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Fuck. Fuck. Shit. Whatever. And then someone memes.
>Islels
>Shittsburgh
>mfw sunbelt "fans" try to discuss sports they've never played near me
last number in this post is how many goals bill is gonna score tonight
nth for Leafs dynasty
>>67419411
Mad at sun
>rags
Have we talked about this?
>lundshit
>>67419518
>easbergs
Who the fuck cares nerd
>>67419587
t. shitty on the sticks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IpdcG8a5Qk
Malkin = Pittsburgh Penguins
whole tampa team = Tampa Gay lightning
lmao better get prepared you tampa bay faggots.
>>67419452
>Bill will never get another hattrick
>>67419587
Truly the saltiest of all Finns
>>67419197
>goaltenTing
>>67419690
what a fucking shitty meme
>>67419197
I like how this pic says goaltenting
Is Gary streaming the game tonight?
>>67419734
It;s not Bettman's stream you newfag redditurd. Either way I
ll be reporting it so suck on that
>>67419792
>he does it for free
>>67419411
>>67419651
Good hockey post
>>67420043
>his team doesn't have qt ice grils
>>67420090
>he only has the same 5 pictures
>>67419792
What the hell are you so salty about?
get the fuck out
>>67420090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaCcB30Zc2Q
>rags
all of the Blues goals today seemed really lazy, and lack luster
>>67420608
that doesn't behave at all like a lightsaber this is stupid
>>67420146
>>67420178
>mad
>at ice girls
>>67420608
Franzen would beat Kessel in a lightsaber fight any day tbf
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFAKxtnw-Qf/?taken-by=jfranzen93
>>67420666
You're stupid
bing count?
>>67420837
BING ONE
Who /nervous/ here?
These fucking games have been too close.
>>67420932
Nope.
It's going to be a bloodbath. Just like the >rags elimination day
>>67420932
af. the dick-riding has been so bad, i can smell the jinx all around me
>>67420932
Pens lose the series
>>67420932
I'm more worried about the next round against the Lightning
>>67420932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMBx4qY2Rsg
>>67420932
I'm nervous the Capishits are going to chimp out
It was a good run boys
Lets go Caps!
>>67420932
Capitols will choke as usual.
Nothing to worry about
>>67421140
>Capitols
>>67421185
>>67421048
>chimping out at based Kimmo
Fucking classless. I hope he has a career ending injury and his kid comes out retarted
>>67421310
>chimping out at kimmo
did you even watch the whole video? the flyers cried that a glove was pushed lmao they literally could not handle the bantz
>>67421074
>best team in hockey
kek
KEK
>>67420932
Gonna give myself a heart attack senpai
horsies in 3 minutes guys
>>67421441
>defending a sociopath
Crosby should have just skated to his bench and let it go like a normal human being.
What should I do:
1) go to Arby's
2) make cheese ravioli and spaghet sauce
pls respond
Also I'm making dinner for my mom so take that into account
>>67421310
Would you say that it's more classless than throwing memorial cancer bracelets at injured players?
>CRYERS
>>67421661
Why did the caps have to wait to choke? Couldn't they have just lost in the first so we would get the best series in hockey 2.
>>67421715
ravioli lad
>>67421715
>arbys
Why the fuck do people eat there
>>67421854
>>67421854
>>67421854
Penguins vs Capitals gamethread
>>67421864
There's a scene in Saving Silverman where they eat Arby's and it's very erotica and so Arby's sort of sexually arouses me now
>>67421893
you stupid fucking kike what did I tell you about using @
>get ready to meme
I hate you twice as much now. its not going to start for an hour either
>>67421893
did you really make it this early just to make sure you got to use an offtopic picture
>6am games
why did bettman think this was a good idea
>>67422013
Blade Runner discussion is a long standing tradition for this series
>>67422031
gotta grow the game in china
>>67422068
makes sense, this year's playoffs dropped 61% in viewers
GOOOOOOOOOOOSE
/hoc/ just won the Kentucky Derby
The only thing nyquil will ever win this year
GOOSE IS LOOSE
>>67422222
>>67422338
>>67422366
What? Are you watching a rerun of the game from yesterday or something?
>>67422387
uncultured darkie
>>67422387
A horse named Nyquist won the Kentucky Derby
>>67422222
Witnessed
Tony X the solution to the NHL's ratings problems. This shit lit yo
>>67422100
Isn't that just Canada?
>>67422419
Thanks for the none meme answer. I knew about the horse, but had no idea about the race
>>67422487
yes. talk about a bunch of casuals
>>67422487
sure, but a majority of their views come from us
with teams like blues/stars/preds/isles in the playoffs, you can't really expect too many american viewers to be tuning in
>>67422571
I wonder what the actual total number is.
>>67422571
damn, my 4chum extension is fucking up on me
>the loosest goose this season was a horse
>>67422571
>majority of their views come from us
canada is down 61% to about 2.5M viewers which means there will be more people watching in the US this year. its not much of a majority gordo and this year its a minority.
CBC was losing money on the flyers series lmao
>>67422786
That was a great series too, how casual do you have to be to skip that?
>>67422786
What are the numbers in the US for this year?
>CBC losing money
Rogers too. And that's good.
So if the caps get eliminated tonight will they just fold the franchise?
>>67422839
http://www.sportsvideo.org/2016/05/06/ratings-roundup-nfl-draft-up-on-espn-nfl-network-leicesters-cinderella-story-drives-ratings-for-nbcsn/
hit ctrl+f and search for NHL
Also has Canadian ratings
>>67422862
>lightning/islanders less than 1M
TOP KEK. thanks for the link I had only found the stats for one series so far.
>>67422862
Well, of course normies would love Pens/Caps.
NHL's been forcing "muh rivalry" down American throats since forever.
Blues/Hawks was a really good series too. Probably the only series I managed to catch at least a small portion of each game.
>mad at others getting attention
>>67422902
Out of all the games I streamed the Blues vs Hawks elimination game got the highest numbers. It was steadily rising until the end of the game, I had over 80 people watching. I could tell everyone was getting ready to descend on /hoc/ and shitpost at the end of it.
However, other series have struggled on NBC networks. Tuesday’s Lightning/Islanders Game 3 had 873,000 viewers, down 50% from Blackhawks/Wild last year (1.8M) and down 42% from Bruins/Canadiens in 2014 (1.5M). Stars/Blues Game 3 had 837,000 later in the night; there was no comparable year-ago window. On USA Network, Game 3 of Ducks/Predators had 470,000 viewers — down 14% from Ducks/Flames last year (545K) and down 67% from Blackhakws/Wild on CNBC in 2014 (1.4M).
ABSOLUTELY EMBARASSING
invisible tripwire
>>67423144
Even as a Tampa fan I can admit it's the least interesting series at this point.
>>67423144
It shows what I've been saying all along. The scheduling is retarded. The games should not overlap and they should not spill out onto other networks. This does a poor job of retaining viewers. Some idiots come in the threads saying they can't find the games on their cable system, then are shocked to find it's on CNBC or USA.
>>67423204
Blame Stamkos. Wonder if he'll be back to play against the Pens.
>>67423240
>having 3 games overlap and happening at the same time
Literally what the fuck?
>>67423240
>It shows what I've been saying all along
>let me say it again just to be sure I'm being as annoying as possible
>>67423250
He won't be back before the final if at all.
>>67423144
also
the draft lottery (not even the actual draft) had more people watching it in canada than the highest rating of a first round game of all time in a country that is ten times bigger than canada
>GROW THE GAME
>>67423271
It's relevant to the discussion, also I elaborated on it.
>>67423204
definitely not, theyve been getting pretty good
>>67423204
not even caps vs pens it that interesting. everyone hyped it out to be muh ovechkin vs crosby matchup but so far crosby has done literally nothing all series while ovechkin is once again dragged down by his team choking
anybody want to actually talk about the game in here since the gamethread is now faggots acting like its /hoc/?
>>67424384
>getting your feelings hurt in a game thread
>>67424384
>shittspurge peeingbins
>>67424494
>people talking about the olympics
>people talking about minnesota
>people talking about detroit
>people talking about the flyers
>people talking about canada
>people talking about mother's day
and then there's a few posts about the game and the teams actually in the game
>>67424572
It's typical for these threads. Have you been around for the last few of them? They were worse. The OP pic is Blade Runner for a reason.
>>67424609
because he's one of the faggots that aren't even watching the game? thats why I figured I'd post here now or I'll go to one of the chatrooms
>>67424609
no I was at the last 2 and no I'm not the guy that followed those girls.
>tfw your cities minor league team wins their trophy for the third time in a row
>>67424952
I bet you didn't even go
>>67424997
It's probably that autist that was bragging about his season tickets lel
>>67424952
Literally nobody cares
>>67424997
The fuck are even talking about. It's the only fucking team to watch around this shithole.
I shit you not Pierre just called Matt Murray the next Brodeur
>>67425260
>team performance-enhancing-vodka saving 3 spots for comrades available after stanley cup 2nd round
Ovetchkin, Kucherov, and who else?
>>67425321
its probably ovi/malkin depending who wins, kucherov, and tarasenko
>>67420146
>>67422571
all the playoffs are on NBCSN or some shit which none of the bars here get
>>67425398
t. never been in a bar
>>67425260
Does Murray even attempt to play the puck
>>67425299
Scary
>>67425398
Either your place is really poor or nobody there likes hockey. Every bar I've ever been to here has it.
>>67425445
doesn't he have an assist this series?
>it's a refpuck episode
>>67421864
They have the meats.
>>67425500
this series has been like this, call fucking everything the first 2 periods and nothing in the third
>>67422571
The blues actually have like the 4th highest viewership in the NHL
That penguins frustration, hahhahaha
GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU HOLTBY
I WANT TO WIN
>>67422571
Blues and Isles get good numbers. Preds I thought did well too.
Dallas really doesn't care
>>67425500
>get stick literally caught in players skate
>"wahhh they shouldn't call that obvious and undeniable tripping thats refpuck the refs need to refpuck in our favor and never call penalties against us"
>pengwhines
>>67425626
you're trying very hard to force that tonight
>Flames looking to pick up Carlyle
Hahahahahhahahahahaha
>>67425740
he must be a lot cheaper than boudreau
>>67425670
Yeah it's just me >>67425104
I jumped across the border and back during the game just for a meme.
No way it could be different people doing the same thing.
No way.
>>67425766
it was just an observation. no need to get so worked up about something so small
Thoughts?
>it's a knights absolute assblast the opposition episode
tkachuk hatty tbH
>>67425880
I guess he does look like a kiddie diddler
>>67425882
I wish the Blues could get him
>>67425806
it was just an observation. no need to get worked up about some meme so small
>>67425880
>mild
The pedosota mild are going to be pissed when they realize the baby they just bought is actually a grown man
>>67425880
Now the mild will at least get to game 7 before they lose in the first round
I'd hate to be a Sens fan. That organization is cheap as fuck.
>>67425984
old baby btfo
>>67425882
is he making fun of matthews with that hat?
>>67425984
>>67424952
>tfw you realize more than one person from pensacola posts on /hoc/
>>67426217
>one's an annoying autist
>the other's an annoying autist that posts frogs
>>67426277
are you usually this mad over nothing?
>>67426277
>mad
>at memes
that caps fan glass banger that keeps standing up to bang on the glass is really starting to piss me off
lmao london's cast doing their season send off after going up 2-0 in the series assuming they won't be calling another game
I mean they're probably right but still
>>67426653
I remember they did that in the Windsor series in '09 expecting a Game 6.
lmao that hit him in the chest he dove
ovi is the laziest sack of shit on the PP. he just stands in his fucking spot and can't be bothered to make a play on the boards and gives up a 2on1
gotta love how doc emrick always mentions the hershey bears because its his favorite place and team in the world. thanks for keeping me posted doc
>IceDogs owner Bill Burke and Knights governor Trevor Whiffen got into a confrontation in the arena bowels after the game.
>>67427148
Please tell me there's video
>>67427148
give them both NHL teams right now
>>67427148
>caring this much about teenage hockey
wew
>that OHHH
Did the caps fans think it was somehow going to come from behind the net and magically go in the front?
>>67427230
>giving the caps life back in the series
I would be worried
>>67427262
what?
>>67427289
what?
>pittsburgh cucks unironically think they could sweep
>shitsburgh
>>67427324
>cuck
>game 6 is tuesday
id like to see who ever does the scheduling for this get curbstomped
>>67427383
>C͏͏U͏͏C͏͏K
>>67427396
you are just a fucking madman tbhfam
We'll be alright lads. That was a big time meme game, some shitty calls early on but I expected it.
>>67427396
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Should I just an hero and try to take Melnyk with me?
shorks/perds >>67427249
>>67427514
You would be doing God's work
>>67427392
>Another day of simultaneous intermission games on Monday
Thanks NHL schedulers/Bettman
>>67427542
Maybe the advertisers want them concurrent. There's no other reason that it should happen.
>tfw an instagram whore posts pictures of her house/apartment and kid and the inside of her residence barely has any furniture and there's nothing on the walls and the child is severely disabled
>>67427621
She needs you anon
>>67427621
nice, is she cute?
>>67427621
thats what viper's girlfriend's apartment looks like too. I don't see you feeling bad for him
>>67427728
More like a sperm worm rather than cute
I'm not even going to watch this next game lads. Started watching battle of the nations when I woke up then had hockey then a horse race then more hockey. I think I'm going to go outside or something
>>67427904
I try but it's impossible to watch hockey right after the pongs lose.
>>67427972
Has the opposite effect for me. Makes me love hockey even more.
>>67427972
Yeah that's like masturbating after having sex.
>>67427972
I'm with you man
>>67428080
Wait, that's not normal?
>>67428041
I bet you take it in the ass, bitch.
Was in Alaska the last three days. What'd I miss friends?
>hurr durr laine scored 2 goals against belarus hes better than mathews
>mathews does literally the same thing against the mighty belarus
why are finnish people so mentally ill?
>>67429568
DESU they're both Eichel-tier players and going to be incredible in the NHL regardless so I don't know why people give a fuck.
why can't crosby produce for shit now?
>>67429568
Finns are mentally handicapped.
>>67429608
this 2bh, shame about pulju getting murdered by keklumbus tho
>>67429910
He's a meme player anyways
>>67429923
Still no one with his skill should be forced to labor under tortellini in that flat barren wasteland
So Bruce Boudreau's daughter just re tweeted this
>Breaking: Eugene Melnyk announces he'll replace Golden Palace Eggrolls with dirty fucking No Name Eggrolls next season. No sauce
>>67429997
snes are a fucking joke
>>67429997
TOP
FUCKING
LEL
>>67429910
Columbus is about at the point of contending. They have a good coach, good forwards, good defense, and shit goaltending.
>>67430168
Why do people believe this meme? They have a terrible coach, middling forwards, goon defence and shit goaltending. Remember when everyone thought they'd make the playoffs and then went 0-8? Jackets are shit
>>67430286
Are they more shit than Ottawa is?
>>67430340
No, snes are slightly less shit than them
>>67430286
>cup winning coach with a great record
>Atkinson, Jenner, Poopoopeepee, Saad, Hartnell, Jones, Dubinsky, Foligno
This team is boner fuel, but bobrovsky is too shit to keep up with any team in the NHL
>>67430576
shut the fuck up retard
>>67430654
WEEEEEW ME IN CHARGE OF GETTING THE BLOWN THE EVER LOVING FUCK OUT
>>67430576
>this delusion
kek
Mad SNES fan here.
I hope we can at least get Yeo. Fucking moronic Melnyk couldn't just pay for Boudreau when Ottawa was allegedly his main choice.
He better spend more when he gets his arena, I swear.
>a car
>>67431129
He's such an awful owner. Interferes and is cheap. If he starts harbouring paedophiles as employees he's fully Harold Ballard 2.0
I may become the next /sp/ manager and I'm looking for memes to recruit. I heard you have some good ones. Show me.
>>67431311
It is ironic too, because he basically saved the franchise when he bought them in the mid-2000s.
Now, some of his businesses went south so he has gone full jew.
I don't know why he can't just find a partner to share ownership of the Sens, so they can spend more.
>>67431418
this seems like a trap to steal our memes
>>67431129
>money is not an issue we will get the best coach
>b-but 2.75 million is too much. offer him 1.5
>we are tired of constant coaching changes. we want a long stable coach who has previous success
>4 years is too long for a coach
The biggest dumpster fire organization
>Dale Tallon promoted/moved/fired/the fuck if I know to president of hockey ops
I have insomnia can someone explain to my tired brain what's going on
>>67431445
I assure you it's not, if I become coach I'll be making a lot of cuts so I need freshly dank memes that will excite /sp/. /hoc/ currently has 0 memes on the team and /hoc/ posters swear they are excellent. Show me bby, /sp/ needs you.
>>67431418
Just make the entire lineup the Leicester team. Player by player.
>>67431514
our memes are so good that it is hard to trust unknown tripfags with them. we've had too many incidents of our memes being stolen before. i can guarantee you /hoc/ has the best memes on /sp/ but theyre simply too dank to just post them for anyone who asks
>>67431451
i guess actually getting to the playoffs is an improvement for canadian teams
>>67431548
I CAN GUARANTEE IT
>>67430168
Jesus Christ were you able to type this with a straight face?
>>67431548
I only picked up the trip because I was told I had to in order to throw my name in the running. The way you wrote this sounds like the "/hoc/ memes are good" is a meme in itself though
What should my new trip be?
I like all things Minnesota, the players and especially the Wild, EXCEPT for the Gophers, I'm a Sioux fan.
I also love high test and memes
>>67431617
You should fuck off and die
>>67431600
just include some clip art animals and youll have the majority of good /hoc/ memes
>>67431539
fuck off you divegrass beta cunt
>>67431600
fuck off you stupid fag you are filtered. you will never be dragon and nobody likes you.
if you are actually so casual to need to come to a thread and ask for memes then you do not deserve to manage the spartans and I will do everything in my power to make sure a dumb nigger like you loses
>>67431711
>if you are actually so casual to need to come to a thread and ask for memes then you do not deserve to manage the spartans
This 2bh. All you have to do is lurk more.
>>67431711
Go to sleep dragonfag, we need a new identity. No more old stale cucks turning the seat of power into musical chairs. I will make /sp/ great again and I will drag you kicking and screaming with me.
>>67431600
YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE AND OFFER UP MEMES ON A VIRTUAL DIVEGRASS TEAM
YOU BRING HEADS OF DEAD FAILURE MANAGERS
YOU INSULT MY SPORT
NO I THINK IT IS YOU THAT NEEDS TO CHOOSE HIS WORDS WISELY
THIS IS /HOC/
>>67431740
look dude you have zero (0) players on the team. have you ever had one? I'm lurking this general anyway but I figured I'd try and make it easy. There are like 10 memes that are getting cut is all.
>>67431736
and I bet you're a pimply faggot that doesn't even think we should have 2 stars and wasn't even here the last time we won.
>>67431740
WE ARE WITH YOU SIRE
>goonsville
Barrett Jackman is pure concentrated shit.
I get the whole goon and pest shit but he's someone that I could see as being just a fuck head off the ice too
t. Wildpedo
>>67431783
yeah you newfag we've had a fuck ton but wouldn't know it. /hoc/ was the only general for a long time and you niggers came along and ruined it by making everything a general
bill kessel for a long time was our representative, he was basically MESSI MESSI MESSI so you should go with either that or >rags because historically those are the 2 biggest. some people will tell you to use publix but publix is only a meme because of lexplorer and uses tripfags for players is against the rules.
why do we want to be included in your failure divegrass team? I already have one failure team that i support
polaks gonna get suspended lmao
>>67431818
>mad
>at a fucking sandwich
>248 posts
>15 unique posters
>>67431418
Nasty Hombre
>>67431839
how is me pointing out that lexplorer started it me being mad? you're all so stupid
>>67431852
>so mad at sandwiches you start calling people names
might want to take a break from 4chan for a few hours
>>67431854
this is from 8gag if youre trying to make this it
