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no leon draisaitl edition
> tfw it still hurts
>>67337641
plz dont be sad duck friend. it makes me sad seeing you sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqTXIKmROX4
check out this dank meme video
>>67337641
>>67337667
>tfw it's all starting to fall apart
>>67337691
if stars had halfway decent goaltending theyd be a terrifying team
>>67337687
This deserves a webm
Dallas, that shit was pathetic tonight. At least pretend you want to be here.
>>67337720
They do want to be there. They just can't overcome the Finnish goaltending meme.
>>67337731
The Blues are just a much better team defensively and now our offense has settled in and gained their confidence.
>>67337679
>>67337608
/your mother/ is for everyone
>>67337757
I thought her arm was his dick at first
>>67337776
post more cute animals plz
>>67337773
>tfw Torts will ruin him or they will win three Cups
There is literally no in-between.
>>67337776
>no one will ever photoshop in Cherry's head onto the grapes
>>67337788
I need to make more webms, I will get around to it eventually
> tfw got some crank from the Scotttrade center
>>67337815
could that cat be a better goaltender than the tendies the stars have now?
>>67337803
Why'd they put a cat on the ice?
>Fort McMurray in flames
>whole town expected to burnt to a crisp
http://www.hometownhockey.com/news/shawn-chaulk-the-wayne-gretzky-of-wayne-gretzky-collectors/
R.I.P. This collection
Is Rinne the only Finnish goaltender that isn't a full blown meme?
>>67337827
He was living in the arena and just happened to run out there
>>67337641
at least you aren't violently hated because of the other fans
>>67337833
>Click here to nuke Canada? That didn't do anything...
>>67337844
man thats pretty scary
>tfw can't stay up for the game tonight
rreee
>>67337833
>>67337844
Redpill me on this.
>>67337857
3000 acres burnt already, supposed to keep burning on tomorrow and they're calling for 50km/h winds
oh yeah and it's an oil town
>>67337786
t-that would be l-lewd
this is a work safe board, anon
>>67337833
Meh, Gretzky is overrated anyways
>>67337876
There's a fire. Its burning down a town.
>>67337876
The same garbage that the Koch Brothers want to pipe into our country, the driver of Canada's meme economy, went up in flames.
So did they suspend Letang to try and make up for the Stalberg incident? Other than being .03sec late that hit was clean as fuck.
>>67337886
You're right comrade, I'm sure wind turbines will be sufficient to power an advanced post-industrial economy.
>>67337827
For the meeeeeemes
>>67337913
It's not really that I'm against oil production. I'm against a pipeline that only benefits a few rich billionaires and Canada, while potentially fucking up our country. Other Canadian provinces don't even want this shit piped through, and if you look closely at this story you can see why.
I'm a hardcore leftist, but Donald Trump telling these douchebags to sit and spin made me happier than you can ever know. He has them so butthurt they want to support Hillary.
>>67337913
There's enough power available from just hydro resources to keep America comfortable if we'd invest in the infrastructure you corporate cuck
>>67337941
There's a metric fuckton of research that needs to be done on how marine hydrokinetic devices interact with the environment lad.
Good luck with permitting if there's an endangered marine species in the area, too. Some uni took 4 years to get one.
>>67337939
That's the thing though: building the Keystone pipeline would take years and involve a large number of blue collar jobs, and it would result in cheaper energy in the long run (to say nothing of less incentive to start dumb wars). I'm sure plenty of billionaires would get even richer, but the middle and working classes would benefit as well.
>finnish goaltending
>>67337982
>large number of blue collar jobs
completely temporary ones
if jobs are the reason why not invest in overhauling our transportation infrastructure instead
who care about cheaper oil in the long run, the writing is on the wall for carbon-intensive energy sources
>>67337963
>>67337941
>not just going nuclear
Idiots
>>67337982
Fracking already produces more than that Canadian trash ever could, and t͏͏b͏͏h it creates more jobs than the creation of that pipline ever would even when the price of oil is down.
I'm neutral on fracking. The environmental effects are scary, but it's allowed us to cuck a bunch of meme sand nigger economies and bring the price of oil way down.
The pipeline really only benefits the Koch brothers. They are Dick Cheney level scumbags and they'll employ less people than your local wal-mart to make their pipeline.
>>67337999
witnessed
I'm all for nuclear, but public perception of the technology is shit and therefore won't be pursued as a main energy source outside of china
>>67337993
Yes, they are temporary. But it's gonna take 15 years to build...that's almost half of a person's working life. And I totally agree that we should heavily invest in our infastrucure. Obama was going to do it...but feminists complained that too many of those jobs went to men, and since the Democrats are totally in hoc to PC morons like that, he abandoned it.
>>67337999
No doubt, but I was just pointing out the idiocy of thinking we need oil to fuel our society
>acquire two mediocre overpriced goalies FROM FINLAND
>double that with swedish defending
a human being in dallas actually thought this would be a winning combination
>>67338045
The best part about the stars betting BTFO is that one fag who kept posting about how the stars were gonna go all the way and kept posting Benn and Segiun picture. He pust be crying himself to sleep.
>>67338058
>implying real life or facts can stop /hoc/-level shitposting
He'll just shift to saying they'll win it all next year. Just like he did last year...
>>67338086
nothing can stop autism induced shitposting
>>67338058
>>67338086
>implying we weren't just letting the blues think they could stomp all over us so we could crush their spirits even further
literally what can stop us?
>>67338086
What fun would /hoc/ or all of 4chan in general be without delusional idiots to argue with?
Sandwich
>>67338103
Ive never been but id assume that /hoc/ is the most autistic general on /sp/
>>67338110
Delete this RIGHT NOW
>>67338124
They all have autists but /hoc/ has low numbers so the insufferable ones usually don't have more than one person that will spend time to refute their posts.
>>67338101
Literally nothing is stopping in front of your net
>>67337702
Their defence could also do with a bit of a boost, Oduya can't do all the defensive work while Goligoski and Klingberg zoom around
>>67337803
d'aww :3
FUG :DDDD
>shorks
>go to school in Dallas
>get shot
>>67338394
Pic of boypusci 4 proof
Just like in real life.
Though desu my Shaw acquisition's been far worse.
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B^●
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>>67338045
>swedish defending is bad
>>67338567
It's not "BAD"
>>67338561
cool
>>67338468
It was Milbury who said it, wasn't it?
>>67337982
>Keystone benefiting anyone not rich
Nice meme there.
>>67338468
I'm in like 2020/21 season with leafs
won 3 cups in a row, snaking all the top russian players or guys who can score 15-20 goals and play some PP and trade them after a year
sometimes the comp will put top players on the block who are making 7-10 million, got a couple players making 11 million in the league
ovechkin and malkin are FA's in like november in current season, trying to sign ovie to a 5-6 million dollar deal and trade my 2nd line LW who's making 4 mill a year
some prospects were just shit, fabbri, marner, dal colle come to mind
why does /hoc/ steal all of /nba/s memes and ruin them? very lame...make ur own content
>>67338595
Don't respond to it
>>67338577
Even the Japs know that Milbury's a shit.
>>67338590
I'm in the first season. The people the Wongs signed to do things were actually doing things and everything wasn't complete shit (Goose and Tats). Then Nyquist got hurt after he was going a point a game.
Also Mantha is actually doing better in the AHL than Larkin at the moment. They're both close to a point a game so far though.
RBL property
>>67338623
>Shaw on the wongs
DELETE THIS
>>67338725
>No Ericsson in the Wongs
Keep it.
>Pulk does absolutely fuck all in the NHL
>Memeing all over the Worlds
Fuck Finland
>>67338623
Which simulator m8
>Check nhl.com
>Those scores
>STARS
>>67338861
He's a good lad.
dindu nuffin
>>67338887
He fucking sucks and can only play on meme ice
>>67338861
>Bring Pulk up because he has a cannon shot
>Give him seven minutes a night
>>67338867
Eastside Hockey Manager.
>>67338906
Doesn't matter how hard his shot is if it takes ages to release desu
>>67338906
>tfw can't find a torrent for the newest version
>>67338954
I bought it fampai.
I figured 200 hours in EHM2007 was worth 20 bucks.
>>67338954
>Ameripoors in charge of having money
Kek
>>67338996
>Paying money for a front office sim ever
>
>>67338954
thief
>>67339026
lel, keep justifying yourself :)
>>67338590
Are you Brendan Shanahan?
>>67337911
NHL Player Safety @NHLPlayerSafety 16 timför 16 timmar sedan
Pittsburgh’s Kris Letang suspended 1 game for interference on Washington’s Marcus Johansson.
>>67338996
I have money. I use it to rent a server in France that I seed tons of torrents on.
>canada misses playoffs
>entire country literally catches fire
Also for the guy that says he can't find the latest version, you're going to want to look for this combo
Eastside.Hockey.Manager-SKIDROW
Eastside.Hockey.Manager.v1.0.2.Update-SKIDROW
Not going to get any newer than that
>>67339201
this, also make sure you get the save editor EHMAssistant
>>67339209
CHEATER
THIEF
>>67339302
>not locking up lundqvist for the next 20 years at .995 AAV
>>67337880
lol
Funny story all the teams that scored first yesterday ended up losing.
Thanks for listening
>>67339346
can you edit in the rags winning the cup or is that too much
>>67339201
>Eastside.Hockey.Manager-SKIDROW
>Eastside.Hockey.Manager.v1.0.2.Update-SKIDROW
Here's both in one rar for whoever needs it
https://www.sendspace.com/file/2h9d9l
>>67339392
upvote
>>67339394
Just because it's a game doesn't mean it can do the impossible, bud.
>>67339394
doubt it
Can one of you meth heads please explain this cringe shit to me? It sounds like something straight from reddit.
>>67339520
Reddithawks fan pls go
So anyone down for some shitposting?
>>67339520
>reddithawks
>>67339533
>>67339601
So does it have a meaning?
>>67339641
yeah, it means you have to go back.
>>67339533
>>67339644
I like your digits but i wish you would answer me :0(
Why does everyone pick on us poor Chicago fans now? Everyone knows St. Louis is the real reddit team. You're just jealous of our long term success. Why do you still insist on hounding us after we became a cap fucked first round exit? Everyone now thinks we're the homophobic rapist team now, that's hardly reddit right?
>>67339669
"Roar bacon" is the most reddit thing ive seen and i wish a blose fan would tell me what it means
>>67339669
>>67339681
>trying this hard to push your shame onto someone else
>being this reddit
>>67339693
>rooting for something called "roar bacon"
>being this reddit
>All these Redditors accusing each other for being redditors while browsing reddit
WEW
>mfw it's a blues year
>>67337641
I wonder how much Bruce ate to get over his depression.
Feeling lit af right now
>>67339681
blues twitter acct auto corrected "roar back" to "roar bacon" then it became a shitty reddit meme
>>67339902
oh fuck same here
>>67339730
>Poccии in charge of hockey
I for one am pumped as fuck for Skoda cup starting this Friday!
>Not rooting hard for a Finnish triple gold
>>67339942
kill yourself tax evader
>>67339944
Watch your mouth mister
>>67339944
>Paying taxes
Stay cuck'd
>>67339916
Thank you.
>tfw Finland is ranked 50th in IIHF world rankings
http://www.iihf.com/home-of-hockey/championships/world-ranking/mens-world-ranking/2015-ranking/
>>67339998
Underrated post
>mfw i see the score from last night
What the hell happened?
>>67340063
>Finnish goaltending?
Who should the Flames target for a goaltender next season?
>>67340211
Andersen?
![hugo-weaving-as-agent-smith-in-the-matrix[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bUOsZwd.jpg "hugo-weaving-as-agent-smith-in-the-matrix[1]")
>>67340224
>>67340237
that's the other guy
>>67340246
its still the first thing of lol
>>67340211
Joni ortio, he is the next kipper
Have Hickey and all the islanders already recovered from the fact that Boyle BTFO all of them and the car-review brought to you by honkey tonkey didn't help a thing?
>stamkos
>no goals or assists in the playoffs
i thought he was supposed to be elite?
>>67339730
Vlad is invisible. Shit playoff scorer.
>>67340390
>not knowing stammers isn't called stamclot for no reason
I know that's probably bait but wew lad don't you follow the news?
>>67340390
Remember when Tavares shit all over bustkov? Good times.
Reminder this man did nothing wrong
Is Jori Lehterä the worst skater in the NHL? He's got power in his legs but absolutely no technique, agility or endurance.
>>67340556
who
>>67340510
Barkov is slower
>>67340572
Jarri & Esa daddy in the middle.
He literally made their careers FUCKER!!
>>67340556
#squadgoals
>>67340473
Well for him being a piece of shit is doing nothing wrong so yeah
>>67340556
Bunch of overrated faggots
>>67340980
GOAT from the past, present and future.
Kucherov is only 22 and he's already ELITE. Where is his ceiling?!
>>67340996
The only goat is in the middle the other two are literal goats
>>67340556
>Crosby and McDavid
Literally look like the Hardy boys as portrayed in South Park
And Canadians make fun of Laine and Pulju.
>>67341010
Above his head ;^)
>>67341026
>comparing Laine to Crosby/Mcdavid
>blues mock the hawks as being team reddit
>their roar bacon is literally and not figuratively reddit
>>67341129
It is one of the shittiest "memes" I have ever seen.
>>67341103
>Implying Laine wont BTFO McDavid just like Ovie BTFO'd Crysby
Also bigest GOAT of all time is Selanne
>>67341142
When has ovechkin ever in his career btfo of Crosby? No gold medals, no cups.
>>67341160
He always btfo Crosby what are you saying
>76 goals in his rookie season
Will anyone every even be able to get close to this record besides maybe Patrick "Lemieux 2.0v.Ovie2.8" Laine?
>>67339998
>tfw monaco is ranked 1st in gay rankings
http://www.cnn.com/world-news/monaco-is-really-gay/
>alberta would rather burn to the ground than live under a trudeau government
>>67341129
you have to go back
>>67341233
czech'd and kek'd
>>67341188
>he like totally blows Crosby out
>no examples or sources
>>67341264
make sure you vote for tarasenko for the NHL cover, he'll do an ama for you guys
:^)
>>67341233
Mighty Allah's judgement for ruining so many young careers
Pens 4 Caps 2
Goals by Crosby BILL and malkin
>>67341298
as a blackhawks fan I don't really like the blues but I respect their classy fans, wonderful city, and world-class players. I will be voting for tarasenko for the nhl 17 cover because he deserves it the most. good luck I hope you guys win the cup this year, can't wait to meet you guys in the playoffs again!
How is it to be a Canadian hockey fan, when you literally can't even make the playoffs?
Is world cups the only thing they can look forward to?
>>67341309
lel
>>67341438
I agree good sir. When it comes to talking about hockey, Im all about being classy. Remember, banter is bullying no matter what they try to tell you.
>>67341506
>>67341438
My good sirs, I will always give upboats to socially conscious roar bacons, who understand that we need to grow the sport with mutual respect, decreased violence and a zero tolerance on hate speech such as gay bashing and bullying.
Bullying is no laughing matter and ought to be reported and removed to create a safer space for us all to coexist and enjoy this great sport.
Hopefully Womens hockey will also grow to challenge the NHL in TV ratings in the near future.
https://twitter.com/DarrenDreger/status/727872425250140160
Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 2m2 minutes ago
Bruce Boudreau met with Minnesota's Chuck Fletcher yesterday and is expected to interview for the Ottawa Senators job this week.
>Renaud Lavoie
>@renlavoietva
>Avec le départ de Bob Hartley, Randy Carlyle sera un des candidats qui aura une entrevue avec les #flames
>Translated from French by Bing Wrong translation?
>With the departure of Bob Hartley, Randy Carlyle will be one of the candidates who will have an interview with the #flames
>7:52 AM - 4 May 2016
poor flim flams
>>67341614
Why does anyone want that old choking baby?
>>67341664
Because he had sick bantz on that HBO series before the winter classic 5 years ago
>>67341664
To be honest I think this choking shit is all retarded. What has Washington done since he left? I blame the ducks players way more than I blame Bruce.
Who do you got in tonights game lads?
>>67341664
he may have lost in the wcf
but how many coaches can even say that?
he's an upgrade over 80 % of them
>>67341892
4-3 pongs
>>67341892
Pens 3-1
>dullass
>dullass
>>67341892
4-2 caps
>tampa
>half of their defensemen are injured and/or dogshit
>still keep on winning
is this the meme magic ive heard so much about
>>67341988
coaching is the difference
>>67341892
4-0 Pens
Murray makes 55 saves
>>67341988
The triplets are confirmed elite. Not much meme there
Also Cappuccino is getting outcoached like crazy by Cooper
>>67341988
i would say the reason they are winning is
>islanders
>>67341988
rapist dubs confirm
>>67341988
islanders should have never won panthers, don't know what happened. that series had the biggest difference in advanced stats favoring florida.
The breadman, as they call him
DUDE
FUNNY COLORED SUIT LMAO
*eats pizza*
ANYONE GOT ANYMORE PIZZA LOL
>>67342194
>advanced statistics
>>67342264
anyone else think that burns is a bit of a goof?
>>67342194
advanced stats are 5v5 and the panthers PK sucked absolute dick
they also couldn't hold leads
also no, there were series where the models favored other teams even more, shitsburgh/rags is one
>>67342264
> have a nice red suit
> ruin it with your shitty hair and mismatched headphones
> and backpack
I'm no /fa/ggot, but you can't half ass fashion. Go all in or don't go at all
>>67342194
>advanced stats
> your team did shit but so did every team you hate
It's been an okay year
>>67342278
DUDE SNAKES AND REPTILES
AND MORE PIZZA
>>67342194
Anyone with half a brain knew the panthers weren't sustainable
>>67342194
It came down to barkov getting absolutely btfo by tavares.
>mfw finland wins u18, u20, whc and world cup in one year
>>67342308
dat shoe sock combo
disgusting
>>67342194
Fuck off moron
>>67338252
>win first 2 games of a series
>lose game 3
Stop me if you've heard this before
>>67342471
are other countries even trying? this shit is too easy
>>67342525
All the other countries' best players are busy trying to win the only thing that matters: the Cup.
>binland giving a massive shit about exhibition hockey
>>67342553
there are only american teams left and all the best players don't play playoffs either. this meme won't work m8.
22.5.2016 cap this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_q1UnRYKYE
>>67342553
>playoffs
>matter
the NHL is only a paycheck, international games are what really matter
>>67337827
poor kitty was probably living off spilled nachos and hot dogs
>>67342600
>0 (zero) gold medals
>>67342600
>the NHL is only a paycheck, international games are what really matter
THIS IS WHAT FINLAND ACTUALLY BELIEVES
>>67342600
Then why doesn't finland try at the olympics?
>>67342629
it's true though. Even ovie and crosby has said it.
>>67342644
>>67342625
you'll see, with our amazing young core finland will dominate the next 4 olympics
>>67342665
Who's going to be in goal?
>>67337608
you are again a fag for making this early
>>67342665
You're hyping Laine and pulju up a lot more than you should. They're fucking 18 years old. Youre delusional if you think that's the reason binland wins. Other than Barkov, Maatta and Ristolainen, who else would even make the roster on any other contending country?
>>67342740
korpisalo aka next kipper
>>67342577
>all the best players don't play playoffs
>DEY ALL GOME HOME AND PLAY FOR BASED BINLAND INSTED OF STUPID NHL :-DDDDDDDDDDD
Hahaha, kankermongool mememaster
>>67337719
it has worms in its butt and its trying to get them out. not so happy.
>it's a finland starts drinking early episode
>>67338250
>>67342869
NASTY HOMBRE
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>banned for posting this poo in loo
why does he do it for free, bros?
>>67342850
Gross
Someone told me this shit was lit, can /hoc/ confirm?
>>67343093
fuck off you discount kraut
>>67343104
FUCK OFF ANIME, NOT IN SP
>>67343115
TOGETHER 4EVER
God bless normie memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSVz9LXLKC8
>>67343257
reddit meme magic
>roar bacon
>>67343476
fuck off faggot reddithawk
>>67343093
verified
>>67343623
>be nigger
>get free shit
and they try to tell us about white privilege
>>67343677
>american
>white
wew lad
>>67343677
isn't USA like 40% white? So the chances are that im talking to non-white.
Can Finns go one fucking game without memeing? Jesus Christ, what the hell is wrong with this subhuman race?
>>67343833
I'm not liking the amount of underage finns that just found this place
>>67343833
How do I join the horde?
I don't like it here
>>67343833
isn't B I N L A N D like 100% kankermongool? So chances are that im talking to a sauna
>>67343833
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_the_United_States#Race_and_ethnicity
>inb4 epic bantz xD
>>67343838
what the fuck was he even thinking about. dumb nigger could of had a shutout
I can't wait til Blues over take my glorious Canucks as being the team with the most trips to the Cup Finals and to have never won it.
>>67343946
>The United States Census Bureau defines White people as those "having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East, or North Africa. It includes people who reported "White" or wrote in entries such as Irish, German, Italian, Lebanese, Near Easterner, Arab, or Polish."
>the Middle East, or North Africa
>Lebanese, Near Easterner, Arab
>>67343945
saunas don't talk silly billy
>>67343946
Pink states should not be allowed to have hockey teams. Fanbases on borrowed time.
>>67343972
>could of
you shouldn't be calling other people dumb
>>67343972
>Finn
>Shutout
>>67344003
One of them just posted up there.
keikaku doori
>>67344032
WHAT HATH SCIENCE DONE!!!
>>67344031
>Lundquits
>Blownout
>>67344097
nice try, mongol
IZAT CAWFE
don't forget
>rags
>>67343838
And Marleau probably wouldn't have had enough time to make a good move anyway if Pekka played it normally. Finns just can't help themselves.
>>67342773
Vatanen
>finnish goaltending
>swedish defense
why are nords so deficient at aspects of hockey?
>>67344177
>rags
>>67344504
Nice, I just saw this on /r/hockey to. upvote!
>>67344169
jej
>>67344504
explain this meme besides the kiss.
>>67344545
reddithawks have to go back
>finnish goaltending
>>67344648
your high school goes to lunch this late?
About to run out for a sandwhich, which kind lads? Had a chicken tendie one last week, so that's off the table
You have 10 seconds to name 5 good-looking Finnish hockey players.
I can only think of 3.
>>67344699
Italian
>>67344716
filppula, rinne, puljujärvi, selänne, both koivus
i could go all day
>>67344699
A manateeburger from Miami Seaquarium
>>67344699
Ultimate is on sale in my area.
>>67344744
Pulju is debatable
>>67344885
Pulju is dreamy. Although the Winnipeg hoarfrost may damage the PH balance and moistness factor of his skin.
>>67344744
>puljujärvi
>good looking
holy shit pls be trolling
>>67344916
He isn't going ahead of Laine my friend
>>67344716
still haven't made any friends over there I see
>>67344744
>puljujärvi
"no"
>>67344933
not black enough for you?
>>67344942
Jets only draft sexy players.
>it's a /hoc/ obsesses about funland episode
So where does Stamkos end up lads?
BLUES
>>67345038
fucking your mom
Keep discussing finland pls
>>67344982
>this
>remotely good looking
did you get acid thrown in your eyes or something
>>67345038
Not toronto
>>67345080
apparently yea cos i cant see a picture
>>67345080
this is quite the post
>>67345096
>proves my point
>tfw the Lightning may somehow make the conference finals with half their players dead and a bunch of AHL players
>>67344699
Shit sandwich
Hope you choke on it
>>67345117
>
T eri
Guys this blues team looks pretty good.
How many cups do they have? I bet it's at least a few.
>>67345117
>I was being retarded on purpose
>>67345173
who are you quoting?
>>67344946
>on 4chan
>therefore haven't made friends
it's exam season and I only have one to study for, kys
Why did Espoo go bankrupt? Will someone replace them? Is the reason Finland is so intent on trolling Canada because the top trophy in Finland is literally the Canada Cup?
>>67345195
youre just going all out today
Ruffles>classic
Debate me
>>67344744
>filppula
no
>rinne
yes
>pulju
lol no
>selänne
yes
>both koivus
very average
>>67345241
Old Dutch
>>67345238
how'd you know? I am going out later today. Are you psychic?
>>67345170
Sup Shithawks fan
>>67345224
they were nearly 5 million yuros in debts
probly should have sold more adspace on their jerseys
>>67345261
Dressed all over pls
>>67345218
don't worry you'll have your leaf flag back soon enough and you'll get to spend the time alone in your room in peace
>>67345277
just kill yourself man
>>67345326
>projecting the post
>>67345279
hello easily angered blues phoneposter
i was having trouble finding the years the blues have won the stanely cup
wikipedia said 0 but how could that be right? the team has been around for nearly 50 years, it would be ridiculous to be 0.
>>67345139
Meme magic never dies.
>>67345256
>filppula
>not attractive
Pick one
>>67345313
The fact that you make these posts every day suggests you yourself are in your room all alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0_IE0Z6yR8
lel
>>67345364
Funny, I have trouble finding the Blackhawks dignity anywhere in this postseason! Maybe we could help each other out. Maybe once we get your head out of your ass, who knows what could be found in such a cavernous chasm?
>>67345436
>postseason dignity
>blues
don't worry, when it all comes tumbling down, i'll be here to meme it up for you
>>67345414
>womanlets
>>67345224
The only reason anyone trolls Canada is the same reason people troll against the Blackhawks or kings
Pure jealousy of our international hockey dominance
>>67345401
just like you sweetheart. except I'm not 19 or 20 like you and having the rare experience of living in another country on my parents money and wasting it away on here just like I would back home.
>>67345414
wut da fug
>>67345382
Even with the potentially attractive ones, there's always just something off about them
Finnish heritage disease is truly a terrible affliction
>>67345414
kek
>>67345485
>still being so mad that you're stuck in the anger of a series already lost
Give it up, son. Your team already has.
>>67345553
I'm not mad, I have memories of cup winning seasons.
What will you have when the blues choke?
>>67345256
>filppula no
wrong
>>67344744
saku > mikko
>>67345509
Inb4 super defensive post about paying for it himself
>>67345594
>What will you have when the blues choke?
he'll have memes
>>67345509
If you are a huge loser why are you complaining about another huge loser?
Posted from my iPhone
>>67345594
>I'm not mad
Yet here you are, pissing yourself. Keep crying, nigga.
So now that Lundqvist is officially past his prime and the rags will not win a stanley during his time, who are the actually good swedish goalies?
Lehner? Enroth? lindback?
Lol
>>67344744
Lehterä
>>67345532
So I was wondering since USA is 42% white, are you a negro, hispanian devil or chinese?
>>67345895
pls no bully
>>67345895
>lindbäck
dogshit
>>67345895
>non North American goaltending
>good
wew lad
Which franchise has the most recent dynasty? Detroit?
>>67345895
Swedes are egregious goaltenders
>>67345999
There hasn't been a dynasty since Edmonton
>>67345895
>actually good swedish anything
lol
>>67345999
islanders tbqh
>>67346016
mr fancy words, speak american you yuppie
>>67345895
Lehner is the best goalie in the world
haaaay guise
just in time to talk about the almighty Suomalainen master race
>>67346048
they have the GOAT dman and backstrom is great
otherwise that's about it tbqh
>>67346129
>tiny gif from 30 years ago
sven pls
>>67346129
den glider in
>>67346059
Dat guy dun dere ain't no tendie
>>67346129
> thats not ur flag for gold
>>67345960
smuk_anok pls put your name back on we love you
>>67345895
>lindback
Easily one of the worst, if not THE worst, goaltenders to play for a NHL team in recent memory. He's nothing short of a walking disaster.
>>67346251
horse faggot
>>67346086
I haven't followed him that closely, I think he's known for looking bogglyeyed and full of rage after letting in goals?
Also what about that Markström guy, he was supposed to be the next goat svedegoalie but I guess that didn't work out
>>67346258
while bishop shits the bed sometimes, im just glad i will never have to watch lindback goaltending for a team i like ever again
>>67345953
You tell me, Mongol
>>67346297
He's in vanpooper which means his career is essentially over.
>>67346428
michael j fox posts in /hoc?/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs
i like this song
Just got a haircut, can I get 2 or 3 (You)s
>>67346491
It's an action shot
>>67346576
(4u)
>>67346576
C A L I
A
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>>67346297
Markstrom is actually pretty good even behind shitters such as Dan "no waive" hamhuis and Luca "up the middle" Sbisa
>>67346576
Sure.
I just trimmed my balls.
Were basically the sames
why is sweden so goat but finland so shit?
>>67346747
youre really annoying
>>67346428
Spending your welfare on ciggies, Billy? Man, you're more shaky than laffs D
>>67346747
sweden has a lot of practice pleasing thick american dick honestly
>>67346747
You could atleast make an effort
>>67346546
heres a good one too. finnish womens national team makes an appearance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZS12RiBQ3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK_Ts-eBCqo
>>67346837
>>67346801
mad, drunk smelly finns
>>67346675
>Markström plays great on cuckouver
>Team decides to play Meme-Miller instead because in communist north america losing is encouraged and rewarded instead of getting relegated
>>67346808
Well, I guess you have a thing for countries who bow down, take it in the ass and are completely gutless
>>67346911
explain to me how getting screwed by math at the lottery is any reward
>>67346911
>one season where his sv% is higher than 0.901
Wew lad
>>67346805
Too much caffeine 2bh
Also
>Finland talking about welfare
>>67337886
You mean the same shit Buffett hauls by train instead. Yea, much safer.
>>67346911
>relegation works
Nice meme but I agree miller sucks dick
>>67347072
Well, I have an university degree with no student loans. I can also go out without getting shot by majorities (black, spics in your case m80)
>>67345895
To be fair, Sweden isn't really known as a goaltending factory.
Lehner is good though, and he's not even in his prime yet.
>>67347034
>Buhu why can't I get last position year after year and then get my first pick like I'm entitled to?
Oilers would be a division 3 team at best in Europe
>>67347043
>On cuckoouver
Fucking amazing
>>67347043
His was the same as tuuka rask behind a far worse team
>>67347072
stop replying to the underage
>>67347162
>>67347184
We're not counting AHL.
Markstrom has one season where his sv% is over .901. Rask has 7 seasons with sv% over .915.
Wew lad
>>67347334
>this triggers the swedecücks and vanhong kongians
>>67347334
So did Lundshit tho
Only current play counts
>>67345509
>he doesn't browse /hoc/ while doing other things
it's not my parent's money either, we have cheap education and good student loans systems in Canada. the only extra cash I had to pay was the plane ticket
not that I need to justify it to you
>>67347334
Svedberg shat all over Poopa Rask in Bombston but they had to play Poopa because he is an overpaid shitstain
>>67346892
i just showered
>>67347334
real Hongcuouver fags regard Demko as our real goalie anyway
>>67347416
tukka got that stan lee tho swedecuckold
>>67343004
whose this cum curry?
>>67347334
So is Lundshit still good?
>>67347466
By sitting on the bench watching a real goalie play
Amazing feat
>>67342050
The "triplets" thing makes me cringe everytime and I have no clue why
>>67347616
tukka won games for his team during the playoffs tho. unlike, lundcuck. swedes cant put the team on their back when need be. embarrassing.
>>67347425
Showering in a mämmi sauna doesn't make you cleaner
t. Doesn't even know what that actually means
>>67347719
Lundqvist won way more games in the last years in the playoffs and he is the only reason they even won games.
Boston won despite having Poopa Rask in goal.
>swedes actually think lundshit is good
lmao
Anyone know when the AHL playoff finals start? Probably gonna try and see a Marlies game.
>>67347801
there's that swedish temper tantrum
>>67347845
>not knowing it is going to be Reign v Bears
>>67347892
no one thinks Quick is good m8
>>67347892
That's Jonathan "2 cups and a vezina" Quick to you buddy
>>67347425
Also who showers at night unless they're drunk enough to realize how awful they feel but not drunk enough to give a sh- wait nevermind look who I'm talking to
>>67347942
Wow he had a team to carry hiss ass. Good for him.
Meanwhile
>>67347801
> Following the conclusion of the 2013–14 season, Rask was awarded the NHL's Vezina Trophy, awarded to the "goalkeeper adjudged to be the best at his position." He posted a 36–15–6 record, highlighted by a career-best 10-game points-won streak from March 20 to March 30, going 9–0–1, as the Bruins captured their first Presidents' Trophy since 1990 and led the Eastern Conference in team defense (2.08 goals allowed per game).
lundshit swedish ***********goal tending********************
55-59 playoff record and no stan lee
BTFO
>swedish goaltending
>>67348037
Where is his ring?
Canadian>American>Russian>Swedish>Finnish tbqh
>>67348037
except lundshit played like trash in the gold medal game
bet you weren't even done with your isis training yet when that happened ahmed
>>67348088
Right in the middle of the crowns, blind man
Still requesting gif or webm of hanks stick smash from 3:35-40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRSezmTu3ec
>>67348158
hahahaha fucking faggot
>>67348037
Usually when you win the vezina it means youre the best player in that series sven
Nice memeing mr jori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0_IE0Z6yR8
>>67348158
>Canadian
>>67348037
anyone have the patrick kane version of this
>>67348353
>>67348270
prove me wrong gayboys
>>67348355
the shotgun is what makes it so great imo
>>67348295
Did you miss something crucial about Lundqvist perhaps?
>>67348414
I meant conn smythe not vezina
>>67348158
>implying
>>67348295
>>67348430
Your post will always be on the internet m8.
I even carved that shit onto a runestone for future generations to see your retardation.
>>67348489
>tfw non-swedes can't keep up with swedish quality posting™
>>67348388
an herro
Swedish goalies have never won a stanley cup. If your team has one, better boot or trade them because as history shows, you cant win the stanley.
Hell, you will not even reach the playoffs unless you're lundqvist. Lehner, Markström, Lack, Fasth, Enroth.... Dayumn
>swedish goaltending
>>67348622
>be driving in a poor industrial part of town
>see old man in a habs shirt on a bike
i wonder if he was a frog immigrant or he just picked up some random shirt at goodwill
>>67348795
thats a lot of foot room
>>67348664
>Can't keep up with swedes in his own language
>Resorts to webm-posting
American education
>>67348952
Digging that hole even deeper
Too much swedeposting ITT for my taste
To Winnipeg:
1st overall pick
To Toronto:
Mark scheifele
2nd overall pick
>>67349140
DELETE THIS
No Toronto for Laine please hockey gods
>>67348904
I can meme ya in your own language too
مرحبا أحمد
ألم يحن الوقت للصلاة؟
>sweeds
>>67349072
Niggers
>furpuck
>>67338012
>he doesn't drive a vehicle that runs on gasoline
>>67349201
Jättestort kek min kompis
>>67348952
>>67349072
Good one
>>67349299
>mfw the republican nominee is literally unelectable in a general election
now we're gonna be stuck with hillary
>reminder that quick is literally the same height and almost 40 lbs heavier than Lundpads but looks smaller because he doesn't rest his ability on the amount of space he takes up
and this is coming from someone who hates the kongs
>கோல்டெண்டிங்கும் பின்லாந்து
>>67349201
>>67349321
>Le epik finn with american proxy is back xDDDDD
>mfw you study for your swedish exam
>>67349072
>my pads hurt, they're too small
wow nice assortment of different flags
>>67349548
jesus christ
muslims really cannot handle banter
>>67349619
was thinking same thing
>>67349219
>>67349548
>>67349027
>>67348904
Why do you have saved all these images of some random old guy? Seems pretty degenerate tbhfam
>>67349899
t. newfag
>6 Posts Early
>>67349824
>>67349824
>>67349824
>>67349824
>>67349899
>he doesn't have pics of Herold saved on his PC
>>67349927
>>67349909
>Having folders of reaction and epic 4chan pictures
It's like you're not even normies, goddamn
>>67349719
Getting exposed and you get into full damage control mode Pekka.
You don't tag your image Soumalianenshit without a reason you mongol
>>67349719
>>67350141
Check this paranoid muslim, amerifriend
>>67350482
youre silly.
>>67349899
>not recognizing kc tire banter
redditmongool
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