Hockey discussion sprinkled with memes and babes
how can they play on ice?
>>67326312
this thread is fine
I've always liked the Kloten Flyers logo.
First for leon draisaitl is a faggot
Me on the right
>>67326312
NEWS:
Flames hire head coach Bob Harley, 2015 Jack Adams winner, for "no fucking reason"
>>67326368
me in the back
>>67326378
>hire
>>67326378
fire*
>>67326312
Why is that one guy's helmet/jersey different from his teammates (white jerseys)?
>>67326312
Do you have this at regular speed?
He's finally going to get the cup
Screencap this
>>67326406
In Yurosemen land they literally give a helmet covered in flames to the leading goal scorer.
Memes not even /hoc/ could come up with
>>67326442
what league does this
>>67326378
They want the fat old baby
>they still haven't made a gamethread
>sunbelt hockey """""fans"""""
is islanders vs lightning the most boring 2nd round series ever
>>67326464
step it up buddypal
>>67326378
Breaking: Hartley fired because he sucks at coaching, flames fans too stupid and inbred to know why he was fired
>>67326464
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PostFinance_Top_Scorer
>>67326312
Do you have a gif of this instead of a shitty webbum? It doesn't work in Safari.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-3s4yPshfU
>>67326565
>safari
lmaoing @ u m80
>>67326565
>he uses safari
HAHAHA YOU FUCKING MAC USING FAGGOT WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE
>>67326565
No I have this though
>>67326442
Are you serious? Is that why hes got that stupid "top" on the back?
Europe is in decline
How badly are the pongs going to get BTFO tomorrow with shittang out?
I'd say 5-1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr6IN4ZJ8iA
Lightning vs. Islanders stream here
stream bro u here?
>>67326659
Yup already posted it. Can you believe these guys didn't make a game thread?
>>67326649
>>67326659
nice thanks
>>67326649
you're the real mvp
WHO'S READY FOR
>BEEP BEEP
?
>>67326649
Based
Should I make a thread? For fucks sake
>>67326677
>meme series
>no thread
SURPRISING
No one cares about them, caps pens is all that matters.
>force everyone to listen to your national anthem every game
>get the shittiest singers you possibly can every time
just why
Are they cheering or booing that chick for singing the anthem? I honestly have no idea
it sounds shit to me
>dat anthem
Fucking terrible, Jew York
>applauding the middle of the anthem because of nigger sing song key changes
>>67326709
do it fagit
got my pubsub..lets do this boys
>>67326718
>a series that is over matters
>>67326763
>>67326763
>>67326763
Gamethread
>the last time a team from canada won stanley cup was in 1990
Fug :D
>>67326649
Reported to the US Postal Service
>>67326781
1993, sorry. Still a fucking long time.
>>67326781
1993 baka
>>67326781
and the last team to win the Canada Cup was some battle axe team amirite?
>canadians literally got cucked at their own game
>>67326781
>The last time a person cared about a Finnish opinion was 1916
Fuuugggg :D
>The NHL would be vastly improved by increasing rink size to Olympic/International Standard
Agree/Disagree?
>>67326677
reminder that sandwiches love hockey theyre totally aren't just here to shitpost
>>67327041
Don't care
http://qz.com/637908/finland-is-the-prison-break-capital-of-europe/
>finnish gaoltending
>>67327041
that's super dumb, part of the characteristic of the nhl is its physicality which would almost completely get lost with that
>>67327041
Disagree. Finnish players would have a better time transitioning but that means more perimeter play, more trap.
Playoffs are boring as fuck with the Blackhawks out
>sunbelt teams playing against each other
Wow, riveting. It's like watching Antarctica play beach volleyball.
>>67327123
Fuck off reddit
>>67327041
It would increase goals, but it would kill the "m-m-muh big fighters" aspect of American Hockey.
So basically it would equalize the skill level across the world and knock the NHL from its holy pedestal of #1 League Worldwide because it's American
>>67327123
just curious, do you think anyone reads posts like this and think youre being serious? I just dont understand why you do it everyday
>>67327123
You need to go back.
>>67327123
>playoffs are boring without my team
fuck off to reddit, reddithawk
>>67327147
Are you familiar with the scoring rates on big ice?
>>67327078
kek
>>67327147
>It would increase goals
dumb phone posters like you have never watched hockey
>>67327147
>NHL
>American
>>67327078
top bantz
>>67327123
>Kongs, Niggerhawks and Rags out
Best play off in years
Now that everyone's favorite teams are out, what other armchair GMs are playing Eastside Hockey Manager?
>>67327271
good phone post
>>67326719
After hearing your national anthem, I'd be ashamed to be Finnish. And that fucking trumpet.
>>67327271
not since the last roster update. I'll play again with next seasons rosters.
>>67327387
>mad
>at a trumpet
>>67327409
I haven't played the Steam version, used to play a shit out of EHM2007 though.
How much of an improvement is the new game?
>>67327429
nobody thinks these posts ever win an argument
>>67327459
Just roster updates
Not total shit like new NHL games though
>>67327492
Just let him think he's special. If you ignore it maybe it'll go away.
>>67327492
>argument
>mfw I've never owned a computer and am a well known tripfag
:^)
>its a tampa defense shits the bed episode
>>67327459
Same core with tons of improvements
>>67327581
yeah everyone knows trips are poor chubs
>>67327492
>mad
>at winning arguments
>>67327602
Does the game still kinda devolve into "Memorize statlines so you can spot NHL Star Regenerations four years in advance"
>>67327671
no, it doesnt use regens like that anymore
>>67327095
>"Finnish players would have a better time transitioning"
This is the best playoffs in a long time desu
>not cheering for sunbelt teams while posting from your phone
>>67327777
wasteful nigger
>>67327720
Nice. Last real question is a kinda two-parter.
Do the goaltending styles actually do anything yet, and will you still find players playing unorthodox (Hasek) styles now that there's no Hasek regenerations ingame?
>>67327744
You made me kek, thanks
>>67327836
no idea, not sure if it even has goalie styles anymore
>>67327982
Fair enough, they didn't do shit to begin with anyway. I'll probably end up fucking around with the game in the near future, thanks for answering.
Dallas can't decide which Finnish goalie to fail with
Leafs
Marner best player in the OHL possibly CHL
Nylander best player in the AHL
Matthews best player in the draft
DAILY REMINDER
Friendly reminder.
if the NHL had relegation, every canadian team would be in the relegation tournament right this second
>>67328447
For so many major hockey players being Canadian, how come there's so few Canadian Teams and they're all shit?
Like, I bet Mexico would have better luck with their Hockey teams.
>>67328346
Glorious reminder
>>67328502
Canada is poor as fuck. Couldn't afford more teams, they already lost 3 because of it.
>>67328502
All the mexican teams are out already :^)
>>67328565
>Laffs
>Oolers have gotten like seven out of the last nine first round picks and have fucked every single one of their development up irreparably by rushing them into the NHL and ignoring their injuries
>Laffs
>Calgary has been a literally who team for how long?
>Laffs
>Jets are back for round two and still don't have a team worth competing for anything
>Laffs
>>67328346
6-8 years from now league is going to be exciting as fuck
>>67328502
Mostly because they're all terribly managed
>>67328346
>Marner best player in the OHL possibly CHL
memejuniorleague
>Nylander best player in the AHL
Rantanen
>Matthews best player in the draft
laine
>>67328346
that 50 year old rebuild finally paying off?
>>67328502
players that play in canada play canadian income tax rates
its why they leave to come to the states
vote red in november, keep american hockey great
>>67328742
>Rantanen
Maybe if his PPG wasn't lower and he played a useful position
>Laine
>wingers going 1st being a meme
>>67328724
That Graph is really interesting to me because of how many Swedes are getting drafted compared to Russians. Especially given that the KHL is considered the "Number Two" league, next to the NHL.
What makes the Swedes more attractive than the Russians? Is it just their coaching/playing style adapts better to NHL than the Russian style?
>>67328830
The dreaded russian factor. Look at Kovalchuk.
GMs are dumb and think they will leave, its how St.Louis gets Tarasenko low, Chicago gets Panarin for free and Washington has Kuzy
>>67328830
>trusting ruskies
>ever
>>67328742
Green texting doesnt make you right he was just awarded ohl MVP award his team is going the memorial cup and he is going to get playoff MVP
Rantanen is second best
>laine
Hes good but a winger
>>67328878
It's also why Radulov will show up in the NHL for 5mil less than what he's currently making.
>>67328502
You're right, a Mexican team won the cup two years ago.
>>67328742
>memejuniorleague
>lilga
>fucking lilga
>>67329005
CRUZ IS GONNA DROP OUT OF THE RACE TONIGHT
WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DO IT WE'RE THE OPPOSITE OF CANADA
>>67329121
I'm willing to bet you're not even of voting age
also fuck off to /pol/
>>67329121
Goldwater 2.0 when?
>>67329143
ahahahahahah what's hilarious is youre the underage faggot that likes bernie because MUH FREE SHIT. nice phone post
>>67329188
>the phone neet is a trumpcuck who doesn't understand presidential power
It all makes sense
Are they gonna do it for Ovi???
>>67329220
What the fuck are you talking about? I bet you voted for Bernie and you like the rags
>>67329270
Good post. I'm voting for Trump, but you're still acting like a fucking idiot.
fuck off to /pol/
>>67329294
Your post is retarded and it did not answer my question. Stop lying.
>>67328742
>finland
>>67329339
How are you enjoying your vacation home, neet?
>>67329339
>>67329360
>>67329373
is this some sort of new shitposting? why does canada care? fuck off
>>67329409
kek
go back to /pol/ kid
>>67329363
SHARKS @ PREDS GAME THREE THREAD
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS.
>>67329422
I'd bet I'm older than you
Guess who were at same bar tonight where I was?
>>67329551
laine and you didn't take a picture again because you love to lie
>>67329584
Nope
Larkin, Memethews, Hanafin and Pulkcannon
>>67329619
And some other USA players I didn't recognize
>>67329619
pics or it didn't happen
He actually pulled it off. The absolute fucking madman did it.
>>67329619
who was the alfa of the group?
>>67329652
Pic of their autographs good enough?
>>67329677
I would say Larkin, he's kind of an asshole actually. For one guy who asked his autograph he said that while he writes it, guy must chug beer whole time
>>67329679
looks like it didn't happen
>>67329715
Wow what a fucking douche.
>Michigan hockey
Forever 2nd fiddle
>>67329721
Well I don't have to prove anything for anons at bhutanese cavecarving board
>>67329619
Pulkkinen showing the murican holiday boys the wonders of under-21 drinking.
>>67329744
Well he was drunk, so I would say that's part of the reason
>>67329790
Nah, he just came to chat with Larkin for a while
>>67329776
just like all those times you saw laine at the traffic light huh? most finnish posters are cool youre just annoying
>>67329861
Well I haven't seen Laine anywhere, I'm not from Tampere
>>67329890
still no pics
>>67330257
hahahahahaha
you already blew it
>>67330257
You should say fuck you and die. But yeah you already blew it.
>>67330257
You're fucked already should have suggested a Pens - Sharks final or something
>>67330257
Hahaha brutal.
Ask her if she wants to go with you to Little Caesars. Make a pun about her deep dish.
>>67330257
>le asshole gets the girls meme
>>67330304
>>67330317
>>67330331
>>67330340
>>67330343
virgins, you can still come back from that anon assuming you dont break rules 1 and 2
>>67330257
>>67330257
You already fucked up but I think I can salvage the situation. Say:
I went to the bookstore the other day and I asked the saleswoman "where's the self-help section?" She said she could tell me but it would defeat the purpose.
Then try to not spill spaghetti again
>>67330381
I'm not a virgin, I know I could but I wouldn't touch a fucking pens fan.
>>67330257
Based wongsbro
Stupid cunt's homerism is showing
>>67330257
talk /hoc/ memes bitches. bitches love /hoc/ memes
>>67330389
>try not to spill spaghetti again
>but say this spaghetti-spilling parmesan cheesy 'joke'
>>67330257
Ask her how she feels about finnish goaltending
>>67330381
What are these shitty rules I've never heard of
>>67330508
the rules are dont be an ugly mong
>>67330457
It works actually you bitch. But good luck with those panty dropping alpha lines of yours
>>67330578
works everytime.
>>67330357
>>67330357
>>67330357
Get in here
>>67330551
Anything would work on your bitch she's always thirsty y'know wan meen
>>67330578
Someones getting laid tonight ;^)
>>67330578
10/10 panties confirmed soaked
>>67330644
>those lines are lame
>can't come up with something better
>resorts to a Your mom tier joke
>>67330578
>making bitches wet 101
>finnish goaltending
>that slide
>>67330578
I came
>>67330714
Here, I'll be nice. There's only one "line" you'll ever need unless you're a complete autist who can't chuck out wit on the fly, but it requires confidence and an understanding of timing:
>You know you want it.
They're like putty after that. And you don't look like a retarded 'joker' roleplaying a standup comedian.
perds getting swept 2bh
>>67330257
You fucked up anon you shoot have said
>PONGS
w-what, anon?
>A FUCKING LEAF
wtf
>I'M LITERALLY SHAKING
are you okay
>HOW HE KING WITH NO RING???
"User has blocked you"
>>67330843
That was pathetic
>>67330578
>"How do you feel about finnish goaltending"
>After forty minutes of them simmering in anger
Fantastic.
>starting Niemi over Lehtonen
that's just fucking stupid. i hope dallas lose.
>>67331019
Reread your previous post in that mindset.
>>67330578
It's bound to work
Thoughts?
>>67331066
>starting niemi
>ever
He's been poor since his last few seasons in San Jose
>Jew York eyeliners
>>67331075
Yeah and it was hilarious. Yours was pathetic.
>>67331097
He's probably a kike.
>>67331097
I think like 10% of NYC is heebs. So that stadium seats 1900 jews I'd imagine. Plus if you exclude all the shitskins that dont watch hockey and whatnot I bet there's 2500 heebs at that stadium or more
Every single time CBC cuts away to another game, those games suddenly get fucking turned up. 2 goals in the Stars/Blues games.
>>67330578
Sweet fucking christ
>>67331336
Except playoff tickets are expensive, so there's likely not as many willing to shell out the shekels.
>>67331575
But they're also richer than average so it balances out
Is Tim Hortons the biggest cuck of all time
>we're sorry canada
>>67331575
probably get them from their jew owners at work
>>67331201
This post smells a lot like forced maymays.
>>67331066
He kicked ass in the last game
>>67331693
Why would their Jew owners give them away for free?
>>67331764
if you weren't underaged you would know.
>jews own sports
>jews get seats to sports thru owning it
>jews have some of their 20k seats to give out
>normal whites get some seats as gifts for being such good goys at work everyday so they don't hate jews
>jews continue to prosper
>>67331878
/pol/ pls go
gg cars
>>67331764
Tax refunds.
lern2jew m8
>>67331900
he asked a question and I answered. you know its true rags fag
Well there you have it. That was the absolute best that the Islels had to offer and it still wasn't enough.
Bolts sweep in 5 confirmed.
>>67331900
There's nothing incorrect about his post. That IS how it works.
>le mention /pol/ as a retort replacement meme
Now that the clots won which game to watch.
>bloos vs stors looks good but so does the preds getting BTFO
>>67332038
>le mention jews as the ultimate answer meme
reactionaries truly are the dumbest people
>>67326781
>>67332194
your reaction was telling someone to go away since you can't handle opinions other than yours though
>Leastern Conference
Why do they even bother
>>67332236
when you learn what a reactionary is you may hold a proper opinion
>never forget
>>never forget
>>67332343
>reactionary
That buzzword is so 2015. Like, get with the current year already ohmahgaaaash
>>>never forget
>>67332381
>>>>never forget
Last year's ploffs were one of my favorite for the memes desu imho
>captcha all waffles
>>67332448
>>67332381
its not even half the most who fucking cares
>>67332536
lel the top 5 are all dead
>>67332552
>me after reading this shitty post
nice meme man
more memes incoming
>>67332536
find me one of those on an active roster that is on a canadian team in the playoffs
>>67332484
>that guy took the time to screencap all the replies to his get
kinda pathetic 2bh
So who are the eyeliners going to try to kill in game 4?
Place your bets.
>can finally play overwatch
>cruz drops out
>3 playoff games today
hope each one will be more meme than the next, what a week to be alive
>>67332859
Calling Martin injuring Bishop
>Tranpa fans are literally still mad tantrum babby doesn't know how to skate without looking at the puck and went headfirst into the shoulder of a fucking manlet
>>67332845
>tfw /hoc/ will never be that good ever again
>>67332943
Nah, Hickey got BTFO by the guy who scored the winner.
Cannot fabricate, etc.
>>67332928
Implying >we have to
>>67332943
Think everyone is happy after Hickey dolphin dove and gave up the GWG.
>NI3MI
>The shit Mexican shanty town of dallas
>dullass
Dullass on suicide watch after getting absolutely btfo by the bloos
>dallose
>fort mcmurray anon burning to death right now
rip, may he never need to complain about the game being on sportsnet Oilers ever again
>>67333754
That's just the universe telling us the Oilers are gonna be on fire next year.
>trust in he meme magic
>>67333754
update on that btw? whats going on
Can we all agree that the chick in blue behind Ruff has the best playoff tits? Better than the philly slag
hope the fire makes it to edmonton
>>67333830
shits on fire yo
>>67333814
>OILers
>fire
>>67333754
I was hoping it would spread to all provinces
>>67333836
>cutting fire fighting funding in a year drought year
LYNCH NOTLEY
>>67333862
>city is destroyed
>no players killed
Red Deer Oilers here we go
>>67333946
Does she have a face
>>67333955
>wasting money on fixing "roads"
deserved it
