WASHINGTON CAPITALS VS PITTSBURGH PENGUINS
link to VLC stream?
Americans BTFO
>>67492315
http://cbcsportshd1-f.akamaihd.net/i/yermum_2@31187/index_2500_av-p.m3u8
>>67492315
you're a thirsty faggot aren't you
can the crapitals do anything right, anything at all?
let's tune in to find out
>>67492315
>>67492316
Go away, this is a game between American hockey franchises
>Pittsburgh Penguins
I have about as much respect for Penguns as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is Reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheat dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is meme. It is video game. It is SJW. It is Walter White. I am seething.
How do I watch on my phone with shitty hotel internet
YouTube streamer where
>>67492330
based cbc desu
>>67492256
LETS GO PENS
i have videotron in montreal can someone pls tell me where the FUCK do i find this game? TYVM ILL LUV U FOREVER
>>67492359
Played by teams comprised mostly of Canadians
I just saw a babyhand chick who was otherwise pretty good looking. Would you?
>>67492403
Pic related, minority.
>Määttä no longer ded
Pens meme bictory guaranteed
>>67492453
t'as cbc sur le cable gros cave
dans les premiers postes
stupid on-screen TV guide doesn't have the game listed at all, says it's "CBC Vancouver News"
who here /poor/ with no food, drinks, alcohol or friends
>>67492413
>>67492562
Nah, Määttä was their worst Dmen before he got hurt.
>>67492576
>having a tv in 2016
>>67492584
Me. I had beer but not enough. If Caps lose might as well end it after this game.
>>67492256
Im digging this thread, OP. I love you.
Holy shit Pierre is standing so close to Daley.
I hate Pierre.
>>67492256
I put a bomb in the stadium
>>67492636
Kidding
>>67492552
>The Pens are the most American team in the NHL
>/sp/ doesn't want them to win The Cup for some reason
Get this faggot off the ice!
go pongs 2bh
>>67492607
lol why did you say anything about having videotron then you retard
reddit nhlstreams
>>67492633
Does anybody like Pierre? Why does he have a job?
that guy should try yodeling
>>67492552
>you wont be rooting anything because none of your teams made it to the playoffs
canadians, when will they learn?
>>67492552
SUCK MY COCK CAPS FAGS
WE'RE WINNING THIS ONE FOR AMERICA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>67492453
>videotron
>not colbanet
wew
>>67492584
actually i'm working down some cheese buns with montreal smoked meat and i've got some canadian club and limes i can open now that the game's starting
maybe get a job
when the fuck is flower gonna start a game
>>67492715
literally who?
>>67492715
Next October
>>67492552
>getting all your players cucked to American teams
>>67492552
Cucknada will only have one Canadian majority team after this round, my innumerate friend :^)
>all doise yellow shirts
Free tee promo?
Letang is going to cost us one
>>67492715
should be ready to shit the bed in game7
Rob Zombie always makes me think of Sled Storm , great game
DEAD I AM THE ONE, EXTERMINATING SON
Holy fuck kunitz is garbage
>craps
every time Healy opens his mouth, I'd rather he not
BILL
BILL SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67492804
Kill his family
BILL
I
L
L
B I L L
I
L
L
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
B I L L
I
L
L
SCAAAARRRRRRRR
FUCK YOU COMMIE PIGS
THRILLED
BILL BILL BILL BILL
knew shitsby was a meme
HOT DOGS
SCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BASED BILL
>craps
kek, was about to say Caps were looking up for it tonite.
B I L L
I
L
L
Penguins are a bunch of cunt cheaters. Nice fucking holding faggots. Stupid fucking cucks. Get fucked.
SSSSCCCCCAAAARRRRRR
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL ALERT
>le wrist shot off the rush man
BILL
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Bill goes short side...Goal!!
BILL BILL BILL BILL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiuO_Z2_AD4
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>bad goal
Why does Pierre – and other color commentators – always call it such? Why can't it just be a well placed shot?
>>67492715
I don't know, when is Calgary's next game?
BILL BILL BILL BILL
WHO /BILL/ HERE
BILL ALERT
POST YOUR BILLS
i wan to cum in kessels beard
B I L L E D
I
L
L
E
D
>>67492881
Noice Bill get
>>67492904
because an NHL quality goaltender stops that shot 99 % of time
>>67492904
It's a shot the goalie saves 97% of the time.
ELITE
L
I
T
E
>He looks so much like you!
>>67492942
>loltby
>nhl quality
pick one
>>67492904
its an angle holyby should have had. from side of the circle behind a defenseman. very weak.
>>67492946
>muh shot location
fuck off
>>67492904
Any goalie not named Devan Dubnyk stops that puck 99% of the time
>>67492946
On average a good goalie saves any shot 94% of the time anyway
>>67492958
>m-muh vezina!
>tfw you will never be this fat and good at hockey
Based bill has no idea what's up with his hands on the bench.
She's the only woman for Kessel to be honest
>toot toot toot LET'S GO BILL
>>67492970
this is too high
>>67492946
this is too low
>ovie goes for the hit
>turns the puck over
THANKS
malkin needs to just fucking shoot
HONK
HONK
HONK
LET'S GO BILL
>>67492982
i fucking hate her but thinking about bill being happy makes me happy so
>>67492958
>Canada
>NHL quality
>>67492982
>woman
ive counted atleast three times the pongs have turned the puck over directly infront of their net
CAPS PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
>dednik
>stay at home white dad with a faget high pitched voice "honey you're gonna blow them away"
>brown breadwinner manjawed wife in high business position
>another brown manjawed counselor cunt "aww this brown kid with brown eyes and brown hair looks so much like you ginger dad" guess what no he doesn't he's a ginger
you really outdid yourselves with this one boys
in soviet washington puck hits you
Damn that looked kinda bad.
Bill has a girlfriend right?
When I search Phill Kessel girlfriend I just get pics of Amanda
Posting in a B I L L thread
>>67493035
thats good ol penguin hockey. why do you think pens fans think fleury is good? its because he has to deal with shit like that all the time and is still pretty gud
>>67493047
whos that semon demon
>>67493059
>Amanda
sister?
Warmest of reminders you can't worry the Murray
>>67493049
scotiabank has the worst commercials but that one honestly makes me sick to my stomach
based bill
>>67493074
ovi's fiancee
>>67493075
Yeah
would bang
>>67493059
the pittsburgh media has a general agreement with players on the team not to stalk their personal lives. thats why not too much comes out about crosby
>>67493059
yeah this is her account
https://www.instagram.com/sandramarysays/
I just want to see Murray melt
>>67493097
holy shit just fuck my life.
>you will never Billpost with Bill's sister after a night of watching Bill play
>>67493097
why are her legs bent like that?
>>67493137
Reptile people.
HONK
HONK
HONK
LET'S GO BILL
Who /Wentz/ here?
>>67493107
pretty sure crosby is a basement dweller when he's not at the rink.
>dad lives in sewickley
>go to riteaid for some ice
>crosby in front of me
>buying soda and cheetos
Always see Letang and Kunitz with their family. I wanna see Bill.
>>67493097
>tfw you're making passionate love to Amanda but all you can think about is bill, and you scream out begging to be filled with thrills
>>67493137
It's in the family, his brother Blake played for my team in the finnish league and had really wonky looking knees. Bill kind of has them too but not as bad.
>>67493153
Crosby is confirmed autist. Pretty sure he lurks here.
>>67493137
she used to carry phil around when he was a baby
>>67493059
>implying bill isn't a pure cherry boy
>>67493118
>bill on the jumbotron
confirmed?
>>67493153
>work at CVS in high school
>Geno and Gonchar walk in
>buy large tub of mayonnaise
>leave
>>67493182
I've always thought of him to be more of an apple pie boy
>>67493153
girlfriend is super hot though
>>67493195
so happy they're back together :3
>>67493195
>tfw you will never have a friendship as good as Geno and Gonch's
>>67493137
The extra bent knees are what makes them so fast
>>67493184
yeah you should have gone back further
>>67493182
>implying bill isn't raw dogging puck bunnies every night with his one ball
If you go to a giant eagle near cranberry or sewickely you have a 90% chance of running into a penguin
bill probably buys bulk cheese blocks from costco
>>67493238
a bunch of the comments are telling her to say hi to phil for them. retard didn't even look hard
I met Matt Cullen at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).
Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit.
“I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?”
Then out of nowhere Matt Cullen shows up next to the manager and says “BROTHER, THESE DUDES CAN FINISH. WE'LL BE AT THE BAR BROTHER. I GOT SOME TIME, JACK.”
And I (being a big Matt Cullen fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.”
Matt was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Zach Parise and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
>>67493049
>>67493087
source pls
just saw this cuck commercial a few days ago
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cq4vX51s3ao
>>67493261
no because i'm watching the game nigga
god damn
>>67493249
Saw Bylsma at the Giant Eagle in sewickley once. His kid was climbing on shit and Danny was yelling at him.
>>67493269
Fuck holtby looks like shit
>rookie Pens goalie stops a wrister from Ovi in the slot from maybe 25 feet out
>supposed vezina winner Holtby can't stop a wrister from the fucking blueline
what a fucking meme
>>67493292
> dat mental image
my sides
>>67493267
Parise stole you from Cullen? That asshole
>>67493087
correct me if I'm wrong but aren't they the ones with these commercials too
>found the only vietnamese girl to ever play hockey in the world AND she won a championship cause she's that good and her brother dreams of being nguyen gretzky
>black guy and newlywed asian wife in their brand new (stolen) car (wife driving cause empowerment) spying on their future suburban home in a good neighborhood as a man (black what else) walks out to take the trash
fuck sakes
who believes this shit
dickweeds
>>67493298
euuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhh
no
no no no no no no no nooooo
>>67493269
it plays every fucking commercial break, the guys voice is burned into my memory, it gives me fucking nightmares
BIG BILL POPPIN OFF
HAT TRICK INCOMING???
Why is Sid such a team player?
He should be a bit more selfish.
>>67493292
went to the capital grille the day before a pens/caps game for dinner and saw half the caps team in there and said hi to some. I imagine if you go there the night before a game you'd run into a lot of teams
>Crapitals
Can I get a lelmao?
>>67493346
It's over goyim.
When you are a grandparent either the US will be Brazil tier or we will have balkanized
@67493382
lelmao
>>67493355
>he looks so much like you." "thanks to you we're saving for his education."
>looks so much like you
>thanks to you
plot twist he cheated on his wife with another brown woman so she wouldn't know the difference
>>67493382
LEEEEEELLLLMMMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Caps can't score unless on the power play
>Overplay the shit out of your goalie to tie a record and win a cursed trophy
>Craps
>reminder that the trannies are sitting comfy at home eating subs hoping for game 7
>>67493330
yeah thats fucking scotiabank, they also have that fucking subban 5th season commercial, they just refuse to put a white male in their commercials who isnt an emasculated faggot
>>67493437
it's almost live ovie is a pp babby
How does the shitty swede not score from there?
>>67493269
Oy vey goyim, remember to raise children that aren't yours and don't look like you. You'll get progressive peanuts!
CANADA'S TEAM
Shut the fuck up, Pierre. No one was wondering if Sully should play Fleury, instead.
>>67493446
Does Tampa really believe they have a chance against either team? Especially without tavares?
>>67493462
le one timer from the point man
>>67493446
florida has hockey teams?
thought they just eat crocodile and bath salt
>>67493493
they have the highest percentage of Americans
>>67493496
dumb people on twitter were
Lmao Alzner injured from a Crysby slash
having never heard pierre mcguire its pretty funny hearing americans rage about him
>>67493459
You don't want to show a masculine white man or a family with white children. That might do something terrible like develop a sense of pride or tradition
>>67493466
>>>/Yli/
what channel is the game on??
>>67493536
refugee spotted
>>67493536
when the fuck did you start liking hockey you bandwaggoner?
pierre was on tsn for years
>>67493507
le most even strength goals in the league man
>>67493536
NASTY HOMBRE
>>67493527
Wait for Ovie to realize his IIHF plane is waiting and he apes out.
Ded pens errywhere
>>67493536
I only watch CBC streams because of Pierre and that fat pedo fuck
>>67493498
If Stralman comes back in stride, Tampa wins in 6, maybe 7
Without him, it could go either way
>>67493553
nbcsn
>pouring rain
>smokes and weed outside in the car
>>67493553
NBCSN
>>67493553
CBC
Anyone have a high res version of this pic?
>>67493567
Pens match their speed and have better all around players. Caps can keep pace and absolutely punish them. I don't see how they can best either team
>I watch CBC over NBCsn
>>67493514
>Rihanna
>He looks like you
>>67493587
>washington post
>CRAPITOLS
>>67493561
lel i had two channels up until last year, it was hnic or nothing
>>67493580
just tie a plastic grocery bag over your head to keep the water out
>>67493611
(S)he was talking about the stepdad looking like the guy who posted the image.
>his name is pooknuckle
>>67493599
>Pens match their speed
Tampa is faster by a smidge
>and have better all around players.
Debatable.
>Caps can keep pace
LOL
>le shoot from left shooting from the right
ok what happened
>>67493652
there was once a guy who's name was pronounced apple juice or something
>>67493524
Okay, I guess there were some
>>67493668
Tampa is mediocre as fuck and had a walk in to the ECF.
>period end
welp, time to mute stream
>>67493668
>pens or caps
>loosing to the CLOTS
LLLMMMMMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO
CHERRY TIME
>>67493599
>Caps can keep pace with Tampa
top kek
So, uh. What happened to the Saturday Caps? They, uh, looked like a together team there, except for the hitting people thing.
>>67493693
>not watching the dumb canadian whine about how cucked his country is
who /shorks, stors, caps/ here
>>67493691
>has the best scorer and the best goalie in the playoffs
>mediocre
why does no one in /hoc/ actually watch hockey
maybe the best canadian tire commercial to date
>>67493723
Shittsburgh drugged the water
>>67493723
Welcome to Caps hockey.
>tampon bay
Literally a free pass the the cup finals. They have nothing going for them but their size.
>>67493737
>choosing literally all wrong
troll post?
>>67493697
my favourite part ;..;
>>67493740
>Tampa not getting BTFO next round
>ever standing a chance against the West
>>67493723
>Crosby injures top defensive D in the league
>it's the caps
I can think of others
>>67493691
how the fuck did the islanders even make the second round
>they played florida
fucking eastern conference
>>67493783
>west with no chicago
>relevant
nah
>>67493813
>shitcago
>relevant
lol
>>67493760
>tampa has size
It's the only thing they don't have. They have fast scorers and the best goalie in the playoffs, but they're mostly small.
How did you get that so wrong
>>67493783
>West
>Still having any contenders
top memeing my friend
>>67493843
>best goalie in the playoffs
matt murray plays for pittsburgh bruh
CHERRY JUST BTFO FINNS FOREVER
LITERALLY LAUGHING IN THEIR FACES
CAN'T FINNISH WHAT THEY START
BASED GERMANS EXPOSING FINNISH MEMESTERS
>that beta as fuck Finnish kid
fucking lel
Ron BTFO
>>67493883
he said germans can't finish what they start you stupid nigger
>>67493629
You should really take your own advice sometimes
![01_21023024_26d699_2701521a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d9xzsmh.jpg "01_21023024_26d699_2701521a[1].jpg")
>THE ONLY THING ABOUT THE GERMANS IS THEY CAN'T FINISH WHAT THEY START
Based Grapes
lets say this game goes to game 7 as well. who do you have winning each game?
>blues
>sharks
>pens
>>67493882
>thinking murray isn't just mrazek "playoff choker" 2.0
you might actually be retarded
who /knights/ here?
>>67493904
Whoa who's the jizz jiggler
>>67493939
my gf
>bobby orr dies before don cherry
CAN YOU IMAGINE
>>67493904
>going to game 7 when the Capitals are throwing hard against a team they punted around on Saturday.
is don cherry autistic?
literally wat
>no Alzner
Gg pens
>>67493981
legitimately yes
>>67493981
clearly
>>67493981
and senile to boot
>>67493967
the fuck are you on about?
>>67493981
He wouldn't be as great as he is if he wasn't.
>>67493981
ARE YOU?
>>67493939
some twitch whore
>>67493981
Get a load of this lefty
