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>swedish goaltending
>finnish anything
Leafs dynasty incoming
PULJU
>>67443487
>sportscentre
Fucking triggered reeeee
>>67444293
>american spelling
>laffs
COACHING CHANGES - FOR DISCUSSION
Old Baby - > MIN Wild
Scarface - > OTT Senators
Teams without a coach:
CAL
ANH
Available Coaches:
Dave Cameron
Randy Carlyle
Mike Yeo
Bob Hartley
>>67444406
old baby is fucked. nobody will win with those contracts running for another 10 years. scarface mite b cool he had success coaching young babbies before. didn't he leave switzerland because of personal reasons what was up with that?
bob hartley probably best known available coach but he's probably had too many chances at this point. might as well try hiring an unknown
>>67444502
>puju
>>67444514
I agree, old bb has 8 division titles in 9 years but the wild are beyond repair. Hes pretty old so he probably was just looking for the most money. Likely wont win another title or cup until he retires.
As for scarface, I dont know a lot about him so I ant say much. Id say Yeo is the best available but as a leafs fan I hope someone hires Carlyle to get the pick out of it and to tank another team.
>>67444573
FUCK
>>67444655
>I hope someone hires Carlyle to get the pick out of it
I really hate this rule
I guess I do know more about hartley than I do yeo so that might be why I like him better
>>67444655
you can stop hoping then
https://www.nhl.com/news/nhl-to-end-coach-and-executive-compensation-policy/c-791590
>>67444655
I could see Carlyle going to Calgary.
>“We are very pleased to have reached an agreement with Artturi Lehkonen. Artturi is a young forward who enjoyed success at a very young age playing in a highly competitive league in Sweden. He has shown a remarkable attitude since we selected him in the 2013 NHL Entry Draft. Over the past few years, his progression has been excellent, and he has gained valuable experience. We are proud to see him make the jump to another level, and we look forward to seeing him compete for a spot with our team at training camp in September,” said Bergevin.
>Lehkonen, 20, played 49 games with HC Frolunda in the Swedish Elite League in 2015-16, recording 33 points (16 goals, 17 assists). The 6’ and 174 lbs winger displayed a plus-6 differential and served 12 penalty minutes. In the playoffs, Lehkonen led the league in goals and registered 19 points in 16 games (11 goals, 8 assists), helping his team win the Swedish league championship. He also broke a team record for playoff points (19), a record set by Daniel Alfredsson in 2005.
>In two seasons with HC Frolunda, the Piikkio, Finland native registered 49 points in 86 games (24 goals, 25 assists). Lehkonen began his professional career in the Finnish Elite League at only 16 years of age. During the 2011-12 season, he also played for the TPS Turku junior team, leading his team in scoring with 54 points in 40 games (28 goals, 26 assists). He was also named the SM-liiga Rookie of the Year in 2012-13.
>>67444982
I can to, the Burke connection is pretty strong. Anaheim also had success with Carlyle in 2007 so we will see about there as well
>>67445022
Bust desu
>>67445055
You keep saying that but there's no evidence to support it.
>>67445080
him sucking dick is pretty good evidence
>>67445121
>started playing in Liiga at a younger age than Laine and Pulju
>led the entire SHL in playoff goals
>broke his team's record for playoff points
>>67444982
>carlyle style with calgary goaltending
how can they hope to win when their GAA is double the average
>>67445022
lel busta lehkonen
>>67445080
average manlet, he's made for habs
>>67445246
>6 feet tall
>manlet
Maybe in Africa/Sweden
>>67444647
Centers will ALWAYS go over wingers desu.
Wingers are the least important position in hockey.
You build a team with Centers and D-men. Wingers just become the icing on top.
>>67445319
hawks built with wingers(kane,Hossa,saad etc) and defensemen (keith,Seabrook,hjalmarsson). Seemed to work just fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z19bD3IP0ww
Fucking savage
>>67445384
>forgetting Toews
>>67445356
Bill is a prodigy, the amazing fast fat lazy man.
Once in a lifetime sight.
>>67445420
50-60 point centers aren't that hard to find.
>>67445303
5'11 is generous enough
>>67445420
I miss based Bill, he's a beauty.
How can something be so fast yet powered by burgers
>>67445488
log off binland
>>67445420
>toes
Who?
>>67445412
nobody cares faggot kill yourself
>>67444137
>LAFFS
AHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES
>>67445712
Laffs are in a better position than the habs desu
gary could you please post a youtube link for the tampa islels game?
>>67445765
This desu
>>67445788
It's not Bettman's stream and I WILL be reporting all ILLEGAL streams to Alan Horn and Guy Laurence PERSONALLY
>>67444406
>no Crawford
>>67445765
wisdom
>>67445712
>busta lehkonen
>>67445970
I'm sure Mike Keenan is available too
>>67444406
>no Dallas Eakin
>>67445765
>>67445989
wrong britbong
stupid finns assuming there's only one of us
WHEN I WAS
Game thred/jewtube strim pls
tampon - islels thread??
>>67446168
well its a pretty safe guess when half of your national team probly cant even skate backwards
>>67446260
>>67446260
>>67446260
bolts islels
>>67446253
How many Olympic gold medals does Finland have again?
>>67446419
101
QUESTION
If you are Canadian, have you been following the playoffs closely? If so what particular teams/series? I've only really watched games here and there but haven't committed to any team or series because none are really that interesting to me.
A FUCKING FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA
>>67444452
BINLAND COLOURS
HES COMING HOME LADS
Is there a single yellow/orange jersey that doesn't look fucking horrendous
>>67446201
good night sweet prince
A FUCKING FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA
>>67446792
binland btfo
Aho just keeps impressing me more and more every time I see him play. First time in a while I've been legitimately hyped going into the offseason
>>67446782
flyers alt jersey is goat
normal one is cool too
the orange ducks alt jersey was great aswell
>>67446939
Assuming Skinner continues returning to ROY form, a Skinner/Rask/Aho line would be legitimately scary.
Why do TOR faggots think Busthews is so good?
He literally played a season in a childrens league. That much became clear from how weak Switzerland is in IIHFs right now.
Then against the real men of Canada, the only thing he unironically managed was a giveaway that lead to a Canadian goal.
Then some lucky goals against
>belarus
He's a fucking joke tbph famalams. If I was a toronto fan i'd be mortified of the risk of drafting him.
>>67447172
I smell a dirty smelly mongolian behind this post
>>67446792
You went too far man not fun
>>67447214
Your nose does not betray you, but he is so unremarkable I can not believe how he is getting so hyped.
>>67447269
if laine could skate he would go #1 overall
>>67447303
Nevermind Laine, Busthews is just not very remarkable. While people are calling him "nearly McDavid level".
>>67447269
Laine is a 1 trick pony
>>67447337
dont listen to those people
he isnt even eichel level
>>67447340
Not even comparing them right now...
>>67447340
1 trick is more than no tricks
>>67447381
He outscored eichel on the National team
your a retarded faggot
Pulju is the best of the 3 desu
>>67447433
oh so mikelis redlihs is better than mcdavid?
nice logic
>I guess the >laffs gotta try and believe that they are getting a good player in the draft
Whatever rocks your boat
>>67447500
Really want Carolina to trade up for the Poo Jew desu
>>67447708
>not having a 4chan pass
lmao get a job you fucking neet faggot
>>67447657
Canes would have to compile a pretty nice package to get that. But considering the jackets GM is a finn he will most likely decline anything they offer.
>>67447708
>milkshakes not #1
lmao stay pleb
>>67447708
Storefronts is the worst one desu
>>67447708
>9000000001. Select all "X" and they disappear and a new one takes its place
these trigger me
I usually just give up on whatever I was going to post when I have to do this
>>67447790
this. also the ones that are "click until none appear" maddening
>>67447708
>sandwich not #1
Is coffee a food?
>>67447708
>>67447708
I like the statue ones
>>67447790
I had those but remembered auditoriums and deleted store fronts on accident in my revision. Definitely second worst, what a mess
>tfw comfy select all waterfalls captcha
>>67447708
>>67447744
While that may be true, if anyone can make a decent package, it's the Canes. Multiple 1st and 2nd round picks, and expendable talent like Murphy, Fleury, Pesce, or Saarela.
>>67448007
>implying the fence post is part of it
Enjoy your failed captcha binland
>>67447845
>>67447708
they are easy, because you just have to continue until you've selected all the rivers/signs/burgers etc. i thought it was a bug at first.
Why'd I fail? :((((((
>>67447867
>click for 2 minutes like an autist
>confirm
>try again
>>67448079
in captcha land it is, desu
>>67447880
old meme
>>67448231
Almost exactly one year old :^)
sup /hoc/
>Lucic not signed yet
>Sutter still being a cheeky cunt
>might lose Lewis
>no decent draft picks
>defensive depth a shit
>Gaborik and Brown are still on the roster
JUST FAMM MY SHIT UP FUCK
>>67448486
>kongs
>>67448375
pay your debts sand nigga
>>67448375
>greekeconomy.jpg
>>67448375
>>67448486
samefag
>Don't talk about me or my cabinet again!
Why even bother ever cheering for this shit team?
>eyeliners
>it was 1-0
>getting blown out on the verge of elimination
>>67447172
>a fucking white flag
>tfw we won't get to see honky in the finals
>>67448708
>oilers.png
>>67449228
delete this
>the Blues eliminated the Hawks
some people made some money
>>67444502
Should be
>buljujarvi
Why are the eyeliners so shit? They are literally shit unless Tavares does all the scoring
Islanders will win
As I see, all brackets by game 4 are 3-2, so the pot is raising.
>>67449402
Is Nielsen elite?
>>67449402
he's a bad captain
>>67447845
>click some random pictures quickly, then press confirm
>nothing happens
>do the same thing again
>images change and you get a normal task where pictures don't disappear
This works every time for me
>>67449489
or you could stop posting from your phone and use the non retard captcha
>>67449489
Or just press the fucking "give new captcha" button in bottom left, when its a shitty captcha
>>67449522
I'm not posting from my phone
>>67449544
>giving up
>>67449522
Wait, are the chose picture captchas only for phones?
My fucking laptop is with touchscreen"""""feature""""" and I only get these shitty mobile captchas. clicking them with the touchpad mouse is a fucking pain in the ass, and I cant be bothered to touche the damn screen.
>>67449616
>Wait, are the chose picture captchas only for phones?
No
>>67449575
>>67449616
then change your settings and go back to the word captchas
>>67449763
Word captchas are completely broken
>>67449402
shit coach
>eyeliners
Will he justify the hype, or is he just another pretty face from Finland?
>>67450251
the latter isn't really an option so he has to deliver
>>67450251
This whole Matthews vs Laine shit is stupid. They both will be good in the nhl.
>>67450319
BUT WHICH ONE WILL BE BETTER
>>67450319
thats the point senpai, finns r just protective over their new selanne
>>67450251
best 2nd overall since eichel
>>67450336
matthews will be on the leafs
he'll be considered the next mcdavid
In five years' time, who will be the best Finnish player in NHL? Will Laine and Pulju be better than any current skaters? Will they be as good as Selanne?
>>67450336
It depends entirely on a teams needs. Centers are a premium and needed much more than wingers. Laine might score more goals but if Matthews is a good 2 way center like he's projected to be that's more valuable. But like I said before it depends on the team. Either way Toronto and Winnipeg are getting some pretty good players who have potential to be top players in the league.
Does Laine not speak english, like puljujarvi
>>67450437
Laine, Pulju and Ristolainen
>>67450519
https://youtu.be/vIyk1JgyW4E
>>67450437
Barkov, Laine, Vatanen, Risto and Pulju
>>67450600
Laine will be better than barkov if you ask me.
>>67450437
Barkov Laine and Korpisalo
Which one are more delusional, laffs fans or finns?
Rip isles
>>67450638
As a laffs fan, I must say there are some pretty fucking delusional fans.
>>67450638
finns by a mile
jesus christ the eyeliners are getting fucking destroyed
>>67450638
finns arent that delusional, our media just hypes up busts like barkov to casual hockey fans
>>67450638
Binns
>>67450638
finns easily
not a laffs fan btw
>>67450638
>laffs
>>67450638
Based on our tabloid media: Finns
>>67450638
it'll be a great hoc rivalry come next season
>>67450660
Poor mans Laine on the right
>>67450696
>>67450737
is it really the media? do you have any examples
>>67450638
Laffs fans have been humbled by being terrible for a long stretch of time.
They have a shred of delusional hope for the future but its not extreme.
Finns are one of the few countries who takes the IIHF and 10 year old pee wee hockey seriously and actually believe it makes them a great hockey country.
Have to say, Finns.
>>67450638
laffs
>>67450792
>Laffs fans have been humbled by being terrible for a long stretch of time.
oh man, you clearly don't read some leafs fans' opinions often
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=1956947
>>67450789
most sports reporters here are massive homers
usually they just cherry pick stats or some shit to make finns looks gud
happens every year with our prospects
>>67450841
>hf boards
Well no shit only retards go there
>>67450871
you act like hoc is any better on average
>>67450841
that was the Babcock hype, it quickly died.
There will also be the Memthews hype that will quickly die in this upcoming season.
I'm not saying they aren't delusional at all, but Finns tend to take delusion to the extreme.
>>67450898
/hoc/ is worse for shit posting and trolling but people tend to know hockey at a decent competency.
>>67444137
>thread circle jerk over a team that intentionally tanked
cuck.
>checked the scores
>4-0
>memelanders
>Florida Barkovs lost to this team
>>67450898
you act like /hoc/ is honest on average
>>67450911
>Babcock hype
What exactly was this? I don't think anyone seriously thought the leafs would be any good this year. Quite the contrary.
He's a top 3 coach in the league but he can't do anything with an AHL lineup.
>>67450936
you could say the same for hf really, but shit opinions are harder to filter there I guess
>>67450962
If Patrick Kane converted to center he would be better than Toes because USA is number 1, this is objectively correct and you know it.
>>67450973
when Toronto first signed him a few casuals went nuts and thought that was going to instantly turn their AHL players into Niklas Lidstrom.
Of course that didn't happen and they realized oh wait this team still needs players to go with the coaching.
>>67451038
Babcock is a great coach but he's not a magician.
>doubting the bird
>>67450778
Poor man's pulju on the right
listening tampa fans try to start chant is sad.
>>67451105
trying to start a chant here would be the same as trying to start a chant for someone pistol whipping a blind kid
>>67451156
huh?
>>67451105
This. Might as well mute and put on some good finnish music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg
>>67451105
sunbelt "fans" are an embarrassment to the league tbqh
>>67451188
praise tengri
more like byelanders lol
>>67451211
when are we going to get some real passion in the playoffs canada?
>>67451223
All makt åt Tengil, vår befriare
>year-to-year improvement
>already far superior to the rags
>this isn't even our final form
see ya later aligator
>>67451233
pongs shorks wouldnt be too bad
>>67451292
>a
>fucking
>car
>>67451318
>mad
>at a car
>>67451188
holy shit this was good. thank you sweden.
>>67451339
>mazda
What a plastic fan you are
>>67451156
>Pistol-whipping should not be confused with butt-stroking
>>67451371
he's never even been to a game lel
good series ny
>>67451371
cars of all races are accepted
JUST
>>67451404
No they're not nigger
>>67451412
happy for him. Finally gets to coach team that doesn't have chokers and can win stanlee's cup
>>67451412
god that stinky bean on the left
>>67450946
Seriously. I watched the game where we went 2-5 against the Kitties in sunrise. What the hell happened to THAT team
>>67451437
that's why they lost
need at least one car per round
>>67451412
ducks fans ladies and gentlemen
>>67451490
they lost both games in which there was a car in the arena
>>67451502
>keklanders
there's your (You)
>>67451077
tfw not blues fan but want them to win now that my team is out
>>67451353
no problemo
>>67451412
I SURE DO LOVE BURRITOS AND EL DUCKOS HOCKEY HOMBRE
SAY MY NAME
>>67451524
well maybe they needed 2 since it's the 2nd round
>>67451573
>they make it to the SCF and there is only room for 250 people because of all the cars
>>67451566
remember when he pooped his pants on the ice
>>67451563
how do they even get into hockey?? shouldn't they only care about football and apehoop?
>>67451596
but the money they'll make
>mfw the Bolts advance before anyone else AGAIN
>>67451599
hes been pooping on other teams ever since
>>67451597
(You)
>>67451637
>play Detroit and NYI
Wow it's fucking nothing
>>67451641
>less than 800K viewers per game
your shitty team might as well not exist poopy pants
>>67451641
>yfw Bishop drew that
>>67451716
kek
>>67451716
>that shit streak
and probably "used" it later
>>67451691
Dont talk to me or my sunbelt teams ever again
who can stop >us
Please no meme answers like the Penguins or Capitals
>>67451848
Both teams desu. You were gifted 2 meme opponents in Detroit and New York. Be thankful the seeding structure is broken beyond repair.
>>67451881
I said no meme answers, canacuck
>a fucking car crash
>>67451881
So was Pittsburgh.
>The old and broken Rangers with a fading goaltender
>The team that's guaranteed to get no further than Round 2
Pittsburgh will still win the series against Tampa, but they've had it easy as well.
The two best remaining teams are the Poos and Penguins.
Any other STAN LEE match up would be inferior.
is /hoc/ patrician enough to accept this truth?
>inb4 stinky smelly beaners
>>67451848
either east team
any west team but dalass
Is there a single team which triggers Canadians more than the Lightning? Wew, you guys are salty.
>>67451944
Washington is way better than the wings and islanders. Even the rangers are better than both these teams.
Its a fact that the bolts were on the babby side of the bracket.
>>67451989
>mfw most of your teams fans are canadians
>mfw you're probably canadian
>bolts/sharks stanley cup
>>67452039
Here we go again
I am 25 years old. I have never in my life seen one of your pathetic """teams""" win the cup
>>67452039
>mfw Canada is so shitty people would rather live in Tampon Gay than there
>>67452039
Half >finnish, Half German, born and raised in Palm Harbor, FL
Sharks will win the cup desu
pick one
http://www.strawpoll.me/10164686
http://www.strawpoll.me/10164686
http://www.strawpoll.me/10164686
>>67452068
>having more than one team
wow what a casual. check out this piece of shit LMAO
>>67452039
Lived in FL since I was 12, never been to Canada in my life. Your jealousy is almost as delicious as a pub sub
>>67452136
Modano was only 20 points behind Robitaille
>>67452102
the red headed bitch
>>67452151
TRANSPLANTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is there an update on this?
>>67452102
The negro on the right
is oilers gonna draft a defenseman
Bottom row, second from left, the blonde
Post YFW Canada burns to the ground
>>67452198
>failers
>>67452102
Sorry not a fan of STDs
Speaking of sandwich-based-shitposting, what's the latest on the bopper?
>>67452199
>>67452102
Or the red lady, top right
>>67452215
I heard he was found dead in his cell a few months ago
>>67452215
He's now the bopped
>>67452215
He's making license plates eating gruel.
Aryan brotherhood wouldn't take him, now he's just somebody's bitch
>>67452171
Florida is my home. Don't regret moving out of VA for a fucking second. Fuck those hicks.
Wheres that pongs poster that was going to go to the lightning game with me? m8 you have to come down now this is an opportunity for some serious irl memeing
>all these lgbtning fans tripping over eachother to damage control
Talk about insecurity lelmao
>>67452215
>call in a fake threat when you live 1000s of miles away
>4 years in prison
I hit some guy as I was drunk driving and only got 2 years probation
BOPPED
>>67452265
as long as you actually adopt our way of life and dont act like one of those fucking northerners going 5mph in the left lane with red sox stickers on their cars
Who watching Iron Giant on CBC here?
>>67452313
DUI masterrace.
The only honorable "crime"
Although hitting someone is absolutely shameful
>>67452323
Dude I was 12 years old when I moved to Sarasota. FL is my home. I went to USF.
>>67452326
Don't they have playoff hockey to be showing?
>>67452361
>tfw guaranteed top 25 this year
fuck temple that should have been us
>>67452313
The best part is that he essentially told on himself. He posted the threat on /b/ and when everyone responded with "you should probably not post that, faggot" he called the cops and tried to act like he had no idea who posted. If he didn't do that, it likely would have just disappeared and he'd be a free man right now.
That and the fact his criminal defense was essentially 4chan's tagline.
>>67452361
NO WAY DUDE
you didn't watch sports before 12?
>Ben Bishop has 4 shutouts when on the verge of closing out a series
what an absolute fucking madman
>>67452361
>tfw literally stormed the field at the Temple game
>>67452102
based emma
>>67452102
>one
Only faggots pick one
>>67452442
>I was next in line but the horse cop rode up
FUCCCCK
>>67452102
Of the the white ladies, who has the best butt?
>>67452481
beta as fuck
>>67452429
He's gonna get robbed of the Vezina
>>67452508
nig i wasnt going to get arrested when i had less than a year left of school
>>67452313
>driving drunk
Neck yourself you stupid shit
>>67452510
by who? once holtmeme and his stupid team get exposed murray is the only contender and as good as he is im not sure id say hes been better than bishop
>>67452536
you are either a pussy and lying about being next in line or you are a gigantic pussy and you are the first person to say OH SHIT I'M SCARED and you stopped. you're basically the fag that slams on his brakes when the light turns yellow
beta
as
fuck
>>67452557
Jesus Christ you're fucking stupid. The playoffs have nothing to do with who wins the vezina and the candidates were already released.
Pens "fans" everyone.
>>67452569
Watch out lads we got ourselves a tough guy here
>>67452569
the cop on the horse literally stopped right in front of us you faggot
>>67452597
which is why im saying bishop should win it. he basically carried the bolts to the playoffs and now hes keeping them in the race. im confused as to who the anon i replied to think will win it
>>67452613
sure thing beta boy. I bet nobody next to you kept going since it was way too scary
>>67452613
you went to usf its not like your degree even matters
>>67452537
>le driving drunk is bad
You probably live in a huge city with a subway, fuck off
>>67452569
why even post?
>>67452638
they didnt
>>67452658
kek are you the ucf faggot that got so assblasted last thread?
>>67452676
>being scum of the earth
If there was any justice you'd wrap your faggot ass around a tree and do the world a huge favor.
>>67452694
How big is the city you live in?
Fuck off faggot.
>>67452658
My degree matters more than yours fagboy
>>67452686
Haha no I went to a good school. Most people don't live live Florida and I don't debate between shitty state schools
>whats better being paralyzed or blind and deaf
>>67452676
I live in Montana, fuck off with your excuses
>>67452686
YEAH BUT DUDE LIKE I LITERALLY ALMOST FUCKING HAD THAT AWESOME EXPERIENCE
then this horse showed up and I got scared. so basically we're the same person that night was so cool man
>>67452718
holy shit this guy is an english major. quick what's your job, starbucks, school teacher or insurance salesman?
>>67452749
>haha why didnt you just get arrested when the cop is looking at you telling you not to jump XD
retard alert.
>>67452613
were you in the student section?
After I jumped on the field I even came back to help people back up the wall, then they just told us all to walk out.
>>67452769
yeah keep bragging about that thing you ALMOST did. nobody cares beta
>>67452749
>getting arrested is cool!
This website is 18+
>>67452775
i was toward the mid-top of the left side
So how shitty are the kitties that they LOST to a team that got steamrolled by the bolts?
>>67452718
Ahahahahahah look at those classes. Top SJW right here
>>67452785
i never was bragging you fucking idiot.
>>67452797
I don't understand it desu. I watched the Kitties go 5-2 on us in Sunrise - it was filthy. Was it just playoffs nerves?
>>67452718
This is bait right? Music? Women and Crime? Cultural Studies and Pop?
>>67452718
this makes me feel better about doing psych and econ. it may not be the hardest stuff but at least its real math and science
/hoc/ without euros. Great posts everyone
>>67452820
YEAH MAN I WAS THERE
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WAS COOL AND ALL
LITERALLY THE MODS SHOWED UP AND DIDN'T LET ME BE COOL I'M SO BUMMED HOMIE
I stormed the court and got "arrested" when I was in school too man and I got on ESPN for it. nothing happens afterwards. you're just a pussy and I honestly do feel bad that you were right there on the grasp of having a cool experience in your life that you would never forget, and then chickened out.
ITT: we post players that will captain their national teams for the next decade
>>67452860
Playing the Mongol/Asian card Firnland?
>>67452866
>hahah you chickened out because that cop would literally be able to reach out and grab you as you jumped over
was this the high school visit night or something or are you actually this stupid?
>>67452718
Hahahaha
>>67452866
Not him but will you shut the fuck up and go away if we call you cool and call him a pussy? Is that the validation you're looking for?
>>67452869
>next decade
Pavs is 31 you know this right?
>mfw I used to work at the USF Library as a tutor during my undergrad and saw Lexplorer pushing around the janitor cart talking with the other overweight janitors
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>>67452833
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>>67452766
how.gnu/ru?
>>67452718
You gotta be shitting me with this lmao
>>67452895
>his game
>dependent on speed or strength, or subject to regression with age
>>67452718
Hahahahaha
What the fuck dude, you serious? With love, proper education system.
Btw, are you a fatty or even worse, the ultimate woman repellant, a balding person?
>>67452904
>one guy has posted it a few times the last few months so its an epic meme now
no its just you being a retard that thinks he's cool
>>67452734
I bet you're a real fucking square
mfw that degree picture is just what some bitch on my facebook posted now i use it to troll 4chan
>>67452869
It'll be Parise until Eichel develops. >implying Memethews
>all this newblood
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>Jew York Eyeliners
Tavares should be ashamed.
>>67452969
fuckin' rekt
>>67452954
Pavelski has earned it this year, the guy has been the most clutch player in the nhl and taken a team known for choking into an actual contender
>>67452969
>of corse
>corse
Gotta love rednecks
>>67452969
That's probably twice as much pepperoni as the normal pizza. Fucking cunt
>>67452994
>most clutch player
How?
Yeah he's always been underrated and shit but Parise is like exactly how you'd picture Captain America to be, even if he doesn't have the most point totals.
>>67452949
>>67452965
yeah guys everyone is new and mad at that picture. USF is a legitimately smart school that earning a degree from is honorable
Puljujarvi will bust 100% certain
>>67452995
There's literally nothing wrong with being a redneck
Plus that girl is wearing tumblr trigger glasses and complains about pepperoni dicks. Toronto misplant more like
>>67452969
>Winnipeg confirmed the finnish state
>>67453044
Fuck off redneck. Go back to playing spin the bottle with your relatives.
>>67453037
Nobody cares about your undergrad in business management from whatever faggot Florida school you come from.
Being a douchebag is what's going to keep your ass from a job, not the initials of your college.
Fucking faggot, probably 20 years old
>>67453067
Terrible insult, might as well have also called me cletus and asked for upvotes.
Who goes to the ducks?
>>67453070
>whatever faggot Florida school
nobody smart goes to school in Florida. keep projecting, you still haven't told me your job captain starbucks
>>67453067
A redneck bitch would have gobbled that pizza faster than trudeau empties a bowl and taken a selfie of every slice of pizza with pepperonidicks filling her mouth.
Guessing it's a progressive toronto slag. "If you eat the pizza, patriarchy wins"
>>67453029
Goals, especially game winning goals. He's always scoring or in the middle of scoring plays when it matters most. He doesn't take dumb penalties. He's good on faceoffs, and strong on even, PP, PK, 4 on 4 and 3 on 3. He even plays defense on the sharks PP, granted there's not much to defend but he's a solid 2 way forward who's good at center or the wing. One of the most versatile forwards in the league
>>67453125
I'm not that guy dumbfuck. Kill yourself you fucking loser.
why are Canadians not as good as Americans at hockey?
>>67453166
so what's your job? You told me I'm not going to get a job because I told you you're stupid. Please tell me your job.
how is mathews and stamkos supposed to work together?
>>67453188
The better question is why is canadas so cuck their talent goes to win cups for america
>>67453188
Nice rapist dubs.
Bad post though.
>>67453208
they wont because stamkos doesnt want to ruin his career
>>67453194
My job title is "Foreign Trade Specialist"
Now fuck off literally nobody cares about your fucking undergrad degree in business management you stupid piece of shit.
>>67453208
What u mean
>>67453208
The other is top and other is bottom. The famous canadian sandwich
>>67453188
blatantly untrue famalam
>>67453188
Syrup diet makes you soft, makes you elect literal cucks as PM
>>67453228
>2 guys who should both be 1c
>nylander who can also play center
>>67453235
Looks at the facts a Canadian is never been in the Stanley cup in 25 years
>>67453223
>He doesn't work for himself
lmao
Americans are per capita better than Canadians at hockey.
Sure Canadians have Crosby but they have tons of fucking plugs.
I bet if you averaged out the PPG for both countries America would win.
>>67453223
you keep projecting about what my degree is with no reason. It is strange that people from bad schools are so insecure about their schools that they have to fight everyone who makes fun of them to prove it isn't shit.
By the way your boss calls you a specialist since you're not important enough to be a manager and the PC police thinks just calling you a trader is against the rules since you earn more than the younger kid that sits next to you.
>>67453257
K, go back to shitposting about your undergrad degree, hoc really fucking cares dude
>>67453260
Crossy is American he plays for the Penguins
>>67453272
I'm not even that guy you fucking pile of shit. Nobody cares about which school you're getting your business management degree you stupid fuck. Seriously nobody fucking cares. Fuck off. Don't reply.
>>67453274
Not that guy at all. But I took both my Florida degrees sold my first startup a few years ago and I'm selling my second now. Stay mad.
>>67453281
But he's Canadian m8. He just plays for america.
>>67453240
>implying the POTUS won't be an actual cuck come November
dob geg
>>67453297
>your business management degree
you keep saying that. I hope you get over your insecurities. good luck in life
>>67453299
I live in Minnesota, I could give a fuck less about your degree from Florida and the latest app you made.
>>67453299
Me too but mine is worth more than yours
>>67453315
>Could give a fuck less
You mean couldn't? Enjoy your Black Lives Matter takeover you degenerate fuck.
>>67453312
Here, I'll get the last word in.
>>67453327
First one I undersold because I needed the capital. Second one I will retire on so I don't know friendo :~)
>>67453304
I don't understand
>>67453338
>I was proved wrong so I'll say "respond to this and you're more wronger than me"
>>67453335
Looks like that Florida education is really paying off.
Seriously, nobody wants to hear about your fucking undergrad nobody.
>Floridian trying to shittalk a Minnesotan
We're all having a giggle m7
>>67453346
Same but I couldve retired on the first one. The second was for fun.
>>67453350
>I can't stop responding to this guy
>trust me, hoc wants to hear about how my sophomore year in college is going
>/Florida education general/
Lmao do they even have schools in Florida?
>>67453348
He was born and raised in Canada his citizenship is Canadian.
Today the bolts won the 2nd round and Tampa native nuckledu got 2nd at dreamhack austin in street fighter 5
Not a bad day for Tampa sports tbo
>>67453366
Yeah can't you tell? They need to tell /hoc/ all about it.
>>67453358
I'm not really sure what to do once everything is finalized. I have a feeling I'll just travel for a while and eventually start working out of boredom. How was it for you?
>>67453351
>Pedosota
>Letting BLM shut down your cities
>>67453370
Then why does he play for an Americans team.
Anyway is Canada embarrassed that they have no teams in the cup?
>>67453364
I could pretty much guarantee I'm older than you. you went to what like the 6th best state school in Florida? All those rejection letters must have been brutal.
You still aren't making an argument and I'm sorry you hate your job
>>67453387
>>67453358
And what did you two do?
>>67453390
I'm not even from Florida dumbfuck. I live half the country away.
Nobody fucking cares how your college went. Stop replying to me.
>>67453387
I got drunk a lot and then I traveled a lot. I was already rich from my parents. Just get a job that works part time and don't play videogames like a faggot
>>67453410
reply
>>67453260
Americans except for for a few exceptions are grocery sticks.
Dustin brown is the prototypical American hockey player
>>67453390
Its the 2nd best research school in the state and one of the best medical in the country since they partnered with the best hospital in FL
Isn't Florida a Cuban colony?
>it's a Florida acting like a bunch of cunts thread
Is Florida the Ontario of the USA?
>>67453441
>the best hospital in FL
I bet all they do is treat overdoses and gunshot wounds desu.
>>67453388
Because Canada is a nation of cucks. All their talent comes to play for us because we have better team support and more press coverage and more pay.
>>67453454
We are all not like these cucks I promise you
>>67453454
The two guys arguing aren't from Florida
>>67453477
Hedman dubs of truth.
>>67453470
you've posted about boars head sandwiches before like theyre not a nationwide brand. you are all this shit you are basically utah bragging about having mcdonald's
>>67453491
There's more to publix than just the meat. The bread is all made in house too. I've been to a standalone boars head place and it tasted like shit compared to publix
>>67453402
lmao dat silence
>>67453466
well in the last 20 years the big reason is that the expansion teams were the worst and got the best draft picks of our generation. Buttman's plan worked, the NHL is the definition of parity now. The difference between the best and worst teams is smaller than most people realize, 1 player (the right player) has the ability to turn a franchise around if handled correctly. And I'm not saying by himself, but there's a ripple effect to adding elite talent to your roster
>>67453507
yeah subway makes their own bread too. I've been to publix many times before and its just like every other deli in the world
>boars head meat
>fresh bread
>good cheese
>fresh veggies
congrats your grocery store has a deli you only like it because everything else in Florida is in a fucking strip mall and your state hasn't realized that strip malls are shit
>>67453491
Wrong guy, I'm not the guy who posted that ;)
>>67453519
Why does buttman hate Canada? I thought we were friends
>>67453441
>Florida
>a state known for good medical schools
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
california, new york, maryland, missouri, north carolina, illinois, Massachusetts, washington, texas, new Hampshire, Pennsylvania, michigan, wisconsin, Minnesota, Connecticut, ohio, alabama, Rhode Island, colorado, oregon, virginia, Georgia, and Tennessee all have higher ranked schools than the best school in florida
>>67453514
I don't know about the other guy but I sold two medical startups.
>irrelevant shitty parts of the country obsess over shitty supermarket
its literally just a supermarket
>>67453538
He doesnt hate canada, he just really wanted hockey to succeed in the south
>tfw our thing is publix
Jersey Mike's is better anyways.
>>67453544
Names? What did they do? You sold em shouldn't matter
>>67453540
UF and USF are both objectivity some of the best medicine and especially research schools in the country.
>>67453566
we have those too and they're disgusting compared to publix
>>67446681
Sharks/preds series has been very entertaining
>>67453544
I don't reply to faggots I dont waste my time line that.
>>67453573
Both are built on database structuring. The second one was developed around an assignment algorithm we built in house which had a substantially increased valuation.
>>67453582
The best Florida school is ranked #40.
Florida is not known for medicine. The top 5 states known for medical schools are probably Massachusetts, california, new york, michigan, and north carolina.
>>67453582
it is objectively the 63rd best medical school in the country. just stop florida.
>>67453609
Holy shit UCF is the 168th best school in the country. That place has made some strides in the last decade.
>>67453633
USF is irrelevant so....I'm a Nole but UF has a fantastic medical program over there
>>67453598
Sounds like you didn't do shit
>>67453665
UF is the best school in Florida at things that matter. they just have too many retard programs so everyone knows how many retards they have
>>67453665
Uf is #40. Good for sure, but fantastic is a stretch. Even Alabama is ranked higher.
>>67453689
>things that matter
>ranked best party school
fuck off Chad
>>67453665
The only thing FSU has going for it is the name and the football team. Realistically USF is a superior academic school in terms of real world areas. I declined FSU so I could go someplace that does real world research. The state even gives USF more money to perform research than FSU. 2bh it doesn't matter unless you're doing graduate study, otherwise it's all the same.
>>67453598
must have been a successful business
>>67453714
its consistently top 50. they take hundreds of thousands of dollars from tens of thousands of retards that just want to drink and then they spend that money on the few people that want to do smart things.
>>67453601
What did you sell for?
One lump check?
Is it all programming stuff than?
>>67444406
>Available Coaches
Not posting this fine Canadian.
>craps force game seven
>lose on home ice
>>67453763
Dont forget all the cleatchasing whoooers that go just to be fucked by daquan
>>67453120
Teemu
>>67453748
>USF
>""""""""superior""""""""
>Kek
>>67453784
What a piece of shit
>>67444406
Hartley is gonna replace Therrien when the Habs fire his ass
Redpill me on Bruce Boudreau
>mfw I ruined another thread
>>67453854
Nice, you should keep it up and make sure to include a picture of your cunnyfu with each post
Blues or Stars? I'm not a fan of either but what does /hoc/ think?
>>67453835
Well he wins wherever he goes, not cups unfortunately, but he's a perennial 1st place division finisher in the regular season anyways.
>>67453873
I didn't even try I just made a few posts and everyone went crazy for pver an hour
>>67454001
Roster babby desu
Minnesota sucks dick and will be a first round exit until parise and suter decline and at that point they will be a lottery team for a decade
>rags
>>67454045
Minnesota has high level talent. Maybe no elite players any longer except Suter and possibly Dubnyk but Parise is a 30+ goal scorer when healthy, Pominville touches 30.
Vanek is a lost cause tho, they got trolled bad there.
There isn't a comparable team but I'd say they will always be nipping at the heels of playoffs for at least the next 3 years, maybe 4.
But come 2020 the wheels completely fall off for sure.
>>67454117
>Minnesota has high level talent
>>67454137
They don't have elite players but they are 4 lines and 3 pairings deep. That's high level talent.
>>67453774
Sorry senpai was away. The majority was a cash deal as well as a small portion of shares in the company that acquired mine.
>>67454152
So was it programming stuff then that you did by yourself?
How much did you get? 500k?
>trading your best player and captain for an unprofessional french manlet
>rags
so /hoc/ if you were a draft eligible players for next years draft wouldn't it be in your interest to suck for the 2017 season a little bit just enough to fall to the late 1st round so you can go to an elite team?
why don't more Matthews and Laines of the hockey world do this?
only reason i can see is if you are a higher pick you might get a higher paid ELC but I don't know if that's true or not
>>67453223
So are you going to broker the Stammer to laffs deal?
>>67454117
Suter is literally the only good player they have now and even he isn't good enough to carry the team.
Wild are in one of the worst positions out of all the teams in the league
>>67454175
There is a lot more that goes into a startup than programming. My first one had a team of 11 and I sold that for a shade under $3 million. My second had a team of 57 and I sold that for a bit over $85 million and a good bit of stock.
>>67454219
Not at all that's fucking retarded.
When that Tunsil guy fell from 3 to 13 in the NFL draft it cost him 13 million dollars.
Sorry, rather have money than be some 4rd liner getting 11 minutes a game
>>67454254
The nfl and the NHL are widely different in terms of ELCs
>>67454219
You do get a better ELC but you also risk falling to the second and being drafted by the same teams you were avoiding. Also, teams will fall over themselves to give a top 10 pick chances to make the NHL but the lower you drop the fewer shits people give about you
>>67454233
Yes they are but they have the players right now to keep the boat afloat another 3 years.
They won't go full Vancouver yet.
>>67454227
No, mainly trucks full of automobile parts and clothing.
>>67454272
So how much money difference is there between 1st and 25th pick?
Still not worth it at all
>>67454290
Wild are in a worse position than Vancouver tbqh
>>67454186
>only used him for a year before forcing him into retirement
>rags
>fall to 25th
>edmonton trades back into the first round and drafts you
>now have shitty ELC, shitty team and will probably have to spend an extra year in junior when you could have went 7th overall and only had one of those things
>>67454334
They will be, not currently though
>>67454318
I'd wager 150k per year.
>>67454417
considering the first pick will play in the nhl and the 25th won't, youre off by about a million
>>67454400
They aren't a worse team now, but are in a worse position with all that money tied up in declining players for a fucking DECADE.
Canucks will be the worst team in the league next year tho
>>67454458
I'm trying to think which team will be worse than the canucks and honestly can't name one. Columbus?
>>67454457
I think you're misunderstanding the entire discussion
>>67454219
yeah I'd love to go to an aging team with no cap space and no future like the kings just because they have a late draft pick next year
>>67454484
>cbj
>with pulju
>bad
'no'
>>67454490
I think your post is shit and I would do anything not to be drafted by a Canadian team so I wouldn't have to play for retarded fans like you.
>>67454484
Rangers will be soon. They mortgaged their future and have nothing to show for it. They're stuck with underperforming players on big contracts.
>>67454509
Please m8 pulju will be good but that team is pretty shit. I think it hinges on if Bob is healthy or not. If he's injured they are fucked.
>>67454527
They're probably gonna be a wild card team next year, and then just miss playoffs a few years. This season was the last of their window tbqh, they're fucked now
>>67454524
Try to be madder
>>67454524
Take a breather man. Everything will be fine I promise.
>>67451566
WOLOLOLO!
>>67444427
LELMAO
>>67454572
I'm worried Tampa is going to turn into them. Just make the ECF a bunch of never win a cup before their core collapses from the salary cap.
>>67454661
I personally think they will be fucked when bishop walks.
>>67454661
that'll happen if they resign stamkos
>>67454686
Bishop is a whole different level but I feel comfortable with gudlevskis and Vasilevskiy
Reminder that the Leafs replaced their all white male panel on Leafs Lunch for a woman.
>>67454692
I hope Stamkos walks and they use the money to resign Kuch/Hedman/Bishop to whatever degree they can afford them.
Why does Canada make everyone so upset?
>>67454836
Others feel inadequate over our greatness. Haters gonna hate.
>>67454836
Why does Florida make Canada so upset?
>>67453963
Blues lad
>>67454733
Leafs lunch was pretty based. Now it sucks.
Will the Bolts beat the Pens in the ECF?
>>67455029
No way
>>67444137
name a better sports show than TSN OverDrive
>you can't
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