UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
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NEWS:
Chiesa vs Tony Ferguson:
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/michael-chiesa-vs-tony-ferguson-official-as-ufc-fight-night-91-headliner-on-july-13
UFC 198 Countdowns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPeByCYys8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKQRiSTkcCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZK8A2K99j8
Why are the GOATs at lw all asian or part-asian?
1. Aoki Shinya
2. Benson Henderson
3. BJ Penn
4. Kawajiri
5. Caol Uno
>>67474638
I feel like Shinya Aoki could have success in the UFC
I also think BJ Penn is the most overrated of the old MMA names
r8 my opinions
>>67474713
definately aoki's got oliveira-tier subs
bj penn's issue is that he always took the toughest fight
he's still top ten
>>67474713
Aoki vs Alvarez
>>67474713
> I feel like Shinya Aoki could have success in the UFC
I feel like he'd go 1-3 and get cut
>>67474807
Alvarez already KO'd him when he tried fighting in the USA.
In what round is Amanda Nunes going to beat Miesha Tate?
>>67474870
>four horseshitters
Holy fuck, Seery is officially my boy after FN87. Absolutely based, and gave us one of the best FW fights I have ever seen.
>>67475244
seery is an absolute madman
he must hang mad drywall sheets per second for yurope at least
>>67475244
He's the Brad Pickett of FW
>>67475244
>an european is his boy
>>67474563
fightpass card starting soon
>>67475441
ay fug u
>>67473679
who dis
>>67475244
Kyoji Horiguchi is my new Flyweight boy after that fight
You could never kill me, Jon
>>67475921
>Not knowing Third Reich Mike
Good morning, heembros. How's it going? Hyped for the next card? I know I am.
>>67476112
LeDdIt ;Ddd
>>67475441
> an European
> an
An is for words that start with a vowel sound, not that actually start with a vowel. Europe starts with a "y'' sound, hence it's "a European". Hour starts with an "o" sound, hence "an hour", despite h not being a vowel.
>>67476172
Thanks for the lesson you fuck
>>67475964
Eh, I mean we always knew he was good.
>>67476172
To what tune are you being compensated financially for this English lesson?
>>67476234
but will he be good enough to beat MM at some point?
>>67476268
I like MM so I hope not. We'll see though.
>>67476286
mighty mouse will have a VR related career ending injury within the year
>>67476387
kek
Maybe Matt Hume is going to mistake him for an ayy lmao while wearing that VR thing
>>67474847
>Alvarez already KO'd him when he tried fighting in the USA.
Yes
![IMG_0032[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7HVl5bf.jpg "IMG_0032[1].jpg")
Jiu jitsu NOT who hits you
Position NOT submission
Gi NOT no gi
>>67476112
ofcourse, anderson v hall will be full of memes
>>67476950
>tfw we'll get to see Uriah stand over Silva's unconscious body and say "Sorry, Anderson"
>>67474638
ulka sasaki
kyoji horiguchi
antonio inoki
lw is for nerds
Brasil BTFO
Welp, that was a real douchbag move on Cormier's part.
>>67476986
Nah man, Hall respects Anderson too much to even think about beating him. This is the type of fight Hall loses.
>>67477566
>>67477566
Is this legit?
>>67477566
Shiiiiieeet. Usually fighters tend to look the other way when their careers are going down and people shit all over them. This is great.
>>67477588
>WEIDMAN CONFIRMED FOR KO WIN
And so that was that at team AKA.
>>67477588
lol jk :)
dc is the king of cuteness
>>67477980
lol
>>67477715
Yes
This is what ketofags unironically eat
>>67477980
kek
>>67477715
yes
>>67477706
im banned from r/mma faggot ur the one who still browses and posts there, plus i could fuck your face up with one right hand so shut the fuck up
>>67478040
I would take you down and reign elbows without much difficulty.
>>67478055
ill butcher you from the bottom
Is it true that Glen Danzig browses heem?
>>67478055
>reign elbows
t. illiterate idiot
>>67478142
I realized my mistake after I hit post and reread it. Does that count for anything?
>>67478029
gross as fuck richfag ketofag fag food
>>67475244
He's been my boy since he made Pickett look like a bitch.
Old man knows he's never going to be a champion or a professional so he's just making life unpleasant for everyone they put him in with.
His Rotterdam vlogs were amazing.
>>67478040
>banned from r/mma
wow okay so you have a reddit account, was actively posting on their mma board and are now banned. so you find /heem/
and then you threaten me
let's make this fight happen, pussy. sign your contract
>>67478313
>have
had until i got banned fairly quickly a few years ago, unlike you who are still actively posting there, im going to ruin your face kid
>>67478358
you forgot your trip
>>67478029
No, they don't. Most sauces aren't keto. Neither are Zucchinis. Keto = plain meat.
>>67478358
i've been using reddit for news for years and havn't made an account, commented, or even upboated anything
check and mate atheist scum
>>67478453
so what you are telling me, is that a ketogenic diet consists of protein and fat ONLY? what about their carbohydrates, from where do they obtain energy, or carbs?
DONT MAKE ME BLOW ON THAT DICK JON
>>67478491
is luke trying to get the macaxeira
>>67478471
You don't eat carbs on keto. You use fat for energy and ketones in place of most glucose requirements, with gluconeogenesis producing the small amounts of necessary glucose.
>>67478499
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-sada
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-sada
>>67478507
so if I wanted to go on ketosis, would I be fine to live off bacon, sausage, egg, fruit? and this would help me to lean out and develop fighting skills? neat
god damn this bitch is so ugly
>>67478521
Fruit would put you out of ketosis. It's carbohydrates.
You certainly can live on keto, but I'm not really a believer in ketosis for peak anaerobic activity due to the depletion of muscle glycogen, but we all have our opinions.
>>67478521
It's good for epilepsy sufferers
>>67478527
*cocks overhand right*
Take that back before I unload this big right hand on your shit
>>67478540
okay, would you help me craft a diet then?
so for breakfast i will eat eggs, bacon and sausage
for lunch maybe chicken, cos lettuce and bacon wrap
what to do for dinner? some creativity would be nice
>>67478571
also i have already eaten around 80 grams of carbs today. should i start keto now or tomorrow?
>>67478571
>>67478590
You should spend a week or two reading about it before you make up your mind. Don't go from not knowing what it is, to 10 minutes later deciding to jump right in.
>>67478641
okay well the big brown and my favourite mma person joe rogan does it so it can't be too bad though right
like it's not as if they are being paid to advertise it
>there are people in this thread right now who honestly believed dennis siver was going to defeat conor mcgregor
>>67478756
benis siber hahahaha :DDD
>>67478774
haha nice
>>67478774
haha bangbro
>there are people in this thread right now who honestly believed jose aldo was going to defeat conor mcgregor
>>67478830
jose would unironically heem potatoniglet in a rematch
>>67478830
totally not me haha
>>67478837
>13(THIRTEEN)
>SECOND
>KO
>FASTEST
>TITLE FIGHT
>EVER
>tfw Werdum will get beat up
hypothetically, does conor retiring from mma free him from the ufc letting him get into boxing or are the two sports too similar?
>>67478544
>>67478774
lol
>>67478881
He would almost certainly be sued for breach of contract for contract tampering because of negotiating with boxers
Don't cross the boss(es)
>>67478937
don't approach me
>>67478881
It really depends on his zuffa contract and how it works in terms of jurisdiction, it doesn't seem to be the Nevada state athletic commission since they have to keep the cali rules in cali for hydration levels of the blood.
I feel like the zuffa mma is part of almost every single athletic commission where mma is legal and working on those where it isn't so basically mcgoob can't fight in the athletic commissions that have fights for the ufc, I got no evidence for any of this.
If he got a clause that prevents him from doing any combat sport as a profession he might be able to sue because labor is a human right, at least over here it is.
I really don't think Dana cares all that much, because honestly if all else fails and conor takes them to court he has like many billions of italian sugar daddy money inside the company so they can probably keep a case running for quite some time so that even if they have to pay damages conor would have probably lost most of his fighting time sitting somewhere doing nothing while his lawyers make his case in court. This is assuming conor even wins the case.
I mean we can't really tell because the important contract is the zuffa contract and god knows what is in that thing, it happens a lot that once contracts come out into the light they lose their worth because they are illegal but I don't think the fretittas are dumb like that.
Honestly I only cared for mcgoob because I thought he was going to bring a lot more money into the sport internationally and increase the infrastructure for fighting by giving the world a super star kinda figure like mohamed ali in star power but he failed so I couldn't give less of a shit now, whatever happens happens and it's all the same to me.
>>67478881
He could probably get out of his contract with good lawyers and some money, most fighters are dumb as fuck/poor as fuck which is why it doesn't happen often.
>>67478997
that's a brazilian knee surgery, very common.
Heres my parlay for 198 right now:
Souza/Anderson/Maia/Lineker
20$ at 4.73 return
>>67474870
Aiming for the knee is underrated. Justin Gaethje has finished 3 fights that way. If Nunes wins, then women's bantamweight is the new men's heavyweight. Pic unrelated btw
>>67479007
>Betting on Anderson in 2016
>>67479032
uriah doesn't have it in him to beat anderson
AHHH CHANDLER HELP
>>67478527
she's ugly when she's not wearing make up, but with some make up on i would hit it
>>67479111
she would strap up and hit u desu
>>67479161
that's what i call profit
>>67474870
>punch to the back of the head
>strikes to the spine
Bitch should have been DQ'd.
>>67479197
>>67479270
what a picture
>>67479270
i wasn't serious, it was just a little bit of bunter
I had a dream last night. Joanna wanted the D but I gave it to Claudia instead.
>>67479331
You should be more careful.
>>67478507
You eat some carbs on a keto diet, just very little amounts compared to the average or what's actually healthy
>>67478661
Of course not, Mark Sisson is also completely reputable
In no way does money influence any aspect of a scientifically verifiable nonsensical diet
Onnit is completely legitimate as well, Aubrey Marcus' MCT oil is made in conjunction with the finest of snakes
>>67478774
VISCIOUS
>>67479430
kek
I need Reem-Arlovski webm pls.
Missed the fight cause Auscuckia.
>>67479467
aussiebro.getting.heemed.by.timezone.and.zuffa.webm
>>67479467
I was wake till 3 am.
Guys, I'm going to show up at ATT and challenges Bigfoot to a fight. Tired of him talking shit about me online.
>>67479523
Even a random /heem/ster could KO that butterchin at this point.
>>67479529
if you tried to fight the bigfoot he would take you downtown and show you the meaning of heem sleepy
>>67474638
what about gomi
>>67479549
>bigfoot
I've literally never trained once before in my entire life and I weigh 200 lbs. I would murder that giant retard with my bare hands in an MMA fight.
>>67479559
how tall are you?
>>67479467
I will post webmasters from the night
>>67479583
Natty overeem wouldn't be so bad if we didn't know what roids could do to that guy.
I like how he was one of those guys who went balls to the wall and didn't even try to hide the fact that he was 1% bf 100% natty.
>>67479582
5'11.5
>>67479582
5'6
Overeem's toe dislocated on the front kick. The doctor fixed it right up for him.
>>67479583
>>67479587
>>67479595
you posting all the webms you made?
>>67479559
be careful
>>67479590
Econoreem has impressed me to be honest. Roidereem/Ubereem fought really inefficiently. It worked against shitters like Brett "Da Grim" Rogers, but the approach consistently fell short against UFC HWs like Browne and TRT Bigfoot who didn't crumble under the onslaught. Taking it slower and looking for short quick sequences - focusing on precision and unexpected angles for strikes - works much better I think. However, one concern I have is that he still appears to go back to his K-1 shell on instinct - early in the fight Arlovski initiated an extended striking sequence which found Reem backed up directly to the fence with his wings up. That could put him in some trouble against a high pressure fighter.
>>67479637
style wise I think cain would pose some problems
>>67479637
Overeem's defense was so good, every punch missed.
typical of the zuffa shills in /heem/ to not care about the davis/king mo card
stick to your "ufc" and keep ignoring real mma you fucking dorks
>>67479637
That makes me think most fighters actually fight more on muscle memory and fighters instinct than they do actual thoughts, if we could get a super autist and train him to actually think while fighting and make it work so he doesn't get fucked while he is thinking I wonder what we would get.
>>67479643
It's even in the OP mate what are you on about.
>>67479637
He did the same thing against JDS and ate a good body shot
>>67479640
Assuming Overeem gets his shitle tot, who do you think is a more winnable fight for Overem - Miocic or Werdum?
>>67479641
That time, yes. However. we've seen Overem get punished for that style of blocking before. Especially when he starts to slow down.
>>67479643
is this the natty limit?
>>67479667
miocic for sure
>>67479681
how do I achieve this mode
>>67479681
those anterior delts fuar...
the lats too
>>67476225
>stop teaching me better english
Argentina, everyone
>>67479809
so I stood up and told that teachin' brit, the only 3 letters I need to know are U, F, and C
>>67478774
hahahaha toppest of all the keks mate
>>67479583
cheers mate.
Cant wait for muh boy to go for the title shot.
And Just like that.
The pride of a nation has died.
>>67479850
JUST
Is Bigfoot the Heavyweight GOAT?
The training clips in this new MMA digest are worse than usual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FchW9vbqPs8
>>67479923
Ireland rarest flag on heem when
>>67479956
he is definitely one of the best goats in the ufc
>>67479956
Reem lands like 70% of his strikes. He should be the undisputed goat with stats like that. Smh
>>67479966
Who's the best Bangladesh MMA fighter?
>>67479956
Final form bigfoot is the most powerful fighter of all time.
He just got cucked with the weight restrictions, carrying 40kg in just that thick skull of his.
I unironically think 198 is a better card than 199 and 200. Thoughts?
>>67479992
he also requires test because he has naturally low levels
trt ban/testing fucked him like no other fighter
rip sweet prince, his draw with hunto will be forever remembered as the brutal war that it was
>>67480017
198 and 199 are slightly higher quality than 199, which you prefer depends on the fighters I guess
I agree 198 is the best, the prelims on that card are fantastic + cyborg
>>67479956
so fucking slow
I would run rings around his dopey arse
>>67480017
You're probably right but I feel like it doesn't have much pull for the casual viewer besides the bhazilans but cyborg coming to the ufc is like a thing people have waited for a long time for.
I like 199 the most because my boy rockhold and I wanna see if BJ is going to actually do shit or just be a can.
200 is stacked but I don't know I don't think anyone was going to make me happy for that card.
>>67480017
199 > FN 89 > 198 > FN 90 >>>>>>>>>>> 200
objective order, no one can dispute this
>>67480047
so cyborg is fighting at 140, if the miesha fight happens, will it also be at 140? and if so, will it be for the belt?
>>67480047
bj is on 199, not 200? i think benis siber will defeat him
>>67480054
def no they will feed some cans to cyborg for the casual draw
What are some great underrated/lesser known subs /heem/?
>>67480068
>benis siber
lel
>>67480097
>>67479956
The greatest HW
>>67480133
why couldnt bigfoot heem that lanklet cunt like the mountain goat he is
>>67480133
He should get more movie roles, perfect casting as mindless brute, orc or cave troll.
>>67480168
hopefully he gets fucking something after fighting. he doesn't seem like he has a big bank balance...................
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RitpUxoiX7E
New Dan Hardy video
>>67480097
>>67480218
what is going on here?
>>67480241
watch black and white shorts right leg
>>67480241
Fucked his knee maybe?
Maybe he's american and wanted to clap for the takedown
>he doesn't have a MINIMUM green belt in karate
"I love getting heemed in these streets"
- You
>>67480241
He did a knee lock during the takedown. Poor guy didn't know what hit him.
>>67480218
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>67480256
What did the wife of a karateist said on their first night?
Don't touch me.
New Embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKXcg7OkpEM
>>67480264
That would be extremely painful.
>>67480290
This isn't new. It was posted last night.
>>67480290
there better be 45,000 happy faces
and cyborg and her niece are cute
>>67480307
Wasn't in the OP though
>>67480241
looks like a torn MCL in progress
>>67480326
>and cyborg and her niece are cute
very
>>67479923
looks so much better without the tiger and mcgregor tattoo's
>>67480346
that's like..your opinion, man
>>67480387
good movie
>>67480097
Has anyone ever pulled off a double armbar or a smother win in MMA?
>>67480290
His coach looks like an AIDS victim
If eyepokes were an instant point deduction, Jon Jones would not be the decision machine he is today
>>67480472
Gus you won and that's it don't dwell too much in the past let alone the past of other people
>>67480472
gus, don't post on heem, you'll get suicidal.
>>67480472
they are treated far too lightly. in my opinion one eyepoke that causes a fighter to have to break should be a point deduction, and the first instance of fence grabbing after a warning should be a point deduction also.
>>67480515
>>67480472
Why not goggles for mma?
>>67480533
It could break and go in your eyes.
>>67474713
>I also think BJ Penn is the most overrated of the old MMA names
You're a dumb faggot that should be sterilized.
>>67480533
also would be uncomfortable when facelocked and could get covered in blood
>>67479559
He could probably kill you with Stage 3 cancer.
>>67480639
kek
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
>>67473045
>>67480533
>>67480594
diaz bros with goggles lol, they would fill up with blood regularly
>>67480587
calm down BJ
>>67480587
BJ Penn is incredibly overrated
He was absolutely tooled by the vast majority of top-tier fighters he fought, aside from Matt Hughes which stands as his only impressive win
Aside from that his only good preformances were against b-listers and cans
>>67474563
>Paige
I like Paige. Would like to see her unconscious.
...the Ultimate Fighting Challenge
>>67480844
the unprofessional fucking cunt, aka shill lord himself lucifer dana white
Let's go inside the octagon, /heem/
https://youtu.be/RitpUxoiX7E
>>67480801
that would require a brain
Cocaine is a helluva drug
http://youtu.be/_2SE2QDw5MY
>>67480953
HOT LAVA
>>67480794
He had great hands, great chin, and an excellent passing game. His record seems spotty because he moved up in weight. If he could have had a 145 class back then he would have murked everyone
>>67480133
Geez Travis fucken sucks. He can't get passed Bigfoot or arlovski. HEEM yourself my man.
Who has a worse chin
>Overeem
>Arlovski
>Big Foot
>>67481028
you know the answer to this
...
CONOR MCGOOBS HAHHHAHAAHAHAH
>>67481028
Arlovski, he's all beard and no chin
Overeem loses cause he wilts, not so much on the knocout.
>>67481045
Overeem can take a hell of a shot and NOT black out though, which is nice.
>>67480967
Either this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OA9ZSpVsZk
Or this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wWwBJESW2g
>>67481028
i think overeem. hes been heemed by guys with no knockout power. usually arlovski gets heemed by guys that are known for knocking guys out
>tfw no Dana white FIGHT WEEK VLOG WEEK for ages
I miss them
FREE FIGHT
MAMBA VS MAMBA : http://youtu.be/RRGdVWX8Td8
>>67481002
Man he's 37 already though I don't know if he still has it
>>67480844
We got a saying back home
>>67480953
It's so crazy, but I KNOW I saw the Miocic/Hunt fight, but I can't remember a fucking thing happening in it. Looking back at the card, I can only remember Whittaker KOing Tavares.
>>67481002
If is a very big qualifier there
You can't judge somebody as a GOAT because of what he could potentially have done under the right circumstances
This is exacly why I think he's overrated, people keep saying "well he moved up in weight, he COULD HAVE done x or y and tooled everybody". But that's not what happened, is it? What we're left with, once we remove the qualifiers, is a painfully mediocre fighter with some good fights, nothing more
>>67480953
calm down
>>67481096
That's not a black mamba fight, they are toxic snakes and they will generally avoid fighting and never stand their ground they will look to inject their their poison once maybe twice but run away afterwards.
They don't constrict themselves over enemies to fight, nice call shithead.
Uriah Hall learned MMA moves from video games, What did you learn from video game, /heem/?
>>67481141
Stfu you dumb goof
>>67481166
Increased AoE is only worth if AoE means 360ยบ spinning kick.
>>67481166
How to use the environment to my advantage from the Yakuza series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2TuS9AAQoI
>>67481166
How to avoid reality and deal with my lo loneliness
>>67481078
Bigfoot just got heem'd by Struve bud
>>67480916
My sides.
Do you guys think Paige VanZant will take home the gold?
>>67481102
if you're coming on
>True or False statements that aren't true now, but will be in ten years.
>The UFC protected Rousey from Cyborg.
>Rory MacDonald was the best fighter not to hold a belt in the UFC.
>Reebok deal was a good thing.
>>67481342
>Rory MacDonald was the best fighter not to hold a belt in the UFC.
That would be Bisbong
>>67481359
>implying Bisbong and MY BOY aren't going to have a battle for the ages where the former wins the title in front of a sellout crowd in the United Kingdom
>>67481263
anyone?
>>67481342
>Reebok deal was a good thing.
For Reebok maybe
werdum's wife is a textbook milf
>>67481387
no one cares
>>67481478
It's true you are no one.
>>67481387
>>67481387
no one "thinks" on /heem/
We just "know" because we predict deez tings
>>67481493
You literally post this in every thread lol. Post the hmmmmm thumbnail with her legs now.
>>67481387
I think she will>>67481508
>>67481518
>>67481263
She can't win.
She's against a super handsome deaf model guy whose dances are worse than literally everyone elses but everyone cries at the end of every dance because they constantly remind everyone that he's deaf.
PVZ can't win, she's vs a disabled person
>>67481120
While the 'what its' will haunt his career, I don't think this particular 'what if' is as speculative as others.
Look at BJ vs GSP. GSP walked around at, what, 185+ lean before cutting water? BJ only got that heavy by eating burritos and not running.
Yeah he's old, but I say that the opinion of his overall technical skill set should say it's very high. He was just sadly around before the sport had a proper weight class for him.
Nowadays I don't know if his bjj is as good as other guys like Aoki, Oliviera, etc., in terms of mma application. He wasn't a good kicker. Only had good conditioning under the Marinovich syatem
i learned last night that posting legitimate links to streams is a rule violation, the mod just gave me a warning (thank you), but just a heads up so you guys don't get banned thinking it's OK like it is on Reddit.
>>67481558
haha thanks for the heads up
>>67481537
So a deaf guy versus a retarded girl
USADA tested Claudia again.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFOpuESj6Nc/?taken-by=claudiagadelhaufc
>>67481676
>okukaaa You used to be way bigger before usada tho
