6:15 PM CDT Verizon Center, Washington, District of Columbia
Pittsburgh
48-26-8, 2nd Metropolitan
Washington
56-18-8, 1st Metropolitan
Penguins up 3-1
Get ready to meme
>craps
>Crapitols
19 bings?
I wonder if they removed the left circle if Ovechkin would get lost
If there really are hockey gods the caps will lose and ovi will stay in russia and ted leonsis will sell the team to vegas
>we deserve the cup because we tanked twice and only started going to games in 2009
Pongs fans are so charming.
>>67422075
> caps fans
> rocking the red during the 98 finals
NYQUIST PREVAILS
>>67422229
What are you memeing about?
>>67422302
Animal abuse
>>67422302
Horse.
>>67422075
I never really understood these types of arguments. If a team sucks, and chances are that if you go to a game, they're going to lose, why go? I mean, I guess for the atmosphere, or to be a part of an event. But outside of that, I don't really get why you would. The best way to judge weather or not a fan base could be considered, "bandwagon," is by looking at the popularity and relative, you could say, "health," of the team in it's local market. You know, television contracts, ratings, etc. The Pens have been pretty strong, relative to the rest of the league's teams and their respective cities, for awhile now. Since Lemieux came back in like '02, I think.
>Tfw having 3-1 anxiety attacks
Please win
Are you there streambro
>>67422389
>>67422469
game starts in 1 hour 15mins?
>>67422509
Timezones confuse me
>>67422405
>tfw having 2011 and 2014 flashbacks
I don't think it's going to happen this time. I mean, I just have a feeling like it's actually going to be our year, bro. I'm still scared as fuck, but at the same time, I'm remaining cautiously optimistic.
>>67422520
me too thats why i have eastern time timezone website bookmarked
>>67422509
game starts in 15 minutes i think
This --> >>67422547
I'm gonna take a powernap before the game starts. Wake me up if I miss anything.
>>67422547
Oh right they have fucking EDT in summer and EST in winter
KYS AMERICA
>>67422546
Why not just slap the time as an alternative clock into taskbar clock?
>yuros have to stay up until six in the morning to watch hackey
kek
>>67422706
2wizardry4me
>>67422711
>fairweather shitskin amerifat doesn't even show his dedication by sacrificing sleep to hockeygods
>game is on in 2 minutes
>glue derby is still on
Fucking reeeee
>>67422885
>game is on in 2 minutes
>still no stream
fucking reeeeeee
>>67422389
> The Pens have been pretty strong, relative to the rest of the league's teams
I guess almost moving to another city is a good thing?
>7:15 they said
they lied
stream where
Hand me all your Finnish >(You)s please
>craps
Doc and Pierre, but no Edzo obviously
>>67422938
first time watching nbc?
>>67422958
NORPPA! <3
>not watching the glorius vlc stream
>>67422958
Here is a finnish (you) for you, pulju style
>>67423009
its on tv silly
>>67423024
Thank you fåm :3
BILL HAT TRICK INCOMING
why are they called the capitals if all the letters on their logo are lowercase?
>tfw bill scores the goal that ends the caps franchise
If NBC still has glue-sports on just use
http://cbcsportshd1-f.akamaihd.net/i/cbcsports_2@31187/index_2500_av-p.m3u8
stream?
REEEEEE
boycotting eat n park from now on
>>67423134
really makes you think. why are two canadian teams basically named "the canadians" couldn't they think of anything else?
>>67423176
If you weren't already i feel bad for your internal organs desu
>>67423148
>If NBC still has glue-sports on
the game won't start until NBC is ready because NHL is that fucked, so it doesn't matter which stream you provide for that purpose
>>67423148
thanks m8
Well, that was a fucking shitty anthem performance.
Who were those dudes anyway?
>it's a Pens win da cup episode
>>67422526
We've won without malkin, we've won without maata, and we've won without letang. This is it Bros, we've fucking got this.
>>67423200
game just started I hope nbc has it on
>>67423200
>because NHL is that fucked
have you ever watched another sport or do you just like to complain? other sports will sit around and wait to start just so one in a different state can finish first
Kind reminder that you can't worry the Murray
>craps d decides to do diving training in middle of game
>>67423235
they don't wait for a different sport to finish though
especially one that finished half an hour prior and was just dicking around for twenty minutes
Washington can't seal the deal
Happy craps elimination day everyone
Don't forget to call your mom tomorrow
Whoever wins this series is just gonna get blown out by the islanders
>>67423343
>not living with your mom
free pp
I see they're going to call absolutely everything a penalty again
>PONGS
>>67423348
but tampa bay will win that series
ENDLICH!!!!!!!!!!
Oh look he actually did something
lol he did the thing from the spot
Lmfao is this a joke? Ref puck incoming.
scar
>powerplay is effective when you win the initial draw
thanks pierre truly insightful
OVIE
V
I
E
Fuck
Ovi
BIG O
wow another completely fucking refpuck call leads to a craps goal. i see it's gonna be one of those games.
>>67422469
I woke up late today, suffering from bad insomnia so felt too rough to set up a stream. Tomorrow I'll have my own capture card so I can do a better job anyway, so I think I'll wait that out before I do more.
>le PP one timer man
>le stand on the left point and shoot puck man
you'd think after 10 years people would know how to stop ovi
>le meme shot guy
i cant wait to see him crying when the craps lose tonight
>these announcers
why the fuck are they yelling like retards
so uncomfy
>>67423431
era penal
>>67423414
Somebody needs to gas him already
uhh you really can't do that
Fuck Letang.
Good hit backstrom.
>>67423458
biased towards the craps
>>67423454
BOOTY
O
O
T
Y
>>67423454
Honestly they should just put one guy to get in his face then kill the penulty with three guys. That shit is so predictable
>we're so ass smashed we're just gonna try and cripple letang
real classy organization
>>67423458
You need to watch CBC instead. NBC commentary is meme commentary.
Time for a shit tier penguins hockey PP
>>67423520
>Nicky
>Capable of violence
If it were just about anyone else, you might have a point.
>>67423520
That wasn't even a hard hit you baby
>muh skate
barry trotz looks like a gorilla
CBC commentary is actually pretty comfy
Yeah, they let out some truly retarded shit out of their mouths occasionally, but they're clear, understandable and pretty levelheaded.
Don't have to reach for volume every now and then like with murikan announcers.
>what does his hand do
hehehehe
>not letting Richards fight Malkin
Fuck off refs
thanks for breaking his helmet so the first powerplay gets to stay out there dumbass
>>67421854
Why are the Caps playing dirty when they're ahead?
SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THANKS WILSON
Why does that vlc stream crap out after 10 seconds every time?
BILL
We got a barn burner boys
Scarrrrrr
SSSSCCCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRR
>loltby
what a loser
Finally.
Sccccaaaaaarrrrr
>HO1TBY
Penguins finally fucking score a PP goal this series Jesus christ
SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
That sick headlock on Crosby is going to win him points if the third round is decided by judges' decision.
>>67423526
yep Im switching
NBC guy is grating as fuck
>le stand on the left and shoot man
holy FUCK get it outta there
>craps swinging lumber after whistle
Typical shitbag organization led by the biggest cunt of them all.
I honestly feel like I'm watching a russian team
>>67423711
lol
>>67423705
Fuck off kraut
>>67423705
>Mike ‘Doc’ Emrick,
>Pierre McGuire
I don't blame you at all lol
>capitals in charge of clearing their zone
Holy shit they're shook
>tfw want Slick Rick and Williams to do well
>but I rate the Pens
Fuck
>>67423768
hans is right tho
Jesus Christ that shift by hags and then Crosby line was fucking incredible.
Wow pens fans fucking whine a lot, christ
>>67423749
most of the team is russian, not surprising that they play dirty
>>67423705
well why do you think we say SCARR when somebody scores?
Who /Mothers Day/ here?
Ovenchicken robbed by Bonino
Does Crosby believe in god?
>>67423814
Fuck I need to go buy a card
>Caps
>Defense
Pick one and just one
>>67423797
>pengwhines
>>67423843
probably
>>67423843
Does Cod believe in Grosby?
>>67423843
Oh, I'm sure he has enough selfesteem to be god
>>67423793
No he isn't
Pierre sucks dick but Doc is a legend
What are the chances they make a dog joke about Beagle?
>>67423909
legendarily grating
>>67423865
It is truly remarkable that a decade into Ovi's career, the Caps STILL can't assemble a great defense or get a number one guy in any regard.
>>67423909
>hating on based meme man
>>67423647
It's either your connection or your version of VLC. Try using http://hlsplayer.net/ to play it in your browser instead.
>>67423883
Phoneposting faggot
>>67423810
They have three russians, four if you count galiev, but okay
You ever watch hockey bro?
>>67423909
emrick is fucking horrible
>>67423938
yeah but they're just one team. its more amazing that every single team in Canada has been even worse for even longer
>>67423843
>implying that Crosby is God incarnate
>>67423938
That's what happens when you use the first overall on a winger instead of a center or d man.
>>67423865
>>67423938
Caps were top 5 in GAA this year with good possession stats but okay. And it wasn't just Holtby, Holtby wasn't great for stretches this season.
Man so many semen slurpers in this thread who don't follow the sport
>>67423957
>orlov
>kuznetsov
>burakovsky
>ovi
you fucking retard
>>67423937
>>67423964
Take a hike faggots
>>67423909
>unironically liking emrick
emrick sounds like he should do basketball
doesn't have a good hockey voice
>yfw ovi will never win a cup
>>67424021
>>67423957
youre insufferable
>>67423984
Only a caps fan would think getting past the second round makes you a worse team
>>67423909
Doc is to hockey as Al Michaels is to football. They're both the best in their respective sports.
How old is Phil Kessel?
He looks like a 50 year old man
>>67424035
Burakovsky is a swede dipshit
So is it legal to choke or punch your opponent in Hockey?
I thought fighting was a five minute penalty.
>>67424036
t. doc's great great grandson
>>67424035
burakovsky is a swedish national born in switzerland
>>67424059
Isn't he a serious boozer?
>>67424066
Depends on who is doing it.
Nats fan checking in
If DC goes 0-2 today I'll...do something that would be a detriment to my health
>>67423938
I just feel bad for Ovi
he carries the craps all season long by BTFO all tenders
but whenever it's time to man up the D's play Edmonton-tier-level
>Ovi's face when he thinks about his career
>>67424101
filtered
>>67424059
with three kids and drives a honda odyssey.
>>67424079
austria*
>>67424101
Go away
>>67424101
You were going to drink regardless.
fuck Pierre
>>67424101
... and filtered
>>67423943
I'm a Red Wings fan, so I hate basically everything that isn't Fox Sports Detroit, but I especially hate this cunt. There was a game vs the Flyers that he was calling and he sounded like he was about to cum every time the Flyers scored or got a power play. Wouldn't shut up about them, every now and then he'd say one thing about Detroit then it would be Flyers Flyers Flyers.
>>67423814
>>67423847
>flowers
>card
why are you guys so unimaginative
>>67424139
it's not like there's anything nice to say about detoilet
>ref in the way YET AGAIN
>play completely dies
MOVE YOU FUCKING SHIT DICK
>>67424124
Yeah, but I wasn't planning to blackout tonight
wonder how many the pens need to be up by before the caps start going full chimp mode
>>67424139
The NBC guy?
You'd think he's being paid to suck the Caps' dicks.
>>67424007
i guess, but in all fairness you'd have to be legitimately insane not to pick ovi in that draft. no one knew malkin would be THAT good, and all the defense in the first round that year sucked ass. ironically the caps did pick up the best d man in the first round that year, mike green.
>>67424021
regular season =/= playoffs retard. if orpik of all players is in your top-4, guess what, it's not so deep.
>>67424062
that explains why hes such a useless faggot
>>67424139
Flyers are more relevant than Detoilet, sorry bud.
>>67424161
Refs exist to ruin the game for both sides. Nothing else.
>>67424153
All your mother wanted was for you to be a doctor
>>67424171
nbc is owned by comcast who also owns the flyers
>>67424153
I'm making ravioli right now too.
I plan on planting a garden with her tomorrow.
What are you going to get your mom, egg drop soup?
>>67424158
A lot more than you can say about the battery throwing drunken degenerate shithole of Philthy. You can tell their fans have nothing to live for, they show up to 1pm threads already drunk.
>>67424175
They're both first round exits, but you're welcome to your moronic opinion.
>>67424195
No wonder he was sucking the fliers' dicks. The fliers need it.
Watching the ref kill plays kills me
>>67424170
>muh Canadian-born 'superstar'
Grow up.
>>67424204
Detroit is a fucking shithole and you guys suck dick. You're not even half as good as Minnesota at producing talent.
>>67424153
>Not buying your mother an antique russian music egg
Way to go
>>67424106
Historically their D has been pretty soft in the Ovi era. The Alzner-Carlson pairing is fine, but look who they had beyond that. Poti, Green, et all. Soft as fuck. Then they went to far the other way in getting toughness with Orpik who is legitimately terrible.
>$500k per year spent on sticks for each team
>that random fucking strangle/headlock that wasn't called
ebin
>>67424215
Aren't refs supposed to avoid being in the middle of plays? They blocked more shots in the first minute than players did.
>>67424219
>muh 50 pp goal guy
0 cups
>>67424228
Fuck off pedo, just stay away from the peewee hockey games with your buddy Pierre
>>67424185
damn
>>67424231
spa day with momma is GOAT
>>67424257
I'm not a caps fan, dingus.
>>67424266
do we have any proof that Kippers is a grill?
honestly ive played so much of the nhl games that mike emricks commentary just kinda all blurs together for me
>>67424249
The Caps are going to get some sick bonus points if this goes to Judge's decision after the third round.
>>67424270
are you sure?
>>67424288
An old vocaroo!
>>67424266
>not giving your mom a full massage instead
>paying $100 so she can be groped by strangers when you could massage her instead
>>67424153
I'm smoking a tri tip for mine
>>67424288
I've seen her ass
Why no old man battle???
lmao, keep sucking dick backstrom, great fan there
>>67424307
post it
I remember she made like 10 3-4 years ago, don't have them saved though
>>67424303
Absolutely.
Caps of whiff
>all that ovi interference on rust
HOLY FUCK THE REFPUCK TODAY. REFS REALLY WANT THE CRAPS TO WIN.
How big do you think Yoshi's cock is?
>>67424185
top posting
>>67424288
he's an attention whore, so close enough
>>67424256
the keywords in this post are "supposed to"
I'm pretty sure there's a rule that basically absolves them from responsibility (the ref is "in play"). Same shit in baseball, terrible
REFPUCK
>>67424292
What do you think of this?
TOO MUCH MAN
>>67424288
a blurry camshot of a nice looking ass, i think kippers is a dude tbqh
DARUDE
>>67424333
dont have it on this ordenador
THEY'RE GONNA CALL THAT? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE REFPUCK TONIGHT.
>DUDUDUDUDUUDEDEDEDEDEDEDEHHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDU
carlson is playing like dogshit today desu
>>67424353
how much did you spend on packs?
>>67424308
Dude, we don't want to hear about your forays into incest.
>sandstorm
>>67424383
>(You)
that looked like a pretty clean change, nice refpuck
>>67424234
so much this.
in regular season you can BTFO teams offensively all day since a loss doesn't matter that much
but in ploffs you need some stellar defense
>>67424395
All natural dude
The Caps are getting so outplayed physically I forgot they were on powerplay, FUCK
>>67424351
They really just gotta dump on field refs and go to video enforcement.
>>67424406
I was always under the impression that Canadians understood hockey.
Not your teams of course, but I thought Canadians as people understood hockey.
lmao craps can't even handle the puck
>poopeetals
jesus ovi, what the fuck was that?
>>67424410
thats pretty dope then. what kinda reactions do you get online?
>olympics in brazil with the zika virus
you better be ready for a real fuckin happening
That sick missed swing by the Capital who was wide open is going to cost them some points with the Russian judges.
>>67424418
That's never happening
>>67424444
oh shit quads confirm
rubio was right
>>67422024
fucking kek
who /ohlfinal/ during intermission here?
CHERRY TIME
>>67424370
there's more proof than just a pic
>>67424434
>peeingbins
>>67424444
I live up north, it doesn't matter.
>>67424444
nice
