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Hockey discussion sprinkled with memes and babes
how can they play on ice?
>>67326312
this thread is fine
I've always liked the Kloten Flyers logo.
First for leon draisaitl is a faggot
Me on the right
>>67326312
NEWS:
Flames hire head coach Bob Harley, 2015 Jack Adams winner, for "no fucking reason"
>>67326368
me in the back
>>67326378
>hire
>>67326378
fire*
>>67326312
Why is that one guy's helmet/jersey different from his teammates (white jerseys)?
>>67326312
Do you have this at regular speed?
He's finally going to get the cup
Screencap this
>>67326406
In Yurosemen land they literally give a helmet covered in flames to the leading goal scorer.
Memes not even /hoc/ could come up with
>>67326442
what league does this
>>67326378
They want the fat old baby
>they still haven't made a gamethread
>sunbelt hockey """""fans"""""
is islanders vs lightning the most boring 2nd round series ever
>>67326464
step it up buddypal
>>67326378
Breaking: Hartley fired because he sucks at coaching, flames fans too stupid and inbred to know why he was fired
>>67326464
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PostFinance_Top_Scorer
>>67326312
Do you have a gif of this instead of a shitty webbum? It doesn't work in Safari.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-3s4yPshfU
>>67326565
>safari
lmaoing @ u m80
>>67326565
>he uses safari
HAHAHA YOU FUCKING MAC USING FAGGOT WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE
>>67326565
No I have this though
>>67326442
Are you serious? Is that why hes got that stupid "top" on the back?
Europe is in decline
How badly are the pongs going to get BTFO tomorrow with shittang out?
I'd say 5-1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr6IN4ZJ8iA
Lightning vs. Islanders stream here
stream bro u here?
>>67326659
Yup already posted it. Can you believe these guys didn't make a game thread?
>>67326649
>>67326659
nice thanks
>>67326649
you're the real mvp
WHO'S READY FOR
>BEEP BEEP
?
>>67326649
Based
Should I make a thread? For fucks sake
>>67326677
>meme series
>no thread
SURPRISING
No one cares about them, caps pens is all that matters.
>force everyone to listen to your national anthem every game
>get the shittiest singers you possibly can every time
just why
Are they cheering or booing that chick for singing the anthem? I honestly have no idea
it sounds shit to me
>dat anthem
Fucking terrible, Jew York
>applauding the middle of the anthem because of nigger sing song key changes
>>67326709
do it fagit
got my pubsub..lets do this boys
>>67326718
>a series that is over matters
>>67326763
>>67326763
>>67326763
Gamethread
>the last time a team from canada won stanley cup was in 1990
Fug :D
>>67326649
Reported to the US Postal Service
>>67326781
1993, sorry. Still a fucking long time.
>>67326781
1993 baka
>>67326781
and the last team to win the Canada Cup was some battle axe team amirite?
>canadians literally got cucked at their own game
>>67326781
>The last time a person cared about a Finnish opinion was 1916
Fuuugggg :D
>The NHL would be vastly improved by increasing rink size to Olympic/International Standard
Agree/Disagree?
>>67326677
reminder that sandwiches love hockey theyre totally aren't just here to shitpost
>>67327041
Don't care
http://qz.com/637908/finland-is-the-prison-break-capital-of-europe/
>finnish gaoltending
>>67327041
that's super dumb, part of the characteristic of the nhl is its physicality which would almost completely get lost with that
>>67327041
Disagree. Finnish players would have a better time transitioning but that means more perimeter play, more trap.
Playoffs are boring as fuck with the Blackhawks out
>sunbelt teams playing against each other
Wow, riveting. It's like watching Antarctica play beach volleyball.
>>67327123
Fuck off reddit
>>67327041
It would increase goals, but it would kill the "m-m-muh big fighters" aspect of American Hockey.
So basically it would equalize the skill level across the world and knock the NHL from its holy pedestal of #1 League Worldwide because it's American
>>67327123
just curious, do you think anyone reads posts like this and think youre being serious? I just dont understand why you do it everyday
>>67327123
You need to go back.
>>67327123
>playoffs are boring without my team
fuck off to reddit, reddithawk
>>67327147
Are you familiar with the scoring rates on big ice?
>>67327147
>It would increase goals
dumb phone posters like you have never watched hockey
>>67327147
>NHL
>American
>>67327078
top bantz
>>67327123
>Kongs, Niggerhawks and Rags out
Best play off in years
Now that everyone's favorite teams are out, what other armchair GMs are playing Eastside Hockey Manager?
>>67327271
good phone post
>>67326719
After hearing your national anthem, I'd be ashamed to be Finnish. And that fucking trumpet.
>>67327271
not since the last roster update. I'll play again with next seasons rosters.
>>67327387
>mad
>at a trumpet
>>67327409
I haven't played the Steam version, used to play a shit out of EHM2007 though.
How much of an improvement is the new game?
>>67327429
nobody thinks these posts ever win an argument
>>67327459
Just roster updates
Not total shit like new NHL games though
>>67327492
Just let him think he's special. If you ignore it maybe it'll go away.
>>67327492
>argument
>mfw I've never owned a computer and am a well known tripfag
:^)
>its a tampa defense shits the bed episode
>>67327459
Same core with tons of improvements
>>67327581
yeah everyone knows trips are poor chubs
>>67327492
>mad
>at winning arguments
>>67327602
Does the game still kinda devolve into "Memorize statlines so you can spot NHL Star Regenerations four years in advance"
>>67327671
no, it doesnt use regens like that anymore
>>67327095
>"Finnish players would have a better time transitioning"
This is the best playoffs in a long time desu
>not cheering for sunbelt teams while posting from your phone
>>67327777
wasteful nigger
>>67327720
Nice. Last real question is a kinda two-parter.
Do the goaltending styles actually do anything yet, and will you still find players playing unorthodox (Hasek) styles now that there's no Hasek regenerations ingame?
>>67327744
You made me kek, thanks
>>67327836
no idea, not sure if it even has goalie styles anymore
>>67327982
Fair enough, they didn't do shit to begin with anyway. I'll probably end up fucking around with the game in the near future, thanks for answering.
Dallas can't decide which Finnish goalie to fail with
Leafs
Marner best player in the OHL possibly CHL
Nylander best player in the AHL
Matthews best player in the draft
DAILY REMINDER
Friendly reminder.
if the NHL had relegation, every canadian team would be in the relegation tournament right this second
>>67328447
For so many major hockey players being Canadian, how come there's so few Canadian Teams and they're all shit?
Like, I bet Mexico would have better luck with their Hockey teams.
>>67328346
Glorious reminder
>>67328502
Canada is poor as fuck. Couldn't afford more teams, they already lost 3 because of it.
>>67328502
All the mexican teams are out already :^)
>>67328565
>Laffs
>Oolers have gotten like seven out of the last nine first round picks and have fucked every single one of their development up irreparably by rushing them into the NHL and ignoring their injuries
>Laffs
>Calgary has been a literally who team for how long?
>Laffs
>Jets are back for round two and still don't have a team worth competing for anything
>Laffs
>>67328346
6-8 years from now league is going to be exciting as fuck
>>67328502
Mostly because they're all terribly managed
>>67328346
>Marner best player in the OHL possibly CHL
memejuniorleague
>Nylander best player in the AHL
Rantanen
>Matthews best player in the draft
laine
>>67328346
that 50 year old rebuild finally paying off?
>>67328502
players that play in canada play canadian income tax rates
its why they leave to come to the states
vote red in november, keep american hockey great
>>67328742
>Rantanen
Maybe if his PPG wasn't lower and he played a useful position
>Laine
>wingers going 1st being a meme
>>67328724
That Graph is really interesting to me because of how many Swedes are getting drafted compared to Russians. Especially given that the KHL is considered the "Number Two" league, next to the NHL.
What makes the Swedes more attractive than the Russians? Is it just their coaching/playing style adapts better to NHL than the Russian style?
>>67328830
The dreaded russian factor. Look at Kovalchuk.
GMs are dumb and think they will leave, its how St.Louis gets Tarasenko low, Chicago gets Panarin for free and Washington has Kuzy
>>67328830
>trusting ruskies
>ever
>>67328742
Green texting doesnt make you right he was just awarded ohl MVP award his team is going the memorial cup and he is going to get playoff MVP
Rantanen is second best
>laine
Hes good but a winger
>>67328878
It's also why Radulov will show up in the NHL for 5mil less than what he's currently making.
>>67328502
You're right, a Mexican team won the cup two years ago.
>>67328742
>memejuniorleague
>lilga
>fucking lilga
CRUZ IS GONNA DROP OUT OF THE RACE TONIGHT
WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DO IT WE'RE THE OPPOSITE OF CANADA
>>67329121
I'm willing to bet you're not even of voting age
also fuck off to /pol/
>>67329121
Goldwater 2.0 when?
>>67329143
ahahahahahah what's hilarious is youre the underage faggot that likes bernie because MUH FREE SHIT. nice phone post
>>67329188
>the phone neet is a trumpcuck who doesn't understand presidential power
It all makes sense
Are they gonna do it for Ovi???
>>67329220
What the fuck are you talking about? I bet you voted for Bernie and you like the rags
>>67329270
Good post. I'm voting for Trump, but you're still acting like a fucking idiot.
fuck off to /pol/
>>67329294
Your post is retarded and it did not answer my question. Stop lying.
>>67328742
>finland
>>67329339
How are you enjoying your vacation home, neet?
>>67329360
>>67329373
is this some sort of new shitposting? why does canada care? fuck off
>>67329409
kek
go back to /pol/ kid
>>67329363
SHARKS @ PREDS GAME THREE THREAD
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS.
>>67329422
I'd bet I'm older than you
Guess who were at same bar tonight where I was?
>>67329551
laine and you didn't take a picture again because you love to lie
>>67329584
Nope
Larkin, Memethews, Hanafin and Pulkcannon
>>67329619
And some other USA players I didn't recognize
>>67329619
pics or it didn't happen
He actually pulled it off. The absolute fucking madman did it.
>>67329619
who was the alfa of the group?
>>67329652
Pic of their autographs good enough?
>>67329677
I would say Larkin, he's kind of an asshole actually. For one guy who asked his autograph he said that while he writes it, guy must chug beer whole time
>>67329679
looks like it didn't happen
>>67329715
Wow what a fucking douche.
>Michigan hockey
Forever 2nd fiddle
>>67329721
Well I don't have to prove anything for anons at bhutanese cavecarving board
>>67329619
Pulkkinen showing the murican holiday boys the wonders of under-21 drinking.
>>67329744
Well he was drunk, so I would say that's part of the reason
>>67329790
Nah, he just came to chat with Larkin for a while
>>67329776
just like all those times you saw laine at the traffic light huh? most finnish posters are cool youre just annoying
>>67329861
Well I haven't seen Laine anywhere, I'm not from Tampere
>>67329890
still no pics
>>67330257
hahahahahaha
you already blew it
>>67330257
You should say fuck you and die. But yeah you already blew it.
>>67330257
You're fucked already should have suggested a Pens - Sharks final or something
>>67330257
Hahaha brutal.
Ask her if she wants to go with you to Little Caesars. Make a pun about her deep dish.
>>67330257
>le asshole gets the girls meme
>>67330304
>>67330317
>>67330331
>>67330340
>>67330343
virgins, you can still come back from that anon assuming you dont break rules 1 and 2
>>67330257
>>67330257
You already fucked up but I think I can salvage the situation. Say:
I went to the bookstore the other day and I asked the saleswoman "where's the self-help section?" She said she could tell me but it would defeat the purpose.
Then try to not spill spaghetti again
>>67330381
I'm not a virgin, I know I could but I wouldn't touch a fucking pens fan.
>>67330257
Based wongsbro
Stupid cunt's homerism is showing
>>67330257
talk /hoc/ memes bitches. bitches love /hoc/ memes
>>67330389
>try not to spill spaghetti again
>but say this spaghetti-spilling parmesan cheesy 'joke'
>>67330257
Ask her how she feels about finnish goaltending
>>67330381
What are these shitty rules I've never heard of
>>67330508
the rules are dont be an ugly mong
>>67330457
It works actually you bitch. But good luck with those panty dropping alpha lines of yours
>>67330578
works everytime.
>>67330357
>>67330357
>>67330357
Get in here
>>67330551
Anything would work on your bitch she's always thirsty y'know wan meen
>>67330578
Someones getting laid tonight ;^)
>>67330578
10/10 panties confirmed soaked
>>67330644
>those lines are lame
>can't come up with something better
>resorts to a Your mom tier joke
>>67330578
>making bitches wet 101
>finnish goaltending
>that slide
>>67330578
I came
>>67330714
Here, I'll be nice. There's only one "line" you'll ever need unless you're a complete autist who can't chuck out wit on the fly, but it requires confidence and an understanding of timing:
>You know you want it.
They're like putty after that. And you don't look like a retarded 'joker' roleplaying a standup comedian.
perds getting swept 2bh
>>67330257
You fucked up anon you shoot have said
>PONGS
w-what, anon?
>A FUCKING LEAF
wtf
>I'M LITERALLY SHAKING
are you okay
>HOW HE KING WITH NO RING???
"User has blocked you"
>>67330843
That was pathetic
>>67330578
>"How do you feel about finnish goaltending"
>After forty minutes of them simmering in anger
Fantastic.
>starting Niemi over Lehtonen
that's just fucking stupid. i hope dallas lose.
>>67331019
Reread your previous post in that mindset.
>>67330578
It's bound to work
Thoughts?
>>67331066
>starting niemi
>ever
He's been poor since his last few seasons in San Jose
>Jew York eyeliners
>>67331075
Yeah and it was hilarious. Yours was pathetic.
>>67331097
He's probably a kike.
>>67331097
I think like 10% of NYC is heebs. So that stadium seats 1900 jews I'd imagine. Plus if you exclude all the shitskins that dont watch hockey and whatnot I bet there's 2500 heebs at that stadium or more
Every single time CBC cuts away to another game, those games suddenly get fucking turned up. 2 goals in the Stars/Blues games.
>>67330578
Sweet fucking christ
>>67331336
Except playoff tickets are expensive, so there's likely not as many willing to shell out the shekels.
>>67331575
But they're also richer than average so it balances out
Is Tim Hortons the biggest cuck of all time
>we're sorry canada
>>67331575
probably get them from their jew owners at work
>>67331201
This post smells a lot like forced maymays.
>>67331066
He kicked ass in the last game
>>67331693
Why would their Jew owners give them away for free?
>>67331764
if you weren't underaged you would know.
>jews own sports
>jews get seats to sports thru owning it
>jews have some of their 20k seats to give out
>normal whites get some seats as gifts for being such good goys at work everyday so they don't hate jews
>jews continue to prosper
>>67331878
/pol/ pls go
gg cars
>>67331764
Tax refunds.
lern2jew m8
>>67331900
he asked a question and I answered. you know its true rags fag
Well there you have it. That was the absolute best that the Islels had to offer and it still wasn't enough.
Bolts sweep in 5 confirmed.
>>67331900
There's nothing incorrect about his post. That IS how it works.
>le mention /pol/ as a retort replacement meme
Now that the clots won which game to watch.
>bloos vs stors looks good but so does the preds getting BTFO
>>67332038
>le mention jews as the ultimate answer meme
reactionaries truly are the dumbest people
>>67332194
your reaction was telling someone to go away since you can't handle opinions other than yours though
>Leastern Conference
Why do they even bother
>>67332236
when you learn what a reactionary is you may hold a proper opinion
>never forget
>>never forget
>>67332343
>reactionary
That buzzword is so 2015. Like, get with the current year already ohmahgaaaash
>>>never forget
>>>>never forget
Last year's ploffs were one of my favorite for the memes desu imho
>captcha all waffles
>>67332448
>>67332381
its not even half the most who fucking cares
>>67332536
lel the top 5 are all dead
>>67332552
>me after reading this shitty post
nice meme man
more memes incoming
>>67332536
find me one of those on an active roster that is on a canadian team in the playoffs
>>67332484
>that guy took the time to screencap all the replies to his get
kinda pathetic 2bh
So who are the eyeliners going to try to kill in game 4?
Place your bets.
>can finally play overwatch
>cruz drops out
>3 playoff games today
hope each one will be more meme than the next, what a week to be alive
>>67332859
Calling Martin injuring Bishop
>Tranpa fans are literally still mad tantrum babby doesn't know how to skate without looking at the puck and went headfirst into the shoulder of a fucking manlet
>>67332845
>tfw /hoc/ will never be that good ever again
>>67332943
Nah, Hickey got BTFO by the guy who scored the winner.
Cannot fabricate, etc.
>>67332928
Implying >we have to
>>67332943
Think everyone is happy after Hickey dolphin dove and gave up the GWG.
>NI3MI
>The shit Mexican shanty town of dallas
>dullass
Dullass on suicide watch after getting absolutely btfo by the bloos
>dallose
>fort mcmurray anon burning to death right now
rip, may he never need to complain about the game being on sportsnet Oilers ever again
>>67333754
That's just the universe telling us the Oilers are gonna be on fire next year.
>trust in he meme magic
>>67333754
update on that btw? whats going on
Can we all agree that the chick in blue behind Ruff has the best playoff tits? Better than the philly slag
hope the fire makes it to edmonton
>>67333830
shits on fire yo
>>67333814
>OILers
>fire
>>67333754
I was hoping it would spread to all provinces
>cutting fire fighting funding in a year drought year
LYNCH NOTLEY
>>67333862
>city is destroyed
>no players killed
Red Deer Oilers here we go
>>67333946
Does she have a face
>>67333955
>wasting money on fixing "roads"
deserved it
>>67333987
she's at least 50+
>>67333969
You're why everyone hates iPhags
>>67333862
>muh meme oil economy
Hey /hoc/, have I got a deal for you. You can have not one but TWO elite FINNISH GOALTENDERS for the low, low price of a measly top-line defenseman. Shutouts and Stanley Cups will follow anyone who makes this deal.
Don't miss out on this exciting, limited-time only opportunity. Please contact Jim Nill and the Dallas Stars front office for details!
RIP Sissons' ligaments
>>67332943
that was a clean hit, anyone mad at the Hickey hit needs to go back to /nba/
>>67334100
nice auto correct
>>67334085
My knee hurts just looking at that. Its gonna be a while till hes walking again
>>67334100
It was clean, but it required retaliation by the blots. And boy did they give it.
>>67332536
>bunch of old fags racked up the points in eras where scoring was much easier
alright, and your point is?
>>67334161
>Canadian blots sympathizer
God deliver us from this cuckening.
Who /Islanders, Capitals, Predators, Blues/ masterrace here?
>NBC talking about meme black man and his tweets
jesus...
How are bolts fans gonna get assblasted by Hickeys hit but dont say anything about Boyles hit? Boyles hit was dirtier.
>>67332789
>jelly of my get
Here have my most recent one
>>67334220
Boyle didn't even touch his head Hickey embellished the shit out of that.
>>67334205
Islanders, Pens, Preds, Blues, masterrace reporting in.
>>67327213
Sorry, was browsing through playoff summaries and didn't see any Canuckistan cities listed and just assumed
>>67334187
cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
>>67334220
Neither were dirty.
t. Blots fan
>>67334242
This desu
>>67332536
How many of these ex players live in AMERICA now?
>le checkmate eh
>>67334279
I never said it was dirty I said it was dirtier
>>67334242
me 2bh
>>67334287
>haha, stupid white man. He comes over here to the land of the redskin to take all our resources and fuck our women, what a cuck
>DALLASS
>>67334305
In the sense that it was payback yes, but it was still over exaggerated and it cost them the game
Fresh from /pol/
>>67334220
didn't even touch his head. slowed down version:
gfycatcom/VainKindBaiji#?speed=0.5
man, finnish goalies are total fucking shit
that one just leaked thru
>dallass 'goaltending'
>>67334339
SAVAGE
>>67334363
it was a good attempt at a first webm. you kept the size low
>>67334339
BANGED
>dallass
Way to go blues bros. Cheering for you.
>>67326363
t. Gary Bettman
>Stors and Storks
Just raise the white flag already, no point in playing the rest of the game
>>67334339
Pretty sure gold is valuable
>>67334714
weedman sold all of ours
>>67334714
>No playoff teams
The drunkard syrupland known as Cuckada
>>67334714
Are they missing the inside? Cuckdeau must have already started mining and selling it
>>67334714
And they have lost the gold medal 6 (six) times to based Canada
>>67334746
Why not when you have an infinite source tho
>>67334714
canada sold all their gold
>>67334415
Hey you leave pekka out of this
Sharks start crying when they end up on the unfavorable side of penalties
Finally get a taste of how it feels, fucking PP babies
>>67334905
i hate when people whine about the refs in general, it all evens out really and you only see the fuckups that are highlighted on tv really, theres many more that everybody but the players miss
go sharks tho
>>67334879
You would too much if you had an infinite supply
>it's a publix night
>caliniggers are mad at sandwiches
>brooklyn kikes are mad at sandwiches
Good job Tampa.
>>67334943
literally every fanbase does, just the louder ones will do it more
anyone who thinks the sharks are starting to cry are just dumb fucking bandwagoners who don't realize it was just masked by the fucking ducks/kings fans and the rest of /hoc/ perpetually shitting on their constant playoff failures to the point where sharks fans had nothing to retaliate with
just look at tampa bay
>>67334958
>sandwich
>nigger
>kike
you forgot cuck
>finnish goaltending
>>67334987
There is a place called le reddit and that is all they do all day and night
They don't even watch the games, they just complain about muh peanalty
>>67334987
how new can someone be
>>67335004
Sounds like a Tampa Bay game thread.
>>67334945
>he thinks we don't
Moron
>>67334998
Know this feel
>>67334958
Ultimates were on sale for $5, Publix subs are the best
>Chicken tenders, you taste so good
>>67334987
Nah man you got it all wrong, SJ is universally known for being whiny delusional bitches. NOT ONLY THAT, they act this way even though most of them are Giants and Warriors "fans", and also the 9ers have been to an owl recently. WORST fucking fans in the country, hands down
>yfw someone from Peru is watching hockey with us
>no females illegally streaming hockey on /sp/
>>67334205
>>67334242
Islanders are never master race, 27th in attendance race is more like it
>>67334958
Preds looked much better tonight. Publix Cup chances still alive.
>>67335057
I remember the first time I saw a proxy too
>>67335024
>1980
>not even a WC since
Nice rivalry we got here, eh bud?
>>67335088
>still alive
They've always been alive
>>67335057
More finns watching than canadians.
>>67334943
>it all evens out
Not for the shorks. They consistently lead the league in PPs. Literally REFPUCK: The Team
>>67335097
Watching live streams through a peruvian proxy would be fucking retarded
>>67335112
Makes sense because most games I streamed were on CBC. They can get that in fantastic quality over the air for free. I think more show up for games that are only on cable.
It was a clean hit.
>>67335114
do you not know peru fag? he is retarded.
>>67335004
that's literally every site and any comment section.
it's always "the other team is favoured" and "my team was cheated" because every fucking fanbase feels persecuted except ones that never open their mouths, like carolina or nashville
even fucking barry trotz is buttflustered over it, like the 1st place capitals are fucking saints
/hoc/ has this shit too, except it always boils down to "(team name) always cries refpuck" more often than "t-the league is persecuting my team!"
>>67335048
exactly, but you can't deny the kings and ducks have had more success than the sharks that allows them to shit harder on them
kings and sharks miss the playoffs, but kings fans still can yell "we have a cup" and still be right
I can't fucking believe a sport pushed for being fast and brutal is filled with so many sensitive crybabies. It's amazing how the league is getting yelled at for being "soft" when the audience is even softer.
>>67335048
You seem upset
>>67335141
So you're saying all Canadian teams suck?
There is no conspiracy
Is Burns a bitch for ducking out of the way of Weber's goal or is it just smart at that point?
>>67335088
They were good last game too, just got memed on
>>67335164
You don't have to be a caveman to know not getting hit in the face with a piece of frozen rubber going 100mph is a bad idea.
>>67335141
Are you trying to say they don't deserve to be shat on? I know they get shit but it's not even close to the amount of shit the rags, philly, Chicago, every Canadian team and literally any team in any sport from a major city gets.
Boo hoo they are picking on us, toughen the fuck up or get good
>>67334998
they habe the exact same eyes and nose. I bet if you faceswaped them they'd look exactly the same.
>>67335164
Any sane man would get out the way of a shea weber slapshot
>>67335187
Nice meme, but wasn't it Western Conference Regular Season >Champs?
>>67335229
nigga does it look like i had room for that?
>>67335057
>canadians in charge of watching their own sports
I thought hockey was "canadas game'? Your teams aren't in the post season and you don't even watch the game.
>>67335164
He can't go full meme defenseman if he's in a coma
Another reason is that if he gets hit in the face they might have to shave his beard to reconstruct his head. If he loses his beard he loses his power
>>67335242
We don't need meme streams my man cbc does it for free
>>67335048
You must be from cleveland.
>>67335236
Putting western conference is makes it 57x more humiliating, YOU CHOKED ANON, MIGHT AS WELL PUT YOUR NAME ON THE BANNER
>>67335282
whatever you say
>>67335242
sorry for having the games on cable I guess
>>67335301
Kings fan. Also who shits on Cleveland except for rivals? That shit is sad I feel bad for them. The Bay Area is full of ungrateful shits
>>67335135
We'll be alright m8
>>67335201
are you even paying attention?
when >>67334905 brings up "starting to cry" but they always did
because literally every fucking team does it
the point is it's fucking retarded, everyone knows the refs have been shit, but it's not like some big fucking conspiracy where teams are favoured
can you fucking imagine what it's going to be like in the next 5 years if a team like the laffs manages to become a relevant playoff team? it's never going to fucking stop.
do people forget the bruins, too? because when the bruins were on top, they were fucking the worst
it's all about who is loudest, and nashville is a field mouse next to the sharks right now
Can the Stars get a fucking goalie that actually knows how to goaltend? Or how about some god damn D.
>>67335318
Enjoy pierre, queermo
Anyone got pierre penis?
>getting scored on 5 times by the fucking blose
>finnish goaltending
>>67335375
they wasted all their cap space on shitty goalies
If something super fucking memey happens and the Preds win the cup do you think they will change their logo to a black cat?
Would be a cool story
>>67335242
Sportsnet has the playoffs in 4K. But you probably don't even know what I'm talking about poorfag.
>>67335350
Being from the bay, I can partially agree with this. The warriors fan base is becoming unbearable to the point where everywhere you go theres at least one asian kid in a Curry jersey. Shit was never like that even 2 years ago. Niners are trash now so nobody is on that bandwagon but the Giants and Sharks have some loyal fans that understand the game that make going to games enjoyable. I understand if you want to be salty though after getting knocked out of the playoffs. I wouldn't be cheering for you either.
>>67335516
>implying im not watching the game in 8k
stay mad poorfag
>>67335533
>not watching in 16384k
fucking plens
>>67335520
I personally have a rule where I have sworn to not complain about my teams being shit/ getting fucked over for AT LEAST 5 years after any of them win a championship
>>67335516
4K in America is reserved for eating contests and hog calling
>>67335568
>not watching in 4d
why even live?
Discuss..
>>67335350
>Cleveland
Fuck them and the whole state of Ohio
t. Michigan resident
>>67335581
>tfw no Smell-O-Vision
>>67335601
Your dad works for EA
>>67335533
When you're done paying the $100,000 student loan you took for economics & gender studies you might be able to afford a 4K stream. Until then enjoy your YouTube streams with Peru, poverty kid.
>>67335617
ah yes another thing that Canadians will never experience. And making the playoffs
>tfw pad sizes are reduced and the giant goalie meme dies
>6-1
Why did Stars fans think this team wasn't meme?
What was that they said about finnish goaltending?
>>67335649
holy shit you're fucking mad. You need some bengay for your anus?
>finnish goaltending
Stors BTFO
>>67335676
With finn you win
It's amazing how Backes is generally on the backend as far as the team, the fans and even himself see the Blues talent, but yet he somehow still manages to score.
Friendly reminder that the Caps will sweep the Pens from here on out
>>67326368
Me on the boat
We suck.
>dallas
>handling nasty hombres
>>67335682
>Mad
>At a TV
Wew lad
>>67335675
Because they are all retarded spics who have never seen snow
>>67335765
>not mad
>keeps responding
ok m8.
>kari lehtonen went 2nd overall
>the all offense and no defense meme dies in the playoffs once again
shocker
>>67326368
Want her to smother me with her tits while jerking me offf
>>67335676
only one of them is allowed to be good at a time and tonight was Rinne
>>67335789
>Mad
>At clip art inanimate objects
That's what you Stars cucks deserve for embarrassing us in game 1.
>>67335800
>drafting a Finnish goalie at second overall
No wonder the thrashers were relocated, that is the dumbest fucking thing you could ever do
>JAMIE HASBENN
>KARI LEHTONENGOALS
>PATRIK DULL
>DALLASS
The Inbreds will still get swept in 5
>>67335835
>canada in charge of reading comprehension
>>67335835
This level of memeing is getting way too dank. I like to think I'm a good shitposter but you're on a whole new level
>>67335800
what the fuck happened to him, anyways? he's been at the very least average his entire career and he's been abysmal the one year his team is actually doing something
> finnish goaltending
>stors
lmao
>>67335388
I don't stream Pierre unless it's the only option I have. Fuck NBC.
You can always tell what team he wants to win, he sounds like he's about to cum when they're on a power play or when they score.
>>67335868
>mad at online caricatures of every day objects
You might have a problem my friend. Try watching some 4k hockey streams
>>67335872
Find some clip art and let's get to work
t. Pig poster
>>67335580
> Boasts watching hockey in 4K
> Stuck to watching Sunbelt teams cuz Canadian teams are fucking shit
>>67335888
Finns are living memes, it's the funniest result so that's why it happened
>>67335888
He's always been a middling goaler. Discipline issues, all kinds of things.
Doesn't help that Dull ass' defense is shit.
>>67335908
>fins don't even trust their own goaltending
you cant make this shit up
GONNA DO IT SENPAI
WHO DO I TRADE BEFORE THE SEASON STARTS
>>67335924
>pig poster
You're my hero
How did the Flames manage to get so much for Russell?
has their ever been an elite goalie drafted top 10?
>>67335925
Someone's got to watch em
>>67332997
>literally nothing but shitposting and memes
>good
>>>/b/
>>67335942
What game is this?
>>67335954
Stars are absolutely retarded
>>67335942
Sounds exactly like typical Detroit fans
>>67335969
Are you retarded or just new?
>>67335978
Eastside Hockey Manager
>Tactical Knowledge 10
I'm sure it'll be fine.
Look at that DETERMINATION. Surely it'll count for something down the stretch?
>>67335978
Eastside Hockey Manager. It's on Steam.
>>67335983
It's funny because it was my exact response to Blashill's appointment.
>>67335944
Thanks bud. Since that faggot fucked off have a clipart shoe.
>>67336022
>>67336027
Thanks family
>>67336038
>still buttblasted
>>67335960
that are still playing, it's probably Luongo, then MAF, then Price
Fuhr was an 8th pick and Barrasso was a 5th.
Im new to hockey. Why is finnish goal tending so constantly terrible?
>>67335960
Price and Fluery but both are shit
>>67332997
>implying
>>67327147
it seems like it would fuck over fatties like Bufflygeon in favor of skinny euro manlets
How do we fix the Wild?
Memes not allowed, take that shit to s4s
>>67336108
>i'm in that one too
>>67329037
he wanted to be in the NHL so fucking bad
>>67336062
Still angry at cartoon pigs? K. Epic
>>67336164
>body like a fridge
>>67336164
relocate the team to texas
>>67336164
It's going to be hard, they have too many bad contracts and no really appealing assets in general for trades.
Maybe they can get Yakupov? He might just be cursed by the Oilers rather than a bust.
Nashville is going to win the cup!
Go Pekka \o/ \o/ \o/
>>67336179
>claims im mad
>google searches "clip art" between posts
>>67336179
>that file name
>>67336190
tfw houston will get an expansion team before cucknada.
San Diego would be a good market too they sell out their AHL team
>>67336164
10 in Minnesota
>>67336236
Implying you wouldn't fill her with seed
>>67336250
Yeah but I'm desperate as fuck so that's not a very good gauge
>>67336092
It isnt. The whole meme is that it's generally good but when its bad, its catastrophically bad. Of course this mainly happens in the playoffs.
In the case of let-ten-in and niemi it has been bad all season. They were just sheltered by regular season offensive babbies
>>67336104
>Price is shit
Nice meme kid
>>67336190
Yeah because the last team to do that is doing so well.
>>67336206
>Mad at fresh clipart
Here's a classic courtesy of fuk_ponek (R.I.P)
Not a Trump fan, but seriously how fucked in the head did you have to be to support Cruz?
>>67336310
you really suck at posting
>I can download clip art and respond faster than you
>>67336289
At least they've won a cup you stupid cuck
Turning and turning the widening gyre
The d-men cannot hear the goaltender
Things fall apart; the centers cannot hold
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the series
Surely some revelation is at hand
Surely a second Cup is at hand
A Second Cup! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image of Spurdo troubles my sight
And what rough beast, it's hour come round at last
Slouches towards Helsinki to be born?
>tfw Stars fan
>tfw finnish goaltending
>>67336337
Who are you quoting?
>>67336311
Yeah those dangles were absolutely sick.
>>67336311
Cruz dropped out m8 . But the general republican voting base is fucking retarded and usually vote against their own economic interests
Should've vote for Bernie
>>67336397
>Cruz dropped out
Yeah that's why I used past tense
>>67336310
I miss smuk. I'm glad you're still here pig poster
>>67336337
>Happy at clipart pigs
Epic
>>67336397
>the general republican voting base is fucking retarded and usually vote against their own economic interests
That's because neither party represents the interests of the working class. Democrats think they do, but importing cheap labor from Latin America is just as damaging to working people as free trade deals, if not more so.
>>67335048
Even though I'm a Sharks fan, living in the Bay, that's probably one of the reasons I chose to be a Cubs and Bears fan, once I started watching MLB and NFL.
>>67336464
Xhe still posts, just doesn't namefag or post OC. Took the memes too seriously and left
fellow starsbros, you all knew that this day would come in the playoffs, both mongols choking at the same night, i wonder which one is going to start game 4
i really thing it's over for dullass, you can't win without defense and 2 not that elite goalies
>>67336397
This works as good bait because people actually talk like this
>>67336527
Yep. Party's over lads.
But what a fun ride it was. Time for the offseason hangover. Jim Nill has some big decisions to make.
We got a good young core and we'll be back next year. In the meantime, we'll still keep frogposting.
>>67336350
classic
>All your teams decided to work on their golf game instead of playoffs
>>67336223
>houston
>NHL
You got some inside info about the Rockets' owner dying?
Anyone got a webm of the Reeves fight tonight?
>>67336527
It's not over until is over, but is getting closer, I'm hoping they can drag it to 7 games, but it probably won't happen
>>67336580
>tfw BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
Seriously who would have ever thought they would end in first place in the central with Chicago, Minnesota and St Louis?
>>67336223
Yeah, great, just what the NHL needs, more fairweather faggot fanbases composed of people who never skated in their lives.
>>67336761
I'm sorry, but the stars have to go back
>>67336662
As a jingoistic Hockey-American, it pains me to admit this, but with all those draft picks and young prospects Canadian teams have been stockpiling, I think we are on the cusp of a Canadian renaissance. The Maple Leafs actually have a front office that knows what they are doing for a change, and even the Oilers can't screw up Conor McDavid.
>tfw the Oilers-Stars rivalry will soon be renewed
>>67336772
>tfw Finland paid for our wall
That was the mistake lads.
They should start Jack Campbell in the Stars net for game 4, they have nothing to lose anymore
>"advanced stats are bullshit", Dallas fans said
>"there's no way having the most scoring chances against in the regular season would have anything to do with winning in the playoffs", they said
I said in October it was a meme defence with crap like Klingberg and Oduya and I stand by my word
>>67336223
Literally no chance of either of these things happening in the foreseeable future. Only plausible possibilities are Vegas and Quebec.
Even Seattle is off the table of now. They're having trouble getting a basketball team back, much less a hockey team.
>>67336840
Eh, most of us knew we weren't winning the Cup for that very reason. >We've been rebuilding for a few seasons now, and it's probably a bit ahead of schedule if anything. Obviously defense is our weakness, but there's no quick solution there, because elite defensemen don't grow on trees. There's no Duncan Keith tree.
>>67336782
>two Canadian teams make the playoffs
>considered a renaissance at this point
thats just more sad than any thing.
>>67336916
I don't think they can keep both Lehtonen and Niemi if they want to be a top contender. That would be a first step. They can use the extra cap on solid second or third pairing dmen and have a solid squad.
Wait, do people actually think the Blues are going to win this series?
They blew their goal load this game, they're done
>>67337159
>being this assmad that the team assembled and whooped that Dallass
>mfw """"people"""" actually think the Blues aren't on a path straight to victory
The series is ours
>Blues fags are Marvelcucks
I should've seen it earlier
>>67337291
>tfw you don't know which superheroes belongs to which company
>>67337355
Noteworthy superheroes like batman and superman and wonder woman and the flash belong to DC
Meme shit like Iron Man, Ant Man, bow and arrow guy, and all the fucking nobodies you've ever heard of belong to Marvel. The only two they have is Spiderman and the Hulk
>>67337376
Noted, thanks man. I'll try to rmember it this time.
I assume Jessica Jones and Arrow etc. also belong to DC since they seem to be in the same world as the Flash in the Netflix series?
>>67337376
Oh shit, can't read. Didn't even notice that you already wrote arrow as being in Marvel's universe. Sorry.
>>67337376
>>67337291
>he doesn't know
>Johny B. Goode comes on my pandora station
Go Stars!
\o/ \o/ \o/
>3/5 last jack adams winners were fired
>one of them is hanging on for dear life and the other is an absolute madman
is the jack adams a death wish?
>>67336765
What if I told you people played pond hockey in California
>not one but TWO finnish goalies
>drafting a third one
who on earth thought this was a good idea
>>67337580
>shots going to my blocker side
>better reach over with my glove
>ebin :D :D
>>67337550
Imagine if Boudreau wins it this year
>is the jack adams a death wish?
Nah, they just give it to coaches with shitty teams that inevitably fail
>>67337580
>trading for rynnas
>>67337608
>>67337608
>>67337608
New thread before the fag shows up
GREAT THREAD, MULLETED HOOLIGANS
>>67336862
seattle is a shit sports town
>>67336765
I did not say soon but within the next 10 to 15 years I would put my money on houston or SD getting a team maybe once winnipeg relocates or something
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