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Ufc 198 this weekend
>>67484627
i had the new thread primed and ready, you cuck
>>67484687
how is lorenzo this jacked?
his forearms alone are the size of the hue's thighs
>>67484691
props for not posting it anyway
>broken english champions edition*
fixed
I think I've only posted pics of Cláudia in the last thread
I apologize heem, I'll contribute more in this thread
:^)
reminder that Bigfoot heems all
>>67484627
Shoulda used that other pic where they both have their belts. This one
>>67484724
don't
>>67484584
>lives in america
>plays soccer
lmao what a queer
>>67484714
There was an Embedded where Cerrone and Lorenzo run inot each other, and Lorenzo says "Youre too tan to be a fighter," and Cerrone says "You're too big to own a company."
>>67484714
whiskey
>>67482305
>.5
Insecure faggots are easy to heem
>>67484714
whisky
>>67482305
>>67484049
>>67484084
>>67484435
>>67484584
Why Are Americans So Short?
I bought Mighty Mouse's new shirt, /heem/
How do you guys show the world you're a fightfan?
>>67484776
Her only problem is living in that filthy cesspool that Rio is
;_;
>>67484821
i post on /heem/ daily
What do you guys think of Damian Maia vs Matt Brown? Maia is -270, Brown +226. I see value in Brown as a dog. He's no slouch on the ground, and I think he'll be able to defend whatever submissions Maia attempts. He's a way better striker that Maia. I could see him heeming Maia before Maia can shoot a takedown.
Robin Black literally says that Stipe's ability to move in one direction and then plant his feet, stop moving, and begin moving in a different direction is "elite athletic martial arts genius".
>>67484895
>I think he'll be able to defend whatever submissions Maia attempts.
Wew lad
>>67484895
Lol not a chance. Maia will swallow him
>>67484895
lmao you fucking idiot
tfw Claudia has made man tier voices in women attractive to me
you guys ae not going to believe this, but i have met Claudia at a store last week
she is 10x more cute in real life than in the photos
no, i didnt talked to her because spaggheti everywhere
Anyone else see Vitor heeming Jacare?
>>67484974
I was laughing so hard during this heem
I KNEW Rashad was going sleepy in dramatic fashion ever since they announced the fight.
>>67484959
>>67484946
>>67484942
Ok faggots, we'll see.
>>67484974
I like Glover Teixeira because he looks a lot like my dad
>>67485008
idiot
Are Rose
>>67485065
wew lad
>>67485065
>"professional athletes"
>>67484920
>taking that goof seriously
kek
>>67485065
Ah yes, skipping baby carries. I can do a 1000 now.
>>67484769
based cerrone
>>67485065
>i call this excerice weightless bar frog hops, pat taught me it
>>67485000
yes
I also see jacare subbing vitor though
>>67485065
mfw
Getting picks for Saturday's card started. As always I'm taking picks on all main card bouts. All around great card, should be a comfy fight night filled with spicy heems
Main Card:
FabrĂcio Werdum vs. Stipe Miocic
Ronaldo Souza vs. Vitor Belfort
Anderson Silva vs. Uriah Hall
Cris Cyborg vs. Leslie Smith
MaurĂcio Rua vs. Corey Anderson
>>67485002
throw it baby
>>67485065
I can fap to this for hours
>>67485008
how much do you bet? say goodbye to your money
>>67485151
,,,idk bout this fool
>>67485151
don't believe this man, he is a LIAR
>>67485065
LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!!
YEAH BUDDYYY!!!
>>67485008
lmfao
>>67485065
who is she fighting next?
MMA Fans in a nutshell
https://twitter.com/mookiealexander/status/730108136296747008
>>67485151
Stipe
Belfort
Hall
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67485320
She combing foh dat belch
>>67484895
It'll be a replay of Nelson-Tumenov
>>67485320
idk but take a look at this WARRIOR
look out boys~~~~
>>67485151
Werdum
Souza
Silva
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67485008
Brown is a monster, he can easily take out Maia if it stays on the feet and he doesn't get too hasty with his clinch
>>67485151
Werdum
Souza
Hall
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67485065
lmfao she should just trane crossfit with fagginess like that
>EXBLOSIVE PAWURRR
>tfw live in Ohio
>bdubs down the street always has fightfans on weekends
Should I go out for 198, /heem/? If Stipe wins the place will explode.
>>67485151
Stipe
Souza
Silva
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67485445
what is a bdubs
>>67483348
you JUST KNOW
>>67485473
It's a sports bar/bbq chain in burgerland. They show UFC ppvs for no cover charge on weekends.
>>67485517
THAT WAS HIS MOM ?
fugggggg
>>67485445
Sure why not. It's fun watching fights in bars. The food sucks but at least they have a good beer selection.
>>67485517
Was it autism
>>67485557
tbf they stay way too long on people, it easily becomes awkward
What are the worst mismatches ever seen in MMA?
Overeem vs Fujita is up there for sure
>>67485590
Yeah IDK what id do 2bh
Probably go all red and look at the floor
>>67485625
When will they learn
>>67485625
>weightclasses
mma is gay
>>67485150
I see Vitor knocking Jacare the fuck out
>>67485702
Is it a top or bottom?
>>67485409
>homosexualpedophile.jpg
>>67485625
Anderson Silva vs maia
Anderson Silva vs Thales leite
Bjnpenn vs Diego Sanchez
Jon Jones vs Shogun
Overeem vs Brock
>>67485517
she's lovely. i want to be her son.
was aleks destined to end up behind bars?
>>67484815
burdened by the weight of keeping the free world running. you're welcome.
>>67485795
thank you for your service
>>67485749
Those aren't really what I had in mind, Albertinho Barbosa
Like Jon Jones vs Shogun made sense because at the time Shogun was LHW champ and had just destroyed Machida
Overeem vs Fujita made no sense on any level because roidereem was at the peak of his career and Fujita hadn't won a fight in two years
>>67485151
Werdum
Jacare
Hall
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67485528
>>67485550
how can you not like the food at bdubs? i'm beastin on asian zing 25/8
>>67485856
overeem was at or near the peak of his physicality but he was nowhere near the peak of his stature in the sport. his last three fights before that were james thompson, tony sylvester (who?), and goodridge. fujita was very much in keeping with that level of competition.
>>67485908
did you forget how easily he smashed brock lesnar? since he got popped he was never the same until he accepted his situation and became Econoreem
>>67485203
>>67485208
It's actually me though m8s
>>67485791
i dunno, but young Fedor was a handsome lad
>>67485956
try to follow the conversation you fucking idiot. we're talking about whether the fujita fight 'made sense' or was the biggest mismatch evar or not.
>>67486024
talk like that to me again and I kill you and I kill you fast
>>67485888
fucking this
only good flavor, that and spicy garlic
>>67485550
The good beer makes everything better; the heems, the lads, the subpar wings full of undercooked cartilage
>>67485151
Werdum
Vitor
Hall
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67485791
jesus, he already had that crazed thousand yard stare.
>>67485791
Yes. Unfortunately. Since he's easily just as athletic as his brother.
In fact, he had terrific hand speed, especially for his size
>>67485725
lol
>Conor wants to box Floyd
Is he clinically insane?
>>67485151
Werdum
Jacare
Hall
Cyborg, 1st death in the octagon desu
Anderson
>>67486171
snorted all his money, he needs his lucky charms
>>67486093
Having friends and family over, ordering tons of pizza and wings and then forcing everybody to choose from your snobby and pretentious craft beer selection is the best way imo senpai
>>67486211
Dear god Canada one of these days I'll fucking beat the living shit out of you.
>>67485151
Miocic
Belfort
Silva
Cyborg
Shogun
>>67485151
Werdum
Mutant Vitor
Uriah breaks Anderson leg
Cyborg
Corey Anderson
if Claudia doesn't beat Joanna, i'm done with the UFC
>>67486237
Stay jelly bud
>>67485151
STIPE
VITOR
ANDERSON
CRISTIANE
COREY
>>67486260
>caring about wmma
FREE FIGHTS:
LIZARD VS LIZARD: https://youtu.be/K_9u-KF3BqI
MAMBA VS MAMBA: https://youtu.be/RRGdVWX8Td8
KANGAROO VS KANGAROO: https://youtu.be/rRddLDynsCs
WILDEBEEST VS LEOPARD: https://youtu.be/Gxaf0Kqen8c
>>67485151
Werdum via CHOKEY
Belfort via HEEM
Silva via TKO
Cyborg via HEEM
Anderson via TKO
SPICY NIGHT BOYS
>>67484627
>The-fight-we-all-wanted-10-years-ago.jpg
>>67486211
I know maybe 3 other people who are actually into MMA, the bar crowd is nice
>>67486334
Classic bangers. Thanks, lad.
I get the feeling Werdum will lose
He's a lot older and hasn't fought in like a year
>>67486336
spicy night? I'm supposed to be stoked for old Brazilian fighters post-usada?
>>67486334
>that lizard vs lizard greco-roman clinic
EMBRACE
THE
GRIND
>>67486376
>the bar crowd is nice
eh, to each his own I guess
>>67486334
wtf is wrong with the wildebeest. fucking bitch im calling child protectice services.
>>67486408
>usada
>having any jurisdiction in here
Kektop
>>67486334
checkout this buffalo that moved up 50 weightclasses to take a superfight against Elephant.
https://youtu.be/xkqh2sRFeOU
>>67486489
they're still old and washed up. Anderson Silva can't even beat a one-eyed Bisping
>>67486495
>stop starving near me, you're making me feel bad for eating this tree
guys i'm in love with claudia
https://mobile.twitter.com/i/status/730100976716111872/video/1
>>67486561
i liked the part where he was holding a cat for no reason.
haha
>>67485151
Werdum
Belfort
Silva
Cyborg
Shogun
>>67486334
>that endless clinch wrap on the mambas
>>67486625
delet this
you forgot one
>>67486628
you sneaky bastard
>>67485151
Stipe
Souza
Silva
Cyborg
Henderson
3======D
>>67486628
>FabrĂcio Werdum
>Stipe Miocic
>>67485151
Werdum via R3 Sub
Jacare via R2 TKO
Hall via R1 TKO
Cyborg via R1 TKO
Anderson via UD
>>67485151
Werdum
Belfort
Silva
Smith
Shogun
>>67486628
who dat
EMBEDDED 2
https://youtu.be/0bt35Xt4D_U
https://youtu.be/0bt35Xt4D_U
https://youtu.be/0bt35Xt4D_U
>>67485151
FabrĂcio Werdum
Vitor Belfort
Uriah Hall
Cris Cyborg
Corey Anderson
>>67486725
>Smith
lol can't wait to see your actual picks there bud
>>67486661
Where?
will sage be cut when he loses to some can at 200?
>>67486814
wait and see
If Cyroid loses, /heem/ will be BTFO
>>67486881
He. is. only. 20.
>>67486812
Do not post pictures of my gf on here again you fucking creep
>>67485346
is that a prank?
>>67486881
Does he have a 3 fight contract?
>>67486881
no
will he still be one of the most popular fighters?
yes
>>67486949
What kind of gun is that? It's ugly.
>>67487059
fuck you
>>67484895
>He's no slouch on the ground, and I think he'll be able to defend whatever submissions Maia attempts.
Negro this is Maia we're talking about here.
Brown's my boy but if it goes to the ground Maia will fucking run through him.
And since Brown loves to clinch so fucking much that is a likely possibility.
>>67487059
looks like an ugly sig 1911
Going to sleep, heembros. Have a good day.
>>67487303
kill yourself
Do you people actually think Anderson Silva is gonna win? 3/4ths of Brasil should just retire already
>>67487303
fuck you, don't come back
>>67487303
>going to sleep
There is no shame in tapping
>>67486426
those underhooks doe
Conor McGregor asking for a rematch with our collective boy is in the same level of delusion of Gunny asking for a immediate rematch with Maia.
>>67487303
dream with cormier
>>67485151
Werdum
Souza
Hall
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67487303
May you dream of your fightfu
>>67486725
>>67486921
lmao wtf are you smoking Germany
>>67487384
Not really
>>67487418
Anything can happen inside the octagon. The biggest upsets are the ones you don't see coming.
>>67487420
yes really, gunny would say that he will have an entirely different gameplan etc same as conor
>>67487391
>it still moves
>>67487437
>The biggest upsets are the ones you don't see coming.
Well yeah Jamal obviously holy shit
>>67487450
>>67487420
>>67487384
If Gunni asked for a rematch with Maia and tried his best to keep the fight on the feet, he'd win.
>>67487437
except cyborg losing to an actual woman
>>67487450
Conor didnt lose even remotely as badly as him nor does Gunnar have remotely the pull as Conor
Stupid comparison
>>67487457
It is what it is
>>67487494
I'd laugh so hard if cyborg lost
>>67487507
>Conor didnt lose even remotely as badly as him
Connor lost far far worse.
>>67487507
first, no one is talking about anything other than fighting, who cares if conor is 200 times bigger than gunnar, why are you even touching the subject
second, nelson probably has more chance to beat maia than conor has to beat nate
>>67487532
he did 100mph+ on an old vlog without a helmet
madman
>>67487601
Not even really a Mcgregor fan, but he was winning the fight until he got rocked and shot for the takedown....Even when it went to the ground in the 1st round Conor was dominating.
>he fell for the SS meme
>>67485151
Stipe
Belfort
Hall
Cyborg
Rua
>>67487662
if after the first round you couldn't see that conor had pretty much no chance to beat nate that night you know absolutely nothing about fighting
>>67487662
lmao
>>67487578
In terms of legacy, yes
>>67487601
Because the UFC is far more likely to listen to Conor than Gunnar. Making a rematch far more likely for him than Gunnar
>nelson has more of a chance
Thrilling insight Luke, tell us more
>>67487662
This young black man is correct, Conor was indeed winning in the first round
Gunnar was winning never, not one second
>>67487711
You didnt see that either
>>67486138
i honestly think Aleks could have been near Fedor level and eventually a UFC HW champ if not for the hep b stuff. also if he took his career as seriously as his brother did. his only losses back then were to Cro Cop and Josh Barnett, no slouchers. he lost to Werdum shortly after, too, but look where that guy is now. then things went downhill and we can only speculate now.
>>67487737
>>nelson has more of a chance
>Thrilling insight Luke, tell us more
If Gunni keeps the fight on the feet he'd actually like Maia the fuck up Tyreese, that's quite obvious
>>67487737
>In terms of legacy, yes
He lost on the feet to an opponent he handpicked with the guy having only 11 days to prepare.
And then he went for the panic double.
>>67487764
I could tell in the first round when Nate was landing his jab that Conor wasn't winning.
>>67487769
Speak Engrish, Ming
>>67487764
I did. Tho I admit that the start of the second round surprised me, didn't expect conor to come back guns blazing.
Buuuut it was really just his final sprint.
>>67487850
>le typo argument
>>67487807
No you didn't, after-timer
>>67487873
Nice backtracking. You just admitted you dont know what you were actually watching lmao
>>67487881
How about you learn to type like a human next time, bud
>>67487887
Yes I did.
why is heem so comfy, damn
>>67487764
The grappling exchange at the end was fucking telling.
Nate couldn't exactly get anything going off on the feet in the first round but the sheer stupid of some of McGregor's actions in the grappling exchange were telling.
Magny vs Gunnar or Magny vs Condit when?
and is Gastelum beating big Rigg?
>>67487922
Maybe after watching the fight a 2nd or 3rd time
>>67487945
Nope. Watching it live I thought that.
>>67487931
Like what?
>>67487923
We're a board based around the only watchable sport that exists.
>>67487977
Yeah okay bud, whatever you say!
>>67484714
Special usada treatment
>>67488014
Ok. I don't know why it seems to irk you that people can come to different conclusions than you (or come to the same conclusion in a different time frame).
>>67487999
>tfw bigger than soccer
>its a /heem/ claims they knew what was gonna happen all along and were only pretending to be retarded thread
>>67488063
check my stats
>>67488045
Because its obvious that you're so full of shit
You dont even believe what you're saying
>>67488083
But I do believe it, because it's true.
>>67488063
It's called trolling ya dip
>>67488045
>>67488083
If somebody thought Nate was going to win during the first round where he was getting lit up, it's because they are stupid and have no fight IQ
The guy is basically telling you he's a fuckin idiot
>>67487923
'cause we are heem bros
>>67488063
everyone was conned by the mystic mac bullshit and thought higher of conor, but after the first round how could anyone that understands fighting and knows both fighters not see that it was diaz fight?
>>67487933
Magny vs Condit first
Yes
>>67488108
the first round was very very close, conor dominated the first 2 minutes of the second round
>>67488112
viva peru ! smash es mi pastor
>>67488140
Because no one is fucking nostradamus, dummy
You're just another goof aftertimer
>It's a "CONOR WAS WINNING UNTIL HE LOST" episode
>>67488167
Its funny youre contradicting yourself again and admitting you have no clue what youre talking about
>Nate was obviously going to win!!!
>but Conor still somehow dominated the first half of the round!!
Didnt see that one coming lol
>>67488063
>implying I'm not an 1337 tapology gold picks master
>>67488183
Go read the live game thread. People were calling Nate winning during the first round. They were calling his jab. They were calling Conor slowing down and his inability to knock out a normal sized human being.
>>67488183
you dont need to be a prophet to realize conor didnt have the power to implement his game and that he was going to lose a war of attrition with nate
>>67488095
Lmao sure thing bud
>>67487979
Well there's the fact that he thought it was a good idea at all to test his rinky dink brown belt against a Diaz black belt.
But there was also the fact that there really wasn't as much control from the top as he and Rogan like to pretend.
That sweep was allowed. You could tell because halfway through Nate stopped it and started slapping the shit out of McGregor to encourage him to go through with it.
His top control was poor and ended with an inverted guard getting slapped on.
>>67488226
you are not even trying anymore
>>67488269
Bruce is really enjoying himself, what a job to have.
>>67488236
>>67488251
And osp was going to heem jones right lol
Dumbasses
Admit you were stupid and wrong and move along, you get no points for calling something after the fact
Do you claim to be smart for finding out the ending to a book too? Lmao
>>67488294
is it just me or does miesha look like a cheep porn actress?
I like your style, burger posting qts while these morons are trolling each other without realizing they're all talking to trolls
>>67488270
It was the end of the round and he tried to get some strikes in while he had Nate up against the cage. There's nothing impractical about it
And that has nothing to do with how the rest of the fight turned out
>>67488348
it is just you
jebem ti mater
>>67488276
You literally contradicted yourself twice lol
Theres no effort needed, youre talking like a typical aftertimer dummy, bud, youre not putting in a good effort yourself
>>67488319
Womens mixed martial arts
>>67488324
I thought conors best chance at beating Nate was a heem early. It was obvious in the first round it wasn't happening. Nate was establishing his jab and not crumbling to conors pressure. I don't know why this upsets you so much. Maybe it makes you feel dumb that you didn't realize it when it was happening.
>>67488409
fake tits should be illegal
>>67488409
can be spicy
>>67488423
Thrilling post-fight analysis bud, im sure no one else saw that their 2nd time around either lol
You just want someone to tell you that youre smart
Youre not
>>67488464
I saw it my first time, while watching it live.
can you only watch the early prelims with fightpass?
>>67488500
Okay bud, whatever you say
You are the all-knowing god of mma analysis as you know already lmao
LIVE
IT'S A HIPPY EPISODE
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>67488527
You're either a bad troll or the most insecure guy of all of heem, and that's saying a lot
>>67488527
Good! I'm glad you've abandoned you're irrational stance.
>You are the all-knowing god of mma analysis
You're making me blush.
>>67488567
Im not the one needing to justify mysekf, bud
>>67488362
>And that has nothing to do with how the rest of the fight turned out
It established that McGregor was not nearly as afraid of the clinch as he should be and had an unreasonably high amount of confidence in his grappling ability as long as he had top position.
He got heemed the fuck up of course before it could matter but still.
>>67485151
Miocic
Souza
Silva
Smith
Anderson
>>67488562
Whos this old cat lady?
>>67488646
The old cat mans wife
>>67488646
Nikki Catsouras
>>67485151
Stipe Miocic
Ronaldo Souza
Anderson Silva
Cris Cyborg
MaurĂcio Rua
>>67485151
>Werdum
>Belfort
>Silva
>Cyborg
>Corey
>>67488562
What are these people? Are they running a cult?
>>67485151
Werdum
Jacare
Hall
Cyborg
Corey.
This is the weirdest JRE ever
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>67488423
i agree. i think conor got a little bit too confident in his own power. it's a pretty classic scenario in combat sports. nate just had way more experience than him and weathered the early storm
>>67488562
Dude man everyone should just make art, because thats how a sustainable economy and society works
JUST CREATE MAN LMAO
>>67488854
>weird
Just soak in the wisdom.
If you were me would you get your girlfriend's 7 year old daughter into a self defense class to "build her confidence" or is that whole concept a myth?
is G Man the guest on JRE right now
>>67488915
>self defense class
Just put her in BJJ or kickboxing and tell her to stick with it.
>>67485151
Werdum
JA-CAH-RAY
Dancin' Andy
Cyborg
Shogun
There is Brazilian magic in this card.
>>67488915
Fighting is not for mentally sound women
>amateur mma
>>67488915
Any sport will train her discipline, I suggest volleyball. She'll get juicy thighs and in 10 years you can reap the benefits
>>67485151
Stipe
Jacare
Silva
Cyborg
Anderson
post underrated boys
>>67488961
>not training grappling, wrestling and striking simultaneously
it's like you want to get heemed
>>67488342
based rog
>>67488588
And????
>>67489060
>mentally sound women
>>67488348
reminds me of kinzie kenner
>>67489060
>>67489223
They're called men
>>67489206
Niggas stupid overconfident.
>>67489223
FUCK BRO
>>67489216
>you will never walk around holding his pant pocket in prison
>>67489387
Where are Vitor's ?
Is Fight Club /heem/ approved or overrated junk? Also other /heem/ required film viewing
>podcast title says guest is Alex Gray
>no mention of his bitch
>she won't shut the fuck up
why is Rogan allowing this
>>67489062
>doing this shit for free
>>67489387
Stop being a weirdo
>>67489441
Never Back Down 2
Range 15
Dragon Ball Z: The Tree of Might
>>67489441
Required /heem/ viewing.
>>67489441
UFC literally advertised it when it came out in 99.
Then the tumblr feggets took over and turned the film into a mountain of gifs and self-entitlement. It's a nice film as a whole, very educational. However, the main plot is not about fighting per say but about leaving behind all the comfy zones and the bullshit (and in some aspects, it is /pol/ related).
>>67485151
Werdum
Belfort
Silva
Cyborg
Rua
>>67488376
Lol
>>67489223
>>67485151
>Werdum
>Souza
>Silva
>Cyborg
>Anderson
>>67489836
>tfw no Claudia gf
>tfw can heem every here
>>67490012
>Every here
>>67490012
>No mas
>>67490012
dale pedro
>>67490012
Maybe in the 115 lbs devision
>>67489836
I love how she instantly sees what he's doing and just leans back so he pisses off
>>67490098
step up bigboy
So lads, that Mandela effect huh
>>67485151
UFC 198:
Main Card:
Werdum
Souza
Silva
Manborg
Anderson
>>67490319
Does anybody else distinctly remember Brendan Schaub heeming Travis Browne then retiring in his post fight speech?
>>67485151
Werdum
Belfort
Silva
Smith
Anderson
>>67484737
Le wrestlefuck frenchie and steroidhue
where when you when you realized McGOAT vs Floyd is actually habbening?
>>67485151
Werdum
Souza
Hall
Cyborg
Anderson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RitpUxoiX7E
after watching this im pretty sure Stipe can't win , damn love both fighters and can't wait for the match
>>67490595
>tfw he beats Nate in the rematch, then Frankie, then RDS, then Lawler, then KOs Mayweather and makes 500 Mil that fight
>there are "people" in this thread right now who didnt know diaz was going to win as soon as he started landing early in the 2nd round
>there are people in this thread right now who thought denis siver was going to beat conor
I regret inventing memes.
>>67490475
Well yeah, that's what happened isn't it?
>>67484736
By no way am I expecting it, but I hope Corey (literally who) Anderson wins.
>>67490825
As far as I can tell, in this reality Schaub lost due to a fluke and early stoppage. Really, weird. I distinctly remember it differently.
>>67490731
but it was conor who was looking better and landing big at the beginning of the second, you goof
>>67490879
Nice joke lad. Schaub TKO'd him early in the second and then got an emotional goodbye as he walked to the back.
I literally watched it live, I think I'd remember.
>>67490723
>RDS
subtle
hidden inside of more overt bait
clever
>>67490621
>people are unironically picking Uriah fucking Hall to beat Anderson Silva
I love how Bisping is still so underrated that when he beats a guy like Anderson they say "Anderson must really be shit" instead of "Wow Bisping fought a smart fight and never abandoned his game plan"
SCHAUB BTFO BY HELWANI
OPENWEIGHT MAIN EVENT AT 200
>>67490914
I think you would be surprised.
>>67490636
I wouldn't count him out. Stipe is a dangerous man, more so than Werdum (who turns 39 in two months) as far as standup is concerned.
I would not be surprised if he pulls the upset.
>>67490960
Anderson's chin is gone, Weidman deleted it. He almost got heemd by Bisbong, he's due a stoppage back home.
>>67490960
I picked Hall cause I think Silva's chin might be deleted at this point.
You do make a good point though. Bisping fought damn well. Making me rethink
>tfw Brazilians go 1-5 in the UFC 198 main card
>>67491021
Can't wait to see Hall memekick him desu
>>67490960
His chin is glass now, Uriah is gonna memekick him into Bigfoot territory
>>67491039
No way Cyborg loses
She might piss hot, but she's not gonna lose
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
do you guys remember when nate diaz beat conor mcgregor and then conor retired to duck the rematch?
>>67491093
>conor
Who? 209er here ;^)
>>67491073
"You see that lake over there? If I lose against Luke this June, I'm gonna fucking drown myself in it."
>>67489575
Really. I know Pitt and Norton watched UFC to prepare for the movie.
>tfw Fight Club 2 with Ronda Rousey as Teresa Durden and Amy Schumer as the Narrator in a few years
>>67491073
not a chance
>>67491093
Mcgregor was never my friend
>>67491166
Why? You don't think Chris will spare Luke's life?
>got invited to a get-together this Saturday
>these people don't realize it's UFC 198
/heem/, what are some good excuses to leave this thing early?
>>67491206
>I like you guys but not as much as I enjoy watching people punch each other in the face
>>67484736
Should the ref have ended it sooner? Looks like he could've been out while against the fence.
>>67491220
lol this, it's honest
>>67491206
Tell them you live with/take care of your grandma and need to help her with her baths on Saturday nights.
>>67491021
>>67491022
>>67491057
The fights going to be a shitshow 2bh, both guys will be too tentative to lead, Anderson might have 1 or 2 decent blitzes a round and takes a 30-27 UD
>>67491206
Tell them your mom's dying of cancer and you have to visit her in the hospital.
>>67488232
even though nobody said anything
I know others appreciated this webbum as much as I did brother
>>67488409
>camera slowly pans up
>it's weightcut goober with tits
barf dude
>>67490636
stipe has really good boxing and cardio, i love werdum but is gonna be a really difficult fight for him, the only way to win that fight is taking him to the ground and using his jiu jitsu
>>67491206
tell them to kick in for the PPV, you get some food and some beer and everyone has a great time, for 4-5$ apiece
>>67488567
It's that one american sperg that is obsessed with me
he has literally formed a habit out of using lmao and bud
The way he walks into the cage, everything. He got that from me.
>demian maia will never be your cool uncle
just fuck my life up fambam
>>67491332
Stipe has experience in wrestling, you think Werdum could take him down?
>>67491369
>ywn be demian's wife's son
>>67491344
hahaha, alright, party at my place then
>>67491332
Youre underestimating his Muay Thai, he legitimately has some of the best standup in the division
>>67491332
>the only way to win that fight is taking him to the ground and using his jiu jitsu
Do you actually believe this?
Stipe took Hunt to the ground repeatedly
Werdum mopped Hunt on the feet.
Werdum mopped Travis Browne on the feet, he mopped Cain on the feet too.
Fabricio is dangerous on the feet, too. I know Stipe has good hands too, but I think he could catch a knee if he isn't careful
>>67491386
literally the gentleman of mma.
has a journalism degree, never been super athletic bst has top-5 JJ in the world and taught himself striking to a competent level, still fighting in his late 30s, never juiced, someone has a tough chin and never gets completely slept
i hope he destroys le edgy matt faggot brown, ideally on the feet somehow but a sub will be satisfying too
>>67489441
Foxcatcher
Fightville
Warrior is ok
>>67491437
a nice leg lock that results in a broken knee cap and some stretch ligaments
>>67489441
The tv show Kingdom
>>67490960
anderson is shot matey
>>67489539
the fight scene in They Live should also be required viewing
>>67491420
>he mopped Cain
Hate to use the sea level cain meme but if you think conditioning didn't have something to do with that you're wrong bud
I seem to remember Mark Hunt also won the first round. Not to say Werdum isn't good on the feet but Stipe moves way too fast for him to keep up his footwork is garbage
>>67491411
>>67491420
He's good, but I would be very surprised if he finishes Stipe on the feet or wears him down enough to induce a panic wrestle a-la Cain
>>67491445
>Warrior is ok
it was shit if we're being perfectly honest
>>67491490
season 2 sucked pretty bad
>tfw nike never completely jumped into making mma clothing/gear
feels sadman
reebok a shit
>>67490723
this girl looks like what I probably would look like in drag
>>67491559
You're not fooling anyone Joao, we know you're not white
>>67491578
pipe down muhammed
>>67491559
That's Taylor Swift, you mong.
>>67491344
>watching ufc with casuals
>>67491527
Werdum was rocking him throughout the entire fight, beginning to end
Werdum is a great counterpuncher that can catch Stipe a lot
He can clinch with with him too, Stipe's only chance is to outbox him
Good luck with that
>>67491588
thats a pretty bad picture of her then, looks like a twink
>>67491590
Initiated a m8 of mine with the Rotterdam card. I think there's a chance I might turn him into a fite fan
>>67491206
>going to be babysitting the weekend of 198
>gonna have to find some way to watch it in-between children playing animal sims on my computwr
>probably won't be able to browse /heem/ because there will be kids in and out of my room
;_;
>>67491623
Brazil's right here lads
alright lads lets take a nice look/do a breakdown of this fightcard.
as for corey anderson vs shogun, anderson is absolute shit but he should be able to overpower/hold shogun against the fence at this point in his career. however, if they do standup and strike a bit shogun can easily finish it.
prediction: anderson ud
maia vs brown, brown should easily have the advantage in controlling where this fight takes place. he has great stand up and clinch work as well as truly underrated takedown defense. although if maia is able to get the takedown, we all know where this is headed. however i dont see maia able to takedown brown and i see him taking some hard shots leading to a first or second round tko.
prediction: brown round 1 tko
anderson vs hall, this should come down to who is able to land more strikes as i dont really see either able to get the finish here. i think this will be a primarily striking ensemble, with a few takedown attemps from uriah. I think anderson will easily be able to outland and outwork uriah on the feet. Throw uriah one round for his takedowns.
Prediction: 29-28 Silva
Jacara vs vitor, somewhat of an interesting match-up here. however if you're an educated fightfan like me, *tips fedora*, you should easily be able to see that when facing advanced strikers jacare always crumbles. Vitor should be able to come out standing and starch jacare early, maybe leading to an interesting rematch with luke rockhold down the road.
prediction: vitor round 1 ko
werdum vs stipe, stipe's best chance is to keep this fight standing for 5 rounds and outbox werdum. however werdum's striking is so improved he's been able to literally ko mark hunt and outstrike very fighter he's faced of late. so i do not see stipe having an advantage anywhere. this fight should be an easy route to a decision or late finish for werdum.
prediction: werdum round 4 tko
>>67491638
Heem the kids to sleep for a bit
@67491644
who invited this faggot back
>>67491644
why do you trip you absolute homo. Your analysis sucks, too.
I'll apply for this clerk job at the US consulate lol, wish me luck infiltrating the burguershits
>>67491672
pls show me where i'm wrong, you absolute goof
>>67491638
>babysitting
why are you putting yourself through this, friend?
Shogun vs Corey is such a shit fight, should have made Manuwa vs Shogun at least that fight guarantees you a spicy knock out one way or the another
Glory on friday
198 on saturday
What a fantastic time to be a fite fan
Kharitonov is off Bellators card this week. He has a tummy ache.
>>67491638
babysitting??
Are u a girl or a faggot?
>>67491705
>when facing advanced strikers Jacare crumbles
>>67491644
>shogun can easily finish it.
doubt that desu
>you should easily be able to see that when facing advanced strikers jacare always crumbles
when has this happened?
@67491705
>I don't see Maia taking down Brown
>Vitor round 1 TKO
>>67491720
yurovision Saturday evening too
>>67491729
The only reason I was considered downloading the card on Sunday morning
>>67491644
>when facing advanced strikers jacare always crumbles
>>67491705
>Anderson is not absolute shit, he's a solid mid-tier middleweight
>you mention Browns clinch, but completely ignore that Maia also wants the fight to get there. Also, Maia has a really solid chin, he's not gonna get finished by a guy like Brown in rd 1
>you're a fool if you really think post-trt Vitor stands a chance against a legit top-5 middleweight in Jacare. Also, Jacare survived Romero, who packs way more power than Vitor, it's ridiculous to think he gets finished. This is a gimme match for Jacare to get him back into title contention after the fuckup that happened when Romero tested positive
>Werdum was only able to beat Hunt and Cain because of the threat of his groundgame.
And once again, why do you trip?
>>67491828
not sure why I greentexted all this.
>>67485151
Werdum
Souza
Silva
Cyborg
anderson
>>67491828
He's an autist who does it for attention, which you're literally giving him
>>67491828
I like him.
>>67491644
this is why i hate tripsfags
>>67491828
>>67491846
Vitor could 100% KO Jacare
You claim that Yoel has more power than Vitor which I'm not even sure is true, and yet Yoel caught Jacare and Vitor is certainly faster and has way better combinations and just striking in general.
Elk backstraps grilled to perfection with some sautéed asparagus.
What are you having for dinner tonight, /heem/?
>>67491739
>>67491752
>>67491783
its true, jacare really struggles with adequate strikers
he's been clean ko'd by two ok strikers in gegard mousasi and jorge patino
aside from that he was decisioned by luke rockhold who has much worse striking than vitor, especially at that point in his career, and he got crumpled on the feet againt yoel
are you guys trying to say that those 4 guys are better on the feet than vitor?
so against at least competent strikers, jacare has crumpled 3 times and been outpointed by rockhold
>>67491898
asperagas sucks, no idea how it became some side dish. it taste dumb unless you slather it with butter, so what's the point, and it's not at all pleasurable to eat, texture wise. clearly you have no taste.
>>67491907
>he's been clean ko'd by two ok strikers in gegard mousasi and jorge patino
you're really gonna mention fights from 2003 and 2008, while also saying that luke rockhold who has much worse striking than vitor, >especially at that point in his career
>>67491898
probably some tendies
>>67491898
bud I am super jealous now
>>67491934
Post a pic of your hotpocket and pepsi
reminder that ufc 198 is a better card than 200.
>>67491695
We don't need another pablo on US soil. Trump will just send you back anyway lad.
>>67491934
>Being this triggered by a vegetable
oh wow m8
>>67491934
this guy is a fucking faggot, asparagus and broccoli are the #1 and #2 undisputed best side dish for delicious meat main course, get fucked you little pansy piece of shit
>>67491907
Gegard is a very good striker who Jacare choked out in their rematch and he also choked out Robbie
You act is if Rockhold is some terrible striker, his fight with him was very close anyways
>>67491907
and lets not forget that vitor has been a bjj blackbelt since the kid was like 19
>>67491828
>>67491758
you guys really need to do yourself a favor and go back a rewatch matt brown's fights, the guy is in no way easy to takedown and he's great in the clinch
now sure maia had that toss into the triangle in he landed on chael, but the two just dont have the same core strength game
brown's is ridiculous, just look at his strength and conditioning, listen to joe talk about it on the jre
there's absolutely no way any of you can logically write off matt brown in this fight no matter how good maia's grappling is, he still has to get the fight there, and while attempting to get the fight there he has to deal with brown's striking which is not a fun thing to do for people who are skilled strikers unlike maia
>>67491952
its not really, it would have been GOAT about 4-5 years ago though
>>67491944
That's Rogans you fucking retard
>>67491898
>>67491944
by the way I'm frying up a huge slab of lake trout, I cut some slits in the top and stuffed a bunch of butter and herbs in there, and of course I'm having broccoli with it
wife made spaghetti but I'm cutting for speedo season so fuck that, you should see this piece of trout though it's massive
probably not as good as that elk though
>>67491981
lets all be honest though they wasnt the same gegard we saw in the first fight, he came out totally disinterested and gave up as soon as the choke was on
even he admitted his head/heart wasnt into it in the post fight speech
>>67492004
post a pic of it you retard
>>67491999
That's what Rogan is eating tonight?
>>67491994
What is this?
>>67491989
>there's absolutely no way any of you can logically write off matt brown in this fight no matter how good maia's grappling is
I'm not writing off Brown at all, but predicting him finishing Maia in the first is ludacris.
>>67491991
its is though, its full of legends.
>>67491981
also
>comparing strikeforce robbie to robbie we have today
today's robbie would clean ko jacare weighing in with a 15 pound weight difference
>>67491898
Make that well done, add some grilled potatoes, add some wine
Then it'll be 10/10 like pic related. As it stands, it is an 8/10
>>67492016
And the Jacare in Strikeforce is the sane we see now?????
You made a stupid post
>>67488409
Source?
>>67492021
suck a dick bud I'm already eating it
>>67491907
>gegard mousasi
it was an upkick
>patino
literally his first fight
>rockhold
he didn't crumble against rockhold, it was a close fight
>yoel
he caught him with a spinning backfist in the first, had a close second round and won the third. hardly fair to say he crumbled
Vitor ≠TRTtor, he's old.
>>67492004
Post a pic of your speedo
>>67491994
Enjoy your salmonella.
>>67492033
we'll see saturdaynight fampai,
was it ludacris to predict nate the great marquardt finishing maia in 10 seconds?
>>67492053
lol it's shiny red
and no way jose (joe-say)
lmaoing at this dude telling everyone to post pics of stuff
>>67492047
>>67491994
please keep it up.
>>67492039
not sure about the me in drag shit right now, my shoe size is only 12
>>67492044
umm, yes he is
where has he improved at all since strikeforce?
>>67485151
werdum
vitor
silva
cyborg
anderson
>>67492100
His striking you retard
>hurrrr only my circular logic works
You're such a retard
>>67492074
>was it ludacris to predict nate the great marquardt finishing maia in 10 seconds?
Nope. But the difference is that Nate was a power puncher, and Brown is not.
>>67492100
ah damn, I always feed the trolls.
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15503004/ufc-owners-advanced-talks-sell-promotion
>>67492141
yo
this is bad
>>67492141
>>67492115
his striking literally doesnt look any better?
his striking probably looked the best its ever been against rockhold
maybe you're right in that he has a tko and ko in ufc and never finished anything on the feet in strikeforce, but i havent seen any big jumps in improvement in his standup
>>67492118
>nate was a power puncher, and brown is not
umm i think matt brown's record would attest to otherwise
12/20 wins by knockout
6/10 fights, not wins, have ended by tko/ko in brown's favor
thanks for exposing yourself as a casual
>>67492141
Ill buy the ufc
>>67492141
old news
>>67492141
mayweather confirmed for buying the ufc
>>67492141
>tfw Mayweather becomes majority owner
>>67492141
>the company has two other minority investors -- UFC president Dana White and the Abu Dhabi government, which, under its Flash Entertainment arm, bought a 10 percent stake in the business for an undisclosed sum in 2010.
didn't know this
>>67492181
>umm i think matt brown's record would attest to otherwise
and how many of those were one punch or combination kos that you could compare to Marquardt/Woodley?
http://youtu.be/V-oFbYdZhAo
>>67492037
no doubt but most of them are well past their prime. Lil Nog, Shogun, Anderson and Vitor.
>>67492194
>>67492205
hivemind
>>67492181
6/10 last fights, my bad, have ended by tko/ko
just rewatch matt brown fights and tell me the guy's not a power puncher
i think you're just trolling at this point
>>67492141
TRUMP SAVE US
>>67492207
be careful
>>67492214
learn what the difference between a ko and tko is there casual friend
and just because its an accumulation of a beatdown doesnt mean he literally cant do the same thing to maia, you're grasping at straws here because of your weak argument pal
>>67492262
>yves
>>67492262
>some scrub
that's pete sell ya fuckin goof
>>67485151
Werdum via 3rd round sub
Jacare via 1st round sub
Anderson via decision
Cyborg via 1st round T/KO
Shogun via 1st round T/KO
>>67492207
>tfw the shareholders meeting comprises a Mexican buffet and shitting on Arianny
>>67485151
Fabricio Werdum
Ronaldo Souza
Uriah Hall
Cris Cyborg
Corey Anderson
>>67492207
Yeah, Frankie Edgar trains with a bunch of Saudi Arabian Princes and shit.
gonna go take a shower then i'll make/post some more matt brown webms for casual goofs like germany
>>67492223
cormier is 38 and past it, interim title is co main event, womens title without rousy. It's not a good card at all for UFC 200.
![1024px-HH_Sheikh_Mohammed_Bin_Zayed[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9NyGd7I.png "1024px-HH Sheikh Mohammed Bin Zayed[1]")
>>67492425
Oh shit, now it makes sense as to how this guy was trained by Renzo Gracie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammed_bin_Zayed_Al_Nahyan
>>67492449
Who will be Jones' Weidman?
NEW: >>67492484
>>67492425
bahraini crown prince.
be careful
>>67492438
are you missing my point on purpose?
>>67492449
>cormier is 38 and past it
had his 2 best performances in his last 2 fights
>>67492534
If he joins the UFC, will people be afraid to heem him?
>>67492539
this
DC isn't done yet
>>67492553
oh 100 percent
>>67492539
>>67492574
DC is the walking definition of old man strength
it used to be Randy
>>67492587
I would heem him fearlessly.
How long will Werdum's future career last?
>>67492793
4 days
>>67492789
Never hurts to tune into a glory card
>>67492833
>Henderson will be the oldest active fighter in the history of the UFC by the time he retires
>>67484736
now all heem bigfoot
>>67492882
He's got a ways to go to beat Randy
That's a lot of fights to get done..
500
>>67490225
kek yes
>>67492539
he has boring fights and shouldnt be main eventing ufc 200.
