/hoc/
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: /hoc/
www.nhl.com
underrated thread
Cat goalie
>>67277134
faggot
>finnish goaltending
>>67277192
t. Abu Al Salam
>>67277196
>Finnish anything
Had a long, shit, busy day at work. What hockey memes did I miss today.
>>67277218
Finnish goaltending got BTFO by Canadian goaltending in both games.
The Blues won a 2ND round game for the first time in 15 seasons
>>67277223
>teen
That bitch 34
GO SHROKS
>>67277134
Hey OP do you like this thread?
>>67277294
Love it
Why is Draisaitl so amazing?
Hey guys.
YFW Matthews is a Laff
>perds
>analime
>chiraq
>kongs
>rags
>>67277306
Because TSN meme'd him into the Final Solution
͏>imblying you don't semen slurp for fun
Are European teams arenas sponsored like their jerseys?
>Two threads in a row with the same picture
Berenstein bears
How is it that every single Finn is a retard that knows fuckall about hockey?
>>67277359
i know everything about there is to know about hockey
>>67277354
>thread started by Canacuck
They don't even have Donald in Canacuck
Pls R8 my letter I wrote to Getzlaf of the Anaheim Ducks pls
https://www.docdroid.net/DJ5VCaH/to-the-captain.pdf.html
Oilers trade RNH + 4th overall pick to CBJ for 3rd overall pick and Savard
Oilers draft Puljujärvi
Jackets draft DuBois
>>67277366
The Donald is my everything
Question for Finns:
Would rather Pulju be developed by the Oilers, or be coached under Tortorella?
>>67277364
how many goalies are on the ice at one time finncuck
>>67277351
Some are, but not to the same extent as in America. It's becoming more and more frequent though
>trading the better player and drafting the worse prospect
seems like an Oilers sort of trade
4th overall + a D prospect no one outside Edmonton has heard of for Hamonic
Friendly reminder that Scott Stevens was a talentless goon faggot
No one is dumb enough to trade away the 2nd pick especially a pure goal scorer.
Bladet kan variera i storlek från det mikroskopiskt lilla till det jättelikt stora. Bladen hos den vita näckrosen och hos den vanliga örnbräken når ibland en längd av 1,73 meter. De mest storbladiga av alla växter tillhör näckros-, banan- och palm-familjerna. Den cirkelrunda bladskivan hos den sydamerikanska jättenäckrosen (Victoria reginae) kan ha en diameter av närmare tre meter. Etiopisk banan (Ensete ventricosum) har blad av 5,9 meter längd. Enbart bladskivan är 8,57 meter lång. Vissa palmer, till exempel den ostindiska sockerpalmen (Arenga pinnata) har blad av ända upp till 7,5 meters längd.
Will the Shorks sweep the Perds ?
>>67277396
Lmao look at this smiling simian
>>67277396
hehe what a carefree primate
pretty much, it was a retarded call
the refs penalized the caps so much i guess they felt they had to give one to the pens, ive never understood why refs in the nhl feel the need to involve themselves like that
>>67277397
leave it to a Canadian to talk about a fucking leaf
>>67277378
>oilers
>developing anything
m8...
winnipeg isnt trading the pick, infact its likely to be a positive trade for the jets
Naikaa risukimmpua, ne suomalaiset
>>67277396
jaja mira a ese mono sonriendo!
More than any other sport, I think refs give in to when hockey fans moan about a hit, even when it's clean.
When is the actual draft? June?
>>67277433
round 1 is june 24th, rest june 25th
I actually woke up and felt really sad when I realized that Puiju is going to have to put up with under Torts
Everybody knows why they keep fucking it up. Kesler said as much in the post exit interview, Bruce knew and I sure as fuck hope Murray knows now, too. His announcement that the core's gotta give make me hopeful.
>>67277396
lol observe the silly primate
LA cup window has officially closed
They are winning the cup next year when Lombardi packs the roster with some good defenseman and signs Lucic
lifes a bitch and then you get die, thats why we get high, cause you never know when ya gonna go
Reminder that the Oilers were one number away from Number 1 and we missed out on what would have been one of the greatest meltdowns in hockey history.
>>67277367
nice, but he will probably use it for TP when hes at the beach
now we have to deal with toronto fans for several months until they inevitably hit the bottom of the standings and disappear again
>>67277467
What the fuck have we done? We knew we were going to be shit and we were. The leafs have had nothing but bad luck for decades. God forbid something positive actually happens to them for once.
>>67277476
>guys Babcock will fix everything!
With competent management (>implying) and prospects who pan out the Leafs will probably be playoff viable in around 5 or 6 seasons
>>67277466
I'm sayin, that's what this is all about right?
Clothes, bankrolls, and hoes you know what I'm sayin?
>>67277486
>5 to 6 seasons
I don't think it will take that long. If what you said happens it'll be 2 to 3 years and they'll be a playoff team. More than likely a first round exit but that will depend on how well their prospects pan out.
>>67277467
>bad luck
thats an interesting way to put it, i would call it bad management resulting in some of the worst personnel decisions in nhl history
>>67277497
I won't argue the incompetence of previous management but there was also bad luck involved in it as well. Ferguson and Burke were fucking retards that had the organization stagnant and in no man's land.
Finns are literally subhuman. Just look at Pulju.
Fucking send them to special olympics already
Are we discussing kiddy hockey again Finland?
Most finnish thing ever.
>L-look at our top tier highschool test results!!! best in the world!!!
>Literally leads nothwhere with no innovators or emerging companies
>Angry birds is the epitome of Finnish archivements
Kiddy hockey means jack shit if you can't turn it into olympic gold medals
>stream didn't start till 3:30
>missed 3 goals
>>67277518
good post
>>67277518
youth is the future, and finlands is so bright that even the dogs have wear shades.
Have the leafs announced the signing on Zaitsev yet?
>3 shots
>3 goals
>dullass
>>67277518
>mad
>at mongols
Patrik Laine looks like Steve Martin
Which is more likely, that Nill is a GM of the Year finalist despite paying 10.4M for >Finnish goaltending, or that Boudreau is a Coach of the Year nominee even though he was fired? I could honestly see both happening.
>tfw your GM drafts >>>Finnish goaltending
Fuck Finns. They suck cock.
>>67277550
>coach fired before winning coach of the year
Has this ever happened?
Trotz should win the Jack Adams but the Boudreau situation would be funny.
But honestly the Ducks finished the regular season about where expected. I don't think he should get credit for the team suckling until Christmas and then turning it around. Whereas the Caps far exceeded expectations.
Hakstol could have a shot as well.
>>67277558
I'm pretty sure Trotz will win it but the Ducks had an impressive season between the horrible start and their game 7 choke, Boudreau might make the top3
>finnish """"goaltending""""
>that look on Maatta's face after he got hit
looks like he doesn't even know where he is. Iv'e never seen such a confused face
Sullivan should be nominated as well imo. he completely turned around the Pens' season and forged a new identity and style in so little time. After the coaching chance, Pittsburgh's been among the league's top 3 teams imo
>finnish goaltending
Kari Lehtonen is a 2nd overall pick in an NHL Entry Draft.
Don't worry, your golden boy Klingberg might win the Norris some day like Stars fans and Swedes predicted after last season, you don't really need to know how to defend to win the trophy
and literally another 3on1 when periods started :D dallas defense :D
yeah he got knocked out. had trouble standing up. dirty dirty hit. Thats all orpik is good at anymore is trying injure people, because he's a fucking pylon out there. See: Hagelin goal.
Why can't dullass play defense
Since the leafs will most likely draft autism matthews, do they move Nylander to the wing or keep him at center? Bozak/kadri will probably be up against other teams top centers and in the defensive zone. Nylander in my opinion never looked like a center. He seems like he would flourish more as a winger.
Trade Marner + Gardiner for Ekblad
>>67277613
This is pure fantasy. There's no fucking way they trade ekblad especially for these 2.
>>67277613
Cats would never do that when they're so close to contending.
>>67277621
"Contending"
what is wrong with stars
Why is this guy just reposting the previous thread
>>67277628
is this a spicy new meme?
>>67277607
JVR for Shattenkirk makes the most sense.
>97 posts
>4 posters
Nice "sport" you got here
>that booty bothered islels fan
Most likely put him on LW, unless he takes to centre far better than Kadri but Kadri as a 2C is perfect for now and moving forward. Makes top 6 look like:
JVR - Kadri - xxx
Nylander - Matthews - Marner
For next year, with Marner drifting around 2/3rd line RW.
> went to play hockey last weekend
>guy who plays goalie didnt show up
>friend said he found a backup whos extremely good because he's foreign
>relieved that i have a reliable friend
>backup shows up
>speaks gibberish that I don't understand but sound very comically familiar
>it finally clicks
>he's speaking finnish
>we lost 28-3
What if we replace Marner with Nylander?
>>67277627
finnish goaltending
>>67277657
BINLAN
I
N
L
A
N
:DDDDD
I could see Connor Brown slotting into that top RW spot. He looked pretty good when we called him up from the marlies.
>yfw torts and poopoopeepee lift the cup together
Wouldn't do that as the leafs. Better to draft and develop a D than trade for injury prone guy. Plus JVR is on great contract too
Fuck shattenkirk. He's a 2nd pairing defenseman whereas JVR is a top 3 forward. Not to mention JVR is on a team friendly contract.
>>67277667
I posted this last thread
Soshnikov + Percy for Leddy + Griess
I was impressed....with his luck. His points were from (not exclusively) EN goals and secondary assists. He has incredible work ethic and is definitely better than I think he is but I would hesitate to put him on top line. Maybe PAP if he comes back.
The only player the Cats would be interested in trading Ekblad for would be Mathews.
Wouldn't hate, I love Leddy he's one of the most underrated D in the game when it comes I defensive ability. But I also love the heart and work ethic of sosh I'd be sad to part with him
Everyone is forgetting about lupul. Granted he will probably only play 40% of the season but still.
>>67277711
Lou said that he is unsure if Lupul plays another game
Lupul is going to end up on Robidas Island most likely.
Bjs are winning the cup senpai
2nd/3rd line RW on the leafs. However Lou said he doesn't believe that he's ready for the NHL in terms of size and defensive ability. What I think would be interesting is if Marner can't make the club he goes to Europe and play Swiss like Matthews. Playing children in th OHL for another year would only hurt his developmen, maybe playing somewhere against older people might be better.
>blow jackets
>making the playoffs
>more than once in their history
lel keep dreaming
Jesse is gonna be outta there the second he can be a FA.
>Saad
>Atkinson
>Jenner
>Poopoo
They just need some decent goaltending
>literal goonsquad
>coached by a joke
>managed by a finn
topkek
but they already made playoffs twice family
better than the jets who made playoffs twice and got swept both times tbqh
what are some good binns for next year
stars shorks WCF confirmed
>tfw your team is going to take Matthews instead of a memepowered finn
What's a realistic date for when the Vegas team will be announced?
>>67277735
So the AHL???
I think the league said they would notify the GMs before the 2016 draft if there will be a 2017 expansion draft.
>>67277790
didnt you read the headlines?
Matthews decided to quit hockey after the laffs won the lottery. He said he's going on vacation until the laffs win the cup, so basically he's never playing again
>>67277685
Shit deal for the Islanders.
what's wrong with blues
Will he immediately be made captain? What about assistant captain?
>laffs and ruptures will never have scheduling conflicts during the playoffs
Which would be more beneficial?
>bread and butter player
or
>meat and potatoes player
If Ovechkin and Lemieux had a son
meat and potato imo. more balanced meal
>DULL
>ASS
>STORS
DULL ASS TWINKLES BEEEELOOWWWNNNN THE FUCK OUT
too many carbs not enough protein for bread and butter player
Why did the Jews rig the game against the Stars?
Starsfrog here. Ruff's gonna start Niemi for the next two games and we're gonna get btfo easily. Season was fun but it's over
let this be a lesson: frogposters dont win cups
do the shorks have a better chance against the stars or the blues?
Stors are a mess
Canada sucks dick at hockey lel
He ate a straight elbow with the full force of the follow through directly on the chin.
Thats a common knock out blow even in MMA, let alone ice hockey where a guy isn't expecting it.
>when you realize your team has no defense
Stars deserve it because Binland goaltending
will roussel ever learn to not take dumbass penalties?
Are Sharks good guys? Do you want us to win? Or do you want us to lose like always so you can laugh at us :(
sharks confirmed counterswept
Who do the oilers pick at 4th?
>>67277926
sharks are alright
>>67277947
all we know it will be a bust. The name will be revealed when they say it.
Jamie Benn is probably the best player on the planet.
did we just get raided by hf boards or some shit
he's there with Jesse Puljujärvi. Will be interesting to watch their rivalry
>>67277973
I have no idea what this massive autism is. Is it sad I can't tell the difference between this retarded shit and normal /hoc/?
Come to the non autism thread
>>67277690
That poor bastard will be in Columbus
>>67277973
>>67277983
The real thread is here >>67277690
Why is Roussel such a faggot?
The sharks are always good on paper. They just never play to their potential in the post season.
anyone have that one MS paint pic of Lunquist making his poopey face
Has the Rangers cup window officially closed ?
All those threads and shitposts I made. The copypasta and the spam. The pictures of high test women and the bait begging for (You)votes.
Well now I've come to accept this team won't be doing much better and not for a while. I'm sorry, /hoc/
I hope you forgive me and I hope I made you smile a few times. I'm posting this at 4am so only a few people see it.
Yours truly
t. Master of Dubs
There's literally NOTHING on the Oilels worth trading Hamonic for other than McDoobie and Hall.
>>67278036
I enjoy the segzy women
They can trade down and get one or they can trade the pick for an established defenceman. Taking Chychrun/Sergachev at 4 is foolish because they'll be there at 6/7.
Also, fuck left handed defencemen. Good for nothing pieces of shit.
>tfw my food supplier let me buy 4 50ct boxes of cuck pretzels for $5 each
>cucks getting eliminated is the gift that just keeps on giving
why are fins good goalies
Yeah, elbow to the head of an unsuspecting guy without possession. A slap on the wrist is what he deserved!
was at the bears game tonight they won 2-1 so they advanced to the next round. what's pretty cool is the next round is bears/pens so they are playing at the same time as their NHL teams
also they have already played each other 11 times this year and have the potential to play each other 18 times which is crazy
who /hopingforSCFgame7OT/ here?
was at a 3OT elimination game this week shit is always so intense
>>67278048
Ok, I'll still do them
i don't see blackhawks on here, must be some kind of error, right?
what's wrong with sharks
because you get caught and get penalty and fuck up the end of the game
So how fast does Orpik become public enemy #1 when the Caps lose while he's suspended?
>>67278138
I can see all the salty caps fans now. Please let this happen.
How long do I have to wait until the Hawks aren't the reddit team anymore? We're not bandwagon now that we got eliminated right?
>vlasic just went down
oh god this is how it started last time
>Marner, Matthews, and Nylander
yfw leafs are the next dynasty
If they get eliminated in 5 it will be because the top two lines didn't get their shit together and produce. Most blame would probably be heaped on second line as Williams and to a lesser extent Kuznetsov have been shit.
Orpik probably gets more blame if he plays. He has been pylon-tier.
>>67278167
back to back draft champions?
>talk about Weber's shot in miles per hour
what the fuck? who the hell understands this shit in canada?
If only Marner didn't weigh 140
>giving up your home ice advantage
>steers
>craps
>bloots
Lel
what's wrong with preds?
>>67278208
>shit forwards
>shit defence
>shit goaltending
ITS THE SHARKS YEAR LADS
>it might actually be the sharks year
were canadian teams the only thing stopping the shorks?
>he didn't have this final in his bracket
??????????????????
what the fuck anon, I thought you were a "hockey guy"?
Gonna suck seeing the preds get swept. Pekka played his ass off and this meme ass offense cant do shit
>like 2/29 on PP
>don't even try to score until late
It's actually the Nucks, they killed the Perds and stole their uniforms.
Have the Shorks overcame their playoff choking stigma finally ? Did the Ducks catch their curse ?
Playloffs are not done yet... wait... the shorks need time...
>I can see all the salty caps fans now
Caps fans don't get salty. The team is expected to choke
It really feels like a shorks shork in the conference finals again episode init?
No, the Shorks have to go up 3-0 before they start truly Shorking
why does Kanada care when theyre not even in the playoffs
>KANADAAAAA
>>67278279
>such bait
>such shitty, shitty bait
Shorks vs Bloos WCF
Tampa vs Pens ECF
Shorks sv Pens SCF
>>67278027
No, but they missed their best chance.
>yfw Shorks Bolts Sunbeltb owl
lmao
>rags
looks like Patrick Kane posts on 4chan
Who benefits more, Caps losing Orpik or the Pens losing Maatta?
>>67278302
>finnish defense
Which team is in the absolute worst position to be in and why is it the Minnesota Wild?
God it sucks right now being a cantpucks fan. But at least the wild are worse...
As a Caps fan,even I know it was a bad call. Playing devil's advocate, Letang's stick was reached around and in front of the players body when he fell.
As someone watching from tv, it was a clean hit.
dude was just in the AHL this fall he has not cocked up enough to be inconsolable
>tfw the sharks are likely going to the WCF
>tfw the blues could potentially be joining them
What the fuck is happening
the caps are guaranteed not to win the the cup is what's happening
bitch I live in Florida we don't play hockey here
>crapitols
>winning any away games
not a chance, they even made Johnstons life easy by letting him not have to force a gimped Maata to play another game
>nofanthers
>fans
>tfw watched way too much hockey night in canada
Are Graf skates basically foot fedoras?
I'm an undersized, puck-movind defenseman with great ice vision like pic related.
Played center when I used to be able to play
He's not me, but the answer is correct
>car accident
>kicked in back of head during pickup football game
>easily triggered concussion from random babby hit after the first two
After that doc and coaches wouldn't let me play
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=260888
Top prospect coming trough!
>mfw the capitals only made the second round because they played a team with a literal sieve for a goaltender
>>67278373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IKbmQ4Cs08
>>67277180
why don't the panthers just chain a live panther to the goal for their goalie?
>people thinking the Laffs are trading JVR
the next LW we have after JVR is fucking Soshnikov. We literally only have rookies at the LW spot. Even if we re-sign Boyes or someone similar, JVR has to occupy the top spot. Bozak is all but gone by this and Nylander played way too well in his stint at Center to be moved to wing.
Yeah Babcock prefers to put rookies on the wings, but Nylander survived his trial by fire and looked very good at a top six center role so going into next year he's probably pencilled in. Bozak will most likely be jettisoned and the Leafs are most likely going to go after a guy like Hamhuis who can sit on the 2nd pairing to help be a solid anchor.
Next years lines are most likely:
JVR - Kadri - Marner
Lupul - Nylander - Parenteau (>implying he's going to FA)
Soshnikov - Matthews - Komarov
no-one-cares
>thinking Babcock is going to put Matthews against top line competition immediately
>Thinking Komarov will reprise his top line role
>thinking they'll give Nylander top line duties immediately
Defense will just be Hamhuis - Rielly/Gardiner - Hunwick/some marlies assholes
>>67278402
I like that third line
>>67277401
Probably, they need ref and meme Magic to get past the ducks.
Can one of you meth heads please explain this shit to me?
>>67278776
Kek
was habs the biggest JUST of the season?
Daily reminder that Finnposters are singlehandedly killing /hoc/
>>67279103
>mad at an actual hockey country
>>67279180
>zero(0) NHL teams
>wakes up at 3am to tag along in gamethreads of an american sports league
>shitposts day and night in the general of an american sports league
>the city of you
Matthews vs Laine tomorrow can't wait
>>67279103
Calm down, buddy.
>>67279103
Binland is the best fug off
filip forsberg last 7 games 0+0 -5
HE FUCKING SUCKS
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2016/5/1/11550826/i-know-its-too-soon-to-laugh-at-all-you-habs-snes-nucks-flams-boilers
>>67279450
yeah but the commentators last night said he was really good. your stats are racist
>>67279464
fuck off retard
>>67279450
even yakubust was a better pick
truly the worst pick of the entire 2012 draft
>>67279450
What do you expect from a PP Babby in the playoffs? Even Jarnkrok disappeared.
Slava Malamud
@SlavaMalamud
Fetisov wants a KHL team in India. "They're the best field hockey players in the world. All we need to do is teach them to skate." Sound...
4:06pm · 2 May 2016 · Twitter for Android
>>67279668
Poo in the Lou
>>67279683
stupid phone fags
>>67279693
>Amerigays calling anyone faggot
Tip top kek
>>67279718
I'm starting to think you spamming this is a false flag and you must actually be american
>>67279762
>1980
0 gold medals since
Lelmao
>>67279718
>not image.jpg
>>67279783
>1993
no Stanley Cups since
lMao
>>67279882
>0 of them without mostly canadian talent
WEW
>>67279914
>pretending to root for every single team
>>67279882
>He has no patriotism because the teams are filled with foreigners
>>67279868
>First time EVER
LELMAO
>>67279914
remind me how many Canadian teams are in the playoffs this year?
>>67279951
So then why don't Canadians only play on Canadian teams? Because they realize how superior American teams are.
>>67278302
Määttä's been pretty bad ever since Niederreiter hit him into the open door. Even though he says he isn't physically limited, he is.
>>67279959
Hahaha I know right, Canada needs to get their shit together and shut the fuck up
the penguins have 2 cancer survivors, does any other team have any
>>67279969
Because of the communist draft/RFA system
>>67280112
I almost forgot Kessel had testicular cancer
>>67280126
One ball Bill xD
>>67279925
>says the guy who roots for every single American based team
WEW lad
>>67280253
my sides
>>67280126
How do you even catch that you have ball cancer at such a young age? Do you really have to keep groping your sack and tell your doctor if one feels like it grew?
>>67280378
You just have a lump in your testicle. Not that hard to miss tbqh familia
>>67280405
pretty scary. both my grandfathers died of cancer and my mom got some skin cancer removed a few years back. I was a lifeguard in my younger days so I've pretty much accepted I'll die of skin cancer
>>67280253
huh, Kessel only straight guy in that picture.
>>67277134
>>67280703
desu senpai
>>67280732
>>67280732
fuck off
>>67280745
no u
From the eliminated teams, who do you think will bounce back?
>>67280556
Stay the fuck indoors and away from tanning booths
>>67280768
Winnipeg and Florida
>>67280768
Flyers, Kongs and Chiraq, Panthers are this years Flames
Barkov is still elite tho
>>67280768
I feel like Winnipeg will make the playoffs next year. They have a very deep prospect pool and with the addition of Laine it just adds more scoring. Trouba Scheifele Ehlers Laine will have good years. Their blue line is actually pretty good too.
>>67280822
watch urself m8
i feel like Laine and Byfuglien would be good friends
if the shorks won stan lees owl would /hoc/ implode???
>>67280932
damn, I forgot how shitty that image was
younger me was a dumbass
>>67280909
"no"
>>67280972
hnnng
>>67280768
Wings gonna make a come back and win the cup this year
I didn't know /hoc/ had so many good goys
>>67281026
step your shit up. was fun
>>67281060
I cannot compete with the superior webm, I have failed you Milana.
PLEASE FORGIVE
>>67280768
habs, as long as price can stay healthy
How much affect on the caps will the orpik suspension have? Maatta being out only makes the penguins better desu, not saying I'm glad he's injured, he just turns the puck over a lot
Don't forget to vote for me senpai
>>67281240
>inb4 binland jumps in to claim maatta is the best defenseman on pitt
>>67281273
#NHL17Barkov
>>67278874
Anyone?
>>67281240
>losing your best defenseman makes you better
>>67278874
Blues @ Hawks last november. Hawks score five (5) goals in the 1st. Blues tie it up by the 2nd and win in OT. Social media intern posts update on instagram as seen in pic. this becomes a rally cry for the rest of the season.
>rally cry for the season is literally an autocorrect goof
>>67281240
Orpik being out only makes the Caps better as well. He was on ice for 4 of the 5 Penguins goals. He will likely be substituted for Orlov, who is faster and has a nice shot on him. So >we're actually getting an upgrade here. The Caps were prepared to lose a defender in the post-season.
We're all still waiting on that knee hit that Crosby put on Oshie in their last regular season game to be reviewed :^) Oshie went to the locker room right after that. I bet Crosby's got a big fine coming! :^) And, Letang, we didn't forget about you using your stick as a weapon at a Ranger, but maybe DOPS did! Lucky you!
>>67281287
>finnish
>best anything
>>67281287
how about how good trevor daley has been for the pens. Still cant believe shitcago took rob scuderi for him
>>67281321
St. Louis is still a no-cup meth town though
>>67281364
please stop posting
>>67281378
>flag
>post
>>67281364
Salty boyo bout his Caps going back to Washington down 3-1 :^)
>>67281418
Why don't you just embrace the league's favoritism for the Pens, buddy? That's sure what they want us to do.
>>67281463
You know, I've heard things about Penguins blowing series' leads before. That's not something that gets discussed, is it?
>>67281305
>was about to reply seriously
>saw the flag
almost got me finland
>>67281364
I guess your crybaby narc coach didn't send those tapes into player safety. But hey, he got Scheen suspended to start next regular season :DDD
>>67281508
>blowing a series lead against a team knowing for blowing a series lead
the universe is going to explode during this pens caps series
>>67281516
>being okay with goons unless a Cap does something of that nature
Didn't realize Bettman posted in /hoc/.
>>67281544
Caps are gooning it up hardcore this series. But they know thats the only way theyll win so I guess good for them
>>67281544
No I hate goons. I also hate coaches of goon teams being crybabies and lobbying hard by literally sending tapes into player safety of every hit they don't like.
>>67281533
I can barely imagine what would happen if the Penguins blew a 3-1 series lead against the Caps. The hockey world would lose their minds. Then again, this post-season has been filled with league-favorite teams getting eliminated.
>>67281396
Tallon is the reason chiraq is good.
>>67281579
>Seriously believing a team with 7 20-goal scorers needs to goon it up to win
>>67281665
>ovi has 7 SOG this whole series
Yeah, the capitals do. The penguins play way too fast for the caps, they need to goon it up and slow down the game
The great thing about Pens fans is that they will never accept their own short-comings. They seriously believe >they are the best in every aspect of the game.
>>67281665
>All those fluke goals Game 1
>Only score 1 goal against 5 defensive players and a backup goalie Game 2
The Caps offense is awful.
>>67281724
>talking shit on the craps means I'm a pens fag
enjoy not making it past the 2nd round like every year ever
>>67281724
no, >WE dont believe we're the best in every aspect of the game
WE however, are the hottest team in the NHL and thats a fact. Literally 21 wins out of their last 24 games including the playoffs. The whole team is just gelling right now. And the Back up goal tender just happens to be pretty ELITE tier as well
Caps cucks on suicide watch right now considering they thought they had the stanley cup locked up halfway through the season
>>67281703
What's your point? If you want to compare captains then Crosby has done literally nothing as well.
Is clogging up the neutral zone and preventing transitions a "goon" game to you? That's how you combat speed -- the only factor the Pens have. What a one-dimensional team and a pathetic, inbred fan base to go with it.
>>67281797
>believing Murray is elite
>thinking a hot hand in the regular season means you're going to win it all
Okay, buddy, enjoy the rest of your post-season.
>>67281803
3 games of suspensions and a fine disagrees
>speed is the only thing the pens have
that plus a ton of skill and more than one guy thats ever won something in his life
I'm a Caps fan and I wish I felt as confident as the rest of you guys
I'm on suicide watch basically fug
>>67281879
that's a lot of projecting you faggot
>rags resign raanta
probably going to be the only good move gorton makes this off-season tbqh, unless he somehow manages to get rid of girardi and/or staal
>>67281922
>rags
>>67281910
All you're doing is projecting your insecurities. It's okay to admit you've got an AHL squad team that's getting lucky. We're all friends here :)
>>67282054
have you ever watched a hockey game?
>>67282084
>basicallythis.jpg
>>67281896
you've been watching longer than just one season so you're being realistic
>>67281803
Malkin has scored more goals than Ovi has this series. Sorry that makes you Cap Cucks cry
>>67281879
>le hot teams dont matter lol
is this your first playoff in any sport ever?
>thinking murray isnt elite
yeah you're fucking delusional
>>67282101
>iphone
>says cuck
>shitposts with emoticons
why does he twitch?
>>67282054
I don't know m8, pretty embarrassing to get rekt by an AHL squad
I wish the >rags didn't lose so early. >ragsposting season has been too short this year tbqh
>>67282186
>that fucking face
I feel bad for Hank
>>67282154
He's trying not to cry because he knows he'll never win a cup
>>67282127
>Murray has a stretch of games where hes been good makes him elite
Kill yourself delusional pong faggot
>>67282229
>forgetting the shutout streak in AHL
>playing just as good as the guy you're backing up
>HURR HES NOT GOOD
Delusional
Hey guys what happened to Tom?
Reminder that one of the canadian flags is in toronto that bandwagons the flyers and thinks it's ok
>>67282054
>AHL squad team is out shooting the "best" team in the NHL
My fucking sides. Can't wait for the caps to lose so I can hear about them winning the presidents trophy
>>67282256
>AHL stats matter
Stopped reading
>>67282287
I mean, we can look at all the games he's played leading up and into the playoffs, but I think you'll still be just as assblasted as you are right now
is he elite?
>>67282306
I have no reason to be ass blasted you monkey. You're getting horny off a guy who has played a small amount of games. Does Andrew Hammond ring a bell? He was the hottest goalie at the end of last season and look what happened this year.
>>67282346
do all canadians forget what its like to cheer for a good team that also has good young players on it or just you?
What's its name again?
>>67282346
>I have no reason to be assblasted you monkey
you sure you arent anally perturbed right now?
>>67282391
stop trying to force this shit every thread.
>>67282346
What does Hammond have anything to do with Murray? You can't fucking well judge another goalie's performance based on some other goalie that just happened to have a good stretch of games.
The fact is that Murray is playing great for the Pens right now. It might be a different story next Fall, or it might not be.
Panarin for Calder anyone?
>>67282391
a fucking car is more relevant than your team is, how does that make you feel
>>67282417
>rookie
>>67282391
at this point, reddit
>>67282346
>hameme
he got exposed in the very first round by a pretty mediocre habs offense that was probably on the same level as the >rags offense, which murray was able to shut down
>>67282417
mcmeme will win
>>67282415
Holy shit that was my point finland. Learn to read.
>>67282494
your point was that you made a completely baseless comparison like an idiot?
>>67282494
We dont learn englan in schools
T :other
Post Americans
https://youtu.be/bqga_IPEgAk
LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE LAINE
>>67282576
PULJU PULJU PULJU PULJU PULJU PULJU PULJU PULJU PULJU PULJU PULJU PULJU PULJU PULJU PULJU PULJU PULJU PULJU
>>67282591
AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO
>>67282520
>rookie going on a hot streak isn't comparable
K
How does it feel knowing the shorks will meme their way to the stan lee bowl?
Laine is a beast
there has literally never been a raw product like him
I'm calling the bust now. Matthews will never be considered elite with the Leafs.
>>67282637
that's what happens when you play shitty teams
Every year I take for the Sharks and everyone laugh at me.
Now it's payback time
>>67282691
>Kings
>shitty
Top meme my good fat friend
>>67282686
t. Anal blasted Vanpooper fan
>>67282625
Aho is ridiciously underrated, if he can adjust to Na style he will be beast in the n h l
>riding train
>niggers get on
>they are paying music through speakers not headphones
just fucking why
>>67282637
They won't, its going to be the Poos.
San Jose is getting lucky Nashville pulls their goalie prematurely every game.
>>67282713
They lost a best of 7 series to SJ so yes they are
>>67282715
No, I'm a rectal pressured Habs fan
>>67282625
baby jesus
>>67282757
Oh I'm actually sorry for confusing you with a vanpooper subhuman.
>>67282725
is he coming over this year?
>>67282784
You hurt my feelings really bad but I forgive you my man
>>67282788
yes.
>>67282788
Probably
>one game tonight
>three games tomorrow
Caps Vs. Pens tonight
>>67282836
>>67282838
I wonder how much nhl time he'll get. I would guess a lot if he shows up with enough muscle
Sharks are really embracing that cat
>>67282894
the tampa vs isles games are so spaced out it hurts
>>67283097
the only way to get commiefornia to like things is say gays like it or make it a meme. They did the gay thing earlier in the year so now theyre becoming a bigger meme
>>67277218
did you see the goose from last night?
>>67283148
your life is a meme, faggot
>>67283148
its 2016 bro
>>67283132
I know this shit is killing me
>>67277836
How about NO?
>>67283097
So is Reddit
>analheim cucks
Does the english divegrass league even have playoffs? Or does the meme squad who comes in first at the end of the season win the munchy box trophy or whatever they get?
>>67283392
Turkey should have finished the job
>>67283419
mexicans pls go
>you now remember when Philadelphia curbstomped the hitchhiking robot
>>67283419
Just look at all of these pathetic banners.
>>67282576
>balding before you turn 18
>>67283482
Lol there were so many extra towels at game 1, how did these losers make it past the first round?
>>67283441
Not a mexican m80, just have no idea how that """""sport""""" works and all their threads are to retarded to even go near
>>67283502
He traded hair for the best shot in the world
>Edmundson and Brouwer scoring in the same game
>both former Moose Jaw Warriors
why haven't other teams cracked the code yet? The more Warriors on your team the better.
>>67283097
The only way to counteract choking is through memes. Hence this and the Finnish player they added
>>67282713
The kings are shitty. The perds are a really good and well balanced team though.
>>67282924
4-1 caps
>>67283502
this actually brings up an interesting question.
Would you trade your hair to be the best goal scorer in the world?(as Laine did)
>>67283588
>>67283502
>not wanting an increase in testosterone
How do we fix the Minnesota Wild?
Please keep the memes to a minimum and let's try to have actual hockey discussion.
>>67283740
Send Minnesota back to Canada...it's a worthless state anyway
>>67283725
>the reason I'm a baldfag is I'm just brimming with masculinity
>>67283740
HNNNNNG
>>67283725
It's not more testosterone that causes balding but a certain type of testosterone that some have and some don't
>>67283754
What did I say about memes?
>>67283763
same here, bro. All those hairqueens might as well check their cocks at the door.
>>67283786
we get it hahahah ebin ban evasion
>>67283740
do you think she shops at victoria secret or H and M? Also is Parise ever going to play again?
>>67283846
Moneybags is ded
Nikita Zaitsev officially signed with the laffers.
>>67283875
RIP his career
who will be ruined more in this draft? Pulju at CBJ or Matthews at THE CENTRE OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE????
>>67283965
RIP in jalapeños
>>67283833
le fuck off to ICanHazCheezburger, I'm just trying to talk hockey you fucking shit muncher
>>67283846
Hell play but I'm hoping it's not a JUST injury where he becomes Heatley tier
>LA Kings Stanley Cup wins with Slava Voynov: 2
>LA Kings Playoff series wins without Slava Voynov: 0(ZERO)
Doughty is just a Slav babby
>>67283988
i don't get this cbj will ruin pulju meme. he isn't some lazy skill player who doesn't like to back check and defend so it's not like Torts will hate him.
Will Sutter be the Kings coach next season ?
>>67283754
No thanks. We'd rather stick with the seven bad teams we already have
>>67284035
He just sort of has a hateable face tbhf.
>>67284014
Toronto feminists filed that police report and got voynov KHL'd
>>67284071
They call him "big 9" here in finland. Does any finn know what they mean by it?
>I dont think the preds will reverse sweep the shorks
>>67278554
>Implying the sharks haven't needed ref magic all playoffs
Literally PP babies
>>67284103
sinulle
>>67284056
Minnesota is a based state of hockey state anyway . We will keep it
>>67284136
Nashville needed massive refpuck to beat the Ducks tho
>>67284103
He is big and wears number 9
>>67284105
Jesus christ I want it to die!
>>67284172
looks like they're in a battle or ref magic then
>>67284195
Poopeepoo will. Sad and alone when Torts staples him to the bench so hard he makes like mid season Drouin.
>>67284014
I miss that wife beater so much right now.
>>67284045
Of course. Only fags want Sutter gone.
>>67284123
Would be funny but probably won't happen
>He uses white tape
Kek, trying to hide your blade are you bud? So you can do some sick dangles right?
>>67284014
He should be allowed back in, he literally just beat his wife, big deal, he's fucking russian, who cares
>>67284273
>473
>>67284273
nevar
>>67284292
I mean, his name is pretty much A Slav, the NHL should just be happy he didn't beat everyone else's wives too.
>rags
Is this a real PSA Binland?
>>67284941
It was (as far as I could understand) a joke.
Or at least I hope it is.
In any case most people just had a nice laugh about it.
>>67284941
No, here is the unedited version
https://www.riemurasia.net/video/Hieman-muokattu-versio-Ylen-videosta/178178
>>67284941
its times like this I wish we could post sound webms on all boards
>>67284105
I legit lol'd when I saw this, Laine looks like a semi normal person with Puljus face, but then you have Pulju with Laines face and derp levels go into maximum overload.
>>67285244
holy shit thats great
>rags
>>67285244
I'd like her to use the force on me, if you catch my drift
is barkov elite?
>>67285402
plz explain
>>67285389
p-put your name back on smuk-kun
>>67285450
:^)
>>67285440
I thought this looked like a dildo and I wanted her to force it into my orifices
>>67285402
Stellar drift?
>>67285416
He's an elite meme
>>67285664
what team will he win the cup with since it won't be the cats?
>yfw all the star players that will never win a cup leave their team to sign 1 year contractswith the las vegas lucky 7's the year of their expansion and and absolutely demolish all competition
what is their roster, /hoc/ ?
>>67285719
The Las Vegas Jokers of course.
>Barry Trotz in charge of not being butt bothered as fuck
>>67281397
>Meth
>Bud Light
Choose one.
Now do you see the plight of my people?
>>67285915
stop trying to force your shitty thread many posts early
>>67285915
still no
>>67286007
calm down james bond
I made this thread
>>67286191
If any of you autists could pick one center in the nhl to build your team around, who would you choose?
>>67286210
The other thread already has 90 posts
>>67286228
sidnye corsby
>>67286291
the other thread was made by a faggot spammer last night after this thread was already made. he wants us to post in his stupid frog thread so badly that I refuse to
>>67285287
>derp levels
>>67285254
Go to /wsg/, find the thread (that's always up) meant for crossposting and just link it here. We can all just hover and see/hear it
>>67285915
this is the superior choice
>>67285915
I'm already in this thread and it has diverse opinions and witty banter
best thread 10/10 already posting in it
>>67286210
warning, this thread is all cacapoopoopeepee
>>67286931
>p-please post in my thread g-guys
>>67287406
decide between these
>>67284027
