PENGUINS
CAPITALS
GAMETHREAD HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaFYrcfbsnA
Stream here
first for star wars
>>67353998
you the same guy that streamed the bolts/isles game last night?
3-1 Pens
BILL hat trick incoming
>>67354033
Yeah, sorry for it being shit last night. The source was having major issues.
7-2 caps
Keep your rare Bills handy family
This is gonna be a Bill thread soon
TIME FOR BILL
first for cucknadian ads
>>67354064
I believe.
BILL BILL BILL
>>67353998
>that pizza
>>67354107
Nothing better than Detroit style deep dish
>>67354064
Caps should win tonight with Letang out
If they dont consider, suicide watch
pongs why is your anthem so awful
caps
win for joe b and craig
>>67354121
That's a rare Bill
Do you mind if I save it?
We should trade Williams to Pongs desu. That'd serve them right.
Rust taking Fehr's spot on Malkin's wing since Fehr is injured.
I wonder if that will work.
Why do they always let total hacks sing the anthems
we cursed?
>muh letang is out
Cant wait for this to blow up in the face of every single hockey "analyst" when the caps get rolled again.
guys what does the canadian national anthem sound like
i haven't heard it in so long
is this conan o brien
>>67354145
He already acts like he's playing for them anyway
>>67354169
if the caps get rolled in this game i will legit believe the caps are cursed
how many periods do you thik it will take for the caps to start playing?
I'm just here for Bill.
Holtby checklist
Stick: check
Blocker: check
Hair: check
What are you drinking lads? I've got this polish swill
>>67353998
im streaming your stream in my stream room it has chat so we can all chill and watch together
http://instasync.com/r/saucey
>>67354173
>O CHING CHONG YA
>CHUA GWOH NI WEI CHUNG YEE
How many saves for based Murray lads?
I'm anticipating another ~45 desu
>>67354131
beninati has a really annoying voice and craig's a retard.
>>67354225
just drinking black coffee. sorry family.
>>67354225
iced tea
>>67354223
>pens lineup
scary defense
Pierre gets about
>>67354252
>scary defense
literally who the blueline
>>67354233
That's how these get reported you fucking faggot.
>>67354240
You're a faggot. They're an awesome broadcasting team, great analysis. I'm always really surprised by how shitty the teams can be when I watch opposing teams' broadcasts.
>>67354281
what's the say about the cap's offense then?
>>67354281
congrats you understood my post
>>67354285
As long as it isn't posted somewhere publicly, like you know where, it should be fine.
>>67354225
Canadian Club Whiskey on the rocks
I hate myself but it helps
>>67354225
Tea. It's 9:00 am here, and I'm not Finnish enough to start drinking right after waking up unless my team is playing.
>>67354285
nobody is fucking reporting anything. im still the only person even sitting in there...
Scar?
>>67354233
Just stop doing things.
Dumbass.
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>BEAGLE AWWOOOO
Playing Weber for Schmidt is dumb as hell
Holy fuck what a goal
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>>67354225
Mountain Dew Throwback
None of that high fructose shit here
dat puck luck
lol what a meme goal
>watching hockey on shitty laptop because the wife is watching survivor
easier to shit post t/b/h
>>67354205
Looks like it didn't take long
SCAR!
>SHITSBURGH
lucker dog
Who /eliminated/ here?
>rags reporting
>Jay Beaglechuk
Love when he scores his random skilled goals
>murry BTFO
ok back hand
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
FUCKIN SNEAKY SCARRRRR
FUCK YOU MURRAY
Weird goal, nice.
>>67354361
>rags
>there are hockey "fans" in this thread who legitimately believe OV and the caps won't choke
haha nice goal
>>67354357
>allowing your wife to control what is on the television
Get your shit together
>>67354372
>he's still on 4chan
>>67354361
You're doing this for the (rag)s aren't you
rofl
wew that was close
that post
Looks like we /memes/ now
>>67354361
i know that fell ragsbro
>>67354375
>Orlov steps on ice
>instant higher danger scoring opportunity to Pongs
>>67354225
store-brand cola
Watch Murry be shook and let soft goals in. If Fleury is in net then its game over
>>67354357
>letting your wife walk all over you
That's how you guarantee a divorce in a couple years cause she's now lost all respect in you.
>>67354393
>not understanding women or marriage
>>67354291
>You're a faggot.
Caps fans by default are faggots. Most plastic franchise in the league desu.
>They're an awesome broadcasting team, great analysis.
LEL
Beninati is a smelly kike weasel, sounds like his allergies are constantly preventing him from speaking properly.
Laughlin is just dumb.
>>67353998
we talked about other sites to host on. wix.com is what lexplorer used to use you may want to look into
>>67354386
>he thinks caps fans believe
>he thinks we have anything but hollow hope
>>67354433
>From Winnipeg
Makes sense desu
>>67354433
I've been married 3 years, I was just smart enough to find someone also into hockey
>>67354386
>there are 'posters' in this thread who post the same thing in multiple threads fishing for (you)s
I'll give you one of mine, friend. I know you have no cups with which to drink from, wouldn't want you going hungry, too.
Penguins are going to get lit up tonight
>>67354357
what's your wife's son watching?
one last time posting this http://instasync.com/r/saucey
streaming the game come watch
>>67354461
is she actually a man? thats the only way ill believe you.
>>67354433
Why don't you have more than one TV? Or is Jamaal watching 40 ounce dunk and bounce on it?
>>67354464
>on /sp/
>mad at shitposts
just leave, ricelet
>>67354464
You are a loser from florida that is in japan and youre shitting up this thread because nobody knws why. keep sandwich posting nobody likes you. all your posts are dumb and offtopic like this and I don't want to respond to you agian.
>>67354461
that shit will grow old quick
in about 2 years you will be so desperate for your own space you will probably kill her, yourself or both
>>67354514
Damn...
>>67354483
>he's not familiar with pucksluts
Sunbelter detected
do some posters actually "report" streams?
who does one even report them to?
Email the FCC or something?
what faggotry
>>67354483
No she isn't , nor is fat. I got lucky af tbqh
Is canada the most cucked country?
>Tim Hortons commericals literally start with "Im sorry"
>All the couples in the scotiabank commericals are Interracial
>>67354525
We've been together for 5 years, and known each other for 9. If it were gonna get old, it would've happened by now
>>67354556
it's only cuckoldry when the man is black
>>67354525
that's how most marriages end in canada though
>>67354556
We're the Malkin to Sweden's Crosby.
>>67354544
idk but p sure someone from the league watches rNHLstreams anyway
>>67354525
or get a big black bull to come and wear her out
that's the usual recourse in canada, anyway
>>67354544
They report them though youtube. Then someone checks them out and sees that they are streaming copyrighted content and ends the stream.
>>67354443
He probably just used it to serve the page itself. I could probably easily set up a RTMP server to do this but there's a lot of problems with that. First I'd need it to be in a location with low latency/decent routing from me. Second I'd need it to have enough bandwidth to serve up to 100 people.
After the logistics of all that is taken care of there's the issue of routing to the end users. Since Youtube has a global CDN it's as good in Japan or Finland as it is right here in the US. It would be difficult (and expensive) to come up with something like that myself, especially without introducing a significant amount of lag into the stream.
Hopefully other streaming sites will improve over the summer and add 60fps video. That would be really nice.
Hey, sounds like there is a Pens guy who does an airhorn also
wasn't one of you shitting all over the caps guy who airhorns?
or was that in the flyers series i can't remember
whatever airhorns is tight
>>67354569
are you retarded son? Stop confusing your fantasys with fact
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>>67354544
I think some fag was writing whiny emails about my streams to the NHL. Takes longer to get one of my accounts shut down than it does for me to make a new one so it's really not a big deal.
SCAAAAARRRR
Penguins score
That's a sign the will win
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67354545
how can you be sure though? have you had sex with her yet?
soft goal holtby cmon
Damn it that didn't last long
>>67354556
>>67354641
You're the hero /hoc/ deserves
>>67354569
you're retarded
also fun fact, cuckoldry as a fetish is a British export
>mfw i don't even hear them say "phil" anymore and just register it as bill
>>67354570
yes ill have the crisp enwa with pork fried rice.
Malkin is looking good
>>67354688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiuO_Z2_AD4
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
>>67354688
I watched a game with my dad earlier this year and he called him phil and it was really weird
If a player is suspended does that mean he has to sit in the locker room till his suspension is over?
>>67354657
Nightly. what even is that question
>>67354686
TIL :^)
>>67354695
sorry you can't eat pork in a muslim country
>>67354671
I seriously dont understand why this is bad.
you sound like you don't get any white pussy, so you shouldn't worry too much about non white pussy
>>67354556
Advertisers do this to target several customer segments.
However that family dinner with the Indians and the Tranny, now that's full blown privilege checkage.
>>67354688
>yfw bill gets another sexy snipe
>>67354688
I called him Bill at a bar once, got corrected, and just started laughing.
It's over. We're choking again. All this season long hype and president's trophy and all this bullshit about having "depth" and "Mr. Game 7" and being physical and fast and Trotz fixing this team. It was all bullshit. Just like every fucking year. Except this time we had what looked like the best roster we've seen since OV came to DC. Best goalie in the league? What does it mean when every fucking time it seems like we have all the pieces in place we still get fucked? What is this team supposed to do or add? Who else can this team acquire before the roster is "complete" or competitive enough to move past the 2nd round? I have a feeling we will never see this team win a cup. The stars just don't fucking line up for us and it's getting goddamn tiring expecting it to happen. /rant
>>67354688
Same here it just registers as Bill in my head.
>>67354741
Don't worry Lord Emperor Trump Daddy will straighten all of that out
>>67354732
i guess i just cant wrap my head around an actual girl enjoying hockey. i live in a pretty big hockey town and all the girls go to local games but thats just to socialize. they're never actually interested it the sport.
did she start watching because she saw that you liked it?
also, nightly? who the fuck has sex every night? is this with the lights on or off?
>>67354819
why would a girl not like hockey
the guys are better looking than NFL apes and MLB spics
>>67354779
winning the president's trophy was your mistake
>>67354819
I got into hockey because of my mom. My dad "likes" hockey but he's a filthy casual that doesn't know anything t͏͏b͏͏h.
>>67354819
My cousin is female and she loves hockey. There are girls who genuinely like sports. Most girls of them just pretend to like it but there are some who actually do.
>>67354819
My sister is a big hockey fan, used to go to all the practices and get signed pictures from the guys. Then she married a >rags and kids took over her life but she still watches alot.
My old lady couldn't give2 shits
>>67354779
>craps
>>67354443
Yeah, and look where that got him
>>67354819
She got into it because I was into it and now she's hooked. She knows all the rules and yells at the refs about as much as I do. I took her to a player meet and greet and she fangirled out, even when she met the players that were before her time (Dingman, Andreychuk). She has a little crush on Filppula (her first jersey), but that's covered in sigs now so she doesn't wear it.
> is this with the lights on or off?
Depends on mood
>>67354849
so are you desu
>>67354442
>Caps fans by default are faggots
Eat a dick
>They're an awesome broadcasting team, great analysis.
>LEL
You are right on this part though. John Walton shits all over them.
>>67354819
My mom is a huge hockey fan, we watch the games after work and I rub her feet.
OSHIE DED
>>67354208
>ashton
>>67354849
>t͏͏b͏͏h.
did you really waste your time to get around the script for no reason?
CLEAN HIT
Milbury already calling it a headshot.
Asshole hates us
Oshie is a diving little bitch.
If you don't think that's embellishment you're retarded
Nice dive Oshie
>>67354896
I'm more in between. I have a good understanding of it but I'm not going to pretend to be an expert.
>>67354936
Doesn't take that much time f͏͏a͏͏m.
fuck this chevrolet commercial with the kids
>>67354779
Series ain't over brah come on
Who /neutralfan/ here
holy shit fuck the caps
It's okay for the Caps to be "hard" on the Pens, but not the other way around. Ovi makes those hits a dozen times a game.
>>67354779
You'll be back just like an abused wife and you know it. We all come back.
>>67354893
Nice. When the lights are off, do you whisper gibberish to her and you both pretend it's Finnish?
>>67354952
I wouldn't say it was more embellishment than it was that Oshie is just a pussy
when CBC doesn't show the replays, you know it's a clean hit or a dive
>>67354986
I hope oshie gave himself whiplash from trying to buy that headshot
>Oshie's on the ice
Oh gee, who would have guessed.
>>67354984
Bolts fan here hoping this goes to 7 then caps get btfo
Who /at the game/ here?
>>67354959
if the kids all have tablets and phones they can just play with those instead of watching one kid use the TV, they don't need a car
>>67354954
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>powerplay
More like pooperplay lel
HIGH STICK HIGH STIIIICK
Jesus...
>>67354984
/Avs/ reporting
Hags is a speed demon
>>67355005
CBC on the stream is lagged behind CBC on my TV so when I want to see something again I just fullscreen the stream.
>bowling over goalie
kek
Holy shit
>>67354992
She'd think I was having a stroke if I tried that. It's cool tho cause she likes nerdy dirty talk
Faglin runs the tendy
remember when caps fags were saying orlov is a huge improvement over orpik?
Orlov trying to injure Holtby. Not suprised.
>>67355069
>>67355078
he was clearly knocked into holts
watch how the pens power play actually works without letang there to fuck it up
What the fuck was that entire sequence
>>67355094
Probably would've been at least a glancing hit anyway, but yeah, cap player hit him at the goalie.
>the flying Swede
>trying to kill Hags
You've gone and done it now.
>>67355032
>CLAP >CLAP >CLAP >CLAP
>CLAP >CLAP >CLAP >CLAP
>>67355037
yeah and the whole notion of
>ohoho kids, not to worry, you can ALL be useless zombies staring at screens
just strikes me the wrong way.
don't care if that makes me sound like a grandpa or lewronggeneration
fucked that 2on1
>>67355077
Atta boy. Nice Heddy dubs.
>throwing away your pp
>>67355032
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
any replays on the oshie hit?
def looked like a dive
Everyone is getting killed, what the fuck is happening
>Ovi trying to shit talk a god
stream is looking great tonight, thanks gary
>>67355131
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiight
And
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn
Can someone just fucking finally knock more of Ovis teeth out ? What a fucking goon
you aren't allowed to do that
THE STANDARDS BEEN SET
Shut the fuck up fatass Milbury
This reffing is stupid.
>Breath on Crosby
>penalty
>>67355141
to be fair it's gotta be pretty shitty driving kids around that know you can't pull over and smack them if they're being distracting little shits.... i'd want them zombified too
Fuck Chimera why would you even try that
>>67355178
good hit
>great invididual effort by crosby not going offsides
>All these penaltys
>>67355208
He kicked his skate out from under him. Come on friendo.
a lot of diving this game
WHEEL
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>>67355182
Rather have him bitch all day like Crosby?
>>67355218
It's fucking stupid
>>67355233
I know. Is the whole fucking game gonna be like this? I'd hope not.
>>67355196
YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>CLAP CLAP CLAP
YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>67355231
You mean like he always does?
CHERRY TIME
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>>67355248
if your post is going to be as stupid as this next time just don't type it.
Time for insane elderly gentlemen.
>IT'S CHERRY TIME!!
>>67355231
>Ovi not being a little bitch
Uhu
All the penalty calls have been legit calls on both sides. I don't know what game you fags are watching.
>>67354361
kongs here
>>67355262
>>67355273
Do we just watch him to see him say something retarded?
He's honestly terribad
>>67355263
>mad at posts
I can post whatever I want faget
>>67355248
>youre richer than you think
Just how fucking assbackward poorfaggot does one have to be to think 1500 canadian monopolymoneys is a significant amount of money?
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>>67354064
>ovi sleeping with a """""girl""""" with a flat chest
shit russian tastes
>>67355032
I've never been to Pittsburgh but I've heard it's the best city in the USA to get laid in
>>67355304
whats that in freedombux? $25?
>>67355294
>hating on based don
Will Cherry find a way to blame that fire on the lefties?
>>67354166
curesed with a shit fanbase
>>67355317
yeah with a fat ugly baby boomer
>>67355294
I watch it for the weird mix of some really demented old guy who still knows a shitload of things and is right most of the times
Why do canadians feel the need to plaster the maple leaf on everything?
insecure much?
this man is responsible for the murder of six gorillion unborn scoring chances
>>67355329
soft yuros didn't hit the fire hard enough
goddamn don that's an ugly suit
