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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67448630 (Cross-thread)
NEWS:
MMA Hour live right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDBzc7c54EQ
Chiesa vs Tony Ferguson:
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/michael-chiesa-vs-tony-ferguson-official-as-ufc-fight-night-91-headliner-on-july-13
UFC 198 Countdowns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPeByCYys8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKQRiSTkcCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZK8A2K99j8
GEE ARTHUR, HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU WIELD TWO SWORDS?
schaub jr
claudia
randy is such a great guy, one of my favourite mma personalities period
ngannou
>>67464104
he can't buy a ticket
>>67464104
>The """"""Natural""""""
>>67464060
So why the fuck does nobody ever mention that Nate was playing inverted guard at the end of the first round?
>>67464101
>people unironically prefer a busted Polish coalburner to this QT.
>>67464208
he was getting pounded and arguably saved by the bell, he was stuck near the cage.
>>67464242
he was not really in danger tho, conor was definitely in more danger than him
>>67464101
>those legs
hnnngggg
>>67464242
>he was getting pounded and arguably saved by the bell, he was stuck near the cage.
He really wasn't.
Nate couldn't get anything on the feet going in the first round but the second it went to the ground McGregor was obviously out of his element.
The sweep was allowed, Nate was able to spiral out, he had the guard locked up.
>>67464322
>this desperate reaching
conor was about to submit nate lad, get over it
If you don't have this at your browser's start page you're not a real fite fan
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
>>67464397
I still can't belive McGregor tweeted that he was controlling Nate in the grappling.
The striking aspect was at least believable.
>It's a Miocic going surfing and playing ball before a title fight episode
>STEEPAY
>>67464397
>conor was about to submit nate lad, get over it
>>67464421
conor was controlling nate in the grappling. do anti-goob fags just close their eyes at the end of the first round when they watch the fight?
>>67464441
Do Conard nuthuggers see him on top so they assume he is controlling ?
L-lads...
>>67464528
#BLACKED
>>67464524
If you look on Twitter yeah.
There's a lot of casuals who don't know shit about shit when it comes to grappling.
>>67464524
>sweeps nate
>stacks him up against the cage
>starts landing strikes as nate is completely trapped
>nate gets saved by the bell
nah I'm just an educated MMA fan
>>67464524
>Do Conard nuthuggers see him on top so they assume he is controlling
Oh it's not just Conor's fanboys who think that, most people watching the UFC do, even judges do.
what does heem mean
>>67464614
So fanboys, casuals and incompetent judges ?
mmmkay
>>67464633
heavy
eastern
european
men
the objectively best breed of fighter
>>67464647
wasn't it 'happy easter everyone -miesha'?
>>67464633
Here
Everyone
Envies
McGregor
>>67464669
i believe it evolved from
here
everyone
enjoys
mma
rate stipes meme training (~15:30 onwards)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPeByCYys8
>>67464528
2 monkeys
>>67464038
ugly kid
>>67464861
fake fight fan
>>67464801
:))
>>67464038
>5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
>5/29
Sunday cards are depressing.
Post more Brown
Holy SHIT even the prelims this weekend are spicy as fuck
>>67464952
>>67465041
probably gonna be a shit card then with boring fights
>>67465041
can't wait desu. finals week can't be over soon enough.
>>67465053
don't jinx it you dick
>>67465084
UFC 199 is between first and second finals week for me. Don't you have the feeling that you are more productive and actually learn more during fighting events? Like "oh shit, I missed that heem but I wasn't being a neet so thank god they have a replay and a post fight in-octagon interview with more replays"
>>67465165
I guess. Having something interesting to occupy my time every so often is better than just staring blankly at a textbook for 10 hours straight.
>>67465181
>jon
>>67465339
>jon jones I'm cummin for that ass
>>67464038
Based OP
>>67465398
it's a shit OP
the day after a UFC card should have the fight results and nothing else
anyone listening this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDBzc7c54EQ
>>67465437
yeah I am bengalibro
>>67465421
UFC.com
>>67465437
yes bangbro, 18 mins delayed
>Alistair reporting for dooty!
Ben rothwell kiss jon anik. imagine that.
>>67465487
fuck off faggot I need every single bit of news spoonfed to me I don't go on mma news cites
>>67464038
>5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
>5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
>5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
>5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
super comfy weekend lads.
post walkout songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>67465596
that bellator card is super exciting
>>67465421
>it's a shit OP
literally
>>67465690
yup
>>67465690
lose my number
>>67465711
i'd make you eat my fish, chump
>>67465690
where do you goofs come from?
You. Me. Two hits.
Me hitting you, you hitting the ground.
Any time, anywhere.
>>67465768
IF YOURE COMING ON
>>67465768
How long did you practice that in front of your mirror?
>>67465792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaQwUqf_BPw
>>67465768
Lets have a fuckin' go bud
Give me a couple hours, I've got some fires to put out first.
>>67465596
since when is bellator doing their cards on the same saturday as a ufc
I wonder if friday night fights dont do as well?
>>67465810
>watching movies
This guy is crazy, everything but mma bores me
>>67465810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnHqE3mYi7A
>>67465830
Bellator is competing with the UFC 198 prelims. they're starting an hour earlier this time at 8pm est instead of 9pm. so main card is 8-10 est then 198 ppv at 10pm est
Going to sleep, lads. Have a good day.
>>67465782
I'll come on your mums face
>>67465830
It's such a stacked card they are probably trying to test the waters in terms of how well they would do in actual head on competition with the ufc, not that they should do it that would be stupid for business to have a card on at the same night as the ufc or any big promotion because people who watch one won't watch the other no matter who wins and both get some percentage of viewers who like watching mma who they won't get just because ufc and bellator competition.
>>67465810
>>67465846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ501aM1Pps
>mfw there are ameriburger ''mma'' fans who have the very audacity of even considering McGooberry's chances against Floyd in a boxing match
It's literally saying that a scooter than outrace a Yamaha YZR-M1 on a Motogp track.
Same goes for every other match where boxing and mma fighters are moved out of their respective environment. It's not competitive, never will be.
>>67465898
what was he meaning with this?
>>67465875
Nagano posting is never gonna make it.
Was it rape?
Has Schaub released a statement on the situation?
>>67465903
One hit from conors left hand and floyd is done for kiddo
>>67465954
dear god what the fuck
>>67464101
nice
>>67465903
i don't remember which website, but in one of those article polls, they unironically had mayweather winning
>>67465954
ugly people should not be seen doing anything, let alone kissing, in the public
>>67465903
its a meme you dip
if that fight actually happens it would be for the money for because anyone thinks it would be competitive
>>67465955
Englad's own Connery knocking anyone out with 8 oz gloves.
Heem yourself.
>>67465978
Hello Oman
>>67465978
What is life in oman like, what does a day in your life look like?
>>67465910
thug life ain't easy
>>67465768
im obviously pullin guard cause u wont last 10 seconds in it
Werdum vs Overeem 2 when?
>>67466037
5 years ago?
>>67466037
plz no. I never want to sit through that shitfest again.
>>67466019
hello
>>67466028
hot, very hot. summer holidays rn so im pretty much neet other than learning how to drive
>>67466080
Are oman people rich oil people or are you just normal people with all the normal stuff?
schneider hit it that night, didnt she?
https://twitter.com/laura_sanko/status/729201066479210496/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
http://youtu.be/4tH4_7AIAzY
>>67464935
That entire card is fun, goof
>>67466117
That's the look of someone having to take a picture with someone who raped them for show business, look what she is wearing trying to come off as unappealing as possible
>>67466117
I would definitely prank her
>>67466115
more normal. my family is upper-middleclass so we live around lots of rich people tho
>>67466037
>imblying werdum will gonna to defeated Steape Meochec
>>67466080
do you buy all the PPVs you goof
do you have fight pass?
>>67466159
Do you guys mind not voting or do you actually like having a sultan?
I like heem the day after an event
It's comfy
germanbro u from the north or from the south?
>>67466179
It's like tfw I'm cuddling with ur mum post coitus
>>67466184
From the west over the ruhr
>>67466171
couldn't careless about voting. the sultan is a very good ruler so no one has a problem with him being ruler for so long. also, i think arabs are too retarded for democracy anyway.
>>67466163
>>imblying werdum will gonna to defeated Steape Meochec
>>67466197
ikr ?
Yours' GOAT for post coitus cuddling desu, all that fat is very cumfortable
>>67466224
>i think arabs are too retarded for democracy anyway
>Implying it's just arabs
We all are m8
Philippines just elected some madman, and the US is about to do so too
>>67466224
5 barrels of oil have been deposited in your oil field
>>67466224
*The Sultan Liked this post*
If I would've beat Anderson? If I would've b- did you watch that fight?
>>67466224
What about him not having an heir at the moment or is there something I'm not finding that already cleared that up?
Also that motherfucker fucking went al capone on his father but he did well for the country, are you sunni or ibadi or not religious at all?
Would you be sultan if the current sultan told you you would have to be sultan?
>>67466247
>Philippines just elected some madman, and the US is about to do so too
fair point desu
>>67466255
cheap af
>>67466276
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-SY0F6Kkg0
>>67466247
God save the Queen.
>>67466329
powerful
>>67466184
south
wait are there three germans on /heem/ now
>>67466068
Undereem doesn't count. He lost to Ubereem, now let's see him against Econoreem.
>>67466313
>no heir
that's something everyone is worried about, from what i know the royal family gets together and picks one, idk how that turns out. I'm supposed to be ibadi, im not fully fedora but i just don't think about god or religion.
>would you be sultan
no, fuck that. id rather be a sultans cousin or something
>>67466411
I guess as a cousin you'd get all the positives of being royal while not having as much duties as a sultan has, quite nice thanks for answering imagine if this was 4000 years ago we might not even know of each others existence.
>>67466313
Why doesn't Germany have MMA gyms? As far as I know mixed martial arts are legal there.
wtf Joe
What the actual fuck
https://twitter.com/BloodyElbow/status/729770437459226624
>>67466464
forget 4000, even saying 30 years ago wouldn't be a stretch.
we really do take modern technology for granted
>>67466493
Kek what a guy
>>67466493
he isnt wrong though, Floyd hasn't finished anyone in years and doesnt go for the kill.
>>67466493
>once in humanities history ever
the cunt is a natural born huckster. he can't stop bullshitting even if you paid him in alfabrane tokens
>>67466493
It isn't, Conor's way bigger and Floyd was never really a knockout guy anyway, let alone the fact that he's 39.
>>67466464
no problem
>>67466496
true
>>67466576
in werdums head that face will begin to not be funny by 2020
>>67466482
I was gonna write you a big heartfelt wall of text explaining the situation because it hits so close to home for me but honestly we're not quite there yet but I'm confident we'll get there, I think they announced a ufc event in germany for next year so let's see how that one goes.
Gyms exist but they suck kinda, not really and we have K1 and boxing and I haven't heard of a real big gym in germany making it in the ufc.
People don't want to get hit in the head for a living when you have secure means of livings without getting hit in the head.
>>67466496
I meant more like knowing other countries and people even exist.
I really really fuckin hope that someone kisses Rogan now
>>67466542
>>67466562
Even though he doesn't go for the kill, his boxing is so superior, and with McTappy not being used to hands that fast and box in general, everything will land
Floyd will combo the shit out of him
>>67466576
hahahaha holy shit please stop posting that face
>>67466682
Yeah Fight Nigh 65156164651 in Hamburg in October or November iirc
>>67466688
Why?
Also, Rogan would love it.
>Post yfw ido portal meme magic defeats Nig Boxing
>>67466732
disgusting
why are you american fags so fucking cucked?
look at the comments on this shit, victor obviously never says fighter situation right now is LITERALLY slavery, he's just making a connection of sorts like everyone does all the time but because it's big bad slavery everyone loses it
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/9/11640996/vitor-belfort-says-reebok-deal-left-him-pretty-much-living-in-slavery-ufc-news
go flail yourselves some more for your white sins, fucking pussies
>>67466750
I kind of figured Holly lies about her height.
>>67466745
wat i call it bloodytampon and the commenters on there a bunch of cucks everyday
>>67466750
how tall is holly
btw joe is wearing heels in that pic
>>67466745
Modern journalists are the ones who are cucked. The moderation staff on SBNation sites run a tight ship. Anything that doesn't fit their cucked vision is removed and users are banned at the drop of a hat. It's the environment they have fostered.
>>67466784
She's 5'8"
I'm so used to Dutch fighters speaking crappy English in interviews all the time that it's weird to hear them talk in Dutch now.
>>67466745
>Hurr cucked xD
Did you just learn that word today?
>>67466745
why do you assume everyone on the internet is american
>>67466745
huehuehue
Remember to vote tonight
>>67466840
what time does dancing with the stars of david come on?
AND WE
ARE
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>67466840
when was paige attacked by a swarm of wasps
>>67466840
is she devolving?
>>67466867
She has fetal alcohol syndrome
>>67466320
daily reminder that this webm was when Uncle Dana first received the report that Silva was doping.
>>67466840
wee chinky eyes
>>67466916
>being less qt than your mom
>>67466840
didn't know Nikita Krylov was on Dancing with the Stars
>>67466840
her eyes are getting smaller it seems
>>67466916
hot mum lads
>>67466916
Her dad looks like a goof.
>>67466866
Rogan may be a manlet but he's living the dream, lads. Making bank by commentating fights with "OHH!" and interviewing people on his podcast while high, just for the fuck of it.
>>67466866
>it's a 9/11 conspiracy episode
>>67466916
if her mum looks like that I can only imagine that her dad is a literal ape
>>67466690
I completely agree, and it's highly possible that Floyd would knock him out, but I also recognise the possibility of Conor just being too big for him.
>>67466977
kek
>>67466224
What a good goy
>>67466840
Can her mongolian eyes be any smaller?
>>67466964
roastie detected
>>67466991
The difference is not that big desu
Conor is only 1 inch taller, and has a 2 inch reach advantage
How would he do in MMA?
>>67465815
kek'd
>>67466977
my sides
Sage's dad
>>67467040
he would get banged.
>>67467039
Yeah but he's also just so much thicker and his frame looks much bigger as well. Assuming that poster of them squaring off is to scale look at how much bigger Conor's head is than Floyd's.
>>67467078
how do I achieve these modes
>>67467078
Full natty brah
>>67467078
has durianrider targeted the Northcutts yet?
>>67467039
>thinking floyd is really 5'8
kek
>>67467095
sage - train hard since child
dad - train hard and take steroids
>>67467095
Raw vegan, high carb diet
>>67467116
how come there are no pics of her dad?
>>67467110
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NpejbCulbCQ
>>67467116
her mum looks like a steppe chink
>>67467116
It's crazy how much hotter her mum is than her.
>>67467116
>those comments
>>67467081
Also don't you think Conor would gass pretty quick ?
Floyd is used to go 12*3
Conor gassed in ~7 minutes against Nate, did 3*5 once against Holloway nearly 3 years ago and never went 5*5
>>67466916
wonder who the lucky chimp was
>>67467134
>look at his eyes! he's roided to the gills!
>>67467155
That fukcing duncanfm
Someone heem him pls
EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/zKXcg7OkpEM
https://youtu.be/zKXcg7OkpEM
https://youtu.be/zKXcg7OkpEM
>>67467161
That's a good point desu.
>>67467176
based
This would make a solid UFC200 headliner :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AdazQ-66DA
>>67467185
you're dumb for not thinking of that
>>67467176
Why does Ohio always looks so depressing?
>>67467232
it is depressing
>>67467232
cedar point is awesome
filename
>>67467229
delet this
>>67467142
This, Rose and Paige have a very similar hideous look, like a pug or pit bull that ran it's face through a flattening machine for sheet metal, pic related
Not even meming, if you unironically think Paige or Rose is attractive you are guaranteed to be a permabeta faggot
>>67467176
The Werdum masks are hilarious
>>67467176
>45,000 werdum faces
>>67467272
lol
>>67467277
leave my fightfu out of this
>>67467176
IT BEGINS
>>67467277
>Rose and Paige have a very similar look
autism
>>67467176
i want one werdum face
>>67467317
Too bad she looks like a little boy now
>>67467337
>tfw you will never be able to perfectly emulate Werdum's Werdum face
It's one crushing feel, lad
Who /GunniNelsonsDodgyAccent/ here?
Gunnar is so underrated, shame that he's still pretty undersized for the division
>>67467387
>underrated
Demian Maia was -450 against Matt Brown
-300 now
Female BW division : sloppy technique, inefficient movement, poor grappling and jiu jitsu, slow motion telegraphed striking, rarely any knockouts or highlights.
Female SW division : professional athletes with solid fighting backgrounds, perfectly executed technique, both standing and on the mat, all the fights are fast and action-packed, almost always finishing with knockouts and submissions.
god who cares about press fonferenes #wewantconner we should all post thatt on twitter conner is the best thing to
happen to ufc if they dont shut up about press fonferences only a few geeky nerds watch them he will leave connor
will make more money on his own than
all the ufc put together #letthemfight we should post that too we need to get behind connor he is our type of fighter
4chan should be supporting him the only people who slate him are the kind of nerdy geeks he used to beat up in school
hahahaha fuk you nerds and your press conferences no one cares just let them fight
Rogan just said nigger on his podcast.
>Decide to watch Maia vs Nelson again.
>Maia's walkout music is Crawling in my Skin
Goddamn it Brazil.
>>67467396
>I rate Demian Maia
got a gift of a decision over Gunni and now everyone is on his dick
>>67467403
>almost always finishing with knockouts and submissions
>>67467421
isolate the audio and start rogan watch 2.0
>>67467421
HE DID WHAT
>>67467403
>Female SW division : professional athletes with solid fighting backgrounds, perfectly executed technique, both standing and on the mat, all the fights are fast and action-packed, almost always finishing with knockouts and submissions.
*tips fedora*
>>67467424
maybe he did it ironically
>>67467424
So? It's a good song. You don't have to try being cool around here, kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2CsBUaUXBE
>>67467421
maybe he did it ironically
>>67467466
>>67467424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
there is literally nothing wrong with this
>>67467466
>It's a good song
>>67467485
maybe he did it ironically
>>67467403
Female SW division:
>has a champ that looks like Gollum when she cuts weight
>Mackenzie looks too skinny when she's at strawweight
Female Flyweight division:
>perfect weight for Mackenzie to fight at
>Wouldn't be too lean and would still have dat bunda
What should Nikita Krylov's walkout song be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
What would you make Maia's walkout music.
>>67467522
cunnilinguis: the post
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>67467500
How do you get your hair to look like that?
Help /heem/, I need a walkout song
>>67467546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
Why is portuguese such an ugly language ?
>>67467546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTvu1Yr3Ohk
>>67467546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsCD5XCu6CM
>DON'T BE SCARED, HOMIE
>>67467545
layrite cement
>>67467176
>vitor's kid
>"I know that he will win... on May 14th... Live on Pay Per View"
>>67467546
go full maia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
>>67467569
it's european
fucking savages
>>67467583
>Don't pretend you're not a horsefucker
>>67467546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znSCwbG8_L8
>>67467424
Jesus Christ that was a massacre.
>>67467612
English, French, Italian, even slavic or nordic languages are nice. German or Spanish are not that bad
But sheit, portuguese and Dutch are shit tier
>>67467546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQmBXEZEYtg
>>67467631
i only respect the queen's english
Jesus Christ
Joe is fucking weird.
>>67467546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM7GlTfGn5o
Joe has gone too far.
>>67467615
>Hundreds of hours of entertainment
>Burst of happiness
>>67467176
Vitor looks like a damn Spartan
>>67467546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4OZxbFBp_Y
These promos for 198 are amazing
>>67467671
i think we have a winner
>racism is just ignorance. that's all it is.
- joe rogan
>>67467277
It's called Lappoid admixture. Baltics, fins and Scandinavians have it in varying degrees.
>>67467710
what do australians have?
>>67467730
the guy on JRE right now making joe spill spaghetti
>>67467730
Hugh Jackman and that dude who got killed by an aqua pancake
>Should it be allowed to cum into someones mouth?
Australia asking the real questions
What a sentence to tune into
>>67467602
top kek
>>67467744
Link?
>>67467730
mmm they got abbos
>>67467830
jesus christ
Uriah Hall : "Van Damme is actually the guy that got me started, because of the kicks. I love the kicks !"
Gotta love that guy
Would you take 5 full-force knees from Overeem for $1,000,000?
>>67467857
I don't have a million dollars
>>67467857
That money alone wont be enough to replace all my organs and bones that left the orbit of our planet.
>>67467857
The chances of me actually dying are a little too high for my liking
>>67467387
nick diaz about to end his career in ufc 202
daily reminder to be
very careful
>>67467893
my boy rda will get his revenge for the good of the western world
>>67467857
i'll do it just to show off for /heem/
>>67467911
>jungle monkeys
>western world
>>67467893
daily reminder that an isis representative is likely to be the new lightweight champ in American of all places
>>67467919
we christian bro
can't say that for sure for you tho eh
>>67467933
Its said so many brs actually consider themselves white and civilized
>>67467857
yes.
double yes if they aren't to the face or groin.
>>67467883
Nick will get decimated everywhere.
>>67467982
if its a 3 round fight gunny has a chance, otherwise its 100% nick
>>67467992
Religion is an issue, it gives idiots like that an excuse to threaten
I thought you fedoras werent racist
>>67467992
khabib is white
>>67468011
IM KEWL WIZ ALL THEE GODS
>>67468024
you couldn't be more off base
>>67468024
What ?
This is your first day here?
>>67467982
You don't know what pent up frustration does to a man, Nick is like Pac coming from the slammer. You know he about to drop everyone in here like Killuminati (in a week).
Cage Rust? I say Cage Rage.
>>67468036
>>67468039
some years since I lasted browsed pol
Who are the lineal champions in MMA ? Is there even lineal champions ?
>>67468066
When you don't go to pol, pol comes to you
is rogan drunk
>Ant ke hoo poopiedoh, eh?
What?
Stipe's boxing coach looks like he learnt everything he knows about fighting on Youtube and forums
>>67468104
He's heading towards a nervous breakdown.
The Rousey crying embarrassment was the biggest indication this was coming.
UFC already has Robin Black lined up to replace him.
this podcast is getting verbally spicy
>>67468133
i imagine anyone can buy that poster spot? the muslim communities of britbong island have a lot of funds after all. or is this some government thing?
>>67468087
Fedor was lineal HW champ. He lost it to Werdum, who lost it to Overeem, who lost it to Bigfoot, who lost it to Cain, who lost it to Werdum, who will lose it to Stipe in a week.
Vitor's daughters are showing some potential desu
Potential fitefus a few years down the line
>>67468139
>UFC already has Robin Black lined up to replace him.
i'm literally done with the UFC if they do this
>>67468182
>tfw the Reem both official and lineal champ by 2017
>>67468174
>Britain’s largest Islamic charity says it wants to “break down barriers” and portray Islam positively by launching a new advertising campaign which will slap the phrase “glory to Allah” on the side of London buses.
>>67468133
RIP bongistan
>>67468044
Nick is a timid inactive fighter these days and will get whoopped on the feet or on the ground by Gunnar.
>UNFOLLOWED
>UNFOLLOWED
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>>67468182
>who will lose it to Stipe
>>67468087
http://www.fightmatrix.com/lineal-championship-histories/
Spoiler: Jon jones is the only lineal champ who isn't the real champ also
>>67467893
I hope RDA literally kills him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJX2eNx0xnM
reminder to let fighters bang, depriving them of such destroys lives
>>67468313
Get a dog, weirdo
>>67468313
Eddie will destroy RDA before. Cap this post.
Remember to vote
#powrightinthekisser
>>67468280
Why do they have Jones as lineal champ? He was stripped of his title. Cruz was stripped of his title when he was hurt and they had Barao-Faber winner as lineal champ for that division
>>67468190
yeah fuck that, Mike Schiavello or bust
>>67468331
lel eddie killing someone HAHAHAHAHA
>>67468338
thirsty af
>JRE crashing again
>>67468388
>Cosmic godsssss
>>67468351
The only way you can lose lineal champ status if you retire for good or lose.
tfw no
>>67466991
What are you talking about. Mayweather was the champ at 70kg (154 lbs.) McGregor is a 145er who has been finished by three 155ers.
>>67468669
>finished
he was submitted, dummy
>>67468669
He didn't knock anyone out at light middleweight though, and nate diaz is bigger than anyone Mayweather ever fought, and conor walks around 15-20 pounds heavier than Floyd. I'm not saying he wouldn't get schooled, he obviously would, but that fight could still easily go to a decision.
>>67467702
It's strange to me that Rogan has a wife but never discusses what her personality is like and rarely mentions her
>>67468280
how is robbie lineal ww champ and not gsp?
>>67467424
Maia used to always use Numb/Encore, when did he change?
>>67468864
Because he doesn't want to encourage shithead autists on the net to start obsessing over her.
>>67468901
Hendricks beat GSP, Robbie beat Hendricks
>>67466964
>If you had something bad to say about a man write it down and send it to your dad
>Dad laughs because hes not an over sensitive bitch
>>67468449
But that didn't happen to Cruz, he was stripped because of injuries
>>67466080
>>67465978
>Oman
What
>>67464101
Shes dressed like Apollo Creed before he got killed by that Russian guy tbqh
>>67469465
WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING YOU GOOF
Oh PvZ did an Austin Powers theme at DWTS ?
Noice
>>67466840
What the fuck happened to her fucking face
>the best photoshooper a billion dollar show could get did that to her making her look less monkeylike
My sweet fuck
>>67469465
>>67469592
damn you guys made me laugh
>>67469391
Yes, the site is wrong and inconsistent.
>>67464101
Did Derek Brunson hit that yet?
>>67469800
wtf
silva med
also what the fuck was that fight with struve lmao
embarassing
>>67469800
>lives abroad
>call us antipatriotic
Fucking mong chimp
>>67469800
>KTFO by stefan struve in 20 seconds
HAHAHA JUST KEK MY SHIT UP FAMMO
>>67469800
so gods plan was to insta heem him through struve?
>>67469800
>gets finished in 16 seconds
>is angry at his own people for some reason
Kek
>>67469917
Jesus whispered in his ear "bro just run at him in a straight line, it'll be great"
Sup /heem/, just here to remind you all again:
>Paige Vanzant banged Andre Fili, Cody Garbrandt, and Urijah Faber
>Rose bangs Pat Barry
>Miesha bangs Caraway
>Ronda bangs travis brown and big brown
>Olivi bangs benevidez
>Dodson bangs brittany palmer
>>67469881
>>67469917
Is there anything else in his post worth mentioning? Any chance for a more in depth translation from one of you Brazil bros?
>>67469948
aka "The Aldo"
>>67469965
it looks like a bunch of incoherent shit but lets see
>>67469954
>Miesha bangs Caraway
This is the only one that kinda bothe...
>Dodson bangs brittany palmer
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?
>>67466732
is that rape?
PVZ isn't as famous as the other dancers on Dancing With the Stars, and throughout the season she has continually gotten worse scores from the judges while putting on far better performances than others who get better scores.
Every single week it happens, she blows everyone else away and still gets worse scores because she's not famous. Just thought you guys would like to know.
>>67469965
Not really just tough man falacies, giving his gym address so internet keyboard Warriors can pay a visita to him
Literal ape
>>67469997
It's woman on woman so apparently it's ok
Still triggers me that the bitch threw up like 30 seconds before tho.
IT'S FUCKING GROSS YOU GOOFS
>>67470002
>watching dancing with the stars
bruh
>>67470002
Her fault for leaving it in the hands of the judges.
>>67470002
>Just thought you guys would like to know
Yeh you were wrong m8
Have a Karolina for your effort tho
>>67469800
based bigfoot
https://youtu.be/uTh-0wC1bzo
Check the comments until you find Tyrone's name.
>>67470002
i wanted to know. thanks for the update. sorry about fort mcmurray i hope all of alberta doesn't burn down
>>67470062
Australia bringing the laughs.
>>67470076
I was actually really impressed with Karolina in her 2 UFC fights.
Post some KK webms
>>67470286
Yessir
>>67470076
I really like her putting her hands behind her back before each round.
Guys I'm thinking about flying out to Alberta and heeming that fire. I train 1 hour of striking four days a week, 1 hour of BJJ three times a week, and I train cardio every single day.
What would be the over under on that? Keep in mind that I'm Muslim.
>>67470333
>I'm Muslim
Middle Eastern or Slavic?
>>67469592
N-nothing bro
>>67470344
Sunni from Oman
>>67470038
f u I bet on her bud
>>67470062
lmao
>>67470076
sorry
>>67470108
you're welcome
she's killin it every single time though
And it's cool man, I live in Ontario. But yeah it's a really big fire. Rained yesterday out there, though.
>>67470439
Arabs are tough bastards. Still though that fire is big. Hard to call
>>67470382
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
I-i-it was a clean fight, I-i-i swear
>>67467176
Blocked in Brazil, what's up with that? I miss being able to flush toilet paper and watch embeddeds :( let me go home
Is it me or does Brenden Schaub come off like a complete douche bag on FATK podcast ?
Used to like the guy until he spent every minute on his podcast fellating his own dick . Comes off as a bully too
No joke at all, it seems like when I go long periods of not posting, when I come back, the threads are worse.
Every single time.
>>67470530
It's because you remember them better than they were
>>67470470
>excuse me, but... Wasn't your mole on the other side???
>>67470566
No, it's because they did actually used to be a lot better lol
>>67467546
Prince - when doves cry desu
>>67467134
So much crap speculation, I don't know where to start. And this is coming from a guy who thinks Sage is roided to the max
>>67467168
The eyes never lie.
>>67470530
Thread is just fine today, goofball
>>67469354
>dad reads note
>says nothing and looks me over with glazed eyes
>hope he forgets about the incident
>one day he's angrier than usual, is saying nothing to anyone
>by dinnertime he's beaten me 3 times already for showing him 'disrespect' and challenging his authority
The note wasn't for you dad. I still love you
>>67470777
>getting beaten by an old ass man
Too bad training isn't free like your shitty healthcare in leaftopia
>>67470898
Their healthcare is nice tho . I hate ignorant Ameritards who shit on national Healthcare
>>67470530
lol this thread is amazing compared to some of the other ones we've had these past few months
>>67469201
is this bait?
Many seem to think that because we are famous we don't have feelings or the urge to sometimes answer things... I'm going to be very open and transparent to a lot of brazilian fucks right now: this is why Brazil stays miserable, because of lack of education, culture and patriotism.
I want all you jealous, frustrated people that have achieved nothing in life, you people that sit your asses in front of a computer to talk shit of others that have worked hard to overcome everything to be successful, to go fuck yourselves. Go sit on a big macaxeira.
In case you didn't like it, if you got angry like I know you usually are behind a computer, I train from monday to saturday everyday at American Top Team Academy "5750 FL-7 Coconut Creek, Florida 33073". That is the address, show up there. But don't forget to bring mouth protector, gloves, shin guards...
A heartily thank you to the people that recognize the work of a professional, sorry for going off like this and being impolite. Everyone that is a fan of MMA or any other sport should know that a professional athlete life isn't made of just wins. No one wants to lose, we make our plans but God has his own.
>>67471022
This desu
This thread has been way above recent standarts
>>67471108
ty lad
>>67471044
no, it's 100% fact
>>67471010
Good he needs it if his old man is passing guard so easy
>>67470589
Use 4plebs and go back a few months
You don't remember how much DC was spammed
who else wont be truly happy until they see schaub die an excruciatingly painful death
>>67471371
No one else you weirdo
>>67471371
I'll never be happy until I repeatedly cum in my waifu no condor
>>67471010
>Their healthcare is nice tho
citation needed bud
Anyone watching Combate Americas ?
>>67471108
>But don't forget to bring mouth protector, gloves, shin guards...
What, no gi?
>>67471108
the stereotypical rage lol
Paige showing dem skillz
>>67471423
>that double-jointed mooseknuckle
Fucking skank
>>67471437
I forgot it was on actually. I am sick atm so I am not in the mood
>>67471108
So who's going to lad up and go heem bogfit?
>>67471728
>STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY WIFE'S DAUGHTER
>>67471728
What are you still doing up?
>>67471318
Speaking of DC, I have attached a screenshot of some recent tweets to this post. These are in the standard Reverse Chronological Order of Twitter, so please read from bottom to top.
>>67471802
On holidays from work la what's your excuse?
>>67471838
Very cordial of you.
>>67471437
Would that I could khaleesi, I might just catch the end of it - how's it been so far?
>>67471585
Another victim of that virus going round? The one where you experience tonnes of mucus for a few days, then a cough for 2 weeks
>>67471022
>>67470771
lol just proving my point
threads have been so bad you think this is great
>>67471838
fuck I want jones to lose but this guy is not helping, how am I supposed to be on his side
>>67471904
lmao
okay bud, whatever you say, you're the threadmaster after all lol
>>67471904
then leave. unless you're /snacks&hoes/, then please stay
>>67471838
>All I have to do is blow on people
>Just remember what happens in the room between brothers stays there
Jon, get ready.
>>67471900
Nah when I woke up I felt like I had to throw up and shit at the same time but nothing came out. I ate a little bit and waited a few hours and its mostly gone. I still have a terrible stomach ache though.
Sometimes I hate this sport, but most of all I still my heem
>>67471878
I thought I was gonna have a drunken fat bird calling over to the house so I started drinking a few beers. Now I can't stop
>>67472106
I read this to my wife and she goes
"That's what Ronda said to Travis to try to change him"
>>67472106
>joee.davies
everytime. its funny how criticism of a single female public figure is sexism now
>>67472039
One of the few things worse than being a whale is a woman who goes out on a monday night probably for the best
>>67472166
I wonder if travis beats ronda once in a while
>>67467403
yes - paige does a hiptoss so much better than ronda
>>67467403
Except Germaine de Randamie is 10 time muay thai world champion and ranked fucking 14th in BW
>>67467081
yeah but Conor is shit at boxing
>>67472253
Fuck it sure a ride is a ride. I still got porn though
>>67472502
He was an All-Ireland boxing champion for what that's worth
>>67472861
is their even proof of that though? If you try look for him you cant find him on any irish boxing websites which is fairly uncommon because IABA are pretty good with that stuff
>>67472932
lmao I bet they didn't even understand what makes it a beautiful film
>>67473089
I loved the movie but it did not really have a point. It was just fantastically made and acted.
>>67472932
>>67473089
>>67473115
the revenant was shit and if you think it was good you fell for the jewish marketing meme
>>67472932
Just found out Bisping actually is in Twin Peaks and the casting list wasn't someone else
Apparently just a small role
>>67473115
I saw it on my laptop and I spent half the movie telling to myself how much better it had to be in a cinema
>>67473108
In all fairness, Ronda is batting above her league.
>>67473155
Hes been doing a bunch of small roles in movies and shows. Smart for him to do that. Do a few things here and there between fights so he has something to do when he retires. But hes not going crazy like Rhonda did which will get him distracted.
>>67473210
I only saw it in the theater and it was pretty fantastic. Though I am a big Dicaprio and Hardy fan
>>67473153
It was beautiful anon.
Wish I had time to hike around that area in Canada.
>>67473266
>pretty lanscape shots = good movie
kill urself
>>67473089
Explain it then.
>>67473260
>I only saw it in the theater and it was pretty fantastic
Oh I believe you m8
Some of these shots were so cool, even on my shitty 13"
>>67473089
>>67470530
>>67472166
>lmao I bet they didn't even understand what makes it a beautiful film
>this married old pretentious cunt
get the fuck outchea nigga
While we're speaking cinema, am I the only to absolutely hate Jesse Eisenberg ?
I hope he pulls a CM Punk and signs with UFC, only to get heemed into Oblivion by the first fucker he fights
>tfw you browse through your old wrestling brackets
the extremely high lethality of everything all the time in the revenant took a lot of the grittiness and atmosphere away from the movie
>>67473420
>still hasn't posted pics of his wife
Bet she's fat.
how would he do in mma?
>>67473677
leave my ugly fat wife and her son alone
>>67473658
Fought any MMA fighters?
>>67473599
You hate him as a person or actor? As a person I know nothing about him. I like him as an actor though.
>>67473679
who is he
This has been a good thread
I'm going to bed now, good nite heem
Pat Miletich has a podcast, did you know?
http://www.theconspiracyfarm.com/
>As a Freemason, Miletich is a free thinker and a seeker of knowledge and truth. He see's " The Conspiracy Farm" podcast, as not only a way to educate and keep himself abreast of many fast moving topics in today's society, but also as a way to educate his fellow citizens on subjects that most people simply don't have the time to research on their own time.
>Jeff & Pat simply seek a society that asks questions of its government and then does not retreat until it gets answers from those who've been placed in positions of power by the people.
Episode 2 has Dr. Jack Wolfson, who appears to be an anti-vaccine type of person
Episode 3 has an economist with Ron Paul type views
>>67473746
im going too, gn
>>67473729
I can't stand his way to act. Can't really explain it more than that, it's physical. I know nothing about him personally either
>>67473729
i've trashed a few guys that traned but nobody serious & placed on the same NE circuit that goofs like Chris Wade and Eddie Alvarez ground out their wrestling base
>>67473679
Can he call in pic related as an assist?
>>67473886
>Chris Wade and Eddie Alvarez ground out their wrestling base
Thats pretty neato
>>67473887
not sure how much help he would be
>>67473677
She weighs 108lb and has Bethe bunda, if you're lucky I'll post a pic sometime, she's dyno
>>67473420
>he doesn't understand what makes the Revenant beautiful
>>67473333
>>67473334
lil Tyreese and Jamal don't understand why either
lmaooo
>>67473957
>he fell for the revenant meme and but cant defend it and is doubling down
>>67474009
>Implying Shit In The Bag are good critics
>>67474009
I'll give you a hint:
It's about how man's exploration of nature is very similar to man's exploration of himself. Literally the entire movie revolves around that very concept.
And no I'm not talking about his asshole you little faggot
>>67473920
I lack a good reaction image to express how good it feels that I could have outwrestled either of those guys if I was born in the same era
I got to see Ed Ruth & the Snyder bros on the come-up at least
>>67473957
>108lb and has Bethe bunda
delusion
Great news everybody
>>67474054
>implying they didn't recommend the memenant and i didn't just feel like posting that picture as a fitting reaction image to the canadian idiot
>>67474066
>this first year film student level """analysis"""
>>67474066
Oh lmao wow, no other movie has ever explored that
so original bud
>>67474096
well I don't know how much she actually weighs but she's 5'1" and has a bunda
I could give a fuck if your black ass approves or not though bud
>>67474096
>Silva getting that last second peek with the nod when Bethe walks away
>>67474175
>>67474176
>didn't get the most basic exploration concept ever
>pretend they knew that all along but thought it was more deep than that
lol blacks
>>67474211
>This mad Canadian muslim who is always posting on here
Dont you have a life?
>>67474228
>he hasn't noticed that I've posted on two different occasions over the course of the past month
Well I'm glad you have enough of a life not to notice that in particular I guess
you're still stupid though lol
>>67474211
>revenant
>exploration
nope
>>67474211
>he thinks pointing out the most basic theme of the movie means he understands it every aspect to it and that its deep
lmao
>>67474276
>Attention whoring on an anonymous anime imageboard
Sad path to take in life
>>67474352
jamal says it's not what the movie is about
>>67474354
tyrese claims it's the most basic theme of the movie
hmmmm
>>67474396
>implies this is a sad place
but I have fun
>>67474397
>the revenant is a masterpiece and anyone who disagrees is black
>don't ask me to explain why it's good though
>>67474397
Muhammad Chang literally said it was lol
Ching Chong Hassan Cuckstein literally thinks the Revenant was good because of one of the oldest themes in the book
lol
New thread >>67474563
New thread >>67474563
New thread >>67474563
>>67474433
write me some poetry
>>67474527
I literally never said that, you just pretended I did
Must be fun living in pretendland
>>67474066
that actually makes me want to watch the movie
>>67465954
What/who is this?
>>67465978
>eyebrows
Bitch has a unibrow for sure. Wud though.
So how are you feeling about Radiohead's new album? Thought it was pretty good but nowhere near OKC and Amnesiac.
>>67465978
People thinking Claudia is ugly or some shit....
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