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UPCOMING EVENTS:
5/4: TUF Season 23 EP 3
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Lee vs Yamaguchi)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Mr. Wonderful vs Rampage-Lite)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Paul Harris vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Our Boy vs Cuckhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (GSP-Lite vs Wonderboy)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Polish Waifu vs qt3.14hue)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
I'm on a Ngannou level
Reduce the events, man. 5 is enough.
Be careful.
good thread OP
Is repeating digits Conor will heem Nate
>>67345022
>5 is enough
At least until the end of June imo
Would European MMA fighters benefit from all the best European gyms working together to make a super MMA gym in Paris/London to stop the talent drain to America? It's shit that every time a good European fighter gets to the UFC they jump ship to the States.
>>67345041
honestly I just skip over that whole list anytime it is posted here because it is a bloated mess. We have multiple threads a day, there is no reason to have events listed that far out when the list can be updated constantly...
Seriously?
let me bang
ngannou > schaub
Jordan Parsons died.
He was hit in a hit and run about a week ago.
Sad stuff.
What are the best Tim Kennedy fights? Already saw his fight against Rafael Natal
>>67345112
damn, that's messed up
>>67345108
>T. Cuck
>>67345130
vs Ruke Lockhold
wtf was the ref thinking, she was already out of comission with the first elbow
Pic related, disgraceful ref
>>67345112
>tfw donated money
>>67345130
Rockhold in Strikeforce was good if I remember
>>67345092
he is right though, he looked comfortable on the ground at the end of the first and had top position. when you are gassed all technique goes out of the window plus he was hurt when he want for the takedown
>>67345092
What happens to Conor if he lose the rematch?
>>67345163
this time he blames the media
what did he mean by this?
>>67345144
what does T. mean?
>>67345112
He died? Damn.
>>67345192
Potential spicy banger inc
>>67345154
it'll help his family la
>>67345192
Never understood why Americans do this. It's fucking weird and you'd get heemed doing that here.
>>67345112
:(
RIP Jordan
>>67345216
I wanted to see Ragin Al get the fight with Giblert rescheduled
>>67345230
who do you lie to famalam? football players can't stop doing this.
>>67345230
eplel players do it all the time
>muh america
fuck off
>>67345162
>He is right though.
Not really.
Considering the fact that Nate was going for the inverted guard and got it, the fact that he looked so comfortable in the top position is a
knock on his grappling.
Actually the fact that he was playing top position at all on a Diaz without fucking up his legs first or having a college degree in wrestlefucking is a knock on his grappling.
HEIL SCHAUB
>>67345265
>>67345269
The epl is like 70% johnny foreigner
>ask a girl to heem me because exams are coming up
>she doesn't respond
>look up heem on Google
She probably saw this and thought I was flat-out asking for a root
>>67345290
>small dick
knew it haha
>>67345322
It's well established Callen is the real big dick bandit.
>>67345278
>>67345162
Please stop memeing, Just stop.
There is simply no way for a guy 2 divisions down who knows nothing about JJ to even compete with Nate at ground game.
>>67345290
If you ain't down with the 14/88, lose my number.
>>67345316
when do your exams start, lad? good luck.
>>67345334
you think its bigger than romeros?
>>67345341
Why'd you link the post agreeing with you?
>>67345341
I almost hope the rematch is a drawn-out jiujitsufuck where Nate tears Conor apart on the ground just to get people to shut the fuck up about Conor's """"underrated ground game"""""
>>67345310
(You)
>>67345381
>tfw Holm's clit is bigger than Jons dick
>>67345424
Get your baby chin on the end of my snap kick
>>67345421
>Underrated ground game
Who the fuck thinks McGregor has an underrated ground game?
>tfw all this shittalk from Conor have made me hyped for the rematch
Before I didn't even care about that fight. Now I would just love for Conor to lose again.
>mfw he tries to win the rounds and not punch himself tired but instead gets jabbed to death
>>67345381
think i know why jon does drugs. can't be easy being a black man with small penis.
>>67345372
Start of June, thanks senpai
>>67345463
Conor fanboys who saw that nice little sweep in the end of the first round.
>>67345463
People who think he legit dominated Diaz on the ground in the first seem to think he can hang with Nate on the ground, completely ignoring the fact that Nate let himself get rolled over because he's comfortable off his back
Nate rolls with Kron Gracie and Nick on a regular basis, you have to be batshit crazy to think Kavanaugh can somehow emulate that kind of training
How many headkicks is too many?
>>67345445
>>67345471
>ayooo jon lemme suck that clit nigguh
>>67345498
D-did you see how he passed Sivers guard though?
>>67345469
>mfw he tries to win the rounds and not punch himself tired but instead gets jabbed to death
you're prob right
>>67345512
>he hanks ghacies
>how to spot a casual
>>67345471
Does being the best p4p help?
I hadn't rewatched McGregor-Diaz in a minute. That first round is so different now. They're both feeling each other out for the first 3 minutes. There's about a minute of back and forth and the round ends on the ground. It's really not a huge round for McGregor like I originally thought. He got the cut and landed bigger punches, but Diaz was giving it back and looked far more sophisticated on the ground (even Goldie acknowledged that he's giving Conor the top and that it's not a sweep like people seem to think). Those teeps did look pretty dangerous though.
Conor is talking about "schooling Diaz to the bell" in a rematch, but I honestly think guns blazing is his best shot. That's how he wins fights. Letting Nate get into a rhythm is not a good idea. We saw how that worked for Johnson as well. His 1-2 is OP once he gets control of the range.
>>67345498
Okay admittedly that was a pretty neat fucking sweep.
But for fucks sake Nate was slapping him on the way down and immieditly started spiraling for submissions.
Do people really put that much stock in a sweep the other guy rolled with?
>>67345512
The first round also ended with Nate in postion for leg locks.
>>67345607
not when you have a small pp
>>67345469
let's be honest ufc 200 could've been great with nate and conor
>>67345609
Thought the same thing after rewatching it again a month or so ago. When you remember Nate didn't even get to spar for the fight it just makes me think the next fight is going to be even worse for Conor.
>>67345609
Conor did better in the first half of the second round then he did in the first. That was I took from the fight after re-watching. But Nate started to connect way more, and when he started to slap him around it was over.
>>67345654
200 still looks amazing to me, tbqh famalam.
>>67345671
>>67345698
>Mfw you guys were already talking about the fight and my post was randomly on topic
Any ideas about the scratches on Nick's face? I still don't understand how those happened.
>>67345588
Do casuals know about Kron Gracie?
They didn't hype that up at all in the embedded videos, that he was bros with the Diaz brothers.
>>67345748
Special effects
>its a conor thread
>n-n-no one wants to see conor vs nate II
>t. dana reebux shills
dana EXPOSED, ufc 197 300k buys
top kek
>>67345771
I honestly don't want to see it again.
There's a specific counter to the Diaz brothers and McGregor doesn't have it.
I do however want my boy to get paid.
>>67345771
>n-n-no one wants to see conor vs nate II
Barely anyone is actually saying this lad, I think it's a stupid rematch but I'd still be into it and hyped
>>67345771
>you now realize that UFC 200, the supposed biggest event in the company's history, will do sub 500k
>>67345824
This is how I feel too
I also feel it really devalues the featherweight belt to have the champ hunt for ego rematches rather than defend his title against one of the many contenders gunning for it
>>67345771
I want to see it now. At first I hated the fight.
It will probably happen after 200. Dana loves money.
>>67345533
It's time for our species to get a massive purge.
For real.
>>67345865
Yeah, but those > 500k are all a bunch of pals who pitched in and watch the event together.
>>67345867
What makes it worse for me is that Edgar and Nate are both my boys.
McGoober's temper tantrum fucks them both instead of just one.
>>67345865
this.
Is a good card but was not what i was expecting.
>>67345867
Dana has said that Conor will fight the winner of Aldo-Edgar II. I really don't see Conor getting his way this time. Lorenzo has put his foot down on this one.
>>67345533
HERB DEAN-LIKE IN THEIR STOPPAGE THERE, JOE
>>67345771
>its a conor thread
It's actually a Reddit thread, that's what I typed in the subject line when I wrote the OP
>>67345939
When they announce GSP vs. Lawler everybody will do a complete 180 on this card.
Anybody else hyped for Sanchez-Lauzon?
>>67345865
It's supposed to be Conor beating RDA first and then fighting robbie at 200 with Ronda fighting someone else to hold the belt. what went wrong?
>>67345995
Sanchez-Lauzon is a spicy as fuck matchup, I'm more hype for that than I am most of the fights on that card
>this is my wallpaper
>>67345995
>GSP vs. Lawler
Shit, the judges won't know who to gift the decision to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0gLvVByM30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0gLvVByM30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0gLvVByM30
bundaful.
>>67346108
I think they have the most Fight of the Night bonuses between them than any match-up in UFC history.
>>67346121
gis are the worst
>its a conor's groundgame discussion episode
>le conor has no le ground game maymay
>>67346119
>condit beat lawler
>hebdricks won the second fight
>I don't rate Conor McGregor
>>67346256
Condit/Lawler was close either way.
Hendricks/Lawler II was a one-sided beating and anybody who disgrees needs to watch the fight again.
I was posting earlier today, now my phone is banned for CP from a post in 2014 september that i never posted. The fuck is wrong with this site?
>>67346187
>>67346225
>>67346263
How about you join the debate instead of just posting dank memes
>>67346320
weirdo
>>67346320
are you on data? that happened to me earlier this month and now i can only post on wifi
>>67346377
I've tried debating you literal cuckolds before. There's absolutely no reasoning with you and your irrational hatred of a confident, successful white man.
>>67345995
Of course dude Sanchez vs Lauzon is the definition of JUST BLEED and Sanchez is my boy, that really is the fight im more hyped beside frankie and aldo.
GSP vs Lawler would be great
>>67346320
>>67346389
turn ur data on and off lad
>>67346108
There's Jim Miller vs Fireball Kid too as another potential spicy banga too
>>67346389
>>67346469
thanks
>>67346381
>implying i posted the CP
Don't be a retard
>>67346535
I really hope Gomi gets one last epic heem and retires.
Thanks for the memories
>I don't think Conor has an underrated ground game
>I say Conor has a shit ground game despite not actually training in a gi 3x a week or even training BJJ at all
>"no Conor didn't neutralize Max Holloway on the ground with his ground game"
>>67346413
>Conor
>white
>>67346413
>more memes
On topic though, who does JDS fight next? Browne? Arlovski? Nobody wants to see him fight Cain again so that's probably out
I honestly want to see him fight Werdum again, despite being a rematch. It was a long time ago, JDS has taken a lot of damage since then and Werdum has gone nowhere but up
>>67346565
>Don't be a retard
or what
>>67346666
be careful
>be careful
>>67346638
is that a bangpupper?
>>67346605
don't know bro gomi used to be my boy but he lost his chin and miller lately is gassing out really fast
>>67346320
you have a dynamic ip fukboi
someone that had your ip in the past posted cp
>>67345533
never leave home without your gun
jon
>>67346924
mcgregor
>>67345995
If GSP was coming back we would know. He would have had to submit himself to USADA testing 4 months before he could fight.
>>67345533
>That head bouncing cleanly off of the asphalt
nauseating desu
>>67346061
Is this a Bangladeshi girl?
>>67346879
>going out and about in a major city in 2016
>not being strapped
peoples sense of self preservation has literally been bred out of them
is yair rodriguez legit or a meme fighter?
>>67346320
>>67346389
One time my phone was banned for posting furry on /g/.
>>67346798
It belongs to the poster with the green Japanese flag
>>67346413
Sounds like you've been BTFO one too many times.
rare lithcuck coming through
BACK THE FUCK UP
>>67347122
any rare estonia?
>>67347076
meme fighters can always have a decent length of legitimacy with match making, good coaching and being self aware.
look at well coached JDS and barbosa
India has 1.2 billion people
Why have they not produced a single good fighter?
>>67347350
>Estonia so shook he's literally disappeared
Is it over lads? Is the main event of HEEM 1 cancelled?
>>67347642
fly lithcuck to nc and i'll fuck him
>>67346061
>>67347041
Answer him, i need to know
>>67347642
I'm ready to fight anyone any weight class.
>>67347813
Give me her number
>>67345865
Who gives a fuck? All you dweebs worrying about ppv buys are faggots.
>>67346798
Yes
>>67347849
She's a model, famalam. don't have her number. Also doesn't look that good.
>>67347956
This. who cares about how much ufc makes, people act like ufc didn't survive before Conor happened.
>>67347637
think of the same logic for everything else india or china does
they massively underpreform
>>67347637
too busy with griget.
https://youtu.be/BtCJKPxtVJ8
What's going on?
>>67347969
what's her name
>>67347969
How tall is she?
https://www.fb.com/Ozy/videos/1778738665675783/
>>67348102
>>67348113
you weirdos, come visit here, prostitution is legal, you'll get better than that with merikan dollar.
>>67348173
Could i stay with you then?
I will train you in SS for exchange
>>67347637
1.2 malnourished manlets desu
>>67347637
low test betas
>>67348173
can i stay in your house?
>>67348263
sure, I can even scam some girl's parents by making them think their daughters are getting married to you and going to america.
who here would love to take lithcuck's back and anally ravage him?
>>67348407
none of us you weirdo
http://www.flocombat.com/article/41489-flocombat-weekly-q-a-ruthless-robbie-lawler
>>67345748
deader 5000 right lmao
>>67348385
Sounds like a deal, ill have to wait like a year. What part of india am i flying to?
>>67348495
i want to hold lithcuck like that
Would you Urijah's sister lads?
>>67348527
see a map of india, there's a huge blank in the middle that is not india, that part.
>>67348407
yes
>>67348544
i would urijah
(hint hint: im gay)
Watch this and tell me DC wasn't competitive for the first three rounds.
JBJ vs DC: https://youtu.be/jETFlZjABL0
>>67348544
No, she carries the same genetics he does. Cant risk a big accident becoming a small one
>>67348581
you could make a solid case that Cormier won both rounds 2 and 3, thats how I saw it the first time I watched it.
Going to sleep, lads. Have a nice day.
>>67348669
may your dreams be full of heems
You made me cry too Jon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jETFlZjABL0
Barboza vs Melendez in July
who do you guys like?
>>67348544
Holy shit Chad was THIS close to not being a manlet.
>>67348669
goodnight sweet prince
Any updates on Machida? Been away for a few weeks on a trip and I didn't have Internet. USADA or the UFC said anything about his punishment yet?
![1193887_357a7bcf3099ff6d7825b4bc83489201_640x640[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TkoNAYr.jpg "1193887 357a7bcf3099ff6d7825b4bc83489201 640x640[1]")
When is Koskal going to start being in the OPs?
Just look at this spin kick and tell me he's not a legit threat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w77Sw_WY0MY
>>67347637
The same reason black people don't dominate the winter olympics.
The sport isn't popular in their region/culture.
>>67349035
kek
mm on suicide watch
http://youtu.be/gcoo3HtRx3c
https://youtu.be/syUdb1hJzT4
CM Punk has been employed by the UFC for 517 days
>>67345162
no, you fucking Paki faggot. Nate put Conor in guard and Conor was a pussy and didn't want to grapple. So, he tried to ground and pound Nate but Nate put his legs up, which kept Conor's manlet arms from landing and significant strikes.
>>67348892
>>67348581
>even with "le """goat""" eye poke man" and that entire stacked 200 card the UFC is so desperate for some way to promote the event without Conor that they're uploading the free fight a full 2 months ahead
AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA
ahahahahahahha
hahahahhahaha
ahahahahah
hahahahhahahahhahahhhahhahuehuehuehue
>>67349144
>still undefeated
unbelievable run so far
>>67345230
english people all got flat back zero booty so it's easy to understand why nobody slaps ass over there. you might hurt your hand or smthn
>>67349213
>likely to stay undefeated for another 517 days
Next anderson silva?
>>67349144
he will win by shining wizard knockout then by arm triangle
>>67345447
Was Jon Jones ever black?
>>67347642
estonia retired and blamed media obligations just to duck lithcuck
>>67349371
Remember when Carlos was a legit contender?
>>67349371
>not always training in a gi
Absolutely disgusting
>>67349421
he's literally a two time champ
>>67349156
boohoo jon put his finger in my eye
Joe Rogan about to go live with hardcore feminist comedian Whitney Cummings
Should be a good one after Trump secures the GOP nomination
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>67349371
>whitebelt
no wonder nick took him down and took his back so easily
>>67347012
>He would have had to submit himself to USADA testing 4 months before he could fight.
Source? And would they have to publicly disclose that he's being tested?
>>67349468
two time?
>>67349816
he won it two times. he's current champ
>>67349614
Is this the same guy? He works for the UFC?
>>67349799
Dana said that is what happens when Conor announced that he retired. We would be able to see his tests on th USADA website.
Nick Hein should have laid off the steroids and heavy lifting
>>67349836
Goof, not even one time honestly
>>67349015
old news bro
>>67349894
On the one hand, you appear to be right about the USADA website posting all results and I believe Dana said that. On the other, I'm curious to see where the 4 month buffer is and if any exceptions are granted. Maybe I'm just over-hopeful about GSP-Lawler, but I've been convinced that was the upcoming announcement for a while. i just don't see a bigger bombshell that they could drop and Lawler will definitely be involved in 200.
>>67350021
>wec champ
>interim ufc champ
>>67349836
Lawler 2, 3, 5
Lawler clearly won the 2nd and 5th rounds
He striking was more effective than Condit's in the 3rd
Condit hit him with pitterpatter pillowkicks aside from one flying knee, whereas Lawler was doing damage the entire round
>>67348892
holy shit Walt Jr. at 3:03
DC was winning before Jones eye poked him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jETFlZjABL0
>>67350137
Am I the only one that is still pissed Condit won that fight against Nick Diaz years ago?
>>67350137
Agreed entirely
I actually thought Condit won when I watched it first but upon rewatching it twice and that third round twice more I changed my mind, Lawler edged it fair and square
Close fight though
>>67350323
If you're not Nick Diaz, then no.
>>67349614
Oh god this is bad
>>67350323
I feel the same way anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rQEbQJx5Bo
Pick new music for Conor if he ever comes back
>>67350323
Am I the only one who is still pissed that Condit lost against Robbie a few months ago?
>>67349614
I hope Rogan doesn't do his thing where he changes his views for the guest, since he seems to be pretty anti-feminist lately
>joe rogan in charge of talking about being greedy
>>67350451
GOAT walkout music for Irish fighters coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsxcZol_FEE
tee bee haych I don't know if this is the alpha brain or estrogen causing joe to talk like a pussy rn
>>67349614
>it's a comedian acts enlightened episode
the narcissism on this JRE episode holy shit
>>67350596
Damn who came out to this, was it K-Flo? Or maybe it was Edgar or Maynard, or maybe just the same card as them, it was fucking hype whoever it was.
>>67350633
it's because whitney is in the room
her act stinks but she was funny on the roasts she has done
Benavidez vs Mighty Mouse next?
>>67350693
anthony said trump made a rule that you couldn't make fun of how much money he had during his roast, you couldn't say he wasn't actually worth less than 6 billion
>>67350323
Those bodyshots & the takedown at the very end of the fight are the only things that Nick managed to do in the entire fight.
Condit completely shut down Nick's offense and landed more shots while circling out of the way.
The only thing that nick won on, in the eyes of the judges, was center control and a take down.
As much as I love nick, he lost that fight.
Just like he lost the fight against GSP.
Just like he lost against Anderson Silva.
>>67350726
dj vs winner of cruz/faber imho lad
>>67350726
Now you've done it, anon...people are gonna bitch about manlets and lighter weight divisions and shit even though heavyweight is boring as FUCK.
>>67350781
>That overhand left, leg kick, head kick combo
*Rubs thighs vigorously*
>>67350781
Condit's movements are so slick, impressive shit
>>67350781
Might as well post the bodyshots I was talking about
>>67350942
Also this
>>67350868
>ywn have a thick qt gf who towers over you
Sometimes I wish I were a dwarf.
>>67350868
dat whooty despite being skinny
>>67350692
forrest used to come out to it. it was p tite
>>67347076
Pure meme
>>67351045
Yeah I remember he did.
I checked the one I was trying to remember and it was Kenny Florian vs Gray Maynard on the card that had BJ Penn vs Edgar 2 and Florian came out and it was the first UFC in Boston in like forever, so they crowd went crazy for Florian since he's from Boston too.
>>67350126
he all both his ufc title fights desu
>>67350323
Honestly, the Diaz brothers are my boys but that bout, with the Anderson bout a well is just the biggest example of where they suck.
They just can't corner people to save their fucking lives and the fact that they're so fucking fucking tough means nobody who is elite is stupid enough to try to outpunch them or outbang them.
If Nick was just able to pin Carlos in place we would have gotten a spicy fucking banger because when the smart plan doesn't work Condit just starts swinging.
>>67351215
>he all both his ufc title fights desu
Who do you lads have for Taleb vs Jouban?
I might be cheeky and pick Taleb, I think Jouban is overrated and Taleb looked great against Erick Silva
>>67351253
Jouban by being QT
>>67349144
when is this fucking pussy going to fight?
>>67351264
fag
>>67351253
Are there lines out? I'd be surprised if Jouban is a favorite.
>>67350371
Same here desu
>>67351364
He's going to save UFC 200
>>67349614
>>67349614
>hardcore feminist comedian
>constantly taking near nude selfies of herself asking if shes pretty
>>67351400
>long legs short arms
literally woman tier build
>>67351400
Lol no
>>67351400
no, but he is /qt/
>>67351400
Nice Spicolli shoes.
>>67351400
his nose is longer than his arms
>>67349958
don't ever talk to me or my boi again
>>67351264
makwan or rockhold are the qt goats desu
>>67351400
who's taking those pictures????
>>67351496
lithcuck, the man himself
>>67345162
stop. the x-guard thing meant jack shit and every other time it was on the ground nate went straight through him like butter
>>67345381
>so much for the preacher daughter
fuckin kek
Would you rather have Mark Hunt's hands or Stephen Thompson's kicks?
>>67351518
>and every other time
Honestly McGregor was kind of fucked that time as well.
If the round hadn't ended he would have gotten kneebarred.
>>67345609
People just keep trying to stand and outstrike the Diaz brothers. It just isn't going to happen.
GSP beat Nick because everytime Nick got settled to strike GSP took him down. And while he was expecting the takedown GSP would strike until he forgot about it. Repeat. Bendo beat Nate, I have no desire to rewatch the fight but I'm guessing he did much the same sort of thing.
But Conor's wrasslin isn't exactly GSP-tier, nor is it even Bendo-esque, so that's out.
Nate is bigger and stronger than him, and can take a punch with the best of them. Conor isn't invincible, and he doesn't tend to evade punches as often as he used to pre-stardom. Plus Nate feints and mills and generally works his hands well enough to make any counterstriker think twice.
Conor's largely untested in the grappling, being nice we can assume that BJJ is not his strength. Nate is a good grappler.
So what the hell is Conor supposed to do?
>>67351545
Mark Hunt's hands
>>67351545
my two least favorite fighters unironically
one is an imbecile and the other belongs in prison
>>67351547
>If the round hadn't ended he would have gotten kneebarred
>>67351400
that looks ridiculous
Who's your gf's favorite fighter, /HEEM/?
>>67351614
>your gf
>>67351547
you're completely right
so many people going on about the fucking x-guard it annoys me. Yeah pulling of ONE move doesn't mean shit if the other guy knows bjj better than you because he probably knows about ten more escapes from whatever position you've just put him in.
>>67351614
Michelle Waterson
Feels good to have a gf with patrician taste tbqh
>>67345533
jesus fucking christ
I always wonder do people who do this kind of stuff realise they are literally committing murder?
what the fuck man
>>67351560
>People just keep trying to stand and outstrike the Diaz brothers. It just isn't going to happen.
Unless your name's Josh Thompson, aka the king of all journeymen.
>>67351614
Ronda, she's fucking rowdy.
>>67351630
beta detected
>>67351614
Rumble Johnson
how much do you think rogan paid for that sword
>>67351614
Stefan Struve
>>67351695
Joanna qt or Jon Jones?
AHHH CHANDLER HELP ME AHHH
You now remember John Morgan.
>>67351614
Luke Rockhold
>>67351651
murderer detected
>>67351741
there is no one jon jones wouldn't literally kill in a street fight
What happened to estonia?
>>67351636
>Josh Thompson
Negroes like the the third Diaz brother honestly.
>>67351749
pussy
>>67351753
do you think anyone would just stand there and let jones kill them
>>67351753
I would put money on Ben Rothwell over Jon Jones in a street fight desu
>>67351741
Why is his brother so much darker than he is?
>>67351496
your mum post-coitus desu senpai
Rewatched DC vs. Jones fight. Dc was much more competitive than I remembered.
>>67351781
different dad
>>67351781
black is the dominant gene. jon is the beta of his family.
>>67351765
Why? Because he has heart? His style is completely different to either Diaz brother. The point I'm making is that it's not hard to beat a diaz brother standing if you a;ready have high level striking and are disciplined in your approach.
>>67351781
maybe he's been out in the sun more since he practices outside for football
>>67351800
they have the same parents
>>67351726
Joanna qt
>lithtwink will never do this on your dick
did she get kiked off DWTS yet?
>>67351861
Your girlfriend has good taste, I might have to keep her.
>>67351815
Conor is a manlet and a shitty boxer let it go
>>67351878
How crazy do you think it was really
>>67351878
Nope, Which is good because it's keeping her from 200
>>67351882
>I might have to keep her.
Unfortunately as you point out she has good taste so you're shit outta luck bro
>>67351906
What are you talking about? If anything I'm agreeing you, I'm saying that Nate's stand up is overrated, yet obviously Conor still got his ass whooped.
>>67351878
She got a perfect score her last dance
>Van Damme is just an actor
>He can't teach anyone how to fight
>I could teach some Tae Kwon Do kicks!
>oh Van Damme actually fought in competitions? Lies. I don't believe it.
>...Okay so he's a little bit legit then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8UcHF9aP3Q
who is ready for their weekly dose of Khalil?
>>67351998
>It's not gonna be a Khalil fucks Lanchana into oblivion episode
Why even bother ?
>>67351998
Khalil got kicked off of the show last episode
Got tapped out by his teammate with the brokeb foot
>>67351540
kek
>>67351545
huntos hands last longer, you cant throw kicks after u get old desu senpai
>>67352013
he didn't get kicked off, he will still be in the house
>>67351545
I HATE mark hunt
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130727
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130727
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130727
>>67351545
Hunto's hands.
>>67351614
my gf is a fitefan, she has a favorite fighter in every division
hw: ngannou
lhw: rumble
>mw
ww: woodley
lw: michael johnson
>fw
bw: aljamain sterling
fw: mm
>wmma
>>67352164
>mw
>not romero
>>67352128
literally fuck off with these polls
>>67352189
he's suspended senpai, she's relatively knew so she never saw him fight
>>67352224
>she's relatively knew so she never saw him fight
>>67352224
>knew
>cuckposters are unironically this retarded
>>67351238
replace all with lost
>>67352128
i'd rather you kill yourself desu
>>67352224
She doesn't exist does she?
>>67351998
right here, hopefully he blacks green already
Anyone else hate Rogan?
>>67352326
>hating rogan
sorry anon, we pro-rogan here
>>67352326
He's one of the best personalities in the sport. If you hate him it's cause youre a faggot.
>>67352353
I think this is really why I like Nate.
Legs too fucked up to work off his back with a superior grappler crushing him and still he tries to make shit as unpleasant as possible.
>>67345341
>2 divisions down
when will casuals end this meme lads?
>>67352326
Rogan's a piece of shit lad don't listen to anyone who says otherwise
>>67351878
>face is literally covered in makeup
Goodnight world ;)
>>67352418
BTFO
>>67352395
who's the semon demon?
>>67352418
kek
>>67352435
joe rogan's wife can you believe she's taller than him
67352395
>hey guys look I posted it again
What a sad, pathetic loser you are.
>>67352448
he's probably wearing lifts too kek
>>67352493
the whole family looks like they skip leg day
>>67352448
It's because Joe Rogan is breeding out his manlet genes, saving the human race
>>67352462
why don't you just ignore him?
>>67352509
how you want your rotator cuff and labrum senpai?
>>67347637
Jaideep will be the next Ngannou, cap this post
>>67352544
I got banned for a day for making a thread belittling soccer
>>67352544
Oh that's why Pierre isn't here ? He's banned ?
>>67352568
>Jaideep will be the next Ngannou,
a shitty meme that people shitpost here til he gets heemed and we move on?
Whatever happened to Shawn Obasi? You know, the wing chun guy who cried at an M-1 Global tryout. Is he still fighting?
>>67349836
Crappy "Im hitting you just to score points" punches don't win you a fight.
>>67352549
>see also: knees
Every time some new age nerd picks up a kettlebell somewhere rippetoe sheds a single tear.
https://youtu.be/Flj_FgV7duQ
what's your opinion on this /heem/?
>>67345290
Le oh i disagree Joe man
>all of Mackenzie's best no gi matches are behind paywalls
>there's maybe one decent vid in high quality on the internet but the only other one that's easy to find is against the troll Gabi Horsesteroid-cia
>ibjewjewf removed no gi videos that used to be on Youtube
that semen slurping """"""""""sport"""""""""" isn't for me
>>67352533
Me on the left
>>67352673
>>all of Mackenzie's best no gi matches are behind paywalls
>implying Matt Brown has a chance
>>67352667
It all worked out in the end. They are doing a colab video together and rich apologized.
>>67350137
>>67350371
>>67351389
Literal fucking retards
Who is the most /hightest/ fighter in WMMA?
extra points for pics
>>67352697
>>67352673
it took me 3 minutes to find them
>>67352731
joanna champ
>>67352731
Aisling Daly
>>67352796
;)
>>67352738
there's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dztQGgTaUjc
there's the ones with Gabi
and then there's videos recorded with potatoes
>>67352819
for some reason me not giving you the torrents makes me feel better than giving you the torrents
>>67352725
What the fuck?
>>67352827
Brazil.
When is Fofao debuting?
>>67352796
>>67352854
that picture kek
>>67352725
>Two of my boys will be fighting for their last chances at the title.
I don't know what to feel.
>>67352854
i don't know what's the best image on the internet the paige chimp or that
>>67352728
Literal fucking casual
>>67352796
>derailing an entire thread with /pol/ shit
>bants
fuck off
>>67352965
Every now and again some /pol/ posting actually revives a dead thread.
We love Miesha!
>>67352544
>tfw banned for posting fightfu
>>67353187
>off-topic
wtf
>>67352906
Yes you are
>>67353099
You spelled Mishka wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZIZ44Ikf2c
>>67353204
>no argument
why are condit fans the most delusional faggots in mma
>>67353268
i like condit he's not a literal cry baby like a lot of fighters
post your walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw
>>67353286
>literally babies
I truly doubt there are any infants that have the mental capacity to follow mma, let alone have a favorite fighter.
>>67353268
Your original argument was something numbingly retarded about Lawler landing big strikes in the third round
He didnt
Youre fucking stupid
Get over it
Lawler is not a crybaby though.
Actually besides hendricks the top 10 WW's are pretty ok people
What did she mean by this?
>>67353386
>U-U-U-UR DUMB
good argument
>>67353393
she getting BLACKED
>>67353393
that its going to be a long day, you weirdo
>>67353393
that nose is disgusting
is she even a fighter?
>>67353393
>redbull
>bull
shes fucking ngannou
>>67353393
dat cleavage tho
>>67353393
that ronda mole
>>67353402
more meme feed pls
>>67352128
Even Nigannou wants to look like Rockhold
>>67353465
she's hot desu, would suck the feminine penis
I think heem has been lacking some Claudia these past few threads
how long til ultimate khalil?
>>67353587
the real strawweight champion
>>67353589
about 2 bongs 15 bings lad
>>67353598
she seems really done with jj kek
>>67353617
thanks bro
>>67353612
joanna hates guns
>>67353637
tbf she's polish, she fights the hooligan way
No gun, no knife, equal number
>>67353637
claudia supports drug legalization
joanna thinks you should go to prison for marijuana
>Meisha Tate on JRE tomorrow
Who's gonna watch the official our girl of the bantamweight division with Rogaine??
>>67353735
>miesha the cuckess
>our girl
>>67353735
wait what, oh man that should actually be somewhat decent, just for once we don't have to hear about stem cells and his diet
>>67353784
She's not going to make babies with her fat irish husband is she? She needs to make an ultimate fighter.
>>67353811
Yeah he only said it right at the end of today's one, good to have another fighter on since I think the last one was Mighty mouse like 50 episodes ago
>>67345112
This is the guy who got his leg amputated right? Damn. RIP.
>>67353842
>shittalking jeff
be careful
>>67353598
Jesus, she has a thicker neck than Joe Duffy
>>67353897
>be careful
I've been gone the last 7 days. Anyone care to bring a lad up-to-date on this spicy new meme?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/4/11594250/robbie-lawler-vs-tyron-woodley-welterweight-title-fight-in-the-works
>>67354102
>tyron-woodley
>>67352612
Condit has 32 professional wins, and 30 of those he finished. 15 knockouts, 15 submissions. Could you be any more retarded?
Ah shit TUF is today isn't it
Should I bother staying up? Feeling pretty tired desu and haven't even managed to catch up with last weeks
>>67354102
Not really new news, wish it was a Condit rematch or GSP though. Woodley hasn't really done shit for a while
>>67354054
>not being up to date with his memes
be careful
>>67347969
That fucking crackerjack box prize ring
What do you call Indian trailer trash?
>>67354102
Tyron should be fighting maia honestly, then the winner of that gets to fight Lawler after rory heem's wondermeme
>>67354125
Don't worry, Robbie will dispatch of him within 3 rounds and we'll get a nice heem
>>67354054
be careful
>>67354146
memes aside this response didn't actually surprise any of you, did it? Seen some people say they don't like him anymore but if you knew who Khabib was and a bit about him, you'd know he takes religion seriously
>>67348544
Wearing a shirt with your own name on it
What a beady eyes manlet cockgobbler
>>67349144
>for gods sake, just cover your tits with your arms and we'll take the fucking picture
>>67345163
>>67345163
>>67345163
He looks about ready to suck Nate's cock over there. He'll probably fondle both Diaz's balls when he loses again.
I'm looking forward to Conor's eventual suicide or death in desperate conditions in the next few years.
Good Lad. Good Lad.
>it is what it is goofs
>>67354214
I'm not surprised motherfuckas
But yeah Khabib is still my apprentice-boy even with his strong beliefs, he'll become my boy when Aoki retires. I mean everyone knows how serious he is about it, don't expect him not to be serious when you make fun of it.
Big Lad Coach Edmond in the skinny jeans with Travis Browne
>>67354326
>UFC 151
Jeez I forgot about that meme, it's been a while
Also does anyone have a webm of Kampmann heeming Ellenberger?
>>67354287
>it is what it is what it is what it is what it is
>>67345533
one less welfare check to worry about
Is he right?
https://youtu.be/C83PjPyjmsQ
>>67353790
nah
also, fun fact, an undercover cop arrested them 20seconds after that video ends
hope they got lots of years in prison
>>67354199
Khabib's surprisingly good with interviews.
His analysis and picks are spot on.
>>67354373
Cain is going to fucking destroy him if he doesn't get injured first kek
>>67351878
She's getting high scores all over Senpai.
They love her. SHe's the typical american suburbian next door bitch.
Next few years she'll have a sex tape.
>>67354430
we got it you're a fascist
>>67354505
Travis is undefeated since training with Edmond.
>>67354519
be more subtle
>mfw 'europeans' on heem are unironically senegalese
>>67354551
literally every time you give social commentary i feel like i'm reading the words of mussolini
let's talk MMA, brother
At least we will finally see Tyron "Big Nig" Woodley get a shot at the title so he'll never enter the title picture again after he loses.
>>67352326
>those obvious as fuck bitch tits on a shredded athlete
nice roids faggot
>>67353612
I didn't even know there was a men's strawweight division
You guys catched that ?
Sounds awesome
>>67352326
Bitch tits and bitch nipples holy fuck
>>67354760
alright what the fuck
>>67354760
Jeez.
>>67351814
the light skinned sibling in the family is usually mom's favorite and also the most beta. however we're talking bout some black mother fuckers if jon jones is the light skinned sibling
https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/728020439323299840
Holm - Shevchenko in the works for late july
Not bad, either a rebound for Holly or a high profile win for Shevchenko
>>67354976
You're overestimating the pull of holly, if she loses she is just a can in the eyes of the casuals
>>67354746
kek
>>67354560
>This is the epic co-main they've been hyping
what did he mean by this?
>>67354760
kek
what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTKZ8bwB9cs
let's watch this shit
>>67355003
She's looked good in exactly 1 fight. How is that a casual opinion to have?
>>67355003
>in the eyes of the casuals
Yeah, not really what I was talking about tho
But I'll agree it's kind of a high risk fight for Holly. She loses, her career is over with 2 fights basically.
But if Shevchenko wins, that'll position her for a title run (gotta have some bitches to feed to Honda once she comes back)
is this the sexiest man in america or what?
If you're not getting into an international fight club why even live?
>>67355110
You're forgetting someone
>>67355068
Because honestly she did look great in the Miesha fight, it's not like she got crushed.
People just see a win and a loss they never really look at a fight and see the big picture, the fight against miesha was a good fight and honestly if only the smallest thing went her direction it was her fight instead of mieshas.
>>67354955
>and also the most beta
honestly, though. jon is by far the most alpha out of his siblings.
>>67355160
She was one successful TDD from retaining the title desu
>>67355150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvoorABjEZU&feature=youtu.be&t=364
>>67355160
No, you're not looking at the big picture. That was a boring fight until the upset and mostly because Miesha shut down Holly's gameplan by not playing right into her hands. Nobody looked particularly good.
>>67355236
NEW
>>67355212
I'm not going to complain when both fighters don't do stupid shit, they both had plans to win the fight and went for it.
What I can't stand is pointfighting
>>67355252
I'm not complaining either. I thought it was a great card. I'm just not going to pretend Holly has looked particularly effective in any of her fights outside of Ronda, which was a result of Ronda doing maybe the dumbest shit of all time. If your stand only works when people bullrush you, and your ground game is shit, then I'm not going to call you an elite fighter.
>>67354760
>They're not going to get a half-naked photo out of me.
What did he mean by this?
>>67355366
>that micropenis
>>67345533
Daily reminder that savagery and crime is solely dependant on your income level
Two white trash guys beat that black dude to death
>>67358096
nigger started it. whites finished it. vote trump
>>67345163
Conor will lose his next two fights and then retire with $20 mil in the bank. He'll do exactly what he set out to do, scheme and con his way to riches, run a "game" on the game. He knows he's not a real fighter, he never had been. He's just a meme fighter who pulled the wool over everyone's eyes. He tricked nearly everyone, except the Diaz brothers. And now he's not tricked anyone anymore. Never again.
>>67358356
nah, he's a B+ plus fighter at 170 being that top 5 are all A fighters. The champ is the Champion so he's not even graded, desu f-a-m even Conor knows he's too small for 170 - does for the cones. Know at 155 and 145 Conor is for sure a A- to A+ fighter, no doubt.
>>67360189
does it for the coins
Filling thread to bump limit
>>67360214
Contributing
>>67360217
Thanks, we're getting this done together
>>67360222
500 heem
Hue'd
>>67360253
We did it!
>>67360264
shouldn't we make a new /heem/?
fuck it I'll make on it then.
new thread: >>67360420
new thread: >>67360420
