hockey
>early
>>67470223
Did you stealing wheelie it or what?
Here's a list of teams that didn't have a Minnesotan play at least 10 games for them this season.
>Anaheim: eliminated
>Arizona: shit
>Boston: shit
>Buffalo: shit
>Calgary: shit
>Chicago: eliminated
>Columbus: shit
>Detroit: eliminated
>Nashville: oddball of the group
>New Jersey: shit
>Ottawa: shit
>Vancouver: shit
Coincidence?
3rd for preds force game 7 and Dallas wins game 7
>>67470277
other than the under cooked bacon that looks really good
>Stralman coming back for conf finals
>Stamkos coming back for conf finals according to new report
>No one else can even finish a series under 7 games
Bolts confirmed for cup
>>67470277
Stop trying to be relevant. Minnesota choked by .1 inches and an own goal
>>67470280
>>67470051
>>67470293
Pens will win in 7
>>67470277
grits > hashbrowns
>>67470293
What about JT?
>>67470320
>confusing riding a hot goalie for having a good team
Classic mistake.
Some1 make the sharks/predators thread.
>>67470347
Goalies don't stay hot this long m8
>>67470291
>undercooked
I bet you order steaks well done
>>67470325
I bet you eat pigs feet and shit too
>>67470350
No you.
>>67470372
Probably water melon and malt liquor too.
>>67470372
I used to but I had to stop cause your mom didn't like her feet getting slobbery
>>67470291
Crispy bacon is one of the ultimate indicators that I'm speaking to a person with the mind of a child
>>67470403
Decent
>>67470405
>>67470405
>>67470405
Shorks vs perds thread here
>>67470326
hes a meme player. normies love him because hes the tough black guy on the ice but he cant shoot worth shit. id rather keep him off for a guy like blunden
Who goes 4th in the draft? I'm seeing one of:
Tkachuk
Chychrun
Juolevi
Dubois
Nylander
From most lists. Who do you think goes to the Oilels?
>>67470524
im hoping chychrun goes to arizona, i dont want to see him in a canadian jersey
>THE RAMSHACKLE HOVEL OF FINNISH GOALTENDING
>>67470524
i'm thinking the oilers pick up honky
>>67470590
>Except for when he plays for team Canada
Providing he's even good enough to make the roster
>>67470612
>honky swept at home
he'd be lucky to go in the first round at this point
>>67470612
Honky is who?
>>67470628
true, but you should never underestimate the incompetence and stupidity of the oilers
>>67470647
>a fucking car
>>67470674
Oh it's a meme....
>>67470622
>
good ol florida boy
PK just took this
goofy lookin fuck
>a fucking pizza
>on the stadium
>>67470710
>Dual citizen who has elected to represent Canada internationally
Parise is also dual but chose to bring down team USA as a double agent.
>>67470844
let me dream
FINLAN
should the canucks draft juolevi? Can he meme like the other finns?
>>67470854
Sorry Amerilad, who is >your team?
>>67470844
>born and raised in Minnesota
>>67470942
Not Finnish but the Canucks should only draft busts because I hate them and hope they do poorly.
>>67470968
One that's still playing :^)
>>67470993
why?
what is your team?
>>67470968
this is not me
>>67470998
im a lightning fan. i like chychrun just because hes the one grasp at straw i have for shitposting about florida hockey even though i know hes a canadian lad
>>67471006
Leafs, dealt with a lot of garbage over their train wreck of a history but now the ship is righted and with a 30th place finish there is only one way to go. Also some of my fiends at uni are Canucks fans and they are obnoxious af. Not as bad as habs fans, granted.
REFS TRY THEIR HARDEST TO HAND NIAGARA A PITY WIN BUT THEY JUST CAN'T TAKE IT
KNIGHTS WIN
>>67471074
>laffs
the only team canucks fans can actually laugh at. Dont hate them though, mostly just hate the flames
>>67471074
What uni, friend?
>>67471121
this kid looks like me but im not a manlet so it must not be me
>>67470942
all finns don't actually know anything about hockey
not american clueless but still, there's no point in asking them especially about a player that plays in canada
>>67471037
That's fair, I've seen scouts rank him form 5-7 so there is a chance he goes to Arizona if/when the shit Canadian teams fall for the Finnish defence meme. I like how Tampa is built as an organization and am jealous tbqh I hope the leafs emulate them in their drafting decisions. I feel like both Tampa emulated/took talent from the Detroit system a while ago and it has paid dividends and that's what leafs are doing with Detroit/Devils right now. Hopefully in a couple years >we will have comparable success and maybe a Canadian cup. Ps sorry about Stamkos
Any other pongsbros hanging themselves if we lose game 6?
>>67471176
I know I just wanted meme answers and finnish (You)s desu
>>67471147
Queens, just finished 4th year
>>67471192
>hiring the guy who destroyed the devils
>this makes laffs fans excited
>>67471124
Canucks have fewer cups and more riots so idk what they are laughing at...
>>67470325
both are delicious in their own rights, anon. both are always delicious :^)
>>67471192
Seeing the way this team has done without old man $tam almost makes me wish yzerman just traded what he could get for him. if they can re-sign stamkos i wouldnt mind but i dont think hes worth the money he wants anymore
>>67471222
Funny I'm a nucks fan that just finished 1st
>>67471266
even then, the Canucks cup drought is shorter than the Leafs
>>67471379
Agreed, Stevie needs to give that money to Kuch and Bish
>>67471379
That's true but you have to admit they have had the easiest path to the conference final than any team. There isn't a doubt they can be conference champs without Stamkos but my question is can they win a cup without him? That's my hesitation with the leafs signing him, I'd do 7x10-10.5 but more than that would make me sweat a bit.
>>67471398
At Queens? If so what program are you in/hope to go in?
>>67471435
Bishop too? What happens in the expansion draft?
>>67471513
well theyre sitting on vasy and gudlevskis so even if they took one of those they should still be pretty comfortable with the remaining
>Vernon Fiddler will never be traded to Minnesota and be renamed Kiddy Fiddler
>>67471152
Manlets always deny being manlets
>>67471671
>mfw 6'1 master race
>>67471661
>pedoden posting his loli gf
Enjoy your ban achmed
>>67471415
https://youtu.be/mKztreA6e7Y
>>67471661
>john scott exists
are they still making a movie out of him
>>67471699
t. mad wild fan
>yfw /hoc/ collapses under the weight of their own memes when mcbust lives up to his name and all canadian hockey teams miss the playoffs for a second year in a row
Here's what it's like to be an American hockey fan:
Imagine you're in Japan, and you're watching a Japan-based basketball game. Every single player on the basketball court is black, very black, and clearly from Africa. Wide noses, big lips, long dreadlocks. All of them.
They hit long 3's, do 360 dunks and generally light it up and put on a show.
The Japanese man beside you says "Ha! See? I told you that the Japanese were amazing basketball players!"
You think to yourself "The players in the game are clearly not Japanese, and yet this man pretends that they are because they're being paid to play in Japan. He actually believes that Africans playing basketball in Japan makes Japan good at basketball."
and now you understand what it's like to be an American "hockey fan" who cheers for "American" teams and believes that it's an "American win" when Boston wins the Stanley Cup.
>>67470320
Caps win in 7
>>67471966
Here's what it's like to be a Canadian hockey fan:
youll never see your favorite team win the cup
>>67470367
Caps broke him in game 5, it's over
>>67471966
>canacucks are still this buttmad
>>67472036
but if you win, you lose
>>67471205
nah senpai
Caps will choke.
But if Murray blows it and Fleury starts game 7 imma be sweatin
>>67471966
>his best, strongest, and brightest leave his cuck country for the land of the free the first chance they get
>>67472176
>his country is too fat and unathletic to skate so they pay my countrymen millions of dollars to fuck their wives and score goals
absolute cucks, all of you
>3-0
st louie makin it interesting
>>67472283
how many more years you gonna try to grasp at those straws? you seem to be getting mohamMAD
>>67472283
>his countrymen win cups for american franchises
who's the real cuck here m8
>>67472283
>our most prized possession continuously has American franchise names engraved on it
Literally marking our territory
>https://vine.co/v/iQElAEqMDpH
is he elite?
>>67472283
>7 teams in canada
>we keep the salary cap tied to the shitty canadian dollar
we have baseball players that get paid more than entire NHL franchises play their whole roster
>>67472398
>>67472399
>one asspained post after another
WEW lad
>>67472464
>literally 10x more canadian names than american ones
you're really bad at this
>>67472518
baseball is a meme sport
>>67472559
>23x more american team names on the cup than canadians since 1993
>>67472559
>individuals are more important than the team
you're a faggot you know that? Lmao I shouldn't have to explain how much more important the team name is
Canada is literally the North American version of Finland. Only rely on dead memes as their arguments.
>>67472644
>picking an arbitrary cutoff date because you can't compare all-time
>>67472644
>cheering for 23 teams
Why are americans such bandwagoners?
>>67472689
The team is made of mostly canadians though
>f-f-f-faggot
Upset?
>>67472738
>individuals are more important than the team
Lel keep graspin
Oh btw team USA has played 3 games so far, and has lost two of them
What a great hockey country
>>67472711
>canadian cups since independence (1980): 8
>American cups since 1980: 28
>its an /int/ thread
bye
>>67472711
>canadian teams still count cups won when the league had 6 teams
>>67472855
Cantada has nothing else
>>67472899
its annoying when you faggots do it too
>>67472865
>americans count canadians winning trophies as american wins
Might as well start claiming olympic golds as yours because some of the players live in america half the year
>>67472849
>picking ANOTHER arbitrary cutoff date
>6-1
Could you imagine if the USA actually won by this much? The shitposting would be off the charts. Good thing it will never EVER happen
Official /hoc/ poster tier rankings
1. USA
2. Slovakia
3. Czech Republic
4. Sweden
POWER GAP
9001. Finland
9002. Canada
>>67472995
clearly you're new and haven't seen real USA shitposting. USA USA USA spam is specifically allowed on this board and not others just to fuck you semen slurpers
>>67473025
Your bum a little sore there, bud?
>Saint BLEW IT LOSE
EAT SHIT YOU AUTISTIC REDDIT NIGGERS. HURR DA BLOOS ARE ELITE HURR
GET FUCKING
S
W
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P
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>BLOOSE
>>67473042
No I just go to hockey related threads, not too much USA spamming there, due to them not winning anything ever
>st jewish running out of meme power
Never doubt the Stors
>Finnish Goaltending
>>67473109
you don't watch the playoffs?
>>67473172
>his national team is so bad he tries to argue for club teams representing the nation
Oh, what's that? Kinda quiet in here, where are all the Blose fans? Did those redditors finally go back? GOOD RIDDANCE
>>67473234
>as he posts a finn
Fuck my ass. This was ours to win. On to the next one.
>>67473305
REDDIT GO HOME
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G
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M
E
>>67473096
>ass angry reddithawks fan
Lelmao
pens fan here
why the fuck is goligoski a fucking captain?
>>67473322
Stop trying to pass the Reddit name off to a team that whooped you, Hawkshit.
>>67473315
lelmao
I bet if you did a PPG average for US hockey players it would be higher than Canadian players PPG average.
Meaning on average, the US is better at hockey than Canada
I did it for Minnesota and Michigan once
>canagays
>>67473403
literally on fire
DId someone say Americaitlyns?
>>67473403
WEW
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Fun fact: the average Minnesotan male is better at hockey than the average Canadian male.
If you were to say draw 5 names out of a Minnesota phonebook and do the same for Canadians, then have them play a game of pipes the Minnesotans would win 3 out of 4 times conservatively.
Not only that, one of the Canadian players would likely be named Muhammad Ali Muhammad or Chang Nguyen.
>>67473563
>predicting bjs for second in the metro
top jej
holy shit this canamad ass pain
go samefag in some other thread you autist
>>67473659
literally no one outside of minnesota, american or canadian, gives a flying fuck up about minnesota. not even your hockey teams which tend to pack up and move the fuck away.
>>67473659
that thing has a penis
Is there a team in a worse position than Minnesota? Will they relocate the team again once fan support dwindles from having two gargantuan anchors for another decade?
>>67473813
I don't believe you. do you have proof? for scientific purposes.
>>67473956
Don't bully the Wild
>>67471513
Trade Vasy for ridiculous value before the draft. Vasy isn't ready yet, and we have to get something for one of them.
>>67473956
what are you talking about? they just picked up bruce brudhaahahahahahaahaha jk yeah they fucked
>>67473956
honestly hard to understand why they have tied so much money in mediocre players that have proven jack shit outside of parise, and his career is done now so they are REALLY fucked
>>67473961
Adam's Apple
But when its that cute, does it matter?
>>67474052
They are fucked beyond belief. If they don't fire the GM in the next year or two I will be shocked. What a disaster
>>67473659
Who is this and where can I see more of her? She's qt af
>>67474130
same. in this day and age you simply can't manage the cap so poorly and invest so much in glacially slow players like vanek and koivu.
>>67473956
they could be vancouver. other than that not really
>>67473956
Vancouver, Calgary, New Jersey
>>67474090
hands too
>>67474431
kinda hard to compare them. those three are all rebuilding, minnesota is trying to compete now.
>>67473414
Fuggin mongey
>caps
Please tell me it gets better
>>67474404
>>67474431
The thing is, they are worse off than those teams because they can't even rebuild yet. Maybe they're better off than the >rags but not by much
>>67474513
what gets better? memes better than goosehead teams?
fraid not
>>67474581
forgot about the >rags. those nash and lundqy contracts are UGLY. plus their management has traded away boatloads of picks and prospects, i think they've gone four years straight without a first round pick. it may be them.
>>67474639
>the >rags gave Callahan and a 1st round for manlet st poopie
>>67474581
if they get las vegas or arizona to take one of their big ass contracts they could be pretty good for awhile like not shit and consistently compete but not win big either.
GUYS LISTEN UP
>rags
>>67474639
oh shit me too. they'll still be a playoff team first round exit for another few years but they're just gonna get so old. hopefully no team is dumb enough to rent their faggots for first round picks
>>67474661
>rags
>>67474661
callahan, and TWO 1sts. ridiculous return considering manlet st jewie had a full NTC and limited his destinations to just the >rags, its not like there was a bidding war. honestly one of the worst trades in recent years, up there with the griffin bustheart trade.
>>67474661
>>67474771
someone please post the picture of the worst free agent contract signings with most of them all being by the >rags
>>67474667
That is a pretty big if. They're absolutely fucked.
why don't people aim for other players faces when they go down to shot block? I'm sure you could make that shit look like an accident
>>67474988
>why wouldnt you want to severely hurt someone
>>67474988
Because they are trying to hit the net
>>67475099
eventually th ey will stop trying to shot block, atleast with their torso, and you can hit the net more easily.
>>67475056
they have the option to wear full face masks, correct?
>>67475126
only absolutely gigantic pussies wear the full cage
>>67475126
Nobody tries to block shots with their face
>>67475150
I played with a full cage until I got married and my wife made fun of me.
Now I have a trashville meth head's winning smile without my veneer.
Were people actually going to Panthers playoff games? They used to give tickets away to games wherever they could and there would still be 1k people at every game
>>67470297
He's talking about the fact that most good teams have guys from the iron range or thunder bay, anon
Remember in the playoffs when talbot fell down when he was trying to block a shot and had to duck his head at the last second and take it at the top of the helmet? I can't find any pictures of it
>>67475248
Congrats on becoming a man
>>67475325
Nobody in the NHL comes from the iron range you fucking meme
>>67475302
No fans, no cups
>>67475248
absolutely worth it, guaranteed your wife thinks more of you for it
>>67475398
http://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/us-state/active-nhl-players-born-in-minnesota-career-playoff-stats.html
Do we really have to get into this
>SHORKS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>JONES
BACKHANDER FROM THE DOT
TOP SHELF
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>JONES
BACKHANDER FROM THE DOT
TOP SHELF
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>67475374
Thanks.
>>67475449
I don't have anyone to impress anymore.
I gum her mercilessly.
Fucking predators.
>Canacucks, the land where checking is illegal in hockey until you are 18 or have a doctors permission note think it's masculine to wear a visor
Fucking plugs
>SHORKS
OLD CHOKING HABITS DIE HARD
>>67475501
>americages
No wonder you only produce grocery sticks
>>67475476
equal amounts as anywhere else in the state. Fuck off Hibbing
>>67475531
he's a cali faggot what do you expect?
>Shorks
BRUTAL
R
U
T
A
L
>>67475526
Hockey over for the night
NOw what do I do with my life?
>tfw 1 win away from jofa hat or t shirt
Someone post smug pred animu
>>67475627
Shit post green monkeys eating pupper sandwiches.
>>67475549
I live in Duluth
>shorks
>>67475683
guess I could
>>67475702
>go to Duluth
>go to a sports bar to watch the NCAA hockey championship
>they don't have a single tv in a sports bar
Why do you do this?
>>67475757
that's a nice pepe. Can I save it?
>>67475702
the only thing I know about Duluth is that you have a company that makes fat people clothing that has bad commercials. I bet you're fat.
ITS TIME
THIS IS OUR YEAR
LETS GO SMASHVILLE
FUCKING HOCKEY
Preds are starting 5 rookies and might make it to the western conference finals the madmen
>>67475819
I think they're from Wisconsin actually lol
Those are fat people clothes, yeah
>>67475819
Duluth Trading Company?
A) those commercials are comfy as fuck
B) I've never seen the clothing but I'd assume that they are just a higher quality Carhart
>>67475805
sure
>>67475976
thats not what comfy means fat ass
>>67475781
They're butthurt that UMD got knocked out by BC for a second consecutive year?
And can't be happy with having state champ high school boys and girls hockey teams?
I just moved here man I'm barely figuring out all this shit.....cool as fuck that they have like 6 rinks open year-round though
>shorks
>>67475937
Okay hockey experts: that's on Jones right?
Give me an anime girl and name a team and I will make her for you.
>>67476001
Those are kinommercials, fuck off pleb
>>67475984
what the fuck is with these pics? I keep seeing them
>>67476030
else from frozen
ducks
>>67475937
Arvidsson actually scored a goal and when he did it was in ot. Clutchness
>>67476039
oh look a fa/tv/irgin that thinks LOL MEMES
>>67476026
backhands from the dot when you have full view of the shot is a very hard shot to stop
what's shaking
and
what's baking
>>67476042
you mean 3D? or Pepes?
>>67476003
Well Hermantown is completely bullshit that skirts the rules of section A.
>were a "suburb of Duluth" technically despite no such suburb existing
>we can pick players from our 100,000 population and play against schools from towns of 4,000 people
>b-but we're totally a suburb I swer on me mum
>>67473025
binland :DDD:D
>>67476093
i know what can be shaking
the sharks going into game 7
>>67476088
>mad
>at cartoon commercials about work pants and flannel
>>67476093
>stors win
>perds win
GAME 7s for ERRBODY
>>67476093
post feet
Friendly reminder that Goonville Preds have needed massive ref puck to get by in the playoffs
Ducks and shorks would have beaten them now without refpuck aid helping Goonville
>>67476054
She made an ice logo
>>67476148
Waaaaaah refpuck waaaaaaah
Shut up nigger
>>67476024
dank/10
>>67476125
nigs stealin muh pepes
Huomenta family i slept well
>>67476093
>what's shaking
your butt
>what's baking
pic related
A whole group of smug anime girls forming a preds logo
>>67476186
just tell me how to convert pics to 3D like this
>>67476187
Pekka won whats your onion on that
post kipper's butt for sharks in 7
>>67476187
vittun homo
>yfw da perds win da cup
>>67476205
photoshop
>>67476107
Yeah I've gathered that. Is that a perennial problem? My co-workers at Miller dwan said that hermantown just split off from Duluth recently
I'm gonna try to get to a few games in the range next season and at Duluth east cuz it's easy for me to get to
>>67476239
no seriously there's obviously a website that does this just give it to me
>>67476264
>>67476250
Been going on for probably close to a decade now
>it was literally 2-0
>>67476030
preds pls. of literally any animu girl you can think of, I can't find any good ones in my folder
>mfw the Sharks lose the series and based Jumbo gets his rightful C back
>>67476318
Lolol wow that's bullshit
There was a problem like that for a high school football team from my hometown in Texas but nobody cared cuz they actually go to state consistently.
>>67476219
That is a good face
This fucking shitskin cunt selling ice caps comes on twice every commercial break while I'm watching That's Hockey. I wish Ryan O'Reilly would run over every Tim Hortons in the world
with finns you win
>>67476239
poo poo pee pee
>>67476320
Check out the preds vs sharks thread I made like 4 of em.>>67474698
>>67476303
>>67476371
fuck you bitch just tell me
>tfw final exam starting right at the exact same time the stars game 7 starts
just
