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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67448630
NEWS:
>Chiesa-Ferguson confirmed
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/michael-chiesa-vs-tony-ferguson-official-as-ufc-fight-night-91-headliner-on-july-13
>UFC FN 87 bonuses
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/8/11636036/ufc-rotterdam-bonuses-4-fighters-receive-performance-of-the-night
>Condit allegedly in training for Diaz rematch
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/8/11616994/former-interim-ufc-welterweight-champion-carlos-condit-apparently
So...
Who else wants to see Overeem vs Bigfoot 2?
I know I cannot be the only one.
Post some KK webms from today
keen af for 200
consider the following:
ufc 202
nate vs conor
nick vs gunnie
>>67457684
I think he's getting fired.
>>67457739
condit vs nick II in the works breh.
gunny would rag doll both diaz bros
Brendan Schaub.
>You will never attend a UFC event.
>>67457684
that's mean.
>>67457784
This t.bh, Diaz bros don't want none of that. Nick would probably lose and then complain that Gunni wasn't standing the entire time
>>67457777
>rare flag and quads
>>67457784
idk if he'd be eager to take nick down desu
>>67457684
>he doesnt want Hunt vs Bigfoot 3
>>67457777
Rare flag with the assistance of quads. Noice.
>>67457790
You live in America
Don't let your dreams be memes
Imagine how Bangladesh feels
>>67457684
Why is Bigfoot so alpha lads? He heemed the reem, made him look like a little baby. Bigfoot p4p GOAT honestly
Who /sadforbigfoot/ here
>>67457789
This dude is so based.
>>67457806
>>67457820
Wow I didn't even notice until you pointed it out.
>>67457813
Is that Dern? fucking dropped
>>67457833
>ywn be Big Brown
>>67457853
BJJers fucking LOVE Islam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqduDunnrxM
>>67457866
He seems like a nice guy desu.
I wish he knew when to call it quits.
Maybe he has no other options.
>>67457860
>U-turn2Allah
>>67457881
rizin or bellator is the best option if he still wants to fight
>Silva faced Stefan Struve on May 8, 2016 at UFC Fight Night 87. Silva lost via TKO in the first round.[38] After the fight, Silva announced that he will be retiring from mixed martial arts.
>>67457916
good, he looked like someone threw some bones into a skin bag
he's trash without roids
>>67457907
For sure Rizin. Bellator actually has standards for drug testing, and Bigfoot needs trt just to function as a normal human being.
>>67457916
Citation needed
Condit's not training for Nick Diaz. He was running sprints on snapchat and made a joke about it because his detractors claim he spent that fight running from Diaz. It's not happening.
>>67457853
Muslims aren't darkies you flaming faggot. Nobody "drops" chicks for wearing a hijab.
Also, KEK "fucking dropped". From what?
>>67457824
>Bigfoot p4p GOAT honestly
Oh yeah, he's miles above gsp.
>>67458195
wtf are you talking about, Ahmed?
>>67458195
I keep an excel doc with the names of all my fightfus in it so I don't forget any/can rank them. I've removed her entry.
>>67458241
thats pretty autistic
>>67457824
Best MMA KO ever.
>>67458241
Tragic. I'll console her when she's back from Mecca. :^)
>>67458264
Do you plan on teaching your children the Quran, Achmed?
>>67458253
this
back up dude
back up dude
Happy monday, lads.
Less than a week to witness Werdum saying jebem ti matter on Miocic's ear.
mater
>>67458253
>>67458287
i prefer this
Bisping Vs Romero next
Reminder Miocic and Velasquez are both more American than they are Croatian or Mexcian
>>67458328
one of the GOAT just bleed moments
>>67458350
IT'S STEEPAY
>>67458380
noice
>>67458526
Artem's reaction is priceless
>>67458380
he could have killed that guy
>>67458328
rare
>>67458540
So?
>>67458601
the man would have died?
>>67458380
fuck almighty what a fuckhead
who is this??
>>67458440
Aoki never fails to amuse or amaze in victory.
Of the Top 10 subs of all-time he's got at least two or three.
>>67458613
how new are you? that's babalu choking david heath.
>>67458526
Buffer lol.
settles into his chair, ready for the fight, literally a half second later it's over. He's stunned for two seconds.
Then back to work.
>>67458601
Please don't cut us with all those edgy edges, Captain Edgemaster.
>tfw McGoober beats Diaz, beats Frankie, beats RDS, beats Lawler, then goes and KOs Mayweather and makes 500 mil that night
How many rounds would Mayweather last against McGregor?
HEMA FINALS LIVE IN 4 BINGS
>>67458651
>>67458651
>>67458651
>>67458661
ten seconds
>>67458638
First card: tito/sham 1.
Been on the boards here since 2005.
You?
>>67458661
he wouldn't even last a round with most upper echelon WBWs
>>67458655
I'LL RUN THROUGH THE ENTIRE ROSTER
>>67458655
All of that will happen minus beating Diaz.
He will never beat Nate.
WHY IS MY IP SPANISH IF I'M IN PARIS?
>>67458696
You are posting from your smartphone.
>>67458709
I am posting from my ASUS ROG laptop, do you want to die Americano?
>>67458661
Seriously, why do people even like Mayweather? I don't get it.
>>67458733
He wins.
>>67458740
Boring wins = best ever?
>>67458661
Just to clarify, I mean in a boxing match
>>67458733
He ducked competition
Good afternoon, heembros. Went to see a movie and didn't come to the internet before watching GoT. How's everyone doing?
>>67458779
boring = shit?
Could McGregor beat Werdum? What about Overeem?
mma is gay
>>67458919
if you look above in the thread, it seems like youve garnered some sympathy
>>67457986
MFW do they ask the male fighters to pose like that?
"Take me seriously as an athlete, while I show you my ass."
Pathetic.
reminder
>>67458919
>watching game of xena warrior princess
>>67458661
>A boxer
>Against not a boxer
>In a boxing match
Gee I don't know
>>67457717
>huge nose
dropped
>>67458733
big nigga balls
>>67458662
5v5 in 10 bings
>>67458328
this is the most memorable for me, not just because it was so dramatic and emphatic, but that, once he's down, Bisping looks as if he's wearing a white top hat, which makes even funnier and more enjoyable.
>>67458919
hello bangbro, how'd you like the episode? i really hate this freaking wall story desu
>>67458350
*cringe* that you felt you had to mention that, and this is coming from Canada - we're the cringiest at this.
the reem docu latest episode for the ones who havent seen it
https://vimeo.com/165676287
its always top quality enjoy
>>67458732
ASUS?
Sounds like you made that up.
If it was a real company, they'd have customer service.
>>67458992
not very much, fellow rare flag bro. I've completely lost interest in Khalisies story.
>>67459007
Hadn't heard of this before. Thanks for the link.
>>67458934
McGregor would heem Werdum stiff in the first round lad
even 2010-era Ubereem would be destroyed by the Notorious One
He's a once ever in human history athlete
From Journeyman to the next title challenger. Reem is definitely on fire.
>>67458934
overeem already beat him
>>67458661
>Conor
>Knocking a boxer out with 8 oz gloves
nah
>>67458733
Did you see what he done to canelo? Paccy? He's an arrogant twat but a boxing genius
>>67458972
>making fun of Xena
>>67458785
All the girls want to be with him.
All the guys want to be him.
Wherever he is, is the place to be.
He's apparently the most famous person in human history, and will be apparently be worth almost $300 million by Christmas.
Must be sweet, being the Biebs.
>>67458661
Gee, who would win if Magnus Carlsen played Steph Curry at chess?
Goobs got his first taste of real humiliation from Diaz, and now he's hungry for it, he's addicted.
>>67459049
Homosexual Canadian with wet dreams about his fellow countryman.
>>67459030
He fights whoever wins Cain vs Travis, right?
>>67458328
lel, almost the same punch.
>>67459109
Hope not. Guy deserves a title shot.
>>67458958
a woman's gotta eat familia
>>67459133
looks like dive tbqf famalam
![mark-wahlberg-workout-biceps-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LkCSLkI.jpg "mark-wahlberg-workout-biceps-1[1]")
>>67459144
my man
![walhberg-in-the-happening-mark-wahlberg-13938089-853-480[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fe00wPU.jpg "walhberg-in-the-happening-mark-wahlberg-13938089-853-480[1]")
>tfw you'll never meet up with vietnam ragdoll him for a bit while pretending to be mark wahlberg and enjoy some heems together while his mum makes us some eggrolls
why even live
>>67459068
Thanks, Romania.
Reminder that rogan is doing a fight companion for 198 and won't be announcing live.
>>67459329
how is this heem related
is it true that glen danzig browses heem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihg5JZG3opk
>>67459049
he has been a slave to the media and his management since he was a kid, he will die at like 50 all washed up and drugged out like the shell of a human he is
>>67459217
you can't ragdoll me bud, i'm a big vietnamese for you
>>67459412
How tall are you?
>>67459412
how do you feel about eating dog?
>you will never gun down vietnamese people in the jungle while smoking weed and listening to classic rock at the peak of the vietnam war
feels bad
please do not bully the vietnam
>/heem/ laughed as I did my katas
>I laughed as Arlovski's chin was sent into the comso
KARATE MOTHERFUCKERS. IMA CRANE KICK YER ASS
>>67459417
About 6ft or 180cms.
>>67459421
I'm not a degenerate so I don't eat dogs. Ask a china flag if one does pop up.
>>67459436
US is still a cunt but seems like viet hates chinese people, what a fuckface.
>>67459431
How can non slavs even compete?
>>67459457
by not huffing glue and drinking grain alcohol in critical stages of development
>>67459448
not eating dog meat because of the cultural mores of foreigners is degenerate desu
UKRAINE IS STRONG
>>67459462
it's true that's why it hurts :'-(
>>67459474
but I like dogs
>>67459445
overeem is kickboxer, not a karate fighter. lol
>>67459506
if you met all the cows you've eaten you'd probably like some of them. they can be quite affectionate. just don't eat dogs you know.
>>67459448
im 6'5
>>67459507
dutch kickboxing has a karatebase m8
>>67459521
it's all relative. you shouldn't eat your pets. cows are raised for meat.
eating dogs is more popular in the northern shithole anyway, which is nearer to china where it's originated from. I'm from the south.
>>67459560
what's your reach
>>67459573
no idea
btw isnt 6' like giant tier in your country
Is Big Foot Silva a meme fighter?
>>67459580
highschool kids these days on average are like 175cms or more, better nutrition and shit
but i'm tall as fuck for those my age yeah
>tfw luke thomas read my email
https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/status/729492012966252544
>>67459613
Why is Obama in the list of horsemen while the other 3 are future president or candidates to be.
What's the criteria for being a horseman?
>>67459647
>I analyze shitty pastas from 4chan
>>67459033
Not really. More like robbery.
>>67459033
And Werdum beat him too.
>>67458676
He would literally kill every single female fighter in the UFC with minimal training.
>>67459699
lmao lad, it's like you never saw a top female grappler against an athletic non trained man.
If you don't know basic defense in the ground you are done lad.
>>67459507
You don't have to be a boxer to use a right hook, la'
Why are Bloody Elbow commenters such eunuchs? Low Test faggots whining about how "bitchy" Miesha was for revealing the sheer extent of Rousey's cuntitude.
Given the fact that Rousey has acted like a complete cunt towards Tate since day 1, how can anyone blame her for revealing this?
>tfw too small to be a heavyweight at 6'1"
I wish we could go back to the early days of mma
>>67459713
The fight doesn't start on the groung you moron. Mayweather is an elite boxer. He would KO every female fighter before she managed to get a hold of him.
Besides, a month of training would be enough.
>>67459738
Cain is 6'1" i don't know what you are talking about.
If you are thicc enough you can do it
>>67459747
It extremely easy to get boxers to the ground, athletic or not. He literally has 0% takedown defense, you can even pull guard and submit him in 20 seconds or less.
OK takedown defense takes at least 1 year to develop, and if you learn it wrong you are open to leglock attacks.
>>67459769
>He literally has 0% takedown defense
You DUMB motherfucker, what is footwork? How you gonna pull guard that even elite boxers can't close the distance on? He's do to those chicks what Holm did to Rousey or what Wonderboy did to Hendricks.
You also have no idea what a difference exists between light rolling in the gym and actual beat downs. Non of those "top grapplers" even faced men trying to beat their head into tomato paste.
>>67459769
>It extremely easy to get boxers to the ground, athletic or not. He literally has 0% takedown defense
if you think its that easy you have literally not traned a day in your life
>>67459784
>le i did kickboxing for a month and know i'm a world beater meme
lmao lad, you and any boxer/kickboxer without grappling training will literally fly in the air if any decent wrestler even came close.
Footwork can suck my cock when even a highschool level wrestler or a purple belt shoots a double/single on you.
Holly Holm has been training MMA for many, many years at one of the top gyms and even her got taken down easily by a highschool wrestler and submitted inmediately after.
Can you imagine what a good grappler could do to an untrained boxer? The footwork would work to a point, but you choose the wrong angle and you are getting choke the fuck out.
And this is only grappling, a good kicker/thaiboxer would absolutely destroy the body of any top ten boxer and the legs.
This is why boxers never got to dominate the sport, grappling base fighters are superior in every way.
>>67459811
Is extremely easy to take untrained people down or pull guard if you are the same weight and height. Any wrestler or even purple belt can do it.
>Its another Boxers think they can beat a grappler episode
This has been shown how this would turn out twice in the UFC
Art Jimmerson vs Royce Gracie and Randy Couture vs James Tony
>>67459832
>lmao lad, you and any boxer/kickboxer without grappling training will literally fly in the air if any decent wrestler even came close.
>literally fly in ther air
>literally
You absolute subhuman.
>if any decent wrestler even came close.
They won't. What's more, we're talking about WOMEN. They won't do shit.
>Footwork can suck my cock when even a highschool level wrestler or a purple belt shoots a double/single on you.
Why did Hendricks not manage to shoot a single takedown after that one time against the fence against Thompson? Thompson didn't beat Hendricks with his grappling it was pure striking. Dumbfuck.
>Holly Holm has been training MMA for many, many years at one of the top gyms and even her got taken down easily by a highschool wrestler and submitted inmediately after.
That's how I know that you're an imbecilic sack of shit.
Tate shot in like 13 times and only succeeded twice. What's more, Rousey, a bronze medalist at the Olympics, couldn't even come close for vast stretches of her fight and ate punches like it was her diet plan. If a male threw these punches, she'd be twitching on the canvas in less tha a minute.
Then there is the ludicrous claim that Holm is somehow a skilled grappler. She isn't she's dominated most of her opposition with striking, completely undermining the whole "you must be wellrounded to win" canard. No you don't, not if you can impose your game on the other person.
>Can you imagine what a good grappler could do to an untrained boxer? The footwork would work to a point, but you choose the wrong angle and you are getting choke the fuck out.
You faggots look at MMA fighters beating pure strikers and somehow assume that guys who've never taken a shot to the face WOULDN'T crumble if they tasted a proper punch by someone competent at thowing it.
>>67459923
>Thompson
Because Thompson is an MMA fighter and not a pure kickboxer or boxer?
>Tate shot in 13 times
Because Holm is a good counter wrestler and trains with fantastic coachs
If Holly literally was taken off the street and thrown in the cage Tate would have eaten her alive.
>>67459923
>being this asshurt because you know you will get schooled by any decent grappler
stay salty la
>>67459832
>And this is only grappling, a good kicker/thaiboxer would absolutely destroy the body of any top ten boxer and the legs.
>MUH MUH MUH LEG KICKS
You dumbass, boxers have far more experience taking bodyshots than some midget from Thailand. While it's true that Muay Thai guys are more experienced when it comes to all limbs being used, their hilarious scoring system renders them impotent when it comes to defending punches. They could easily get starched if they don't wear a guy down before they get knocked unconscious.
>This is why boxers never got to dominate the sport, grappling base fighters are superior in every way.
No you absolute mongoloid, it's because they get paid way more money actually plying their craft than they get polishing Dana White's shoes. Unlike wrestlers and jitzers, boxers don't consider it a privilege to get pilfered by some money grubbing Brazilians.
>>67459857
>Its another Boxers think they can beat a grappler episode
No you keg of goat shit, it's an "top ten all time great elusive boxer will beat a woman that is smaller, weaker and slower than him" episode.
>This has been shown how this would turn out twice in the UFC
>Art Jimmerson vs Royce Gracie and Randy Couture vs James Tony
You know how I know you are complete and utter cocksuckers? You bring up Toney vs Couture, an old, fat, washed up lightweight facing a former heavyweight MMA champion in his first fight as evidence that boxers lose to grapplers.
Couture is not a "grappler" you cockroach, he is an MMA fighter. Pick Marcelo Garcia if you want to pick a grappler. I am not even going to discuss the size difference.
Also, 2 fights. Nice sample size.
>>67459973
I don't think i ever saw someone sperg out this hard on /heem/.
>>67459939
You're not the sharpest are you.
Both of these people avoided TDs without ever using grappling. You don't need to train grappling to beat up grapplers, you just need to adjust and use what you have against a new challenge.
>>67459996
and you wouldnt know how to adjust without training in MMA and understanding what wrestling is.
>>67459996
>He believes this
You are absolutely clueless about grappling lad, you might wanna start doing some wrestling soon or expect to be ragdolled by guys half your size
>>67459987
>I'm getting assblasted in an argument by a guy that writes more than one paragraph
>CALL HIM A SPERG
You unironically claimed that Floyd would lose to "top WBWs". You dumb fucking faggot.
>>67460016
I have seen WITH MY VERY OWN EYES how strikers avoid getting outwrestled, without having to wrestle.
Even if I was wrong, a woman BW loses to Floyd 99/100.
Oh shit random fight out of nowhere
All these alpha males in one thread who woulda thought
>>67460023
He absolutely would get schooled by any good grappler of his size, woman or man, as easy as this: single leg→pass the guard→side control→full mount and then you can choose what you wanna do with him.
He would look as desperate as you sperging the fuck out
>>67460007
>stay on the outside
>hit him
>rinse, repeat
I specified strikers who maintain distance/backpeddle anyway.
Can she beat Karolina in an MMA fight?
>>67458661
THURTHEEN SECUNDS
>>67460044
>He absolutely would get schooled by any good grappler of his size, woman
You should watch fewer episodes of Xena/Buffy. Women are weak, slow and fragile.
>>67460047
>Implying you can stay on the outside without knowing wrestling footwork at tactics
All wrestling and grappling matches start standing up dummy, they know how to cut angles and eventually get trained people to the ground, getting someone without training to the ground it's the easiest thing.
>>67460065
Good point
>>67460060
Absolutely not
Who has a worse chin Arlovski or Big Foot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcGjmRXA0xc
A mid level kickboxer can starch Aoki under MMA rules but Floyd FUCKING Mayweather loses to Rousey. Price less.
>>67460086
>getting someone without training to the ground it's the easiest thing.
Not if he can hit you. In wrestling matches, strikes aren't allowed. A pure grappler is out of his element in an MMA match.
>>67458328
Couldn't happen to better person
Bisping is a piece of shit and I hope his eye gets kicked out its socket in his next fight.
Gotta give him thanks for nearly heeming Anderson roidering Silva. Fake humble humility bitch.
>>67460107
Big Foot and it's not even close.
>>67460108
I never mentioned Rousey, calm down you fucking autistic fuck.
Aoki made a carrer of beating dumb ass strikers, he lose one time in a meme match and you are bringing it up, rude.
>>67460118
That shit don't matter lad, before you can touch my face i'm already taking you down with a single.
>>67458380
and thus a Khornate Daemon Prince is born
>>67458526
>>67458526
Let's see the reaction when Nate the Greatest Diaz whooped the Irish cocksucker's neck off.
>>67460107
Big Foot for sure. Struve rocked him as he was coming in but Big Foot's face clashing against Struve's chest seemed to have done damage as well! He's done but won't retire. Hard to see any 6 figure checks heading his way without fighting and sadly that is the story with most fighters that hit rock bottom.
>>67460148
>as well!
>!
What are you 6
>>67460060
She's not a fighter so probably not.
>>67460148
Reddit esque in his reply, is The Burger Joe.
Nate Diaz is honestly a pretty shit fighter, would be career ending for McGregor to lose to him twice
I have never seen a fighter look more out of their depth than when Nate went against MacDonald. He got fucking suplexed 3 times
>>67460151
>>67460157
shut up
>>67460148
cute post :3
>The city of heem when PvZ will win the 115 UFC belt at some point in the future
>>67460151
>>67460157
>>67460165
Jesus. I was trying to emphasize how frail his chin is that even when he hit Struve's chest he rocked himself. It surprised me.
>>67460133
>That shit don't matter lad, before you can touch my face i'm already taking you down with a single.
You probably have experience with taking down guys who want to strike you. What about those who haven't done that?
Besides, the original claim was that every top female 135er would beat Floyd. It's more like the opposite. Slow ass shots ain't catching Money Mayweather.
>>67460161
He is not a shit fighter at all.
Macdonald is a world class grappler, that's why he dominated him.
>>67460165
BIG STRONG AMERICAN
>>67460169
We've seen even crazier things in the past.
>>67460175
Yeah, his chin is a mess since the Mark Hunt fight and without TRT.
>>67460161
Agreed. Losing to Nate Diaz means he should retire anyway because he sucks. But then again guys are losing all the time when they go up in weight these days.
>>67457789
>>67457833
This dude just refuses to fucking die. Just die, Brenda, just die already.
>>67460161
>>67460190
The city of (you)
>>67460182
Oh, I disagree.
>>67460183
>We've seen even crazier things in the past.
Yeah but rarely with someone heem so unanimously and irrationally hates
>>67458646
Everytime. He don't give a shit anymore
>>67460060
That's gonna be spicy desu, Rose wanted to finish the fight. Karolina will just keep mauling her. Dana, I know you're watching. Make this a 5 round fight.
>>67458989
under r8d good post leaf
>>67460140
Doesnt Khorne demand one death a day from his followers? An MMA fighter would be insufficient no matter how bloody the match is.
>>67460235
hnnnnggg
>>67460182
>every top female 135er would beat Floyd
>Albert Tumenov is the future WW champ, his stand up is unreal!
Fedoras BTFO
>>67460276
He got dominated the whole fight, i tought he was gonna have an answer to the karate of Gunni.
>>67460023
ahhahhahaaha so fucking angry
>>67460276
fucked up my picks.
>>67460276
No answer to Gunni's mewvment
His standup is good against somebody like a Larkin who has zero head movement and no footwork to carry him out of punching range
who /amoonshapedpool/ here
Travis Lutter-esque in his basketball skills is Michael Jordan
>>67460306
He didn't look that great against Larkin either, got his legs chewed up.
>>67460276
Gunni will smash the Diaz bros to avenge McGregor.
Guaranteed Nick dicktucks fighting Gunni
>>67460324
I hope they match him up with Ponzinibbio.
My boy Ponzi would beat that muslim ass
Anyone got the picks from the overeem card? I think I picked them right
>>67460336
not sure, Tumenov still has very good stand up and Ponz did get blasted by Larkin.
>>67460353
so did i, that idiot predictionbro didn't add mine
>>67460320
>that CIA-kid in the background
lads, who will headline UFC Hamburg? Maybe Gus?
>>67460339
HAHAHAHA it's that face
>>67460360
Larkin is dangerous, i think Ponzi can KO Tumenov
if he gets his respect early into the 1st round
>>67460378
The great Dennis Siver
>>67460382
Yeah it will be a good fight that I'd like to see but I think Tumenov should drop to LW.
>The man who promised to take all the belts is now shitposting on twitter
Is this real life?
>>67460439
To be fair I thought the point of playing the odds is not exactly who you think is going to win, your just weighing the chance of a person winning and how big the return is. Or am I crazy? I am not a betting man.
EMBEDDED
http://youtu.be/4pExSXj5Hk4
http://youtu.be/4pExSXj5Hk4
http://youtu.be/4pExSXj5Hk4
>>67460451
>that intro
can it get any more annoying?
>>67460451
>That scream
>That star of david
Shut it down
>>67460391
He would be fucking enormous for LW though, can he cut that much weight?
>>67460439
Khan was winning on one of the judges scorecards before he got heemd. Great call by Schaub.
WOW Gunni's standup has evolved, I just watched it
Bigfoot's chin got TRT'd and Arlovski did exactly what I thought he was going to do
as did overroid
>>67460500
>Khan won until he lost
Great logic burger-kun
It doesn't matter if you win the first 11 rounds if you get heemed in the 12th
>>67460500
>Khan was winning on one of the judges scorecards before he got heemd
It's weird he was winning for only one of the judges desu, don't what the other 2 were doing
>>67460510
>It doesn't matter if you win the first 11 rounds if you get heemed in the 12th
Well technically yes it does matter quite a lot.
Who will expose this man?
I want someone to KO the shit out of his decision-fishing ass.
>>67460527
current rda
>>67460527
be careful.
>>67460527
you should do it
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/9/11637044/the-mma-hour-with-randy-couture-stefan-struve-ben-rothwell-gilbert
what an episode lads can not wait for some jew hour
>>67460536
Please be right
>>67460527
Become the hero Russia needs.
>>67460527
a christian.
>>67460495
he doesn't look like he cuts any weight to get to WW, looked smaller than Gunni who is a small WW himself
>>67460554
this
>>67460566
Strong ass on Gunni.
>>67460554
pretty sure Daryl "Fulltime Job" Hortcher was a christian.
>>67460527
15 finishes sounds quite alright for 23 fights.
It's not like he is avoiding the fight and just pointcatching, he's just fighting guys but the time isn't enough most of the time to finish them.
If it was no time limit he'd have more stoppages and submissions, I'd be mad if he squeezed decisions by here and there because he cannot win any other way.
Wrestlefucking in general doesn't annoy me but when people try to avoid the fight and just try to go for point wins that's real fucking bullshit.
He beat RDA when he was on a win streak and he's 23-0 don't sleep on him
COUNTDOWN TO UFC 198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKQRiSTkcCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZK8A2K99j8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPeByCYys8
Who do you guys have for UFC 198?
Werdum<Miocic
Souza<Belfort
Silva>Hall
>>67460566
What's with Nelson's posture? He's got the rounded shoulders going and the anterior pelvic tilt. This can't be good for him, if not now in the future this will be bad for him.
>>67460272
She's got all of my hnnnnnngs.
>>67460439
>canelo is white
im guessing he has 0 spic blood
>>67460598
There are more than one Christians, friendo.
>>67460566
IIRC he's fought at 195 in the past so he most likely cuts some weight
But I agree he looks small in that picture at least, I guess he might've shed some body mass in the years since
>>67460607
I dont know what the fuck is u with his posture but he's clearly doing it on purpose all of the fucking time now
>>67460616
what size shoe does that UFC strawweight contender wear?
>>67460609
He is 100% spic.
Both his parents are brownish btw
>>67460639
Spanish people are brownish. His dad wouldn't stand out in Madrid.
>>67460639
thank you my friend of european descent
>>67460654
Some are, some look like Canelo.
>>67460657
You are welcome.
>>67460664
Did your grandfather Dr. Mengele tell you any WWII tales?
>>67460639
I meant spic as in amerindian
his pops clearly looks mediterannean
>>67460695
>Spic as in ameridian
Are you fucking kidding me lad? Spic refers to spanish speaking people or people of spanish descent.
If he was ameridian he would be an abo or an aztec i don't know.
Why is Rogan's head so fucking large?
>>67460630
Fuck has someone else brought this up? Well, hopefully the stretching he does with Ido helps him straighten out.
>>67460709
HGH, for sure, 100%
>>67460708
nope
spic=amerindian(or at least a part)
spanish=caucasian
>>67460500
>2016
>judges in boxing still being this incompetent
Khan wouldn't have had the cardio to box and drag Canelo to decision though. Those body shots were lethal (which was part of the reason Khan dropped to low boxing guard and tried to brawl more, leading to being KO'd)
>>67460709
he's 5'6
>>67460713
Man I'm pretty sure it's his training with Ido that has caused it, he never used to stand like that.
>>67460713
>that pic
>>67460729
No you fuck, any person who speaks spanish as his first language or is of spanish descent is a spic.
You can be caucasian and a spic at the same time.
For example Carlos Condit is a spic, or the Diaz bros are spic.
>>67460748
>spics think these 2 are the same race
lmao
GEE ARTHUR, HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU HAVE TWO SWORDS?
>>67460777
The word "spic" doesn't refer to a race in particular you goof.
Both humans beings in the picture are spics.
>>67460788
I was pretending bro
>>67460799
Yeah, anyway the mods would probably sperg out and ban both of us.
>>67460713
i see wandy doesn't run away from government officials when he wants help from them
>>67460803
not at this hour
@arielhelwani
Mornin'. Also joining us on today's jam-packed episode of #themmahour? My old friend @Alistairovereem. Fun! See you in 6 hours.
>>67460830
no thanks
>>67460527
Yoel Romero will meet him in the middle at Welterweight, get the KO, then parade around the ring shouting "THIS FOR YOU, JESUS!"
argentina was clearly being a fucker, he understood spic was being used for person with amerindian descent and chose to be an autist for nothing
good job lad, don't forget to kill your share of dolphins today
>>67460835
first of all i'd like to thank my lord and savior
>all these people back on the Gunni hype train
>>67460839
Don't question him he is of 100% northern european descent.
>>67460846
I'm more like derailed from the Tumenoc hype train.
>>67460839
I was just correcting him la
Listen to the american, he is right.
>>67460851
>>67460846
Gunni is really good he just tried to grapple with Maia
>>67460846
Lombard, Magny or Hendricks would make good opponents
Does it bother anyone else that Hendricks got dropped and stopped by a child abuser?
>>67460915
yes me
absolutely a shame
>>67460500
that's because Canelo was being patient early on, knowing that if he got a good clean shot on his chin it was lights out
>>67460915
>implying acting out your fetishes doesn't make you a better fighter
Or are you talking about the moral implications of ths?
>>67460835
Don't you sugarcoat me, James.
I want him to get BTFO in LW first.
>>67460915
What's this meme about?
>>67460948
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
it's 10 AM on a monday what's keeping you going until the next card
>>67460964
Wonderboy teaches karate to kids.
>>67460991
that's a nice gym
>>67460991
what do you need that many jumping ropes for?
>>67459035
You ever been hit with a pair of fresh 8 oz gloves? It's like getting hit with a bare fist.
>>67460984
The various mma related podcasts, previews, embeddeds, weigh ins, etc over the next five days.
>>67460991
is this what an ELITE fighter looks like
>>67461077
9 inch vertical leap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOxUiN72ywA
Are you fat anon?
>>67461100
How can she be so unathletic and have so fast and efficient striking?
>>67461122
>He cares about fat people dying
Let people die
>>67461138
me in particular
>>67461125
wmma
>>67461138
this
>>67461125
What do you mean?
>>67461164
have you considered this or will it ruin your MMA career?
>>67461174
I mean, watch that video, she is not an athletic person at all.
But when you watch her fighting, specially the Gadelha fight, she looks so fast and strong, it's weird.
>>67461122
>this cotton picking whining
what?
>>67461199
The day this becomes a safe procedure i'm unironically doing it.
t. manlet
>>67461205
Field slaves were notorious whiners.
>>67461199
>still hating manlets.
>>67461200
I mean besides those wonky movements it seems like she is doing fine to me.
>>67461219
manlet hate has been an integral and unfortunate bit of 4chan forever
t.6 footer
>>67461221
Well, for a housewife that's ok, but for a World Champ martial artist? I don't know
>>67461253
But what is she doing wrong?
It's not her fault the movement is shit
>>67461207
you wont need to
india has over 1 billion people and the majority are males=more competition
Post walkouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax68rWI4Tuk
>>67461271
But i don't live in India.
>>67461280
https://youtu.be/0DW31upNEEg
I've been gone for a week, update me with current memes please
>>67461263
i'm not sure if you're familiar with working out, but A) she had absolutely no range of motion on her lifts, so basically she's not doing anything but tiring herself out. same with that weird ass crossfit shit where she was alternating pushups and lifts. if she's training for endurance, she'd be better off just doing jump rope. less chance of getting injured
and in the first agility ladder, she hit every single bar. the point of the agility ladder is to not hit the bar lol
>>67461295
thats why you dont need to
im sure there are plenty of shorter women around where you live
also read up on stoicism if your height is really bothering you. How short are you anyway?
>>67461367
>also read up on stoicism
*tips fedora*
>>67461376
>hahahaha i bet u wear le hat
ebin
>>67461376
forgot my pic
>>67461280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8VmoqBz9Vg
>>67461367
Nah, the average male in India is 5'5, here i think it is 5'8
My height is not bothering me la, but i wouldn't mind being bigger, most people under 6'1 wouldn't mind being bigger if the procedure was safe enough.
>>67461376
This
>>67461423
either read up on exit bags or antinatalism
One day, a great man said the good length for the legs was when the feet were touching the soil.
There is no manlets heem, only men.
Respek
>>67460527
EDDIE
>>67461452
You paki?
>>67461483
I'm white as fuck lad
>>67461452
it's better to live 40 years as a man than 100 years as a manlet
>>67461317
top kek
>>67461494
>UK
>"""""white"""""
>>67461504
how do I achieve this mode
>>67461280
https://youtu.be/s0QtdISwioc
>>67461544
Nothing but Breton blood in my veins
White
As
Fuck
BREIZH STRONK
>>67461555
lose half of your intestine.
>>67461578
>mfw macedonia has been home to so many people that i probably have slavic, thracian, illyrian and celtic blood
i am having identity issues
>>67461587
I dont get it
>>67461595
I identify as a HUMAN, you should too
Not sure if this was posted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx_h1Sfs-44
>>67461595
Yeah but maybe you're related to Alexander the Great
See the bright side m8
Also, mixed backgrounds are cool. If you do a little research on it it can be really interesting
>>67461620
They had to cut 12 inch of his intestines
http://www.mmafighting.com/2011/05/28/brock-lesnar-undergoes-colon-surgery-hopeful-of-january-2012-re
>>67461628
>tfw wanna do a 23andme test but too poor
heem me pls
>>67461625
>Angela Hill's voice
>>67461641
>tfw my parents and I took the test before they brought back health results
>tfw we got the health results for free when they updated
>mfw we saved $300
>>67461625
BUNDA GRANDE
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>>67461323
/heem/ became /HEMA/ for a bit, Overeem is a future champ and I can't think of much else at the moment. Oh, Conor is still posting shite on Twitter that people are eating up and the latest is Conor fighting Mayweather in a Boxing ring
Be careful has been kicking off a bit
>>67458328
DELETE THIS.
>>67461628
It means nothing though, everyone is related to someone at some point and if we go far back we can probably find a common ancestor for the majority of humanity, probably not a human anymore but yeah.
I can feel it in my veins the caveman smashing his dick against ape-like females shouting manically and eating a booger here and there, it's in my veins.
Also the puky kiss
>>67461811
Joe Rogan
>>67461832
I'll be in my flotation tank if anyone needs me
>>67461811
>It means nothing though
ofc it doesn't, it's just curiosity
>mfw i could heem Big Foot
Most babby chin of all time
Whats next for the Fighting Fedora?
>>67461859
A man without past is a man without future. Not knowing who your ancestors were can fuck you up in the same way as not knowing who your parents were.
>>67461949
If he just stands there and let us punch him, I honestly think about every here could heem him in 3 punches top
>>67461971
Come again?
>>67461666
>danashocked.webm
more like dana dabs
>>67461948
It's a tragic story really, his manager forced him to take on the "Al Capone" nickname
>>67462034
Check your inbox ;-)
>>67462048
??????????????????????
>>67461971
I guess, to some extent. But then again, it's one of those things that differs from person to person
Puppers
>>67462106
why did he kick the dog
>>67462106
thats the first time ive seen a bad lab
>>67462112
Ancient dog whispering technique
>>67462112
Cause he is alpha
>>67462114
everything is possible in the USA
>>67462106
is that your mayor?
How will you react when Bisbong heems Luke to win the MW title?
>>67462156
Luke beat the shit out of bisbong already
>>67462156
Greatest comeback story of all time t.b.h.
Goodnight heem
>>67462168
>beat the shit out of bisbong
he got the ''''win''' with a cheap sub
>>67462186
>Night
>5 PM
>>67462186
>The city of Herb Dean
>>67462186
Goodnight, sweat heems.
>>67462194
Cheap sub?
>>67462156
I'd be happy tbqhwy senpai
Kinda love The Cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-aB-cwZucA
>>67462239
He literally doesn't give a fuck.
>You are the biggest pussy I've ever seen, for sure
>Okay, Jon
>>67462106
haha its true, dogs hate brown people.
>>67461100
DELETE THIS
>>67461817
>gross toothless meth head lesbian forcefully kisses a woman on TV
>awww cute fun, shes just so happy she won!
>this is so cute and harmless, did we mention that?
>gay people rock! #progrssive
>man kisses his own wife on TV after winning something
>woah idk man, seems like he kind of forced her into it! Thats not ok!
>multiple talk shows discuss it: WAS IT RAPE? in bold letters plastered to the bottom of the screen
>#EndSpouseRape trends on twitter
>>67462449
>tfw no street puppers
>>67462239
>that quick stab at Amy "my uncle's a kike politician" Schumer at the end
And not a single fuck was given that day.
>>67462449
didnt know you were white
>>67462411
More like dogs hate demonic faggots. Some have a sense to detect evil people.
>>67462239
He's not even mememing though outlook on life
>>67462483
Really ?
>>67462497
Yes. There's a convicted sex offender living on my block and without even knowing who he was, my dog wouldn't stop barking and growling at him as he walked down our street, and my dog has never growled at ANYONE, even the nigger down the street.
>>67462483
true enough, I have a very calm 9 year old Golden Retriever who appears to like everyone but even he gets on edge when he sees this old turban guy that sometimes go jogging around where I live.
They say racial profiling isn't natural but even fucking dogs do it, lol.
>>67462217
any sub is a cheap move, stand and bang like a man not roll around like a coward
>>67462519
Sounds like a good dog, take care of him.
>>67462517
>>67462519
More likely it is smell related, some smell the dog didn't like or whatever.
>>67462483
nah dogs hate niggers and shit skin
>>67462483
I must be a good guy then.
>>67462558
Well yeah, it can be for a many of different reasons, but the coincidence is uncanny. Alpha males can't be in the same room as other alphas or their owners, but this guy has no dog(s) as far as I know.
>>67462562
So they've outlawed dogs in Peru I take it?
>>67462562
From 1 to 10, how hot are peruvian girls?
>>67462595
>Alpha males can't be in the same room as other alphas or their owners
Damn, didn't know that. So an alpha dog, whatever that means, can't be in the same room as the owner of another alpha dog ? What the actual fuck
>>67461504
Manlet detected
Anyone who thinks inborn traits aside from sex determine manhood are by default manlets.
>>67462548
Bro he beat the shit out of bisbong on the feet, what got bisbong on the ground was a fucking head kick.
>>67462562
You're not thinking about dogs those are bats, not to compare with cats ferocious hate for wrong spelling and rabbits left extreme attacks on conservative buildings.
What we should really be talking about is the rampant single parent problem with mooses the men barely take care of the young
>>67462621
Yeah, they're still animals in the end and natural instinct kicks in when they feel threatened, especially if there's a female dog involved, that's fighting time.
Alpha dogs are: "Dominance and alpha behavior are important concepts that every dog owner should comprehend. Dogs are animals, not human beings. They are pack animals by nature. Every pack has a leader, known as the alpha animal, who dominates and leads the other members of the pack."
>Ronda isn't literally perfect
Pls go Reddit
>>67462634
shut up
>>67462649
What was your first card?
>>67458540
Not really. Death from strangulation occurs after 2-4 minutes. Sure something unexpected could happen in a MMA fight but that's like saying someone could die from walking down a street.
>>67462647
>tfw you are a 183'er for Ronda.
>>67462641
I am interested in how dogs sense who the alpha male is, and how they sense who the owner of the alpha male is, that is intriguing. I am guessing there is a perfect logical explanation for that.
>>67462669
>Tfw I've been watching MMA since I was 6 years old and my dad had to rent them on VHS
>>67462680
Just google it, there's plenty of info out there.
I miss Jose so much senpai (ಥ﹏ಥ)
>>67462656
Eh it can still kill your fucking brain and considering how much damage they are already doing in the fight and then the entire JUST BLEED situation he could probably get some severe damage any second he keeps being choked, probably not more than he has already got honestly but you never know better not take any chances.
>>67462680
They lick the alpha on the mouth and they will let the alpha mount them, you can read up on that kind of stuff we can't look into the animals mind but we surely can look at what they do and their social behavior has been studied for some time
>>67462647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3H8HFx8FsU
Jones UFC 200 promo
>>67462655
I don't watch MMA
>>67462685
I think my cable started showing UFC from 180 or close to that.
>>67462735
Neither do I
>>67462709
>muh legkicks
>Aldo is going to chop Conor down
worst meme of 2015
>>67462680
There is absolutely no way I'm an alpha male and every dog I've met so far has liked me.
>>67462744
It wasn't an unreasonable prediction. Anybody who predicted a 13 second knockout is a bigger meme.
>>67462603
it depends in what part of Perú you are, but i will say is a 7/10.
The problem here is like is kind of a conservative country so is not so easy to pick up girls and more in the capital Lima.
Pic related is Stephanie Cayo a peruvian model
>>67462754
they don't like you they just don't fear you, ladyboy
>>67462763
Aldo is allergic to finishing fights, I remember the article they made before the Conor fight with his past opponents saying that they could barely walk because of the leg kicks and Aldo still didn't finish them. Conor is far too dangerous on the feet for Aldo and would have found his chin sooner or later.
>>67462800
Hindsight is 20/20
>>67457789
fuck off schuab
>>67462647
Ronda is one of the biggest pieces of shit in the sport today.
>>67462815
not really, I picked Conor by KO before the fight.
>apostatize from islam
>become anti-social psychopathic edgy atheist jerk with no instagram account.
>every single time I pass certain houses on my running route, dogs that don't bother other people go absolutely nuts as I run pass
ITS SCIENCE!
>>67462839
>running
enjoy your exploding knees
>>67462839
>Don't belong to any religion
>People still assume you're part of any fucking religion
>Give up trying to explain people that you don't belong to any religion and just tell them whatever fucking religion they tell me I'm not practicing
The amount of times I've been called a jew is crazy ridiculous, that should be a definite no like do people not realize what country we live in.
>>67457684
What's Bigfoot like IRL?
He seems like a mongo chongo tier retard in the ring but every time I see a pic of him outside the cage he seems like he'd be a nice dude IRL.
>>67462151
good one AmericaBro
>>67462151
kek
>>67462106
Someone got where this is from?
>>67463007
some guy bullshitting around about how he can make dogs suck his dick and whatnot
i think pets are overrated... though
Rate my dog heem
>>67463070
abomination that shouldn't exist/10
>>67463070
v cute
>>67463070
>black
>curly hair
>beady eyes
shitskin detected
Had a dream cyborg got fucked up in her debut. My dreams are shit at picks.
>>67463007
It's the dog whisperer dude. He's famous, does tours and shows about dog training.
>>67460339
HAHA HE DID THE FUNNY FACE AGAIN
>>67460306
let's not pretend like he had no chance on the feet. I think tumenov would have won the second and third round IF he could stop the takedowns. Gunni was just so much better on the ground.
>>67463049
>>67463175
found it I don't know if it's the right one but it's at least the right dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM
>>67460339
Werdum is like the one mexican kid in high school who is fucking hilarious but his english isn't great so he struggles getting through to everyone
>>67463070
3/10
>all these excuses from Rothwell
what a loser
>>67463201
cock
>>67463296
I was just thinking this. Not making any fans.
>>67463296
what did he say?
Also here he is with the dog licking his face https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlN6NsbWAQg that guy has some mad skills
>>67463426
what
>>67463358
He was just saying stuff like he was half of what he usually is and he was injured and the crowd wasn't on his side. But he went on for a good chunk of time trying to elaborate on them.
>>67462763
>Anybody who predicted a 13 second knockout
No one predicted this
>>67463507
it's not that bad
he is acknowledging his strengths and weaknesses, and explaining jds' form well. stop shilling
>>67463507
I never liked him anyways
>>67463503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHl8VFCoxyI
you cannot expect him to be gentle if you're not gentle
>>67463563
I didn't say it was bad. He had solid things to say but he seems to speak a little too long on a certain thing so it comes off as worse than it is.
>>67463617
okay. my bad, agreed. his reluctance to speak on people's performance and then say peds are rampant is poor form, despite it's truth
>McGregor's twitter feed.
>>67463728
>Gunnar The White Ape Nelson!!
r8 gunni's nickname lads
>>67463766
That's fucking retarded.
Mayweather could be half dead and he'd still outbox McGregor.
>>67463790
Conor has elite mewvment and tranes with Ido
>>67463790
I think you'd be surprised.
>>67462454
>man kisses his own wife on TV after winning something
Wait what ?
>>67463790
it would do better noombehs than Maywedder vs. Pacquiao 2 though, genoawadduh mean, yeh?
>>67463809
Mayweather would shoulder roll all those super telegraphed left hand meme shots
>>67463766
that lost against Nate, bring brain damage to conor
>Nate Diaz's twitter feed
>Sparring with Bloodsport
>Chilling and watching boxing
>#whitebelt
In all honestly did any of you think McGregor would take his first loss this badly?
>>67463766
It annoys the fuck out of me that the guy whose name is on the top is on the right
Randy Couture on MMA Hour first time in 2 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDBzc7c54EQ
>>67463880
He was horrible in victory, no way he was going to act well in defeat
>>67463880
His antics against the UFC for UFC 200 and the Mayweather nonsense made me lose all respect for him
>>67463941
>Literally so shook by Nate that he doesn't want to do pressers anymore despite admitting they were the best parts of the "fight game"
>>67463914
>I'm humble in victory as well as defeat
>>67463809
Nate honestly looked downright clumsy at times in that fight.
Why in any universe would your plan be to trade punch for punch with a slower than usual Nate Diaz?
>>67464001
He looked horrible in that first round
>>67464018
Hesitated to pump out the jab, kept backing up.
Nate Diaz was not himself in that first round and McGregor still gave him a couple of clinches and a transition to the ground that was leading to a fucking leglock.
>>67464060
The only way to beat a diaz is either to wrestle them or fuck their legs up but McGregor can't do either of those since his wrestling game isn't the best and he doesn't train Muay thai style kicks. Also he needs to stop training those capoeira meme kicks with the master of mewvement EEDO PORTAHL
>>67459613
Sage Northcutt before roids
Reminder that if you can't heem your dad you arent supposed to be born in the first place.
>>67462656
he could have aspirated on blood
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