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Penguins take series lead behind ELITE Murray
Letang possibly suspended
Flames fire Hartley
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>>67314862
I don't like people using the @
Literally who is on this American team?
I see Binland brought their NHL players tho
Who do you lads think will make the playoffs first? Oilels or >laffs?
>>67314888
alright next time I make the thread I wont do it only cause you got trips
>>67314912
larkin, hanifin, matthews, foligno at least
>>67314918
thanks
>>67314916
oilels for sure. mcmeme is so talented that he'll be able to carry them to a wild card spot soon. if chiarelli doesn't fuck up this year they should have an ok defense so they'll be alright.
>>67314930
danks binbro
>national jersey
>covered in ads
Finland stop cucking yourself
PULKCANNON
>pulkcannon'd
BEATIFUL
SUOMI WINS
PULKCANNON
FINLANDIAAA MURICA ON SUICIDE WATCH
SCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
o shit its the pulkcannon god damn
Pulcannon to KHL confirmed
SCCCCCCCAAAA oh wait
ITS A BILL THREAD
>pulk-cannon
>>67314912
http://teamusa.usahockey.com/page/show/2426917-2016-u-s-men-s-national-team-roster
>>67315024
yeah I agree. Id rather have commercials than ads fucking everywhere
Holy fucking shit Aho is ridiculously elite
>finnish defense
>finnish goaltending
>Finnish goaltending
FUG
>finnish goaltending
>>67315055
Commercials give you a second to take a piss and grab a beer as well
>IT WAS 1-0
i see they are conditioning us to the eternal misery of skoda cup after u20 and u18 wins
>immediate fincuckoldry
>>67315033
>>67315034
>>67315035
>>67315037
>>67315038
>>67315040
>>67315041
>>67315043
>>67315050
so there we have it, there are 9 finn anons. where is all mighty satan haven't seen him for awhile.
also SSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67315055
I've been waiting 10 minutes to take a piss. When am I supposed to do that?
Yuros are animals.
LOL wtf
>>67314916
Лaффc.
At least they have Svechnikov.
What just happened
>Fins in charge of of covering up the puck
>>67315095
kek
shittiest goal
>>67315094
You just had front row seats for
>finnish goaltending
>Finnish refs needing to sort out numbers on a clipboard
Aren't you supposed to have some GOAT education or is that another meme?
>>67315082
I just noticed that only the fins and the linesman/refs have ads on their Jerseys.
>>67315118
The american pig is listed with another number
>dylan slashkin
why are americans so DU MB
>>67315118
Schröder was listed as #10 but plays with #8. Technically the goal should have been disallowed.
Why does finnish sound so much like spanish?
>rags
>>67315152
meme language
>>67315152
They are both Moorish
>>67315130
>meme education doesn't even enable you to handle 2 numbers in your mind simultaneously
wew lad
>>67315142
>fins buttblasted
is finland going bankrupt? why do their national teams jerseys need advertisements?
What if finns aren't creating memes, but instead there are actual memes that creates finns?
>>67315152
Are Spaniards mongols too?
>stream keeps dropping quality
>can't take clear screencaps of ugly finns
>finnish broadcasting
>>67315201
yeah I don't understand why only they have ads? plus you'd think that they have commercials for more revue.
>>67315222
My ex.
>>67315205
Like this?
>>67315222
thinken of freedums
>>67315222
Yle's streams are fucking terrible tbf.
>>67315227
The match is broadcasted on the national channel that doesn't have any commercials at all.
>>67315242
fucking kekd
>>67315241
Yes, that is how they might actually look
>>67315227
They are playing with EHT meme jerseys where every country has ads
Why is Hoc obsessed with Finland?
>>67315211
They're basically mudslimes after getting btfo for like 1000 years
>>67315285
memes
>>67315285
memes
>>67315285
We're pure and innocent. :3
>>67315285
you got it backwards. Finland is obsessed with /hoc/
>>67315260
USA doesn't
>>67315285
Not just /hoc/ but all of the internet. Because of memes.
>tfw no Finnish hockey bf
>>67315308
>Euro Hockey Tour
>USA
Pick one nigga
>>67315288
Although they have more whites than France. At least in their national football team.
>>67315285
They forced themselves and now you think it's a meme and everyone is obsessed.
>>67315325
I liked the czech republic when I was there. I think aside from Asian tourists I only saw like 10 non-whites in 4 days. Brussels was full of refugees, wonder why that didn't work out.
Caps Pens series looks like it's gonna go the full 7 eh?
>>67315324
I didn't know what eht meant. was busy with mars and the moon n stuffs
pulju
If Letang gets suspended for 3 games or more, RIP Pongs
>>67315307
This
>>67315222
YLE does this stupid fucking thing where it automatically lowers the video quality if you switch tabs.
>>67315358
THICK
H
I
C
K
hi where are the memes :)
>>67315358
>you'll never double team a finnish slag with puupuu
Feels bad
>>67315358
I wonder. Is that a mighty ducks cap on his head?
>>67315370
Is this some finnish tactic to reduce shitposting?
>>67315358
His horse mouth is an unfair advantage tbqh. He can get oxygen into his lungs at a faster rate than should be humanly possible.
>>67315357
If only you were busy with your crumbling schools, infrastructure n stuffs.
>>67315382
Nangijala
>>67315358
>tfw youre not a world class hockey player who fucks hot girls in his spare time
>>67315397
sorry I can't hear you over your semen slurping
>>67315397
>not dominating the earth, taking everything good, and ditching the smoldering remains for a fresh planet
>>67315405
At least you have /hoc/
>>67315387
Propably
>clots
>>67315427
/hoc/ is all I have left in life
>I wish I was kidding but im not
>>67315414
>EUROPOORS
He's a Finn in disguise
Nick Foligno has a really punchable face
>>67314862
Is this finally the year for the pongs ?
Now that shitcago and kongs are out and capitals getting exposed...
>ameripenalties
>>67315466
>daddy i met a boy today
>whats his job sweetey
>hes a professional hockey player
>see this
what do
>>67315466
He looks like your classic jabroni
PULU
>pulkcannon'd again
madman
>>67315353
>Asian tourists
They are natives. Czechs have a huge vietnamese community.
>tfw never seen a nigger for my 30 years.
>FUCK
someones mad
>>67315484
tell him he has pretty eyes.
>>67315484
He's got really beautiful eyes
>>67315496
Well yeah there are some of those but I mean the herds of Chinese "photographers" that roam every major city
>it's a "finland gets btfo by a team of literal whos" episode
Fucking mongols
>mfw antti niemi paid for his own ad along the boards
>>67315537
>that picture
>that filename
you accidentally replaced one of your other images lmao
>>67315559
have another one
>>67315559
>what is 4chan x
>what is randomizing filenames
lel
>>67315537
/hoc/ should buy one of the Big ads on the dot and put Bill or Pulju on them
Tfw Minnesota line isn't even in yet.
>>67315584
why not both
>>67315530
>Chinese "photographers" that roam every major city
They might be those vietnamese' relatives having arrived Czech)))))
>>67315583
4chan x does not randomize filenames, these are 4chan filenames, both of these filenames are from a long time ago and you've only made these pictures recently
Pulkcannon hattrick if digits.
>>67315622
>from a long time ago
>>67315625
Well, that is a set of digits
>that thick cheerleader
high test desu
>>67315622
>being an idiot
>>67315633
the first one is and the second one is a few months. what are you trying to imply
>>67315664
whatever you say
>>67315637
confirmed
>>67315660
what a shitty setting
>how to not look like you just saved this image
>even though everyone knows you just saved it
>>67315484
kawaii~
Its amusing to try and read these finish words. My roommate thinks im retarded
>tfw Aho is basically a smaller Barkov
>>67315689
>mad
>at filenames
>>67315689
it's so autists can't stalk you using the archive
>finnish goaltending
Meme goal
>>67315715
that makes some sense I guess. so it gives a random filename when postiing it rather than when saving it because I know it has the setting to save the original filename
SSCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR USA USA USA USA USA
>finnish goaltending
Meme goal
>>67315743
meme goal for meme goalie
>finnish goalering
>tfw 2nd sweep in 5
>tfw every other series goes to seven
It's ogre, /hoc/
>fins in charge of keeping a lead
That old man spawned Alexander Stubb.
finnish is a disgusting language 2bh
>>67315715
i don't know who's more autistic
>>67315767
I agree. Sounds like retards trying to speak
>>67315767
i agree
>>67315767
>>67315783
benis :DDD
>>67315767
Pronounciation in Finnish is the easiest thing ever, actually learning the words and grammar is impossible.
Ajan illalla hiljaa sillalla.
>most beutiful sentence in the world
>disgusting
https://youtu.be/QzXGdy8Et30
>this
>disgusting
>>67315468
>Pongs vs Isles
>Pongs vs clots
Yeah they're making it to the SCF at least
>>67315815
>Pronounciation in Finnish is the easiest thing ever
I don't believe you
https://youtu.be/_5fQZhv0poU
>this
>disgusting
>>67315903
Only matchup im scared of is the clots. They gave the penguins fits in the regular season
>>67315911
Each letter is pronounced consistently the same 99% of the time.
>binland only scores pp goals
why hasnt russia annexed you yet
>>67315925
Tampa always seems to matchup against the metro really well for some reason. As a >rags fan they were the only team I didn't want to face in the ploffs last year and whaddya fuckin know
>>67315890
>hiipii sieluun asti halla
gets me erry time ;___;
What's the sitrep on Määttä?
fuck kai kunnas tbqh perhe
BARKOV
>>67316010
>mad at based kaitsu
if we get a decent coach and net minder we will be unstoppable next season
I would learn to speak Finnish just for the memes desu senpai
>>67316004
ded
>>67316025
Not the guy you replied to, but I can't stand Kunnas.
>>67316055
English is the only language you need desu. Every other language is a step down for an inferior people
Are Finns IRL elves bros?
>>67316055
You better focus on learning Arabic first
t. Trudeau
>>67316106
Yes, according to Tolkien
>>67316106
I see them daily in Spb. As a rule they arrive on weekend to Russia and Estonia for booze since it's banned there. So every Sunday railway workers pack unconcious into the train back to Finland. Yes, they're pretty much bros.
The best Finnish NHL player is Mikko Koivu. Truly a JUST nation
>>67316176
We love cheap russian booze desu~
>cock in charge of 2on1
>when your mom sends you dank clip art memes
>>67316179
>Koivu better than Bustkov
>>67316210
post mum butt
>>67316210
Autism really is genetic
>>67316176
I Finns hated Russia for historical reasons
>>67316241
*thought
>>67316241
we hate the political elite and fags like putin who keep threatening us.
What happens if it goes to OT? Is it 20 min OTs till someone scores? or is there a shootout?
>>67316288
5min OT and shootout
This is a practice game
>>67316288
both teams pull goalies and players are blindfolded
>>67316241
They hadn't hated us before gommunism as we gave them rights, constitution and freedoms. And 1000 years ago we burnt swedish capital together. So I guess, gommis is the only reason to hate Russia. I doubt they're as stupid as you to equalise Russians to gommis.
>>67316300
id watch that
>>67316241
More or less.
Being invaded and dragged into two wars and then being lorded over for all of cold war wasn't fun for finns.
Then again, the whole independence movement in early 20th century is pretty much thanks to russia. Tsar also gave a shit and put some money into building some basic infrastructure unlike cunt swedes..
It's not black and white.
>>67316320
reminder cunt swedes used to drive on the left side of the road. they changed because they wanted to be like finland
>Laine on RW, Jokinen on LW
JUST
>USA chant
What the fuck?
Who travels to see a friendly game on the other side of the world?
>That weak as fuck USA chant
>>67316241
Russia is rightful Finnish clay
>>67316399
I bet they were Toronto fans
who scored the goals?
how is Matthews playing?
>>67316399
Families
>>67316399
The fins that aren't retarded know theyre country is shit so they bandwagon usa
>>67316399
Maybe they came for wc and Binland is part of the trip?
>>67316422
IIHF
>>67316426
those kind of people also hate hockey so they wouldn't be at the game
>>67316426
I know my country is shit but I still wouldn't bandwagon weakass USA team that's gonna be out of medal games entirely.
>>67316422
Matthews is amazing and way better than Kikel
>>67316422
is he even on the roster?
WHen do the actual WCs start?
>>67316212
He said Finnish, Not Russian.
>>67316471
Friday.
>all these pongs fans talking like the series is over after they got outplayed and doubled up on shots but scored meme goals
Series is 2-1 lads and is probably going 7. Wouldn't sleep on the caps
>>67316471
friday
>>67316493
>leastern conference
>>67316443
sorry you haven't left this planet yet and USA has the moon and mars. there is no pride like american pride
Will Matthews be better than mcmeme
>>67316541
this would be the ultimate meme
>>67316539
>he thinks Mars was USA solo operation
Dat delusion.
>>67316541
probably not, but I hope so just for the meme/butthurt potential.
>>67316539
I bet you think the US built the ISS too.
>komarov talking shit after buzzer
Why is this man so based?
>>67316559
sorry I can't hear you over the USA chanting
Laine for the OT goal
>finland needs ads even on there nation team jerseys
>>67316493
>get outplayed in the first two games
>finally play a good game
>Still lose
kek. Caps are done
>>67316443
>not rooting for up and coming young college kids
whats the harm?
Its fun to root for them.
Only Finland and Russia bother sending their pro teams, so the IIHF is lame as fuck in that regard.
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>>67316433
>>67316444
>>67316445
Three responses and not one answer
>>67316598
haven't the jews taught you anything about maximizing your profits?
>>67316576
We did build like half of it. Russia built the other half.
Europe built nothing except the "European lab" literally can't make this up.
>>67316631
He's not in the NHL yet
>>67316633
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>>67316541
Not better but more impactful as mcmeme will be ded for most of his career.
>>67316605
We don't care to send the pro teams, it's just our players are proud to be invited to represent the countries.
What's /hoc/ eating?
>>67316598
>There
Based Komarov
Leksaaaaaaaa
>>67316657
It's been fucking WEIRD to see Russia field their top guys after spending watching secondary russian teams in international competition for all of 90s.
SCARRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRR UNCLE LEO
Love that man
AMERIKEKS BTFO
SCAAAARR
>>67316685
just finished some short rib chili nachos
>>67316685
I are borsch and draniki today with sour cream.
>>67315963
Wait, the Rangers have fans? I thought this was all just a meme?
AMERICA KEKED
>>67316645
Yeah no shit I was asking how he was in the game
>>67316720
don't be canda
>>67316714
Well, first some of them were scared to come back to Russia, then nhl didn't let them go, then some troubles with ensurance.
>>67316738
Does it really take this much to put 2 and 2 together anon?
UNCLE LEOOOOOOOOOOO
>caring about international games
>caring about beating a team full of literal nobodies
>being from finland
Is there a more cucked country?
>losing to finnish goaltending
>>67316730
>ate
selfix
>>67316739
Copronada.
>>67316752
Hey, be nice.
He's Toronto's only hope.
will komarov be the captain of laffs next season?
>spoons
>>67316759
>Is there a more cucked country?
Canada
>>67316759
>300 million strong nation gets memed on by 5 million alcoholics in frozen tundra
I'd kill myself out of shame if I was murikan, really.
HANSKAST LÄHTEE
>>67316791
First Russian captain for Laffs )))))
>>67316795
>tfw no finnish slag to hand me spoons
>>67316807
Why are Russian players so elite?
>>67316795
>Finnish women
>>67316795
You need something to eat your mämmi with. Duh.
>>67316800
the best part about being american is that we're not from other countries and that means we have more than one thing in life to enjoy
>>67316759
why u heff to be mad fämäläm?
>>67316831
And yet you're all obsessed with what nationality and/or ethnicity you represent.
Poor bastards.
>>67316831
>the best part about being american is that we're not from other countries
uhh like 90% of you are descendants of africans or europoors
>>67316876
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>>67316895
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
sorry semen slurper I was born here genghis khan didn't rape my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother
>>67316823
Because gulag otherwise. None wants their rectal anus to be anally terminated in gulag.
>Islels
Post your face when the savior of the Toronto Maple Leafs ice hockey franchise is an American teenager from a literal desert
umm so matthews is not even close to laine. Laine controlled the game where matthews was in trouble all the time.
>>67316978
>matthews
>american
>>67316931
>being a descendant of the emperor of the largest empire in history
>being a descendant of a slave
being a mongol is pretty good tbf
>Flames Fire Hartley
Another 4 years of being a basement dweller, sigh.
>>67317030
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>>67316989
>finnish damage control
Stay mad, pekka :^)
>>67317058
Score?
>>67317033
Not if they get the old baby
Pokka was pretty bad. stumbling, getting handled, bad passes.
he got no future
>>67317132
just like ristolainen who was cut from the whc team last year?
>>67317150
#bantz
>>67316989
matthews playing with some college shitters while laine plays with the best finnish skaters
>>67317276
>jokinen
>anything other than shit
lel
>>67317318
You guys were defending him before the game being on a top line.
>>67317318
>highest scoring finn of the season
>almost doubled the next best finnish winger's points, donskoi's
>>67317433
that's nhl hockey m8. it's different from international hockey where you shoudl be fast to get to places.
>>67317458
we don't have fast skaters apart from pilluström who is completely useless otherwise and they seem to do just fine with the pace
>>67315468
Lol
>the west won't win the Stan Lee Cup
>>67317512
we don't have slow skaters either apart from jokinen
Who /Tkachuk/ here?
>>67317524
whatever you say my man
NLA might be a beer league after all
>>67317777
czech'd
>>67317537
Thot u guys wanted that french guy
1 game for Letang
>>67316989
Who gives a shit. We NEED Matthews to be the #1 pick so that we can all have a good laugh at the Maplelaffs
>>67318259
I'd rather be stuck in Toronto than Winnipeg my entire career lel
>>67318291
At least in Winnipeg he won't get thrown under the bus on the front page after every turnover
>>67318259
I don't think either Laine or Matthews will turn out to be busts. Could Laine have a better career? Absolutely. It's a situation where really you can't go wrong. But the leafs would be brain dead if they don't draft matthews. They desperately need a good center. The leafs are probably the only team that shouldn't draft Laine with the first pick.
>>67318291
Reminder:
"Rask was drafted 21st overall in the 2005 NHL Entry Draft by the Toronto Maple Leafs. On June 24, 2006, his rights were traded to the Bruins in exchange for goaltender Andrew Raycroft..."
>Letang gets one (1) game suspension
>For a hit where the head was the principle point of contact
>For a hit where he leaves his feet
>After the standard was set with a three (3) game suspension on Orpik
>After not being thrown out of a game when he should have
:^) NHL police is as big of a joke as the NFL
>>67318417
>>For a hit where the head was the principle point of contact
>>For a hit where he leaves his feet
literally objectively false
>>67318417
>this is a fact
>chest
>left feet after the hit so doesn't count
>orpik's was twice as late
>keep crying doesn't count either
>>67318399
Let me know when he wins a cup
>finnish goaltending
>>67318328
I don't think that will happen with new Leafs management. No one gives a shit about the media trolls in Toronto
>>67318548
let me know when canada does
>>67318460
>>67318472
>shoulder hits his head
>skates are literally off of the ice in freeze frames
k :^)
>I worked for the Maple Leafs for a couple years, so I know what a franchise that is. It’s an amazing place to be; that market is an amazing place to be. I think this young man can handle that. Mike got to see him last year, coach Babcock did, because my brother was a part of his staff. He came and watched Auston play against the University of Michigan, who had Dylan Larkin and JT Compher and Zach Werenski on a team. Keep in mind Auston is a junior in high school and we’re playing the University of Michigan. He scored an unbelievable goal against Michigan that night and was pretty dominant in the game that night as well.
>When you think about Auston and the path, is it similar to what Jack Eichel did in Buffalo this previous year?
>Granato: Time will tell. Everybody adjusts differently. I know Eichel had a great year. I had the good fortune of having both of them. No disrespect to Jack Eichel, and I know Auston has a lot to prove, but I think he’ll do that. I’m pretty confident he will.
>>67318417
what a shame
I'd much rather have him unsuspended so an angry crapital can take a run at him and finally end his career
>>67318604
We win it every year :^)
>>67318608
skates are on the ice there. nice try though, what team do you support
>>67314862
>Flames fire Hartley
Why? Why would they do that? To take a run at the biggest choker in the NHL? lel
>>67318417
Nah 1 game is acceptable. He probably should have gotten 2, but I would imagine who he is turned it into a 1 game.
>>67318647
its funny how much you post about hating the penguins. you must do more anti pens posts than pro isles posts and its weird
>>67318653
that frame was showing the head contact, the feet come off later as he jumps through the hit
>>67318681
i'd be okay with 1 if he was tossed out of the game where he made the hit as well
>>67318583
Lou and Babs have literally scared them into silence
>>67318548
>>67318696
awesome
>>67318705
like I said, leaving your feet after the hit doesn't matter. stop being stupid
>I’ve said a lot of players I’d compare him to. He’s got elements of many players. Remember, he’s 18 years old. I had Anze Kopitar at 19, I had Jamie Benn at 19, and I had Joe Sakic as a 21 year old. I think Auston has got a lot of the qualities of those guys. At the same age, he looks very, very similar to Anze Kopitar with the way he drives the net, the way he protects the puck in offensive areas. He’s better offensively than Anze. He’s a shooter like Joe Sakic. His shot is similar to Jamie Benn’s. They shoot it with a lot of power, they stay on pucks the same way. Obviously, what you hope is that he adds an element of physicality to his game like Jamie Benn. You hope that he learns the defensive game the way that Anze Kopitar learned the defensive game. The hope is that the leadership that he has one day makes him like a shooting center that played well no matter who he played with and made people better, like Joe Sakic. I think Auston has that type of potential. He’s going to be an impact player right away; he’ll play in the top six right away, and he’ll have to figure it out as the year goes on. He’s a really good talent. He’s a kid that’s got his feet firmly planted on the ground. He’s got wonderful parents, great representation – all the things that you want, plus he’s six foot two. That makes you a pretty attractive package to a prospective team.
Shultz hatty tomorrow
>>67318698
not counting that I don't even remember when was the last time I posted something penguins related
leave those delusional persecution complexes for when you're crying refpuck in the gamethreads
>>67318696
The training staff had more to do with that cup win than rask did.
>>67318417
Johannson came back into the game. Maatta didn't.
>>67318742
leaving your feet after a hit implies you jumped through them anon, stop being stupid
Reminder ovi has
NO CUPS
O
C
U
P
S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-3s4yPshfU
>>67318827
nah its fine I like you, you know your hockey. its just funny how much you hate the penguins. the capitals think the penguins are their biggest rivalry but for the pens the caps are like 4th. you just remind me of some caps fans I know
>>67318863
read the rules. please I already told you stop being stupid.
>Mattaa out
>Letang out
Caps better not blow this
>>67318831
top kek
>>67318696
:^) how many games did he win for that one
Why is hockey so superior to other sports lads?
>>67319604
fuck niggers
>>67319082
didn't realize it's been the same dumbfuck who has kept replying to me every time I post something pongs related, but it looks like it might be
here's another funny for you, I'll make a better effort to ignore you next time
>>67319682
looks a lot like the letang hit :^)
>>67319758
Make sure you take your daily meds.
>>67319802
someone stupid enough to carry the puck in here deserves to be hit. either pick your fucking head up or git gud
>>67319758
>rags
>>67318698
everyone knows lesser serbia's obsession lies with the
>rags
>>67319194
Määttä's not been playing that well after he got crushed against the open bench door by Niederreiter.
>>67319884
Apparently the nhl disagrees with you.
nice slash idiot
>>67319758
Fucking beautiful goal
>>67320017
well your argument was hit to the end and leaving his skates. the nhl called you a retard and specifically said he didn't do it there.
I think it deserved a suspension in a bubble but I don't think its worse than the wilson knee so overall I don't think it should be a playoff suspension. nhl is so scared of cuntcushions now because of the nfl so whatever
>>67320146
I'm not the same anon who claims letang left his feet. Personally I never saw him leave his feet but the hit was still suspendedable. Two games was my guess but he got one. It was a dirty hit.
>barkov didn't even make it out of the first round of cover votes
>>67320236
>bust in the nhl
>bust in the nhl video game
>>67320236
This might be benns year on the cover.
>>67320236
>bustk0v
Stepan 2.0
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>>67320219
I think the nhl is going to be much more strict on suspensions going forward and this was an oh shit the internet is mad we didn't suspend him for the high stick so we better suspend him now sort of thing.
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>caliniggers unironically think they can sweep the series
With the hawks window closing, how long until hating them is out of vogue?
>>67320557
Fuck off to the divegrass thread
>Auston Matthews
>Patrik Laine
>Jesse Puljujärvi
>Matthew Tkachuk
>Pierre-Luc Dubois
>Alexander Nylander
>Mikhail Sergachev
>Jacob Chychrun
>Olli Juolevi
>Michael McLeod
Statistically-speaking, one of these players will be a complete bust and play fewer than 100 NHL games.
Which one is it?
>>67320842
once all their """""fans""""" leave for different teams they'll become tolerable again
but it won't change the fact that toews has the most punchable face in the NHL
>>67321086
McLeod
There can be only one
>>67321086
Dubois or McLeod
>>67321086
Sergachev will be drafted by phoenix and bolt to russia after a while
>>67321086
>asking for prospect opinions on a board that barely watches the NHL
>>67319604
It's fast and aggressive
>>67321086
nylander is already dead you stupid faggot canadian. I see you still haven't made any friends there.
>>67321290
hey look it's the fat asspained NEET from earlier
how do i get a qt tendie gf?
>>67321086
sergachev
he'll go to the khl
>>67321086
My pick is tkachuk
>>67321902
phone posters don't know hockey well
>>67321974
Still mad at phones?
>>67320842
their team is a bunch of faggots that like to call people faggots, the city they play for is a crime ridden dump, and their fanbase consists of professional dickheads like CM Cuck and Vince Vaughn.
you'd have to relocate the team in order to strip out the hate they deserve.
>>67321902
doesn't tkachuk play a good pro style game
if anything the concern isn't longevity, it's that he'll just be a meat and potatoes guy and not a star
>>67322221
I was reading an article about him and how he leads the ohl in secondary assists. Idk I feel like it'll be him or Nylander who bust hard. Tkachuk is benefiting by who his dad was.
Where is Greece?
>>67322062
productive post
>>67321616
Is that Lundqvist?
>>67322062
>unironically mad at a phone
Too much m8. How do people like that function?
>>67322427
>lundqvist
>smiling
pick one m8
>>67322359
The other Nylander is doing alright, I can't imagine he'll bust. I like Tkachuk, but you can't help but think playing with Dvorak and Marner helps get all those secondaries.
>>67322359
>Tkachuk is benefiting by who his dad was.
yeah i'm wary of this guy, there's a very real chance he'll turn out to be the Ted Dibiase Jr. of hockey
but hey he could turn out to be a Dustin Rhodes as well, you don't grow up with a pro and not learn a few tricks
>>67322359
he plays on a stacked team with guys who drive the play better than him, so yeah maybe he's getting carried
but I think he'll reach 100 NHL games no problem
he could be the next Eric Nystrom
>>67322614
Well, the extra padding threw me off.
>>67322441
this board, /tv/ and /v/ must be the only boards that have people that actually support phone fags
>>67322614
>>67322614
Stop posting this dumb shit, no one thinks its funny. >rags post all you want, but Lundqvist's treatment has been an absolute embarassment.
>>67322774
/pol/ too since its been hijacked by rebbit
>>67323016
its sad how /pol/ is basically just /b/ now as well. kind of have to pretend it doesnt exist and just use /news/ and /his/
>>67323225
/pol/ was fun before Trump
>>67323225
I have a trump hat you attention whore. tried to go in the trump general there and nobody reads anyone else's posts they just look at the image and spam their own shit, just like every other thread on /pol/ its so shit
>>67323324
nobody cares what an american thinks of trump... post with a russian or brazilian proxy if you want to have some fun
like i do here with a finnish proxy :D
>>67323611
yeah you post with a finnish flag and say finland is shit, just like that swede does. its so funny man nobody knows when its you and trust me, everyone cares a whole lot
>>67323900
not a hater by any means but if you can't operate a computer to a point where it provides a better experience than a phone, you are objectively an imbecile and potentially african
>>67323900
Dumbass
>>67324050
it pretty much just means theyre underage b&
>>67324098
i mean if i didn't have a job, and couldn't buy a flatscreen to put next to my TV so i can watch cable and PC at the same time, i'd probably have to settle for a phone too i guess
>>67324050
I've tried all the extensions brah, been here 5 or 6 years every day. Clover is just a smoother format.
>>67324098
24
>>67324086
Fuck off Gaborik
Should the Flames hire Bruce?
>>67324171
they should hire Torts, solely for the meme potential
>>67322702
He's easily been the Knights 2nd best forward in these playoffs, he's upped his game so much. Marner's getting all the talk (rightfully so) but Tkachuk's been a key cog along with him. It's hilarious reading people who don't actually watch the OHL talk about these prospects.
Tkachuk is going to be an NHLer for sure, in fact you could argue he might be the safest pick after Matthews and the Finns. The only question is where exactly he'll land on the spectrum between Simmonds (floor) or Perry (ceiling). His style is very similar to both those players.
>>67324171
Yeo tbphwy
FINALS HERE WE GO
Laine and Matthews will meet again on Wednesday. USA and Finland will share same 11 am train from Helsinki to St. Petersburgh.
>>67324165
2/10
>>67324508
>he thinks it's bait
>>67323900
My God what a tremendous slut she's become
Her daddy must be proud
>>67324485
Which two players will bang in the bathroom?
> rags coulda had number 3 pick if they traded nash last season
pulj pls respond
>>67324550
we almost have the same laptop, you should learn how to use it. get your shoe off your bed you dirty heathen and fix your fucking cords
>>67324483
WHEATS
H
E
A
T
S
>>67324785
coulda
>shitting on phone posters
>mfw I'm literally taking a dump rn and posting about it with my phone
Haha try doing that with a laptop
>>67324483
man i can't believe Kamloops choked so hard just so Kelowna could get swept by goddamn Seattle
i thought Seattle got relocated after they disappeared from the relevant section of the standings right as Everett popped up
>>67324550
also your dresser is nice.
>>67319604
no niggers
>mad at phoneposting
>>67324915
pics of your dooker pronto
and it better not be some little bunny rabbit pellet
>>67324963
Thanks :3, it's an antique
>>67324915
tried and did
also with a nintendo 3DS
>>67324550
you should take the shoe off your bed that's nasty
>>67314862
>penguins
>ELITE
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU EVERYONE KNOWS THE FLYERS ARE ELITE
>>67325019
that's why its nice, the wood and brass look great. you need a new pair of superstars though the heel is dead on yours
>>67324996
No thats wierd
>>67324550
>shoe on bed
I thought Americans wearing shoes in the house was just an e/b/in meme
>>67321133
Good post
>>67324886
stop, it hurts enough
tfw Poopoojervy gets Torts fired and CBJ hires Bob 'Artlee
>>67325134
Bet it wasn't even a big enough turderino, that's why you're ashamed of posting it.
What a waste of a good flush.
>>67325152
I taught English in Korea. They had a fucking song called WE WEAR OUR SHOES IN THE HOUSE in an elementary textbook to explain foreign culture to children.
>>67325152
I don't know of anyone that doesn't take their shoes off. american houses are so big because muh space muh dream that most of them have a "mudroom" which is solely used for leaving your shoes and coats
>>67325236
I did too. Batted way out of my league with the ladies. Drank a lot of cheap beers. Broke my hand punching a korean in the face. Food was great but got posioning thrice. Good times.
>>67325319
Same thing in Canadian houses. We have parents who actually want to keep the palace looking like a palace and not a fucking stable.
>>67325343
HAHAHA. Yeah man life was good there. I spent 5 years until I married a local girl and realized if I wanted to keep her I better stay away from all that temptation.
>>67324996
What is up with Yuros and their scat fetishes
>>67325319
>mudroom
I just leave my shoes by the door.
Can't think of any situation where wearing shoes for more than the time it takes to take them off is necessary.
Unless you are literally moving something inside or out of the private residence in question.
>>67325431
yes but it's more convenient to not take your shoes of, please remember, drive-in grocery stores are a thing in the US
>>67325389
I stayed one and came back for school in the maritimes. Hows the marriage going?
>>67325520
>can play nhl 16 on the toilet
the only good thing about it
>>67325431
we have rooms where you enter from outside and those rooms are cooled mudrooms. we don't enter into the kitchen or normal rooms but a space designed just to leave your shoes
>>67325558
nice reddit phone upvoted
>>67325553
*called
anyone hear the mike francesa vs rick dipietro beef? hahaha epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTFlbDaxj1g
>>67325558
I'd get mad at your phone, nice shit tier organizing
>>67325558
>using real world pictures you didn't even take as wallpapers
sure is faggot in here
>>67325553
In Finland we call those "wind-closets"
YOU FUCKIN BANG ESE?
>>67325654
Original is too big, but here you go bud
>>67325724
nice phone post
>>67325718
What am I looking at?
Some butthurt Democuck mad at Trump?
>>67325724
Christ I hate phones
Your parents must be proud of you all.
I mean that unironically, you were all good choices by your respective parents.
>>67325744
https://youtu.be/HmDBMjh0AQc?t=440
a stinky smelly beaner
>>67325753
My parents once told me you are the company you keep
Think about that one bud
>>67325389
>married a korean girl
so what's her penis like
Is Joe Pavelski elite?
>>67325865
Probably bigger than yours
>>67323900
I tried clover but it didn't, you know, feel like 4chan to me. Firefox for android gives the most comfy posting experience with good support for webm. My phone is all fucked up now so shitposting duties have been relegated to my laptop.
>>67325904
Agreed only newcunts like Clover
>>67325865
howd you know he was a lightning fan?
>>67325891
just like my animes
>>67325938
I've been here 6 years
>>67325938
Clover is so comfy though
>>67325800
Why are leftists extremely effeminate and beta when by themselves but become extremely aggressive and moblike in groups.
I've never in my life seen a right wing group behave like this in America when it comes to politics. Closest thing is the cow farmer in Washington.
Dreams are what memes are made out of
>>67326010
I want 4chan to look exactly the same on my phone as it does on my PC. My only complaint with the mobile site is that it fucks up when you go from portrait to landscape mode, which happens frequently on accident because my phone is a piece of shit. It's better than it used to be I think, they've been steadily improving it over time.
It's been statistically proven mobile fags are more likely to shitpost
>>67326056
>mad
>at funposting
>>67326020
Right wing groups are mostly a bunch of cranky old assholes. They'd be more likely to use guns to intimidate people than physical violence. Nazis vs. Commies could bring some actual violence but that's not really Repubilcans vs. Democrats, that's just fringe groups keeping each other on the fringe.
>>67326083
it's pretty grating though
Did the americaitlyns lose today?
>>67326125
It always gets replies. As long as people pay those posts the attention they don't deserve they will continue to exist. I've been coming to 4chan since 2006 and that's the one thing that hasn't changed.
requesting clipartdog.jpg 25kb
Is this gonna be their year?
I feel either them or Stars are gonna win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr6IN4ZJ8iA
Lightning vs. Islanders here, channel will change at 7pm
>>67326255
Are you sure you can handle that level of meme?
Do you have the grade C meme license?
>>67326256
>implying it isn't the year of the eastern conferance
>>67326312
>>67326312
>>67326312
New, no faggot OP like the last 2 days
>>67326337
Thank you, fuck leon draisaitl and the oilers
>>67326337
you are a faggot OP for making it early
>>67326356
Anything to keep that cunt oilers fan from making it, you don't want to see what happens then.
>>67326336
The best teams got BTFO, only meme teams remain
>>67326354
>>67326372
this 2bh
>>67326372
OP is always a faggot
>>67326399
Unless you want a thread full of Yuliya Balykina, clipart, and pasted posts from the last thread you should bow down to OP for being a based faggot
500 for >rags
>>67325475
going well. Women are all insane no matter what race or skin colour if you know what I mean. She likes going to hockey games too which is nice.
Killing this thread
With no survivors
Cmon autosage
Fuck
>>67320146
>I think it deserved a suspension in a bubble but I don't think its worse than the wilson knee
The NHL's made it clear they care more about head contact than anything else.
