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>My quaternary antiboy BJ Penn set to get BTFO
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11660968/bj-penn-vs-cole-miller-in-the-works-for-ufc-199
>Cejudo, Benavidez will coach TUF 24
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11661116/joseph-benavidez-henry-cejudo-to-coach-on-the-ultimate-fighter-24
>Nig Nog is senile
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/as-40th-birthday-looms-ufc-198s-antonio-rogerio-nogueira-not-ruling-out-title-run
>>67534043
Good god, she's so beautiful.
>>67534043
l-lewd
https://youtu.be/zzo-UaPi-PQ
>>67534043
when will she get that melanoma removed?
>VOTE
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Reminder that Claudia is on steroids
>>67534119
Not anymore. USADA is too far up her butt.
>>67534119
youre on steroids
>Nate's post fight interview where he clearly just wants to talk to Cruz and Edgar.
how would he do in MMA?
Casted my vote. sorry to other options
its alright man, you're still cool.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JOjvBAoDDes&feature=youtu.be&t=611
>ywn get eaten alive by a crazy felon
>>67534185
second coming of GSP. he's just too smart
>>67534198
>literally ragin kajan
>>67534190
>>67534107
>>67534067
>>67534043
Autism
>As good as McGregor has been during his UFC career, Rogan just doesn't see a way that Mayweather wouldn't toy with the featherweight champion, while making him look like a fool over several rounds if they actually boxed.
>"He's just so much better and if people don't know, if you think you're really good and you get in there and you box a guy like that, he will (expletive) expose the (expletive) out of you. It's a different animal," Rogan said.
>"I can't imagine a world where he's not light years past Conor with boxing skill."
>>67534107
I think you got confused, you probably meant to say ""Chinese obtain UFC & exclude USADA".
>>67534198
>hello, i am here for the interview
>>67534043
literally a 10 out of 10 thread OP
>>67534300
Thanks
>>67534198
these guys all remind me of the diaz bros
>>67534198
Holy fucking shit.
>tfw used to think Joanna was my favorite female fighter
>tfw she has the stereotype IQ of her people
>tfw she's an ass
>tfw she tries to talk trash
>tfw used to hate Cláudia
>tfw she's actually bro as fuck, smart and actually qt
This might be the best TUF season in years regarding coaches personalities, even though I hate having my worldviews changes anons. Please hold me.
>>67534254
What? Didn't Rogan say the other day he can see Conor winning a decision?
>>67534435
Going to decision (and losing)
>>67534428
stop talking like a bitch people might confuse you for me
>>67534428
I saw it coming desu
no quality waifu would support juve
>>67534485
Why Ahmed ?
>>67534485
You know you can end it, right?
Do it.
>>67534119
wod yew talkin bout steehroids
don't put moi name in wid dat oim majaj agains dat
>>67534500
how did you know my name
>>67534511
>third worlders in charge of compassion
>>67534526
>sucking canada's cock
Does it taste like french wine, Ramón?
>>67534554
Better than sucking monkey cock
>>67534576
You would know.
Fag.
>>67534576
You know what monkey cock tastes like?!
>>67534610
>>67534600
Claudia let me
Best nickname out of;
the heemcatcher
the chin deleting
forever
the imperator
the career ending
and should they be infront of my name or between first and last name
>>67534635
You wish, faggot.
>>67534657
Who will get injured?
Who will get arrested and disgraced before the fight and have to pull out?
I just can't decide, but I'm sure the can replacement will put on one hell of a good show.
>>67534657
DC looks pretty strange there, maybe because it's not normal to see him pull a serious face but he looks seriously old
>>67534695
Conor
>>67534693
big nog
Gertrude how the hell have you not pissed off yet?
>>67534711
ufc poster team magic at play
>>67534657
>text under DC's chin
>Dressing you
Why does everyone seem to want to give power to the dicksucking meme?
Favourite current Champ /heem/?
>>67534733
You're always on my dick Francine, I literally own the business. You're fired you piece of shit whore.
>>67534759
You're the only dick sucker here you tranny
>>67534778
Not RDA that's for sure!
>>67534711
Stop insulting Forrest Griffen's photoshop skills. He's really trying, and he needs the work.
>>67534778
Tie between Dominick Cruz and Fabricio Werdum
>>67534801
Mike would look like less of a goof with a beard.
>>67534796
why.
So much Claudia everywhere right now. On reddit, on /heem/, and on tv with TUF. Love it.
>>67534780
Faggot
Who still /teamJJ/ here?
>>67534894
>loving me so much you make fake personas just to talk to me
Its ok Francine, if you admit you want the D I'd consider it.
gay sport
>>67534953
DELETE THIS
>>67534979
His wife is fucking shit compared to him.
f ufc fighters were to turn to the dark side who would be the villainest villain?
Badass rank
1. Lyoto Machida Silent ninja Assasin
2.Nick Diaz Hard Core Hombre that doesnt give a crap
3. Jon Jones Jon knows blow
4. Cain Velazquez the intimeidator
5. Nate Diaz part of the Diaz crew.. Nicks lil broman
>>67534657
>champion vs champion
kek
Reminder there is value on every Brazilian on this card.
>>67535092
It's a super fight, Joe!
why does hack slack want based David Attenborough to die?
>>67534657
There needs to be more asterisks next to Cormier's "champion"
>>67535143
No, it doesn't.
>>67535158
It does, he's not the best 205er in the world.
>>67535158
He didn't beat the man. He's not a real champion.
>>67534979
>People unironically thought Conor was gonna beat him.
Sup faggots. Just got home from work. Who got injured today?
>>67535129
A better question is why do you even follow that dork on twitter?
>>67535170
prove it
>>67534657
>"champion" vs champion
>>67535170
But he's still the champion
>>67535181
He beat Rumble to win it, then defended it against Gustaffson, now he's trying to unify it against Jon
Wow that was so hard wasnt it
>jose aldo is going to destroy conor!
>>67534979
This man has definitely been on steroids.
There is absolutely no way to get a body like that without using some sort of steroids/PEDs/Brazilian supplements
>>67534657
LOVER VS LOVER
>>67534435
Not the anon you replied to but on dan patrcik he said floyd would smoke conor at bocing and that's IF the bout would even get sanctioned.
Which begs the question: how the fuck did couture/toney get sanctioned? How can you let a guy with no pro fights fight a grizzled veteran? Isn't that irresponsible? Is it cause the fight was in boston and dana was able to use his boston mob connections to grease the athletic commission?
>>67535212
He's more of an interim champ than Jon is tho
Just saw the movie Hanna guys. I recommand it.
Thanks for reading my blog :^)
>>67535229
do you think werdum ever did roids?
>>67535250
Well, Jon is the interim Light Heavyweight Champion
Daniel is THE Light Heavyweight Champion
>>67535255
That's the one about the russian super agent girl?I turned it off after the first 10 minutes. It was so cliche and shit.
>>67535255
>tfw no brit boipussy to pound
>>67535261
What kind of question is this?
Everybody is on something. Are you twelve ?
>>67535300
oh dear
>>67534428
I never hated claudia, i didnt have any opinion of her. I was on Team Joanna though. I thought she was cute and funny and charming. And she was in videos interviews like this
But she's trying too hard on TUF and it's backfiring. To be honest though, if she goes in there and trashes up claudia, I'll respect her and I'll forgive her meanness as playing the mental game with an opponent.
>>67535283
She's german but yeah that's it
Although if you know about that you surely watched more than 10 minute :o)
>It's a MMA post, look, a picture related
>>67535261
Pat Wyman interviewed Werdum. He literally said he was taking 28 over the counter supplements. He didn't just tell him that they dumped out the bags of them and went over each one.
>>67534657
Is DC looking down at Jon's dick?
>>67535337
I love watching Pat Barry fall on his face right there. That guy was a meme fighter if there ever was one.
>>67534098
https://www.youtube.com/v/JOjvBAoDDes
>8m42s
why hasn't the ufc legalized biting yet?
>>67535229
>>67535261
sometimes I wonder if I'm the one too stupid to get some obvious trolling or if people are fucking retarded
>>67535300
this
>that guy who believes GSP never used PEDs
>>67535350
>there are people who still think it's just a meme
>there are people who still haven't accepted the power of meme magic
>>67535348
technically that was an interview with werdum's brother who handles all of his shit, wyman did the interview in portuguese which must be really hard when you're talking about fucking supplement ingredients
>honestly it's like the mona lisa of bathroom selfies. the cryptic, nearly smug smirk, slight facial asymmetry, eyes oblique and full of guile -or is it merely vague amusement! does it all come together in a countenance of mildly suppressed mirth or muted cynicism? is there a difference in this age of irony? we are all sufferers of acute irony poisoning after all, none of you can deny that. in the end this picture both pleases and sickens me and the more i gaze upon it the more compelling it becomes.
>>67535408
>1600x900
Anyway, I believe in meme magic. I became a believer in it the day /tv/ made that plane crash in europe.
>>67535405
>big name stars like silva pop positive
>he thinks GSP wasnt ever tested
why are you so butthurt?
>>67535404
Excellent chin
>>67535405
But he was major against that.
>>67535438
>>1600x900
open it and look closely
>>67535408
Fucking KEK, OC?
>>67535405
but it was all hard work and a clean diet bro
that's not HGH gut bro, just bulking
he would never do that, he's such an honest guy and a role model
and he said he didn't. GSP never lies, he's a saint
>>67535427
no one knows old memes grandpa
>>67535427
who is this and what medical condition does he have
>>67535451
Haha oh wow. I was wondering what that filename was about. Did you make that? If so, that's so dank OC.
>>67535427
clearly on steroids
>>67535439
That's because Silva took about 20 different steroids and popped in the beginning of the USADA era
Look at GSP's traps
Textbook gas
>>67535471
>>67535503
not mine
Gadelha's late childhood and early youth was not always a 'Roses and Rainbows'. Her mother didn't get along with her rebellious character which, in her opinion did not fit a girl. Also her wish to practice martial arts wasn't tolerated by her parents. Later she came into contact with drugs and bad friends which forced her parents to take her to Natal to keep her away from these influences and finish high school. This relocation changed her life completely. At the age of 14, she started to work out secretly in a gym. One day Gadelha went to a MMA event in Natal where she saw a female fight. The experience raised her passion for the sport. At the same event she met Jair Lourenço, leader of the gym 'Kimura Nova União' in Natal, and he invited her to take a class at the academy. Shortly afterwards, by sheer coincidence, her father rented an apartment in the Kimura headquarters and with that her relationship with Nova União was cemented. Henceforth she dedicated her life to martial arts and never got involved in drugs again.
>and never got involved in drugs again.
>>67535481
autistic /pol/zilian
autism
wow look at the time
What are you doing at this hour /heem/?
>This post is MMA related
>>67535647
no uni tomorrow
>claudia isn't natty
its 9pm
Prime Fedor > all. If you try to debate this, you don't know the sport well enough.
Cheers.
>>67535647
preparing for the thunder to finish the spurs
>>67535578
Other than nandrolone, dianabol, drostanalone, clenbuterol, trenbolone, stanozolol, testosterone, HGH, and norboletone
>>67535678
it's a little after 8 PM in the world's most relevant time zone
>>67535512
Silva didn't get popped by USADA he got popped by NSAC random OOC testing, it was also the first time he had been tested OOC
>>67535754
yeah its 9pm
>>67535754
>relevant time zone
exactly 0 (ZERO) UFC champions
>>67534792
>>67534808
Top lads
>>67535766
>>67535771
EST is the most relevant
it's about 8:10 PM
i say relevant because if everyone and everything in it disappeared the world would change the most (debatable if that would be a good or bad thing), but unironically true
>>67535763
>I'm a casual 189er: the post
>>67534657
Jon literally has the skull of an ape.
>>67535816
>im a casual 194er: the post
>>67535786
what a great ending to the Cruz comeback story that was
>>67535816
>I'm a casual 196er the post
>>67534657
>cromagnon_vs_neanderthal.jpg
>>67535816
>I'm a casual 198er : the post
>>67535786
>that precision timed level change
>tfw you'll never beat Bryan Tate and then marry his sister
>>67535438
> /tv/ made that plane crash in europe.
What ?
>>67535954
uriah got them red slanty eyes that real chthonic subhuman nigs have.
>>67535878
>>67535891
>>67535922
>I'm a casual schaubposter: the post
>>67535890
Tell me about it lad, what a story and what a performance. Loved this line from Cruz shortly after winning the title (3:20)
https://youtu.be/4sZbKxJ6Dfk?t=200
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2013/5/17/4342040/ufc-cat-zingano-brian-caraway-elbow-head-tuf-17-finale
Remember this drama from 2013? Caraway allegedly elbowed Zingano in the head before her fight with Miesha
>>67535977
can someone post the unedited version?
>>67535954
>>67535998
guy in the back is watching him
>>67535960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW0otG1buB8
>>67535512
>Look at GSP's traps
This. All roiders and cookie cutter porn addicts can be easily spotter by their gains/loss of traps. Ubereem and Wanderlei are big ones.
Claudia literally won the 1st fight
rewatch it and score it under the rules objectively and prove me wrong
>>67536116
I'm sure it was an accident.
>>67535763
>obviously Fedor sucks even though he fought in a completely different era
>>67536116
>zingano literally felt nothing because caraway is the size of a 6th grader
>>67536162
>cookie cutter porn addicts
what did you mean by this ?
>>67534485
dam. depressed too anon. I'm with you canada bro
1/2
>>67536168
it was a close round, but I think Joanna took it
>>67536214
low test betas
2/2
>>67536168
It could literally have gone either way
Both are arguable
I have it for Claudia too tho
f ufc fighters were to turn to the dark side who would be the villainest villain?
Badass rank
1. Lyoto Machida Silent ninja Assasin
2.Nick Diaz Hard Core Hombre that doesnt give a crap
3. Jon Jones Jon knows blow
4. Cain Velazquez the intimeidator
5. Nate Diaz part of the Diaz crew.. Nicks lil broman
>>67534920
here senpai. that last combo was nasty.
>>67536290
had me screaming like a little girl
will never get old
>>67536214
>thanks for the lunch Macedonia
Could you take it?
>>67536290
>That left putting McTappy's head in place for the RNC
Every time.
>>67536350
this
>>67536248
got to love the "yup. you clocked me. lets see where this goes." from mcgregor... great fight. wish it went longer. conor takes round 1 shift of momentum in rd2 for nate, then back n forth in rd3 like the last minute of real round 2, at least. it just doesn't feel long enough to be a foty tier fight
>>67536334
>I'm not a cuck who trusts the opinion of some writer on the internet
>I won't rewatch the fight
>I trust them so much I just regurgitate what they wrote
Does anyone have any rare claudia pictures?
>>67536330
no unironically, i'm not healthy enough for that
better res
Figuring out best settings for longer webms
Be honest, Could Mighty Mouse stop the Takedown?
jon
jon jones
go check on him
get some fans
fat burguer
I would love to take a beating from claudia
>>67536370
Conor was gassed tho
>MFW he thinks Condit didn't get robbed
Is the 7 day fap cycle best for making some big gainz ?
t. dudebro
>>67536438
yep. definitely what caused him to lose, so early at least. man looked like he couldn't hold his monkey arms up by the start of rd.2
>>67536473
I do it and im a skinnyfat lanklet
>>67536116
Yeah the only witness was a guy who killed himself. I never believed it.
I'm starting to have a pretty big number of Claudia pics on my pc. Not sure how to feel about that
>>67536449
Robbie did more damage the last round than Condit did that whole fight. It's a dumb decision since it was scored round per round but if they score the fight as a whole(as it should be) it would have been the right decision.
>>67536503
i didn't look like that in my best day
>>67536485
I'm buff but I fap every day, wonder if my gainz will go up if i do it weekly. The spike in testosterone was on the 7th day, starts growing from day 5 onwards tho.
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/730921780131602432
Could she make 135 ?
better res, sorry about double posting
Any webm requests?
Attention everyone.
Very important strawpoll to determine the potentially new consensus regarding who we'll be rooting for
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196971
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Thank you for your time.
>>67536503
>did track and field in college
>never had abs close to that
fuck
>>67536569
>rooting for women
>>67536330
>punched him in the solar plexus
>He barely flinches
I bet she hurt her hand too.
>>67536569
>JJ 3-1
Does this mean there's only 1 or 2 very vocal Claudia fags?
>>67536569
As a fighter, Joanna is the obvious choice as her fights are almost guarenteed to be spicy.
As a fighter, Claudia is good, but meh to watch.
>>67536600
I'm the 1 in question and I'm not that vocal
>>67536597
What were they even trying to do? This looks so stupid
just means there are like 6 people posting
>>67536427
>ultimately Fofao shot down the rumors he would be at UFC 198. He mentioned trying desperately get onto UFC 198 willing to replace Anderson Silva. But hinted at something bigger and greater at UFC 200
>"I want to fight Big Bad Beetleborg at UFC 200. Beetlejuice can talks but can't fight which is great for me. Tell Howard Stern to call me and I'll get rid of him forever. Or give me Baba.Cucksal Baba. A tiny little mini midget. I'd destroy him. Or both of them and CM Punk. All three at the same time fight. I am the money fight"
Is baba natty? look at the hand speed
>>67536634
eewwwwwwww
38 IP's in this thread Brazil
That means 38 people are posting in this thread right now but only the best posts go through so we're only seeing ours
oh
>>67536630
I think that's exactly what they were trying to do
>>67536634
joanna did well against claudia for having such a natural genetic disadvantage
>>67536643
>Koksal Baba
>Natty
Pick one
CLOWJIIYA GADEYA
>>67536643
His stance switching and level changing are sublime. Hot lava!
>>67536643
>Unlimited cardio
>Natty
Pick one.
>>67536723
>tfw this pic is so perfect it's unironically my wallpaper
>>67536852
nowkiss.jpg
>>67536792
It gets me every time. The flabby ears are the icing on the cherry.
>nofap is still a meme
ah the good old days of 2008
it do it because I can't stop myself from edging and wasting hours away
Who could Claudia beat at 135 pounds?
>this change of heart away from the slav gremlin and toward hue monkey
honestly at this point mass posting pics of any relatively attractive WMMA fighter will get me on their bandwagon
>>67536920
Everything man, everything
The comically broad shoulders
His "Why am I even here" air
AND THE EARS. GODDAMN THE EARS
p4p best sport pic of 2015
>>67534043
fishing derby or watch the fights, wat do this weekend heem
>>67536597
what do you call this move?
>>67536954
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLb2FKFPgdo
>>67536953
What a beautiful lady, I want to be his boyfriend
>>67536953
>farting on camera
pretty disgusting
>>67537002
Someone pls post the webm of the qt farting in front of the chubby redhead
>>67536977
Watch the fights you casual goof
Depends on how good you are at fishing
>>67536977
go fishing this fight card is gonna suck dick
>>67536953
Everyone.
>>67536886
>that fingershake
disgusting
>>67536977
I think Baba is likable because he isn't a disproportionate midget
>>67536806
Mmmmmm.... yep... this one always hits the spot
>>67537057
Does she have a boyfriend?
>>67537073
fag
>>67535474
He had/has an obvious HGH gut.
Who are some young talented brazillians in mma these days? UFC 198 is full of old guys.
>>67537081
I think she likes girls.
>>67537046
>UFC 198 is gonna suck dick
get out
>>67537166
WAT MATT BROWN
who are other fighters that always deliver to the blood god?
>>67537192
watch the mma prospectus on youtube
>>67537210
make me faggot
>>67537192
Thomas Almeida
Claudia Gadelha
Charles Oliveira
>>67537238
I like the book placement, professional
>>67537197
wew
Barbarena did pretty good for himself. Beating up Dana's golden boy and now making it onto the main card
>>67537238
The fuck
I'm gonna need the source on that. For research purposes
>>67537279
>miller lite
DROPPED
>>67536553
eyebrows on fleek here
>>67537192
Antonio Silva
>>67536995
The Tooth-fairy.
>>67537389
>the person who slowed that down
>>67537389
a true poet with filenames
>>67537002
>DianaDewASMR
>>67537421
robbie really has a glass chin physically
he's just too damn mentally tough to go down
i hope you realise that makes no sense idiot
How much of this past year is Gray going to forget after getting KOd again in July?
>>67537002
>>67537032
thats my fetish
>>67537458
I think he has a decent enough chin, it's somehow gotten better over the years it seems.
I think rory was slightly too patient in this fight.
>>67536597
>how the Irish check their potato crop
>>67537515
>Rory using Jones' established finger "technique"
>>67537507
there is only ONE.
>>67537452
>tfw listening to BR girl ASMR and posting Cloudia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0iAte4HZnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Je4KDd1h8
baba is a joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq6flLIpoEA
>>67537241
He's good. I'll never get used to his voice though, wow.
>>67537192
Erick Silva
>>67537543
>>67537507
Honestly I thought you were just one guy with a proxy because you got b&
Probably is the case desu
Just a reminder that if you are at least 5'4" you should be a heavyweight. NO EXCUSES.
Heavyweight is the most prestigious division, the only prestigious division.
Heavyweight is the only weight class that matters.
The heavyweight champion is the only real champion, all other "champions" and the P4P rankings are just a marketing tactic.
>>67537550
Got to be glad it was BJM and not Herb Dean
>>67537609
At least her porn vids are "classy".
>baba is a joke
>>67534343
From left to right
>man who jerks Claudia's penis with right hand
>man who jerks his own penis with left hand
>man who measures Claudia's penis
>the next victim
What went wrong?
>>67537729
>tfw Claudia probably got a higher score during penis inspection day than I did
>>67537110
There's nothing homo about appreciating feminine abs
>>67537848
What was your score?
>>67537810
nothing
>>67537935
38 ;_;
>>67537810
being the younger brother of the GOAT
>le fedor is le GOAT maymay
>>67538009
>38
70 here
Reminder that if you aren't at least above 50 you're a worthless dicklet
>>67538053
>I started watching MMA in 2011
>>67538053
lose my number
>"people" in this thread dont think the emelianenkos are the greatest fighters of all time
https://youtu.be/ksGLKmbQ2FE
#4
LADS FUCKING HELP I'M IN THE SNAKE ZONE
>le TKO'd by a senile middleweight man is le GOAT maymay
>>67538305
Don't worry, snakes never stay in one place. In a couple weeks they'll all be off to Denver
>>67538305
Are you a manlet ? You can't handle TJ ?
>>67538305
>>67538319
Leave Luke Rockhold out of this.
>>67538386
How much of a maymay was
>BANG
>MUAY
>THAI
>>67538301
Is Jacare part Asian?
>>67538396
haha nice
>>67538413
When rogan is won't stop talking about it you know it's bad
If these embedded are to be believed, Leslie Smith is having the time of her life before being deaded on saturday
Good for her desu
>>67538419
You ever seen the raw unadultered ameri-indians of Brazil? They can look quite asiatic
>>67536516
So fucking delusional
WELCOME TO THE SHOW
>>67538468
post the full one pussy
>>67538419
>>67538478
this, hes just a peculiar mix of amerindian and black
THE TIME IS NOW
YOU NEED TO HESPEC BRAZIL
BECAUSE THAT'S DANGER, NO?
Just watched Edgar vs Aldo again, hyped for their fight at 200.
Pulled this from the card too - herb dean actually did something useful here
>>67538552
Is he wearing false teeth?
>miocics boxing coach
>>67538576
The greatest Bigfoot moment ever?
Imagine looking up at him as he screams "BRASIL!!" in your face
i have a feeling something bad is going to happen to leslie smith
whenever i see her on embedded i get this really unsettling feeling in my bones
>>67538730
my bone gets unsettled when i see your mom
>>67538730
Actually the more I see her 100% relaxed and focused on enjoying herself I feel like she might actually pull the upset
I know it makes no sense but idk
>>67538730
Yeah, it's like in the movies where someone knows they're going to die so they spend their last hours in fulfilling ways and towards the end they find an inner peace and no longer fear what is to come
>>67538730
>>67538789
What's the worst that could happen?
>>67538789
it feels like watching a kid on their make a wish disney trip before dying of cancer
>>67538821
Exactly
Best analogy possible anon
>>67538827
first death in the octagon desu senpai
>>67538847
That works too yeah
>>67538689
Fucking terrifying
>>67538730
she seems like a normal person. hopefully when the cage door closes she can unleash the animal
>I rate GSP
Post yfw Cyborg is USADA'd, loses her power, gases early, and Leslie Smith grinds out a 29-28 UD
>>67538972
Imagine if Leslie Smith became the next Keith "The Giant Killer" Hackney
>>67538990
>I ate GSP
you now remember this
>>67539107
if i see another picture of that disgusting transgender hue im gonna throw a huge hissyfit
>>67539119
WOOOOOOW
That dude's changed like a motherfucker
>tfw WMMA is the future because guys want to fuck the fighters and women feel empowered supporting them
>>67539156
You gotta delete this.
>>67539156
fluke win
>>67539107
>wake me up
>>67539173
>posts an even uglier meth addicted tranny
>>67539107
Just noticed there is a little girl sitting in Travis' lap.
>there are "people" who unironically think Le Crocodile Man will beat Vitor "THE PHENOM" Belfort
Loving Every Laugh
>>67539480
Does Vitor even have any known weaknesses?
>>67539512
the seagal kick
>>67539512
None whatsoever.
>>67539107
lol
>"We have never seen hand speed like this in the UFC - Vitor Belfort is one to watch ladies and gentlemen"
>>67534198
jonah hill lmfao
>>67539631
Fuck it I'm just gonna webm all the fights I have of Vitor
I'm actually watching the cards too though, so I'm not gonna be quick
>>67539631
>beating up a man with only one pec
should have been charged with a hate crime desu
>>67539694
nice, then all these rockhold fags can see what a real fighter looks like
anyone live near the Applebees on route 46 east?
>>67534343
le natty crew
>>67539845
someone should go heem pat barry
>"Lets go live to Joe Rogan"
>"I'm here live with Victor."
>"Congratulations Victor."
>"Unbelievable Victory"
>>67539208
>tfw this argument made about women's tennis, women's soccer, womens basketball
>tfw men's sport outearns by factors of five to five thousand
>>67537389
why do they do this? I remember watching a fight last night and they did this, I think it was Hendo vs Anderson
>>67534657
>those hairlines
wew
>>67539845
wtf
btw i had to solve a rubik's cube in the captcha to post this
>>67539892
Bad lip reading
>how did you do it Victor
>Dodge steroid test <points toward official>
>>67539845
A place to eat featuring a floor eater and a carpet muncher
America stronk
>>67539631
TRTor vs young Vitor who wins?
Should I watch every title fight in UFC/WEC/Strikeforce or is there no point ?
I'm not a casual but I'm still pretty new to the sport (circa 2013)
>>67540173
Steroid Vitor vs TRT Vitor?
I'd love to know the answer to that.
>>67540201
Sounds like fun!
>>67540201
Yeah you should, what's the worst that could happen goof
>>67540201
Honestly just watch the cards from the start, and carefully fast forward when you get a boring fight.
The early UFC and everything from Pride is especially fun.
Do it.
>>67540316
>Honestly just watch the cards from the start
That would obviously be the best option, but I don't have the time for that
Have you ever said memes or made references outside of this thread
>dont be scared homie
>are we pretending
>my checks are super heavyweight
>>67540394
No because I'm not a complete fucking aspie
>>67540394
I often want to but I'm too afraid nobody will understand so I don't
>>67540394
no but when i walk into a room i silently determine if i could heem every there.
>>67540173
trtos obviously
>>67540394
I've used @ once or twice, pretty funny because retards think I'm some sort of uber newfag who doesn't know how to quote
Tbh I thought "@" in general was more than just a /heem/ thing but apparently not
>>67540394
no because my friends are downer casuals that are only interested in McNugget and think submissions are boring.
>>67540394
I once said, "where you at george? Where you at motherfucker?!?!" To a bro i roll with in bjj. I did it because he kept stalling
>>67540514
did he do the hand shakey me so scared gesture back at you?
Would you rather bang Claudia or the little girl that sparred Guyborg?
>>67540388
Ah, I started watching in 2010, and just watched a card/half a card a night when I was in college. Title fights would be worth it though desu.
Also, if you haven't seen it already, season 1 of TUF is pretty good.
>>67540622
Go back to /tv/ you fucking weirdo
>>67540394
I have. I went with some friends to watch the Cotto/Marvilla fight at someones house. When Sergio was wobbly as fuck during the opening rounds I was yelling "HEEM SLEEPY!" Everyone else was yelling too so no one seemed to notice.
>>67540394
I say lose my number and other schaubisms frequently.
>>67540476
lel
>>67540661
>I started watching in 2010
Yeh the number of cards has doubled since then kek
Why not TUF, I'll look into it
>>67540850
>tfw he's probably a virgin
Watching this season's TUF made me realise just how racist Joanna is. She's a true /pol/lack, lads
>>67540707
well known fix between training partners btw
>>67540934
yeah right
>>67540956
W-who's this
>>67540956
Just banter.
>>67541002
This is Patrick
>>67540956
she was walking around Berlin on Embedded once and used the term "multi culti" after seeing a group of muzzies huddled down an alley
>>67540956
>amerifat
>claiming racism
>>67540972
she looks brazilian
>>67541087
roastie spotted
>>67541002
Sarah "Im a PortaPorty for rich Arabs" Mundo
>>67541052
Kek. I remember that now
>>67539903
At least it's a bit more real in MMA - let me extrapolate, I think you're gonna love my extrapolation
Ronda's set records that put the vast majority of male fighters to shame.
Finish records, and the amount of eyeballs she drew - astronomic, and historic
Brock, Conor, Ronda; The Father, The Son, The Holy Ghost of MMA buyrates
>>67541188
>Sarah "Im a PortaPorty for rich Arabs" Mundo
Shouldn't that be inversed ?
Sarah "I use rich arabs as PortaPotty" Mundo ?
>>67541197
Wanderlei was visibly shook
>>67541211
because they weren't selling a sport, they were selling a social movement
>>67541197
Why aren't you asleep lad
If you lose two in a row, you should be allowed to use as much TRT as you want for your upcoming fight
>>67535404
in this month's world star hiphop fight comp there's a fight that ends via soccer kick after some chump who watches too much UFC failed at shooting a double leg
>>67541343
I'll never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozrb0SaxTu0
>>67539903
>>67541211
Of all the Women Sport there are, I honestly think WMMA is among the best. It's the only one I watch anyway, and I'm not often sitting there thinking 'this is absolute shit and a complete waste'
>>67540691
This, so many great Schaub phrases I've incorporated into my vernacular
>>67541425
Yes but fighters coming off two losses can only fight another fighter comin off two losses
And, of course, loser is cut
>>67541425
that means Gray Maynard gets to use double TRT!
>>67536972
thats a 10 on /heem ladies and gents
>>67540691
>>67541477
Honeydicking
For sure
Lose my number
My man
I'm not mad at it
>>67541511
Great kick desu
Thinks fast, connects well, precise
>>67541407
Work long nights Friday - Sunday, getting in my routine.
Shitty hours but decent pay and I get the rest of the week off.
What about you?
>>67541511
"Hi I'm Ryan Bader, and this is Jackass!"
>>67538789
What is her path to victory?
>>67541620
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wwy0ZhSvMg
>>67541596
UFC debut when?
That's a next season of TUF idea right there, TUF25: The Street Fighters
Bring all the most popular WSHH fighters into the house, see what happens
>>67541197
Victor Gracie there demonstrating the power of Jiu Jitsu
>>67541656
Fight ends in knockout and all the other fighters run in to strip off the losers trunks
>>67541656
>UFC debut
Oh it's a great kick but it's still illegal.
None of that shit in the UFC
>>67541613
Nothing to do but shitpost
Is it too early for a new thread?
>>67538278
>Aleks Emelianenko is one of the greatest fighters of all time
heem your thoughts on this
Someone post Struve cucking Bigfoot webm please lads.
>>67539929
Helps cool you down. The pits and groin are the warmest parts of the surface of the human body I think
>>67541693
I have no doubts that if Sakuraba beat Wanderlei or Cro Cop he would've been president of Japan.
>>67542009
laughing out loud
thanks la
How badly would pic related destroy the UFC WW division? Keep in mind he just started training Muay Thai and Jitz
Delete this.
>>67542178
>UFC WW
If he is at least 5'4" then he should be a heavyweight. No excuses.
>>67541997
This will never get old
>>67542225
Shit meme, pack it in for a while and work on the movement of it
>>67541901
heem is pro aleks and we support his legal battle where he has been wrongly convicted, take your bullshit somewhere else
>>67542255
It's not a meme, I hate seeing all these idiots that cut weight, when the majority of them walk around at or close to heavyweight. I hate seeing heavyweight not getting the respect it deserves.
>>67542178
He, Nick, and Nate will run the WW division for years once they get CIR testing implemented
The better question however is when Durian is gonna drop down to Flyweight and meme on Memey Mouse
Look at those stone hands with that lightning speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6G594s6PPs
Bisping is GOAT
>when the heem so brutal everyone goes silent
>>67542339
amazing
Good morning /heem/.
Night shift is about to start.
>>67534920
>that last """flurry""" of punches
>>67534953
wtf?
>>67535000
>>67535078
why do MMA wives look so old? almost motherly some times.
>>67535220
>>67535345
Bader is his own worst enemy. If only all of his opponents were Keith Jardine.
>>67535404
>>67536428
>>67536454
>me on the right
>those feet
>>67537046
>>67537238
>spread them cheeks gurl
>>67539107
no one's eyeing your "girl" Travis, fucking calm down.
>>67539173
she seriously looks like one of those handicapped girls everyone posts on /b/. literally.
>>67540972
>>67542471
top fucking kek
>>67542378
>>67542339
My boy would destroy your boy. Pic related is him about to train with Amir Khan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHMGoR29JPk
>>67542414
post all the best shadow realm KOs
>>67542414
>not setting up your leg kicks
>>67542502
>all these (You)'s
>not a single one for me
>JESUS
>>67542557
gotcha famalama ding dong.
>>67542610
THIS GUY IS A MUNSTER
>>67542593
T-thanks
>>67542647
was it autism?
@67542610
@67542651
>USADA'd
>>67542706
NEW
>>67542677
Nah. I'd say he's just thinking "they think I'm gonna fight but I'm never gonna fight lel"
>>67542178
His pencil neck makes him an easy target for rear naked chokes.
I will FILL this thread into a living death
>>67534695
why is she crying, what was said in the interview?
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