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UPCOMING EVENTS:
5/4: TUF Season 23 EP 3
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Lee vs Yamaguchi)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Induction
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
NEWS:
>Bisping: "I'm the only natty middleweight"
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/michael-bisping-as-legends-fall-to-drug-testing-i-may-be-only-clean-ufc-middleweight
>It's a boxer thinks he would do good in MMA episode
http://www.foxsports.com/boxing/story/amir-khan-mma-boxers-hit-harder-canelo-alvarez-050316
>Josh Emmett replaces Nick Hein to fight Jon Tuck on May 8th
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/team-alpha-males-josh-emmett-in-for-nick-hein-vs-jon-tuck-at-ufc-fight-night-87
>Lawler-Woodley in the works for UFC 201
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/4/11594250/robbie-lawler-vs-tyron-woodley-welterweight-title-fight-in-the-works
very important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10131713
>>67355110
m8 you could at least have taken a more flattering screenshot of him
So TUF starts in about an hour from now?
>tfw Lawler's reign is over
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/4/11594250/robbie-lawler-vs-tyron-woodley-welterweight-title-fight-in-the-works
>>67355449
Yes
>>67355449
Yes
>>67355454
>he chose Tyron "Nobody's Choice" Woodley
top jej m8
Is this season of the TUF fighter worth watching?
>>67355524
Yes, but only to listen to Joanna tell Claudia to "go back to the jungle"
>>67355524
There is a bull and a qt, what more do you need ?
>>67355473
>>67355482
>>67355501
thank ye kindly
>>67355569
>what more do you need ?
my wife's permission
>>67355614
Uhm i'm only a virgin because my wife hasn't let me have sex with her
I love her and our son though
>>67355636
stop posting
>>67355665
stop bombing you fucking muslim ape
>>67355677
you first
>>67355236
>not linking previous general
terrible OP, 6/10
>>67355614
>implying those two are mutually exclusive
conservatards everyone
>>67355738
never bombed anything in my life Najjar
>>67355786
You're bombing your life with lack of decisions and action leaving your life a weak field of nothing where not even dirt flourishes.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-7B75pvgjZg
>had my first kickboxing class today and it was super fun. I'm also starting Jiu Jitsu as well and martial arts will be my new main focus as opposed to weight lifting. But as always I'm sticking to a clean, whole foods, vegan diet.
Our boy is gonna be a champ within 4 years
>>67355779
>tfw have a wife but still virgin
>>67355811
>lack of decisions
i always go for the finish cuck
>leaving your life a weak field of nothing where not even dirt flourishes.
my cuck shed's garden is literally it's best feature
>>67355849
Then finish yourself off
could you heem this man?
>>67355819
>sweet potatoes
>avocado
>baked tofu with all those spices
>chickpeas
I could probably live off that too. Sounds delicious.
>>67355900
Easily
>>67355866
>Then finish yourself off
t. suicide bomber nazeer
>>67355948
kek
>>67355943
i think you'd be surprised..
i think he'd fuck you up
Goodnight /heem/
>>67355978
unlike you, you inferior arabic piece of shit, i >literally< have nothing to prove on /ngannou/
>>67355454
Woodley is just a worse version of Lawler, should be a great fight though. If Woodley doesnt knock him out early I dont see how he wins.
>>67356007
brad pitt in fight club tier
>>67356007
mirin
>>67356007
what's his weight?
>>67356073
Lawler's been in wars recently man, his chin could even be deteriorating. He's still MY BOY, but damn was it worrying when his head planted into the mat early on in the Condit fight
>>67356007
nc amateur heem bro here, i've been calling out lithcuck and i think he's scared to fight me, croatia, or anybody right now
>>67356065
You're ridiculous, you just subscribe to racist ideologies because you're scared of facing your problems head on and you want to feel better about yourself without actually doing anything.
Guess what I'm not an arab or arabic and just because you aren't white doesn't mean you shouldn't try hard in your life, you just want to set up a natural rule of order because you don't have anything to show for yourself.
That's all besides the point because none of your posts are even fighting related in the slightest and that's the problem.
>>67356200
youre on the list, provided the picture checks out my very thurough picture search
>>67356226
>racist ideologies
Calm down there, Trotsky.
>>67356254
move me up in the rankings from #8, these pussies dont want none
>>67356226
>a literal arab pretending he knows me irl is trying to fight my shitposting by giving me (You)s
>ARAB-ESQUE IN HIS WRONGED LYFESTYLE AND REDUCED IQ, IS THE GERMAN, JOE
Every single on of you disgusts me, I'm going to work now and I hope you guys do something with your life instead of shitting up a Cantonese smoke sign answering machine
How do I watch Joanna/qthue TUF, all I see on Fight Pass is up to manlet season
>>67356387
tv, or the habitual stream sites
>>67356371
Amateur shows are shit. I had my first MMA fight on the undercard of a Muay Thai card and all the refs and judges were muay thai judges. I kept getting stood up after 15 seconds while I was in full mount throwing punches on the guy and then when I won with an arm triangle they announced me as the winner by "triangle choke"
>>67356365
shut the fuck up, i think i deciphered this, you are unironically a turk roach
>>67356271
>implying you're not NC fag
nice dirtstache tho
>>67356446
you got any video to back that up bud?
add that to the list of things that never happened
>>67356425
zzz I can't be fucked watching it if there's effort, rather just watch heems on Fight Pass then
>>67356387
It's on fox (which you can stream online) but IDK if that works for aussies.
>>67356496
nc fag is a pussy that wont fight me, i've called him out multiple times and he goes running
>>67356515
If this shit site would let me upload webms with sound I'd be able to
>>67356574
upload to google drive, use online video converter to take out audio
>>67356537
yeah probably not worth the effort of finding a stream
>>67356545
i called you out and said let's meet at the harris teeter parking lot in winston salem and you never responded you punk ass aids stache bitch
>>67356611
>>67356613
sure but I'll have to mute my name since I don't want you guys all on my Facebook, gimme 5min to convert the file since I've only got the DVD and not like a video file
>>67356545
you move up to 7 since Canuck doesnt have any experience, but I dont see you beating neverlands and above.
>>67356678
please bring someone to record, preferably someone raised not to jump in, also post body
>>67356678
lets do it out in the nc country bro where no cops are around, not in the middle of a city you goof
come to mayberry anytime
What song would you want playing over your highlight reel lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy7oD4NowhI
Who will be our "Next Generation Anderson Silva"?
Should tails be banned from MMA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLSeCrwBfJc
>>67357088
>anything but Sail
>>67357091
McGregor has already taken on that role.
He was big in other promotions, super hyped coming into his debut. His debut is against some TUF reject that he absolutely demolishes in <30 seconds. The rest of his fights are super exciting knockouts of top-tier guys, record-breaking feats. Then he goes and loses to a guy he could have and should have easily beaten due to hubris.
>>67357091
The person most reminiscent of his fighting style is Michael Page
TUF's on lads
>>67357196
channel?
>>67357215
No fucking idea
Fox Sports ?
>>67356611
>>67356613
>>>/wsg/1068829
>win by arm triangle
>your winner by triangle choke
>your winner by tapout
Australian """""referees"""""
Also don't bully my body, it was literally 5 years ago and hadn't gone through puberty yet
christ helen get it together
>Khalil is the guy lifting the crying girl's spirits
Fuck, that's no bull attitude
>>67357166
>loses to a guy he could have and should have easily beaten due to hubris.
Nate was a horrible matchup for Conor for a number of reasons. All Conor has is his left hand and putting on all that weight killed his cardio. With no stamina against Nate there was like a 1% chance to win by KO.
Conor does not possess the skillset to avoid just standing with Nate and that is the worst thing you can do against him.
>>67357271
>dat face
topkek
What state you in brah?
Caption pic related
>>67357336
Conor possesses the skillset to tko/ko Nate lad. You remember how he was lighting Nate up for the first 8 minutes of the fight? He thought it'd be an easy win so he recklessly started throwing and missing then ended up gassing because of it.
Conor DESTROYS Nate in the rematch. Mark my words.
>>67357433
How do I mark your words?
>>67357433
>He actually believes this
>>67357271
>winner by tap out
Kek
>>67357386
>those hips
>that long hair
>that feminine face
would make a qt trap tbqhwyl
Am I the only one watching TUF?
>muh cancer
>>67357494
what channel?
>My ban got lifted
Awwwww yeah!
Been away from 4chan for a while. Whats going on?
>>67357386
lanklet/10
>>67357494
>tfw driving home from work
>tfw at a stand still in highway traffic trying to get back to my apartment
>tfw probably going to miss whole episode
>>67357494
No I am too
It's amazing how we only see Khalil even though he's already eliminated
>>67357386
Why is the typical 4chan user portrayed as a neckbeard
There are more skellies on here than there are traditional neckbeards
>>67357455
cap the post
>>67357469
>he doesn't believe it
>>67357352
This was in Vic, back when the cage was still illegal so we had to fight in rings
>>67357386
caption as /heem/ #1
Also I forgot in the 3rd round he tried to meme me when we touched gloves because I'd been fucking him the last 2 rounds, turns out whites do this shit too
>>67357515
"Be Careful" is up 5% over the past week
Ngannou-centric posting is down 15%
Anti-Conor sentiment is at an all time high
>>67357433
It's hilarious because Nate USED Conor's love of his uppercut to beat him after downloading his style and figuring him out because Nate actually has hands and Conor is a paddycake potatoe.
Check the sequence where he clocks Conor, Conor is angling for his uppercut and leans off with his left to land it. Nate notices and feeds him the left straight.
There are too many JJs in MMA. There's 2 JJs on team joanna in TUF.
Ginger JJ is pretty qt though. Good facial structure.
>>67357433
>gassing
champions don't gas in the 2nd round faggot
>>67356007
I will take your head clean off, lad
>>67357006
>come to my tiny ass town in bumfuck nowhere instead of meeting halfway
this is what you call a dicktuck.
I swear to god I thought she was bald at first
>>67357618
>"Be Careful" is up 5% over the past week
What?
>>67357587
Oh cool. I remember supporting my gym mates at an early MMA Down Under show before they used the cage in SA.
>>67357651
When they sprint for both rounds they do.
>>67357709
Khabib was never my boy. But I love watching him fight. Damn
>Claudia having fun trolling JJ
How bae is she ?
>>67357709
would it be funny if kabob got killed my a muzzie for being the wrong kind of muzzie?
Khalil seems like a huge attention whore desu
Not sure he is bull-status
>>67357709
>>67357750
I love Siyar because he doesn't reveal what cultural/ethnic background he is because all that matters is that hes representing Afghans in general.
>>67357741
ok lol......because he set a blistering pace.......
you act like it was gatti ward in there
it wasn't
he's supposed to be a champion and can't last 2 full rounds
I'm a McGregor fan, full homo
I just dicked down my Irish gf
That being said, the UFC has a problem with a lot of their main event 5 round fights having guys who are tired in the 2nd round, not at the end of the 2nd round, but during it
>>67357804
He isnt
>>67356446
sure, pal.
"I was gonna do that, but...."
>>67357678
Do you know which one it was? I cornered my friend one MMA Down Under 3 I think it was, the first one in the cage. Main event was our collective /dad/ Dan Kelly heeming Kym Robinson
god joanna is such a cunt
>>67357512
FS1 you stupid pleb faggot
>>67356286
shut the fuck up mexico or I'll punch your head clean off
>DOOM shilling in a fighting show for no reason at all
Classic dana
>>67357846
I think it was MMA Down Under 2. I have the ticket somewhere I think unless I threw it away.
>>67357845
I literally posted the video of it in this thread, wipe your wife's boyfriend's jizz out of your eyes cuck
>>67357868
Because Doom is a violent action packed game that appeals to teenaged boys? Just like how most casual MMA fans are teenaged boys?
>>67357868
That was TUF Brazil level product placement
>>67357867
Shut the fuck up Xin, everyone knows chinks can't fight, this isn't crouching tiger hidden dragon, this is /ngannou/ motherfucker, get it right.
>literally making this guy the TUF house bitch
This is some Oz shit.
The fuck is Robbie doing there
>>67357587
lol what a little pussy
that leg kick was something a little girl would throw, should have heem'd him with that right hand shot
Rumble-Glover for FOX 20 card in Chicago
Holly-Valentina still main event because "muh women"
>Fight starting at :35
Oh shit, 3 full boring rounds of nothing
>>67355849
me on the right
TOOTHLESS
>>67358051
>still expecting quality fights out of TUF 23 seasons in
Who was your favourite person from TUF 1?
If she learns how to actually finish, Tatiana could be decent
>>67358168
Leban & Koscheck
Especially when they fucked with Leban outside and he smashed the house up.
Sanchez was fun to watch too.
TUF just isn't the same anymore..
>>67357810
siyar is an autistic faggot tho and that's just part of his weird delusions of grandeur. srsly have you heard him in interviews? he's unhinged from reality.
>>67358168
TUF 1 Power Rankings
1.Leben
2.Sanchez
3.Koscheck
4.Soutworth
5.Forrest
>>67358305
b-but why
>>67357870
I still have mine hanging on my cupboard, literally so cool that Dan Kelly is in the UFC now and we got to be in his locker room for his 3rd fight, forever my boy
>>67357994
whole event was weird as fuck. It was his hometown so the crowd was cheering when he did his little cheap shot kick, he came in like 2kg overweight and they didn't even ask me if I was okay to fight him even though I would've said yes, and when they took our picture after they put him in the middle between me and the ring girl as if he won that fight. Also he knew the promoter so before I even knew I had a fight he added me on Facebook and looked through all my shit then blocked my the next day when my coach called and said I was fighting.
JJ2 BTFO
>>67358294
nice
>>67358349
AH HA! found my ticket. It is super faded so it wont look good in a picture but it was MMA down Under 2 ringside seats on july 16 2011 in the Ridley Center Adelaide showgrounds.
What's the joke with the cuck meme?
Like what's even funny
>>67358450
Sex is funny
jj's a weak bitch, fights too emotional.
>>67358450
I think it's mostly done to annoy people
Mentioning it will only keep it alive
Claudia is having soooo much fun talking shit and stuff
She's deep in JJ's mind while she's just shitting around
This wrestler chick doesnt know any submission?
>>67358210
>>67358168
1st season was best season
Koscheck fucking around with everyone was hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnDEO5JIz0Y
Joanna BTFO
>37 IP's
nice """""""""""Community"""""""""" fat manlet nerds
>>67358477
Yep, this. I imagine back in the day around WW2 or whatever, this was what it was like when the term "motherfucker" first hit the lingo. Not often word comes along that is so effective in provoking people.
>>67358496
Pity that this doesn't affect fights in reality at all and that anyone who believes a fighter lost because they were 'shook' is an idiot who wants MMA to be pro wrestling.
>>67358547
>cuck
>effective at provoking people
You must be real thin skinned
>>67358582
Perhaps that's a part of it - people are more thin skinned these days
Has any recently popularized single word been as effective in pissing people off?
I just got hives on my face after smoking weed
WTF khalil is on TUF Talk AGAIN?? He fucking lost.
>>67358682
Are you absolutely certain it was marijuana?
>>67358682
Was it your weed? One time I smoked with with my slav homie and I got mad hives on my armpits and crotch.
>>67358574
is kenny kenflo one annoying fuck?
Will you buy the new DOOM game?
>>67358707
No its the same stuff Ive been smoking for weeks. I did come back from a kickboxing class a few hours ago tho
>>67358426
Nice man, I checked the card and I only really recognised Dylan Opitz from somewhere and I remembered Nick Hughes because I'm pretty sure my mates had to go against him in SA BJJ titles.
One of my mates is defending his title in a tournament or something next weekend for Brace, or the title goes up in the tournament every year or something, it's weird. I can't go though because cucked by exams.
based psycho qt
>>67357618
Which meme stocks do you project to increase? I need to make investments now for the maximum (You)s.
>>67358003
Chicago has NEVER gotten a good card.
Pls heem me
>>67358831
I think that we're in a lull at the moment - be on the lookout for new memes and invest early!
Robbie Lawler appears to have Tyron "The Chosen One" Woodley next at UFC 201.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/4/11594250/robbie-lawler-vs-tyron-woodley-welterweight-title-fight-in-the-works?_ga=1.23710394.1885728640.1461276746
>>67358768
Yeah my gym mates did well. One of em won Sub of the night
>>67358913
wow really
i didn't know that
Dear /heem/ senpai, I've wrestled in college and I train BJJ and MMA...I'm small as fuck so I could fight in anything from flyweight to featherweight. Part of me really wants to go trans like Fallon Fox cause I'm SURE I could just DESTROY Meisha Tate. Throw the bitch down to the ground, side control, some elbows to that giant honker, and break arm like Ronda has tried so many times before. Caitlyn Jenner can go suck a dick, I'd be the woman of the year for sure.
>>67358913
Consider me surprised. For sure thought they'd keep on snubbing Tyron. Does this mean GSP is officially never returning to the cage? What happens to Condit?
>>67358952
just fight mighty manlet
>>67358978
Oh there's no stopping that dude plus people would rather watch wmma than short dudes.
>>67358913
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>67359010
true
maybe you should just try to meme it up at featherweight then, there's some deleted chins there you could take advantage of
>>67358952
fuck you dont even joke about that shit. i lost my best friend and fellow fitefan to trannydom last year. its a fucking disease.
>>67358938
I don't usually read the OP, it sucks most of the time.
>>67358969
Condit lost his smile, he won't fight again.
Will Jones win against DC?
>>67359091
Hope you gave him a pity fuck at least
>>67359111
he will lose. claim its part of gods plan. get in a wreck on the highway. also claim its part of gods plan. od on coke. family will claim its part of gods plan at his funeral.
>>67359172
I would go to my local Fijian church and thanks God if that happens
>>67359199
same except i would go to my local korean church bc we dont have fijians here.
Anyone wanna play some UFC 2 on PS4?
did they seriously just have an eating contest? inb4 miesha misses weight by .4 lbs
>>67359252
Fuck you then
>>67359245
How many hours have you put into UFC 2? Still holding up?
>50 shades of hey
you were doing so well ESPN ... ya blew it
i just turned it off
>>67356200
>the podcast stoner
post yfw conor heems nate at UFC 200
>>67357386
>those hips
>that bone structure
qt trap/10
![308f15f32298cf2572eecb7520daa078[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jjd96nV.jpg "308f15f32298cf2572eecb7520daa078[1]")
>mfw Conor is heemed by Nate @UFC 202
>mfw DC heems Jones
>>67357618
>ngannou posting is down
>t. soros schaubposting shill
WE ON A NGANNOU LEVEL NOW
>>67357618
anti-joanna sentiment also gaining traction
>>67358871
K E K
>>67358871
of course you are asian
>>67359690
>they do it
>for free
FOR FREE
>katie nolan
oh my god muh dick
>"How's it feel to be a loser"
>that hair flip
hnnnnnnnngggggggg
>>67358871
Aren't you the emo blog guy? Still better than Adan.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/CuckoldCommunity/comments/4hugiv/why_must_she_spend_the_night/
which one of you is this?
>>67359741
You
You're the only one who browses reddit
>>67359741
>No Ngannou reference
Nobody here
>>67359741
Probably a britcuck
When do you think Anderson Silva will retire?
I could see it happening if he gets heemed by Hall
>>67358732
>that choker
brehs....
strawpoll lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10132689
>>67359892
he's washed up, he shoulda retired years ago
>>67359892
IIRC he just had a contract extension for like 4-5 fights so I'm sure he's going to try to keep it going.
If Hall beats him he'll probably be fed...Maybe a Hendo rematch? But I expect they'd try to give him another winnable fight.
>>67359601
That's true - there's a lot of kindling there, ready to set on fire for an anti-Joanna meme
>>67359091
Sorry anon, is she a qt tho?
>Holm vs Shevchenko
>ending her career before it can really start
Who do you lads think will win TUF 23?
>Men's LHW: Andrew Sanchez
>Women's SW: Tatiana Suarez
>>67359983
Shevchenko has 3 victories over JJ in Muay Thai iirc, she should be a strawweight desu
Who do you guys think is gonna fight Mighty Mouse next? Joseph again?
>>67359983
That's what happens when you leave Sean Shelby in charge of matchmaking
>>67360017
I want the UFC to be cheeky and give someone like Ben Nguyen or Sergio Pettis the title shot
I wouldn't mind seeing a Cejudo rematch though
>>67360017
Somebody encouraged to drop from 135; Lineker on a diet?
Ben10/Smolka winner would have a nice streak, the UFC wouldn't be above throwing the winner in with MM.
>>67359449
say that to my face fucker, not online, and see what happens
>>67360034
>>67360040
I'm cool with this.
>post your song when fighting against a GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>>67360099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yew9L0Xjm_g
especially if its for a titleshot
>>67360099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu3VTngm1F0
>>67360047
The boneheaded TUF24 idea to find someone to challenge Mighty Mouse did give me an idea, though. We take it back to traditional martial arts; make Mighty Mouse do a 100-man Kumite, except with UFC rules in the cage and whatnot.
Schiavello wrote a great piece about Hovhannisyan's kumite, here: http://www.axs.tv/sports/1-vs-100-inside-a-real-kumite-by-michael-schiavello/
>>67360120
I'd actually pay to see that
>>67360099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZKEevgP8q4
SAUSAGE
>>67355449
Yes
>>67355236
>Amir Khan thinks he could compete in MMA after he gets his chin deleted by MY BOY Canelo this weekend
kek
>>67359690
>its still up
kek
>>67360194
Haha as a New Yorker I give you the video of her crying https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SDYkd4dEqws
>>67360240
Breidis Prescoot deleted his chin I SAW IT LIVE
Do you have a four legged buddy, /heem/?
>>67360319
every lass I know is four-legged around me
>>67360309
Yea Khan is going to die on Saturday mark my words
>>67360324
I hope they get it over with so GGG and Canelo can get it on thats the only real fight here
>Take care of you underwears.
>I'm going to fuck you, man.
What did he mean by this?
>>67360321
British dudes don't get laid...you can't fool me.
>>67360319
Yes I do
>>67360319
of course
>>67360326
Would be a bad match up for Canelo against GGG so I doubt it will ever happen
>>67360326
Im not convinced that fight will ever happen. Not sure if its canelo himself, but somebody in that camp in ducking GGG hard.
>>67360319
>Maximus gets hit by a car before Andrei fights Overheem
does Andrei go nuclear? lads, would they have to stop the dam match. Or does he just get really fucking sad...
>>67360338
>>67360339
FUCK
I understand the powers that be having a problem with it but GGG's career has been a colossal fucking waste of time if it doesn't happen
>>67360339
Cmon would you fight a guy 3 in taller then you who is also two weight classes above knocking people left and right, GGG is the only one talking about it cause he just want a easy pay day.
>>67360348
I think GGG should move up a weight lads
>>67360359
I agree honestly its a shit fight for canelo. Just want somebody of note for GGG honestly.
>>67360381
Din't GGG duck someone ?
>>67360395
Probably it is boxing
So are you guys on your keto diets, alpha brain, and are you doing workouts with your primal kettlebells yet?
>>67360413
sorry just got out of my flotation tank brah
gotta load up on some alfabrane, brb
Good morning, heembros. Didn't come to early morning heems, how's it going. Kinda hyped for the next event?
>>67360319
I feed street dogs. Some follows me when I go out, does that count?
>>67360413
>>67360433
DUDE who else was just lucid dreaming ??
>>67360433
You're straight up merkin' in it, dude. Powerful.
>>67360443
you don't have your own pupper?
>>67360453
No, famalam. I live in an apartment. Can't have dogs here.
>>67360448
I think I still am
>>67360448
Not me, I was just out back practicing my wicked archery skills while waiting for my elk meat to finish cooking. Don't be too butthurt, vegetarians.
lads, i've just heemed myself on the foot while trying to do some judo takedown against my imaginary training partner, i crashed on the wall.
lost control of my gravity balancing system whatever but somehow i managed not to break my head or some serious shit.
i'm in my bedroom
>>67360509
Pathetic, Juan
>>67360509
https://www.onnit.com/academy/4-exercises-to-build-unbreakable-ankles/
>>67360524
>those meme exercises
Consider me triggered
>>67360509
I almost heemed myself to the living death a few minutes ago. My dog is getting older. Since she was little she's pissed on newspaper. But also pisses outside. She'll bark or scratch the door and I open it for her. But as I said she's getting older. So I get up to take a piss and kinda slip but was able to catch myself. She's pissed on the tile.Fucking bitch. She's Ted Cruz'in for a brusuing.
>>67360413
I'm too lean for keto. it's the meme diet for fatties
#khabtehfeckupkunt
>>67360555
>implying you could bruise the cruz
he'd heem every here
>>67360509
never train ufc by yourself
>>67360468
>obeying apartment rules
get a load of this cuck
>>67360443
Pretty X-cited to see
>Seery
>Horiguchi
>Mad Dog
>McLellan
>Wade
>Karolina
>Krylov
>Iron Lady
>Tumenov
>Gunnar
>Overeem
>Arlovski
back in action
>>67360608
be careful
>>67360608
Beans looking better.
>>67360616
There's no rule, fampai. I just don't wanna have a dog in here, I can just go out and see them, why get home dirty?
>>67360637
we all know youre just fattening them up to eat them later, mo
>>67360651
We don't eat them here, brother. But we used to supply the Koreans when they were here on development projects. Good business.
>>67360651
dog is haram dummy
>>67360669
>getting cucked out of your rightful dog meat
baka at your """"country""""
ngannou > schaub
>>67360683
selling is more profitable than eating
Tj Dillashaw may get another shot to avenge a loss to Rafael Assunção at UFC 200.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/4/11594434/t-j-dillashaw-in-talks-to-rematch-raphael-assuncao-at-ufc-200?_ga=1.53650856.1885728640.1461276746
>>67360695
Mackenzie > Power Gap the size of the universe > everyone else/schaub/ngannou > hyena explosive diarrhea > schaubposters > niganooposters
>>67360706
you could say that about literally any food since eating isn't profitable ever in and of itself.
face it, allah cucked you out of all the best foods: bacon, dog, premarital sex.
>>67360732
Be careful.
>>67360706
he never earned that black belt, just bought it from amazon after he won a couple of rolls in the beginners class
Mewvment
of money
>>67360738
why are you posting with Kermit the Frog's asshole next to your name?
>>67358003
>Holly Holm on a damn fox card
Damn Dana doesn't play around
>>67360778
get a load of this casual
>>67360778
wew lad
>>67360319
My homeboy
2017 is gonna be conor's year
just watch
you won't see it coming but he will will ascend
>>67360829
Twenty feefteen was moi year
Twenty seexteen will also be moi year
watching krause vs varner and dam dis nigga rolled his ankle about 5 times in the da first round
fuuuuuuck
Does anyone have the webm of Joe Rogan showing perfect lifting technique with the kettlebells.
>>67360706
Is that a black or brown belt?
What's he trying to prove? Is he that insecured about his fighting skills after getting called a whitebelt by Nate?
>>67354760
I've read this twice now, I still can't figure out what this is supposed to be.
>>67360099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ_X3jbFL1s
just listening to this makes me want to heem someone right now
>>67360753
that's a brown belt you colorblind african-american
Looks like Rogan is growing back some fuzz on the top of his head
>>67360870
what's horizontal peru like?
Anyone with a link to TUF?
>>67356007
>>67356200
kek
I knew it was you
>>67360939
http://vidzi.tv/l4iin1urhk4k.html
>>67360934
summer is finally starting. everybody getting pissed about rapefugees, the right wing party is on the rise.
>>67357271
dat face
TUF sucks, Khalil is a fake faggot and lost his first fight, then theres Helen crying about everything, plus all the stupid product placement (Doom) and that donut eating contest. Joanna is going to lose a lot of fans too, shes such a cunt all the time.
>Lawler vs Woodley
>Rumble vs Teixeira
>TJ vs Assuncao
>Gilbert Melendez vs Edson Barboza
Look at all these SPICY matchups, barn burners one and all
This is the kind of matchmaking we need more of, fuck rematches and squash matches
Any /kush/ bros here?
>tfw smoking before grappling gives me a black belt mind
The body just needs to catch up, desu
>>67360998
I love cunty Joanna though, it's great. She's always been this way, fucking with her opponent, people just didn't hear about it I guess.
>>67361014
> tfw smoking before grappling gives me a black belt mind
Is this a meme?
>>67350323
>people give conor shit for playing the diaz brothers game
>people give condit shit for not playing the diaz brothers game
I like the diaz brothers as much as the next guy buy some of you guys are delusional
>>67360443
Next ONE card is pretty good.
Sage Northcutt vs Jake Matthews is THE fight to make lads
>>67361073
matthews would eat sage alive. give him time to grow, he's only 20
>>67361053
>Tatsuya Mizuno vs Mohamed Ali
YES
What would you choose - getting heemed or choked to dark?
>>67361141
doesn't matter what you would choose cause im gonna do both to you
>>67361141
DQ'D
>>67361141
choked
>>67361141
Choked
It's easier on the brain and body
>>67361141
choked, how is this even a contest
>tfw i can heem every here
>>67361141
depends of the choke.
A RNC doesn't hurt so it's okay.
When you're heemed it hurts for days.
>>67361141
>tfw I got choked to darkness while I had full mount on some guy
been choked to dark twice, not that bad, never been heemed though I imagine it's worse. Choked is just like you don't even realise you were out except you're a bit dizzy for 5 minutes after, heemed I'd imagine your whole face feels like shit for a day
>>67361162
>I got choked to darkness while I had full mount on some guy
How is it possible ?
The guy must be strong as hell
>>67361162
>>67361171
Not that guy but I nearly got choked out while in mount as well. Not completely out but my coach saw me fading and told my partner to stop.
Gi chokes are no joke.
i don't see how lawler beat condit. he wins round 2 and 5 and loses the other 3
>>67361171
I was in a comp and the guy got a gi choke on me and had it for a while, then I passed to half guard because I thought it would be easier to break the grip from there, then I when I passed I realised he didn't lock his legs so I went to side control, then I went to push up to break the grip but I thought I'd better go to knee-ride so I can control his body and it'll be easier to break, then at knee-ride I was like fuck it I'll just go full mount and there's no way he'll be able to keep the choke on once I base up in mount.
Then all I remembered was planting my hands on the ground ready to push up (I should've planted on his shoulders but I was a dumb white belt) and then I just remember the ref tapping me on the back and I'm in mount. We were sort of near the edge so I thought the fight was just getting restarted in the middle so I walked over to the middle and the ref raises the other guys hand and I'm all like what the fuck and look at my coach all confused, ask the ref what happened and my coach shows me the video of me just going limp on him after I passed to mount for like 10 seconds.
Sucks because I was up 4 points before the guard pass anyway and there was only 60 seconds left so I probably could've stalled to a win. But I haven't been gi choked from guard since then and I beat him the next pan pacs with a triangle so it's all good.
>>67361194
He won round 3 you cuck.
>>67361194
Round 3 determines the fight
I thought it went to Lawler because his strikes hit harder and generally did more damage, while Condit mostly hit him with pillowkicks and only really landed solidly with one flying knee
>>67361194
He won round 3 though
Pitter-patter volume punching that hit gloves/shoulders does not make for effective striking, whereas Lawler connected more solidly when he threw
Helen is a dog-faced whiny cunt, hope she gets heemed viciously.
>>67361207
>trainUFCfags in my /heem/
>non-NEETS in my /heem/
awful.
god awful.
>>67361256
please get a job and MAGA
Or I will take you to a controversial split decision where I get the nod despite MMA media having you winning the fight
https://youtu.be/DOCH-Q4L52w
>>67361106
Jake Matthews is only 21, what's your point? feed him Sage Northcutt
>>67361303
they need to feed sage a few more years worth of cans
Hey y'all got any more of them heem memes
>>67361219
Yeah it went to Lawler definitely. Boxing rounds are scored the same, you can box from outside and shit but you will still lose if the other guy lands significant strikes three times more than you do.
>>67361338
Be careful
Anyone placing bets on the overeem/arlovski card? I got some money on bigfoot and a multi
>>67361141
bang me out bro, it's the only way
>>67361430
The real question is, where is predictionbro?
>>67361430
tumenov is a lock
>>67361439
You are probably right but I wouldn't underestimate gunnar, I mean he got fucked on in his last fight but that is because he tried to grapple with probably the best bjj person in the ufc.
>>67361430
>bigfoot
shot roidhue with glass chin vs 28 year old dutch person with a reach advantage who has had plenty of time to improve and develop since his last loss
>>67361438
I think predictioncuck is leaving us shortly if he isn't already gone.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFBLNYEJyO7/
>>67361467
Can't anyone just take his place? it ain't that hard to screen cap and put it in one image.
>>67361470
>tfw no more rogan trying to get snapped
>>67361476
It's just a bit time consuming.
If you want to do it, go ahead
>>67361476
Be the Jon jones you want to see in the world.
>>67361053
Nice to see Hoger back in the cage.
Angela Lee, too.
Think that Christian Lee kid is for real? He looked quite munster-esque on the Yangon card
Attached is a terrible "ultra-long" webmaster video file of the end of that fight. Please forgive the poor quality!
>>67361452
struve's chin is made of paper though, and he's never really abused his reach advantage properly.
>>67361476
also gotta be there live updating the card or most of the fun is gone
I could do it for this card if nobody else shows up
>>67361476
yeah but nobody wants to be the prediction KEK
>>67361498
If you take the picks I'll goof them during the fights.
>>67361498
predictioncuck and goofcuck aren't the same person (I think)
>>67361498
My pc and tv is in different rooms. Live updates would take time.
>>67361509
>having multiple rooms
look at mr rich guy over here
>>67361505
No, they have been the same person for a while. I started goofing them but I stopped about a year ago and predictioncuck has been doing both since then.
>>67361503
>>67361505
alright i'm on it
>>67361521
>predictioncuck has been doing both since then.
truly the cuck we all need
>>67361505
>goofcuck
who?
>>67355236
>>67355236
You know Arlovski's gonna play Russian Roulette again when that dog dies.
>>67361470
>>67361490
Kid is certainly impressive for his age. And Evolve MMA camp is legit.
Plus you can't deny the hilarity of guys named Amir Khan and Mohamed Ali on the same card.
>>67357433
Dear lord. Learn some boxing fundamentals you filthy casual.
and just because Nate bleeds doesn't mean he was getting beat up. Diaz brothers are notorious bleeders.
Conor wasn't doing jack shit that other fighter with 2x the skill and power didn't already try to do to Nate.
Nate rolled with the punches and tagged Conrad over and over again.
Bitch Irish tapper quitter McMemer was getting slapped till he couldn't get slapped no more.
>>67361554
what do you think of:
Jay Borge
Nik Lentz
Cody garbagde
>>67360818
Does he like fights?
made by an abo in ms paint edition
>>67361577
>Reem via R2 KO
>Bigfoot via R1 KO
>Tumenov via 30-26, 30-26, 30-25 UD
>Germaine via spicy dutch muay thai R1 TKO
>Krylov via R1 TKO
>>67361577
sorry here are the fights
>>67361589
>>Bigfoot via R1 KO
Prime Tank Abbott would clear out the heavyweight division together.
None of them want to get hit.
>>67361600
Granted they both have glass chins, but Struve is just more shit lad, sorry
>>67361577
ANDREI
ANTONIO
ALBERT
GERMAINE
NIKITA
KAROLINA
>>67361577
>Overeem
>Silva
>Tumenov
>Germaine
>Krylov
>Kowalkiewicz
>>67361554
It's gonna be great.
Ali's one of those Egyptian Top Team guys
I don't think I've EVER seen an ETT fighter win
First saw ETT fighters on Supa Fite Leeg cards, I suspect they were just being brought in to lose to Indian fighters, so the local fans could feel a bit better about Indian fighters...
Boku vs Jadambaa should be a good one too
i'm glad we can all agree Russia is best at /heem/
>>67361618
struve already retired nog, bigfoot will be next mark my word
protip: you're a goof
>>67361577
>>67361596
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Elmose
Nikita
Karolina
i've made this shitty template far too small what do
>>67361657
increase the size of the canvas you goof
why'd you volunteer if you're that inept (no offence)
>>67361577
>Overeem
>Silva
>Nelson
>de Randamie
>Barroso
>Kowalkiewicz
>>67361577
Overeem
Struve
Nelson
De Randamie
Krylov
Jo Clark
>>67361657
look, if you can't do it, delete your post and I'll take over
>>67361670
it's all good i'm learning how to use ms paint as I go. it's hard being a young child on 4shan
>>67361577
>Overeem
>Struve
>Tumenov
>de Randamie
>Barroso
>Kowalkiewicz
>>67361657
zoom out you goof
ey check it out, this goof is taking your predictions
>>67361492
He is training with a better camp now at least, but I don't know how they let a 7 foot white as snow dutch guy join the blackzillians.
>>67361690
what is this man' name again
>>67361490
>accidentally getting full mount going for a grounded head kick
kek
>>67361711
what a shit card
>>67361711
dude just download photoshop you are making this so hard for yourself
>>67361744
literally every fight on the maincard will end in a finish except for the first WMMA one
>wmma
>>67361768
it's super easy on me this way and it'll look less shit when it's done, that's zoomed out by 50%
>>67361711
download paintdotnet, it's free has layers and works well
I used to use that when I had winblows as a kid
also
>
>>67361790
I don't know if you have ever used photoshop before but is 1000 times easier than doing what you are doing.
Like you can adjust the canvas size on the fly and have multiple layers and move things around individually and man it's gonna take you 3 hours to put the dana faces on the losers.
>>67361798
>>67361808
alright i'll fix it up
>>67361827
I have no idea how to use any of this shit somebody else do it or you're getting a shitty ms paint version
>people thought conair could beat rda and lawler
>>67361338
here's a cheeky ngannou
>>67361863
>>67361878
Honestly what you're doing isn't even bad, it's just shoving posts together and that looks fine enough
Where's predictionbro though? Why's he not doing this shit? Is that nigga slacking off his /heem/ duties? He missed that other card recently too
>>67361577
REEM via HEEM
Bigfoot
Gunnar
Elmose
Karolina
is predictioncuckbro an excel master?
does he need sql to do that stuff?
wew
>>67361967
unfortunately it appears so. last card there we're also a late of fake predictionbro's that havn't appeared yet
>>67362054
>>67362032
Why are we all assuming he's dead?
He missed a card recently but even then he started taking picks for it, it just changed last minute and he didn't bother showing.
Pretty sure he was here for the last card, that nigga got some 'splaining to do
>>67362081
209 WUT
Watched an XFO today.
>>67362081
you have poor reading comprehension, don't you?
don't ever (You) me again
>>67362115
you misunderstand lad
>>67362105
I cringed. That is literally the most unconfortable bodypart to stretch
>>67362161
how are you tuning into this? fight pass? seems pretty low level
>>67362144
so, does he make that shit on excel or what
>>67362188
A card from 2013, back when men were men and women were women.
>>67362198
I doubt it, it's just putting posts together. It'll be Photoshop.
>>67362220
back in the day
2013, what a year for the chris
>>67362122
Why does he throw his arms up in confusion when he falls to the c--canvas?
>198 is just next week
Should be fun ᵗᵇʰ
>>67362105
if he was mobile enough to do a split that submission wouldve been literally useless
I'm done playing games Italian streamcuck.
Friday the thirteenth it's going down, show up at Milanimal at 7:30 pm, they have a bjj lesson at that time and we'll both pretend to be interested in signing up so we get a free trial, then when we start rolling it's me vs you in a grappling match, stop ducking me and don't be scared homie, I know you live near there anyways. Gi or no Gi, it's up to you (but I don't have a gi so please make it no gi)
None of this bullshit edgestonia posturing, there's a time and a place.
>>67361964
That's fucked up bro.
>>67362309
>Gi or no Gi, it's up to you (but I don't have a gi so please make it no gi)
worse than the worst cormier
>>67362326
That's actually one of the funnier things I've seen come out of the nigganou posters
>>67362105
>>67362155 Not being mobile as >>67362295
Might as well have been you man.
>>67362344
this
reminder to stretch
>>67360309
That fight made zero sense. Why would they do that to Khan so early in his career? Putting a prospect vs a puncher.
>>67362295
You would literally have to be able to split your legs 200°+ to make that submission useless
>>67362386
if you can do a full split you can split way more with your knees bent like that
>>67362386
Get in my guard and we'll see whose submissions are useless
wow arianny went through such a decline its such a shame she was such a qt pie in her younger days
and now i dunno
>>67361731
Rich "5%" Piana
Rich "mutant" Piana
Rich "leave humanity behind" Piana
>>67362309
kek
I don't have a gi either
I'll think about it
Do I need a doc's certificate? Mine has expired
>>67362428
man dont fuckin talk to me im here to train not to talk
whats a good ufc event to watch pre 100?
>>67362445
All the ones with Anderson Silva
>>67362429
I don't have one either but I don't think they would ask for one for just a one day trial, say that when you sign up you'll bring it next time.
Biggest Beatdowns in MMA
https://youtu.be/L-Un121HUKo
Sakuraba/Arona
>Petz/Morgan
>30-27,30-26,30-23
>Herb Dean is the referee.
Cro Cop/W. Silva
GSP/Penn
Cormier/Henderson
Velasquez/JDS 2
The JDS fights come to mind also Holly/Rousey, Namajunas/Van Zant, Dos Anjos/Pettis.
"George I'm going to the death. I'm going to try to kill you and I'm not joking about this." - Kenny Florian
Tim Kennedy "Next fight ? I know what it is. It's big. Biggest fight of my career. Biggest coolest venue on the planet"
Who's he talking about ?
And MSG ?
>>67362494
indian reservation for bellator he must of finally been released
I am watching the new tuf and the girl is already crying. I wonder if she is not faking an injury
>>67362466
Cyborg-Finney
>>67362514
that girl will be a complete mess when she actually has to fight
>>67362514
>>67362545
stream?
>>67362514
This is why I like the element of isolation at the house, because it can weed out the mentally weak ones. Like the ones who suddenly can't deal with an ache or a pain, that one gay guy with the raspy voice from a few seasons ago comes to mind. Just any excuse to not fight. It's the same chick that felt "dehydrated" right? The one going through withdrawal
>>67362621
If only he weifght 80 more pounds and was 6 feet something, I would care.
Nah I'm joking, he's awesome.
>>67362429
>Do I need a doc's certificate? Mine has expired
you need a doctor's certificate to sign up for a gym?
Reminder that if MM fought in a heavier weight class he wouldn't be as dominant.
>>67362671
That applies to all dominant champions
>>67362686
exactly, its easier to be a dominant champ in a lower weight class
>>67360413
Paleo, krill oil and medicine ball-only workouts here.
I'm not ready to go full rogy bear mode yet.
>>67362665
Do you think he does these secretly because he knows his wife doesn't approve?
>>67362727
he doesn't sleep with his wife when he is coming up to fights he has his own little room
/heem/ I got a huge fucking hornet on my balcony right now. What do I do?
>>67362750
tame it and make it do your bidding
first you catch it
then put it in the freezer this will slow it down and tie a string to it
and this will begin its training
Daily Motivation
"How to destroy fat acceptance"
https://youtu.be/FOxUiN72ywA
>>67362751
dorks BTFO
>>67362759
Mнe нpaвитcя чacть пpo зaмopoзить eгo нaхyй и coвceм нe нpaвитcя пpo "пoймaть eгo", тoвapищ.
>>67362621
literally p4p #1
>>67362846
unironically the best fighter on the earth
Dzień dobry! :) #UFCRotterdam #ufcfighter #mma #mmafighter #fighter #fun #happy #smile #lodz #poland #polishgirl #friends
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFBJKNnMSP9/?taken-by=karolinakowalkiewicz
Last chance olympic wrestling qualifier is this weekend in Turkey
Frank Molinaro, NCAA champ from Penn State, who beat the GOAT mma prospect and Bellator signee Aaron Pico to win the 143 lb, after upsetting Brett Metcalf, the former US starter at that weight.
He's very hardheaded and has a quirky front headlock series, but he's inexperienced in freestyle, and struggled in Mongolia where J'den Cox cucked everybody and qualified with ease.
Very high likelihood that a few more turks get sleepied too.
>>67362862
theres something broken looking about her?
>>67362877
>143 lb
>>67362882
There are only two type of Polish girls; the broken, and the breakers.
>>67362846
That pound for pound shit makes no sense. I wish Rogan would stop talking about that constantly.
>>67362913
He's dead inside
>>67362913
connor a shell of his former self its like diaz stole his soul
>>67362913
disgustingly big nose
>>67360240
Did he say that?
It's a different world desu, no doubt his boxing would be at a higher level than the others, but that's just one aspect
Doubt he'd ever make the transition, I reckon there's far more money in boxing
good morning, /heem/
>>67362978
>gucci cap
low class trash desu
>>67362978
dee looks upset connor not being happy is getting to her
>>67362978
I love how she moved her head just to be sure the Rolls Royce logo would be visible
The Iron Lady's opponent, Anna Elmose. 5'3'', 135lbs
>>67360240
>I rate Canelo
his best win is a lacklustre decision over Cotto. He should have lost against Lara and Kirkland hasn't fought in nearly 2 years before fighting him. Complete hype baby.
>If we say he is the biggest star in boxing enough times people will start to believe it.
>>67362978
>tfw your husband is a manlet
>>67362885
His cut is pretty brutal. He's built like Chad Mendes on twice the gas.
Anyone remember when Callen was convinced that Condit only ever lost to GSP?
>>67363073
Footage of her most recent win (23-May-2015) against then 4-1 Mara Romero Borella - was unable to find higher resolution, sorry.
>>67355677
>http://www.foxsports.com/boxing/story/amir-khan-mma-boxers-hit-harder-canelo-alvarez-050316
You're the only people other than ISIS behading people.
>>67362750
yeah make him your bro, bro
>>67363241
shit thread
>>67362657
yeah pretty much all sports
basically you need a doctor to tell you in writing you're good to do sports so if anything happens to you it's no the establishment's responsibility
>>67360578
great combo. Right cross to right elbow back to a slicing downward elbow, all from the same side so its very effecient and no wasted movement. Indeed Cruz can heem everyone here along with Mcgoobz
>>67362751
>Reebok deal rips off fighters
>"hehe LOL you only have one follower LOL"
>>67362913
"I just lost the biggest payday in the history of MMA because I wouldn't do a press conference"
