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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
(((PRELIMS START AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BT, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 12:30 AM ET, 9:30 PM PT, 5:30 AM BT)))
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67534043
NEWS:
>Mir pisses hot, blames kangaroo meat
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/12/11662646/frank-mir-reveals-positive-b-sample-following-usada-violation-questions-lab-integrity-mma
>UFC sale odds set (Yes is a slight underdog)
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/12/11667294/is-ufc-being-sold-oddsmakers-set-odds-betting-lines-blockbuster-mma-sale
>Gray Maynard to make FW debut at TUF 23 Finale
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/12/11668952/gray-maynard-makes-featherweight-debut-against-fernando-bruno
>Cejudo, Benavidez will coach TUF 24
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11661116/joseph-benavidez-henry-cejudo-to-coach-on-the-ultimate-fighter-24
>Nig Nog is senile
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/as-40th-birthday-looms-ufc-198s-antonio-rogerio-nogueira-not-ruling-out-title-run
What fights interests you the most, Wanderlei/Rampage or Wanderlei/Ortiz?
First for (You)
baba
>>67542727
Rampage/Ortiz
>>67542744
>>67542677
>>67542647
Nope, it was "i tried to bluff for a bigger WWE contract and now I have to fight for real for a quarter, if that, of my regular pay mandrama-ing. fuck my life."
>>67542806
So I've heard that kicking someone with the bottom of your foot is disrespectful in muay thai, is this true? And if so, was Anderson telling Belfort he's a piece of shit?
>>67542836
I don't know, but I bet he felt like a piece of shit after it hit him.
>Ngannou cucking is a meme
>Pat Barry cucking is real
>>67542727
Prolly the fight we never saw and not the one that happened three times already
>>67542806
Anderson Silva has the most underrated gnp of all time
UFC fights should be to the death.
>>67542948
90% would end in death by exhaustion
Everyday I see more and more (You)'s. Receiving a (You) was a sign of honor before, a sign you did something good. We lose to /nfl/ we lose to /nba/, we lose to fucking /mlb/. Now they're being used to bailout shitposters who have nothing to contribute. I've decided to do something about it. This mess of spamming (You)'s calls for leadership in the worst way. We need someone who understands dank memes. We started together and rallied around and destroyed the Ngannou posters. We worked to get to get the #SHUTDOWNSCHAUB movement going. When Luke Thomas discussed his wife's son and what percentage of MMA fighters were on PED's all of us united were able to get him to stop posting on Reddit. We need to return to the standard of excellence we once epitomized. We need to restructure the (You)conomy so those who deserve (You)'s receive them and those can give them out do.You see what is happening to /heem/. It's going to hell. Leaked German sex tapes, candid video of drunken,coked out Conor McGregor,feels,Brazilian visiting hookers stories,threatening posters with physical violence. There is unlimited untapped potential within /heem/....us....together...lets make /heem/ great again.
What are the odds, win or lose, that Poppa Weidman will meme the shit out of his son again at UFC 199?
>>67543001
Trump speaks at a 4th grade level.
>>67542898
>>67543051
Totally slipped my mind.
brb deleting /heem/ from the thread watcher and not coming back until the next one
>>67543051
Big John really looks like Tommy Dreamer there especially
>>67543051
Ortiz wasn't natty.
>>67543097
But he is totally GOAT
Not counting Artem Lobov, which current male UFC fighter would have the least chance to win the first UFC tournament?
Fedora Emelianenko
>>67543081
it's okay ausbro
we all make mistakes sometimes
>>67543227
Literally anyone under the top three of each weight division. Fuck, i don't even think the champions would be successful. It'd be a shorter list to name the ones who would win.
>>67543437
wew lad
any modern top 10 in middleweight or above could destroy anyone that competed in the first UFC tournament
>>67543227
george roop
>>67543466
shit, misread the question. (you)'re right.
Gathering picks for UFC 200
Here's the fight card
Daniel Cormier vs. Jon Jones
José Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar
Miesha Tate vs. Amanda Nunes
Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Gegard Mousasi vs. Derek Brunson
Diego Sanchez vs. Joe Lauzon
Sage Northcutt vs. Enrique Marín
Takanori Gomi vs. Jim Miller
Cat Zingano vs. Julianna Peña
T.J. Dillashaw vs. Raphael Assunção
>>67543560
Sage in ALL fields
>>67543560
What a sleepy card
>>67543479
Do lanklets actually think being tall gives them an advantage?
How's it going bros it's Prediectionbro. And I'm here to get your picks bros. Just hit me up with them and I'll make sure to make the picture will all you pics tomorrow. Peace guys.
Main card only. Everyone knows I don't do the prelims and shit.
Daniel Cormier vs. Jon Jones
José Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar
Miesha Tate vs. Amanda Nunes
Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Gegard Mousasi vs. Derek Brunson
>>67543626
even the she-raiders play like the raiders
>>67542836
Isn't Anderson more into tae kwan doe? Muay thai has a bunch of dumb elements btw. Their judging criteria is baffling.
>>67543671
>>67543626
IT'S HAPPENING! LORENZO IS SELLING THE UFC TO CHINA (we don't win anymore) AND BUYING THE RAIDERS!
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-sports-book-back-raiders-move-to-las-vegas-20160512-story.html
>>67543617
You'd be calling that card of the year if that was what the 198 or 199 card was
>>67543640
Just have to say off the bat, I love your work. It's beautiful.
I'd just like to ask, can we have a 3D prediction image this time? Like when they introduce some UFC fights. It'll really spice things up compared to the flat 2D prediction collections
>>67543620
>Who is Conor McGoober?
>Who is Jon Jones?
>Who was Gus before his Swede genes kicked in and he bent over for every black male in the Octagon?
Fucking manlets, I swear.
I respect some of you as Fightfans. None of you as human beings.
>>67543036
because if he spoke more intelligently people like you wouldn't be able to understand him lol
>>67543560
Jones
Edgar
Tate
Cain
Brunson
Lauzon
Northcutt
Miller
Zingano
Dillashaw
I'm the alpha here
*barks aggressively*
>>67543769
>Lauzon
Ruined it there mate
>>67543738
based Firecrotch Dyke
>>67543776
Lol
>>67543776
Lol
haha
>>67542706
found a card, in africa, in 8 bongs
but you have to download a app for their tv channel and watch it streaming from the app
https://oz-ipidi.portal.ipiditv.com/index.html
http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/38429-efc-worldwide-49
they don't seem to charge
>>67543893
>hey guys free mma all you need to do is download this mysterious free program
Get fucked
>>67543913
it's legit, but it's an African media company, linked to Disney, so probably scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X1AgeMhPCE
here have a judo competition, also live
>>67543560
Jones
Aldo
Tate
Velasquez
Bigg Rigg
Mousasi
lauzon
marin
Miller
zingano
dillishaw
>>67543776
Lol
>>67543937
I don't watch judo unless it's girls... oh would you look at that
>>67543560
Jones via round 1 heem
Edgar via Aldo is a pussy
Tate via submission
Cain via elevation
Hendricks via steak
Mousasi via Brunson is shit
Sanchez via >Lauzon
Sage via round 2 heem
Miller via heem
Zingano but who cares about wmma
Dillashaq via early stoppage xD
What's the likelihood we get the CM Punk v Mickey Gall fight at 200? Or in whatever Mcgoobers return is?
They've already started filming what I would assume are embedded segments with Gall.
When was the first time you heemed someone?
>>67542836
>So I've heard that kicking someone with the bottom of your foot is disrespectful in muay thai, is this true?
Not only is it not true, but that's quite possibly the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read about a misconception in martial arts.
You watch literally ANY muay thai match and you almost immediately see both fighters throwing teeps (push kicks) which uses the bottom of their feet.
>>67542836
Yes it is true, but depending on the ref you may or may not get away with it.
>>67544127
I think brandon would know
>>67544132
/WeedLmao/
Where is the bangbro?
>>67544278
LET THEM BANG
>>67544127
>>67544132
>>67544218
http://www.jaithaiboxing.com/teep-muay-thai-push-kick/
>NEVER teep your trainer in the face, especially if he/she is Thai. Wimbledon explains why a kick or an elbow in the face is acceptable, but a teep to the face is considered a huge insult to people of Thai decent. The foot is considered “the lowest part” of the body, and therefore “dirty”, while the head is the highest and therefore most sacred part of the body. Even touching a Thai person’s head with your hand is a gesture reserved for senior figures of authority like a mother to a child.
>>67544278
dude nice strain whoa where did you even grow that is that hydroponics sheeeit i would smoke dat ganja all day that looks like some OG kush dawg dude bro can i get a hit
>>67544278
I'm here, lad. Stayed up late last night. What's happening? any more hues pulled out?
>>67544336
I don't know.
I'm a little worried about Werdum though.
>>67544336
did you pick up any more stray dogs
>jose aldo is gonna totally btfo conor you goobercucks! just you wait!
>>67544398
No, did take more photos tho.
>>67544396
don't jinx it.
>>67544415
nice
>conor won't get past the leg kicks!
>he'll taken down and submitted in one round easily!
>>67544415
nice bangladesh sounds pretty awesome you get to post on heem all day and put sunglasses on dogs
>>67544446
Connor got his ass beat
>jose aldo is a black belt!
>conor got taken down and controlled by 13 day mendes!
>there's no way conor beats aldo!
>>67544505
nova has never been bog on gameplans
they are usually build a monster, try to break monster. teach monster about drug testing in case the are like wand, send them into the ufc and just yell at them, let monsters beat people up.
problem comes in that they never game plan
>>67544554
if there was no iv ban, would aldo have a chance?
Who is this obssesed Conorfag?
>>67544578
there was a mass exodus of irish flags after he lost though
>>67544610
Oh, it's you again.
>>67544587
not sure, but aldo hate still seems easy enough for him.
my big fantasy is edgar beats aldo, then connor, loses to someone (doesn't matter who, just has to be soon),
drops to BW, fights TJ, fights cruz, and retires
edgar is capable of being a career 3 division champ, he is way faster then faber, way faster then most FW, has alot of power for BW and has the best wrestling of anyone lighter then khabib. not sure if he will win FW and BW strap, but he is worth being a contender in both divisions.
siver, penn, aldo, fabe, etc can form their old geezer division, hell mayday can join in, headlining prelims till they get forced out on a nog/bigfoot esq loss streak
>The Argentine Armed Forces invaded the Falkland Islands.
>In a ten-week war 255 British and 649 Argentines were killed.
>The war ended with Britain reclaiming the islands.
>>67543776
haha
will it ever get as epic as 194 again?
>>67544668
Good history lesson there
reminder matt brown is an absolute goof who is going to have a limb broken against the jitz god
@67544691
not me tbph
>>67543809
Conor the fucking GOAT.
>>67544691
This one is still my favorite
Nice to see such idiotic overconfident fucks get completely told
When did you realize Conor was the GOAT lads?
For me it was right when Conor landed his first looping uppercut on Brimage. From that moment on I knew he'd be the champion. From that moment on I was on board. From that moment on, Conor was my boy.
>>67544673
depends on what your interested in fighter wise.
everyone is clinging to aljo, wonderboy and almeida since we have very few hype #1 contenders out there, just a few fast risers
194 was a big deal because of connor and rockhold being on a wave, so connor or onda's next fight, like holm's and jone's aren't interesting
rumble is on a small streak, ending glover might be enough to make it interesting. one of the sub-bisbong MW guys on the rise could turn real interesting.
based magny might pull off another upset and suddenly we'd be hyped. (rory beats wonderboy, magny beats him in his headlining tune-up before triology with lawler)
ragin al or taisimov could help hype up LW
same with yair and markwan at FW
only rising flyweights are franky serranno who is a violent finisher and olympian but as old as fuck, and ben10 reddit posting american turned aussie. so no one, thus next tuf is all new hires, all champions.
>>67544742
how long does it take you to write these cause i don't read past the first couple sentences
Askmen.com HOT Lists
>#5 Holly Holm
>#13 Ronda Rousey
JUST
>>67544761
>daisey ridley
so hot....
>>67544761
>ronda rousey and amy schumer on that list
what the actual fuck
>>67544742
>one of the sub-bisbong MW guys on the rise could turn real interesting.
Whittaker?
>>67542706
>>Gray Maynard to make FW debut at TUF 23 Finale
>Loss - Alexander Yakovlev
>Loss - Ross Pearson
>Loss - Nate Diaz
>Loss - TJ Grant
gl
>>67544761
>#34 Miesha Tate
>Being under both unmarketable ugly stone lady and the natural born pig
>ask """men"""
>>67543560
Jon Jones
Frankie Edgar
Miesha Tate
Cain Velasquez (if he turns up)
Johny Hendricks
Gegard Mousasi
Joe Lauzon
SageNortcutt
Jim Miller
Cat Zingano
T.J. Dillashaw
>>67544751
it's not even that much writing lmao
typical burger not having an attention span that lasts 30 seconds
>>67544742
I really like Whittaker at middleweight
Welterweight Tumenov and Gunnar can still make a lot of progress
Khabib and Chiesa are still relatively young, s i really like Mustafaev at Lightweight too
There's also Bektic at featherweight, Ortega even though his standup is still shit, Doo Ho Choi is a monster, Charles Oliveira is only 26
Cody at Bantamweight too
Magomedov at HW I guess
>>67544761
>amy schumer 18
>sophie turner 21
sjw's voted on this, no way men would vote for schumer kek
>holly holm 5
>gina carano 52
what?
>>67544819
Finally someone else showing some love for Olivera. I'm not sure if he is champ material yet, but I have to think he will stay in the top 10 for a really long time like Bisbing.
>>67544761
Closet homos like askmen.com
hunto cant handle the csgo bants
>>67544845
lmao
>>67544741
When he out-boxed Nate Diaz for a round and 15 seconds.
>>67544838
olivera and holloway got in the ufc real young. imagine a ortega/olivera spicy roller
or choi versus swanson
or yair versus holloway
FW will be the best division after it sends the oldmen out
>>67544845
No longer my boy
>>67544845
Jesus christ he's violent
>>67544845
>i want to drag him from my car til he has no skin left
kek
>>67544838
A lot of people dropped him after he embarrassed himself against Holloway. He's certainly a top-5 tier FW though.
FW is way more stacked than I thought it was now that I look at it.
post fighters who were your boy then werent your boy then were your boy again and now are only sometimes your boy
ill start
>>67544862
all those fights sounds great to me, dooho/swanson especially
>and now are only sometimes your boy
it doesn't work like that bud. you're either on the team or off it.
>>67544911
very nice roid traps
>>67544845
What a Christian!
Still my boy since he is a heavyweight, and he is a heavyweight even though he is under 6ft tall.
>>67544911
Reasons to like Joe Rogan
>
>>67544742
FLW has Smolka, Serrano, Ben10, Scoggins, Borg, and a resurgent Horiguchi. Pretty good set I think, as far as FLW goes at least.
>>67544874
Not surprising. Non-whites support torture and execution for anyone denying that "institutionalized unearned white privilege" exists.
>>67544917
Reminder that not quoting the person you're responding to is antisocial behavior, and has no place in /heem/.
>>67544888
Embarrassed? Nigga what? I would hardly call "sudden debilitating neck injury" embarrassing
>>67544947
i would
>>67544953
Why? Its not like it as his fault
>>67544947
He got a stinger and panicked.
>>67544929
borg is broken,
guchi is like the other half of a DJ beater that cejudo is.
>>67545016
How do they managed to make Joe look normal sized on TV? Does he stand on a box next to Dana or is Dana a manlet too?
>>67545105
Fusion dance time
>>67545093
injury panic is a big deal, look how much struve's heart problems fucked him up mentally.
i bet even khabib was more rusty out of fear for his knees then he was for lack of polished ability
>>67545128
think about it, guchi arguably did better then dodson with alot of the same tools, and cejudo could take DJ down and roll with him
>Cloud ya Gah dell yah was tested 3 (three) times in a week
things that make you go hmmmm
>>67545172
>no gina
>no claudia
shit pic
>>67545172
undefeated weightcut ronda and travis' depressed fuckpig ronda don't belond in the same tier desu
>>67545156
Lawler's recovery powers and ability to fight while rocked and moving backwards are insane.
>travis' depressed fuckpig
>>67545188
>no gina
Not into manly face
>no claudia
>pic related
>>67545193
my list bro
>>67545221
what le FUG
>>67545221
faggot
>>67545187
>check usada athlete test history
>look up claudia
>has been tested once in 2016
what does this mean
>>67545239
Go back to /b/.
>>67543809
Conor is so GOAT at FW, I wish that faggot would just lose weight and go back already
Which UFC fighter has the best walkout tune?
>>67545266
he was a lightweight in that clip, nigger.
Conor McGregor
>>67545264
You are a straight faggot, has nothing to do with /b/
It just the truth, fag.
>>67545156
Such a shame Rory didn't finish him.
>>67545267
Ben Rothwell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi80O9uKB30
>>67545283
>when memes corrode your brain
>>67545283
/b/e careful
>>67545267
Wonderboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaB66KFLECU
You know? This whole my boy thing was funny as first, but good damn, you fucking stupid fucking neckbeards can't control your memes at all.
/heem/ fucking sucks now because of guys like you, the meme control is so low, not even reddit is in your low level.
What are you gonna do when the memes control you?
>>67545221
I'd suck Claudia's clitdick.
>>67545318
>le jaded casual man
>>67545318
Oh my god how terrible theyre overusing my favorite meme what am i going to do boohoo ;-----;
It's a fucking different name for your favorite fighter, it's not even a meme anymore as opposed to being ingrained into the threads completely
Fucking little bitch, I'd fucking end you, pussy. Name a time and place and I'll heem you back to the jungle
>it's an everyone bullys autist argentine edition
>>67545352
I'll bully you too pussy, just give me a reason
>>67545352
>It's casual aussie doesn't know about copy pastas edition
>>67545393
based hardy
how does he do it lads
>>67545403
megan has a little man fetish didnt you know that
>>67545403
being at the right place at the right time
just
like
that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyZUtKom9YQ
Just retire Gray
>>67545403
humble nigga with a big ass dick
I DUN GIVE A FOOK EEDER
>>67544772
amy is fuckable if she keeps her mouth shut.
>>67545403
Olivi is a pedo.
He seems like a pretty cool dude too.
Ur on steroids
>>67545527
You are letting your white girl fetish get the better of you.
>>67543560
Jones
Aldo
Tate
Cain
Hendricks
Brunson
Lauzon
Sage
Gomi
Cat
TJ
Photoshop, makeup, extremely flattering angle.
Don't get me wrong, she's a qt, but she's not the definitive hottest woman on planet Earth.
>>67543560
All the left ones
>>67543560
how long will the card be?
>>67545611
Cheeky.
>>67545626
7 hours at the very least. UFC 200 promo, Goldie and Rogan sucking eachother's dick regarding how proud they are to be with us in the greatest event of all time, more promos, octagon interviews, fillers, and the fact that there are three title fights in a row, which means 75 potential minutes of fighting. UFC 33 baby.
Gonna be great.
>>67545692
>three title fights in a row
Well that's retarded, I assumed the interim FW would headline the prelims.
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>67545818
WELL I WON'T BACK DOWN
NO I WON'T BACK DOWN
YOU COULD STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL
BUT I WON'T BACK DOWN
NO I'LL STAND MY GROUND
WON'T BE TURNED AROUND
AND I'LL KEEP THIS WORLD FROM DRAGGIN' ME DOWN
GONNA STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY, THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WILL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
WELL I KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT
I GOT JUST ONE LIFE
IN A WORLD THAT KEEPS ON PUSHIN' ME AROUND
BUT I'LL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY, THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WILL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY, THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WILL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
NO, I WON'T BACK DOWN
>>67545818
when will this meme end? Luke is superior and Weidman gets finished in 2 rounds.
>>67545842
There are only 22 days left to join join the team. Join the team now. I love you.
>under two months until wonderboy kicks that maple syrup eating honky rory macdonald into bellator
>>67543009
He will disown Weidman if he loses again
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFV30BTxz2K/
>>67545858
>mfw chris gets his belt back
>mfw the fakes left the team
>mfw real team members only now
>>67545865
Weidman's parents are gonna adopt Luke
a) Anderson Silva literally gave away his title to Weidman
b) Weidman fought like hell in an epic, balanced battle
c) It was controversial
>67545907
Delete this. Now.
>>67545916
You know they're an awful poster if they do this weird shit where they don't quote people.
>>67545907
They're actually bros irl
shut up
>>67543009
>this meme wasn't born until a month after the event
>>67545838
>>67545950
>>67545907
>>67545892
>>67545865
free (you)s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0ToQdax6oQ&index=30&list=PLNBBQYaOmvl08dD8QvgReASxWni8icpdE
but seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8iM90U2uYs&index=29&list=PLNBBQYaOmvl08dD8QvgReASxWni8icpdE
You still there pussy?
I'm here
>>67546006
I was thinking about you, Daniel
>>67545907
FUCKING DELETE THIS NOW
Hey guys, rate my oc.
I made this exactly on June 22, 2012 as a dvd cover for a photoshop project.
>>67546025
I wish they'd let me next door so I could suck your fucking dick.
>>67546107
that is "NOT" what he said
You now remember that Alexander Gustaffson got a title shot off of a first round TKO loss purely because either him or Cormier as champ would be big money fights for a returning Jones
>>67546175
Ryan go to sleep.
>>67546150
You're right, Daniel never swears or uses any kind of inapropriate words.
>>67546175
Phil Davis submited Gustaffson in UFC 112 @ Dubai.
Phil Davis fights tomorrow night, Gus does not.
Time for you faggots to show this man respect
1. Jones
2. Shogun
3. Rampage
4. Liddell
5. Tito
Fuck Wanderlei. Before he started roiding Tito beat him so bad he ran to Japan.
>>67546200
>Rampage
"no"
>>67546196
I don't know what that has to do with anything.
Did you know that UFC 33 is arguably the greatest pay per view of all time?
>>67546200
Tito was always my boy. He just kept fighting when he should have retired. And as much as I love rampage he is not a top 5 ever 205er
@67546200
>implying I'm not Team Punishment for life
You don't even deserve a (You)
>Official UFC 200 Eye-poke-free MMA Gloves by Reebok.
>>67546236
Stop
>>67546237
>>67546243
I too have a soft spot for Tito, my Australian allies.
>>67546255
rip jones
>>67546231
>>67546237
Look at Rampages wins and look at Chucks and come back to me. Not to mention he beat the shit out of Chuck twice too
>>67546255
Those look absolutely fucking retarded.
Historical figures that would rule MMA.
>pic related
>has a lot of heart
>endures punishment
>can't die
>>67546275
Rampage was easily the best LHW in the world at one point, fuck knows what these jokers are on about.
>>67546315
Hugh Glass
>mauled by bear
>shot
>broken limbs
>has heart
>chin of steel
>endures punishment
>>67546175
LHW also has no depth, and Gus is unironically probably one of the best fighters in the UFC that's never touched a title
>>67546315
>>67546341
>Forgetting about Honest Abe Lincoln
Dude was an avid wrestler and reportedly super strong. Walked around at 180 too so he could cut to 170 easily enough.
>>67546315
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Malloy
>>67546315
I think he'd do well
>>67546379
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Malloy
>Although Malloy drank for a majority of his waking day, it did not kill him. To remedy this, antifreeze was substituted for liquor, but still, Malloy would drink until he passed out, wake up, and come back for more.[2][3] Antifreeze was substituted with turpentine, followed by horse liniment, and finally mixed in rat poison.[2][5] Still, Malloy lived.
> On a night when the temperature reached −14 °F (−26 °C), Malloy drank until he passed out, was carried to a park, dumped in the snow, and had five gallons (19 L) of water poured on his bare chest.[2][3] Nevertheless, Malloy reappeared the following day for his drink. The next attempt on his life came when they hit him with Green's taxi, moving at 45 miles per hour (72 km/h).[2][3] This put Malloy in the hospital for three weeks with broken bones.[3]
>On February 22, after he passed out for the night, they took him to Murphy's room, put a hose in his mouth that was connected to the gas jet, and turned it on.[2][3] This finally killed Malloy, death occurring within an hour.[2][3]
>IT IS ALLL OVER!
>THAT GUY IS A MUUUNSTER!
>>67546315
>sharp teeth and claws
>intimidating hood
>can spit poison
>>67546445
>>67546366
>Literally pic related.
>inb4 Luke Rockhold in 2 years
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/12/11666558/diego-brandao-admits-to-having-gun-outside-strip-club-in
https://vid.me/WXlS
>hue
>>67546200
how can you penalize Wand for juicing and not Rampage. They both were noticeably smaller as soon as they showed up in UFC
Attention everyone.
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>>67546494
Rampage was never busted thats why.
>Inb4 everyone in PRIDE was juicing.
they probably were but you have no proof to just assume Rampage was on something you can only be really suspicious.
>>67546514
He wasn't busted but he did admit to using TRT for the Bader fight later on. Hendo gets shit on repeatedly for this so why does Rampage get a free pass? Of course i'm assuming he juiced in PRIDE if he later used TRT. This isn't even a knock on him cause literally everyone was doing it, but if you're gonna penalize Wand for cheating than penalize Rampage too
>>67546511
>people falling for the Claudia meme
My president can kick your leader's ass.
>>67546661
I read somewhere that Lincoln was a ridiculously good wrestler, the best in his regional style of rough wrestling.
>>67546696
lanky fuck weight cutted 20 punds
>>67546696
he was the biggest guy around
@67546696
>rough wrestling
Catch wrestling my man, same as Sakuraba
/heem/ sleepy
>>67542706
>5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
>(((PRELIMS START AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BT, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 12:30 AM ET, 9:30 PM PT, 5:30 AM BT)))
>5:30 AM BT
any good?
and btw, BT stand for British Time, right? RIGHT?
Why is Cyborg always around young girls on Embedded?
>>67546780
they are her family and fans, weirdo
Am I the biggest pussy you've ever met and do you want me to suck your dick?
>>67546769
Marcus is good but he won the title pretty controversially. If you mean kickboxing is good in general? Yeah its pretty fun.
anyone else hoping Shogun gets finished in a minute or less so Bellator can sign him and we can finally get Rampage/Shogun two?
>>67546633
It's 12-12 each for JJ and Claudia
>>67546780
she uses them for clean urine
>>67546804
no you weirdo
>>67546826
can't tell me you wouldn't watch it
>bellator
I wouldn't. Fuck that shit-tier promotion.
>>67546661
@67546715
Fixed.
>>67546858
so you would watch Rampage/Shogun two in UFC?
>>67546804
>it's a Scott Coker signs a thoroughly shot former star fighter and gives them cans to fight en-route to a rematch with one of their notable rivals episode
>>67546879
Nobody would want to watch that fight at all. Two washed up journeymen grasping money out of context at this point is nonsensical. Reminder that Quinton can already bang Lindsey Pelas.
If they're in the UFC then they're not Bellator-tier shit fighters, so yeah I would.
UFC MSG:
meisha vs honda
jon jones vs rumble
weidman vs bisbong
r8 and comment pls
>>67546696
He was reported to have over 300 wins and only a handful of losses in catch wrestling, weighing it at 185 pounds with the reach of a 7-footer
He was basically the Jon Jones of world leaders
>>67546909
>Nobody would want to watch that fight at all.
I don't know about that one, star power trumps pretty much everything else when it comes to drawing money. That fight would do well as FS1 main event.
>>67546909
Freak show fights are a thing sadly. I bet you said the same thing about Ken/Royce 3 or Ken/Kimbo
>>67546780
She inspires them
Shogun has literally zero marketability.
>>67546909
>Nobody would want to watch that fight at all
Literally wrong. Kimbo/DADA card drew over 2mil, more than double the Bellator average. It's all about freak shows now.
>>67546975
Eh gallego no hables mal de los pibes de Pride
>>67546962
>Ken vs Royce/Kimbo
>freakshow fights
Stretching the definition a bit there
>>67547026
Call it whatever you want but Rampage/Shogun would do numbers just like those two fights did. Instead of that we'll probably get Rampage/Kimbo, which is even more fucked up but will draw even more
>>67547026
what would you consider them?
>>67547050
kimbo killed a guy twice, rampage should be careful
>>67547050
>Instead of that we'll probably get Rampage/Kimbo
Finally.
Shogun doesn't sell tickets, Kimbo does.
I'd pay to watch Rampage/Kimbo lol.
Winner gets DaDa.
>>67547058
A normal fight, fuck knows what's so freakish about Ken Shamrock and Royce Gracie
A freakshow fight is stuff like Butterbean vs Genki Sudo or that American baseball player vs Hong Man Choi
>>67547050
I know, but I don't really think it's a bad thing. People give Bellator so much shit for it, but it's literally the only way they make any blips on the radar. If people actually tuned in for the cards with relevant title fights and top fighters/prospects than they wouldn't need to bother.
>>67546920
if ronda ever fights again it has to be holm and she'll probably lose again
>>67547002
As long as Coker also continues to develop up and comers too, as he did in Strikeforce...
>>67547100
>it has to be holm
'no'
She's getting Miesha
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFURUe3wLy4/?taken-by=mackenziedern&hl=en
brehs
i'm watching limitless and andrei arlovski is in it, bretty good actor maybe he should do that instead of get hit in his fragile belarusian face
>>67547190
>mfw Brennan Ward lost to fuggen Cyborg in 30 seconds
Coker needs to lay off the fucking squash matches
>>67547284
No way it would draw as much as the Holm rematch considering how the last two fights went. If Ronda ever actually fights again and she has any respect for herself she's going to want Holm. If she does fight, it'll likely be 2017 and Cyborg will be champ by then. In that case, she's going to have the Holm rematch, then Cyborg if she wins, then retire.
>>67547284
Sad but probably true.
Ronda vs Holm for the #1 contender spot (or 'interim title', as they call it these days) is what makes sense to me from a business and legit sport perspective, but I don't think Dana can resist having Ronda with the belt again.
>>67547296
Why would you not just do pushups?
>>67546661
Your president was gay
I like that.
>>67547298
I looked it up because I thought you were talking about the movie and I'm surprised they adapted it to a TV show. Didn't think it was that popular.
>HOT LAVA!
>HOT LAVA!
>>67546780
Do you think the sensation conor felt as he held chad in guard and made him tire himself out was the same sense of hilarity and chuckles that shitposting/trolling brings?
The eyes don't lie nor does the smile... despite having his brow sliced open
>>67547364
I think the sensation he had after that diaz 1-2 was the same sensation I have when I read your trip
>>67547296
>that music
>>67547360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2SE2QDw5MY
ha ha holy shit
>mfw
>>67547100
>she'll probably lose again
'no'
She just has to not be a moron and get this fight to the ground
DUDE NON-TITLE LMAO
>>67547438
She's juiced to the gills
>>67547438
It's like USADA only just realized she existed and totally shit themselves thinking this was their golden chance for a Big Bust
>>67547421
She was desperately trying to do so.
I actually think it'd be interesting to see that fight again, I'd like to see how Ronda adapts to fight a woman who's trained specifically to beat her since before she was even in the UFC. Maybe she'll learn to shoot a double or something because even when she got the clinch Holm as just outmuscling her.
>>67547456
no u
>>67547438
>#indianblood
What?
>>67547456
shut up, according to dumb burguers everyone is clean until the tests say otherwise
>>67547477
I think she meant like the red indian's blood, not the poo Indian's.
>>67547477
shes clearly a good 20-30% amerindian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW91HaIJOyA
>Both ranked opponents
>Both incredibly skilled
>Known for putting on exciting fights
>Brazillian
Why isnt this fight on the main card?
>>67547465
Ronda fought dumb af though, a smart gameplan is all she needs and her Judo will pretty much be enough to win her this fight.
She just kept charging because it was the first time in a while she fought any real adversity and so had no idea what to do. If she just doesn't do that, learns a little from Miesha and keeps her distance, she could quite easily one. It only takes one armbar
>>67547493
>>67547495
Oh, I didn't realise they called South American natives Indians too.
>>67547430
I hated this shit in Japan. Gomi fucking lost the belt as far as I am concerned. Every time a fighter was going to fight an actual threat they would change it to a non title fight to protect them.
>>67547502
Prelims
Main
Event
>>67547495
What does a 70-80% amerindian look like?
what do you think of robin black
his new breakdown with firas was good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlfWu6J8rzk
>>67547502
>Maia
>puts on exciting fights
*tips fedora*
>>67547527
What do you think Robin smells like?
>>67547502
THIS should have been put on the main card instead of the other one, but I guess that's the restroom break or beer run fight. I'm curious to see if the UFC hands Damian a title shot, but he'll probably have to fight one more time and they'll give him someone like fucking GSP or something ridiculous like that.
>>67547524
it depends on the area/tribe
>>67547542
Besides Dangerous Dan Henderson, who else is native american?
>what do you think of robin black
HOT LAVA HOT LAVA HOT LAVA
The REAL tragedy is Moraes on the FightPass prelims
>>67547514
Most of the non-title fights were when they were fighting cans on a undercard or headlining a Bushido show IIRC.
I don't think it was so much about protecting fighters (A loss is still a loss and everyone knows it) and more to do with their pro wrestling influence where big stars fought cans in between the big matches and title defences were treated as being rare and special.
I've got mixed feelings on Japanese booking, I appreciated the zaniness but it was annoying to not have top fighters usually only face other top fighters.
Which prelim fight is being upgraded to main card?
>>67547554
>Hendricks
>>67547524
>>67547542
>>67547549
>>67547554
L I T T L E F E A T H E R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QUacU0I4yU
>>67547538
How the fuck is Barbarena on the main card? Just because he beat Sage? I mean hes a good fighter but one fight against someone who is not even ranked and hes on the main card? Christ.
HOT
O
T
>>67547524
no idea, theres probably not many regions in brazil where 70-80% amerindian isn't rare as fuck
they probably look pretty much like the pure type of indian the 70-80% is from
>>67547571
that guy who bet Sage
According to official court records uncovered exclusively by RadarOnline.com, the brawling beauty’s brother is a convicted child molester now serving time for an attempted sex attack on a 13-year-old boy.
VanZant, a former child model who is ranked seventh in the UFC’s Women’s Strawweight Division, has often talked about growing up as a tomboy in Oregon with older brother Steven Sletten, 24. She stopped using the last name Sletten years ago.
http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/dancing-with-stars-paige-vanzant-brother-steven-sletten-child-sex-abuse-arrest/
>>67547582
Perhaps it isn't about Barberena, but rather they see something in his opponent and would like him to get a big win on a big PPV.
>>67547581
She the Playboy one with the ugly fake tits? What a mess.
>>67547555
Cocaine's a helLAVA drug.
does your fighter have broads in atlanta?
>>67547595
damn....was hoping it would be Maia
>>67547601
Thanks TMZ you can go now
>>67547601
weeeeeeeeeeew the plot nice and thick now
>>67547601
Can't wait to see the movie on her life in a few years
>>67547603
Eh still. I think even Brazillian fans would still much rather see Maia.
Quase no peso e pronto para o combate #ufc198 #teambelfort #20anosdemmanotopo #roadtovictory2 @familiabelfort // Getting ready for the weigh in and ready for the fight #ufc198 #teambelfort #20yearsoftopmma #roadtovictory2 #belfortfamily
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFWPCCAoWux/
>>67547609
>mfw imagining robin black screaming LAVA in the middle of that perfectly innocuous statement
>>67547601
How often do you think he hit that?
>>67547631
Need a big fight on the prelims
>>67547601
So that's the real reason she has always been so sketchy about talking about her past LOL
Robin Black is UFC's plan B in case Rogan self-destructs.
>>67547614
they really are fucking dirtbags for bringing that to light at the height of her popularity
>>67547648
That nigger can get lynched, fuck that guy seriously.
why aren't you guys on steroids
>>67547668
cool tat bro
>>67547662
woah settle down
>>67547676
why not look at her tat instead
>>67547656
you know what? at this point the UFC should just fucking do it already. Goldberg is shit, useless and just an ass. and rogan is such a shill, pretentious fucking know it all. i'd rather hear this fucker rant on in my ear with legit info than hear rogan talk. get stann and this fucker in there. or make it a three way(kek) with stann, the english kenny florian and black.
>mfw we can have an embedded-like series where we follow Robin "vlog" style and call it BLACKED.
>>67547676
His bizarre insistence on calling out Bryan Caraway and trying to make it as personal as possible, to the point of hounding him about it for months has totally turned me off.
I get it, he wants to build his name at minimal risk but he's being an absolute cunt about it imo.
/rant
>>67547683
cool tat ho
>>67547648
Is Predictioncuck taking them or will we some follower-whore try to take over
>>67547644
Remember when Paulo Thiago came out to the Tropa De Elite theme song at the first UFC Brazil event? The whole crowd singing along as he walked in, and going bananas when he won... what a great atmosphere that card had.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tndFBXniWz0
>>67547684
When Golberg is gone I guarantee that UFC is coming calling for TJ De Santis, if you watch Invicta it's plain to see that he's trying to do a Mike Goldberg impression the whole time.
Isn't Black basically Rogan V2?
DUDE
DRUGS
LMAO
>>67547683
wh-what does bunda feels like
>>67547601
I just sent the link to Kid Nate at BloodyElbow let's see if he's a big enough dick to run the story
>>67547695
A prediction taker visited /heem/ a couple threads back, and collected many men's predictions, and asked for more.
>>67547704
reach down to your stomach, grab that fat roll sitting on your lap, close your eyes and pretend it's a booty. feel that? yeah it's kind of like that.
>>67547718
No way he can resist, that slimy fuck.
>>67547555
top 4 breakdown guys along with Hardy, Stann and Firas
Watching alot of Chucks fights on Fight Pass, what a fucking beast he was at his peak. How would he fare today?
>>67547751
>How would he fare today?
Get knocked the fuck out left and right
>>67547601
>VanZant’s brother will be eligible for early release in May 2017.
wat
You boys watched this one?
It's Anik interviewing Joe Silva and Sean Shelby about the matches
UFC Watch List 198: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdKdr9V2WwY
>>67547764
He went toe to toe with Belfort and won, peak Chuck isn't retirement Chuck
>>67547751
He'd be that guy that everyone's intimidated by, but eventually he'd face a wrestle-pressure-boxer type of guy and get decisioned. as of now, no on in the top 10 could beat a prime Chuck, except for of course Jones... and maybe Daniel.... fuck maybe Johnson could rock him or something.
>>67547778
Rumble vs Chuck would be a hell of a fight. Couldn't call it really. Think thats where he peaks then Jones/DC take him
>>67547787
>>67547778
Are you two serious?
Rumble would murder Chuck, it wouldn't even be close. Rumble is basically a better version of Chuck really.
yeah I agree
>>67543382
Do you have any idea how much of a clown the guy who made this seems like?
>>67547751
I'm not even sure if he'd be a Light Heavyweight today. Middleweight more likely, yes? Do you agree?
Technique-wise, I always felt that Early Chuck's more Kenpo approach before he became "Mr Overhand Right" was a huge and very underrated asset and one that I think we'd see develop further if he trained today.
>>67547793
I thought the same thing until I rewatched Chucks fights and he was an animal, I don't think history will be kind to him unless you really sit down and watch his run. Chuck also as of right now easily has the better wins. If they fought ten times I think they'd go even
>>67547601
Now I feel bad for making fun of her.
>>67547769
Smith became my girl for having the balls to step up to Cyborg. She seems cool on the Embedded as well.
>>67543732
JJ is way stronger than many of his opponents and his wingspan makes orang utans seem like T Rex.
Chael and Botter got together to do a podcast concerning the UFC sale rumours
http://podcastone.com/chaelsonnen
haha that's so true
>>67544025
>Jones via round 1 heem
Has Jones knocked out a single person in his career?
>>67547810
I think he'd stay LHW. His TDD was fucking great and that would help him alot today. Of course DC would still take him down and shit but I think he cleans the division outside of the top 3.
>>67547601
poor paige
fucking scumbag tabloids
>>67547834
>but I think he cleans the division outside of the top 3.
>>67547810
He was always a Kenpo guy. His coach is a karate instructor after all. He just really really likes his right hand and it worked.
coreya_mma
Just a little light meal to fuel the morning workout! Weight is golden, 1 more light workout, and ready to get on the scale. #ufc198 #weighinday #breakfast #letsgo
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFWRYSyPeMd/
How many fighters other than Chuck and Tito have been stopped due to GnP to the body?
>>67547866
Welterweight champion Matt Serra
>>67547850
His approach changed significantly over time though, at least in my eyes.
>>67545418
you can see big john's brain firing up after the second tap. Nice of Werdum to bring his arm up
>>67547866
There was a hevyweight fight recently (last year maybe?) where a guy got hammered with punches in the side of the body for a few minutes before the ref decided enough was enough. I'll have to scan the roster to remember who they were, I think one of them was a European Heavyweight.
>>67547849
Who's beating him?
Bader/OSP no chance
Gustafsson would look alot like the Rumble Fight
Teixira I think he matches up with very well
Don't see anyone besides top 3 winning consistently vs prime Chuck.
>>67547866
Additionally, while not quite GnP, it was a body strike between grounded opponents.
>>67547896
>>67547866
This dude from TUF did soccer kicks to the body to get a TKO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h20EbKbeT-8
>>67544761
This list better be a joke.
it's not
>>67544845
What is it with people thinking they can be violent even though their targets dindu nuffin?
Now I understand how the lollercaust and mah purges could happen.
>>67547601
can someone post this on her twitter and instagram and facebook
>>67547970
No you weirdo
>>67547959
0 chance he'd move up to fight Chuck
>>67544761
amazing how hollywood can make a 3 out of 10 one of the hottest women in the world
>>67547926
it's not
http://www.askmen.com/specials/2016_top_99/
>>67547601
This news is better than anything else this weekend.
>>67544761
1. Daisy Ridley
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
Apart from my girl Priyanka Chopra, that list is pretty shit
>>67548007
who will '''VanZant''' fight next
>>67548032
Paige Sluttin' will fight Michelle Waterson
>>67544761
>Alien
>Beyonce
>Some fat blob
>Poo
>Holms
>A Dell
>Taylor Shit
>Kanye's son's mother
>Fridge Robbie
>Ri5headanna
What is this list? Chicks you'd bang but wouldn't tell your friends?
>>67548032
Aw so she was just using that bullying story as cover for her brother being a child molester, I wonder how she is going to react to this coming out.
>paige vanzant
>vanzant isn't even her real name
she gets faker for me every day
>>67548088
Dont think any name will ever top "Ido" "Portal" though
>>67548088
lol i think it's acceptable in this case
>>67548106
her reasoning (where did she get vanzant from though, her mother?) yes, but sites use vanzant as her birth name. which i assume is just wrong.
>>67547850
Additionally, speaking of John Hackleman, he does videos sometimes
He does these "Lessons From" videos after a lot of cards
Ignore the insanely lo-fi intro though, haha
Here's the most recent one for the Netherlands card
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRJ1kNa_cOk
He also had a video called "3 Dumb MMA Rules"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xixSwAZc9E
The first section on the back on the head stuff is a pretty interesting perspective
>>67547614
>>67547659
Thought they were some kind of partner with the UFC now?
>>67547601
>look it up to see how old the girl was
>he molested a boy
every time. why are child molesters so gay?
>>67548095
I "DO"
PORTAL TO A NEW WORLD OF MEWVEMENT
Top bants desu, Ido is hilarious
>>67548160
And why is her brother a 235 pound heavyweight but she's a strawweight?!
>>67548210
it doesn't add up!
>>67548214
>no claudia
Cmon senpai
>>67548160
But schools let her teach little kids
>>67548214
>No Waterson.....
>>67548214
Where's the m-mummy tier?
>>67548273
i fucking hate hunt
>>67548278
>what is in jail for?
>>67548286
Lose my number.
>>67548287
>published 1 minute ago
ha she rushed to get that up
>>67548032
fucking pathetic, is this karma for her snitching on honda?
>>67548315
Ronda is LMAO @ her life right now
I wonder if this why Paige was bullied in high school. Everybody probably called her brother a weirdo and worse.
>>67548255
if a dyke becomes the champion, will wmma get more attention or less attention?
>>67548315
get helwani on this story he'll be all over it
>>67548349
Over 9000 articles about how "brave" she is.
>>67548348
she dropped out in 2011 when he was arrested
define dyke
>>67548349
but joanna is already a champ bangbro
>>67548351
pretty sure he nose all about it haha
What PVZ's brother did has nothing to do with anything and this is a total non-issue
Damn this really changes my opinion of paige. she dissapointed me.
>>67548372
oh you
>>67548370
Polishes are too Christian to come out.
>>67547855
nice high carb meal
>>67547742
robin black is a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2REZSj4XnE
>>67548409
I have a question. Is there some magic to pineapple and/or watermelon, or is it just "whatever works" when weight cutting?
>>67548237
>>67548273
>>67548280
I've updated. Don't judge me.
>>67548433
No Paige Sletten?
>>67548433
holly would cuck you
>>67548427
All I know is that its delicious and not fatty.
>>67548433
i believe miesha's tits have changed since this photo
>>67548427
Urijah faber explained it well on jre. Most of it's about managing hydration.
>>67548433
>the witch wife tier
>mcmann top 3 ass deserted island tier
>joanna not fuckbuddy tier
>>67548372
Mate /heem/ is 20% drama these days, when you have people posting PVZ's every tweet here, they're obviously going to care about this shit
>>67548433
>holly
should we tell him? the horrors
>>67548433
>>67548446
>>67548448
fuck that
>>67548451
>>67548460
Let's have a go fellas.
>>67548449
100%
>>67548454
Thanks, I'll have to look that up
>>67548451
is getting a boobjob allowed in UFC?
>>67548433
>no rose
>>67548460
hmmmmm
>>67548468
i'm not taking part in this autism
>>67548365
but her brother had to be 18ish or maybe even less when it happened then
how can a kid still in high school be a child molester? him being convicted of rape would make more sense
>>67548475
i would imagine ufc sees it as increasing the value of their product.
>>67548487
Welcome to America
>>67548485
Even if you didn't put it down, you already have my friend.
>>67548427
high water content
low calories
high potassium
its goat food for anyone active
>>67548487
he was 20
http://www.kptv.com/story/17325841/corvallis-man-accused-of-sexually-abusing-boy-13
>>67548513
based norway
>>67542883
>Whateva your mayonnaise eatin name is
Thats pretty rich coming from a dude named Patrick
Anyone live in New Jersey? Pat and Rose are gonna be there to '''''train''''' you and watch the fights with you.
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>>67548433
>no waterson
>>67548513
not so bad then, still kinda weird to put it like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iCtpuQvydk
>>67548433
wheres cris "the axe murderer" cyborg
>>67548468
improved template tier
>>67548574
i think all child molesters are like that from the beginning of sexual awakening, right after puberty. pedophilia is not something you grow into i think. most guys probably at least wait a while until they can't take it anymore and act on their urge, which is why they're usually older? idk
Reminder that there is value on every Brazilian on this card.
>>67547704
salty coins
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/13/11669764/conor-mcgregor-vs-floyd-mayweather-without-ufc-permission
>>67548661
awww why did he roid himself up so much? looked so much better without a bloated head
>>67548704
NEW
>>67548596
I'm finishing up a 12 hour shift, screw you guys I'm going home.
>>67548570
is she vietnamese
>>67548605
but a 13 year old isnt a child, and in places not yet dominated by high western culture it is pretty normal to see people that age have relationships with people the age pvz brother was
I mean, not so long ago people that age were often already married and with children of their own, teens having sex isnt something unnatural
the only problem here is him being a faggot rapist
>>67547909
>Gustafsson would look alot like the Rumble Fight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gustaffson would embarrass Chuck. He's also beat Johnson in a rematch.
>>67548315
>snitching on Ronda
Do you even know what "snitching" is?
More importantly, what about Ronda's bad karma for being a massive cunt in the first place?
Rondatards.
>>67548908
>the only problem here is him being a faggot rapist
Exactly.
Btw, would it be weird if a 27 year old guy were to go out/ have sex with a 15 year old girl in Brazil?
>>67545400
Still blows my mind that Fujita couldn't capitalize on this
>>67545527
Not really. I'd do her because I bet she's a nasty ho in bed, but then, I'm not exactly a superstar.
>>67545842
He isn't. Weidman will walk him down.
>>67545909
>Anderson Silva literally gave away his title to Weidman
No, he was beaten by a better fighter. Twice.
>>67546200
>Before he started roiding Tito beat him so bad he ran to Japan.
>"beat" him
>he rates lay and pray
>>67546237
>And as much as I love rampage he is not a top 5 ever 205er
He smoked Chuck twice and Wanderlei once. He also took the PRIDE 205 belt from Dan Henderson. He beat Randleman, Arona and Vovchanchyn by finish and he beat Abidi in kickboxing, twice.
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