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NYI:Report: Travis Hamonic rescinds trade request
NYI:Kyle Okposo open to coming back to Isles
NAS:Pekka Rinne gets a little help from teammates
SJ:Logan Couture lights lamp in loss to Preds
NAS:Viktor Arvidsson's OT winner forces Game 7
DAL:Stars' G Kari Lehtonen stands out in victory
DAL:Colton Sceviour has two assists as Stars win
FLA:Panthers sign Erik Gudbranson to 1-year deal
PIT:Olli Maatta to be game-time decision Tuesday
DAL:Kari Lehtonen likely to start Monday in GM 6
PIT:Coach confirms Matt Murray will start Tuesday
>rags
>rags
Finland > Canada desu
>>67483243
smug fuk
Russia-free edition 2bh
>rags
>I wanna play in Western Canada
>but Travis every team there is shit
>uhhh
Is Russia Europe's Mexico?
>>67483466
>being butthurt about the post in the previous thread.
Polish immigrant detected.
Can i get a >rags lads?
>>67483465
nice
>>67483466
if Mexico is the biggest shithole near you you can think of, then yes
>>67483483
I am waiting for a real yuro to respond to me
>tfw no one considers Russians to be European
russia great)))))
>>67483466
yes, although to be fair, mexico's currency has over 3 times the value
>>67483528
>country
>currency
Now google japanese currency and educate yourself.
>>67483547
how about you google "why can't I afford vodka"
>>67483516
>Tyrone Gonzalez
>mah pure european herritage.
>>67483547
>being this buttblasted that you're poorer than a beaner
wew thank god I won the lottery of life by being born American
Are we still bullyinh Sweden?
>>67483600
>4chan
>"I won the lottery of life"
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0000000000000000000000000000000zerozerozerozerozero))))))))))))))))
>rags
>>67483547
this is my russfu would you put in a good word for me please?
>>67483605
kek
>>67483631
just show her your passport and she'll blow you on the spot
>rags
>>67483605
Yes
The ride never ends
>it's a bill gets a hatty in ploffs episode
>>67483645
nyet. she has nice commie block
>>67483631
Just show her your passport and say that you can give her money for pussy. She will be yours 100%.
Don't thank me.
>>67483627
>mfw all the Russians I know are illegal immigrants
>stamkos 0 goals or assists in the playoffs
i thought this guy was supposed to be elite. what happened?
>>67483681
don't be lewd about it I just want her to be mine
>>67483715
choke artist
>>67483724
Read it again >>67483681
Mongol grills love western moneyz. Gib her moneyz for pussy. Don't forget about the passport.
>>67483715
You think that's bad? Look at "mcjesus" kid was praised as the next gretzky and barely did shit this season
Russian immigrants are among some of the worst.
>Poo in loos
>Asians
>Armenians
>Polish
Bring their brightest here
>Russians
Literally beaner tier
>>67483820
shut up
>>67483761
Martin Havlat signed with the blues and could have put up 20 or 30 goals with them this year, but quit after 2 games to go drink himself to death. Still thinking about how much having him would help right now.
>>67483820
>Sergei Brin
I'm becoming more sure that you arrived from mexico, Diego.
Reminder that Slavs are the black people of Europe and Russians are the niggers of Slavs
>>67483862
>one diamond in a mound of shit
>>67483886
Upper Volga grills confirms it.
>>67483887
Looks like they made you butthurt if you express it here.
>tfw parents are Estonian
>hate Russians with a passion
wew what did you Ivans do to bootyblast my parents so much
>>67483933
I thought you had some really horrible experience with Russians, but it turned out you're just butthurtbelt.
>>67483933
rekt them
>>67483960
>be Russian
>be hated by everyone in the world
it's like being a poor jew wew
>>67483933
Well, they kinda always were our land, then they tried two years of independance. Now they think commies jsut came despite they electedthem by themselves.
OMG as an Islanders fan I could give a shit about Russian women, all I care about is crying Oiler fans on hfboards now that they can't get Hamonic for dirt cheap.
>>67483933
How much do you look like your dad.
>>67483978
>be hated by everyone in the world
You'd be surprised but you're the most hated nation in the globe. Ow, wait, niggers are uneducated.
>mfw the only difference between niggers and Russians is that Russians play chess instead of checkers at the park
>>67484054
>tfw 1307 Elo
Why are FInns so shitty at speaking English but Swedes can speak it damn near perfectly with few exceptions?
>>67484162
Because is Swedish more similar to English and Finnish is some wierd ayy lmao language
>>67484162
Why are americans so shitty at speaking foreign languages, but everyone else speaks at least two languages damn near perfectly with few exceptions?
>>67484192
because a second one isn't necessary for us
>>67484192
>being such a cuck that you're forced to learn another language
wew
>>67484207
This
It's good to be king
>>67484207
Why did you learn English then, if you could've kept speaking spanish?
>>67484219
>>67484207
>countries that dont have their own language
>>67484219
>no culture
>no language
>no ethnicity
>king
>>67484192
Because English is the most important language on the world and we were raised to speak it.
All other languages are huge steps below English in importance.
It's like telling someone "sure you can golf for par on 18 holes... but can you Frisbee golf?"
It's a waste of time for English speakers to learn a second language, however it's very different for non English speakers to learn the language if they want to advance.
So who invited this slavshit cuckold? I always forget how shitty russian posters are
>>67484192
>tfw I can speak five languages fluently and one pretty decently
>non-immigrant americans can only into english
>even spics speak two languages
No, it doesn't count as holding a conversation if you can say yor name and hello and ask where is the restroom. Some people will never know the feeling and see the amazement in people's eyes as they realize that you understand what they are saying
>>67484260
>English is the most important language on the world
It's not even the most frequently spoken one in the world. Not even top 3. English is simple as fuck. After German, Greek, Russian and Swedish, learning English is like dindu naffin on a sofa.
>>67484297
>tfw I am making 6 figures and you're not, all while speaking only 1 language
>>67484309
And yet, we are all speaking it an a Peruvian cave painting website.
>>67484315
Sure you do
>>67484309
>hurr Indian and rural Chinese are spoken by more people so they are more important.
They literally poop in the streets and drown babbies.
English is the cream of the crop. End of story
>>67484309
>making up stats
>>67484350
We are just considerate to include everyone in the discussion so you do not feel left out and have a tantrum.
Wew lad, why do you people get superdefensive when speaking of languages? Not everyone has the capability, educating system and the patience to study new languages
>yuroshits
>mad at english
>all these yuropoors so mad they'll never make as much money as us so they have to compensate by saying they speak 27 different dialects of yuropoop
>>67484386
Here's the thing though. Learning your native language is default but English is pretty much required for the western world. It's the most influential language that's ever been.
Obviously learning language for a Finnish speaker is much more sought after than an English speaker learning Finnish
>>67484399
it is government mandated suck SJW cock week over there right now so they're lashing out at all the propaganda that is being forced down their throats right
say it loud and say it clear
>>67484417
95% amerifats here are NEETs who wish they actually made money and had healthy familyties and a loved one.
Luckily this is the internet
>you were born in america
>you were never tricked into learning an irrelevant meme language
>you will laugh as yurocucks get mad at you
Feels good boys.
>>67484456
I may be NEET but don't shit talk my family, Pekka Perkele
>>67484456
>says a finn
>>67484477
They're very proud of you, aren't they?
>>67484496
I'll be moving soon, they'll be OK.
>>67484496
M A D
A
D
>>67484496
can we just agree at least we're not Sweden. notice anything funny about them on this map?
http://qz.com/677833/the-languages-the-world-is-trying-to-learn-according-to-duolingo/
>>67484510
>soon
имплaин.
>>67484536
I don't speak shit tier languages, same as I don't clean my clothes with a washboard at the local river.
>>67484565
He's just using the cyrilic alphabet.
>implying
>>67484519
I was expecting Arabic but now I don't know what's even worse.
>>67484510
Good for you, Anon. It's a good start
>>67484519
This. And not to make this too /int/, I hope a western team wins the stanley
>>67484519
Damn, Duolingo has come really fucking far in a short time. Didn't it just use to be English, Spanish and German you could learn?
>yuropoors still dry their clothes on clotheslines and wash their rugs in the local river
Anyone want any anime girls done give me a pic and name your team turn around is about 5 min.
>yuropoors use both sides of the toilet paper
>yuropoors only flush the toilet after taking 2 shits
YES EAT SHIT OILELS
>LIKE I GIVE A FUCK IF OKPOSO WALKS
>murrikans need to hire illegal mexicans to clean their fat asses with a hose
>>67484757
Enjoy your clogged toilet
>>67484787
enjoy your massive water bill
>yuropoors need to collect diarrhea inducing mushrooms and dingle berries to survive the winter like cavemen
>yuropoors cant afford to tip
>>67484874
why are americans so ugly?
>>67484811
I forgot how much water for plumbing costs in yurop
>>67484909
That's rich coming from a finn
Anyways, coming back to Hockey...
Who here wants to see holt by drop 3 in the first and get pulled while I I stands on his head drops a hat trick only to have billy boy end it in OT in the first 45 seconds?
Lightning fan btw
>>67484874
Welcome to Toronto pal
Why cant you tuck your shirt in?
>>67484935
Ovi hat trick***
>>67484980
Do you know what the point of a uniform is, Mikko?
>>67484980
number must be visible because of tv
>>67485039
I think Mikko knows because unlike most people here, he has served in the army :^)
But I forgot that you're all marines here
Will the caps force game 7 or is it
>Caps elimination day?
>>67484929
consider
>>67485137
Game 7 is a certainty.
>>67485137
Let's hope
>>67485137
The entire west side is going to game 7 so I'll put my money on caps elimination
Russia is one of my favorite posters why is he being so rude today
>>67485161
Hope for which one m8? I personally want the pens to win the cup
>>67485083
It's been a rule since the 60s and was never properly enforced. It was "reintroduced" recently because it was starting to get stupid. Not only were players fucking with their jersey tucks, but their sleeves too (Ovi was an offender here too).
There were some penalties called that first season, but it was really only against the faggots who thought they were above the rules. We're back at square one though, Ovi still is tucked lots of times, it's just not as obvious.
>>67485194
Fucking this. I was thinking it has to be a different guy or he ran out of vodka and smokes so he's taking it out on us. Either way, very rude today.
Based Kazakhstan got so much heart
Hello hoc
>kongs
>>67485260
Kitty
I drove by a guy wearing a t-shirt jersey that was custom and his last name was RAGS
It was a Wild tshirt tho I think
>>67485260
PANTHERS FAN DETECTED
>>67484935
I do. I love when Ovi loses. Even though I love Ovi as a player. Kessel for a cup!
>>67485362
>Canadian med school
"Rub some syrup on it, you'll be fine."
>>67485362
>implying this board isn't a NEET infested playground
What did he mean by this?
>>67485362
I could be a doctor but I dont want to, nah mean
>>67485400
Can't bring me down, amerilard. You may want to come up here if you have dual citizenship next time you have a massive heart attack.
>>67485362
Congrats fag. I wanted to do med but it's fucking hard. Plus there's no reason for me to learn chem physics and all that other shit to do psychiatry. Maybe one day
>>67485450
I graduated from law school and passed the bar in 2009. Practiced for 5 years and then quit because I wanted to kill myself.
Can I have a bag of milk, doctor?
>>67485200
Sorry man, I'm indifferent towards Määttä and I'd like to see WSH to advance so a new team can have a win.
>>67485362
Graduating from Uni in December, not fr med though. Congrats anon!
>>67485520
>so a new team can have a win.
oh look a yuro being a socialist
>>67485568
Problem?
>>67483761
>surprised that a canadian autist was a bust
>>67484622
It's pretty useful for a free app. I did about 30 minutes a day of German for a year and I can speak decent Nazi now
>>67485785
>top 3 players
>two of them are slavs
murricunts rekt.
NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE
>>67485520
Tbf I just don't want the sharks to win ultimately.
>>67485362
Here. Chicago this summer. It is as assfuckingly hard for syrup school as it is in the US?
How sad will it be if all three series go to seven and the Islanders lost 4-1 after winning the first game.
>>67486209
Shit wrong one
>>67485785
Charge your phone faggot
>>67486196
Yes beibi!
>>67485568
Unlike in politics, socialist cup parity is good for the nhl. The more teams winning cups the more people will rally around those teams the more teams with fans the higher the ratings. No one except chicago fans want to see one team win every single year.
>>67486305
Send lutefisk
>>67486320
>he wants casuals
>>67486340
>not lefse
>>67486375
>he doesn't want the sport to grow
>>67486471
youre right I don't, why would I?
>>67486320
Though Shitcago not winning every year will eat their attendance away
>>67486508
Because I don't like bait threads talking about hockey ratings
>>67486531
So don't click on them?
???
>>67485477
>over 30 on 4chan
What a fucking loser
>>67486515
Yes but that's why they get a cup every couple years. A bunch of teams getting cups every few years is better than one or two teams winning 5 cups.
Can we just talk about hockey?!
>>67486959
The Minnesota Wild are underperformers, they don't suck. Depending on the dice roll next season they will make it to the WCF
>>67486929
You will be too
Finland is the best hockey nation and Finnish goaltending is a result of shoddy dmen
>>67487088
>Shea Weber and Roman Josi
>shoddy dmen
>it was 2-0
>>67487135
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>67487135
Pekka was just resting for the playoffs in the normal season
Also Shea Weber was giving up some huge goals last series, you can't ignore the lanes he was opening up to check some guys
Is Pekka the least meme >Finnish goaltender
If both Preds and Bloos wins the west series I'm gonna eat a box of nails
>>67487293
Not in the least. This mongol fuck can not go a single game with out letting in a meme goal.
>>67485137
Game 7
>tfw 2 game 7s
>after tonight it will be 3
>>67487415
delete
How nervous will pens "fans" be when the caps win tonight?
>>67487519
They've been nervous all series. Caps deserved to win the series already
>>67487489
How do I achieve such a physique, /hocfit/?
>>67487028
Nah they just suck
>>67487489
too much muscle for a goalie, no wonder he's struggling
>>67487519
to be fair, nobody in recent history has ever been intimidated by the craps in game 7
>>67487630
>pekka
>struggling
Pekka is doing great this playoffs
>>67487675
my bad, is that a picture from the playoffs?
maybe he lost weight
>>67487489
Every game. Every game this little mongol shit does this.
>>67487377
Isn't that standard Slovak cuisine?
>>67487763
No that's Russian
Slovak is bread with Slivovica
>>67487763
No you're thinking of bathtub fish
>>67485362
>working around sick people
No thanks. I'm not a germphobe but the idea of working with sick people is unappealing to me.
>>67487710
I don't know when it's from, but I know that Pekka is a still a stallion/stud on and off the ice with occasional streaks of I want him dead in the middle of the season
>>67487728
He's gotta make it a fair fight by memeing too hard... right /hoc/?.... right?
>>67487815
that bullshit only happens on christmas
>>67487675
>"""""""""""""great""""""""""""""
>>67487890
What the fuck was he thinking? I swear to god, Finns might actually all be autistic. This is no meme.
>>67487876
Didn't his girlfriend just leave him?
Who /Caps, Preds, Blues/ here?
>>67487991
Caps
>>67487574
Dont eat shit or sugar and exercise. No need to deadlift 2000kg once but cardio and such
>>67487815
Honestly the idea behind the bathtub fish is pretty sound.
Carp tastes like mud unless you smoke it but you can rid of most of the muddy taste by putting it in water where it can't feed on mud (or more specifically things living in the mud).
I used to put a fish trap in a stony creek and put all the carps and common breams I caught in it for a few days before cooking it. The clear water and lack of mud made them quite edible.
That's it. I propose we ban all Finns and universally ignore them. This has gone too far, their autism unchecked. They are destroying this board and website.
>>67487991
Go Preds
>>67488135
Lundquist confirmed.
>>67488135
>implying it isn't you that is the autist for autistically complaining about Finnpostin all the time
You have become what you hate Anon.
>>67488225
With Finns you win!
>can't buy new Hamonic jersey until Oki officially leaves and they give him the A
We already won the offseason and we haven't dealt Halak yet.
Okposo to the Wild confirmed tbqh
>>67485785
>more Finns than Swedes and Russians
Who's laughing now
>>67488322
you misspelled devils tbphafwy
>>67488371
>devlels
Enjoying your postseason?
Would you rather have >finnish goaltender or lundpads
>>67488371
I cannot fathom how somebody can find Devils hockey entertaining.
>>67488425
>le trap maymay xD
Hey Reddit.
>>67488371
You used to have GOAT defense, what happened
>>67488408
Can't I just have Corey Crawford when he isn't being a meme?
>>67488455
Not even a debbies fan but their defense is still pretty good, and backstopped by Schneider. They just have no forwards.
who /lifelong/ here
>>67488909
Oh hey you're from Asheville? Me too.
>>67488455
no one wants to live in newark
>>67489197
I really like the transformation from that to the ducks arena
had to come here before going to bed just to say
>rags
>>67489388
goodnight, sleep tight pekka
>rags
who you got tonight boys? Caps forcing game seven or the pens moving to the ecf
>>67489538
i want tampa to win so im kinda hoping caps get to ecf just to choke there
benis is the superior team though
Is Määttä going to play tonight?
>>67489538
hoping for a benis win and a long-term letang injury
>>67489615
Who?
Did the isles play like trash or is Tampa actually good?
I only ask because the wings played like trash in 3 of the games
> visiting New Mexico
> literally the same temperatures as Michigan, but more swingy because it's so dry
This is some bull shit
>>67489881
tampa is very much beatable, hopefully bishop holds up and stralman can return soon, that'll make a big difference
/hoc/ ded with /iihf/ going on. No wonder those threads are comfy af desu.
>>67487028
>Choking on own goal and .1 inches
They suck
>>67490385
>says a member of a no good race who's been shitting up /hoc/ for the past week
>>67487028
They are fucking trash and will be for the next decade
>Zach "moneybags" Parise
>Ryan "no clapper" suter
>mfw the Craps sweep shitsburg in 7 games
>>67490605
I remember Floyd, the guy used to be white before I smacked the masterrace out of him
>>67490550
>>/int/
>>67490605
thats not what a sweep is you dumb reddit fuck go back to hf
>>67490605
Not gonna happen caps lose tonight
>>67490730
>someone's new to /hoc/
>>67490605
>sweep
>in 7
First week watching sports bud?
>>67490000
Not really, they're a serious contender. They have too much offensive depth and a goaltender than can bailout the defense until stralman gets back
>>67490790
What's a sports bud? [spoily] and how can I get one? :-( [OFFspoily]
>>67490588
Ten million isn't as much for a star as it was 5 years ago.
>>67490588
I hope Ryan Suter watches Josi play with Shea Weber and masturbates using his own tears as lube.
>>67491132
Nope, just like other kinds of friends, you will never have a sports bud
whys he so memetastic?
>>67490790
First week posting on /sp/ bud?
>>67491280
Göłïïïïïïïïêëë :DDDDDDD
>>67491283
>reverse baited
Fucking Cucknada, every time
>>67491327
>I WAS JUST PRTENDING TO BE RETADED
idiot.
>>67490605
Caps will find a way
>>67491205
Shows what you know.
>>67491371
never bet on the craps in the playoffs
>>67491280
>literal giant
>>67491144
Usually you pay that money to actual stars though. And most of they time they have produced wins
>̳̞̠͖̮͚̦̜͉ͪͨ̽̉ͧ͐ͬ̅̾͊̽ͤ̽̇ͬ͆ͅr̬͇̣̫ͬ̏̒̐̈͗͒ͫͥ̉̔ḁ̬͍̯̜̻̰̊̂̔̂ͮͦͧ͌́̈̚g̖͔̳̙͙̈̋̽ͫs̘̖͎̓͊̏̊̓ͥ́̋̈́̾̍̾͐̔̃
>rags
>rags
>r
hurrr all these >rags
You retards are gonna look so retarded when they win the Presidential trophy next year
>rags
Post players you want to see have an aneurysm burst in the middle of a game.
>>67491519
>rags delusion
every time
>>67491519
obvious bait but still
>rags
>>67491529
>>67484002
Jesus Christ, Ivan. Next time just do it in Russian & we'll google translate that shit.
>>67484192
It's really painful when presenters can't be bothered to even learn to pronounce the names of literal fucking superstars
>>67491356
No seriously, you got rused. How autistic do you have to be not to see that
>>67491669
>superstars
The only NHLers the average American knows are Crosby and maybe Ovechkin.
>>67491529
>kreider on the bench literally salivating at the thought of blowing past this pylon
love that picture
Who are the best Czech players in the NHL? 10 years ago they were GOAT. Now it's all autistic Finns and handsome Swedes.
>>67491763
He's winding down, but still serviceable
>>67488909
>>67489170
/lifelong/ reporting. at least theres playoff chances next year
>>67491700
But I'm not talking about average americans, I'm talking about presenters. It'd take literally one minute to learn how to pronounce Selänne but you insisted on calling him Salami for 20 fucking years
I think Pekka is going to survive the equipment changes better than most. He doesn't have the lundpads shoulders and actually has some mass on his body so the streamlined arms won't be too small. Natural large frame and athleticism should help too.
>>67491829
Tbqh americans cant even type the names
>>67491829
I don't know. Why don't you try being upset about it, and see what happens?
>>67484309
i read german is actually complicated and rage-inducing due to all the tenses and shit. greek, russian, and swedish are hard too, faggot. english is pretty easy tho, i learned it when i was two.
>>67491856
He'll have more mobility for flopping around all over the crease with the smaller pads
>>67491829
better get ready for 20 years of pooyouyahvi
>autistic finns getting mad at languages again
pretty sad desu senpaitachi
>America
>8 o'clock start
FOR WHAT REASON?
>>67491856
>tfw no need for OT in game 6 if Pekka knew how to stay on his skates.
>>67491904
For triple OT memes
>>67491901
Names are tr sane in every language, Diaz.
>>67491921
Are you having a stroke?
>>67491921
>>67491901
*The same
Had to decipher that for ye, buddy
>>67491890
>mad that his goalie isn't the best goalie I the playoffs
Why don't you flop around on my mom while you're at it?
>>67491932
Furiously phoneposting, Mr. NEET
>>67491959
Phonepostan is goatpostan
>>67491959
>posting on /hoc/ waiting for the game to start at 7:30 on a tuesday
>must be neet
Nice projection there pegga
>>67491763
The next Jagr tbphwy
YFWtBWtSCNY
>>67492013
So you are not one, Senór Names-are-Languages?
>>67492040
The better question is why are you up at nearly three in the morning? Don't you have a job?
>>67492066
R E K T
E
K
T
EETU ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67491903
WEW
LAD
WEW
LAD
>>67492066
Lecture at 12 so plenty of time to watch at least the first period and watch pens lose. :^)
>tfw arguing with a dense redneck
AY YO
HOL UP
*SUCKS TEETH*
LOOKIN FOR DAT PENS STREAM YA FEEL ME NIGGA
>>67492126
>implying you won't stay up and watch the whole game
>implying you won't pass out drunk at seven in the morning
>implying you'll make it to class
>implying you won't fail out
>implying you're not a failure
Grim outlook there finlan
>>67491901
LMAO if names are languages, does that mean that Johnson is the most common language in USA? Do you speak Ramirez?
>>67491903
Wew we needed Pulju v.s McDavid at this tourney for full memeing
Fuck you Finland
WASHINGTON CAPITALS VS PITTSBURGH PENGUINS
>>67492256
>>67492256
>>67492256
>>67492256
anyone have link to pens caps VLC stream?
>>67492307
Just got mine fresh off reddit
https://m.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/comments/4is18l/game_thread_capitals_at_penguins_800pm_et/
Here all the best stream links
>>67492280
no, fuck that chad from usa who hurt the poolparty
>>67492383
thank you binlan
bill alert
>mfw ovechkin gets cucked yet again
>>67491885
LATIN ALPHABET, LATIN PRONUNCIATION YOU GODDAMN BARBAR NIGGER FUCK
thought you crazy cats might enjoy this hot meme I just found on facebook
>>67493219
why are pictures always compressed to fuck by the time they get to fb
Did swedes get bullied out of /hoc/
>>67493219
kek
>>67493416
Ice-honkey is racist and haram, sweden is a kick ball nation now
>>67489615
I don't think so, the fact that orpik is in tonight shows that craps are fuck
>>67493651
yes he is you retard
>>67483258
>making fun of this poor guy
looks like a top tier lad desu
>kys
>>67493700
I didn't read the roster til now
GERMANS BTFO BY DON CHERRY
>The only thing about Germans is they cant finish what they start
>that damage control by Ron
>The eventual Reddit asshurt
>im fucking crying
Will Bins ever recover?
>>67493925
>cant finish what they start
LEMAO!
I'm starting to like hfboards gamethreads better than here for the playoffs. they may be faggots but at least they talk about the game
NAME THAT BUST
What is your favorite type of sandwich
>>67487991
Preds
>>67494271
connor mcdavid
>>67494361
Mcdavid has more points in 1 season than that faggot has his entire career
>>67494288
A Publix™ Chicken Tender Sub™ of course, famalamski
GUYS
GUYS
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
>3aps
>yfw orpik single handily handed a winnable series to the penguins
he is a double agent
>it's a Caps can't get past the 2nd round episode
Fuckin reruns
>Caps
>choking
>always
Pick 3. B-but MUH PRESIDENT'S CUP
>shorks
>the pongs will most likely win the cup
FUCK LIGHTNING PLEASE
>>67494736
every time it's on I watch it though it's so good
>>67494754
i'd rather have the presidents cup anyways.
Playoffs are just luck anyways.
Regular season takes skill. We wrecked the pens all year. I don't care about 6 games
>Crosby, Ovechkin and Malkin all in the same game
>Bill is the mvp in it
>>67494842
why is he so GOAT?
>>67489881
Tampa is pretty good but not invincible.
Hedman is way underrated though, hes ELITE but no one wants to admit it.
Isles just couldn't rough Tampa up like they could Florida and that was their whole schtick. Once their grinder lines became a non factor, Tampa killed them with talent depth and experience.
Tavares line was shut down vs Hedman pairing for 4 out of 5 games.
Pittsburgh should beat Tampa in 6-7, but its not a guarantee.
>>67494819
this is such bait bad. even a craps fag would know the pens killed them in the regular season
>>67495024
Except Tampa now has the other half of the best D-pair in the East back.
Tampa in 7
I kinda feel bad for orpik
He is a nice guy, he just is trying to hard on a loosing team.
And he's pretty cute tbqf
>>67495229
Nah, he's just old and bad now. But he already has a cup so it doesn't really matter.
>>67491763
>Finns and Swedes
>best in the NHL
Literally who besides Karlsson
who told the lyric kids about hockey? I want them out of our threads
>>67495349
I think all the bandwagon faggots just started watching the season now
>>67494819
4/10 bait
Pens will win the Cup.
>>67491763
Kejci
Palat
Vorachek (was slumping at the end of the season but has potential to be great)
Mrazek (according wings bandwagoners)
>>67495394
Friendly reminder I have been here for years, and I will continue to shit post for my team no matter what. Happy caps elimination day.
>rags
>>67495334
>Erik "fourth foward" Karlsson
lol
>>67491763
Sustr
>>67495599
look at how stupid everyone is the gamethread though
>don't know about lundpads rage
>don't know who pierre or doc are
>calling kessel phil instead of bill
>non-hockey tripfags showing up
>/b/ pictures
>porn spam
this regular season was too good to be ruined by these fucks
>>67495704
>calling kessel phil instead of bill
Why would anyone do this?
>>67495727
HHAHAHAHAH BECAUSE HES FAT AND GOOFY AND LOOKS LIKE BILL FROM KING OF THE HILL XDDDDDD
Aivis Kalniņš
@A_Kalnins
Hearing Datsyuk is leaning towards returning to Detroit for one last season.
AWW
YIS
Morning americans and other hockei enthusiasts
>>67493925
cherry is so GOAT
>>67495762
you misread that
>>67495864
I feel bad for Ron desu. He lost his own show which was really good show to be Don's handler.
>>67495847
Why would you want this, he can barely skate anymore....
>>67495895
Because if Datsyuk doesn't come back the wongs get cucked out of his 7.5M cap hit next year
>>67495895
Because it would make our already terrible cap situation even worse. Also he still did 49 points in 66 games despite that, that's not bad. He also adds some pretty important experience and mentoring for a young core. Learning from a player like Datsyuk is pretty invaluable. Look at Florida and Jagr.
>>67495895
they have his cap regardless, better a shitty player than none at all
>>67495937
>comparing Datsyuk to Jagr
>>67495937
His ankle is basically ruined, at this point hes got to be doing permanent damage. Let him go.
>>67496022
I'd love to, and he'd even like to do a trade to a bottom team for retirement but Holland is a stupid "muh legacy" faggot and refuses to do it. I'd much rather trade Pavel so he can just retire.
>>67495895
I think Datsyuk has been a huge influence in developing Larkin and maybe some of their other young players as well.
That aggressive deking/stick handling seems to be very Datsyuk-esque.
Besides, the Wongs are paying for him regardless, so he might as well play.
>>67496016
nobody is talking to you, sunbelt nigger
>>67496063
that doesn't make him wrong. he rightfully called you an idiot
>>67496079
you might want to check out the flag of the post he responded to, genius
JESUS FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GAMETHREAD
It started so well too, did somebody link it somewhere?
>>67496104
ok it's a canadian what's your point?
angry russian man
>>67496079
honestly, the players arent that comparable.
Datsyuk had one of the highest skill levels, hence why he was called "the magic man"
Jagr has always been an effective puck possession player and has durability+longevity, yes he gets a lot of points from that and is good for a team.(offensive zone possession is in fact a good a thing) But he never had the magic stick handling of a younger Datsyuk.
Different players provide different roles, aside from "muh points" there isn't much comparison to be made.
Im not even that guy, I just agree Florida "fans" are stupid and new to hockey.
>>67496212
so you were being angry irrationally because his team is in the ECF finals and your team is not in the playoffs and has not won a cup in your lifetime?
you are sad. your posts should contribute to the thread not be some shit like this.
>>67496263
>damage control
>cant even tell one flag from another
>>67496260
so you agreed with me for agreeing with him that they aren't comparable right?
and then you went and said the buttmad canadian is ok to be mad because of geography?
you make no sense
https://streamable.com/xlz7
Sorry bins I use to like u but, you know, i can't after this.
>>67496320
He was comparing them as veteran presences on a young team, not comparing their careers.
You are really, really stupid.
>>67496354
pihlström is a rat and thats why he is on the team
>>67496354
>not showing the whole clip where pillu laughs at his face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSpcMRto8io
>>67496569
he doesn't watch the games he just posted the CBC propaganda video he saw. its why he voted for Trudeau
>>67496354
>>67496569
Literally sedin tier
>yurosemens
>>67496594
>get butthurt because you dont know what you're talking about
>/int/post
sunbelt fans: not even once
>>67496754
What the fuck makes you think I'm a sun belt fan? I just know you did not watch that game you idiot.
Some serious refpuck going on right now. Gary needs game 7
>>67496799
I can tell by the way you are confused and enraged by hockey discussion.
>>67496940
weak projection. post your whole folder of "americaitlyn" images now
>>67496903
>black and white delay of game penalties
>refpuck
pongs just memeing
time to stop
IT'S NOT A FUCKING PENALTY IF IT GOES THROUGH THE BENCH HOLY SHIT STOP BEING SO STUPID
>>67497075
>ignore obvious capital penalty
>pongs take penalty
>Ignore obvious capital penalty
>pongs take penalty
Just fucking call the Capitals already
>>67497019
You seem really upset at my flag, my man. Maybe take a break from 4chan
STINKY SMELLY FLIGHTLESS BIRDS CAN'T STOP FIRING IT OVER THE GLASS
>IT WAS 3-0
>>67497258
you're not even watching the game
>It was 3-0
AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>it was 3-0
>THREE TO ZERO
>THREE
>TO
>NOTHING
>>67497318
but I am watching the game?
just setting up for the heroic bill hat trick
>>67497358
prove it
time to even up the calls you cunts
>>67497429
>No timestamp
>Letang
meltdown
I am loving all this refpuck whining. The fans cry even more than the team. Penguins fans are absolute faggots.
ENJOY ANOTHER PENALTY YOU ABSOLUTE CUNTS!
What was the score?
>>67497434
Nope, more refpuck
this is such refpuck holy fuck
Would /hoc/ build a team around Toews or Bure?
These Penguins are getting locked up like the quarterback in the same city should have been
>>67497524
>>67497518
Keep crying for your hero Crosby you Canacunt
>>67497518
>>67497524
if they hadn't called the bullshit Buttman soft as shit to give the caps goal I wouldn't be this mad but they just let so much fucking shit go that the caps did on that shift that fuck them for calling that
fucking nigger turtled on the puck thats not letang's fault
>>67497524
>>67497518
>crying about refpuck when the refs ignore an obvious slash
should be 5 on 3 right now 2bh
>>67497614
*to give the caps their first goal
Years of crying to the refs paid back. Whiny ass team, whiny ass fans, shitty Pennsylvanian city. Keep crying I love it. Also fuck you Canadian Crosby gloryhunters. Go jack off to his Tim Hortons commercial you shits.
>>67497663
Ovechkin's ankle should be broken like that faggot Khlarmov.
>russian machine never breaks
Get me my aluminum stick and we'll see.
>>67497689
Shut up Canafag. Crosby is a whiny bitch and so are you.
>>67497676
>philthy fag pretending it's still 2008
>>67497708
>implying I care about crosby
all about that Haglin-Bonino-Kessel line
>>67497717
>implying I'd shit on the state if I was a philty fan
I hate the battery chuckers too.
I dont like crosby or the penguins but this refpuck is the worst of the playoffs so far
fucking atrocious
I can't wait to see what penalty refs are going to let the caps get away with next season. They've had a good run in the Slashoffs this season
>Bill having Leafs flashbacks
lol Cherry is pissed
>>67496569
>laughing somehow makes this pussy less of a pussy.
Cmon binbro you know bettter than that
>>67497835
And he's right.
RON MCLEAN GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>67497840
If we're calling him a pussy because he seemed afraid when the clip cut off then thats wrong, but you're right, pihlström is a pussy rat
>>67497765
>puck going to oshie's feet
>if oshie doesn't touch it it's an icing
>oshie says oohlay I purposely don't touch it goes within a foot or two or him
>letang knew he had to touch he so hits him
lol powerplay caps
Is it about to happen, /hoc/?
The silver lining to this is you can no longer tell me that the penguins are Buttman's favorites anymore and the refs do not secure wins for them
>>67498041
I'm not sure which team id rather play.
>Milbury crying about Malkin and Crosby's ice time
>Pittsburgh always on the penalty kill and Bill line as well as Cullen line are doing a great job
Fucking Milbury
>>67496354
>streamable
>>67498164
You must go there if you recognize that from reddit
Not him btw
>>67498150
>not watching CBC feed
Why
lol no penalties on caps this OT
>>67498164
How do you know that's from reddit? Don't they use imgur?
nobody cares about the skate pierre
caps are kill
LGTSS
>craps
>CRAPS
SUCK ON ON MY GOD DAMN ANUS YOU FILTHY FUCKING KIKE REFS
We are the lesser of two evils
>CRAPS
Prez cup curse returns
> Craps thought they had a legitimate chance at the Stan Lee
> Forgot the Craps choke harder than the Shorks
>caps lose in the playoffs again
fucking told you faggots who kept insisting this was their year, glad I didn't listen to you otherwise my bracket would be ruined
>>67498697
Flyers would have gotten them if they didn't kill Couturier
SUCK MY DICK YOU REFPUCK BABBIES
CAN'T KILL THE BILL
Pubsubs in back-to-back finals. Craps-Pongs hurt to watch.
>Washington Reddits choke in playoffs AGAIN
Why did people think they were getting past the Penguins?
>there are ppl who seriously thought the Caps wouldn't choke
>>67498767
Only idiots picked the craps to go far
>>67498672
You're more annoying around here tbf. So no. And the pens have Bill.
Dat Bill-Swagelin combo tho
>tfw you will never, ever, ever, ever win a cup
this is pretty much as good as the caps are ever going to get with this core. where do they go from here?
>THE DISTRICT OF SWAMPINGTON PEEPEE
>WASHINGTON
>CONFERENCE FINALS
>EVER
Avenge us Tampon Bay. You have my sword.
>Hawks BTFO
>Cats BTFO
>Caps BTFO
Reddit literally BTFO into intergalactic space.
>craps
>rags
FIRST STAR IN OUR HEARS FOREVER
>>67498820
maybe he would if he wasn't a stat padder who never shows up in the playoffs when the game is upped
>>67498820
I told you guys about the president's trophy curse you wouldn't listen.
>>67498820
Is it autism?
god damn even the announcers have to rub salt and point out that the canucks had Bonino and got rid of him for whatever stupid reason
friggin pricks
Anyone's brackets still looking good?
The noose was ready to go lads
>>67498857
I've decided to get a kessel jersey lads. He has my heart
>>67498840
Your goaltender cant do everything. This is ultimate proof. Last year Lundqvist and Price this year Holtby.
>>67498878
Atleast he's having success elsewhere
>>67498881
not even a little bit
>>67498897
That bait at the bottom. LMAO.
>>67498840
They have another chance to try next year before the RFAs need huge raises. Maybe they can trade for some real defense this summer.
>>67498913
LOLtby was absolute garbage these playoffs
This is probably the worst playoffs I've ever watched
>>67498926
>Falling for the Kitties meme
smfhayf
>>67498918
oh for true, even seeing Willie Mitchell on the kings making plays was nice
>>67498878
>first see bonino in the 2013 ducks-red wings series
>ducks trade him to vancouver
>oh shit he'll be a pain in the ass
>lol traded for sutter
>>67498881
Mine is still ELITE
Top 5
I just don't know if this semen slurping sport is for me
year after fucking year
it's late and I should go to bed but fuck it, time to blaze
>>67498820
> Choking this hard
> Wasting your President's Trophy privileges so badly
>>67498897
Good lord that last one
>>67498913
>Lundpads
>Hote-bee
>good
>>67498881
Mines gone a bit to shit thanks to TBL
>>67498897
Is this the Washington equivalent of throwing your sweater on the ice?
>>67498878
Kessel even moreso. He has become a playoff beast while the Leafs scrapped everything.
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how fast will ovi board the plane to russia? think he's left already?
Most importantly this means Sharks/Preds G7 can start at a reasonable national viewing time since they don't have to accommodate an early game
>>67498998
>>67498878
>tfw the oilers castoff is so shit he's a scratch
>>67498789
Same could be said of people who chose the Sharks to go far, but here we are. People like to play the odds, as in, what are the odds these teams could choke again? Turns out some teams/players are just shitty in the playoffs. Sedin sisters were the problem in Vancouver, and it looks like Ovi/Backstrom and Thornton/Marleau are problems for their respective teams. The NHL is one of the oddest sports leagues because playoffs are treated like a whole new sport, but it also makes it more exciting because underdogs succeeding is more common.
>>67498878
Just kill yourself faggot your team will never win a cup
>>67499009
he should just retire to Russia, maybe he'll win a championship there, if they even have one
>>67499019
Anyone who didn't see the writing on the wall when the caps sputtered to the finish doesn't know jack shit about hockey
>>67498958
Lu already took them from the outhouse to the penthouse, a couple smart trades and they're a powerhouse
>>67498998
oh absolutely but he never played here so no real sting there, just the unfolding of an obvious series of events. of course he'd make an impact.
new
>>67499063
new
>>67499063
new
>>67499063
>>67499009
He probably didn't even change out of his gear.
>>67498989
Whoops that's last years
>>67499019
Don't talk shit about Backstrom m80. He's a national treasure.
>>67498820
He will, in about 9 years when he is 39 and playing wing on the McDavid/Pulju line in Edmonton.
>>67498989
Um buddy it's 2016
>>67499104
>eyeliners
![166519093_slide[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CAV66XO.jpg "166519093 slide[1]")
