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>you will never score a hat trick on free hat night
>>67394492
>tfw you will never be a cocky hotshot hockey player that scores a hattrick with the game winning goal in game 7 of the Stanley Cup on home ice and get rained with hats
>>67394537
I wonder how many hats were thrown at Gretzky during his career
>>67394353
WHAT A FUCKING NOSE ON THIS BITCH
>>67394537
>you will never snatch every motherfucker birthday
tfw the good guys will win the cup this year
yfw stars win the cup
>>67394569
Looks like nignose to me. Also her lips look like butthole lmao
![pekka-rinne-hockey-headshot-photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fsvpi9K.jpg "pekka-rinne-hockey-headshot-photo[1]")
Can he do it, can he finally break the stereotype?
my dog likes you anon
>>67394585
Why would you spend money on those?
God tattoos are straight degeneracy and I'm not even /pol/
>>67394537
crosby scored the GW goal on a hat trick in Game 7 to beat the capitals in 2009. too bad it wasn't on home ice
>>67394602
no
>>67394614
i want to huff her granola farts after a nice hike in the rockies
>>67394614
Nice Gabriel, mind if I save it?
>>67394602
What stereotype?
>>67394624
>beat the capitals
>not winning the cup
7/10 hattie
>Islanders score first
That means Tampa is gonna win again
>>67394668
they won the cup that year doofus
>>67394639
Not at all, Chandler. Go ahead.
>>67394691
Yeah but btfoing the caps isn't some kind of impressive feat, you just expect it desu
Ok guys we all know it is wrong to have a 2nd team, but if you were to hypothetically have one who would it be?
Kings fan here
Want Pens to win
>>67394760
that was only year 2 of the ovi chokers caps though. it pretty much cemented their choking abilities the caps had over 100 pts that season. its got to be better than a solid 7
>>67394802
the only acceptable other team to root for is the one that is playing your most hated team at the time you stupid mexican
>doubting Ovi
>>67394816
Ok I'll give 8.25 hats out of 10. Only because I literally can't think of any better ones without googling
>>67394844
I want the preds to beat the shorks, that goes without saying, but its better for the league if Pens win
>>67394802
>>67394844
As a kings fan I would be happy with anyone but the shorks or the pongs winning.
Nashville or Tampa would be especially hilarious due to snow nigger tears whining about the sunbelt
>>67394893
>le PP one timer from circle slav
>>67394893
Where to get wine-o popcorn munching gf?
>>67394951
>wine-o popcorn munching gf?
thats any girl at home. also thats kfc try using a bigger screen
>>67394942
thought I was the only one who noticed.
HE HAS ONE SHOT
ITS THE SAME SHOT!
>>67394937
Pens never did anything to us though. Crosby is a bitch but idc I want him to return to pre cuntcussion form
>>67394951
I'd munch her corn, if you know what I mean
>>67394988
first year watching hockey?
>>67394988
>literally do the same thing every time
>get surprised when you play the same team 4-7 times in a row and find a way to shut you down
>>67395012
>implying everyone doesn't brag about "the great 8" every season
>>67395003
i dont hate the penguins but it would be cool if a team won their first cup ever unless that team is SJ
>>67395064
Yeah but the only cup virgins left are literal no fan teams except for Caps
>>67395052
He is capable of doing shit like this too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkmyQGf01NA
But he is rather one-dimensional, I'll give you that.
Thoughts on my gf?
>>67395115
Wild, Buffalo
>>67395129
his second dimension is disappearing in the playoffs except for a few hits which get replayed over and over to insist he's having an effect on the game
>>67395145
By left I mean still in the playoffs
>>67395115
preds have good fans since the tits are a joke.
Blose will probably have more fans next year as football niggers buy miniplans and shit
>>67395144
shouldn't she be a canucks fan
>>67395168
>cherry picking
as a flat fag though DFC ages better than cow tits though
>>67395186
I rate the Preds fans but only because their ice girls are qt and they have the hottest team mom Carrie Underwood.
>>67395144
I refuse to believe there are any asians in Texas that aren't college students. Same goes for the midwest
>>67395168
because betas feel like they have no chance to ever get a white g/f in a globalized world, so they try to justify settling for less.
>I-I-I'm not settling
>t-t-this is better, honest!
>I actually wanted insecure manlet sons with an identity crisis!
People who racemix tend to be the lowest of those races. Where racemixing becomes the easiest option because they don't offer enough upside to find a partner of their own race. because when you date inside your own race standards and expectations are higher because sexual fetishism and/or retarded liberalism beliefs aren't the driving force of the relationship.
>>67395244
>chink couple moves from dog eat- some shithole to some place in tejas where land is cheap
>open chink eat shop
>have qt stars daughter
this happens all across the country
>>67395244
Asians are in every town because every town needs a Chinese restaurant or two.
They are in places you'd never expect as a result. Its good for business if you get a monopoly on a market, even if its a small cornfield town in Iowa or wherever.
:')
>>67395324
Clearly a dorm room though. Proved my point thanks senpai
>>67395295
I don't know why we all want to keep mexicans out, the real enemy are the chinese, those fuckers act innocent but you know they cheat and cut corners with everything
>be me at college in one of those 200 person auditoriums
>chinks all sit together
>they literally talk out loud to each other in Chinese during the exams
>professor is too beta to say anything
is she chinky
>>67395425
I get freaked out when like 6 or 7 girl muzzies all sit together in their ninja gear they make me think I am gonna get bombed or something
>>67395425
Did you put them in their place or do the same as your professor?
>>67395445
Why the fuck are they even hear anyways? I thought they couldn't learn, like it was against their religion or shit
Trump, pls no more
real talk I have like 1000 or so pics in my /hoc/ folder and maybe 10 or so have chink fans in them
>>67395457
>sperg out on Chinese students
>professor cuts me off and tells me to shut my goy mouth, gives me an F for talking during the exam
>hit is placed on my by the Triads
>>67395380
>don't know why we want to keep Mexicans out
really, you can't figure it out?
Let's compare:
One is trying to take over the country through population replacement, increasing crime rates, trafficking drugs, starting gangs, leeching money/benefits then sending it Mexico and actually influencing the politics/living quality of said country.
The other is a small minority that consists mostly of people who didn't want to get stuck working 36 hour shifts making Iphones in China. They usually own a shitty restaurant and scrape by as a decent middle class citizen.
The only city where this isn't the case is San Francisco. Chinese there are actually rich now.
>>67395457
People don't do shit because you get called racist. They can't prove they were really cheating or just obnoxiously socializing because nobody speak ching chong and if they do they are ching chong sympathizers
>>67395445
They really need to ban that shit. Total fucking security risk
>>67395535
California schools are literally flooded with asians. They are trying to take over
>>67395493
its an imigration scam
>people always need nurses everywhere
>dad sends daughter to get 2 year nursing degree
>daughter then sponsors 2 family members who bring their families over
>repeat
I did meat some based muzzlies when I was at community college though I paid $800 a semester as an in state student and they paid $10000 as a foreign national, I feel bad that illegal spics IE "dreamers" were also foreign nationals yet they got in state tuition i think
>>67395587
I think the good schools like standford and Cal actively apply a -.3 GPA against chinks yet they still flood the school
>>67395603
Holy shit I forgot about when leftists were calling them "dreamers" to fucking lel
Illegal alien>illegal immigrant>undocumented immigrant>undocumented worker
The newspeak is real
>>67395587
California is already majority Mexican.
It would be a take-over of a take-over.
You stupid liberals deserve every bit of it though. You shouldn't be allowed to move to other states, you should be confined within your state borders dealing with the mess you created with your retarded beliefs.
Its bullshit Californians ruined their own home and now move to other states to ruin them with the same beliefs. Why not just stay in the paradise you created?
>>67395643
Well I witnesses chinks openly talking to each other during chemistry exams and nothing was done so I don't think their grades are as authentic as we believe
>>67395657
I'm a white californian, literally leaving in a month haha
>>67395657
people would rather move 1000 miles away to denver or porkland rather than move 30 miles into the IE or central valley where the land is cheaper
>>67395687
some of these chinks have rich as fuck daddies who pay huge tuition checks and they also bribe TAs to not give a fuck sometimes,
>>67395722
does the city you are moving to at least have hockii?
>>67395687
It doesn't matter, they use their 5.0 gpas to infiltrate our society so when whatever they are plotting finally goes down they know how to fuck us up hard style
>>67395687
I'd understand a bit more if it was just a lecture, but you have the right to silence during an exam. Tell them to be quiet.
>>67395754
A based college team and an NHL one nearby. My city doesn't have hokie here though
>>67395788
RACIST
YOU ARE NOW EXPELLED
YOU ARE NOW FIRED FROM YOUR JOB
YOU ARE NOW BLACKLISTED FROM ANY FUTURE JOBS
Caggiula signs with the Oilers lol
Guys my wife found out she was pregnant last week. What do I do if (s)he doesn't like hokkei?
>>67395831
is the baby yours?
>>67395825
Fuck I love it when bad things happen to Vancouver
>>67395831
>my son hates hokkie
I have no son
>>67395861
Fuck I didn't even think to ask
>Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 1m1 minute ago
>Drake Caggiula is, in fact, bound for EDM.
Is he buying into McMeme?
>>67395903
He'll be JUST like JUSTin Schultz.
Edmonton ruins promising NCAA players.
>>67395814
I think that's a really shitty excuse, but if you're that much of a pussy tell them you're like one-eighth Native American or something and say you're being oppressed?
>>67395987
I'd rather not stoop that low
>>67395886
You may have been cucked my friend
God damn CBC that olympics commercial made me want to start singing o canada
>>67395359
As a Habs fan, I'm very conflicted about this.
>>67395886
take a paternity test a month after you son if born if its yours frame it if not GTFO
>>67395168
Why do you post the same exact thing with the same photo every time the subject is brought up? I keep on smashing that report button too. Can't wait until you fuck off back to >>>/r9k/
>>67396345
you don't belong here
>>67396409
Why do you think that?
>>67396367
>a pizza
>on the fucking stadium
>the dough
>>67396493
I'm not mad at it. If they'd lower the price on the deep dish pizza they sell inside it I'd be even happier.
>>67396513
Why wouldn't they just put a little Caesars in there
>>67396728
At the Joe they have a bunch of Little Ceasers stalls but you pay the price of one hot and ready pizza for a big slice. I bought one and I was really disappointed and still hungry. I bought the slightly more expensive deep dish one the next time though and it's way better.
>pizza wings
>>67396338
Yeah there's no way I'm sticking around to raise a little basted that isn't mine, especially if he doesn't like hockey.
My wife is already mad enough at me because when she told me she was pregnant I said "shit, really?" I'm 26, I don't need to be responsible for another life.
Someone bump this while euros are sleeping
>>67396852
>>67396852
>>67397260
>finns
>sleeping
Don't you have some gene that replaces the need for sleep with the incessant ability to shitpost and meme?
>>67394893
>eating popcorn and not a 12-piece bucket of chicken
disgusting
>>67395950
>manlet bust that gets fed points from better player
>good NCAA player
WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT
GET FUCKED SHITATTLE
WHERES THE FINN THAT JUST WON BIG
>>67397960
ayy one goal.
Keep memeing
>>67398201
>Keep memeing
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
Damn good kids stick-puck game so far tbqhwyf
>>67398488
Going to the game on wednesday. Pls don't sweep me.
Looked into getting season tickets too. That shit's as much as my mariners tix. Fucking ridiculous.
>Jew Honk Bad Sightliners
>ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS >ISLELS
Publix always wins. Well done Tampa.
>>67398546
Nice. Gonna try get to game 6 if it goes that far. Or just watch it at the stripper bar across the street if the hookup falls through. Westman Place is a dated shithole anyways.
>eyeliners telling me we weren't going to win the series
Toppest of keks
>MFW TAMPA WAS UNQUESTIONABLY THE MOST CLUTCH TEAM
time for halak?
go out with a meme
>>67398746
Why is he constantly looking smug as fuck?
no stamkos and no stralman and still 3-1. would have been a sweep already. this islander team shouldn't be in round 2.
>>67398832
Neither the Panthers or Islanders deserved to be in Round 2. But unfortunately someone had to go.
>>67398815
Bolts spend the last five minutes of home practices working on silly faces.
>eyeliners
>>67398832
yes except for the part where they won 2 games in OT
the blots could be easily losing 1-3
>>67398815
He literally only knows how to do two things: Score and look smug about scoring
>>67398898
it's all about scoring big goals at the right time. Tampa knows how to do that and NY doesn't.
>both EC series at 3-1
Who's gonna choke?
>>67398898
Yeah, except they dominated both OTs and closed them out quick. Islanders can't keep a lead.
>>67398898
Could be but they're not :)))))
enjoy the sweep in 5 you stupid fucking yuropoor
>>67398923
great sentence, you have a career in NBCSN
>mfw slavs are now mad at sandwiches
Finally got to order my capture card. My hockey streams will be less shit soon.
>no stralman
>no stammer
>carle was dead
>JT dead
>condra dead
>2 AHL defenseman
>still winning games
This is some serious memery
>out of the 4 teams I want to advance to the next round, only 1 is currently winning the series
>it's the one I give the least fucks about
>Isles facing elimination next game
This was undoubtedly the worst fucking season of hockey in eons.
>>67399091
for the isles this has been objectively the best season in the last 20+ years
>>67399091
You should support a better team
>Bill vs Publix ECF
Meme as fuck
Out of the 8 teams remaining 6 of them have "plug n play" goaltenders
The 2 that have consistent starters are Washington with Holtmeme and Tampa with Bishit
Are goalies essentially the NHLs version of runningbacks in the NFL? A dying positing.
Don't need an exceptional one, just need someone that doesn't let in softies.
Discuss
>>67399142
>Tampon Gay
You had your chance last year and you blew it. I'm not falling for that shit again.
>>67399170
wrong thread
>>67399174
they're like the 2009 Penguins dumbass they're going to win the Cup this year for sure
>>67399174
Canada has had its shot the last 23 years and blew it
>>67394667
>Finnish goaltending
With Fins, you win
>>67399208
They'll lose to pens
>>67399208
>tfw I'm going to be forced to go for Tampon Gay in the Eastern Conference final unless the Caps wake the fuck up and meme their way to a game 7 victory
>>67399241
The last time a Canadian team was in the cup final was five years ago. The time before that nine years ago.
>>67399279
They won't.
>>67399170
What makes you think Nashville or sj don't have distinct #1s
>>67399133
that is so sad lel
>>67399284
They will cap it
>>67399342
no shit
no other franchise had to survive through having the worst gm in hockey history
>>67399208
explain in one way how they are similar to that team other than that they sucked dick last year in the finals
>>67398915
>14 goals this season
kek
>>67399394
>lost the Cup last year
>going to win it this year
In what other ways do they need to be similar?
>>67399355
Dubs confirm
>>67399417
I asked you to mention one other way they are similar and you failed
>>67399366
I dunno detoilet has
>>67399437
And I told you the one way they are similar
IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THE LIGHTNING
I'M GOING TO END THIS
>>67399458
so you know nothing about hockey, you've never even seen snow, and now you're pretending every team that lost in the finals last year is going to win the cup the next year?
I'm starting to think you're not just new to hockey but new to sports
>>67399408
Who cares when he scores during playoffs? I know it's something you're not used to, considering your team isn't even in them
>>67399447
you must be really new if you think holland or anyone else is anywhere close to milbury
>>67399514
I'm telling you since the Penguins were the last team to lose in the SCF then come back and win it the next year that is how the Lightning are similar to the 2009 Penguins since the Lightning are a lock to win the Cup this year.
It is not my fault you are too delusional to see this.
>>67399447
Nice bait faggot. Holland is a pretty based GM.
>>67399563
You actually think you stand a chance against the pens/caps in the next round?
>>67399563
the main story about the penguins that story was hiring a new head coach mid season and going on to win. the lightning did not
another would be the penguins went on to play the same team in the finals from the previous year. the lightning will not.
another would be the penguins lost a star player to their opponent. the lightning did not.
so basically your comparison for them to win is that they are losers. it doesn't work very well.
>>67399624
>Pens/caps
He still thinks the caps have hope
>>67399624
Of course they have a chance. This is the same exact team that went to the SCF last year minus Stamkos. It's nice being the underdog though despite all that. It will make beating the Penguins even more satisfying.
>>67399641
That's not really my point. The caps/pens should have been the ECF.
>>67399695
It's still what you
>implied
Word your sentences better.
>>67399721
Regardless of who you feel wins neither team has reached 4 games so technically, fuck you.
>>67395186
>>67395226
We are funny we are nice just lookin to have fun
>>67399747
Again now you are saying caps have hope. Way to go faggot
>>67399831
>teams have never come back from a 3-1 deficit
You literally just jinxed it. Way to go faggot.
>>67399858
if you call a jinx it's not a jinx
>>67399873
Prove it
>>67399873
This guy knows what up maybe learn from your fellow countryman
You think the Lightning have ever run a train on Naughty Alysha?
>>67399901
Better question is you think they havent?
>>67399999
GET for /hoc/
Quints for hockey is greatest sport
Hey
Quints and the pens win the Stan Lee cup
>>67399901
Not a tranny so what you think
>>67394537
>tfw you will never be a cocky hotshot hockey player that scores a hattrick with the game winning goal in game 7 of the Stanley Cup at the Wells Fargo Center and get rained with sparkplugs
lesaew
>>67400346
youre forcing it now chief
Ottawa didn't even offer Boudreau a contract today. Fuck this team to fucking hell
>>67400501
trade karlsson
he deserves better
>>67400501
>yeo to ottawa
>laine 2+1
>matthews 0+0
is matthews a bust?
>>67400675
top three are all busts
There is an idea of a Zach Parise; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
Nick foligno vs Boone Jenner and Ryan Murray
Murray is an elite defenseman
Boone is an elite center
Foligno is an elite leader
The jackets are elite confirmed
>>67400675
Wheres the meme king
>>67400917
MEMETHEWS
>>67400917
americans aped meme man's wrists
TOUCH ME AND JUST PUSH ME UNTIL I GET MY SATISFACTION
Also Bob is going to be Bob
WHEATS
H
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>>67401103
did those fags win their kiddie league or are you just spamming them lately for next year's draft?
>Pongs with that EZ path to the cup final
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STEP THE FUCK UP ISLELS
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO BOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
here come dat boi
>>67401140
It was a good hockey game, I am a fan of the Wheat Kings, and I felt the Wheatmeme was too short-lived.
>>67401251
you didn't answer my question so I assume the answer is no. how much longer in their playoffs or are they knocked out?
they're stupid faggots that don't let me watch their streams and I know they have 2 high prospects
>>67401151
>islanders can't beat the bolts when they're down a bunch of key players
The bolts are the only team that stand a chance at stopping the pongs. The ECF this year will essentially be the SCF since whatever shit team from the west makes it will get swept
>210 posts
>13 unique posters
>>67401298
Won Game 1 in OT of the 7-game 2-3-2 playoffs to win the WHL and advance to the Meme-orial Cup.
>>67401343
>on 4chan
>not openly autistic
WEW LAD
>>67401362
I really hate 2-3-2s. my local team just had to do a fucking 2-3 five game series with home ice advantage on the back end because wahhhhh traveling is expensive. they won but it took the full 5 games. hey go wheat kings
GUARANTEED LAUGHS
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>>67396851
Wongs need to become based again, nhl is just not the same desu
>>67401418
If I wanted to see a /tv/ post I'd be on /tv/ right now
Is there a high quality roller hockey league?
People are telling me the ratings for the Stanley Cup playoffs are lower than before and still trending downwards.
What happened? Is it because of the Warriors tearing up the NBA playoffs? Even in the Lebron years the SCPs still got pretty good ratings?
>>67401701
The NHL is dying. Even boresball is doing better. Regular season boresball getting more ratings than the fucking Stanley Cup Playoffs
baka desu desu
>>67401701
Shit scheduling and matchups people honestly don't want to see that much. Overlapping games spilling onto multiple channels has been ruining my playoffs experience.
Also as always the ratings might be bad but the demographic is white and wealthy. Lower numbers of affluent viewers is as good of an advertising win as high numbers of losers.
>>67401701
no canadian teams, no blackhawks, no red wings, no rangers, no kings
>>67401701
I heard blose reddithawks game 7 was the most watched first round game ever
but having no canadian teams and kongs+hawks+rags dropping in first round hurts ratings quite a bit
>>67401701
Because no leafs
As much as we laugh about no playoffs, canadians actually make up a huge part of NHL ratings and revenue.
>>67401760
Oh and I didn't mean leafs the team, I meant leafs as in canadians
>>67401731
reminder that pittsburgh and buffalo get the highest percentage of viewers in all american cities
>>67401722
>mfw a fucking cubs regular season game in fucking May gets more ratings than all of the round 2 games so far
What the fuck is wrong with this country?
>>67401760
>>67401775
This so much. We need you Canadabros.
>>67401701
It's over lad. Dead sport. We're cooked, this goose is done.
>>67401786
Over Minnesota?
>>67401701
reminder that this could have been avoided if carey price wasn't injured and the habs went on to stop >1993
>>67401701
No Canadian teams -> no Canadian viewers -> Buttman will do something stupid to get more views
Life is suffering 2bh
>>67401829
A
FUCKING
LEAF
why can't we just get along
Sad ovie tonight?
>>67401799
This shit makes me mad and sad.
Are we witnessing the end of hockey? Why won't Buttman get off his butt and do something surely he sees the Nielson reports?
>>67401823
pittsburgh has been first every year for a decade and buffalo out placed them for first this year at least the last time the stats were released. won't be til offseason we get the full season stats probably. they're both over 7% of their markets for every game and most are below 1%
>>67401838
Because we are different and are not supposed to get along.
Fuck off hippie.
>>67399563
someboy's been watching too much dangle.
>>67401302
Bolts match up well against the Wings, Caps and Isles but not the Pens. Far too much scoring depth which isn't something that fares well for the Bolts one shut down pairing and one checking line. Boyle & Callahan can't triple shift to shutdown Crosby, Malkin & Bill.
>>67401846
No, hockey still makes money. Why do you think there are still radio stations with the Hot AC format that have shitty ratings? The demographic. An advertiser friendly demographic.
I will repeat this over and over until you fucking morons understand.
White man with money like hockey. Very few white man with money, economy bad. How suited advertiser man trying to sell car reach white man with money? Advertise on hockey.
There's more to ratings than numbers you fucking retards. One million niggers is worth less than 2000 white men with money.
>>67401701
Because lolsunbelt
>>67401910
you spent a lot of time responding to a retard that responded to a retard that responded to a retard.
just say someone spent half a billion dollars to make a team this year and shut the fuck up.
>>67401923
What am I supposed to do when I see stupid uninformed garbage, just let it slide so everyone believes it?
Hockey is not going to die just because the same middle aged losers that watch Football aren't there for advertisers to hawk dick pills to.
>>67401943
>What am I supposed to do when I see stupid uninformed garbage
ignore it. anyone that doesn't see that ignoring them is what you're supposed to do is stupid. they are the type of people that respond to "THIS THING BTFO" threads and any sort of thread that the OP image is a social media post. this isn't supposed to be for casuals just tell them to lurk moar or ignore them.
>>67401943
The CBC broadcasts have spent a lot of time advertising adult diapers. With no local teams in the playoffs, are the only Canadians watching old people that are just fans of the sport?
>>67401968
Maybe next time I'll just paste some stats instead of bothering to elaborate
>The NHL audience is the richest of all professional sports. One-third of its viewers make more than $100k, compared to about 19 percent of the general population.
>>67401722
So their attendance is great (higher than Baseball and Basketball), their fans are the wealthiest, and they spend the most on extra gear.
I think they're doing fine. Niche, but fine.
>>67401992
That's probably just the CBC audience in general. I have the channel on cable and I really can't imagine anyone under the age of 40 wanting to watch non-Hockey related programming.
>>67401992
Probably because Tampa bay has a lot of old Canadians for fans
>>67401992
reminder this flag is a guy from florida and he does nothing but shitpost
>>67402003
honestly the only thing to make the new kids stop being so stupid is to ignore them. responding to their posts just encourages them now, look at how many people ask for (you)s and stupid shit like that like its an upvote. keep /hoc/ somewhat ok m8
>>67402030
Reminder that you are an obsessed faggot. I've never denied being from Florida.
>>67402027
That's probably it. Some of the other shows they advertise seemed skewed to an older audience, like the celebration thing for the queen.
>>67402075
I'm not the guy that calls you a loser. Just pointing out that you never actually discuss play on the ice you just talk about stupid shit like this and you're easily identifiable so you should always be ignored.
discuss play on the ice of you'll pretty much become armenia/grease
>it's a North America obsesses over some irrelevant subject-thread
>>67402119
>it's a Sweden wakes up and the first thing he thinks to do is post on 4chan because he's so upset with his country he wants to start the day feeling superior, no matter how false that feeling is
>>67402119
>implying we are talking about Sweden at all
>>67402093
He's a lgbtning fan, of course he doesn't know the first fucking thing about hockey
>>67402138
>>67402149
>it's a North America gets easily upset-thread
>>67402093
Sorry, my bad. I talk hockey in the regular game threads, but it's playoff time which means stuff is mostly just bants and shitposting. Right now half the Tampa fans are here to shitpost for the playoffs, and I don't have much to add when they're crying about the refs or that the team didn't score six times in a win, so if I can make some shitty jokes, I will.
>>67402162
well whether you like it or not you're a tripfag now so you're going to be over analyzed. unfortunately for you tampa fans have been extra faggy this year so you're associated with them
>>67402188
we're pretty mild compared to last year
Craig Button on TSN 1260 said that based on what NHLPA reps have said to him that he wouldn't be shocked if the cap shrinks to $67-68 M or remains near what it currently is if the NHLPA does not waive it's cap escalator.
Canadian based revenue is down and the Canadian dollar is shit. Bad news for cap strapped clubs.
>>67402234
we've known this for a long time. thanks for voting trudeau! glad he cut your security budget so much and now you have no budget left to fight this fire than is destroying all of your fucking oil income!
don't worry all the culture will make up for it
post cute boys
>Jew York Eyeliners
Laine 2+1 so far
Buston Spichews 0+0
>tranpa gay lgbtning
>>67402498
>this is a 10 in Canada
>>67402496
>3-1
>>67400675
>tfw Toronto ruins a Finn instead of an American
>>67401832
>will do something
>implying Buttman hasn't been rigging the draft lottery in favor of Canada for years
>implying he didn't intentionally try to recreate an Oiler dynasty
>the only American teams to get a #1 recently are teams in markets the NHL would like to develop/restore such as Florida, New York and Colorado.
>small market teams like Arizona, Carolina, and Columbus usually get shafted even though they are more deserving
>now another large market Canadian team gets the #1
Wow, what a coincidence!
This "lottery" is the most rigged shit ever.
Next thing you know Detroit will get a #1 if they miss the playoffs and had a .5% chance of getting it.
Just "luck" - Buttman
>>67402638
Nah, Bettman wouldn't give Detroit that much love. The fans are too loyal.
>The Caps aren't going to win the series
>>67402689
>craps
>>67402747
hey reddit,i upvoted youre post, please upvote mine thx
>>67402689
>Craps
>winning a second round series
????????????????????????
They can't win second round series where theyre up 3-1, you think they'll win when they're down 3-1? kek
>craps
I feel kinda bad for the isles :^(
>>67403274
dont, bettman rigged the first round for them to win
Shall I make an IIHF World Championships thread for tonight lads?
Why does /hoc/ like clipart animals?
>>>67403744
IIHF World Championships discussions here lads.
If you aren't cheering for at least 3 of the below teams you're essentially a villian rooting for the bad guys
>Caps
>Isles
>Preds
>Blues
>>67403756
we already have a thread >>67392388
>>67403670
Autism
>>67403670
They're all furries
>>67403808
>Finnish edition
No thank you.
>>67403796
She would be so top tier if she didn't JUST herself by doing fetish shit like black guy gangbangs
One day, the Finnish goaltending meme will destroy us, as was foretold in the Book of Ancestors.
But until then, let's enjoy the ride Starsbros.
>>67403796
Cheering for none of them desu
Only pens
Pulju turned 18 today.
>>67404360
LEGAL
E
G
A
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>>67403796
>tfw love watching the first half of Mighty Duck and D2 because the Hawks and Iceland wear all black like the Bolts old unis
>>67404443
It's 16 in Finland.
>USA
lel
>>67404443
BENIS
E
N
I
S
>>67404509
>legal 16 year olds in Finland
You lucky scandinavian bastards,I wish I could be railing high school girls legally
>>67405039
15 in Sweden ;^)
>>67405039
yeah but at least you have freedom
>>67405105
don't do this to me Sweden, I already get called a pedo in /nfl/ for wanting to rail mid teens
>>67405115
loli > freedom
Given the choice to be able to bang a hot teen with big perky tits or getting a burger when I want however I want it. I'd always choose the semi loli, 9 times out of 10
>>67405126
Well, can you really expect the average 4chan poster to know what pedophilia is?
Will laffs make autism matthews play in the NHL right away and will he be ded the entire season like mcmeme
>>67405301
Probably, isn't ironic that the 1st American to be projected 1st overall since Kane has to go to the most Canadian team
I hope he does well though, the maple leafs can't be this bad for this long, can they?
>>67405393
if he starts scoring too much someone will accidentally decapitate him with a skate
Laffs are cursed and will never ever be good
What's his name again?
>the team that scored first always lost
Explain this shit
>>67405441
That'd be pretty cool though, I'd love to see more neck visors in the sport to look silly
>>67405301
yes and he will stay healthy for most of the season. mcbust will rupture a lung halfway through the season and end up in a coma.
>>67405126
paedophilia is primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children.
15 is hardly prepubescent, especially in this day and age.
>>67406293
Attraction to 15 year olds can't pretty much even be called hebephilia in this day and age
>>67406293
>tfw you can have sex legally here at 15 but you have to be 18 to watch porn
>>67406293
Thanks Sweden, I say the same thing and these dirty nigger lovers keep posting chris hansen
>>67406349
There's a new word in town for attraction to mid teens, Ephebophilia
For your /iihf/ banter and comfiness
>>67392388
>>67392388
>>67392388
Welcome aboard
>>67407051
There's two iihf thread now gg guys
>went to SCF last year
>getting healthy while everybody else is getting injured
>team is clutch as fuck
Stop doubting >us
>>67408321
Cant wait for Nashville - Tampa pubelixbowl desu
>>67404360
Ill hit the bars tonight and hunt that pucci
>>67408321
No one is doubting you. You'll meet a depleted team in the ECF so unless you fuck up you're already in the SCF.
>>67408367
There's publixes starting to popup in Tennessee now though, it'll be the publix bowl, we often like memeing about the sandwiches but the real MVP is their offbrand ice cream and rye bread
>>67408615
Why does no one ever talk about their little bottled teas and lemonades by the deli? Those are the shit
>>67394382
fuck yeah, i was at a gulls game in march
>>67408688
They usually don't know the glory of Publix beyond a meme
Never forget their 1.50 eclairs either
Publix really is a lifestyle the more I think about it
Scrivens
>>67409766
le I like fags and you should too man
>>67410235
Look at how he is hiding his hands and the fact that he has no ring
Where's the binny that bet 2k on ot yesterday?
>>67411048
Vodka heaven. With pickels.
>>67402234
>>67402247
>TSN 1260
>implying Alberta voted for Trudeau
Jesus Christ america
>>67411107
look at this stupid guy
>>67408688
>tfw the Arnold Palmer was a limited time deal
It's also nice to chat up the sushi monger and have him make up custom trays
>>67410896
how he king if no ring?
>>67411198
fukken saved
>>67411198
If your enemy wins if you kill him. Do you win if you kill yourself? Is that why he set Canada on fire?
>>67411341
>Sweden lecturing on electing cuckold politicians.
Good internet connection in your cuck shack, Sven?
>>67401151
>he thinks the islanders can stop the pongs
My fucking sides. Tampa bay is their only legit threat right now
>>67411964
when's the last time you didn't say cuck in a post?
>>67411964
>north american obsessing over cuckolding as usual
>Talking heads on tv still doubting the Stars
gary are you streaming the game?
>>67412222
quads confirm
>>67412256
You would have a problem with heads
Penguins v Lightning
Primanti Bros v Publix
I can already taste the dank lads
>>67411198
say what you will about /pol/ but damn when it comes to meme creation they are the best on 4chan.
/tv/ is way overrated because its a leddit colony with lots of upboats.
Who else /pumpedforcapseliminationday/ here?
How long until stops snorting his blood thinners and gets back on the ice to not produce in the postseason like always?
>>67412292
Yes, unlike your mother who can take on 3 at the same time
>>67412273
mashallah
Stars blues thread
>>67412458
>>67412458
>>67412458
who /going to watch Team USA instead of the playoffs/ here?
I just don't really give a shit about Dallass or the Poos. Rather see Memethews and co. play before the draft to get a better read on them.
>>67406060
Meme teams
>>67412388
The caps win today
Who /easternconferencechampions/ here?
>>67412492
Buffalo fan or Jackets fan??
>>67413386
Colorado fan desu.
But I sense some BIG moves coming this off season.
Sakic and Roy both agree our players aren't the ones we need, they intentionally avoid the playoffs so they can go play for team Canada and talk about what an honor that is. I could see trading up or aggressively going after some new players through trades.
It sucks to go into rebuilding again, but these guys we have are losers, time for them to go.
As Roy said "we don't have the right core, they have a losing attitude"
>>67413704
Too bad you can't pull the goaltender to get a better pick
The prince returns in round 3 and goes over 9000 super saiyan to sweet the pegs.
>>67414392
nice auto correct
>>67412984
/gardiner conference/ champions here
>>67414510
>that fucking logo
Who /shanaplan/ here?
>>67414771
What's up with it mate?
>>67415222
It's ugly as fuck, nice trips tho
>>67415222
Do you play for a Lee Bowl at the end of the season
>>67415282
Best badge in the the league desu
>>67415353
We have a play off if that's what you're asking
>>67415353
>e B
>>67415353
I think they play for scottish independence but get voted down every year
>>67415635
Yeah wasn't sure if it was a playoff or a football league format
Sheffield Steelers
>>67415769
League is probably the bigger prize here desu
>>67415773
Go away
does auston post in /hoc/
>>67415769
>football
look at this cunt
>>67415850
It's literally called a football league
>>67416000
nobody cares fuck off with your gay ass divegrass shit
>>67416021
Edge lord.
Football bores me ever since I got into hockey
>His team doesn't have Hanifin, Aho,
and two 1st round picks
Must suck not having a future, lads.
>mfw laffers pick the 3rd best prospect 1st overall because tsn told them to do it.
>>67416594
Quebec 2020 champs confirmed
is it true that finns can control the weather?
>>67416594
>hanifin
>isn't a a finn at all
>>67416594
Aho was an amazing pick.
I was completely wrong about him and preferred Hintz over him among Finnish guys in that draft.
Both have an NHL future but Aho is clearly 2 tiers above Hintz at this point.
>>67416609
is this anger because john tortellini is gonna kill puju's career
>>67416594
nice smuk hurricane pepe
>>67416697
I don't care enough to look it up but was kapanen taken in the second round of that draft too? would be a pretty good round of drafted finns
>>67416806
the Pens/Leaf Kapanen? He's 1st round
My thoughts going in to the draft was that Aho is a weaker version of Mikael Granlund.
The reality is that he looks more like a playmaking version of Pat Kane. So elusive and aware.
His skating is top notch and he just knows what's going to happen 2 seconds before things happen.
We call him the professor, because he is like the reincarnation of Larionov.
Absolutely fabulous brain for the game.
>>67416806
Kapanen fell to the pongs at 24 in 2014.
>>67416858
>>67416880
I'm just so used to the pens not having a first round pick I must've mixed him up with sprong from this past draft being a steal in the second round.
>>67416693
>Poo Joo
>Isn't Jewish
Shameful desu
>finnish goaltending
>finnish goaltending
Did the Sharks get cucked by Refpuck in game 4?
>>67416697
>>67416859
I might be biased by offseason hype, but isn't Aho eligible for the Calder if he plays in the NHL this coming season? If so I honestly think he could win it. The Canes are gonna be relevant, and he'll have the perfect opportunity to pick up points
I just took a super nasty beer and Chinese food shit. It stunk up the whole apartment. My roommate just got home and asked "Christ who dropped a Dallas star in here?!"
What did he mean by this?
>>67417053
sup, reddit?
>>67417024
Refs were iffy the whole game, but that Pavelski goal was legal imo
finland was a mistake
>>67417105
agreed there not very good posters but sweden is good
>>67416790
Somehow didn't have that one saved. Thanks, anon.
Memethews is a little reckless with his puck handling which can lead to bad turn overs but man does he have a wicked wrist shot, understanding of the ice and overall potential.
I don't know if he'll be great right out of the gate but in a couple years of good coaching, the Laffs might actually have a good player on their team, crazy. I thought they were an AHL franchise.
BEAVER TAIL!
*slap*
*slap*
*slap*
Name a team in a tougher spot
You can't
>DOUBTING THE BIRD
>>67417145
you missed a spot
>>67417030
> but isn't Aho eligible for the Calder if he plays in the NHL this coming season?
Ofcourse he is. He is only 19 years old.
He totally can win it. All this Laine Pulju hype have taken away his spotlight but he is someone to look out.
>>67417264
This Shorks/Bloos series to decide who gets buttfucked by Pittsburgh is gonna be fun
>>67417302
kek good addition
>>67417316
excuse me?
>>67417354
>tranpa
>beating the billsburgh bills
kekaroo
DalASS
>>67417311
He's 20
>>67417316
We're on a warpath of revenge this year. Can't wait for the Sharks series.
>>67417381
>81
Nice. But stop pongposting pls, if they blow this 3-1 I will kill you.
>>67417311
Oh I don't doubt he'll be great next year. I just wasn't sure if he'd be eligible or not. There aren't many storylines better than taking a former cup winner back to relevance.
You think Carolina should trade up to get Laine or Pulju? They have the picks to do so, and Aho might play even better with one of his his international linemates
blose posters are a literal cancer on this board. so many fucking autists like that one cuck who keeps posting his pokemon. dumb nigger prolly thinks hes making a meme but hes literally the only one whose saved it and then he just spams it i cant wait until they get fucking rekt by nashville
>>67417542
>Nashville
>Winning the series
Kek
>>67417493
Aho and Laine are magic together but there is no fucking way Jets trade that pick. The talent drop is huge after the top3 this year.
>>67417542
>finnish goaltending
>>67417588
I was thinking more about the #3 pick, since Winnipeg already has a deep prospect pool. Columbus needs all the talent in their system that they can get.
>no hockey for three hours
>>67417633
There are no top tier talents after Pulju in this draft.
There's Tkatchuyk who preojects to be a 2nd liner, Juolevi and Chuchryn who are both likely 2nd pairing D's. Overall this draft is pretty weak, so the later picks aren't going to be worth mutch.
Getting the 3rd would mean Skinner and your pick, whitch is a huge gamble.
>>67417542
Maybe, but not by the stars.
>>67417588
Pay debnts shit eater
>>67417800
You don't think they would take both 1sts, one of both of the 2nds, and a good prospect like Haydn Fleury?
>>67417829
No. Columbus is close to competing. They don't want a pack of scratch tickets. They want an impact player.
>>67417880
Fair enough. I hear talks about Carolina wanting to trade up but if it's not for one of the top 3 I'd rather just keep all of the picks. Francis has a good track record of taking steals later on so I wouldn't be disappointed with staying put
>>67417316
>Shitburger Penis
I can't wait for the Penguins to have yet another nervous breakdown in public.
You know it's coming.
>rags
>>67417880
Pay debnts shit eater
how do i get a qt fin bf?
>>67417987
There's gonna be some good talent still there in the mid-1st, don't worry. Tyson Jost would be fantastic in Peters's system
Say goodbye
This man will be in KHL after tonight
>>67418446
How many bongs until start?
>>67418468
3 bongs prepare your Bills
>>67418038
Completely different team/mindset/skill set this time around. It's not happening. Cry more capsfag
>yfw pens win Stan lee cup
>>67418571
BILL ALERT
POST YOUR BILLS
>>67396069
OH Cuckada!
My Shed and BIG Black Bull
>mfw Bill wins the Stan Leeb Owl
>>67418623
holy fuck boys
>>67418281
ask this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUnorcboKUo
>>67418671
>>67418659
>>67418623
stop forcing reddit memes
HHAHA LOOK AT KESSEL HES FAT HE DOESNT LOOK LIKE A HOCKEY PLAYER!!! LOOK AT HIS SILLY FACES LMAO XDDD
>>67418704
get a load of this salty craps fan
>>67418704
>>67418720
t. craptals fan
>>67418544
>Implying I'm a caps fan
Sid is still the same whining, diving baby he always was. The remarkable thing is that the head coach may actually have more influence for once.
Guys. I really, really, really like this song. The problem is that I hate Finland. What do I do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsfSLemDYQg
Who can stop them?
>Shittsburgh fans actually think they'll make it past >us
>>67418777
>mfw publixb owl
I won't even care if the Preds lose to the Lightning. The assmad from the canautists, caliniggers, and flyover fags will be amazing.
>>67418760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs
>>67418760
just kill yourself. also i forgot how amazing those jerseys were. the trashers away jerseys with that t bird or whatever have to be one of the best in history. why did they change it?
>>67418777
>Tampa Gay fans actually think their team has a chance because they've beaten the wongs and islels
>>67418858
I think they have a chance because they're the defending Eastern Conference champions and will be getting back their 2nd best defenseman next series.
>>67418849
Not as good as the old Sabres logo
>>67418849
>why did they change it?
Because they became the JETS you idiot
>>67418760
Guys. I really, really, really like this song. The problem is that I hate niggers. What do I do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG6yQZ1QIRs
>>67418858
Honest question: How do Penguins fans rationalize a 'generational talent' whose main emphasis is embellishment?
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=sidney+crosby+diving+gif&qpvt=sidney+crosby+diving+gif&qpvt=sidney+crosby+diving+gif&qpvt=sidney+crosby+diving+gif&FORM=IGRE
>>67418892
no Stamkos tho
>>67418940
they got rid of them before they were relocated mr redditor
>>67418571
He looks fucking shredded in this picture
>>67419015
Le invisible playoff man. Drouin has been more valuable than he was last year
>>67419000
>bing
nice quads tho
>>67418992
hating niggers isn't a problem
>>67419057
>quads
Counting must not be your thing
>>67419015
Stamkos sucks in the playoffs
can't score and doesn't play defense
>finnish goaltending
>>67419000
>not using bing
Enjoy your link-farm data-mining botnet.
>>67419000
Idk, how oshie did it pretty well last game?
>>67419000
Nice meme.
Maybe you should look at facts for a change
http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/stats/playerpenalty/regularseason/yearly/NHL/MISC/ALL?&_1:col_1=6
>>67419087
>finnish anything
>3pm game
>>67419121
meant for
>>67419057
>>67419144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihs9a1N0L7Y
>>67419155
Based bettman
Lgbtning fans are worse than chirape fans. I don't know how they managed this but it's true
>>67419155
Real nigga hours
>>67419144
>1 assist
Yeah. Sis is really tearing up the playoffs.
>>67419302
>Sis
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNEY
also he has more points than that what are you on about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IpdcG8a5Qk
Malkin = Pittsburgh Penguins
whole tampa team = Tampa Gay lightning
lmao better get prepared you tampa bay faggots.
>>67419403
b-but they are getting their 2nd best defenseman back! >>67418892
lmao
>>67419334
Can't you wait fag
>>67394609
Fag.
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