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THIS IS A BILL THREAD
POST UR BILLS
>>67499063
"All series baby, all series"
>>67499051
This. Even the fancy stats people knew it would happen, though they memed too hard and picked the Flyerss.
>rags
Will the Islels deal Halak to Calgary?
>>67499081
Why do goalers also do the same thing when they get BTFO?
Hey where's the guy who said he would kill himself on cam if the craps lost?
>>67499081
is this the new literally inconsolable?
>tfw my meme team has a cup and the c(r)aps dont
>>67499109
Cause they are usually down in the butterfly when they get scored on so it's easier just to lie down and cry
>tfw no ring ever
>Penguins still undefeated when leading after the 2nd period
HOW DO YOU STOP THEM?
REMEMBER FLEURY IS THEIR BACKUP GOALIE
>Ovechkin gets jaded as fuck and has a terrible attitude, eventually going over to the KHL
literally the next Kovalchuk
>at least they can hang another banner to the rafter
>>67499125
No, literally inconsolable is eternal. Holtmeme can be its own thing.
> tfw you remember every Sportsnet pundit projecting the Craps to win the Stan Lee
> tfw Ovie will consider suicide
>>67499107
seems likely. flames need a goalie, isles need to shed salary, a good match for both.
>>67499081
>hellodarkness.jpg
>>67499051
Agreed. I don't really believe the "hot/cold going in" shit when it comes to a ~5 game sample but Washington was cold for the last half of the year.
>>67499141
ovi at least puts his heart on the line, kovy was ALWAYS a gutless mercenary. hell, he even bailed on st. petersburg to play in beijing now
>>67499081
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
Hey Faggots,
My name is Brock, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the hockey team, and freshman phenom for an NCAA champion team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>67499146
We've had worse.
>>67499158
Flames should go after Andersen or Gibson first, whichever one the Ducks don't want
>tfw Bonino cucked the hatty from Bill
>tfw in top 10 of brackets
>1 of 3 in the top bracket that picked a cup winner not eliminated
Why did they take a picture when there is clearly a depressed man in the back
>>67499109
You're on your knees so when you lose you just go limp and fall down. Skates just stop striding and switch to glide
>Bill
>clutch
pick both
BILL APPRECIATION
>>67499140
>REMEMBER FLEURY IS THEIR BACKUP GOALIE
That's not a good thing m8
>>67499199
i dunno, andersen is a huge choker and the ducks will want to hold on to gibson. previous ducks goalie castoffs that posted good stats(hiller, fasth, bryzgalov) have all looked terrible
>>67499237
It's not a good thing for their opponents :^)
>>67499197
>wnba
>attendance champions
my fucking sides
> NBCSN: Craps have not advanced past 2R since 1998
You can't make this shit up...
>>67499194
lel
>>67499146
two if you count the president's
Why are the Caps so terrible, senpai?
>crapwagoners
>>67499140
>Stanley Cup winning goalie is sitting on the bench, healthy
>playing a team who just finished with the 7th best regular season in NHL history
Fuck it let's go with the 21 year old rookie.
NEVER FORGET
>>67499244
I think Gibson has choked worse, but you're probably right. Calgary won't want to risk dealing with them again.
>it's a "redditors pretend to have been pongs fans the whole time" episode
Please, I'm asking nicely. Please just go back.
>>67499276
Dem pads doe
>>67499271
>those tears
Fuckit, I'll still support this team for some reason
They'll be good next year, pretty much the same team returning. They'll still lose in the playoffs, but at least I'll get a fun regular season.
>>67499197
> Attendance Champions
Holy shit... THIS ACTUALLY EXISTS?!
![anime%20manga%20medaka%20box%20shiranui%20hansode%201440x810%20wallpaper_wallpaperbeautiful_83[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hj5d6S8.jpg "anime%20manga%20medaka%20box%20shiranui%20hansode%201440x810%20wallpaper wallpaperbeautiful 83[1]")
>>67499257
Here is a smug of that anime.
>>67499198
>when the second round hits you hard
>>blowing a 3-0 lead
Tampa Gay is going to annihilate you cucks
>>67499081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
I legit feel bad for Ovechkin guys. You can tell his brothers ghost is pushing him to win and he fails every year.
> tfw it still hurts
>>67499271
>dedicated fan
>bandwagoner
lel
>>67499292
How new are you?
>>67499276
Murray is playing so well right now though that you can't replace him.
>>67499324
소ㅑㄴ 슈ㅗ ㄹ므
Every year i get my hopes up at the start of the season. Every year they roll out to a decent start. Every year they manage to throw it away in the play offs. Ii love this team but god damn i might just skip watching the playoffs next year.
We're coming back, boys!
>>67499324
>think ur good cause u beat an over achieving islanders
top kek
>>67499330
come here bro
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/coachs-corner-connor-mcdavid-may-already-nhls-best-player/
Is this true, lads?
>>67499330
cursed by boudreau bro
but fuck you, you guys have a cup
>>67499314
It gets better though. The only reason they were the 'attendance champions' is because they literally gave away free tickets to random people on the street.
>>67499354
>implying the clots can beat the billsburgh bills
>>67499362
Nah kane bruh
>>67499362
Edmemeton is going to run him into the ground. He'll be a bust in 2 years.
>>67499362
아다! 려차웨
A new millennium of suffering awaits Trashington
>>67499342
Probably front runner for Conn Smythe if Pens go ahead to win the SC
>>67499379
>Implying I wont be enjoying a Publix Sub and watching my team win the Stan Lee Cup
>>67499368
thank god he's gone, I've spent years being pissed off at that fat fucks retarded line memeing
>>67499379
>bill kessel is literally a google search
>still comes up with phil every single time
>>67499063
disappointing. where the fuck was ovi tonight?
>>67499117
hanging from a rope
>>67499362
Still Sid for probably another 5 years or so
>>67499357
Watching Bonino make that OT goals makes it hurt even more
But good for bones , hope the Pongs win it for Hags, Bones and The Rev
>>67499403
>implying i won't be eating a pub sub watching you lose
>>67499115
he's still fat
>>67499403
Maybe 15 years from now.
>>67499403
>implying bill won't take all the publix subs with him when he heads out west with his team to play in the scf
>>67499407
"phil" doesn't even exist anymore, he's only Bill
>>67499446
>tfw I refer to him as "Bill" around people not familiar with memes
>>67499415
Bonino was awful for the first half of the season, until Malkin got injured and he centered Bill and Hags, then things just clicked
>>67499434
Go to bed, Steiner
>>67499466
Lemieux dubs confirm tampon gay losing in 5.
>>67499404
You don't think the Ducks will be a worse team ? I think GMBM And the Owners are more to blame than Bruce for not going for after a top Lw
>>67499459
same 2bh
>>67499094
I spent this whole time shitposting irl on fags and this feels so good
>tfw >your team traded away the instrument of their own destruction and he turned out to be the key to unlocking the power of Bill
We miss you Hags
>>67499223
>clutch
Matt Cullen??? You obviously have no idea what clutch means, but it's ok, didn't expect much from a dainty Swede.
>>67499466
>top pairing takes sid and shuts him down
>second pairing takes malkin and shuts him down
>Hags-bonino-bill runs wild over your third pairing
wew
>>67499514
retard canacuck he was referring to BILL dont you have a fire to put out
>>67499525
Wow, rude. Bill's face is only fat due to the cancer drugs, he is still in very good shape.
Christ I wish I had a bitch so Bill could fuck her. Anyone else know this feel?
>>67499525
>hating based bill
>hating ELITE murray
yeah fuck caps fans
>>67499518
This 2bh, even if >your team can stop Sid and Malkin (they can't), hags-boner-bill outmatches any 3rd defensive pairing.
>>67499362
Possibly, it's not as farfetched as these underage retards are suggesting here. No surprise /hoc/ doesn't know shit about hockey.
McDavid is a generational talent, no doubt about it. But I don't think this league has seen such a true, grinding meat and potatoes player like him in decades. He grinds in those tough to play areas, he's a blue collar canadian. Criminally underrated.
>>67499483
The owner, yes, for being a cheap kike and not spending to the cap and thinking he can win a championship by being 10 million under
The pick the >laffs got from the >pongs is now guaranteed to be no better than 27th
>laffs
>>67499324
Nah, the Atlantic competition was and is still a joke this year. Doesn't really matter either way though, the West is taking the cup home again.
>>67499315
Cheers bro
>>67499564
>laffs
>>67499514
>Bill is a canadian nickname for Matt Cullen
The fuck?
>>67499525
desu i really don't see how anyone could hate bill. he's the most likable hockey player
i'm gonna an hero myself
>>67499564
>picking twice in the first round
Will those faggots still fuck it up?
>>67499305
>caring about regular season
who you got speee
stors or bloos
>>67499362
it will be Sid until he is 33-34 and then it will be debatable
>>67499609
Blues, tired of the Stars shitposting
>>67499580
> Laffs have Matthews
Unless he turns out to be fucking shit, don't think so. Even then, would it matter if Nylander, Soshnikov, Kapanen, and Marner are on their big team next year?
>>67499609
stars, blues always choke, always
same for the shorks. stars versus predators, nashville versus texas
>>67499609
hoping for blues, but not because you gay ass phoneposters keeping spamming shit
>>67499459
Completely forget his name wasn't Bill. My brain is memed out.
IN BILL WE TRUST
>>67499609
stars. hate their shitposting but the blues have both a choker captain and goalie
>>67499609
How rough is it living in St. Louis?
>>67499560
Fug I know . honestly , Bob Murry should have convinced Samueli that this was The fucking year to spend to cap after getting eliminated by the RedditHawks in game 7 of WCF last year
I feel like our window is going to shut on us now . Feels bad man
>>67499609
Blues. Dullass shitposting needs to die off already.
>>67499570
>>67499540
>2 GWG vs 0 GWG
>Cullen > Bill wrt clutchness
>>67499609
>blues
>>67499609
Cheering for >stors, expecting >blose
can a webm fag plox make this for me and for bill?
https://twitter.com/penguins/status/730235774159990784
>>67499094
>>67499665
>yfw the chimpening causes the blues to move to LA
>>67499630
One wonders how many of their many, many centers will adapt to the wing
>elimin8ed
>>67499609
dallasfag here. giving the stars about a 35 percent chance of actually winning this game.
>tfw exam at the same time of the game so i will be missing about half of it
might be a good thing considering it will probably be over by the time i get out. kari will probably have his meltdown in the first period.
>>67499630
>Nylander, Soshnikov, Kapanen, and Marner
lol
Can someone tell me why Benedict Cumberbatch is coaching the Penguins? I thought he'd be busy with movies
>>67499283
Personally I hope the pens win the cup with Murray so the Flames can trade for flower
>>67499638
Why not Blues music vs Country music?
>shorks
>>67499716
I want to see this in reverse.
>>67499758
it's current year, he can film everything over skype since it's all done with CGI these days
>mfw americucks think kane is the leagues best player
>mfw he wouldn't even make it onto team canada's first 2 lines
so fucking pathetic LMAO
>>67499758
He can do magic
>>67499609
Stars have zero chance of winning a second game in a row against st. louis.
Blues win 5-2.
>>67499666
it is, because >we're not going to be able to resign a lot of players who had breakthrough years last year, they will cheap out hard on the salary
so once again the playoffs, assuming >we make them, are going to be played with more than half a roster than belongs in a beer league
>>67499760
Penguins would have no reason to do that this year. Murray still has another year on his ELC.
>>67499785
>>67499716
holy shit I need both. WEBM FAGS PLEASE
>>67499828
they need to trade him before next summer because the expansion draft
>>67499796
Kane would be a top liner Canacuck
>>67499415
Bones was always pretty fucking clutch.
I remember that time he roofed it versus the Jets to start off a record-setting comeback win.
I don't come here often... why do you call Phil Kessel "Bill" ?
>>67499847
Or that OT goal to eliminate Dallas in 2014 playoff series
>>67499837
17-18 is the earliest it could happen.
>>67499863
Top chej
>>67499872
pretty sure it came from shitposting where someone feigned ignorance about his actual first name, but it was so long ago
>>67499872
Because he's got the skills to pay the Bills
>>67499758
>not wanting Sherlock as your hockey coach
>>67499837
I'd rather negotiate a conditional pick from LV in exchange for leaving Fleury exposed. That protects the rest of the roster and returns an asset
>>67499796
I'm all for picking on Kane and American hockey knowledge, but c'mon man, this is just retarded.
>>67499896
shut the fuck up
>>67499885
There's only one offseason between then and now.
>>67499906
Fleury has to be protected due to his NMC. They could do that with Murray though.
>>67499863
I'm dying
>>67499872
Listen to Hughson next game. He calls him Bill Kessel when he gets excited
>>67499796
>mfw this isn't even shitposting
Canada ain't got room for a playmaking manlet winger. Only teams with shit centre depth need that
post yfw you realize Alexander Ovechkin will never win the Stanley Cup
>>67499913
Those Czech totals are inflated by the presence of Jagr.
>>67499913
the czech points are prolly all jagr
>>67499943
>>67499896
This place is ruined why do I even come back for hockey
>please feed me
>HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE
>>67499938
>Fleury has to be protected due to his NMC.
If he's going to waive his NMC for a trade to Calgary they might as well get him to waive his NMC for LV. At least he wouldn't risk being burned to death
>>67499872
He looks like a Bill. Fat, balding, autistic, scraggly facial hair... it's perfect. Even more so now that he's in Pittsburgh. Looks like a "Bill from Dahntahn."
>>67499913
>finland is below even slovakia
Stars are winning the cup and there's nothing /hoc/ can do about it
>>67499947
>those czech numbers are inflated by a good player
Why doesn't america or finland produce good players?
>>67499947
As are the swedes because of the best forward who plays defense.
Shold I get a Team USA Bill sweater or a pongs Bill sweater?
>>67499971
Go worship normie SJW memes on some cuckblog faggot
>>67500000
00000 cups will be won b y the stors
>>67500000
>the quints can't be stopped
>>67500002
Laugh it up will you can, Jean-Francois, your time at the top is coming to an end.
>>67500000
> Trusts Finns to be good goalies
Yeah, no.
>>67500000
Oh, fuck. I know you guys aren't the North Stars anymore, but if the Pens make it to the Stanley Cup Finals, it will be another Pens/Stars series.
>>67500019
Team USA. He will always be American. He might not always be a pong.
>>67500019
pongs Bill sweater, you may have actually have a reason to wear it proudly at some point with that one
>>67500000
>wasting quads on a team that won't make it past the blues
>>67500000
godfuckingdammit /hoc/ this isn't right
>>67499975
the rule has not been finalized yet but as of now if a player has a NMC you absolutely have to protect him from being expansion drafted
>>67500027
look at all those words and realize how stupid you are
>>67500000
who gravity's rainbow here
>>67500000
Shit get
>>67500019
USA
>>67500019
Penguins because he'll actually win something with them.
Rate biggest chokers in NHL
Laffs, Nucks, Bloos, Craps, Shorks
>>67500000
>DUN DUN
DALLAS
>DUN
STARS
>NSH/SJ and DAL/STL both played game 6 on Monday
>DAL/STL game 7 is Wednesday
>NSH/SJ game 7 is Thursday
Is this TV Jewery at work or was San Jose's arena unavailable Wednesday night?
YOU'RE DOING IT PETER
>>67500061
>mfw the >rags have to protect girardi and staal
>>67499872
>I don't come here often
Let's keep it that way aight
>>67499914
>>67499971
>m-m-m-muh secret club
>thinking /sp/ is /b/
>>67500091
caps didn't choke this year, they just lost
keep doubting retards Bolts sweep in 6
>>67500000
>>67500000
5 zeros isnt enough you need a real get to win the cup
>>67499837
the expansion draft isn't a thing yet
The Pittsburgh Penguins are 45-0-0 this season when leading after 2 periods.
>>67500091
In this order
>shorks
>craps
>laffs
>bloos
>rags
>nucks
>>67500091
nucks, craps, bloos, shorks, laffs,
>rags
>>67500041
Hahaha, this idiot actually thinks a country that can't even make outdoor hockey rinks can compete with the big boys. What's wrong with America's education system?
>>67499872
I noticed Pen's play-by-play guy calling him Bill before /sp/ did, so I'm going to assume it's been a thing for a while
>>67499896
>>67499971
>>67500027
Fucking normies, gtfo of this board. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67500000
screencapped for tomorrow
pls be fake though. if the blues lose i might die from a broken heart
>>67500061
I refuse to believe the rule can be that dumb. NMC are for the player's benefit. They should be able to waive them if it puts them in a more favorable position. For Fleury that would be
>guaranteed starter with no prospects looking to steal his job for at least 3 years
>small market away from the canadian media
>no state income tax
>look at all those words and realize how stupid you are
>not realizing I'm both of these response.
Bet you feel dumb right now.
>>67500091
>no ducks
>>67500096
based selena gomez is giving the perds a rest
>>67500041
>W-we will be #1 someday
Says the increasingly nervous ameritubby for the 30th straight year
>>67500096
Arena shit, but the Preds have played literally every other day since the playoffs started before this break. They have been getting TV jewed from the start.
>>67500121
>detoilet
>ilelanders
>>67500119
telling people not to spoonfeed is not telling people to le xD sekrit club it but I guess you're bad at reading
>>67500110
this is the reason I don't think the vote will pass in June. it requires teams to "make available" 25% of their team salary but you have to protect all NMC's and 1st and 2nd year players are auto protected. it just seems impossible for too many teams
>>67500209
sure the player can waive it but what is Fleury's reason to waive playing for the pens when Murray would obviously be taken in the expansion draft in his place? Murray would be gone and he'd have no one behind him.
Bet you feel dumb right now.
>Las Vegas gets an expansion franchise
>all it's players are broke within 6 months
>"thats not a playoff beard, he's just homeless"
Anyway, what will the team name be?
>>67500293
The Las Vegas Blackjacks
>>67500293
Canes are moving to Vegas #CONFIRMED
>>67500293
wranglers
lucky 7s
showstoppers
gangers
mobsters
>>67500293
if it is not the gamblers the franchise should fold immediately.
>>67500274
>sure the player can waive it but what is Fleury's reason to waive playing for the pens when Murray would obviously be taken in the expansion draft in his place? Murray would be gone and he'd have no one behind him.
So why would he waive to go to the flames? There is zero benefit to going to Calgary. He has his cup.
>>67500307
>yfw blackjack vs bluejacket stanley cup final in 2020
>>67500293
Black Knights is the rumoured confirmed name
>>67500293
Owners want "Black Aces". I think Bandits is the best.
>>67500308
> People turning on NC for anti-LGBT laws
> Canes worst attendance in the league
> NBA stripping Charlotte of All Star game
Holy shit, this is actually happening...
>>67500352
why would they want black aces instead of just aces? they want the SJW crowd?
>>67500293
Las vegas card sharks
>they never win a cup
>>67500351
faggot-tier name desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkUVToIfrKg
thread theme
>>67500293
> tfw Ducks fan living in Las Vegas
Can't wait , they should call them the Vegas Guineas
>leave california to me
>>67500373
Good . Social Conservatism is a disease that must be eradicated
>>67500375
lel. I think it has something to do with the prospective owner's university
>Report: Capitals' Alex Ovechkin has 'asked for a trade'
HOLY SHIT
>>67500449
>supporting LGBTQAFXYZ faggotry
>>67500293
I'd like to see them do something with a "v". Like the Las Vegas Venoms. Vegas Venoms sounds a bit better. Fucking spanish meme language.
>>67500449
You're a virus.
http://www.theprovince.com/sports/hockey/canucks-hockey/canuck+caught+alleged+family+murder/11910187/story.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
What
>>67500469
just embrace your homosexuality, anon.
after all, you are a faggot
>>67500488
Oy vey
>>67500449
t. reddit
>>67500545
2ez
>>67500325
That's the point. the rules now are you can only save one goalie and you have to save people with NMC clauses. that means that if the rules stay the same there is no way at all for the penguins to save murray.
Fleury gets paid the same either way so my point is Fleury won't ignore his NMC and will fuck over the Penguins and let murray go
>>67500488
christ. i ragged on vey a lot, but if ever there was an excuse and legitimate reason to suck, this is it.
>>67500595
The pongs can trade Murray for protected prospects or picks. That's not ideal but it's better than losing him for nothing.
>>67500000
Well no point in watching any of the rest of the games.
GG
>>67500595
>Fleury gets paid the same either way
No he doesn't. He gets more money by going to a state like LV. Fleury is a self-admitted choker. He went to a specialist to deal with it. I'm sure he'd rather be out of the spotlight on a team with no expectations than constantly being hounded and blamed for every loss like he is in Pittsburgh
>>67500629
I don't want a pick or prospects I want Murray and many teams will feel the same and that is why I don't think this expansion draft vote will pass in June. I think either the rules change or the GMs ask for another year to plan for it
>>67500669
well now you're just shitposting sorry I wasted my time on you. Also he still goes to his sports therapist you're not very informed and I'm sure you sucked at sports growing up since nobody would rather be on the worst team in the league than on the Penguins right now. I bet you were upset that players didn't want to be on your team since your mom brought the best snacks
WHAT CHANNEL IS THE WHL ON?
WE GOT OVERTIME
>>67500293
Las Vegas Hustle
what 5 teams are biggest chokers?
1. Sharks
2. Caps
3. Blues
4. Canucks
5. Sabres
BASED WHEATS
>>67500702
>nobody would rather be on the worst team
Easily disproved, Vermette went back to the Coyotes after winning the cup last year. Lots of pros lose the "fire" over the years and would rather play in a less stressful situation. LV probably won't even be the worst team. The new expansion rules are going to leave lots of good players exposed and with competent goaltending they could be a surprise in the weak pacific.
>Also he still goes to his sports therapist you're not very informed
Nowhere in my post did I imply there was a specific duration for his psych help. I said he went for help. Did I say he stopped getting help?
Anyway, 2 cups, fat contract and Olympic gold. Might as well enjoy warm winters in the desert instead of being hounded by psychos in chillly Pittsburgh.
>>67500732
>another OT
fucking christ what a meme series
>>67500771
as a Canuck fan I would agree with this. At least we got all those PM Trophies and made some cup finals.
>>67499609
i want finnish goaltending to not become an even bigger meme
>>67500794
i'm not down on fleury, but olympic gold, really? the guy was the third string goalie. easily the least relevant player on that roster, contributed nothing to it
>>67500460
sauce
>>67500794
>Anyway, 2 cups
he doesn't have 2 cups you are stupid. lel gold? sure thing.
>Lots of pros lose the "fire" over the years and would rather play in a less stressful situation
I highly doubt he will lay over and die knowing he has sidney crosby and evgeni malkin on his team
>Nowhere in my post did I imply there was a specific duration for his psych help.
You used the past tense.
>>67499395
Not for us Baltimore fans. ;-)
he didn't score
>>67499554
As if Penguins fans didn't shit all over Kessel for most of the season.
>>67500929
not on here we didn't?
>>67499611
The guy that just had a whopping 2 assists in a 6-game series and was a -3? Crosby's not the best player in the game now, much less in another 5 years.
>>67500874
>he doesn't have 2 cups you are stupid. lel gold? sure thing.
He will in a month or so.
>I highly doubt he will lay over and die knowing he has sidney crosby and evgeni malkin on his team
Keep in mind the alternative is being the guy who selfishly forced the Conn Smythe winner out of town
>You used the past tense.
A person can begin an action in the past tense and continue it to the present.
>>67500946
Then you're a bandwagoner? You clearly don't live in Pittsburgh.
>>67500926
this shit is cringeworthy
>>67500771
>no leafs
the leafs pulled off the most legendary choke of all time, they should at least be top 3
Woah, holy shit guys, I was just doing some tinkering around and stuff looking at hockey statistics and i found something pretty nuts. This is a list of teams that didn't have a Minnesotan play at least 10 games for them this season.
>Anaheim: eliminated
>Arizona: shit
>Boston: shit
>Buffalo: shit
>Calgary: shit
>Chicago: eliminated
>Columbus: shit
>Detroit: eliminated
>Nashville: still playing
>New Jersey: shit
>Ottawa: shit
>Vancouver: shit
>>67500958
>He will in a month or so.
so he'll have a cup that he didn't earn just like his gold that he didn't earn? yeah thats no reason to try to come back and earn one for himself
>>67500958
>Keep in mind the alternative is being the guy who selfishly forced the Conn Smythe winner out of town
this is why I want the expansion rules to change. I really want Murray instead of him but I just don't buy that Fleury will walk away.
>A person can begin an action in the past tense and continue it to the present.
well you did at least imply it and I like hitting every point
>>67500972
no I liked Kessel's play all season long and I hated Johnston and the way he tried to use him as a slapshot rather than actually utilizing his skill set.
>>67500986
still not the state of hockey
>>67501009
>didn't earn
\
Playing nearly 60 regular season games to get the team to the playoffs is far from "didn't earn". If Fleury was a defenceman that got hurt and was replaced by a rookie callup in the same situation no one would argue he "didn't earn" his name on the cup. Yeah, the gold is cheap but he still won it.
>>67500986
Who is this girl?
>>67501063
I think in his mind he'll think he didnt earn it but yes he completely earned this regular season all by himself.
ask anyone that watched every game under johnston and Fleury is the only reason they even went .500 during that stretch and I honestly have always been a huge fanboy of Fleury so I may be caught up in the Murray hype now because I also watch a lot of AHL.
basically I hate the expansion draft because of this goalie situation and my opinion is usually to side with the younger guy. I hope this shit doesn't fuck up Crosby and Malkin's legacies by them choosing the wrong goalie to keep
>>67500926
> Rags
> Shit-tier banner
If I was that chick I'd dump his ass for an Isles fan. And then send pics fucking with a Devils jersey on just to spite him.
>>67501101
>I think in his mind he'll think he didnt earn it
Fair point
>ask anyone that watched every game under johnston and Fleury is the only reason they even went .500 during that stretch
True dat. People were calling Crosby finished, Kessel was a a mistake and Malkin was Malkin and they still weren't dead in the water.
That said, Fleury will NEVER get any acknowledgement of his merits unless he leaves Pittsburgh. He is thought of as "Sid's goalie" or 21st century Grant Fuhr.
>>67496379
Cubans are mentally ill stupid faggots who don't know shit about hockey. You expect him to connect 2 + 2 on my original point? They're dumb as fuck.
>>67499863
top kek damn..
>>67499408
Standing at the dot, doing fuck all.
are the kongs and bloos new rivalry?
>>67501167
yeah that's all true and I hate it but it tends to happen with Pittsburgh sports (I'm obviously biased). Pittsburgh loves the unsung heroes after they win especially in football but if the stars don't deliver big these other guys get too much hate but they always take care of their guys that were loyal.
Pittsburgh hasn't always loved him but I have because I've always known how bad the defense was in front of him. If he played in a defensive system he'd get a lot of praise.
good talk canuck I have to head to bed now, go pens
>>67501100
No clue
Penguins are going to win it all
>>67501288
I will fucking die.
>>67501167
>That said, Fleury will NEVER get any acknowledgement of his merits unless he leaves Pittsburgh.
The comparison I've always made with Fleury is Chris Osgood.
People forget Chris Osgood was actually pretty fuckin' good.
Binland plz help Pekka not meme on thursday
>>67501374
perds lose in the second OT
sorry friendo.
t. a time traveler
>>67501127
quite the fantasy you have there anon
>Ovie is gonna go out without ever winning a cup
>>67501446
>implying that's a bad thing
>>67501446
capitalism wins again
>>67500449
Liberals are literally the worst thing ever
>>67501460
people that show up at 2am and respond to two hour shitposts might be worse
>>67501446
Fuck Ovie and fuck holtby. So far this series the only cap I learned to like is beagle. But he said he wants to spend his career in Washington so fuck him. He knows what he's getting into
>craps
That's what you get Williams for leaving
>>67501469
>Implying I didn't just get home and am now going through the thread
Curb your autism bud, who cares when stuff is posted
>>67501473
I still like TJ Oshie. You can tell he's new in Washington because he actually shows up in the playoffs.
>>67501484
responding to a shitpost is bad enough and responding to a shitpost 2 hours late is worth calling you a dumb faggot.
I know you probably like 2/3s of /pol/ /tv/ and /v/ but you are not supposed to respond to bait, it only encourages more people to post bait and then it ruins the board
>>67501482
>kongs
>>67501503
Shut up nigger
>>67501503
Not that other anon, but
>2016
>thinking there's anything on spee to ruin
How many do you think you should pick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a730vEbqpSo
>get home
>check scores
>Craps eliminated
>Ovechkin cup count still 0
>Bill with 2 goals and 1 assist
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
is the Ovi meme finished?
I feel bad for ovi
>>67501446
Nobody cares except caps fans
I know this thread is mostly about shitting on the Caps tonight but can we just take a moment to laugh at the Laffs' silent tears as well?
>kessel was the problem
>>67501493
Kek. Yea the only craps I really hate are Ovie and holtby. I like beagle and then I'm just kinda indifferent to the rest of them.
>>67501446
Good.
He's a dirty player.
>>67501554
he's russian m8...
>>67499276
He chokes in the playoffs
That's where he belongs
huomenta
>rags
Leave matty ice to me
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Reminder that this faggot got shut the fuck down and is the real reason the >craps lost
>>67501581
he's just a semi autist that needs to go out have fun and play unpressured, which is why he shined in a non critical game 6. there's no way he could perform with the constant media hounding in toronto.
he wasnt the problem just not working for >us and needed to be moved because of his contract. he's an absolute sniper with both shots and passes and does literally nothing else besides being the memest player in the league and I miss him dearly. really should have kept him but again just the wrong city
Can't wait for the bloots to meme all over the poons desu
>tfw you become a bust years after being drafted
>>67501688
>pens
I have news 4u
why die we give boners up for free?
>>67501690
I hope he signs with the laffs, dude's been invisible all postseason.
>>67501697
Because you didn't listen to me when I told you he was elite.
>>67500771
I'd consider the penguins up there, since the cup win in 09 they've had
>3 first round exits (1-3-1 bolts, >rags and that memey 2012 series against the flyers),
>2 second round exits (again against the >rags and also got Halak'd)
>only time they got to a conference final before this year they only scored twice and were swept by bombston
I'd say its pretty shit considering they have 2 of the top 5 centres in hockey
>>67501687
The problem is you say things like "constant media hounding" and "wrong city" like it doesn't mean your city is full of dumb cunts.
>Dust blown away from stockpiles left over after oil sands upgrading is very likely a key source of a cancer-linked pollutant commonly found in the northern Alberta region, concludes a new peer-reviewed study.
No wonder the Americaitlyn poster was an Edmoncuck lel
>>67500771
All time or recently? Recently (since 2010) I'd say
1. Ducks
2. Shorks
3, Blose
4. cantpucks
5. Caps
Funny how many are in the west
>>67501581
The entire franchise from the top down is shit.
It doesn't even deserve to be talked about.
>>67501698
yeah i mean
>0(ZERO) goals
>0(ZERO) assists
what a useless fucking player
>>67501733
no other city cares about hockey even close to as much as toronto does
>>67501748
Because you have to be good to be in a position to choke and the East only ever has 1 or 2 good teams.
>>67501722
It's only choking if you're the better team.
1-3-1 bolts, the were injured to fuck and back. No team with Tyler Kennedy on their first line is winning shit.
Rags were the better team both times.
The Great Keystone Meme-off was just them getting Fleury'd
Really Montreal was the only one that was a choke, and Halak was probably having the best postseason I've ever seen out of a goalie.
>>67501761
this is a fact
>>67500771
1. Ducks
2. Caps
3. Sharks
4. Wild
5. Blues
>>67501722
Since 2009 Pens have awful luck with injuries to Crosby and Malkin (and Letang, and Fleury) going into the playoffs. Every year at least one of them is out. This year it was Fleury.
>>67501761
>>67501769
This doesn't make the way they act any less stupid.
>>67501761
>>67501769
>everyone loves hockey
>never win anything
is toronto the binland of north america
>>67501748
I don't think Western teams are necessarily chokers seeing as how the West champion keeps winning the cup.
The West is just way harder to come out of than the East. I mean look at the dogshit road Tampa Bay has had and they are in the ECF.
Caps, Anaheim (lol no game 7 victories), and Canucks are genuine choke artists.
>>67501769
No it's not.
>>67501791
oh and the Rags, forgot the Rags.
>>67501791
the west is dogshit this year. the ecf this year is basically the scf
>>67501814
>rags
also the blose are chokers
>>67501814
I don't think the >rags are chokers so much as they are overly reliant on one player (Lundpads). That's not to say he is the only good player on the team but it's obvious that their strategy is "Never give up more than 1 goal." That shit isn't going to win many best of 7s against good teams. Same thing with the Habs and Price, although they are even more reliant on goaltending than the >rags.
>>67501825
the ecf isn't even the ecf this year
Is he the worst "Allstar player" ever?
>>67501825
This. Bretty sure the west got owned during interconference matchups this year.
>>67501825
3 out of the 4 remaining teams would beat the Least.
Only Nashville would lose. Which is probably why so many Leastern fags are hoping for Nashville.
>>67501839
He's a powerplay meme babby.
>>67501825
>clots actually believe this
>>67501838
This. The >pongs just punched their ticket to the SCF.
>>67501825
Tampa finished 12th in the league in points and their two opponents so far finished 10th and 15th. The East is complete shit outside of Pittsburgh and Washington. At least the West didn't have one bracket that was a complete joke.
Should he be on suicide watch?
>>67501869
I dont see why he would be, he has a cup. Ovechkin/Backstrom will retire without one.
>a Washington sports team fucked up in the playoffs
boy what else is new
>>67501825
m8 eastern is dogshit
tampa shat all over detoilet and islels with half of their roster injured
>>67501846
>2 chokers
>a meme team with a high power offense
>the preds
theyre all shit. literally every western team was garbage this year
>>67501906
Yes compared to that high power Eastern conference that had ONE good team who already choked.
If you can beat Chicago, you can beat whoever the Least sends. Chicago shits all over the Least in the cup every other year.
Will this be the worst SCF since 2006?
>>67501869
He should probably be on homicide watch.
>>67501925
It will be the Shorks vs Pongs.
Plenty of memes.
>>67501919
The chokers who are still in it knocked out the >kongs and Hawks tbf. That's more than the Least can say.
>>67501919
Caps didn't really choke. Pens were just the slightly better team. I wouldn't really say the Pens choked either if the Caps won the series. Either one would be favored to win the SC coming out of the series.
>>67501925
no, the Kings beat down the Rags so quick it was actually boring just a couple years ago.
>>67501925
If the >pongs make it, it will be decent no matter who the west sends.
>>67501919
>shitcongo fan pretending his team is still relevant.
Just because they got btfo doesn't mean the team that did it is any good. West are done this year
>shitcago fans overrating shitcago teams
Shocked. They actually think Kane is the best player in the league too lmao.
>Implying Tampa Bay won't win the whole thing
They meme'd the wings and islanders, they will now proceed to meme the pongs in 5 or 6 games as usual
>>67501960
I'm sick of the pens. If they make it this finals will really be shit.
>>67501925
> Predators vs Lightning
Hope you love the Sunbelt Britanon.
>>67501975
cry harder
>>67501960
I like the pens but if they win their fans will be shitposting for years
Ties are the way to make money now, lads. I jinxed Capitals accidentally and here we are.
Holtby still the vezina winner?
>>67501945
Matt Murray and the shallow defense in front of him is a lot more likely to choke than the Blues/Shorks at this point.
Hell even Dallass offense could probably give them fits.
>Stamkos coming back
oh boy, can't for for his 0 goals and 0 assists again! Literally a bigger choke artist than Ovechkin.
The only team weaker than the remaining East teams is Nashville but they can't win in San Jose so that series is basically over already.
>>67501981
Yep. Better get used to it :^)
is there any team this man cant meme on this year
>>67501978
>Sun
Is this some american thing?
>>67501955
>implyong that game 5 double OT wasnt based as fuck to watch
#jazzhands
what happens in Nashville and tampa bay?
>>67502004
Tampa Bay wins in 6 games and viewer ratings are at a historic low.
>>67501996
I love you finland. You are great and I hope Cooper pulls it out, just for you bby.
>>67502004
domestic abuse obesity.
>>67502015
No i mean, what HAPPENS in those cities
>>67502020
in tampa we pretty much sit around and yell at tourists and canadians
>>67502020
Meth usage drunk driving domestic assault
>>67501996
The Blues is their worst match up.
Defensively sound, large, physical, grinding team with good goaltending, fundamentals and a couple highly skilled shooters.
Tampa is a rather undersized team, not to spout manlet maymays but it would literally be alphas vs manlets: the series. With the exception of Hedman/Bishop who are not manlets.
>>67502020
You become an alcoholic and obsess about college football teams from universities you never attended.
>Quincey wants to come back to Detroit
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT HOLLAND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67502039
they use the strong system of manlets in the front and big guys in the back.
>>67502075
holy fuck stamkos looks small there
but to be fair bishop boyle and hedman are fucking huge
>>67502093
He looks MSL size but he's actually 6'0
>>67502075
Yeah im not saying they are total shit, its just they are outmatched against the Blues judging from how they like to play and what players they have.
All of what they do wouldn't work well in that series.
>Callahan/Boyle trying to out goon Ott/Reaves
not gonna happen, obviously
>Triplets line getting shut down and grinded out by the likes of Backes/Brouwer
>Stamkos expecting the opponent to play bad defense because thats how the Least does it, then getting shut down.
>Bishop getting sniped by Tarasenko/Schwarts
>overall Elliot has been good, unlike Griess/Howard
Tampa is definitely hoping they don't draw the blues, its not a good match up for them. But who knows, Dallas might meme their way through game 7 and take care of that issue for them.
>>67501800
>almost 1/5 of Minnesota's population attended games
Wowza
>>67502004
Playoff hockey
https://streamable.com/xlz7
Why is Grapes so based
>craps
>tfw eating cereal with no milk
Fucking disgusting lads
Is he the most overrated player of all time?
>power play babby
>one dimensional
>just stands in one place and shoots the puck 5x more than any other player in the league
>people think hes impressive for scoring a lot of goals despite that
>never even been to ECF
>Captain of his team and doesn't show up in game 7 OT
>giant contract fucked up his teams chances of getting actual talent around him
>>67499094
Tfw your ps4 account is Phil_kessels_gut.
>>67501971
>winning the wongs that limped into the ploffs and overachieving Islanlels any kind of an achievement
Kek
>>67502166
He's just a lazy Russian with a ton of talent, like Malkin. Malkin has Crosby to take the spotlight off of him, though. Ovi would probably benefit from the same.
>>67502166
Well, Ovi and Bäckström are the onlystars on the team. Holtby cracks under pressure and is shaky as fuck.
Bäckström is one of the most underrated players in the league though
>craps
So we've pretty much won it now right, m8s? About time desu, it's been too long since we last won it.
>>67502395
no.
>>67500094
that chant/song is pretty based. the new organist at the tank is absolute shite
question for /hoc/
is cereal a soup?
>>67502516
I would say no
>>67502516
Question for /hoc/
Why do people eat cereal with milk? It's not good at all. Eating it with yoghurt, filmjölk or something similar is far superior
>>67502550
>eating cereal with gibberish words
>>67502550
Yogurt and berries are goat with cereal, sliced banana also works
>>67502580
Filmjölk is similar to cultured buttermilk or kefir in consistency and has a mild and slightly acidic taste.
>>67502607
i sure do love my cheerios and acid
>>67502603
This guy gets it.
But change the yoghurt to filmjölk with birch sap and you have a real winner. Also müsli > cereal
>>67502613
Whatever floats your boat my m8!
>>67502620
So food tastes better the number of umlauts it takes to spell it?
>pïzzä
>>67502493
What was wrong with ovi today?
He seemed to fan on every shot.
>>67502698
That's lasagna
>>67502698
what the FUCK is that shit
>>67502698
That's cheese soup.
Sändwïch
is a hot dog a sandwich?
S M Ö R B R Ö D
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>>67502698
>Shitcago deep dish PIE
>pizza
Pick one my good sir
>>67502732
Is this a type of sandwich
>>67502698
Also. Yes, that is a decent rule of thumb.
>>67502717
It's called Smörgås m8
>>67502752
Yes
RUISLEIPÄ 2bh
Pöütïnë
>>67502698
That a pie with pizzacruat and tomatosauce on the top?
What the fuck
Hot dog
>>67500293
Las Vegas Jokers
Sverige suger
>>67502764
>ear guard
what a faggot.
>>67500293
I hope they name it the Las Vegas Aces, but I heard they don't want to link the team with gambling, so I doubt they will call it that.
>>67503006
Dette fåvæ
>>67503042
Faen ta deg
BILL
>>67503016
is there any disadvantages to wearing an ear guard?
I've always played in net so I wouldn't know
>>67503046
Storebror, vær snill mot meg.
>>67503016
>Las Vegas Deserts
>Las Vegas White Tigers
>>67503072
Sug en sekk med kuker
>>67503006
Rude
>The Kingdom of Sweden was the first country not formally engaged in the conflict (though thousands of Swedish volunteers partook on the side of the patriots) to recognize the United States of America following the Treaty of Paris.
>>67502698
I love quiche.
>Las Vegas Streetwalkers
>Las Vegas Aces
>Las Vegas Slots
>Las Vegas Relocation in 2 seasons
when they finally get teleportation to work can europe get NHL teams?
>>67502949
>ketchup on a hotdog
>>67503132
It'll be the gamblers.
>>67502969
This is the best idea I've heard yet. Fits perfectly.
>>67503162
>hötdög.
>>67503059
It makes it a lot harder to hear, and I personally have big ears so it's really uncomfortable.
>>67503075
I don't think they will chose either of those names.
>>67503133
When they get teleportation to work it will be the GHL, Global Hockey League.
Anybody understand the cap situation for the Pongs next season? I mean the addition of Kessel and hags more or less.
>>67503272
håtdåg would be closer to how it's pronounced in english
>>67503299
How about hetthund?
>>67503305
hethund, sure
>Las Vegas Soulless
>Las Vegas Johnny's
>Las Vegas Rattlers
Las Vegas Tard Wranglers
>Las Vegas Magicians
>>67503600
source?
>>67503747
It's Lucy Lei
>>67499257
There are tons of teams like that.
>caps thinking they can beat based Määttä
lel nope
Why the fuck Holtby had to suck in the playoffs?
How many President's Trophies have the Crapitals won?
How many Stan Lee Cups has this resulted in?
>>67502698
>American "pizza"
>>67504087
A lot more teams have lost winning the presidents trophy than winning. It's almost like it's a curse.
I checked the numbers and in the past 20 years only 5/21 presidents cup winners ended up winning the cup.
It's ok Craps fans.
Next year Nathan Walker will be called up, and he will dominate.
He will bring the cup to the caps.
I think Trotz is confused about talent at forward. "You there... Uh...what do you do? What does score mean? Is that where you get a flukey goal and then sit on a lead for two periods?"
>>67504141
56 points in 144 games in AHL is pretty phenomenal for an aussie
>>67504119
now do the numbers on how many times a wildcard team wins the cup
winning the presidents trophy still gives you a good chance statistically, it's just that the crapitals are shit and overrated year after year
>The Presidents' Trophy winner made the Stanley Cup Final eight times during this span (NYR 1994, DET 1995, DAL 1999, COL 2001, DET 2002, DET 2008, VAN 2011, CHI 2013), claiming the Cup every time but twice (DET 1995, VAN 2011). Amazingly, only once have the top seeded teams in each conference met in the Stanley Cup Final (2001).
> your best bet to win the Cup in the modern era comes with clinching your division (15 of 21 winners), earning more regular season points than your fellow finalist (15 of 21 winners), leading your conference (7 of 21 winners) and taking the Presidents' Trophy (6 of 21 winners).
Fucking hate Holtby fucking meme.
>>67504192
He was shit then got injured.
He ended the most recent season at 41pts, 4th on the team as a 22 year old with future potential.
Barry Trotz is certain he will be called up to the NHL very soon, and that he has a bright future.
No goal
>>67504108
If you ask me that pizza is unamerican
hungary-finland is a must watch today, remember to tune in lads
>>67504305
>must watch hungarybro get beaten up by fellow ugricbro
is there anything more sad?
>It's Lets blame Ovie for the Caps choking again-episode
I think I've seen this too many times before to watch it again
>>67504339
It's not his fault that it's near impossible to surround him with enough talent to make it past the 2nd round.
It is however his fault that he's a shit leader in the locker room and outside of his meme powerplay goals he basically turns invisible every playoffs.
>>67504299
He might get a shot if someone gets injured but you need to stay realistic. Chances of him playing a full season is slim to none, not to mention that becoming a star
Saw a photo of the 09 and 2016 with 87 and 8 and it said same result
I would have to agree
Ovechkin>Crosby
Pittsburgh>Washington
>>67504661
I take crosby to build a team around over ovechkin every day of the week and twice on sunday.
>>67504661
'no'
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