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>early
>>67470223
Did you stealing wheelie it or what?
Here's a list of teams that didn't have a Minnesotan play at least 10 games for them this season.
>Anaheim: eliminated
>Arizona: shit
>Boston: shit
>Buffalo: shit
>Calgary: shit
>Chicago: eliminated
>Columbus: shit
>Detroit: eliminated
>Nashville: oddball of the group
>New Jersey: shit
>Ottawa: shit
>Vancouver: shit
Coincidence?
3rd for preds force game 7 and Dallas wins game 7
>>67470277
other than the under cooked bacon that looks really good
>Stralman coming back for conf finals
>Stamkos coming back for conf finals according to new report
>No one else can even finish a series under 7 games
Bolts confirmed for cup
>>67470277
Stop trying to be relevant. Minnesota choked by .1 inches and an own goal
>>67470293
Pens will win in 7
>>67470277
grits > hashbrowns
>>67470293
What about JT?
>>67470320
>confusing riding a hot goalie for having a good team
Classic mistake.
Some1 make the sharks/predators thread.
>>67470347
Goalies don't stay hot this long m8
>>67470291
>undercooked
I bet you order steaks well done
>>67470325
I bet you eat pigs feet and shit too
>>67470350
No you.
>>67470372
Probably water melon and malt liquor too.
>>67470372
I used to but I had to stop cause your mom didn't like her feet getting slobbery
>>67470291
Crispy bacon is one of the ultimate indicators that I'm speaking to a person with the mind of a child
>>67470403
Decent
>>67470405
>>67470405
>>67470405
Shorks vs perds thread here
>>67470326
hes a meme player. normies love him because hes the tough black guy on the ice but he cant shoot worth shit. id rather keep him off for a guy like blunden
Who goes 4th in the draft? I'm seeing one of:
Tkachuk
Chychrun
Juolevi
Dubois
Nylander
From most lists. Who do you think goes to the Oilels?
>>67470524
im hoping chychrun goes to arizona, i dont want to see him in a canadian jersey
>THE RAMSHACKLE HOVEL OF FINNISH GOALTENDING
>>67470524
i'm thinking the oilers pick up honky
>>67470590
>Except for when he plays for team Canada
Providing he's even good enough to make the roster
>>67470612
>honky swept at home
he'd be lucky to go in the first round at this point
>>67470612
Honky is who?
>>67470628
true, but you should never underestimate the incompetence and stupidity of the oilers
>>67470647
>a fucking car
>>67470674
Oh it's a meme....
>>67470622
>
good ol florida boy
PK just took this
goofy lookin fuck
>a fucking pizza
>on the stadium
>>67470710
>Dual citizen who has elected to represent Canada internationally
Parise is also dual but chose to bring down team USA as a double agent.
>>67470844
let me dream
FINLAN
should the canucks draft juolevi? Can he meme like the other finns?
>>67470854
Sorry Amerilad, who is >your team?
>>67470844
>born and raised in Minnesota
>>67470942
Not Finnish but the Canucks should only draft busts because I hate them and hope they do poorly.
>>67470968
One that's still playing :^)
>>67470993
why?
what is your team?
>>67470968
this is not me
>>67470998
im a lightning fan. i like chychrun just because hes the one grasp at straw i have for shitposting about florida hockey even though i know hes a canadian lad
>>67471006
Leafs, dealt with a lot of garbage over their train wreck of a history but now the ship is righted and with a 30th place finish there is only one way to go. Also some of my fiends at uni are Canucks fans and they are obnoxious af. Not as bad as habs fans, granted.
REFS TRY THEIR HARDEST TO HAND NIAGARA A PITY WIN BUT THEY JUST CAN'T TAKE IT
KNIGHTS WIN
>>67471074
>laffs
the only team canucks fans can actually laugh at. Dont hate them though, mostly just hate the flames
>>67471074
What uni, friend?
>>67471121
this kid looks like me but im not a manlet so it must not be me
>>67470942
all finns don't actually know anything about hockey
not american clueless but still, there's no point in asking them especially about a player that plays in canada
>>67471037
That's fair, I've seen scouts rank him form 5-7 so there is a chance he goes to Arizona if/when the shit Canadian teams fall for the Finnish defence meme. I like how Tampa is built as an organization and am jealous tbqh I hope the leafs emulate them in their drafting decisions. I feel like both Tampa emulated/took talent from the Detroit system a while ago and it has paid dividends and that's what leafs are doing with Detroit/Devils right now. Hopefully in a couple years >we will have comparable success and maybe a Canadian cup. Ps sorry about Stamkos
Any other pongsbros hanging themselves if we lose game 6?
>>67471176
I know I just wanted meme answers and finnish (You)s desu
>>67471147
Queens, just finished 4th year
>>67471192
>hiring the guy who destroyed the devils
>this makes laffs fans excited
>>67471124
Canucks have fewer cups and more riots so idk what they are laughing at...
>>67470325
both are delicious in their own rights, anon. both are always delicious :^)
>>67471192
Seeing the way this team has done without old man $tam almost makes me wish yzerman just traded what he could get for him. if they can re-sign stamkos i wouldnt mind but i dont think hes worth the money he wants anymore
>>67471222
Funny I'm a nucks fan that just finished 1st
>>67471266
even then, the Canucks cup drought is shorter than the Leafs
>>67471379
Agreed, Stevie needs to give that money to Kuch and Bish
>>67471379
That's true but you have to admit they have had the easiest path to the conference final than any team. There isn't a doubt they can be conference champs without Stamkos but my question is can they win a cup without him? That's my hesitation with the leafs signing him, I'd do 7x10-10.5 but more than that would make me sweat a bit.
>>67471398
At Queens? If so what program are you in/hope to go in?
>>67471435
Bishop too? What happens in the expansion draft?
>>67471513
well theyre sitting on vasy and gudlevskis so even if they took one of those they should still be pretty comfortable with the remaining
>Vernon Fiddler will never be traded to Minnesota and be renamed Kiddy Fiddler
>>67471152
Manlets always deny being manlets
>>67471671
>mfw 6'1 master race
>>67471661
>pedoden posting his loli gf
Enjoy your ban achmed
>>67471415
https://youtu.be/mKztreA6e7Y
>>67471661
>john scott exists
are they still making a movie out of him
>>67471699
t. mad wild fan
>yfw /hoc/ collapses under the weight of their own memes when mcbust lives up to his name and all canadian hockey teams miss the playoffs for a second year in a row
Here's what it's like to be an American hockey fan:
Imagine you're in Japan, and you're watching a Japan-based basketball game. Every single player on the basketball court is black, very black, and clearly from Africa. Wide noses, big lips, long dreadlocks. All of them.
They hit long 3's, do 360 dunks and generally light it up and put on a show.
The Japanese man beside you says "Ha! See? I told you that the Japanese were amazing basketball players!"
You think to yourself "The players in the game are clearly not Japanese, and yet this man pretends that they are because they're being paid to play in Japan. He actually believes that Africans playing basketball in Japan makes Japan good at basketball."
and now you understand what it's like to be an American "hockey fan" who cheers for "American" teams and believes that it's an "American win" when Boston wins the Stanley Cup.
>>67470320
Caps win in 7
>>67471966
Here's what it's like to be a Canadian hockey fan:
youll never see your favorite team win the cup
>>67470367
Caps broke him in game 5, it's over
>>67471966
>canacucks are still this buttmad
>>67472036
but if you win, you lose
>>67471205
nah senpai
Caps will choke.
But if Murray blows it and Fleury starts game 7 imma be sweatin
>>67471966
>his best, strongest, and brightest leave his cuck country for the land of the free the first chance they get
>>67472176
>his country is too fat and unathletic to skate so they pay my countrymen millions of dollars to fuck their wives and score goals
absolute cucks, all of you
>3-0
st louie makin it interesting
>>67472283
how many more years you gonna try to grasp at those straws? you seem to be getting mohamMAD
>>67472283
>his countrymen win cups for american franchises
who's the real cuck here m8
>>67472283
>our most prized possession continuously has American franchise names engraved on it
Literally marking our territory
>https://vine.co/v/iQElAEqMDpH
is he elite?
>>67472283
>7 teams in canada
>we keep the salary cap tied to the shitty canadian dollar
we have baseball players that get paid more than entire NHL franchises play their whole roster
>>67472398
>>67472399
>one asspained post after another
WEW lad
>>67472464
>literally 10x more canadian names than american ones
you're really bad at this
>>67472518
baseball is a meme sport
>>67472559
>23x more american team names on the cup than canadians since 1993
>>67472559
>individuals are more important than the team
you're a faggot you know that? Lmao I shouldn't have to explain how much more important the team name is
Canada is literally the North American version of Finland. Only rely on dead memes as their arguments.
>>67472644
>picking an arbitrary cutoff date because you can't compare all-time
>>67472644
>cheering for 23 teams
Why are americans such bandwagoners?
>>67472689
The team is made of mostly canadians though
>f-f-f-faggot
Upset?
>>67472738
>individuals are more important than the team
Lel keep graspin
Oh btw team USA has played 3 games so far, and has lost two of them
What a great hockey country
>>67472711
>canadian cups since independence (1980): 8
>American cups since 1980: 28
>its an /int/ thread
bye
>>67472711
>canadian teams still count cups won when the league had 6 teams
>>67472855
Cantada has nothing else
>>67472899
its annoying when you faggots do it too
>>67472865
>americans count canadians winning trophies as american wins
Might as well start claiming olympic golds as yours because some of the players live in america half the year
>>67472849
>picking ANOTHER arbitrary cutoff date
>6-1
Could you imagine if the USA actually won by this much? The shitposting would be off the charts. Good thing it will never EVER happen
Official /hoc/ poster tier rankings
1. USA
2. Slovakia
3. Czech Republic
4. Sweden
POWER GAP
9001. Finland
9002. Canada
>>67472995
clearly you're new and haven't seen real USA shitposting. USA USA USA spam is specifically allowed on this board and not others just to fuck you semen slurpers
>>67473025
Your bum a little sore there, bud?
>Saint BLEW IT LOSE
EAT SHIT YOU AUTISTIC REDDIT NIGGERS. HURR DA BLOOS ARE ELITE HURR
GET FUCKING
S
W
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P
T
>BLOOSE
>>67473042
No I just go to hockey related threads, not too much USA spamming there, due to them not winning anything ever
>st jewish running out of meme power
Never doubt the Stors
>Finnish Goaltending
>>67473109
you don't watch the playoffs?
>>67473172
>his national team is so bad he tries to argue for club teams representing the nation
Oh, what's that? Kinda quiet in here, where are all the Blose fans? Did those redditors finally go back? GOOD RIDDANCE
>>67473234
>as he posts a finn
Fuck my ass. This was ours to win. On to the next one.
>>67473305
REDDIT GO HOME
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M
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>>67473096
>ass angry reddithawks fan
Lelmao
pens fan here
why the fuck is goligoski a fucking captain?
>>67473322
Stop trying to pass the Reddit name off to a team that whooped you, Hawkshit.
>>67473315
lelmao
I bet if you did a PPG average for US hockey players it would be higher than Canadian players PPG average.
Meaning on average, the US is better at hockey than Canada
I did it for Minnesota and Michigan once
>canagays
>>67473403
literally on fire
DId someone say Americaitlyns?
>>67473403
WEW
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Fun fact: the average Minnesotan male is better at hockey than the average Canadian male.
If you were to say draw 5 names out of a Minnesota phonebook and do the same for Canadians, then have them play a game of pipes the Minnesotans would win 3 out of 4 times conservatively.
Not only that, one of the Canadian players would likely be named Muhammad Ali Muhammad or Chang Nguyen.
>>67473563
>predicting bjs for second in the metro
top jej
holy shit this canamad ass pain
go samefag in some other thread you autist
>>67473659
literally no one outside of minnesota, american or canadian, gives a flying fuck up about minnesota. not even your hockey teams which tend to pack up and move the fuck away.
>>67473659
that thing has a penis
Is there a team in a worse position than Minnesota? Will they relocate the team again once fan support dwindles from having two gargantuan anchors for another decade?
>>67473813
I don't believe you. do you have proof? for scientific purposes.
>>67473956
Don't bully the Wild
>>67471513
Trade Vasy for ridiculous value before the draft. Vasy isn't ready yet, and we have to get something for one of them.
>>67473956
what are you talking about? they just picked up bruce brudhaahahahahahaahaha jk yeah they fucked
>>67473956
honestly hard to understand why they have tied so much money in mediocre players that have proven jack shit outside of parise, and his career is done now so they are REALLY fucked
>>67473961
Adam's Apple
But when its that cute, does it matter?
>>67474052
They are fucked beyond belief. If they don't fire the GM in the next year or two I will be shocked. What a disaster
>>67473659
Who is this and where can I see more of her? She's qt af
>>67474130
same. in this day and age you simply can't manage the cap so poorly and invest so much in glacially slow players like vanek and koivu.
>>67473956
they could be vancouver. other than that not really
>>67473956
Vancouver, Calgary, New Jersey
>>67474090
hands too
>>67474431
kinda hard to compare them. those three are all rebuilding, minnesota is trying to compete now.
>>67473414
Fuggin mongey
>caps
Please tell me it gets better
>>67474404
>>67474431
The thing is, they are worse off than those teams because they can't even rebuild yet. Maybe they're better off than the >rags but not by much
>>67474513
what gets better? memes better than goosehead teams?
fraid not
>>67474581
forgot about the >rags. those nash and lundqy contracts are UGLY. plus their management has traded away boatloads of picks and prospects, i think they've gone four years straight without a first round pick. it may be them.
>>67474639
>the >rags gave Callahan and a 1st round for manlet st poopie
>>67474581
if they get las vegas or arizona to take one of their big ass contracts they could be pretty good for awhile like not shit and consistently compete but not win big either.
GUYS LISTEN UP
>rags
>>67474639
oh shit me too. they'll still be a playoff team first round exit for another few years but they're just gonna get so old. hopefully no team is dumb enough to rent their faggots for first round picks
>>67474661
>rags
>>67474661
callahan, and TWO 1sts. ridiculous return considering manlet st jewie had a full NTC and limited his destinations to just the >rags, its not like there was a bidding war. honestly one of the worst trades in recent years, up there with the griffin bustheart trade.
>>67474661
>>67474771
someone please post the picture of the worst free agent contract signings with most of them all being by the >rags
>>67474667
That is a pretty big if. They're absolutely fucked.
why don't people aim for other players faces when they go down to shot block? I'm sure you could make that shit look like an accident
>>67474988
>why wouldnt you want to severely hurt someone
>>67474988
Because they are trying to hit the net
>>67475099
eventually th ey will stop trying to shot block, atleast with their torso, and you can hit the net more easily.
>>67475056
they have the option to wear full face masks, correct?
>>67475126
only absolutely gigantic pussies wear the full cage
>>67475126
Nobody tries to block shots with their face
>>67475150
I played with a full cage until I got married and my wife made fun of me.
Now I have a trashville meth head's winning smile without my veneer.
Were people actually going to Panthers playoff games? They used to give tickets away to games wherever they could and there would still be 1k people at every game
>>67470297
He's talking about the fact that most good teams have guys from the iron range or thunder bay, anon
Remember in the playoffs when talbot fell down when he was trying to block a shot and had to duck his head at the last second and take it at the top of the helmet? I can't find any pictures of it
>>67475248
Congrats on becoming a man
>>67475325
Nobody in the NHL comes from the iron range you fucking meme
>>67475302
No fans, no cups
>>67475248
absolutely worth it, guaranteed your wife thinks more of you for it
>>67475398
http://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/us-state/active-nhl-players-born-in-minnesota-career-playoff-stats.html
Do we really have to get into this
>SHORKS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>JONES
BACKHANDER FROM THE DOT
TOP SHELF
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>JONES
BACKHANDER FROM THE DOT
TOP SHELF
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>67475374
Thanks.
>>67475449
I don't have anyone to impress anymore.
I gum her mercilessly.
Fucking predators.
>Canacucks, the land where checking is illegal in hockey until you are 18 or have a doctors permission note think it's masculine to wear a visor
Fucking plugs
>SHORKS
OLD CHOKING HABITS DIE HARD
>>67475501
>americages
No wonder you only produce grocery sticks
>>67475476
equal amounts as anywhere else in the state. Fuck off Hibbing
>>67475531
he's a cali faggot what do you expect?
>Shorks
BRUTAL
R
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A
L
>>67475526
Hockey over for the night
NOw what do I do with my life?
>tfw 1 win away from jofa hat or t shirt
Someone post smug pred animu
>>67475627
Shit post green monkeys eating pupper sandwiches.
>>67475549
I live in Duluth
>shorks
>>67475683
guess I could
>>67475702
>go to Duluth
>go to a sports bar to watch the NCAA hockey championship
>they don't have a single tv in a sports bar
Why do you do this?
>>67475757
that's a nice pepe. Can I save it?
>>67475702
the only thing I know about Duluth is that you have a company that makes fat people clothing that has bad commercials. I bet you're fat.
ITS TIME
THIS IS OUR YEAR
LETS GO SMASHVILLE
FUCKING HOCKEY
Preds are starting 5 rookies and might make it to the western conference finals the madmen
>>67475819
I think they're from Wisconsin actually lol
Those are fat people clothes, yeah
>>67475819
Duluth Trading Company?
A) those commercials are comfy as fuck
B) I've never seen the clothing but I'd assume that they are just a higher quality Carhart
>>67475976
thats not what comfy means fat ass
>>67475781
They're butthurt that UMD got knocked out by BC for a second consecutive year?
And can't be happy with having state champ high school boys and girls hockey teams?
I just moved here man I'm barely figuring out all this shit.....cool as fuck that they have like 6 rinks open year-round though
>shorks
>>67475937
Okay hockey experts: that's on Jones right?
Give me an anime girl and name a team and I will make her for you.
>>67476001
Those are kinommercials, fuck off pleb
>>67475984
what the fuck is with these pics? I keep seeing them
>>67476030
else from frozen
ducks
>>67475937
Arvidsson actually scored a goal and when he did it was in ot. Clutchness
>>67476039
oh look a fa/tv/irgin that thinks LOL MEMES
>>67476026
backhands from the dot when you have full view of the shot is a very hard shot to stop
what's shaking
and
what's baking
>>67476042
you mean 3D? or Pepes?
>>67476003
Well Hermantown is completely bullshit that skirts the rules of section A.
>were a "suburb of Duluth" technically despite no such suburb existing
>we can pick players from our 100,000 population and play against schools from towns of 4,000 people
>b-but we're totally a suburb I swer on me mum
>>67473025
binland :DDD:D
>>67476093
i know what can be shaking
the sharks going into game 7
>>67476088
>mad
>at cartoon commercials about work pants and flannel
>>67476093
>stors win
>perds win
GAME 7s for ERRBODY
>>67476093
post feet
Friendly reminder that Goonville Preds have needed massive ref puck to get by in the playoffs
Ducks and shorks would have beaten them now without refpuck aid helping Goonville
>>67476054
She made an ice logo
>>67476148
Waaaaaah refpuck waaaaaaah
Shut up nigger
>>67476024
dank/10
>>67476125
nigs stealin muh pepes
Huomenta family i slept well
>>67476093
>what's shaking
your butt
>what's baking
pic related
A whole group of smug anime girls forming a preds logo
>>67476186
just tell me how to convert pics to 3D like this
>>67476187
Pekka won whats your onion on that
post kipper's butt for sharks in 7
>>67476187
vittun homo
>yfw da perds win da cup
>>67476205
photoshop
>>67476107
Yeah I've gathered that. Is that a perennial problem? My co-workers at Miller dwan said that hermantown just split off from Duluth recently
I'm gonna try to get to a few games in the range next season and at Duluth east cuz it's easy for me to get to
>>67476239
no seriously there's obviously a website that does this just give it to me
>>67476250
Been going on for probably close to a decade now
>it was literally 2-0
>>67476030
preds pls. of literally any animu girl you can think of, I can't find any good ones in my folder
>mfw the Sharks lose the series and based Jumbo gets his rightful C back
>>67476318
Lolol wow that's bullshit
There was a problem like that for a high school football team from my hometown in Texas but nobody cared cuz they actually go to state consistently.
>>67476219
That is a good face
This fucking shitskin cunt selling ice caps comes on twice every commercial break while I'm watching That's Hockey. I wish Ryan O'Reilly would run over every Tim Hortons in the world
with finns you win
poo poo pee pee
>>67476320
Check out the preds vs sharks thread I made like 4 of em.>>67474698
>>67476303
>>67476371
fuck you bitch just tell me
>tfw final exam starting right at the exact same time the stars game 7 starts
just
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>67476381
Poopinajew
>>67476363
i'd rather he drive into a scotiabank desu
>>67476421
>last exam was yesterday
>only need to return one assignment, deadline last of May
feels good
IZAT CAWFE
kari lehtonen is an elite goaltendie in the national hockey league
Goonville Preds are a dirty fucking sister fucking team and their fans are a bunch of inbred hicks who probably vote against their own economic interests
>>67476477
Pekka is better
>>67476537
Ducks bro here. I went to nashville for game 3 and that just isn't true
>yfw stors prods western conf finals
>yfw a collective 800 people watch the finals and bettman goes into refpuck overdrive to make sure at least 1 major market is included in every conference final for the rest of time
Last night was a good day for HoCKEI, forced 2 game 7s?!?! whats there to not like, come on
IM SO FUCKING MAD GODDAMIT SHARKS WHY DONT YOU HAVE GIANTS MEME MAGIC
>>67476537
>ducks fan still mad several weeks later
>>67476564
Ya maybe the fans are cool but the Preds are still a dirty team
>>67476581
Honestly they need to realign the conferences to increase the likelihood of an original six Stanley cup
That's the only thing that grows the sport
This isn't a troll post
I can't even trash talk because they're a bunch of choking retards so my rage is just petulant hatred
>>67476686
Is funny because is beach ball
>>67476581
God Paul Ryan is such a faggot to think that photo op was worth shooting .
>>67476685
>a bunch of shit teams should make it to the cup finals all the time
should the toronto maple leafs get a division to themselves so they can at least make it to the conference finals?
>>67471205
you bet
;___;
>>67476642
He's obviously a shork nigger pay attention.
>>67476564
>>67471205
nevar
>>67476685
i have to imagine an original six scf would get great ratings
>>67476642
That pic perfectly sums up the Ducks-Preds series
> dat massive refpuck
>>67476537
>against their own economic interest
jesus this guy makes the same post like everyday, severe autism
>>67471205
I have watched the penguins choke against halak, and lose against the fking lighting until so i think every win this year is a plus
>>67476685
I don't want to grow it. I like it being white.
It's over, isn't it....
>>67476893
le black meme man has abandoned you
>>67476685
that wouldn't matter, the O6 teams are all bad now
Which NHL fanbase has the collective worst sense of personal hygiene?
>>67476893
stars are due to win a home game now
>>67476969
>rags
>>67476969
my guess from the teams left would be the sharks or penguins
>>67476767
The stats are pretty clear. An original six team in the finals basically triples the ratings versus a finals with no original six teams (see: Anaheim/Ottawa 2007)
Boston / Chicago smashed records. I don't like it but it's good for the sport
>>67476969
>rags
>>67476983
Dallas has the worst sports fans in the country, for every sport
>>67477038
Cowboys fans are the worse, no matter how mediocre their team is they're convinced they're the best and that homo is a top ten qb
>>67477038
so are you from new york, boston, or philthy?
>>67476697
>is not gay we're brothers
I also do the percocet line whenever I get a new job. Only one guy got it and he liked the ducks so he was not my nigga
Preds win
Post Ice Girls
>>67477075
What the fuck
>>67477102
sounds like you're a mexican than can't hold down a job for more than a few weeks
>>67477072
956
>>67477128
heehee
>>67477155
what is this underage hour on /b/? like I'm gonna look that shit up fuck off
>>67477038
No, Philly does.
>>67477182
If you were from Texas you would already know the significance
>>67477208
cool. fuck off retard
>mfw the two biggest choking teams in the league choke away a chance to end their series in 6 games and will now both choke in game 7
Holy shit this is gold
>>67477435
3. Ducks, Blues and Sharks
Will Buffalo ever be good again?
>>67477707
I miss seeing Hasek and those jerseys. also why do you fags keep posting getty images?
>>67477707
Probably, the leastern conference is weak enough
>>67477707
maybe, but i don't really like tim murray as a gm. that dude will pay a LOT for whatever he likes and has drained the once-mighty buffalo prospect pool very, very quickly. sometimes this pays off(ROR), sometimes it doesn't (kane, bogosian)
>>67477707
they play in one of the weaker divisions and have quite a bunch of good, young talent. so I'd say they'll be a playoffs team again in 2017-18
>>67477771
It was the only good image of Peca I could find
>>67478091
damn you're not kidding I only found a few good quality ones with getty on them. Lel did he sign a fucking endorsement deal with stock photos
>>67478211
meant without obviously. He knew he switched to a visor
>>67478211
I think the whole team did
>>67478241
JESUS FUCK I MEANT WHO
also nevermind you're dumb there's a ton
>>67477707
>>67477771
>>67478211
these were some pretty god tier jerseys desu
like them better than the current sabres jerseys
>>67478309
I liked the current jerseys a lot for one year and then I wished they had these instead ever since
>>67478281
>also nevermind you're dumb there's a ton
says the faggot who can't type.
>>67477707
tongue down
>>67478091
>>67478241
>>67478277
>>67478281
pic related
>>67478309
Should have kept them.
So should have the Ducks
>all the swedes do is score goals
Consider the following:
If your team doesn't have at least 3 swedes, you won't win the cup.
>>67478345
y-you too.
if you don't want the shitty ebay and getty images just filter by large image size
>>67478390
I heard from a documentary on hockey that greenland is full of ice, but iceland is very nice. care to explain?
I hate this fucking team so... goddamn much.
>>67478403
I've been to both and they're both full of hot chicks and alcohol
>>67478390
does it count if the 3 one dont play?
>>67470293
>Stamkos coming back for conf finals according to new report
spoonfeed me pls
also stamkos doesnt do shit in the ploffs
>>67478443
soon to be 10mil 4th line plug
ayyy
>>67478403
No
>>67478415
>Greenland
>hot chicks
Greenland is depression, alcoholism and suicide
>>67478420
What team?
>>67478403
>hockey documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePA1e9dtKAU
>>67478472
the pens
>>67478463
Sounds like a place for me
>>67478450
they're probly trading him right? kucherov is going to want way more money at the end of the season
>>67478463
well my hiking guide was hot and so were her friends. I saw 3 people there I can speak for half of their population
>>67478476
>hagelin
>hörnqvist
>sundqvist
They have a potential to win.
They can also choke because of
>Olli Määttä, D
>>67478483
It's filled with eskimos so youd fit right in there
>>67478504
he's gonna walk, senpai. either get one of those mega contracts he doesn't deserve, or sign some undervalued long term deals on a cup contender
>finland
>>67478525
oh yeah his contract is ending now
hes been pretty underwhelming ever since his leg injury.
oh well hope tampa can get some decent defencemen then
>>67478545
Pretty based desu
>>67478560
Stop falling for finnish memes
It's all lies
>>67478577
Sorry svenmhet I don't listen to muslims, kindly fuck off or I'll draw myself pooping on your sacred mohummed
>>67478577
the only swedish non-meme is Lidstrom
>>67478577
t. mohammed svensson
>>67478577
finland is never wrong besides when they talk about prospects
Shit team
>>67478596
Mule was and is based as fuck too friend. Franzen is my favorite hockey swede of all time.
>>67478683
I need help
I couldn;t stop thinking about that sandwich
What do you think he has in there? Turkey?
>>67478702
blt since she is not a kike rags fan
>>67478662
So Finland is always wrong
I'll be the first to say this, Finland is pretty cool, you Finns are alright to me
Pekka Rinne is altogether a great guy and Juuse Saaros is the goal tender of the future
>>67478815
>Pekka Rinne
>Great guy
>Literally got shit in his hip
lel
I want Pekka to win a stanley but I also feel really bad for Thornton. Not sure which team I'm going to meme-enchant to win
Why are sweden and canada so eternally butthurt?
Both too inferior to their neighbours?
>shorks in charge of closing out a series
Its almost syarting to get sad at this point
Almost hahahaaha
>>67478850
your definition of pedophilia is not welcome here, tell him scandinavia
>>67478836
If you can't get poop in your hip and not be a great gy then I don't want to know what you think
>>67478915
You're a faggot cuck
>>67478857
I love Finland posters
>>67478854
give it to the Preds, Predators fans love Finnish players and will as long as a Finn stands strong behind our goaltending which is likely forever as long as Poile is in charge
Plus I'm even listening to Jean Sibelius to show my utmost respect to the great Finland
>>67478933
You are one classy motherfucker, I shall grant you your wish
Preds in 7, 1-4 @Sj
>finnish goaltending
>>67478979
Anything to repair the often mistaken about finnish goaltending.
It is fact that finnish goaltending is only shoddy when they're expected to carry shitty defensive lineups
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adKwG9ZuzFw
Thread theme now
>shorks
Chad Graff Verified account
@ChadGraff
Boudreau: "The fact that the whole state of Minnesota is hockey nuts I thought would be a real interesting difference coming from Anaheim."
>>67479055
Well he does have a point, with anaheim fans being spics and all
>>67479064
>Says the yellow snownigger
>>67479065
No need to be hostile m80, just because your team vanished from relevancy along with Getzbald's hair dont mean you have be ashamed of the brown nature of your skin, Diaz-Ramirez
>>67479075
>Implying irrelevant
Just floating in mediocrity. Literally 90s sharks tier now.
Haistelkaa minun pähkinöitäni
>>67479081
>Haistelkaa minun pähkinöitäni
>>67479129
Te olette raadanta lel
>Te olette raadanta lel
What did he mean by this?
Who the fuck cares about "Stanley's Cup" when there are motherfucking ICE HOCKEY WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS going on. I guess it's just an excuse for north americans to not have to cheer for their shitty national teams.
>>67479162
Kuka välittää teidän paskamaisesta helvetin maastanne ja paskamaisesta turnauksesta
>>67479171
This is outright RUDE
>>67479173
Sulkekaa naiminen
>>67479176
>close screwing
Goddamn it, Billy
>>67479187
Fuck. I fucked up my words.
Turpa kiinni
>suomalainen tavoitetaipumus
Finland is fucking gay
>>67479233
Take it back you fucking heretic
Finland is a beautiful, bountiful, and prosperous nations of memes, goaltending, and altogether nice people.
What can we honestly hate about Finland again?
>>67479233
no u
>>67479276
The assimilation project has started
I thought >we were supposed to be eliminated by now.
>>67479527
>Not knowing St Louis is the original >Shorks
>>67478857
Cultural Marxism tbqh.
I came here to post
>finnish goaltending
Carry on.
I smell like sweat
>>67479768
Not sure what that means, I'm a Stars fan and all our goalies are good old Texas boys.
Nashville takes the Stan Lee Cup this year and every series goes to 7 games. They're throwing all this free hockey around, you should all be grateful.
Did shorks and bloos fuck up on purpose so every game could drag to 7 matches?
I swear Caps will win today.
Hockey in Australia is so retarded 2bh.
A lot of the guys who play are just nerdy guys who want to be like the cool Canadian kids, but in reality those nerdy guys are just little bitches who can't take a hit.
Hockey should be for people with 2 balls only, not 0.
Is this where the white women at? I'm asking for a friend.
>>67480563
>trying to hate on Bill
>>67480563
>hockey in australia
Sorry but you sleevetattooed dudebros are equally as shit. Aussies in general cant skate for shit either mate, I've seen my share of aussies attempting to play hockey or skate and it's laughably bad.
>>/cric/
>>67480563
I play beer league in Colorado. I'm not very good. Can I be a pro in AUS?
>>67478854
Joe Thornton is a literal skating meme. Nashville is the least memeiest of the remaining teams (not including the fans).
>>67480612
No way.
What is difference between Sweden and Finland?
Sweden has great neighbors
>>67480651
The other one has no-go zones and the other is also a soccer country
We got ourselves 2 western conference game 7 lads. Who wins?
>>67480601
>go to a beer league one day
>see this fat scrawny looking bloke show up
>whataloser.jpg
>gets on the ice
>lights shit up, scoring 10000000 goals on the first shift
I hope Kessel does this in the summer.
>>67480670
Fuck off, "Great" Britain.
>>67480678
is there nothing worse than being a "football" country but still suck at it?
>>67480670
Delete this
He could have had a career in NHL
>>67480680
Bloos. Prods.
>>67480688
He's a frog m8
>>67480726
BUST
U
S
T
>team has two finnish goaltenders
Is he autistic?
>>67480764
Twice the memes m8
IIHF powerrankings have Slovakia as 4th btw
>>67480743
why do you like this bust, he is way too soft for the nhl
>>67480772
Matthews plus Gardiner for McDavid
You get slight downgraded to center but have enough depth to recover Nugent-Hopkins, Drasaitil and now Matthews plus you get a top pairing defender, something the oilers desperately need
Win / Win
>>67480764
ياما
>>67480799
>Gardiner
>top pairing defender
>>67480799
Nice Gretzky's and nice delusion
What are some good chirps lads?
>>67480839
faggot
>>67480839
My favourite chirp when we're crushing the other team
During stoppage of play do a full lap of the ice
When you get around to the other team's goaler skate up behind him and whisper in his ear
>finnish goaltending
>>67480863
Brutal
>>67480839
Duster
Grocery stick
Shuffler
Ice tray
Wagon wheeler
>>67480839
Calling people titfuckers and cake eaters is good
Also grocery stick and duster
>>67480863
That's too far mate...
I don't want to die out there.
>>67480799
are you retarded?
>>67480876
Your chirping is fucking shit m8
>>67480982
>tf
>tp
>>67480998
I heard you were the worst player on your team last year too bud
is milfhunt a sport?
Will the shorks keep their home ice advantage going and win the series?
>>67481137
I think pegga might cuck the shorks like he did Anaheim.
>>67481012
Buddy the only ice you see is in your strawberry daiquiri
>>67480687
The second fastest guy in my league is quite a bit overweight. It's all about skating efficiency.
>>67481121
Only among the upper class, ever since fox hunting was banned
Who knew the perds were so clutch
>>67480526
>matches
Fucking yurosemens
>>67481420
Shut up burger
>>67481433
You just wish you could afford a burger yuropoor
>>67481420
Fuck off
>>67481588
See you later
>gfw perds in the cup final
>>67481684
I'm kind of morbidly curious to see what the ratings for a preds bolts scf would look like
>>67481726
WNBA finals tier
>>67481726
Nobody would remember it because nobody would watch it.
>>67481726
I bet NBC would spin the whole thing to be about how memetastic perds fans are
>>67480876
>>67480885
what the fuck is a grocery stick
>>67480876
Hall went for the legs
>>67481959
You
>>67481726
Gary got triggered by a bolts ducks SCF last year this year will be Preds/ PITT
>>67475852
>Our year
To what, make it past the 2nd round?
stors fag here, why has everyone been sleeping on the preds? i thought the ducks would sweep, and now there going to game 7 against the shorks
also, trade lehtonen and niemi for rinne straight up, well even retain salary
>>67482069
I picked Preds v Pens final desu
>rags
>rags
>rags
>>67482599
>>67482619
>rags
>>67481121
I need to fap now
>>67482633
>>67482619
>>67482599
>>67482506
They already lost you dumb normies. Ragsposting is reserved for the regular season and until they are eliminated in the postseason. Lurk more, Reddit.
>>67482650
Reported to your local Swedish imam
>>67482674
>t. mad raggot
>>67482674
>Ragsposting is reserved
wrong
>rags
Riddle me one thing, riddle me something, what team will never have a king with a ring?
>>67482785
the
>rags
>>67482875
>that kikentagram
Kek
>tfw >ragsposting is reserved for every single day from now until the end of time
>rags
where's the swedes I want to make fun of them for eurovision
>>67482875
the longer i look at this image the funnier it gets
also
>rags
>>67482960
agreed
>rags
>>67482957
Please dont shittalk eurovision.
>>67482957
I can be your swede 2nite bb
>>67473025
1. Sweden: fluent in the actual hockey, polite, can into banters, white, has a good national team.
2. Russians: fluent in the actual hockey, can into banters, polite, white.
3. Slovakia: fluent in the actual hockey, polite, white.
4. Armenia: interested in hockey talks, polite.
5. Binland: white.
6. Canada: white.
7. America.
>>67483028
worst post ive seen all year.
>>67483028
Hey Ivan, what's it like having a worse hockey team than cucking Czechia? You vodka-chugging slavnigger. I hope you get killed tomorrow when you try your insurance fraud scheme again.
>>67483028
>armenia
>>67483006
Speaking to Swedish broadcaster SVT, Zelmerlow said the theme for this year's contest was 'Come Together' and would feature the refugee crisis.
He said: 'It is more necessary than ever before that we unite and join together, and that is literally what we do in Eurovision, where most of the countries in Europe meet together. We obviously want to touch upon it: anything else would be to bury your head in the sand.
'We have shut the borders now, so I don’t know if there’s that much to be proud about.'
its going to be one massive circlejerk for lefties half the performers are homos
>>67483028
This triggers the Russian.
>>67483118
>its going to be one massive circlejerk for lefties half the performers are homos
just like every year
>>67483028
>russia
>white
everyone knows russians are just light skinned monkeys
>>67483057
>what's it like having a worse hockey team than cucking Czechia?
Shit feel desu, comrade.
>I hope you get killed tomorrow when you try your insurance fraud scheme again.
At least I won't be killed by a cop who gets his salary from my wallet.
>>67483126
>lost 10:3 two days before the "oy vey mirracle"
>thinks that his team is worth anything.
>>67483176
Yeah you'll just have to bribe a cop a month's salary so you won't get thrown in the gulag
>>67483176
>At least I won't be killed by a cop who gets his salary from my wallet.
well obviously not, your money is worthless now
>>67483139
yours is a lesbian with shorter hair than me. also I forgot how bad yuro pop music is even by pop standards
>>67483204
>>67483202
RUSSIANIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Which one is more iconic and disgusting piece of rattery, bobby clarke's '72 summit series slash or Chad krys' 2016 u20 slash on pulju?
>>67483213
look at this nice old man
>>67483204
>Russian
>money
Try harder, Jim.
>>67483028
Russians are white niggers
>>67483190
>said the dirt poor russian as the Berlin wall and his country crumbled while he took one last sip of his almost empty bottle of vodka
>>67482875
Can I get one of these for detroit? These are awesome
![CZX2q9WUgAAFNZE[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/isGwnje.jpg "CZX2q9WUgAAFNZE[1]")
