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DAL:Tyler Seguin won't play on Thursday in Game 4
WAS:Marcus Johansson will play in Game 4
NAS:Mike Ribeiro sat as a coach's decision
STL:David Backes continues hot playoff in G3 win
SJ:Patrick Marleau scores in Game 3 loss
NAS:Shea Weber leads Preds to Game 3 win
TB:Brian Boyle scores OT winner in Game 3
MON:PK Subban named Foundation Award finalist
CHI:Anisimov (wrist) out 6-8 weeks after surgery
PIT:Kris Letang gets one-game suspension
Best Blues Memes: Blackhawks Butthurt Edition
BOS:T. Krug (shoulder) needs 6 months of recovery
BOS:David Krejci has hip surgery, needs 5 months
roar bacon
JUST FUCK OUR DEFENSE UP SENPAI
i hope you bust CHAD
>>67349960
>mfw Piggly Wiggly > Publix
>>67349972
Why are you so obsessed Olli?
>>67349972
>yfw he busts out and has to go play for car parts or >a fucking axe
winn dixie has better sales than publix
>>67349950
>finnish goaltending
Who wins tonight? Who wins tomorrow? Who makes the best sandwiches in sunbelt states, and why is it togos?
>Bloos autist started the thread
See you in 489 posts
>>67350169
Is there a single great goalie left after Brodeur quit
>>67350028
He feels threatened by big strong alpha Americans
>>67350228
he's only been here a few weeks too. I miss when people actually used to lurk before posting.
Oh Based Bill, spread your glorious wings and carry us to the heavens.
>>67350252
Pic extremely related
>>67350228
>literally won't post in a thread because of who made it
>calls others autistic
>>67350298
Please no more Swedeflags in this thread.
They are always so butt blasted and defensive.
>>67350298
I've been lurking for 5 years since the Rams were sold.
RANK POSITIONS BY NATIONALITY:
>Forwards
Canadian>American>Swedish>Russian>Finnish
>Defense
Canadian>Swedish>American>Russian=Finnish
>Goaltending
American>Canadian>Russian>Finnish>Swedish
>>67350348
Jesus those pads look huge on him. Goaltending is such a joke these days tbqh
>>67350636
2016 gold medal count disagrees
>>67350677
>France
>Hockey knowledge
Nice Hedman dubs though
>>67350636
>Canadian>Swedish>American>Russian=Finnish
>=Finnish
>>67350721
equal amount of playoff teams as canada
>>67350715
>2016 IIHF medal's
Finland A squads struggling against Canadian/American/Swedish D squads because all the good players are busy with the real tournament (stanley cup playoffs)
>>67350663
He's a young guy
>>67350774
lel canada's A team struggled against Finland's D team in the olympics.
>>67350636
>Forwards
Can>Rus=Usa>Finnish>Swedish
>Defence
Can>Usa>Swe>Rus>Fin
>Goaltending
Can>Fin>Usa>Rus>Swe
>>67350802
>Uncontested gold medal winning domination at 2012 olympics
Probably should look up the definition of struggling there, ghengis
>>67350636
Finnish defense is arguably better than Russian.
hello I'm here to trigger OP
>Zero (0) Cups
>>67350847
>barely winning in OT against finnish D team
yeah that's pretty much what i meant.
>>67350857
Ya there are just so few of either that its hard to make a conclusive judgement
>>67350820
nah his goaltending was right other than needing to swap finland and sweden
>>67350847
Wasn't aware there was a hockey tournament at London
>>67350872
You should watch that game again, there was no point at which Canada was in danger of losing they were so controlling of the play.
>>67350903
Fuck meant 2014
>>67350924
>overtime
>no danger of losing
what the hell canada
>>67350879
I think the youth gives Finland the slight edge. Most Russian Ds are on the wrong side of 30. And Gonchar is retired now.
Funnily enough, when Gonchar was playing for the Habs, I believe they had exactly half of all the Russian defensemen in the league on their roster.
>>67350953
>not realizing one team can dominate the play without scoring 10 goals
Have you ever even seen a hockey game?
>>67350954
you should go to bed you have a long day of posting on 4chan tomorrow
>all these butthurt teams
Who is the threads goalfu?
>>67351031
>mad
>at fucking phones
You are right though, I should go to bed soon. I have to go help one of my friends out with his event tomorrow.
>>67350954
That's fair, I initially thought about Risto when I was ranking them and had Finland with the edge but there have been some very young russian D drafted/going to be drafted (Provorov/Sergachev) as well as potentially more KHL defencemen following Zaitsev (pls).
However that young Fin D on the Knights (Jouilevi or something) is supposedly really good too
>>67350999
you understand that game was like 1 minute from shoothout which is the forte of finland
also
>keeping the puck outside on the boards
>controlling
lel, you had like 2 goal scoring chances.
>>67351074
Elliott is the best one left in the playoffs senpai
>>67351083
I hope he's less selfish this time and jerks you off in return. your phone thing doesn't make sense I don't think you even go to class.
>>67351126
>being this mad on 4chan
>>67351170
Save percentage mate and shots stopped
>>67351164
I think you're overreacting because I don't think my posts come off as angry. I'm just trying to help you not waste your youth. Regrets are terrible things to have.
>>67349950
>defense
Lol
>>67351110
this adonis would like to have a word w/ you
>>67349950
while we fell afoul of >swedish defense, at least our we don't have tendy problems
can we have oduya back please
>>67351205
>making shitty insults
>responding to posts that aren't directed at you
>projecting this hard
>"i-I'm not mad I swear"
>>67351232
>since Feb 1
>>67351232
he looks like an aids patient.
Dueling hatricks game was 7 years ago today
How many goals do Ovi and Crosby score tonight?
>>67351298
hat trick for crosby
nothing for ovi because caps choke is in full effect
>>67351267
put him in whatever league you wish, doesn't worry the murray
>>67351254
I'm sorry you thought my posts came off as angry I didn't want for you to think that.
>>67351232
>>67351316
to be fair, so far he's faced >rags offense and choking caps
not exactly impressive
>>67351298
Ovi scores one
Crosby will be carried out on a stretcher
what went wrong with playoff hockey? It used to be so entertaining and now im not even bothering to watch half of the games.
>>67351343
He also went 9-1 before the playoffs soon as MAF got hurt.
The kid is 21 and he's elite. Stay mad, can't worry the Murray
>the caps will literally never leave the second round ever again
it gives me such a boner to see holtby crash and burn like the meme he is. i start to edge thinking that ovie will never get a ring ever.
>>67351434
too much clutch and grab
>>67351387
87 confirms
>>67351448
>rags
>>67351439
>point out flaws in argument
>"lmao stay mad"
pongs as bad as blues autist
TOMORROW
>>67351486
i'll give you the >rags, wasn't that big of a test. but, if he was gonna falter at any point, it would've been facing 49 shots, didn't phase him tho
>>67351486
but you said they only beat the rags and he told you about his regular season stats against other teams. youre not making much sense
>>67350636
We've had so few elite players since the 70s generations that this is probably true. Fortunately the new generation is coming and this should look different in 5 years. The population will set limits to depth but there will be more top talent in the nhl than there is currently.
>>67351605
>cap this
>deleted
he is gonna get a hatty tho
>>67351703
Anyone know if Uncle Garry is going to be youtube streaming the game tonight?
>>67351659
Has there been any great Finn in NHL since Selanne
opinions on tonigh'ts game? Pens 3-1
>want pens to lose but the caps seem to be choking too hard
>>67351729
Yeah I will be, using a CBC source. Hopefully it won't fuck up like it did last night.
>>67351782
Bless you papa
>>67351522
it will be another episode of pekka "the wall" rinne
>>67351530
Saying if he wasnt gonna falter doesnt equate to the fact that Elliott has played an entire season and has better stats due to that. That rookie has played maybe 1/5th of the games this season.
>>67351448
>mfw canadians will always triumph over russians
>kanada
>>67351739
S. Koivu, Lehtinen, O. Jokinen and Timonen were pretty good. In the 80s generations there were guys like M. Koivu, Pitkänen and J. Jokinen. Rask and Rinne are/were elite goalies at their best. But since then only Vatanen and Barkov have been truly great.
>>67352046
>Barkov
>>67352033
TETSUOOOOO!!!!
>>67352046
>barkov
>>67351782
Thanks in advance bro
Have an upboat
Is this the true autism power of /hoc/?
>>67352292
Sounds like a nice guy 2bh
>>67352292
>tfw you'll never get to play lego hockey with anon
>98 posts
>6 unique posters
i think it's time to move /hoc to /asp
>>67352292
Nordiques are winning the autism cup this year lads
>>67352292
Used to do similar thing with my brother as a kid, but a lot less autistic versions.
>>67352364
>>67352394
>you will never get a front row seat to the Whalers vs Nordiques Autism Cup Finals
>>67351782
HAIL THE KING
>>67352292
LETS GO BEARS
I think he would be a good friend
>>67352292
Anyone still have the screen cap of UTV's stalker?
Caps win 4-3 today. 1/3 so far.
>>67352477
yes what would you give me for it
>>67352292
This isn't that bad. There are furries, grown up mlp faggots and animefreaks with them animepillows and shit
>>67352507
One rare pepe
Or I could suck your dick
>>67352570
i want the rare pepe
>>67352616
You took too long to respond, that's off the table now
>>67352636
im willling to trade a rare pepe in exchange for your rare pepe. surly we are reasonable men here
>>67352570
I don't like frog posts and I just jerked off you're going to have to do better
willing to trade this rare pepe
>froggieposting
>>67352684
wanna trade for this postmodern pepe?
>>67352658
How about this
Does it turn you on?
>>67352705
Do it Finland
Just pull the trigger
>>67352706
i like the message this is trying to convey. i will accept this trade
>>67352730
I've been Jewed
>>67350252
Ironically, Broduers replacement very well might be the next great goaltender. If he stays healthy that is.
That or none of those goalies are great but New Joisey plays a gay as fuck 2-1 choke scheme that makes their goalies look great.
>>67352730
is the stalker an ant?
>>67352748
>>67352790
oh did you want it to be bigger?
>>67352766
Hello Slovak friend
>you will never write a 90 page manifesto detailing your love of binland posters
Who invited /r/4chan to this thread?
>>67352766
Dumb slavposter
>>67352046
imo teuvo teravainen is the best young fin in the nhl right now
>>67352845
nice meme
>>67352830
I think frog posters actually think their posts are funny
>>67352869
Wait you think they aren't?
>>67352826
It's okay bb no words needed
>>67352826
its 97 pages
Milbury hates the Penguins so much, he doesn't even hide it.
>>67352865
WHY IS HE SO WEAK ON THE PUCK REEEEEEEE
>>67353004
Milbury needs to die of aids
>>67353004
If you were once an islanders coach you would too
remember when people cared about john scott for a month
NASTY HOMBRE
TOWER OF POWER
RYAN REAVES
>tfw we trade rick nash for the 1st overall, derek stepan for the 2nd overall, and m. staal for the 3rd overall
>tfw future dynasty
>>67353085
>>67353048
I had a very relevant image to post but I just spent this whole time looking for it and couldn't find it so I'm going to spend this weekend reorganizing my pictures.
>>67353160
now this is some high quality shitposting
>>67353231
I want to ejaculate semen on those mammaries
>>67353265
She looked like a grandma.
>>67353265
That's not how babies are made Mikka
Any Kongs fans, did le mr.game 7 trick the Caps into signing him? Has he always been a penalty taking offensive black hole(Kuznetsov isn't doing him any favors though) outside of the timely goals?
>caps and pengs
who wins?
>>67353398
first year watching hockey?
>tfw you draft calder winner for next year
>>67349950
>stars
>defense
>scheduling 3 games one day and 1 the next
>>67353174
LMFAO!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaFYrcfbsnA
Capitals vs. Penguins stream here
Don't worry if you see soccer shit, the channel will change at 8pm
>>67353496
FUCK YES
>tfw your shit is lit
>>67353487
The NHL will never figure it out.
>>67353405
pens win 5-1, leltby pulled in the 2nd after giving up 4
>>67353643
you'll keep watching
>>67353673
Not as much as I want to though. I want to watch every playoff game. Last night I got to watch one and a half.
>>67353405
Pens 3-1
pens in 6
>>67353699
What they did right yesterday was at least staggering the starts of the two western games so that one would be on while the other was in intermission. They usually fuck that up.
>>67353664
>>67353748
Pens will lose without Letang
But they will win in 6
>>67353496
ty gary
The best players in the league should just agree to join one team after they hit free agency so they can get the cups they want
do it like a lottery pick. Pick the sabres? Everyone agrees to take like 4 mill a year max and awaits free agency until they can all be on the same team
then they win an easy cup because they're the best once enough of them have come around
>star wars HNIC intro
>not even the right music
>>67353920
>all the best players hit free agency at the same time
>>67353920
>t. Lebron James
No game thread?
>>67353953
They probably don't wanna get sued
HAHA! It's 5/4
Was that faggot star wars shit CBC doing or the NHL. Was corny as fuck
>>67353960
no fans
>>67353967
i blame disney
When will the giant goalie meme die?
>>67353985
>>67353985
>>67353985
>>67353985
Gamethread
>>67353960
Here lad
>>67353985
>>67351782
How does one find uncle gary's stream?
poorfag pens fan
So, how long until puck drop?
pens caps
>>67354021
>>67354021
>>67353960
I'd make one but I hate both these teams
>>67354024
It's already posted, first reply in the gamethread too
>>67353496
You're my favorite uncle.
>>67353496
Thanks again for effort
>>67354877
>austisming your way our of sex
>4 series
>put 3 on one day
>put 1 on the other
>muh hype ratings!
is this actually smart business or is it as stupid as it seems? Hockey doesn't even have that much hype.
>>67354877
>Red Wings fan
>hates a team not even in their division
>has only been in the Leastern conference for a few seasons
apparently Red Wings fans just hate any team that is better than theirs.
>inb4 back in the 1930's!
you weren't alive in the 1930's, faggot.
>>67354877
>taking a whole day to respond
sad desu
>>67355028
> not remembering the epic 08-09 and 09-10 finals
smdh
>>67355075
>hates a team because you had to play them a couple times
Sounds like Detroit alright.
Most teams don't mind. Notice how their was actually respect when Chicago and St Louis had to play each other again. Detroit is just too low class to be civil about rivalries, especially if they lose.
>>67355128
he got banned. now you will too.
>>67355113
>respect between hawks and blues
>>67354877
if she doesn't rate finnish goaltending it's better to stay off of her. Probably is trap or something.
>>67355172
She took a whole day to respond shes just humoring him
>>67355157
Compare that series to a Detroit's rivalry series and you'll notice how relatively clean it was.
The worst thing that happened was a player called a referee a fag. Thats very mild.
>>67355075
honestly now that sid isn't that much a bitch anymore and the penguins have been mostly irrelevant, I dont really hate the penguins anymore
ill never stop hating boston though
Is drouin, dare I say it, better than bustkov?
>>67355603
Drouin went from 0-to-Elite in like 3 months
>>67355206
Yeah if that Tampa Detroit series had gone 7 games there would've been deaths
>>67355113
The more wings games I go to, the more I hate my fellow "fans"
we've had it too good for too long. Not to mention, every other professional sports team in detroit blows dicks, so those faggot bandwagoners come over to our fandom to act like drunk assholes
Hopefully we tank next year and they get the fuck out of my fandom
>>67355877
>"hey drouin can you go to the AHL for a month or so to develop and get some experience?"
>"no trade me"
>"you're suspended"
>gets bored of playing NHL 16 and eating Doritos and goes back to the AHL for a while
>comes back and is elite
Wow it's almost like the coaches and GM know what they're doing
>>67356250
BUT MUH YZERMAN IS PETTY STORYLINE
>>67356250
>>67356323
Too bad he's going to walk for nothing just like stammer
>>67356608
t. every-superstar-ever-is-going-to-sign-with-us-for-pennies laff fan
>>67356649
t. Stamkos said he wants to play here deluded tranny
>Boyle should be suspended
>stors fans
>>67356750
you didn't do that correctly
>>67356764
Holy shit what a dive. Fine that faggot
>>67356764
>hickey: 5'11
>boyle: 6'1
>>67356852
Oshie.
>>67356870
When will they ever learn?
>>67356764
why do your webbums always start paused? just stop doing that.
>>67356983
but what if you're not ready anon?
>>67357004
this is a good point
>MA Fleury
>180lbs
>Matt Murray
>178lbs
lol, Padsburgh's gonna have a rough one next season.
>>67356764
Islels trying to get Disney on ice contracts after their shitty team crashes and burns? Cos that's some bad acting
>>67356823
Doesn't change the argument. You must have a very short memory
Ovi just broke Crosby's hand and Crosby threw a big shitfit going down the tunnel
top kek
>>67358015
I bet youre good looking because you sound retarded
>>67358081
he says lol in 50% of his texts
is the nhl the most incompetent at taking a flattering photo
>>67358156
No Americans are just obese subhumans
Someone redpill me on the mid-1st round winger prospects in this draft. Haven't really followed anyone outside of the top 3
>>67358201
nah playoff hockey is on
>>67358201
The state of hockey has zero cups
>>67358201
I'll give you the redpill
>drafting wingers
>>67358237
>>67358242
I'm a Hurricanes fan, lads. I've forgotten what playoff hockey feels like
>>67358156
That Penguin girl behind Bob "no neck" Collins looks pretty hot
>>67358282
You still gonna follow them when they're in Quebec?
nice one bill
>>67358402
let him be. he's trying
I love you finland
I wish Jesse Puljujarvi would fuck my girlfriend
>>67353435
believe in the shanaplan
>>67358588
Why would you let the memelord cuck you?
>>67358865
Are they playing for Stanley's Big Gulp?
>>67358858
He is the only one that could cuck me god bless him and his childlike spirit maybe it will rub off onto me
>>67358865
>untied laces
>hat on backwards
>glasses
>manlet
bet it's a diet soda too
>>67358865
Nigga on the left looks like the pillsbury doughboy
>>67358282
Hey, at least you have more Cups than Nucks, Caps, Blues, etc
>>67358919
>untied laces
Wait why is this a thing? None of the players tie their laces
>>67358977
he's not a player. caps jerseys haven't had laces for a long time anyway
>IT'S A CAPS CHOKE AGAIN EPISODE
MY FAVOURITE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67358962
I know, but the meme runs in '02, '06, and '09 were fun as hell to be a part of. The future looks good, especially with that elite rookie D-line and Faulk, but I've been patient for 7 years.
>caps btfo
JUST
life is suffering
wasn't Holtby supposed to be good? what a fucking brutal goalie.
Washington is done
>down 3-1
>can't score more than 2 goals when the other team is without their top pairing
>penguins had the same shitty jersey as Ottawa for like 9 years
>penguins finally get great fucking jerseys
>ottawa still has this crap
>Caps
Why can't they into the playoffs?
>Its a Penguins meme their way to the cup episode
Buckle up lads
>>67359078
it's so bad
>cant even beat a team without their top 2 dmen
HANG THAT PRESIDENTS TROPHY BANNER LELEMAO
>Leave Shittsburgh to me
Anyone but the Pongs pls
flycuck fans on pooicide watch lmao
you couldn't beat this shit ass craps team haha
>caps losing to team with daley and dumoulin as their top d pair
what the fuck
OHH BABY
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>>67359081 →
>>67359081 →
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Pls respond
>>67359058 (You)
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (You)(You)(You)
anyone's bracket still intact?
>>67359107
thats a bad shoop
>>67359130
FIVE HOLE! FIVE HOLE! FIVE HOLE! FIVE HOLE!
>>67359153
I didn't do these I just saved them.
OVECHKEK BTFO AGAIN
>>67359151
You literally have the same bracket as me, except I had the Ducks and Caps out round 1
>>67359130
Notice- the flub is by Weber, who Trotz decided to play over Schmidt.
Nullifying the advantage from Letang being out. Because Weber is SHIT.
This one's on Trotz, nice move buddy. Fuck this team, fuck life, fuck you all, fuck your mother, fuck mother teresa, fuck jesus
>>67359130
>vezina nominee
Will the caps ever get a shot at stan lees cup?
>Bettman's golden boy about to get carried to the cup becuase its feels like 2009
Cryin' Barry Trotz is steaming up! Someone better get him his pacifier
Nice """""""""""clearance"""""""
The president's trophy is a big deal.
We are the lesser of two evils /hoc/
it's not too late to jump on the bandwagon
It all makes sense now!
>>67359196
Best assist of the series.
>>67359190
>assmad craps fan detected
>hawks out
>casp out
>kongs out
>ducks out
>rags out
we've shifted into the dankest timeline, hold me /hoc/
>MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL
>WILL OVIE WIN A CUP????
>>67359196
what the fuck is holtby doing there? That's a brutal form
>>67359190
someone's butthurt
>>67359151
My conference finals are still intact (Blues>Sharks, Penguins>Islanders), but after these last couple of games I doubt the Isles are gonna make it
the snes will win the cup next year
>>67359214
>>67359147
faggot
>>67359198
The chicken tender sub is the best m8
>>67359190
>Sidney gets carried by Murray and Hornqvist and MUH SPEED
Ftfy
>>67359198
Isles are the good guys.
Ovechimp can just bring the President's Trophy to Russia and pretend it's a cup. It's not like his fellow 80 IQ countrymen could tell the difference anyway.
>>67356764
>a 720p webm I didn't encode
RARE
>>67359224
That's a funny way of spelling Panthers
How can one team be so stinky smelly slav?
>>67359236
The Islels have no chance of getting past >us and between >us and the Penguins, >we are the lesser of two evils.
>CAPASHITS
LITERAL GARBAGE
>>67359232
crosby is one of the fastest skaters in the league so he's not getting carried by fast skaters.
>>67359236
Geh weg evil dogie
>>67359249
Greater of two memes does not mean the lesser of two evils.
>craps
>>67359249
Being from Florida, these Publix/Bolts meme are the greatest, thank you anon
>>67359260
>2016
>Not knowing what greentext means.
>>67359275
he isn't being carried and this post is really stupid
will the Bloos be the first legitimate challenge for the Penguins?
>>67359249
Pens are still the good guys in that scenario, The Penguins have a more likeable cast, don't have any manlets and not as many frogs.
>>67359275
>sorry
>they're really called meme arrows
>family
>mfw Washington took a great series and ruined it by choking
Fuck Trotz, Holtby, Backstrom, Weber, Ovechkin, pretty much everyone on the caps else but Oshie.
OK tier:
>Ovechkin
>Niskanen
>Alzner
>Carlson
>Oshie
>Beagle
Meh tier
>Bäckström
>Holtby
>Johansson
>Wilson
>Kuznetsov
>Burakovsky
Bad tier:
>Orlov
>Chorney
>Richards
>Chimera
>Schmidt
>Winnik
Steaming pile of shit tier:
>Trotz
>Weber
>Williams
>Orpik
Also Caps are done and are never going to win the cup. GL in SCF pongs.
>>67359325
like the pongs will just barrel over the blues?
>>67359325
Lightning had the easiest 2 rounds ever. Wongs and Islels... oooooooooo, so good!
>>67359322
Kuz has been absolute shit this entire series.
>>67359320
Just because they're losing doesn't mean they're choking. Series could easily be 3-1 in favor of the caps with some puck luck. Aside from game two it's been a pretty tight series
>>67359337
And they're lucky to be up against the isles desu
>>67359337
>underestimating a team that was two games from winning the Cup last year
>>67359342
because the penguins are starting a back up goalie lmao
>>67359342
This, teams are pretty even, the games are close. Not this dumb meme shit going down in the Western right now.
>>67359179
So is Schmidt
The Caps haven't really been choking. They're just losing normally this time.
FUKKIN REKT
https://twitter.com/OlliMaatta/status/728065609498542080
>>67359351
Have you been watching the regular season at all ?
>>67359357
and don't have their top 2 defensemen
>>67359357
>haha we're not even trying
Murray is playing well, backup or not
>>67359376
I mean if you really want to use the regular season as a measuring stick the Lightning fucking owned the Penguins in the regular season.
>>67359378
Every team is missing players, that's what happens in the playoffs
>>67359378
Caps only have their top 2 defensemen
>>67359375
>fukn #rekt
>>67359376
This isn't divegrass Hans. The regular season means jack shit, just ask the craps
>wanted to build a cup winning team
>signed the drug riddled husk of mike richards
ever wonder why the kongs planted drugs on him? he passed his prime 5 years ago
>>67359381
he lost game 1 giving up really shitty goals and you're trying to tell me the caps should be leading the series. go fuck yourself
If the penguins had just not scored their goals and all the caps shots had gone in, the caps would be winning this series. Really makes you think
>>67359375
Its a good burn, but
>naming your twitter account after a 20 something year old finnish defenseman
Literally a cuck
>>67359407
Amazing that this cokehead still gets work
>>67359375
>https://twitter.com/OlliMaatta/status/728065609498542080
Fuggg lol. finns are pretty good at shitposting after all :DDDDD
>>67359249
>Based Islanders not winning 3 of the next 4 games against the Blots.
It's like you're trying to be retarded.
>>67359375
>https://twitter.com/OlliMaatta/status/728065609498542080
holy shit maata throws down on twitter
>>67359407
richards is a good boy, he dindu nuffin
just tryin to get his life back on track and win cups n shit
>>67359453
theres no way thats actually olli maatta. look at all his previous posts lmao. talking shit on pouliot lol.
>>67359479
yeah I realized that I might be >wrong on the internet after posting that but still think this is comedy gold
>>67359407
I thought it was stoll who got caught drugs and they terminated Richards contract for just being shit
>>67359515
They both got caught.
>>67359215
Getting laid out to dry in a 6v4 because Weber forgot he was a Cap.
Weber is awful, I don't fault holtby
>>67359479
>>67359493
All you had to do was look at the personal blurb to realize it wasn't him
>>67359539
sliding across and opening your legs up like that is terrible goaltending. he must not have realized anyone was there
>>67359452
>Two games in Tampa where Tavares will be invisible
Yeah I think Tampa will be fine.
>be barry trotz
>be a jack adams finalist
>be a presidents cup coach
>watch your team choke in front of you for the second straight year
JUST
>>67359557
He was sliding back across from the other side probably looking to protect the upper portion.
I'm sure he didn't think his retarded defenseman would cough up the puck on such an easy clear.
>>67359606
his left pad should have stayed on the ice though. it was lazy goaltending risng up to his feet like that
>>67359609
id be pissed too if some ugly ass monkey looking slavshit tried to break my hand with a cheap ass slash when no one was looking.
>>67359573
If Capuano puts an actual NHL player on his LW again he'll be fine.
But he won't so pls beat the Pens
>>67359631
Would you act like a bitch on your way out?
>>67359638
Let me guess: you thought Crosby also embellished that upper body cross check from Alzner?
>>67359627
Not his fault.
Terrible defensemen have turned it over like that in front of net throughout the series.
I don't fault Holtby for this.
>>67359638
you may not be a testosterone fueled alpha male full of competitiveness and passion like me and crosby are, so i dont expect you to understand. its ok lil buddy :)
>>67359669
I do. His team has no killer instinct, so Holtby has to elevate his game and steal wins since the Caps are uninterested in doing so. Instead, he has been brutal.
>>67359669
for a goalie to win a cup they need to play well and not make stupid mistakes like that just look how pissed he is at himself afterwards. sure its definitely Weber's fault but the shot was not good and should have been saved. plays like that are how players win and lose series.
>>67359685
Acting like a chimp every time something pisses you off is a good sign that you belong in a cage.
As a blues fan I'm starting to worry that we're getting a couple of redditors in our ranks. Chill the fuck out, OP.
Discuss
>>67359703
Bishop played better with a torn groin. That's on Holtby.
>caps
>>67359407
Where are his shoulders?
>>67359746
No traps detected.
>>67359716
Pedophilia
>>67359709
Not a Bloos fan but I'm becoming kind of obsessed with that girl
Halp
Who has been the more invisible #91, old man stamm or tavares
Does anybody else enjoy going to other team's websites and reading all the butthurt comments after they lose?
Would you take this gril on a date?
>>67359876
Id pretty much date anything at this point
>>67359898
h-hey
>>67359320
steins gate was pretty good desu
who /picked the right final/ here?
>>67360000
me. very nice digits.
>>67360000
Quads for truth
So my charts I actually have the blues and sharks / Caps/Bolts in my brackets
Is this realistic ?
Post feel when the craps waste Holtby like the >rags have wasted Lundpads
>>67359916
hi a.. anon..w.. whats up?
>>67360079
Holtby is a meme. He's actually shit. Lundqvist is throwing his career away with the >rags, just like Zuc is
How many more games must you witness until you admit Murray is elite /hoc/?
>>67360079
lundshit wasted himself
>>67360184
Murray is just okay. As much as I hate the Penguins it's the team that's really making the difference. I knew they weren't a joke before the playoffs even started
>>67360184
Is Andrew Hammond elite?
>>67359515
stole had the coke, richards had oxy
>tfw the pongs should've swept the caps
>>67353048
That was gay
>>67360167
Holtby played a good first half of the regular season, as did the rest of the team. Later in the season they started getting exposed because of their lack of defense, and over reliance on offense. When Holtby's play started to decline, the caps started to lose games.
They're not very deep on defenseman and they're getting exposed. Carlson is really the mvp for the team right now imo, he's really stepped up this post season.
Caps should trade Ovie for 3rd draft pick ;^)
>>67360193
>burger meme
>elite
>tfw you didn't even fill out the online application for Yotes GM because you figured you were too young then they go and hire A FUCKING 26 YEAR-OLD
>>67360144
nice breh
>>67360229
Oshie's OT goal didnt even go in tbqhf, if Pens win game 5 they just as good as sweeped them in my mind
>>67360454
North Korea
>>67360190
>team is making the difference night in an anight out
>Murray doing nothing
>47 SAVES ON 49 SHOTS IN GAME 3
lmao, what?
Series is probably 3-1 caps if it wasnt for him.
Washington Craps confirmed for Peyton Manning: The Team
desu I'm convinced the Craps are just inherently cursed. Like how do you manage to get BTFO by some literal who goalie.
>>67360075
Replace Caps with Pens and you've got it.
>>67360454
Tampa.
acquire pubsubs
>>67360454
Who's this cum guzzler?
>>67360505
This
>>67360512
Nicole Mejia
>>67360491
Nah, Peyton Manning can actually win
Will next season be worse or better?
If worse how long will we be a lottery team?
I'm hoping a quick turnaround, like 2 years, don't want to be a Buffalo or Edmonton but goddamn has the front office made some blunders.
How would you fix them no memes
Just give me 1 or 2 recommendations even
>>67360505
>>67360558
I don't think he's into trannies
>>67360454
Las Vegas. Low cost of living, lots of sunshine, and plenty to do
>>67360584
Wild are gonna keep middling in 1st round exits and barely missing the playoffs until Parise and Suter are retired
My laptop can't find my router for some reason. I even just got done doing a system restore. Help me out bros.
Fucking windows 10, absolute horseshit
>>67360494
>>67360494
Caps getting BTFO by a goalie as the narrative for them every year.
Halak, Lundquist, Murray. Same shit different year.
>>67360620
just restart every router in the house at once desu
>>67360643
Didn't work.
>>67360620
tried updating your drivers?
>>67360703
They were all updated so I actually did a system restore a few minutes ago.
My mom (>inb4) was on the phone with the ISP today though and I'm seeing a network I've never seen before called "hidden network" so maybe that's it?
>>67360411
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67360620
You need to do a factory reset of your router.
>>67360726
plug ethernet into it and find out
>>67360807
Don't have one, no joke
>>67360784
I'll have to Google that one
>>67360630
Or maybe they just suck at scoring?
Ayyy. Wassup mah niggas
>craps
>tfw bloos pongs stan lee cup finals
>>67360854
Hi Binlan
>>67360906
me in the middle
>capitalsfans unironically thought that Holtby is a capable of carrying them over to the conference finals because they won FLYERS
The guy has nerves made of paper. Sorry caps, this was it
>>67360932
finland doesn't have food lol
>>67360814
update your drivers, re-do your log in info, factory reset your router (unplug router for 10 seconds), enable or disable your internet. try either of these
dont forget to restart your laptop.
>>67360932
It's just a tripfag on a proxy, nevermind it.
>>67360992
>factory reset your router (unplug router for 10 seconds)
that's not how you factory reset it
you have to poke a pin into the little hole in the back to trigger the reset button while it's still plugged in
Huomenta
>>67350820
>Canada above USA putting out goaltenders
Canadians 1 and only good goalie is price
>>67361043
You don't have to 30/30/30 anymore for some modern modems, they shortened the time to 10 or 15
The C(r)aps will never win anything, ever.
Cursed team with faggot fans desu.
The craps can honestly just fuck off
Embarrassing
>>67360469
Pens fan, but the reverse angle clearly showed the entire puck dribble over the line.
>>67361334
Only angle showing the puck over the goal was from the parallax view
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSG8mzwwOs8
>>67360190
Caps are playing better than the Pens the last two games. Murray has been the difference maker.
Since Game 3 of the Rangers series, here’s his numbers vs. the competition.
>Matt Murray
>.944 sv%
>1.81 GAA
>Holtby, Lundqvist, and Raanta
>.894 sv%
>3.38 GAA
Are the Caps Capping or are the Pens the real shit this year now that Disco "Fucking retard" Dan is gone?
>>67361578
>Holtby, Lundqvist, and Raanta
>.894 sv%
>3.38 GAA
How much of that is Lundpads choking in games 4 and 5?
>>67361619
I think Lundpad's really got fucked up by that stick to the face desu. His quality of play was noticeably worse afterwards.
>mfw the >rags >rags'd themselves
>>67361638
I dont think you understand, friend...
RAGS ONLY MAKES US STRONGER!
>rags
>>67361612
Mike Johnston was their coach last year and the first half of this year. Team sucked. Mike Sullivan, coach of the Pen's AHL team, took over and they haven't lost back-to-back games since mid-January. He knows exactly how to use all the young call-ups and is outcoaching the fuck out of Trotz right now. They're legit.
Why americans wear shoes inside? Do they ever take them off?
>>67361785
I never wear them at home unless Im going outside to do yardwork or something. Fuck that. This is comfier.
>>67361785
More comfy than socks
>>67359685
>like me and crosby are
>me and crosby
>me
>testosterone fueled alpha male
>on 4chan
wut lol
>>67361785
Spanish (and sometimes dutch) also wear shoes indoors. Disgusting shit tbhfamalam, cant be that lazy that you cant take em off. A tidy home is the beat home.
good morning finlan
>>67361785
>>67361875
Wearing shoes inside is for degenerates.
Truly disgusting the shit you track inside with your shoes, not even animals shit inside their homes.
>>67362075
morning
>>67362075
Huomenta
who waiting for /skoda cup/ here
>rags
>craps
Thank you based Penguins, i apologize for bullying
>>67362335
mä
CAPS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67362351
mmi
GoonTendy88
@GoonTendy
This date in 1995 Pierre McGuire is forced to forfeit 1/2 his pay for furnishing confidential material to Edmonton
NEVER FORGET
Sweden is headed to the b league after this year with this noname team
>>67362335
Meikä
>ruining the careers of both Ovetjkin and Bäckström
Literally >rags tier
>>67362637
>Backstrom
>Good
>>67362434
>iihf tournaments that aren't at home
worthless desu
If your country hasn't won the world championship it hosted in the last 16 years it's a non factor in hockey.
>>67362335
meitsi
>Corey Perry was named Team Canada's captain on Thursday for the upcoming World Hockey Championship in Russia.
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67362648
Top 3 centre in the league
>>67362335
minä
>>67362680
>chokeström
>>67362726
>t. Chokeland who can't even produce non memes
>mfw this literal who team gets a medal
>>67362828
Where's Joel 'Hendrik's brother' Lundqvist?
>>67362857
No idea
>>67362884
Where is everybody?
>>67362891
Playoffs/Golfing/Resting up for bettman cup
>>67349990
I remember going to grand forks as a kid and stopping at the piggly wiggly and being so fucking amazed there was a grocery store called piggly wigglys
>>67362901
Datsyuk went for Russia, where that nigga Zetterberg?
>>67362940
Bettman cup participant. Also remember the good players only care about world championships that are at home.
>>67362828
Canada's and Murica's teams are even worse, this is one of the weakest World Championships I've ever seen in terms of rosters. My projected top-3 Is Finland, Russia and Canada/Sweden
>>67363001
It's because of bettman cup
>>67363001
>o'reilly is 3rd center
not really weak
>>67363144
Because the Oilers proved to us that it's all about your center core.
>tfw iihf threads starting tomorrow
>>67363162
They were comfy as heck last year because it was mostly yuroposters
>>67363184
will we see hungarian posters?
>>67363184
>tfw northameriposters ruin everything
this canadian is playing for kazakstan this year
>>67363195
We got all kinds of neat yuros last year, they were pretty good threads 2bh
>that penalty song
>>67363201
with an attitude like that you better believe it
>>67363001
Canada has the best roster in this paltry year.
Hall - O'Reilly - Perry
Domi - McDavid - Duchene
Stone - Brassard - Gallagher
Jenner - Scheifele - Reinhart
Hutton - Tanev
Reilly - Ceci
Murray - Dumba
Talbot
C.Hutton
Domi - McDavid - Duchene line might possibly be the fastest line ever assembled. The blueline is shit though. Too young and inexperienced. All in all Team Canada is the only one with all NHL roster.
>>67362828
>erik gustafsson
>erik gustafsson
get more names sweden
>>67363365
new /hoc/
>>67363365
new /hoc/
>>67363365
