is the first true 1C this team has had in over 20 years.
>>67574184
>not understanding the entire Tampa Bay area are transients that are colossal faggot bandwagon that don't understand that they are systematically killing the franchises by refusing to root for them
>the actual local fans take shit from these people and the National media for not supporting their team
You don't understand our struggle
>>67574866
which is kinda weird with all these blood clots occuring. either we are living through a freak 1 in a million even, or there is a fair bit of doping going on
Fist game of Filppula vs Crosby matchup:
Filppula 0+2 +1
Crosby 0+1 -1
i will be updating this.
>>67575500
kek, galchenyuk will never be even close to prime saku
>>67575671
We banned wearing opposing-team gear in literally THE FIRST ROW and the whole fucking country shit themselves. And we still had fuckers pull this shit <<
>>67575500
Chucky being a 1C is still up for debate.
>>67575806
2 eyes > 1 eye
>>67575836
honestly that banning opposing team gear just screamed insecurity. i mean why even bother? pretty pathetic desu
>>67575879
fuck it I guess we should just not even bother having an arena and play every game on the road because why even bother?
>>67575836
That's what you get for banning stuff you outrageous fucking faggot. I'd be disgraced if my team did something as pathetic as this. Go fucking kill yourself you bitch tier piece of shit.
>>67575806
Galchenyuk is already a 30-goal scorer in this league and way more of an offensive powerhouse than Saku ever was. Saku might have been better defensively, but that will come with experience for Galchenyuk, who is only 22.
Saku's numbers and size are comparable to Tomas Plekanec's, who is currently the team's second line center.
>>67575918
>>not understanding the entire Tampa Bay area are transients that are colossal faggot bandwagon that don't understand that they are systematically killing the franchises by refusing to root for them
Hockey in Florida was a mistake
You guys love Football and Baseball though right?
>>67575981
You obviously never even watched him play. You're relying on stats for info. PRIME Saku was easily a top-10 center in the league
>>67575918
>i-if we can't ban other teams fans from wearing their teams gear, unlike literally every other arena on the planet, i'll kill myself!
t. you
>>67576069
I grew up watching prime Saku. Literally no one except Finns think this.
>>67576069
maaaaybe in 2002-03, and that year alone. honestly hard to tell when his prime was since he was getting injured so frequently
>>67576227
Chucky will never have statline even close to this:
Regular season: 1,124GP, 255G, 577A, 832PTS, +10, 809PIM, 79PPG, 11SHG, 46GWG
Playoffs: 80 GP, 18G, 41A, 59PTS, +2, 62PIM, 7PPG, 1GWG
how does that make your feel?
>Florida
>still mad at clothing
kek
>>67576303
There's not even an argument here, you're comparing a retired player to a fucking 22 year-old.
>>67576034
Tampa is more of a hockey city than baseball or football. Not a joke or exaggeration. The Rays should be relocated and the bucs are constant disappointments. Hopefully jammie will renew interest
>>67576830
I went back to Tampa for the first time in four or five years and it's crazy how much Lightning stuff there is now. Banners at the mall, placards at restaurants, stickers on everyone's cars.
>>67576971
I've started to look for sports stuff on cars now and it's all lighting and occasionally a Rays sticker. I hardly ever see bucs stuff besides those new sexy black license plates
>>67576034
they have terrible baseball attendance for all their teams too until, you guessed it, the playoffs
>>67577173
Have the Rays made the playoffs in the last few years? I'm pretty sure the attendance was shitty then too
>>67577205
Monkey and doggie :3
>>67577209
all I remember is the rays always have one of the worst attendances that only miami can consistently be worse than them but when they were in the world series a few years back people would keep trying to make a big deal about how good the fans were for the playoffs because they gave out cow bells to the fuckers and they play indoors so it seemed loud
Can't wait for the Ducks to win the cup next year
>>67577264
The Trop blows and it's in a terrible spot. So they doesn't help
>>67577296
everything in florida is in a terrible location. everywhere you want to go requires you to go through dozens of traffic lights and there is only one way to ever get there so the road is always congested as fuck. plus everyone drives slow. I ride a bicycle everywhere less than 10 miles away and I get there faster
its a state of strip malls and mini highways but the weather is nice in the winter so it evens out.
dfw no hokkei
Any news on bishop?
>no game tonight
>>67577418
BREAKING NEWS
he pooped his pants in the hospital
Have the Las Vegas Black Nights been confirmed yet? I've been waiting for a friggin year here.
>>67577507
It was all a dream
>Bishop is day to day
man considering the injury seems to not be that bad he sure did act like a little bitch last night
https://twitter.com/TBTimes_JSmith/status/731543303963971585
>>67577601
Reminder Carey Price was listed as day to day back in December
>>67577601
>babby's first playoff series
He's likely out for the rest against Pittsburgh. Unless it's something requiring surgery, players are almost always listed day to day during the ploffs.
>>67577647
every injury gets listed day to day in the playoffs
>>67577507
Disgust is cute!
>>67577672
It's tactical, but yea. They wouldn't IR him unless there was zero medical chance of him returning this playoffs.
>>67577672
pretty much, it's the playoffs. hell, letang is playing through a concussion
>no games tonight
wtf am I supposed to do
>>67577891
drink, watch a movie, shitpost
>get ready for the offseason
>>67577937
>rags
>>67577891
/iihf/ >>67574583
guys I want to ejaculate into and/or onto women, is this normal
?
>>67577958
no you should seek help immediately
>>67577937
>a fucking bubble
real men play pic related
>tfw beat my fennoswede friend 7 times out 10 in middleschool
>>67577950
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
asshole
I'm really fucking sick of this two days between games bullshit.
>>67577984
don't be so handicapped and find another stream then
>>67577984
>what is a vpn
Jesus you're stupid
Let puck in net bring great shame on motherland comrades
>>67578034
can't shitpost from a vpn, retard
>>67577982
>tfw the guy that goes behind the net always breaks
>>67578145
>turn on vpn
>load youtube stream
>turn off vpn
wow that was hard
>>67578145
>being this technologically challenged
step 1. stop shitposting
step 2. turn vpn on
step 2.5. eat a burger for energy
step 3. start (You)tube stream
step 3.5. shit out burger you just ate
step 4. turn vpn off
step 5. start shitposting
>>67573074
>ham
Just because Allah forbids it, its no reason to make yourself look like an Australian-Canadian half breed.
>>67577937
Anyone have a bubble hockey table? If you stream a game or few I'd watch.
>>67575500
>It's generally accepted by the fanbase that Galchenyuk is the first true 1C this team has had in over 20 years.
>>67573074
>mad
>at cheese
Sweden is truly the worst poster on this board.
what are some dumb song lyrics that i can post on /r/showerthoughts for karma?
>>67578231
I have an air hockey table and no friends
>Ingen John Klingberg i VM
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
What's in the box?
>>67578419
Play by yourself, I'll watch.
>tfw air hockey table but no friends
Scrubbing 10 year olds at the local arcade isn't very fun. They don't even use a proper grip and they're fucking cheaters.
>>67578605
too depressing. I'm gonna walk to the grocery store instead
mad at a sandwich?!?!?!
>>67577601
mri and xrays were all negative. could be a high ankle sprain, hyperextended knee or a dislocated knee cap. they aren't saying what it is, just a "lower body injury"
he'll definitely be gone for the rest of this series. fingers crossed tho
>>67579056
gotta think if he dislocated his kneecap the x-ray would not come back negative
>>67579146
maybe they popped it back in before the xrays and didn't report it at all
idk just speculating
>>67579436
Can they stop with the cringey shit on twitter
>>67579378
i dont think thats how kneecaps work
Daily reminder that Penguins """"""fans""" are literallly reddit bandwagon faggots. All those Kessel """""memes""" posted here? Straight from /r/hockey.
>>67579611
>mad
>at bill
>>67579611
You are so mad
Not a meme poll, please vote
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Not a meme poll, please vote
>>67577982
>those one timers from the winger to the center
>>67579751
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10202738
certifiably a meme poll
hey guys just got back from the grocery store let's drink
>>67579916
whatcha drinking lad?
>>67579962
its warm out so I'm thinking gin and tonic
>>67579998
Solid choice 2bh
>>67577988
>not wanting more rest time for Stammer and Stralman
What in blue blazes
>>67580036
I just went wild buying random shit at the store so I gotta find that cozy spot where I'm drunk enough to come up with something to cook but not too drunk where it turns out shit. plus I just got my knives sharpened so I can't get hammered and cut off a finger
Going to Publix, what should I pick up? Not grabbing a sandwich, thinking of the Fried Chicken box, but I want one of their salads. Don't know if I want their Tuna or Potato salads. And which style?
>flyover cucks and caliniggers will unironically get mad
>>67576830
I think Jameis already has to some degree. I know a lot of Noles that went on facebook like "Gee, I GUESS I'll have to start going to Bucs games now"
Bucs are gaining a few shit fans at a time drafting these Noles desu
>>67580112
So you'll be grilling burgers.
>>67577982
My junior high in nutshell. 2vs2 on every break we got. Also did 1vs1 championships, often against teachers.
Back when I didn't think about killing myself all the time. Those were the days.
>>67580149
oh fuck you just reminded me i got half of my jerk turkey sub left
>>67580149
Did not know Publix would send a sub to Joisee
>>67576830
tampa loves the bolts but it's still a bucs city
>>67580156
I thought about getting ground beef but went with chicken and ham instead. got a bunch of peppers and shit will probably do some curry
>>67580237
post pics since we have no game to watch tonight
>>67580218
I'm an Atlanta nigger desu. Literally only come here for sandwich discussion.
I love reddit
>>67580276
I do sometimes post them here anyway when I'm drunk cooking since it's usually not worth it for a /ck/ cook along
>>67580149
>others will get mad about my sandwich
Literally why should we care
>>67580383
pretty sure i saw this pic in a /ck/ thread, or it might have been here, I don't even know anymore
>>67580428
it was here lel
I'm so hungry
>nhl playoffs
>one day without a game
>we immediately resort to offseason comfy /hoc/
nice
I need hockey pls. Can someone stream NHL or something? I will accept air hockey.
watching locked up abroad but it takes place in Washington state
Holy fuck this no hockey night is a shitty thing. Im getting shacky, /hoc/ help i need my playoff fix asap
Wait so there's no game tonight?
Dust off ye olde ps3/360 and play some nhl, dudes.
>>67579466
The blues have always made the cringeiest shit, it's tradition and I stand by it
what car do you DRIIIIVE
>>67580763
fullmatch (nospace) tv.com/nhl
go here and someone pick a game for us to rewatch. pick an elimination game maybe?
>>67580713
that's what i'm doing
i'm playing be a pro, was drafted 2nd overall and played in buffalo for six years, then i signed with tampa at the end of the year because i accidentally clicked the wrong button and it autosaved
i'm centering a line with Palat and Kucherov and we're absolutely destroying this year, but it ain't shit compared to my Buffalo line of Cory Conacher and Chris Stewart (they were both like 94 overall, probably because they got their stats up from passing to me for goals), which is strange because they're both kinda shit IRL
i love the NHL games man, so much fun
>>67580561
You should watch replays of >your team's best games from the regular season, or highlights of >your team from previous postseasons
>>67580763
>>67580826
didn't mean to quote
>>67580803
1998 Lexus LS400
It's fucking awesome 2bh
>>67579751
>http://www.strawpoll.meme/10202738
>>67580682
no blues sharks starts tomorrow
I just realized that the Wild haven't really drafted anybody of note besides for Marian Gaborik who was wasted under Lemaire.
The only draftees on their current team of note are Koivu (who's peak was a one year 60 point season), Jason Zucker, and Jonas Brodin. All other draft picks have busted or were traded away.
Everyone else on the team came from trade or free agency.
Is this normal for many NHL teams or are most teams built from draft picks?
>>67579611
t. reddihawks fan
>>67580955
granlund, leddy, clutterbuck, brent burns. lel they drafted boogaard
>>67581033
Granlund is dogshit.
He just performs well for the Finnish teams.
He's shit with the point totals of a 4th liner except without the grittiness or toughness
>>67580955
really depends on a lot of things(is team rebuilding/contending, can they attract UFAs, etc), but i'd say most teams are built from the draft and at least their major pieces are.
>>67581136
I wasn't really disagreeing with you. I read over all of their draft picks and those were the only ones of note that you didn't mention.
to answer your question no its not normal for teams that win to do that, which is why they're not winning. free agents are more expensive so you tend to lack depth. its the longstanding laffs and rags strategy
>>67579611
this post is true, but the >reddithawks fans are still an embarassment to hockey
I haven't shaved since Tuesday and my face feels so dirty. I don't know how you guys do it
>>67580955
when you look at the key players from every sc winner, their key players are always drafted
>>67581381
reddithockey is just embarassing. all they want to do is hold hands and congratulate each other on existing. bants not allowed, only singing hockey kumbaya
>>67581486
That's precisely what reddit is. A massive circle jerk where real opinions don't exist.
>>67581136
grandlund's style fits the bigger ice much better
I still think he could be better with the right coach, but he's only a 2nd line center at best
>>67581467
You get used to it
also make sure you shampoo it
>>67581593
>shampoo
This so much, if I don't wash it with something like selsun blue the skin under goatee gets dry and it causes nasty amounts of dandruff
>tfw 25 and can't grow a real beard
fuck these genes
>>67581739
>goatee
Why do you even bother bathing?
What are the chances Bishop plays again? I feel like Cooper is just playing it close to the chest in an effort to get in the Penguins' heads.
im so fucking bored
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
>>67582299
new york rangers are in a pretty shit spot. a core that can't get it done, a LOT of bad contracts (staal, girardi, lundpads, nash), and they traded away a ton of picks and prospects. they might be worse.
averagebear90Penguins • 2d, 4h
Anyone who says the "real" ECF was the Pens vs. Caps is out of their mind. I watched the majority of your games this postseason and you guys scare the hell out of me. I honestly have no idea how some of these match-ups are going to work, but I'm excited to see how it all unfolds on the ice.
I grew up in Florida so you guys are my solid #2 team, if the Bolts win the series I'll be riding a Lightning bandwagon flair the rest of the way (although I hope it doesn't come to that). Here's hoping for a clean series and some good hockey, the Cup needs to come back to the East.
I really like the Preds, they are a fun team to watch. Y'all will be dangerous next season and hopefully we'll meet at the end of the road. Also you have some of the best jerseys in the NHL, Go Sunbelt teams!
>>67567944
he was likely on his way out anyway
>>67582342
Girardi can be moved after next season. Staal can be moved in 2018. Nash contract runs until 2018.
That's about $19 million in cap space for the next two seasons.
>>67582420
>That's about $19 million in cap space after 2018
>playing be a pro
>shorks bloos wcf
Woah
>>67582420
who would take girardi and staal? they are both terrible players and signed for years. either way their prospect pool is rock bottom tier, and they don't have a 1st, 2nd, or 4th round pick this year.
Who can stop us /hoc/?
fucking potato, relegating good old Kazakh boys Dawes and Boyd. How will they face their countrymen now?
So, where id the hockey?
>>67582544
>lightning bolts
Has any team in the NHL had to deal with as many blatant hits to the head going unpunished as the Pittsburgh Penguins since 2008?
(Hint, it's a rhetorical question. The answer is no. It's not even close.)
>>67582603
Half of them are on Letang putting himself in awful position. There is a reason that retard has two dozen concussions.
>>67582544
>i know, let's hire meme management and coaching, and jettison talent without replacing it! what could possibly go wrong?
the avs will handily stop themselves.
>>67582619
i'm not even a pens fan and that guy is so frustrating to watch. easily has the talent to be a top-5 defenseman in the league but makes SO MANY retarded decisions. honestly among the most stupid players in the league.
>>67582520
>who would take girardi and staal?
staal is decent, though. He's getting alot of hate purely because of his contract
>>67582544
>don't keep Stastsny
>immediately go to shit
Avs are dumb as fuck tbqh
>>67582544
Wild also fits this criteria.
Who /WHEATS/ here?
>>67582734
Poor T Birds
>>67582718
No, the Wild just don't end in an S.
Wild could mean hundreds of things, it's not a phenomenon if it's basically a bear.
The weed and publix connection does not accept pedos.
>>67582752
wheats are GOAT
Can I have a few (You)?
I'm kinda sick with the Flu
>67582845
Don't forget to tip your doctor
@67582845
hope you feel better
@67582845
I hope it's terminal AIDS
>>67582845
Feeling a bit feverish too, but didn't have temperature when I checked.
>>67582845
here man, feel better
what do you faggots talk about during the off season?
>>67582845
I'll give you a (You) if you check out my 2
>>67582948
fucking your mother
>>67582643
I am a pens fan and that has been our story forever. letang's dumb turnovers and malkin's dumb penalties. they each did one last game and each lead to a goal.
as far as letang's hits to the head goes, he's had the troubles with concussions so anytime he's close to maybe having one he goes straight to the locker room and 9 times out of 10 returns in a few minutes but you can't really blame him with his stroke and stuff. He does milk it going down to the ice though but with how often it happens to him I don't blame him too much
>>67582948
Your mom, mostly
>>67582948
I talk about how much I like Little Caesars hot and ready pizza!
>tfw little caesars arena
Feels bad manj, being a detroit sports fan is pure suffering now
>>67582948
clip art animals mostly
I'm so bored i logged into reddit
>>67554142
>nigger tier pizza for a nigger tier city with a nigger tier fanbase of a nigger tier team
all is right in the universe
>>67577945
>rags
>tfw slowly getting to the one game every other day point
Just came back from my lakeside summer cottage. Had a nice sauna and swim. Slept like a baby(babies sleep terribly irl, why is that a saying), as always when I'm there. How do you live without that stuff /hoc/?
>>67582922
Ok i see that finnish delusion is taking a turn for the worse. i guess i should expect this since you're a very lonley finn on a saturday night which means crippling depression and questionable amount of alcohol consumed to generate happy thoughts which you then try to delude yourself are real but they're not then you contemplate suicide but the fact that we are here chatting with you is the only thing (and your mom) from keeping you from committing sudoko and also you're hungry so you run to your local kkk-store to buy energy drinks and beer sauseges and then you come back to shitpost some more.
>>67583557
I have all of these things except a sauna. I suppose I should build one one of these days.
>>67583558
Nice pasta, my leaf friend
>>67583557
Haven't been able to get up to my cabin yet this summer. Gonna do some walleye fishing and just general laying about. From Minnesota btw.
>>67583594
Fresh from yli
>>67583557
that sounds nice finlan
i like cabins
>>67583557
Looks comfy, reminds me of my cottage
>>67583621
>cottage reminds you of a cottage
REALLY
>>67583557
>How do you live without that stuff /hoc/?
I had a banya yesterday with jumping into the cold lake too.
>>67583647
Yeah, except mine's a lot bigger, you autist
>>67583728
what shitty photoshop
that's it. I'm #cruzmissile now
>>67583728
>needing football players to beat the isles
what would they even do
>>67583728
charge your phone
>>67583728
tyler johnson is so short
>>67583728
Jesus that looks awful.
>>67583783
kek
>>67583728
>Tyler Johnson
I thought you had to be 18 to play in the NHL?
Who has that tampa meme with them saying GG EASY
hook me up
>>67583728
>forgetting the Rays
But the Rays are better than the Bucs, and do more work and memeing with the Bolts like when they had Boucher pitch and Bishop and Stammer take batting practice
>>67583728
>pintrest
what does your vagina smell like
>>67582948
Clip art
>>67584210
Salty milk and coins 2bh
>>67584501
It literally says Team Tampa Bay.
>>67584474
brings back memories
>>67584578
it also doesn't congratulate the bucs for being the worst team ever
>>67584578
Isnt that autist in.prison?
>>67584655
why do people keep making this post pretending that they don't know?
>>67583728
>siege the day
>>67584698
sorry for not keeping up to the minute tabs on random autistic tripfags from a botswanian yachting board
>>67584741
>up to the minute
well he went to jail a year ago and it was for 5 years. just shut the fuck up for the next 4 years ok it's really not difficult
>>67584578
>164 game season
close
>Little Caesars Arena was designed by HOK, and features a unique "deconstructed" layout. Buildings housing retail outlets, the arena's box office, and the offices of the Red Wings will be built outside the arena, but a glass roof will be erected between the buildings and the arena itself. The roof will form an indoor "street" that will serve as the arena's concourse.[10] The concourse will remain open year-round, even if an event is not occurring inside the arena, allowing it to also be used as a venue of its own.[10] There will also be an outdoor plaza with a large video display.[12]
Actually, this IS genius....because it's Detroit, so creating an indoor safe neighborhood in downtown where white hockey fans can go any night of the year and not have to worry about getting mugged (I imagine their cars will be parked safely nearby too) makes for a development that will make money.
>>67580231
>bucs city
>you could buy season tix for the price of 1 playoff game
>>67584901
Yea ignore him the bucs are the least popular team in tampa. If Winston starts performing well maybe the interest will pick back up. He looks promising. For now it's a bolt city
>>67584798
They'll play a tie-breaker Game 163 and then lose in the WC.
I know, I know
>Rays
>Playoffs
>tfw played a full 18 of golf today and Im sore
I need more exercise lads
>>67583558
ok i see that canuck delusion is taking a turn for the worse. i guess i should expect this since you're a very lonley team on a playoff night which means crippling depression and questionable amount of golf consumed to generate happy playoff series which you then try to delude yourself are real but they're not then you contemplate suicide but the fact that we are here chatting with you is the only thing (and your new coach) from keeping you from committing sudoko and also you're cup hungry so you run to your local nhl draft to draft some first rounders and bust them and then you come back to miss the playoffs some more.
>>67585309
Played hockey and golf today lad
YGSIU
Howd you shoot?
>>67585355
2nd time on a course so not too great. My friend and I were just doing it for fun. My putting was great but I need to work on my long game. I'm going to try to get on a course 1 time a week this summer and at least a day at the driving range. Golf is fun
hey /hoc/ does anyone have a stream for ufc since no hokkei
hey is it too late for
>rags
?
>>67585468
sounds boring I don't even want to go through all my streaming sites
Since there's no hockey tonight we should do another /hoc/ watches a movie
>>67585582
It's never too late for
>rags
>>67585608
what's gonna be on
>>67585674
Not sure 2bh.
>>67585608
>>67585674
>>67585737
someone should stream Drive. it's literally /hoc/: the movie
>>67585764
That movie hurts my /o/
>>67585582
Never too late.
>>67585608
There was a /hoc/ watches a movie?
>>67585764
I'd watch it if someone does
batmin begins will be on ifc at 8pm EST
>>67585883
I meant started.
hangover part 3 is on tnt at 10
Hoc is for......?
Remember EA NHL 16 playoff simulation? It almost became true. Sharks can still clinch SCF t b h .
>>67586040
MEME
would you guys be interested if I did a drunk cook along where I took suggestions? I only want to do it if it'll be active
>>67586256
depending on what ingredients you have on hand
>>67586256
Are you going to make a live stream? Of just post picture updates. Either way I'm interested
>>67586308
pics
>>67586306
chicken n shit
Bolts will sweep the Penguins
>>67586256
get on with it
>>67586493
ok but first I just got a new android phone and clover doesn't appear on the store anymore. anybody know an android app where I can post on 4chan to make it a bit easier?
>>67586468
I want this to be the Boston ECF all over again, but I don't want to get my hopes up too much.
>muh stacked Pens team
Just out of curiosity,why are you angry?
>>67586575
i don't use any kind of app to post with my android
>>67586710
Jesus Christ look at those fat fingers.
>>67586797
>Americans
>>67586748
ok I'll get it started. I just don't post with phone much and clover is the only one that makes it feel normal. I only use phone for cook alongs
I'm gettin started
Step 1 is put on your cooking music and I went with birdy. Suggestions for new music is welcome
If you into /ck/ you may recognize my kitchen
>>67587078
make sure you include a statement like "dustin brown is a quality hockey player" at the end of your posts
>>67587078
Step 2 is show all your new ingredients and what you're dunking. I have just about all the staple sauces spices n marinades plus this
Dustin brown is the worst hockey player I've ever seen
>>67587237
Duthin btfo
>>67587078
I like alt-j too
Cut the chicken with your knife just like you would do to Dutton brown the hockey player
>>67587479
What type of food do you think duthin likes
Switch to alt-j since your favorite birds song ended
Marinate the chicken in some curry just like fans of the sedin twins would
Phone posting sucks
>>67568042
take that back pekka
The Monsters/Griffins game was incredibly embarrassing. Cleveland scores a goal late in the first then drops 6 unanswered goals
any recommendations for my dish
>>67568009
West Virginia Pens fan
> rags fan here
let me tell you why im going to an herro
> Players off > rags old line are teaming up in tampon gay
> Trade the captain to tampon gay where hes now playing just as good if not better than when he was with the > rags
> Coulda traded nash for 3rd overall this year almost guaranteeing Puljujärvi
its over boys
see ya
>>67587651
Dunno if you already have them but if you like alt-j then you'd probably like milky chance and foster the people too.
Onions pepper not garlic. I keep fucking up because my knife is monogrammed and I forget to hide it
>>67587964
>rags
>>67588052
>mcdonald's salt packets
man what are you doing?
>>67588130
I'm a klepto I don't even know how old they are. I just fill my pockets with shit from the self serve stations
>>67588256
jesus fuck would you like me to do a burger cook along next week? yours look like absolute fucking shit
>tfw I think I just spit up a tonsil stone
Has anyone had one before? What do I do?
>>67588312
no faggot
>>67588256
You ruined that meat
Put on best album because you're about to turn on the heat
>>67587964
Don't do it. Become a lightning fan instead
>>67588373
>Asus
'sup Walmart
>>67588373
>Hollywood Undead
>>67588402
It's every song I've had since 2000 lel
Making rice now it's boring
>>67588528
If I still have ground beef I may make a frisco melt Steak 'n Shake style for you guys later. I was a cook there in high school
>>67586293
It isn't even that good shopped, 1 correct team in the conference finals.
>>67588704
you don't like the hotelier? what would you prefer me to play
>>67588733
yes please I'm hammered I'm not doing anything special this is just fun join in
>>67588790
Something that isn't completely terrible, I guess. But then again you'd probably hate what I'd put on. It's all subjective and shit man, I dunno, I'm pretty drunk too.
>>67588861
give me a suggestion nigger I will play it
>>67588903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCJbCUm3EL4
I'm the only person left who still likes witch house
>>67588937
do you mean Antonio Salieri? I'm playing my faves from nhl '04 but after the next song I can throw him on
>>67588861
>>67588903
>>67588937
>>67588938
>>67589016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CBzd8KrKLo
>>67588373
that's a great fucking album
just saw them this week, their new shit slaps
>>67589115
holy shit I haven't even thought about that in like 15 years
>>67589134
did the trannies open up for them? they're coming near me this summer but a full band of trannies are on the ticket but I don't care I really want to go
>>67589196
What band are you referring to, GLOSS?
As far as I know, no one in Into It. Over It or Rozwell Kid is transgendered.
>>67588938
Didn'the like it pretty boring get
>>67589115
Lel
>>67589279
>that fucking wall
>>67589279
how bout this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jwm04DKh-Q
so what's going on with the chicken
Grind time
>>67589367
playin it puttin on the chicken
Sizzle sizzle
Flip
Thanks for watching. Sorry the presentation isn't good I cut the chicken too thin
>>67552798
HOT AND JUST CBJ go monsters
Are the Lightning a team of destiny? Nothing seems to stop them not even injuries to their best players.
holy shit watching highlights from an old lightning game their announcer sounds like he's dying when they score
>>67589952
If bloos or shorks don't win I'd much rather see the lightning than the penis
>>67589810
good one m8 thanks for the show looks great
>>67589274
the tranny band is called Loone. I'm really glad you liked their show I'm definitely going now
Just realized I forgot to add my chile peppers but the marinade is spicy so everything is ok
>>67589977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix-n8CkLM-c
Im assuming you mean dave mishkin the radio announcer. i actually enjoy listening to the games in the car because of this guy. the color commentator is phil esposito
>>67588338
smash between fingers and sniff
>>67590026
thank you. the curry marinade is just some jarred shit from trader joes I'm trying for the first time but it has a good spice to it so I just added my own flavor and it became a very good lazy meal
>>67589810
looks tasty
>>67590278
thank you it was
These World Cup of hockey commercials suck
>>67588000
sorry I just saw this and you are completely correct. any other recs?
>>67588733
where you at
>>67590732
Sorry m8 I don't have ground beef. I can make a quesadilla and show you guys instead if you'd like. I'll try to do the Frisco melt sometime soon. It's really simple
>>67590975
well what I did was easy and fun so I was just wondering about yours so I could watch one. I just love cook alongs because they bring up so much unrelated fun that the OP gets to dick around and everyone gets to put in requests and enjoy it.
theyre one of the things that remind me of how friendly this site use to be rather than so negative
>>67589952
Go disney bros
>marners stats in the minors this season
holy shit to be honest with you lads
These need to happen
>>67591090
Sorry to disappoint m8. Since we're bullshiting and I disappointed I'll still show you guys how I make my favorite late night snack. Make sure to buy as many meme ingredients as possible, such as publix cheese and bacon. I typically use publix 4 cheese Mexican mix but I'm out so sharp cheddar is going to be it tonight
>don't want the penguins to win
>don't want this retarded disney broship stuff to keep being posted
i'm at a loss /hoc/
>>67591307
One thing I've learned is try not to cook more chicken than you'll use. Also the bag lies when it says cook for 5 minutes. It takes much longer
>>67591307
I got the same brand of corn tortilla right now. however I have a bacon tip for you
>buy pack of real bacon, get some quality
>open pack completely
>wrap each piece individually in tin foil
>throw in freezer
this way you can cook the bacon yourself and store the fat and you can choose how many pieces you want a at a time. it'll last a long time
>>67591478
chicken is supposed to cook for 4-5 minutes on each side medium heat. no offense but I have one of those pans that you do and they are the worst pans in the world for everything but frying an egg. you also don't have any oil or fat in the pan what the fuck are you thinking
also i always cook more chicken than I use. look at my cook along the smaller pan is being saved for lunch tomorro
>>67591466
>implying tampa not winning will kill the broship
>>67591599
I oiled up the pan I just didn't show it. It's an ok pan for what it is. i already got din din planned tomorrow so I don't want to use any more chicken than this
While you cook the chicken set up your quesadilla. There is such a. Thing as too much cheese. Also be conservative with the tobasco sauce unless you have a taste for it. I don't recommend leaving it off though
>>67591706
what the fuck are you doing with those onions? Surely you're going to caramelize them?
>>67591706
you need to heat up the oil in the pan before you add anything else to it though. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
looks like a good late night quesadilla anyway
cut up the chicken and make sure to remove any weird looking pieces if you're autistic
>>67591995
>serrated knife for chicken
this has to be bait the image.jpg is just the icing on the cake
>>67592044
Nigga this is my late night neet quesadilla not /ck/. It's 12:30 am I'm just eating for the sake of eating
>>67592169
it's 9:30pm
>>67591706
>>67591995
is that cheddar? please tell me you're not using cheddar.
>>67592204
>living on the meme coast
>>67592169
does your real knife disappear or are you just this shit?
>>67592243
Nigga the bag in the first pic says sharp cheddar. You retardo?
>>67592243
I'm out of the cheese I normally use. I've never actually made it this way so let's see how it turns out. Looks and smells tasty. And I didn't even have to spend any GBP to get it
>>67592358
>>67592169
>racism
>tfw only two beers left
>>67592243
idk what ur talking about m8 this is pretty good
>>67592463
no wonder everyone in florida loves grocery store good, nobody knows how to cook there
>>67592449
Christ, Britain, don't you have some salats to do or something?
Would the ducks actually hire Yeo? Isnt this also a guaranteed 1st round exit?
>playing chel as stl
>scf vs buffalo
>game one, they go up 3-0 in the first
>score 5 unanswered
>it was 3-0
>>67591307
>>67591706
>>67591995
>Cheddar cheese (on mexican food, ever)
>Raw, uncooked onions
>Cheap processed "bacon" bits
>Shitty grocery store tortillas
>Tabasco, a hot sauce only fit for breakfast foods from greasy truck stop diners
This is just a mish mash of low quality and incorrect ingredients. I don't care how lazy or poor you are, this is a sad display of culinary ignorance. You can buy a bag of shredded pepper jack or normal mont. jack cheese. Cheddar is for burgers you stupid fucking nigger. Bacon takes 10, maybe 15 minutes to cook. It doesn't belong in a quesadilla but you're probably too stoned or stupid to care. Onions. Raw. Dude, you could've dropped them into the pan before you started sizzling the chicken. You give your low rent frozen chicken some nice flavor that way. Did you even season the chicken at all? Salt? Pepper? Who the fuck eats raw onions in a quesadilla? You realize they won't cook properly if you drop them cold into the tortilla and leave them at medium heat, yeah? I guess I can't blame you for getting the lowest quality of tortillas or covering your disaster of a meal in redneck pepper water seeing as how you clearly have no fucking idea what you're doing.
>>67592435
Seeing the finished product now. I give this a D and I think that's being generous.
>Cheap tortilla chips, no salsa or dip
>Cheese is not oozing out (you do realize what the "ques" in "quesadilla" means don't you?)
>Chicken looks unflavored, stale
>>67592664
>i stated earlier i dont have the cheese i normally use
>bacon doesnt belong in a quesadilla
>fucking what
>i prefer crunchy raw onion taste
>the chicken was already flavored
>i said earlier i dont use too much cheese because it doesnt taste good
>i dont have salsa
>in the first bag you can see the chicken is in a sealed bag
>>67592727
its awful
>>67592745
doesnt taste awful
>>67592531
Of course, why else would I be awake at this un-allah-ly hour
>>67592759
is that u flim flam
>/hoc/ completely dead with 1 day of no hockey
its going to be a long off season isnt it?
>>67592664
>mad about mexican sandwiches
>>67592785
No, I'm just here for the memes
>>67592812
get ready lad
>>67592845
i dont see how we can ever live up to last off-season
>>67592813
good post
>>67592888
sadly, we can't
>trips confirm
Heres a meme for you guys: what is this lion saying?
>>67592727
What cheese do you normally use? Bacon does NOT belong in a quesadilla. Were you raised in a trailer park meth lab? Raw onion is terrible in anything except pico de gallo or a homemade salsa. If you were making corn tortilla tacos with carnitas I'd understand but you're eating a tortilla (hot) with cheese (melted) and chicken (also hot). It's completely fucking stupid. Right a lot of cheddar cheese doesn't taste good in a tortilla because it isn't a grilled cheese sandwich. If you'd had the right cheese you'd want it oozing out of both ends.
>>67592813
I'm a professional chef, I can't help myself.
>>67592934
what am i not allowed to make something the way i like it? i normally use some 4 cheese mexican blend thing
>>67592934
You sound like a professional faggot
>>67593121
you're a canadian
>>67593197
>Malaysian education
>>67593212
newfag
Is this where I >rags
I hate French Canadians, but I hope >we draft Dubois.
everybody's talkin all this stuff about me
why don't they just let me live
I really hope this is the last one of these i have to make
>>67593748
lets watch a movie
>>67593770
we watched zoolander 2 last night, what's next?
>>67593770
>>67593782
what do you want to watch? its not like im going to get any sleep tonight
>>67593782
what the fuck no we didn't. I tried to get /hoc/ to watch that awhile ago but last night we watched jason x
>>67593789
sup golf bro. idk is anything on right now I'm drunk and singing
>>67593789
>>67593826
alien 3 is on spike right now. imo it is the shittiest one tho
I got a lot of grade A kinos if you guys tell me how to stream
>>67593840
er, fuck on 'M3' whatever the fuck channel that is
>>67593840
how long ago did it start? I doing drunk solo karaoke so it can''t be over halfway done
isn't she lucky this hollywood girl
she is so lucky but why does she cry
>>67587078
>>67587237
>hungover
>wake up to /ck/ Texas cat-guy in /hoc/
Pretty comfy tbf
>>67593869
looks like a while ago, looks almost done. they are hunting the dog-alien-thing now. sigoney weaver has bigger balls than all these dudes
>>67590663
If you're still here:
>Phoenix
>Cage the elephant
>Modest mouse
>Arctic monkeys
>young the giant
>the strokes (I saw you had instant crush by daft punk, julian casablancas sings in that song and is in this band)
And also if you like instant crush the rest of random access memories is actually pretty good aside from get lucky
and for the love of god, listen to
>The Vaccines
I've never met anyone who has listened to them and didn't like them. I don't go on /mu/ so I don't know if they're big yet here or in the UK but they're pretty fucking based
>>67593848
Anybody?
Top tier kinos, not Zoolander 2 and shit
>>67593584
Next year we need a Tampa/Anaheim final. If it weren't for such outrageous ref puck we could have had it this year.
>>67593873
I wasn't sure how /hoc/ would handle just the second >tfw no hokkei day of the playoffs but today was bretty comfy
>>67593899
list some titles. last 10/10 movie i saw was an italian one called the great beauty, would recommend
>>67593893
i love the strokes, but man did they suck shit live
>>67593893
I'm always fucking here. I like them all but haven't listened to the vaccines so here you go I'm your man I'm gonna do download their discography
>>67593873
glad you recognized me but no I am not OP of /fml/ I am just a contributor and I do what I can. also don't live in texas but fucked OP put some Texas into all of us
>>67593916
A lot of good bands do unfortunately. I went to a 2 day festival in Washington last year. Foo fighters and vaccines were awesome. Mumford and sons wasnt. I'm not a huge fan of theirs but Mumford or whatever the fuck his real name is couldn't shut up about how people cheered more for the foo fighters when MaS was headlining.
>>67593826
sup f@m. im just kinda sitting here reading through old threads on the archive.
>>67593901
this is my fantasy
>>67593913
That's good, because there are a lot of days without hockey to come. Days when there aren't even iihf games..
>>67593919
How foolish of me, no cats and not the same countertop. I blame being tired and hungover. But it was just as good and I do think I recognize your work.
Crawfish isn't a thing in Texas, right? I could really go for some right now.
>>67593919
Hope you like them, they're cool irl too.
My favorites by them are:
Norgaard
If you wanna
20/20
Wetsuit
>>67593948
foo fighters put on a great show, dave grohl is an outstanding front man even if you don't like their music. agree with mumford and sons blowing, ended up seeing primus instead when they were both at sasquatch.
as the strokes, i saw them at bonaroo back in 2011. they showed up late and left early, no energy whatosever. what really stung was that there were great alternate shows (explosions in the sky, robert plant) that i missed out on. oh well.
>>67593949
how close is venice to tampa? I'm the guy headin to florida for memorial day and I gotta go to venice when I'm done
>>67593975
OP stays get shramps down there. I get crawfish on the east coast so I don't know about texas
>>67593981
I'll probably post about it tomorrow depending on how often youre here
>>67593916
Citizen Kane, Vertigo, Children of Men, Whiplash, Good Bad and Ugly, Mulholland Drive, Primer, 3 seasons of Nathan for You, 2 seasons of Rick and Morty, best of Saturday Night Livr
>>67583388
Do people actually believe this meme?
>Detroit
>hurrr durrr must be black!
>>67594006
I'm here pretty much all the time too, if you post it I'll end up seeing it
>>67594018
ur in the wrong thred gaiboy
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