WASHINGTON CAPITOLS @ PITTSBURGH PENGUINS GAME
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Game Tied 2 - 2
>rags
>Caps
>craps
think this game will end up being 3-2 craps
>>67356880
>rags
CLAP YOUR HANDS
>>67356862
I said I don't like it when you use @ and you said you wouldn't do it agian. jerk.
>>67356880
Don't laugh
But this is my hockey gametime meal
>it's an "argue about metrics" episode
>bill
>pongs
penguins pls do this >_<
Do any of you guys get anxiety the day after drinking?
I actually had to have a few shots to go to the liquor store to get some more vodka because I was so shaky and nervous
>>67356920
I'm not laughing I'm crying
>>67356920
Are you some kind of small woodland creature?
>YFW Pongs sweep Craps in 5
>>67356920
Plate looks a bit comfy
>>67356920
I have a similar arrangement
Who NEET here?
no o in capitals you memester
>>67356917
I'm a different guy.
I'm at the game
>>67356937
do you drink often? Sounds like withdrawals
>>67356920
would snack on
maybe add some banana chips
>>67356937
Those are actually the withdrawals from alcohol. Taper off for two days and you'll be fine.
>>67356937
I think that's called withdrawl.
>>67356960
just (you)
>>67356921
the NERDS from Monday are back
forecast in Murrayville calls for more snow
>>67356973
What the fuck are banana chips
>>67356960
Me. Shitposting, pizza and illegal hockey streams feature prominently in my lifestyle.
>>67356920
based desu
I eat cashews and nuts while playing games/watching tv alll the time
Something about putting smaller pieces of food in your mouth minute by minute if more satisfying that eating burger while watching sports
2bh
>>67356992
Dried bananas you mong
>>67356937
The trick is to get up super early and take one shot, then get up later and eat a huge meal.
>wilson coming in on full force chimpout
the penalties only come when the craps throw fits and the peens retaliate hahaha
>>67356947
kek
>>67356937
starting get that way fampai. i get depressed and miserable and nervous in my day-to-day life and then i can just drink it all away when i get home
...so that's just what i do 8-)
>>67356937
Sounds like withdrawals. Control your drinking or it'll grow into full blown panic syndrome not even trolling
>tfw your team got btfo in the first round and the best player is about to walk
Feelsbadman, enjoy these playoofs penfags and capshits
>>67357000
Sounds stupid
Wilson sucks.
>>67356972
Yea like 5-6 nights a week
>>67356982
>>67356985
Maybe a little bit, I'm not shaky when I'm home, it's just being out in the store makes me really nervous and anxious
>>67356990
At least Fort McMurray is no longer on fire.
>>67357028
ur stupid
>SHE SAID ILL THROW MYSELF AWAY
who /qotsa/ here?
>>67357022
cheer up, you'll always have the Hot n Ready Power Play
>>67356960
> work full-time
> about to start school on top of it
sometimes i legitimately miss my NEET days. i spent a week alone in my apartment without exiting or showering one time
why do the caps keep choking
why do the nats keep choking
i HATE this fucking city. i hate my fucking life.
redskins and the wizards are the ones that have actually over-achieved this past decade.
SAVE US DC UNITED
>>67356992
dehydrated banana slices
they're crunchy
Is it possible to dry out an watermelon and make watermelon chips?
>>67356937
anxiety day after drinking is p normal desu, doesn't have to money real withdrawals.
just missing a little GABA activity the day after which kinda pisses of your brain
>>67357028
It's good.
Threads like this make me glad I never started drinking. Philadelphia Flyers threads really give me those feels though. You can tell all those assholes are drunk without them even telling anyone.
that was a pretty long period
>>67356967
I'd like it if you didn't use @ next time you make a thread. I hope you're enjoying the game it seems like a good one to be at.
>>67357053
note that if you buy these they're often fried in oil and higher cal than you would think
>>67357064
yes, it's called a fruit roll-up
>>67357064
>Is it possible to dry out an watermelon and make watermelon chips?
According to google, yes. Never heard of it before though.
>>67357083
for you
>>67357079
> I never started drinking
get a load of captain faggot over here
>dried bananas
This is why circumcision should be illegal.
>>67357076
its essentially nothing but sugar.
>>67357079
You can just remove flyers from that post, all filthy threads are like that
>>67357079
Bad things happen when you drink and shitpost.
>>67357047
Too soon
>goaltending tips from kelly fucking hrudey
topkek everyime
Who /Paige/ here?
>>67357079
I was the youngest person in AA by 20 years
>>67357005
i just did this at my brother's wedding, had one beer at 3 PM then nothing for 2 hours so i didn't get all drunk later on
>your knees look great
>>67357125
I didn't say it was healthy I said it was tasty.
>>67357079
>glad I never started drinking
You should be. I didn't start drinking until I was 22 and now have 2 DUIs and had acute cirrhosis at 26 years old. All because of alcohol.
Alcohol has literally cost me over $20,000
>>67357153
AHAHAHAAH
GIVE BILL YOUR ENERGY
>>67357147
>has kids
dropped
>>67357132
>going to prison for IRL shitposting
all of the greentext stories in the history of 4chan combined are less pathetic
>>67357153
>THINGS CHANGE, TO CHANGE I CANNOT COURAGE THE THINGS
>>67357172
There's nothing wrong with quitting alcohol
>>67357079
>telling people you're drunk
>being an annoying faggot
Choose 2
>>67357115
My dad drank enough for the both of us. When he got his third DUI they told him they were shocked he wasn't dead after checking his blood alcohol level. He's never allowed to drive again.
I went through severe depression when I was aged 17-23. I don't think I would have come out of it if I started boozing.
>>67357170
no, poor life choices cost you over 20,000
>>67357153
>tfw got a DUI at 16
>had to attend AA classes
Most awkward shit
>>67357132
that or you get drunk enough to look up your ex's social media
and then you contemplate ending your life
>>67357125
>>67357165
yeah it's like taking potatoes and covering them with eggs and mayonnaise. sure we know it's not healthy anymore but we're still going to call it a salad.
>>67357153
congrats on getting through. I'm doing it myself now without the program and I think I might make it
>>67357183
There is something wrong with being a weak willed faggot with no self control
>>67357147
no but i would like to /knowherfullnamesoicanlookherup/
>>67357183
There's something wrong with joining a cult though.
OP here.
At the captain Morgan lounge during intermission.
Spotted me some qts
>>67357191
Alcoholism is a disease lad.
Don't pretend you're better than anyone here.
>>67357204
Yeah, that's why you're spending your quality time on 4chan of all fucking places, you stud.
>>67357207
> "people" take creepshots of strangers in real life
wow, fucking murder yourself
I drank responsibly through college and my early 20's, it's fun. You don't have to become a degenerate addict, maybe drink once a week and get piss drunk a couple of times a month.
I was basically forced to stop drinking because I got ulcerative colitis. I can drink but it's not great for me and I shit blood. Kinda miss it but not that much. Hanging around with drunk people sober makes you realize how dumb alcohol makes everyone.
>>67357204
Edgy
>>67357206
Not as edgy but still edgy
>>67357079
>tfw thinking about starting drinking again
I've been taking care of myself for 10 months now and I still feel like shit all the time.
>>67357210
Being a flaming homo is also a disease
>>67357207
dubs and you go over there and get their numbers.
>>67357207
Tell them Kessel is your cousin. Instant waterfall in her panties
>>67357207
too blurry
>>67357205
her name is Charlotte Flair
>>67357207
I don't have any friends big into hockey. Are girls good hockey fans or are they like girls that are baseball fans that only go there to be social at the stadium bars and fawn over Bryce Harper?
>>67357207
way outta ur league, just dont drop the spaghetti in your pocket as you walk by
>>67357204
The jew juice has gotten this one.
>>67357239
kek.
no flaminghomo.jpg?
we need one.
>>67357232
> Hanging around with drunk people sober
why would you do that, ever
As a pongs fan, I'm well aware we will choke this all away in the third.
GG capsbros
>>67357241
you blind? her number's 58
>>67357207
Tell them you run the Chris Letang fan page on Facebook and want a picture
Dubs wills it
>>67357197
iktfb
>sorry anon i forgot my wallet so you have to pay
>>67357249
puck bunnies
>>67357232
Good blog
Upboated
>>67357238
Booze won't help. See someone.
>>67357249
The 2nd. But at least hockey grills you know aren't degenerate club whores and coal burners
>>67357170
Alcohol didn't do that m8, you're own poor choices did
>>67357207
CREEPER! CREEPER! CREEPER!
>>67357249
i live in a pretty big hockey town and i can confirn girls just go to socialize.
>guy from beginning of first bread.
>>67357283
Find the guy who paid for your tits and ask him gook
>>67357283
lmao nope. hope you like washing dishes
>>67357249
It depends. My wife is into hockey and knows the rules and yells at the refs like a proper fan. But I've seen plenty of clueless puckbunnies too
>>67357273
I get the feeling one of the depth players is going to step up in the 3rd with a huge goal. Not sure which team though.
>>67357283
Are there any people out there more vain than gooks ?
>can't get drunk off beer or else I piss the bed
It's a bad feel
>>67357207
Cmon you can do better than that
>>67357236
>telling the truth is edgy
AA check every box in the definition of a cult.
>>67357283
is dat some sprite?
>>67357293
Bing Bong
>>67357210
>>67357316
>yells at the refs like a proper fan
>>67357207
Me on the right
>>67357331
>it's this fucking guy again
>>67357339
>AA is a cult
That's weird, I go on my own accord, nobosy would track me down if i stopped going, and haven't paid a dime to them
>>67357268
I shouldn't drink and I'm in my 20's. 20 and 30-somethings drink when they get together. Am i just supposed to check out of life?
>>67357273
Bill will save us
>>67357249
Hockey girls are the best girls.
Unlike football girls they actually know some shit other than the name of the quarterback.
>>67357256
>putative my league
Nah. But I'm here with family and have a gf. Plus they look like they're still in college. Too many complications working against me right now.
>>67357289
He should do coke instead!
>Ovi nominated for a leadership award
What?
>>67357320
Their self importance knows no bounds. If you try to tell people on 4chan it's much better to get with a Filipina they'll be like
>no anon that's disgusting those people are poor and brown
Instead they fetishize plastic surgery enhanced self obsessed people with even worse attitudes than the western women they claim to hate. I really don't get it.
>>67357345
If you're not screaming at the refs on tv you're not a fucking hockey fan. Stop trying to look cool on the internet
>>67357288
Fuck you. Everyone is talking about drinking. It's fucking intermission. I hope you choke.
>Cole
Top kek
>>67357371
I just drink diet Pepsis
Maybe old degenerate high school friends would give you shit but working professionals won't
>>67357226
I think you're on the wrong site
>>67357238
You need to find a natural high. Start running or lifting
>>67357404
Thanks CM Punk
>>67357391
Sounds pretty casual to me
>>67357384
Y E L L O W F E V E R
>>67357378
I have an uncle who is an alcoholic and now instead of beer he drinks coke, literally 4 litres a day. he's fat as fuck now
>>67357422
>Start running or lifting
I already do
>>67357357
>saved
>>67357399
https://twitter.com/AmandaJupena/status/728014108126236672
>>67357331
The fuck?
If I ever had to give up drinking I would probably start smoking weed again. Haven't done that in 5 years come August
I need a high or else life is boring
>>67357399
I'm reading that Gerrit Cole is being told to settle down by a security guard.
>>67357371
Just move to Utah and become a Mormon. Who needs to drink when you have a qt obedient wife to breed with
>>67357404
They don't give me shit, I never said they did. But once people are five drinks in or so and I'm stone sober, I start to realize that my brain is working way faster than theirs.
It can be fun to fuck with people if everyone is really pissed and some are blackout though. I brought up pre-nups with a group of piss drunk late 30's early 40's people... that was pretty hilarious. Like throwing a steak into a den of lions for them to fight over.
>>67357452
Then start smoking weed i guess. It's not great for you but it's a shitload healthier than drinking
>>67357472
Hedonism is a good thing, friendo. Going off the rails is not.
>>67357436
How many of those losers that post k pop pictures would get cucked after they marry a Korean girl and she realizes how much he's respected in his own country after immigrating there?
>>67357412
if 4chan is the "right" side, i'm cool with that
>>67357490
But...
>Utah
Dealbreaker.
>>67357495
Anything interesting happen?
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who have gotten mad at a cell phone
>>67357510
>hedonism is a good thing
Who else /playoffbeard/ here?
How's it coming in lads?
>>67356862
>Clap your hands
Stream starting to shit itself on my end, Uncle Gary.
>>67357552
Shaved mine after the Wings exited
>>67357531
It was a mix of men and women, some who were currently married, some never married, and some divorced. Some also with significant assets. All really drunk. So it created some pretty lively discussion. No fights or anything like that if that's what you meant.
well that fucking sucked uncle gary
>>67357514
I don't know, don't get yellow fetishism, thankfully.
They probably wouldn't even give them a second glance desu. Just disdain. But then again, it's be shit copulating with shit.
>>67357552
I got a good forest going down there.
>>67357574
Absolutely not
>>67357568
Seems smooth on my end, maybe try refreshing?
>>67357574
Please not the faggy shaved on the sides and back long on top shit that every fucking douchebag has these days.
>>67357578
>no fights
Whole lot of nothing then.
Fuck you, I actually got interested.
>Caps can't handle the bantz, reported Cole to security
https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/728044420914884609
Caps turning it up now, this series is going to a game 7
OP here again.
A lot of you complained that the shot was too blurry so I introduced myself. They just giggled and said hi. We talked for a few minutes and then the period started so we went back to our seats but one of them told me to meet them after the end of the game at the lounge again.
Got a good butt shot of me following them back to the seats.
>>67357604
Sorry you can't pull it off anon
>>67357531
Utah is GOAT if you're Mormon and love the outdoors
@67357574
lolno
>>67357541
Surely, you're living an entirely drug free and non capitalist lifestyle, right ?
>>67357604
hahaha hate all you want scrub, my white boy fade gets me crazy laid. the 18-24 crowd loves that haircut for a reason broh
>>67357608
>craps
>>67357617
WELP
Time to live vicariously through another anon
Did bettman stream start shitting up to everyone else?=
>>67357598
Yeah. Did a few times. Seems better now. Just mentioning it cause it persisted for a couple minutes.
It's some sort of third period bad juju.
>>67357634
Drug free yes. And what does capitalist free mean? I can't buy groceries
>>67357604
I still find it absolutely hilarious that the literal fucking Hitler Youth haircut is now in fashion.
>>67357617
You have a chance, stop trying to ruin it by taking creeper shots you fucking idiot
GARY FIX IT
Stream skipping for anyone else? What do gary?
>>67357617
> one of them told me to meet them after the end of the game
lol while she's in an uber home with her friend
>>67357617
>one of them told me to meet them after the end of the game at the lounge again.
m a d m a n
>>67357617
holy shit you followed them? Fucking creepy just watch the game holy shit
>>67357657
yeah ;_;
>>67357617
we know you're just at the game with your sister and mom anon.
>>67357617
>giggles
Nigga please you just stalkin but we've all been there
THE STREAM IS FUCKING UP AGAIN
>>67357657
>>67357661
I just restarted it, it was getting stuttery on my end too. Let me know if it helps. If not I will try to change something more drastic
>>67357626
>getting a shitty version of last year's haircut
also holy shit how are your eyebrows so uneven? and go in the fucking sun it's May
>>67357654
VICARIOUSLYYYYYY
I LIVE WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD DIES
who /tool/ here?
>>67357700
its better now thanks based anon
>>67357700
Seems better now. Here's hoping it works for rest of game.
Hey stream fags
Game is literally on tv
>>67357715
>this weak as fuck post trying to make me somehow feel bad
Sad!
>>67357734
>paying for the coaxial jew
>Dat Murray glove save
>>67357718
Such a good record
Listened to it this morning at work desu
>>67357731
>>67357728
When it goes to commercial I will change something. It will go down for a minute but refresh after awhile and it will be good
>>67357731
Nope, still choppy as shit.
Gary, time to kill them CP torrents
>>67357700
ty based gary
Stream still stutters here
>>67357700
Fine for the now. Thanks, boss.
>>67357734
Oh, is it? Cool! Could you please tell me which channel? I couldn't find it for some reason...
>>67357718
Me but ive really only seriously listened to Lateralus and 10,000 days.
BASED MURRAY
>>67357617
I wish I was as alpha as OP
>>67357740
Reddit!
Wow that borderlands shit looks like a mobile game kek
>>67357760
this
>I listen to metal
>I don't exclusively listen to oldies and a touch of country
>>67357740
your sides are too long and you didn't even put any product in your hair to make it hold. it doesn't even look like you used a blow dryer this is pleb tier
>>67357617
ITT: Things that never happened.
>>67357749
How do you have internet?
>>67357766
still choppy after restart
>cindy throwing a tantrum
lmao
>pongs playing like shit in the third
Every fucking time
>crysby
>>67357802
You sound very heterosexual
STREAM BRO DROPPING FRAMES LIKE A GREASED MONKEY
>>67357790
Looks like it was written by 8 year old girls too
>>67357755
hell yeah. now if maynard can stop fucking around with puscifer and get back to the fucking studio that'd be great.
>>67357811
I pay for it. But it allows me to access free pornography, which cable TV does not
>>67357829
tbf he's right, you need a little something to hold that look
the only reason i get away with the dry look is because my hair is incredibly thin and just sits down when i dry it right
everytime pongs get an actual attempt at a fast goal someone fucks up and falls over or whiffs
I missed the chimpout because I had to switch streams what happened? What did crybaby do?
>mfw Ovi broke Crosby's hand and they didn't even call it
Rip Cindy's hand.
>STREAM FUCKING UP
>CROSBY INJURED
>REFPUCK
Having serious issues getting this stream to work right, sorry. For some reason it's sending to youtube at half the fucking speed and I can't fix it
>>67357829
I'm not the one posting pictures of my hairstyle on a sports board desu
>>67357865
likewise gotta know
Oh, forgot to ask earlier, is Määttä still ded?
Penguins win off a cheeky late 3rd period goal
Gonna go out on a ledge here lads: the next goal will be a major turning point in the series.
>>67357881
rekt
>>67357887
Yes. He is kill
>>67357881
You're just the one sperging out over said pictures
>>67357865
Ovi kinda slashed him on the hand and Crosby was acting his hand exploded and started whacking everything with his stick when he went down the tunnel
>>67357862
Caps have fanned on half their shots and some of their passes this whole series too
SCAAAAAAARRRRR
>>67357893
liar. you arent even near an ledge anon.
>20 assists per year
>cowardly cheap shots
>>67357887
Si, Määttä es mata
>BIG GUY
>>67357902
Fuk
>>67357803
He took the picture idiot
MAN FUCK NBC
>>67357940
'F'
>>67357617
>>67357803
Came to post this
>>67357866
Caps leadership right there.
Dune or Blade Runner?
>>67357914
Yeah, because your hands can break and ligaments can tear when a 300 lb mongoloid hits them with a piece of wood.
>>67357944
Doesn't mean he said anything to them you fucking moron
I wonder what kind of wonderdrugs did they pump in Cindy's paw
IZAT CAWFE
>>67357961
blade rubber desu.
>IS THAT CAWFEE
>>67357944
He just creepily followed them around the arena taking pictures
stream ded
>>67357961
Dune with out a doubt, but Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? is still a great book.
>>67357952
>Being this much of a beta that you instantly assume all stories involving girls are false just to boost your opinion that your success rate is average
>>67357981
Dune is overrated garbage
Not worth the paper it's printed on
iam german, mind to explain this sport to me?
>>67357963
>>67357978
someone should report him to security maybe hell get escorted out.
>>67357979
Yeah source is fucked. Hopefully it will be fixed soon.
>>67357961
Blade Runner is 5/10
Dune is 6.5/10
>>67357963
Not OP here, but I'm from Pitt. Girls here are kinda easy. Even the fugliest fat dudes pull ass here. Im willing to take OP at his word on this one.
>>67358000
Witnessed
>>67357979
http://goatd.net/148307/watch-washington-capitals-vs-pittsburgh-penguins
Not as good, but it's something
>>67357978
Don't know about you, but my first thought when I hit it off with a girl at a bar is to post pics of her on 4chan
>>67358004
>mad at spice
can someone post stream plz?
Did Ovi break Crosby's hand? I hope so
>>67357961
Do Wojacks Dream of Electric Pepes?
>>67358000
Trips confirm
Beta ass faggots BTFO
>>67358020
So who scores the GW in OT?
why aren't you guys watching the cbc feed?
http://cbcsportshd1-f.akamaihd.net/i/cbcsports_2@31187/index_2500_av-p.m3u8
>>67358007
oh god send the creepshots he took and report him to the stadium, maybe they'll put them on the jumbotron so he can be identified
>>67358004
It's literally the only worthwhile Science Fiction book ever written.
>>67357979
>>67358021
>Not using VLC streams
>>67358037
You know his name
>bilL
>>67357966
Most likely a quick xray to ensure nothing broken. Of course if someone did that to O-BITCH-KIN it would be an immediate 5 min major.
>>67358043
fuck this
DINK
PING
I
N
G
>>67358042
>.m3u8
what the fuck is that
Come on Guins!
HIT THE POST
TROLL POST
DING
>>67358042
thanks
>>67358037
Crosby, no OT. With 1:21 left in 3rd
Evens: Pens win
Odds: Caps win
>>67358045
>posts pic on jumbotron
>grills immediately identify him because hes been following them all game
>gets publicly shamed on the jumbotron
>>67358043
>beating a little kid sensless with a hockey stick
how did he get away with this?
>>67358029
Is that because you know down deep that Crosby > Ovechkin?
>>67358072
it works in some browsers or just paste it in to vlc
change the number to lower res
change the p to b for the backup stream
>>67358043
needs kylo ren saber
>>67358072
soviet code from the cold war
>>67358072
open with vlc, best quality you can get on stream
>>67358105
Bitch got a whole cottage cheese body
>Bladerunner discussion time
>>67358108
>gets banned from the stadium before overtime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjfTWbDUrow
This site lets you embed VLC streams if VLC going to shit on you
https://www.hlsplayer.net/
>>67358144
Implying you wouldn't smash to bits
So it took me a whole lot longer to figure out my capture card out than it should have.
I think it's working now, tell me if it shits out or whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnJufL1Xs4Q
>>67358148
Haven't seent it
But I have this ultra rare pepe
>>67358148
>do androids dream of electric shit
>a nebula award
Pick one
>>67358148
You just missed the al/hoc/olic anonymous discussion panel
I kinda feel bad Malkin has to play with kuni. I kinda hope he gets traded to a team he can really make a difference on and have a good time
>>67358190
Not too bad but would be better if you checked the 60fps box when you made it
>>67358186
Fucking disgusting. You have really low standards. Are you a neet?
>>67358203
just kill kunitz
>>67358207
Yes.
>>67358112
THANK YOU BASED AUSSIE
Crosby back.
We good
>>67358203
Malkin has a Conn Smythe
>>67358108
> gets arrested
> featured on morning news
> carried over twitter to permanent eternal creep status
I think Ovi has a bigger dick than Crosby.
>>67358238
They'll loose
>>67358247
Ricky Gerbsis commercial
>>67358238
"i changed my tampon guys, its ok."
>>67358226
>>67358203
>kunitz haters still mad at the guy with the 5th most goals on the team
You clowns have been at this shit all year.
>>67358252
Not surprising considering Crosby is a FtM.
>>67358276
it's because he's shit m8
Oshie with the GWG, cap this
>>67358278
I actually laughed fairly hard at this lads.
>>67358276
>5th most goals
>plays with sidney crosby and on the 1st PP because reasons
imagine if somene with a bit of skill had all the chances as him
>>67358297
How childish
>>67358266
Glad to know it, anon. Now you can stop being so bitchy about someone who took a stick to the hand from Ovi. That's not a kiss.
>>67358256
>loose
Oshie's face makes me want to punch a baby
>>67358306
based lgbtning bro
>>67358299
You mean like Phil Kessel? Because that worked super well
Haha nice Crosby
>>67358256
>loose
>>67358343
Bill GW goal incoming
DU HAST
>DIVESBY
>>67358342
You laugh at when a ketchup bottle makes a fart sound too?
>Crosby back to diving
Fucking dumb penalty there from Alzner
the fuck man
>Crysby
well at least if it goes to OT I can shower in the intermission so I can go sleep immediately after the game ends
/COMFY/
>>67358357
based penalty draw
BILL
IT'S TIME.
>>67358369
DU HAST MICH
Drawing like a fucking deck.
>>67358343
kessel has been on malkin's line the whole year as he should be. kessel and malkin like skating and making longer passes and having open ice to expose. crosby likes a bunch of short passes and quick smart playmaking, they do not match. kunitz is just a retard that stands in front of the net and can't pass
>>67358378
>tfw missed the 2nd int so I just showered thorugh most of this period
Dangit, Hotdog, stop messing it up!
>>67358306
Is it 11-year old childish, 8 year old childish, or Crosby childish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaFYrcfbsnA
Gary Bettman here, my stream is back but it doesn't really matter now.
I can't get my own capture card soon enough
>>67358378
FUCK. that sounds great. too bad its still 7 where i live.
>>67358323
This girl sucks his cock dry every night
>>67358378
living on the east coast must be so weird, when the game ends my night will just be getting started
JUST: the powerplay
Dear god, Pens PP is beyond shit.
WTF ARE YOU DOING BILL
Streambro is back
Pens need a goal right here
>an entire power play without a shot on goal
what the fuck
Neither of these teams can play PP
>>67358418
For real, penguins playing So scared on the power play
>>67358415
you have no idea
>when west coast games go into OT
>>67358401
I could have
>>67358415
>tfw Calgary
>>67358414
holy shit. just fuck my life.
just do it haha
>>67358371
Yes
>>67358396
A deck does not draw anything. One could say, "Crosby draws penalties as if he were drawing cards from a deck."
>>67358431
Wanna see the >craps win
Just so the choke is sweeter
>>67358441
Didn't washington get a shot?
>>67358414
why can he dress like he works at Pacsun and Buckle while she wears a black dress
>>67358414
Way too stuck up to suck a dick, let alone every night
>>67358451
kek. do you just start watching the game at work?
also, is "sorry im late the game went into OT" a viable exuse?
>>67358451
yeah even watching a game that goes to 10 PM feels super late, 1 AM would be completely ridiculous
>>67358478
Because if women dont look nice, other women will tell them they look like a whore
>>67358492
> i've never kissed a girl but i'll post about them online!
Great PK
>>67358414
Who is she?
>>67358469
>2016
>Not taking artistic license with grammar and language to better the effect, even at the cost of accuracy
'power'
>>67358415
>he misses east coast games since he's still at work
>he doesn't get to lay in bed and watch the west coast games before bed
sunday must be awful on the worst coast
>>67358491
>dat hand
>>67358491
Cute, CUTE!
>>67358478
Pro athletes get away with being total slobs all the time.
I hate to break it to you guys, but even BILL gets laid more than you.
>>67358414
She's a cuck... we all know this
>>67358517
Only hacks do that.
>>67358506
It must be tough keeping those asian eyes open for so long.
>>67358415
You're going to fap and then cry yourself to sleep faggot
Pens tend to pass a lot on PP. They need to shoot more.
going into OT and caps will score within first 3 mins
>>67358491
I hate it when girls wear those stupid baggy pants. they wear them up above their belly button and its fucking retarded they don't look good.
>>67358491
Why do you have pictures of happy young couples saved on your computer?
so is this 'sport' just wild low-percentage shots, scuffled groups close to the net until a whistle blows, and goalies looking like idiots?
how do you "people" watch this garbage?
>>67358546
Says a country that identifies it's population as a Star Wars character.
>>67358552
In other words, they play
>finnish powerplay
>>67358516
oshies wife, just google that
Lads I have an extreme sexual attraction to Ellie Kemper.
>>67358512
You seem to be the wizard here if you think BJs are a nightly occurrence
>>67358478
because he bought both their outfits
>>67358567
I'm here for Blade Runner and AA meetings
>>67358573
>married
dropped
>OT
>>67358564
I googled them just now, but I'd seen them before and I knew she was really hot
Why is cherry talkin about baboons
> you will never taste ellie kemper's tender, salty, sweat-drenched shithole
>>67358499
na its something you just have to deal with it.
>>67358506
Sometimes I just fall asleep and have to check the score once I wake up. I really should't lay in bed and watch western OT games
>>67358517
>>67358546
>>67358568
lel I was just expecting to trigger someone into calling me an autist but that turned out better
What if everyone on 4chan posted in perfect grammar and sentence structure all the time? It might make this place hilarious but would get old.
>>67358519
actually there's a TV at work, some days i'm watching hockey as early as 10 AM
watching hockey in the morning with a bottle of rye on a day off can have negative consequences however
>Oshie dive
>Crosby dive
OT BABY!
>>67358491
average Minnesota couple tbqh
>>67358567
get the fuck out of here then. go watch the nfl draft or something.
and yes.
>>67358602
>wanting to taste a shithole after you've been at it for a while
>>67358602
Eating asshole is gross man
>>67358580
lol. i'm the wizard and you're the one who called a woman stuck up based on a staged photograph
cut off your sack to prevent any further proliferation of your retard genes
Don Cherry is a cocksucker!
>>67358202
mfw I actually started the whole thing two days ago
>>67358569
>finnish powerplay pre-based laine and pulju era
tbqh desu
>>67358641
watch your mouth kid
>>67358641
Trudeau pls go
>>67358633
>>67358635
i knew /sp/ were dorks but this is on a new level
>>67358580
*teleports behind you with my dick in a girls mouth*
Whatever you say kid
*unsheathes penis*
What the fuck is Don rambling on about
>>67358602
>eating ass that isn't fresh out of the shower
>>67358645
I was the first person to post le green monkey face on /hoc/
>>67358610
I know a couple of guys on IRC who are hellbent on posting with 100% correct grammar. It's fucking weird.
Fucking die already Cherry
>>67358658
>eating ass
Never again anon, never again.
Ron can't even keep a straight face these days. Grapes has lost it.
The Capsha have never won a cup
LELMAOOO!!
Holy shit grapes just defended the letang hit and the keith slash haha
>>67358021
thanks man
>>67358661
No one should be allowed to hit star players without retaliation from his goons.
>>67358641
youre mad cuz hes right. Cant fight because its the playoffs and no one wants instigator penalty. So teams can play as dirty as they want. Its fucking bullshit.
>>67358641
Fuckin lefties
>>67358611
but the worst coast is too stupid to make public transit and that means you miss the game in your ridiculously bad traffic. games start at 7 here its perfect for going to bars to watch the first ones, plus it gives you the time to do the things you actually need to do after work while you're still sober.
>>67358660
>Literally having a girl inside of your pants
>>67358661
he thinks they should get rid of the instigator rule because then teams would start playing their goons and somehow this would mean sidney crosby would be freed up to score more like wayne gretzky was
Is NBC pushing "Championship Sunday" in the EPL as something exciting when the league is already decided?
Lmao I think I just spotted OP the creeper.
>>67358658
>i think its weird you DONT love smelling shit
maybe these guys prefer, i dont know, putting their dick in a cunt
donnyboy is absolutely right, no retaliation means there are going to be more and more dirty low key hits and slashes
Caps have never won a cup
Lelmao!!
>>67358661
Basically
>waaaaahhhhhh I want 70s hockey back waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
>Average Washington fan
>>67358718
OP spotted
>>67358702
Plenty of room in my jnco jeans senpai
>>67358740
>cropping out his equally fat and ugly pens fan boyfriend
>>67358111
Blues fan here. I don't care who is better. I just thing Crosby's a bitch
>>67358711
what happened to OP? Where are you OP? what happened to the pucksluts?
>>67358740
What happened to his chin
>>67358718
kek fat fucks
>>67358740
why don't they have necks?
> all these vanilla fuckbois who don't eat ass
enjoy your decaying sex lives and divorces in your thirties
>>67358766
Freedom ate it
>>67358740
post his friend you pylon
>overtime magic
>sandwish
Oh god. I hate ad industry.
Fucking. Hate.
Caps have never won a cup!
Lelmao!
>haven't had a drink since Saturday
>feels like it's been a month
Ahh so this is alcoholism
>>67358776
>implying ill ever have sex
j-jokes on you
>>67358783
But doesn't it make you want to have a subway sandwich? Isn't it so effective?
>Ovenchicken will NEVER have his name on the cup
>>67358785
Fuck off leaf, go watch a Canadian team in the playoffs.
>>67356907
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Sindy diving with 3 min left
>>67358783
kek.
where's all the sandwich bros /hoc/?
>>67358806
Yeah, I now want to shove a sub down my throat and up my ass.
>>67358806
Child pornography is not ok. Subway is for kiddie fiddlers.
>>67358794
got em
>>67358825
was Snoop a dyke?
>>67358815
bill is that you?
>>67358790
you gotta give up, son. let the self-loathing fill your every waking minute
>>67358825
>that moment when you find out its a girl
>>67358794
>tfw socially peaked in third grade
>>67358830
If you go to subway before 9 am all may you get a free breakfast sub to shove up your ass while you enjoy your sub.
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:
Is goalie the most important position?
>>67358776
anyone who's actually good at fucking doesnt need to do anything but eat a bitch out till she squirms and then dick her good while occassionally rubbing her clit. she cums and the job is done.
fuckbois think eating ass is sought after because of a social media fuckin meme so they brag about their shit lipping skill when theyre actually high school kids who still think punching a bitch with two fingers in her pussy is actually what they enjoy
>>67358783
>>67358806
Last NFL season there was a segment during a halftime show where a subway employee literally made a sandwich for one of the analysts on national television
>>67358864
Yep.
>>67358864
No doggystyle is
It's 6 AM. Do I sleep till 3 PM or try to fix my sleeping schedule by staying up until next evening?
>>67358810
I am watching two Canadian teams, Americaitlyn.
The caps have never won a cup
LELMAO!!
Why was there only one game on today?
>>67358868
Wait what?
>>67358868
That's football.
Retarded shit like that is normal there.
>>67358867
> she cums and the job is done
kiddo, you should REALLY cut back on the porn
>>67358867
Shut the fuck up you nerd
>>67358867
Can't even share a blunt with niggas in this ass eatin day and age
WHERES THE NEW THREAD?
>>67358867
>anyone who's actually good at fucking doesnt need to do anything but eat a bitch out till she squirms and then dick her good while occassionally rubbing her clit. she cums and the job is done.
>he only focuses on the clit
>doesn't know how to find the g spot
>>67358868
They are the biggest most plentiful restaurant in the world.
You know shit is crazy when you realize that there are more subways in the world than mcdonalds in the world.
>>67358891
Scheduling.
>Penguins with 8 consecutive OT losses
Jesus.
>>67358891
...Big.
>>67358922
>so it's time for a win
Let's go Pens!
someone making an OT thread?
>>67358868
>watching commercialball
>asperger stricken Pepe and clipart posters talking about how to make a woman sexual my satisfied
>>67358922
Soon to be 9
>>67358942
>Not liking something and letting others know
>>67358904
I don't get why people get so butthurt over this cover. He's literally the GOAT at blocking shots.
>>67358893
Like in the studio where Terry, Howie, Jimmy, etc. talk about the game between halves. They literally had a girl off to the side at a sandwich making station dressed in full Subway regalia and she would ask them what they wanted on their sandwiches and shit
>>67358899
shit nigga i aint here to impress no one, she can cum as many times as she wants before i do but once is just courtesy and after that im finishing up i got shit to do
SCAAAAARRRR
Scccccaaaarrrrrrrrrrr
>>67358981
God bless America
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
HORNY
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>CRAPILOLS
>WaSHITon
>CRAPITALS BTFO
