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Best thread
/binland/
I prefer this thread
>tfw this thread will 404 because of the filthy hot pocket eating janitor
I refuse to post in the atusim thread
>>67287837
this is nice thread
Post rare Skoda Cup winning celebration men
Who've you got in tonight's game boys. Muh bracket says the Caps got this despite Bill's great play.
>>67288262
Caps 4-1 or 4-2
>>67288262
I think Pittsburgh gonna win. They will score more goals.
>>67288262
I have a feeling like tonights game is gonna go to OT
>>67288354
But Holtby though...
>>67288262
I've got Barry Trotz not being able to coach due to severe asspain
>tfw you wake up in the morning, check the scores and see your favourite team lost
The whole day literally ruined
>>67288390
He is good. But I still think Pittsburgh is going to score more goals. 2-1.
>>67288354
Of course they'll score more goals since they have Phil Kessel, but how many will be waived off by bad offsides reviews and goalie interference?
>>67288565
I don't know. 3 is my best guess.
http://espn.go.com/blog/onenacion/post/_/id/3769/hockey-eyes-hispanic-fans-for-growth
>>67288661
I like it
just keep posting here
hey guys bumping the thread with an irrelevant picture
>>67288996
>hey guys bumping the thread with a relevant picture
>>67288943
new to hockey. why does that dude wave like a 2 year old child?
>>67289215
sorry we're not hiring at this time
>>67289164
>removing the label from your gatorade bottle
>>67289164
thats a big pizza, and a big girl too
>>67289278
is everyone in here as big of an asshole as you are?
>>67289332
most likely
>>67289332
Beat it, faggot.
>>67289355
I'm starting to understand why Hockey isn't growing as a sport, thanks for the insight
>>67289486
fug off
>>67289355
>>67289393
>>67289481
so Im guessing you guys also post on /pol/ a lot
>>67289486
if youre not a fan yet it means youre not rich and white so we don't want you
>>67289164
>this is a 10 in Philadelphia
>>67289503
mls soccer is growing faster than the NHL and I'm starting to see why. I guess I'd be bitter too if a bunch of hipster faggots were out-doing my sport
>>67289543
>posting anywhere but /hoc/ and /pol/
so it only took me 2 or 3 posts to figure this board out. That says a lot about you guys. Might want to reconsider your life choices.
>>67289671
Go back to where you came from. Literally nobody cares.
>mfw Blackhawks ticket prices finally go down next year
Aw yeah get fucked bandwagoners form naperville
>>67289215
He's the new Meme King of hockey so he's waving like the Queen.
>>67289738
this guy looks like a much gayer version of Matt Damon.
Are they related?
>>67289745
>dated a naperville bandwagoner in 2009
>i'm a flyers fan
confirmed worst human beings
>>67289879
this makes sense
River critter coming through lads
>>67290508
not gonna lie, thats pretty friggin cute
suomi desu
>>67290123
I hate the way they say to me, at least I won't get shot. As if living in the West side near the UC means I'll get shot. Suburbfags are the worst.
top tier memes about to hit this board lads
Who are the leicester of the NHL?
>leave pulju to me
>>67290684
here's the dankest critter in all of /hoc/
>>67291237
nobody cares semen slurper
>>67291237
The blue jackets, and they're gonna win with meme magic in the next couple years
>>67289428
what a fucking manchild
>tfw ecstatic af that the Shorks are making it happen but also keeping my expectations low because they've choked horribly in the past
>one team ties another team
>a different team wins
>there are not playoffs
Glad our sport doesn't suck 2bh
Are finns the most powerful race in the world?
>autism thread got rekt
>>67293232
fuck yeah this is clearly the superior video.
>>67293294
>>67293294
wtf I don't know why I said video I mean thread
>>67293426
>kiddos pretending divegrass matters
enjoy all your ties
>>67293526
thank god for controlled atusim
>>67291237
Wear the Shork, wear the teal pray they don't choke.
>>67293526
>being a pedo
>>67293678
sup other threads OP
>>67293756
>
I've seen you shit up plenty of threads for no reason. There's a lot more people than last OP who hate you
>>67293426
>a team that didn't even play today ""won"" the league cause another team had a tie
Fuck this semen slurping sport
/sp/ is exploding again
hold me pls
>>67293867
If only you weren't on a phone you could do something about it
>>67289284
The worst part is he didn't even do it cleanly, he just tore it like some kind of animal
>>67287663
but thats not lundpads
>Cucknadians suck at hockey now
>suddenly zero Cucknadian flags in /hoc/
>Cucknadians on spee pretend like they don't care about hokkei
>>67287663
>implying that's Hank
That's inferior Finnish goaltending right there
>>67294153
I like hockey
>>67294245
I like you
>>67294124
youre the first person to realize that after this long
>>67294242
congrats you read his post and now everyone knows youre stupid
>>67294153
>ywn make a diving td catch from brett favre while wearing a perfect pair of jeans in what appears of be a friendly outdoor game of touch football but is actually the championship game of a high stakes worldwide win-or-die underground football league
>>67294348
>his jersey says Raanta front and center
Wew lad eat a dick
>>67294449
well he got pulled half the games so who knows who was ever in net fr them
>>67294153
The Wheats Kings will win the WHL championship over Seattle. If America cucks >us out of winning the teenage hockey championships too I will off myself. Cap it fag.
>>67294613
this phone post screams reddit
Swag is for boys, class is for men
>>67294693
A FUCKING GO KART
>>67294753
Please, it's called moped car
>>67294693
>those driving gloves
every time
>>67294693
https://youtu.be/qsNKoqfCdYs
>>67294693
Aren't those the cars for kids who don't quite have a license yet?
>>67294795
I used to have to park my car outside and drive it at 7am when it was 0 degrees. I don't pretend to know what finland's weather was last month but if it was pretty cold I don't blame him
>>67294693
>that girl is balding harder than Laine
>>67294821
No match for Pulju and his green bike
>>67294863
Yep
>>67294918
Beat me to it
kek
KEK
>>67294931
https://youtu.be/GPnQaxA5uk4
>>67295003
Based. Those are some sweet wheels.
>>67294683
>Phone post
Your jailbait hockey teams are shit fag.
>>67294909
IF IT'S SO COLD OUT THEN HOW COME THIS FUCKIN' BADASS RIGHT HERE >>67295003
DOESN'T NEED GLOVES WHILE HE CRUISES IN ON HIS SWEET FUCKIN' TEN SPEED?
>>67295003
>Aho is left off by probably his parent
>Laine comes with moped car
>Pulju with bicycle
Which is you?
come on in boys, wagon has plenty of room
>>67294951
>youll never have a squad of girls wanting your autograph after you hop off your bike
>>67295187
so does the sap center
>>67295168
>there are people in this thread without a proper drivers license
Why do you even live?
>>67295168
do you have to be 30 to drive a car there?
>>67295238
I was at game 4 of round one and it was fucking packed, I have been to games for years regular season and playoffs and it seems to always be at 85% capacity or more
is big bull Koskinen in the net against USA tomorrow?
>>67295317
Propably
>>67295261
I can still take Uber. It sucks but eventually I'll get off my lazy ass and stop shitposting long enough to go to driver's training. Just need to wait for the Stanley Cup to finish.
>>67291246
I love Torts. Guy's hilarious and says what he thinks. Fuck all these limp wristed bloggers that can't handle some bantz.
>>67295344
underage ban
>>67295075
More Pulju on his green bike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrG9emxXWiY
>>67295344
>taking uber
>not driving your own car
lmao @ ur life
>>67295261
>>67295275
which was you* come on you knew what i meant. Those guys are under 18.
>>67295419
I'm 27
>>67295437
I'll get one eventually. I don't even leave my house enough to need one right now but that will soon change.
>>67295479
max?
>>67295479
>but that will soon change
I doubt it
>>67295446
I was only refering to people in this thread, not to those guys.
With that said:
>Being driven by you parent if your under 20 and live with them: Okay
>Riding your bicycle: Okay
>Having a moped car: Never okay
>>67295419
>>67295437
I don't know about the US but in Helsinki you can live without a driver's quite easily.
t. have driver's license but haven't driven a car in over 5 years
What's the top speed on one of those ludicrous nordic child cars anyway?
>>67295344
Good luck. It's easy to just keep putting it off, set at date and get it done
DAD DAD DAD
>>67295549
The same is true for most major US cities. There's that joke from Futurama (nobody drives in NY because there's too much traffic). But even in some major cities you'd still need a car.
Sounds like this faggot is a loser who lives in mom's basement though
>>67295344
>not driving to work in a hatchback to a 6 figure salaried business job where you post on 4chan all day everyday
>>67295577
45 km/h
>>67295549
I'm mid 20s and I've lived downtown in a major city for a few years now. now that I work downtown so don't drive to work I haven't driven a car except for weekends in over a year and its very strange.
remember USA is bigger than europe we're spread out and we drive everywhere
>>67295642
hahahahaha
>>67294117
it's really unsettling
>>67295510
Nah
>>67295531
It can. I alternate between being a shut in NEET and having an exciting life. What makes the difference is living in a place with a nice warm climate where I can walk everywhere or use decent enough public transportation. When winter comes life stops, then when it's done I'm fat and lazy.
>>67295642
What is that in real units?
>>67295685
And they caneasily cost over $20 000, since they are made in so few numbers or something like that. It's really a ridiculous waste fo money
>>67295714
That is the real unit. Try google for memeperial system
>>67295646
>we're spread out and we drive everywhere
Finland isn't exactly tightly packed either.
Which makes it insane that driving and owning a car is so expensive here.
>>67295765
20 grand for one of those is crazy
This triggers the ameridumbs
>>67295768
we like big stores and shopping centers so we only have to go into one store to get everything so, so our grocery stores and such things are huge. for that to happen they need to be a bit away from houses, plus zoning laws don't allow commercial stores near houses. remember everyone also needs a big yard for the american dream so its more spread out.
shopping is a 10 minute drive here rather tan 10-30 minute walk because we segregate housing and shopping and working. public transit doesnt exist outside of cities because cars are so cheap
>>67295850
>only 5 gears
yes it idoes
>>67295850
>bragging about using inferior technology
>yuropoors
Check out Laine's new wheels, guys
>>67295850
Most men here drive both. Stick when we're young and poor then an auto when we're older, have money, and want to chill. Sports cars are an exception of course.
>>67295850
Learned to drive one when I was 15 Pekka
I bet you're 25 and don't even have a license
>>67295846
Yep, especially considering you'll only drive for at most 3 years before getting a real car. And I can only imagine that the value of it depreciates quite a lot during those three years
Is Jiri Huddler white?
>>67296080
It looks like someone tried to model a car after the A wing
>>67296191
nice reddit filename
Is Tampa the most cucked team in the league?
>>67295850
Enjoy that meme transmission when you're in a traffic jam
>>67296446
>no_stamoks_news.jpg
>o-oh w-well we don't need him anyway
yes
>>67296446
>when your team needs apparel restrictions to ensure they don't look bad on TV
Absolutely
>>67296859
high test
>>67296915
another thing ruined by you
>>67294693
That is like instant death if you get in an accident
>>67296859
Your sister's gotten even fatter since the last time I fucked her
Caps win 4-1 today. So far predicted 1/2 correctly(this series)
>>67297160
>mad
>at thick
>>67297271
confirmed pens win. sweet.
>>67297185
*crickets*
I'm sick of this two days between games bullshit. I know it's good and helps Stralman get back at some point in the series but waiting for games is so god damn boring.
>>67297329
stralman sucks. also your basebore image says you like boring things.
>>67297367
I actually hate baseball and Stralman is one of the best defensemen in the league.
>>67297380
XD ban evasion avatarring is ebic
>>67297394
maybe dont post basebore images then
>>67297480
How the fuck is it a baseball image? It has a picture of three Lightning players, their coach, their logo, and it says NHL. In fact this fucking image is from 2011 it used to have Vinny, St. Louis, Stamkos, and Guy Boucher on it. Somebody changed it to Tyler Johnson, Bishop, and Cooper and then I put Kuch on it shortly after the playoffs started.
Tampa Bay is going to win the cup and there is nothing your faggot team can do about it. Looking at you pongs. Islels swept in 5.
>>67297565
origin
>>67297662
P U B L I X
U
B
L
I
X
Zaitsev
Mathews
Stamkos
another top 5 pick next season
get fucked
>>67297891
If you're a laffs fan you don't need to get fucked, you're already there.
>>67297891
Fuck Stamkos. Let someone else overpay for him.
>>67297887
>>67297662
Stop forcing your shity unfunny non memes
>>67297891
What can you tell me about Zatisev? I've heard that he's quite the sniper
>>67298008
>defenseman
>sniper
Subtle
What color tape do you use and how do you tape your stick?
You do play hockey, right?
>>67298000
What kind of pathetic faggoty little bitch gets mad at a measly little sandwich? Are you mentally ill?
>>67297936
kek
>>67298021
Well, a guy has to meme somehow.
He looks like a finn though
We're winning the cup. I don't care what any of you stupid /hoc/ faggots say. You had Detoilet taking us in your bracket. Your opinion is worthless.
>>67298050
Usually white. Black is boring and other colours are degenerate while white is pure and beautiful
>>67298113
>all disney scf
>>67298000
Publix isn't a meme. It's a way of life
>>67298050
whats hockey
>>67298050
I use pic related
t. proud Canadian
But naw I use black tape because I feel like it gives the goalie a fraction a second less to pick up the puck off the shot. I tape heel to toe for spin and I wax the crap out of it and take a torch to it to melt the wax into the tape so it lasts longer
>>67298050
What is this "hockey"?
I'm here only for the dankest memes available.
>>67298050
White, heel to toe like a normal autist
>>67298050
>tfw you're an ex nhl player and nobody will ever know who you are
>>67298326
You probably sucked
>>67298326
>that new of a filename
no
>>67298050
I use black heel to toe, not toe wrap. For the Knob I just do like 5 passes at the top and then 5 or 6 going down. I also like non grip sticks
>>67298326
Off to bed you go Gretzky
do the caps have a chance?
>>67298406
That's no way to talk to Jeremy "The Unbearable Autist" Roenick
>sabretooths are bottling it again
Pretty comfy thread when all the redditers are jerking off over divegrass
>>67298580
imagine how much better it would be if you werent here
>>67298528
Roenick is a proxyfag?
who /ALLCAPS/ here?
>>67298695
You have to go back.
>>67298828
>phone poster
>has fedoras saved
seems right
>>67296071
>bragging about using inferior technology...
>saving gas and money
>controlling your vehicle
>power downshift for accelerating
>being forced to use both hands and feet to avoid distraction
>>67296505
>not knowing about clutch modulation
>not skilled enough to drive a literal fucking car.
Automatics are for beardless suburban pussies and dumb female drivers.
>>67298863
Upvoted
>>67298747
I assume it's either him or BizNasty
>>67298922
I see a pattern in your posts. how boring is school?
Karlsson to sweep the Norris
and Loui to win Lady Bing
I watched two hockey games this weekend and it was pretty fun desu
>>67299168
https://youtu.be/4--iEOftLZ4
>>67298326
I bet you're Brian McCabe.
Anyone seen Zaitsev play? How bad is he
>>67299168
Watch the penguins. They're assholes and skate well and fast. You should enjoy both!
>>67299205
has he played in north america yet? if not you can go fuck yourself
I should be sleeping lads
>>67299157
>Loui to win Lady Byng
In your dreams
>>67299263
well I'm a straight male and I just used a blow dryer on my hair since I'm growing it out and it makes it look better
breadman, mcmeme and ghostmeme are the finalists boys
>>67299295
>barkov
>gentlemanly conduct combined with a high standard of playing ability
kek
KEK
>>67299263
Game isnt for another 30 atleast, Finnbro
>>67299350
>24 year old can win the calder
it's rigged for mcmeme anyway even though he was kill
>>67299394
Yeah I have to agree it's absurd that a 24 year old can be a rookie, and we all know it's rigged for mcbust
>>67299417
>>67299394
Buttboy throwing Canada a bone
>Olli Glassman Määtä is injured again
>>67299447
fuck off retard
>filip forsberg didn't win the calder
>>67299475
>an internet post has made this man angry
>he responds with a youtube comment
That'll teach him to step on your turf
>>67299259
but why
I usually make the penguins games this year but so far nbc has been dirty lying faggots and told me the game starts 30 minutes before it actually does. does anyone know if puck drop is 8-8:15 or later than that tonight?
I will make the thread before I run to the bar to watch the first period there, just curious what time I should go to it
>>67299558
9:45
>>67299550
Meme
>3 games on at the same time tomorrow
what do you mean by this?
pens caps
>>67299664
>>67299664
>>67299664
>>67299581
what a good post
>>67299715
B
U
T
T
>>67299715
>mfw all 3 on intermission at the same time
>>67298879
shifting is really an inconvenience in city driving traffic or in neighborhoods with stop signs at every corner. Shifting up and down every 3 seconds isn't saving you any gas, and is hard on your transmission anyway. Especially if you have a lapse in judgment and STALL which contrary to tryhards like yourself does happen to people driving a stick, we've all seen it happen. Humans make mistakes, giving humans more control allows for more human error.
It is literally inferior technology unless you are drag racing on a strip, its basically like djs who still cling to vinyl just because its older even when newer technology is better and more flexible.
Just shut up you tryhard faggot. Your average European doesn't even know how to drive at all and doesn't own a car until they are 30+.
Who is the Leicester City of hockey?
>>67299875
If the new Las Vegas team somehow went on a magical run to the cup then that would be it, but as it stands there isn't one
>>67299875
>>67299906
>phone posters
>dive grass
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwmTA8S3wlc
Capitals vs Penguins stream here
>>67300146
Reported. I will be coordinating carefully with Gary himself to interrupt it at the most inopportune times.
>>67300288
It's more likely youtube's shitty infrastructure will do that for you without any intervention
>>67299837
>arguing against a cheaper and mechanically simpler solution
Enjoy being cucked by the transmission shop
M C M E M E
C
M
E
M
E
>>67299816
mfw they all go to OT at the same time
>Kikel not even a finalist for the Calder
Who will save American hockey
THE BREADMAN AS THEY CALL HIM
>>67300634
THE BREDDITMAN
unexpected
>>67300489
You on the right, me in your hand
blackhawk fans are already jumping off the bandwagon
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/popular-blackhawks-blog-shuts-down-after-team-s--indefensible--actions-212216024.html
>It's a pretend McDavid had a good season season
>>67300687
>franchise
so you guys are all literally customers?
>>67300808
>mfw they give calder to mcmeme despite playing half a season when ghost bear literally tok a shit franchise and carried them to the playoffs
for the record, giving it to """""rookie""""" breadman is also an insult to the trophy
not even a flylel fan
>>67300768
Finally we don't have to be the reddit bandwagon team anymore and you fucking idiots can shut up about us.
whelp, lets see if the Blues make my heart ache again after the first period
>>67300862
>an authorization granted by a government or company to an individual or group enabling them to carry out specified commercial activities, e.g., providing a broadcasting service or acting as an agent for a company's products.
>Mfw the blose somehow fuck this shit up and don't give hockey a final showdown vs the shorks where one team MUST go to the scf
>>67300868
>giving the calder to a player that wasn't even good enough to make his team out of camp
dah blues will fug it up somehow, its the life >we live
>>67300981
>he actually thinks this matters
>>67301061
>posting from your phone
>using a tumblr .gif
>>67301061
ghost bear sucks and youre a bad poster
>>67300981
>mad at ghost bear
>>67301129
>mad
>at phones and tumblr
A little sad 2bh
>>67300925
>for a company's products
lamao
>>67301191
what's funny is I think you're serious about this post
>>67301191
>phone posters are proud tumblr posters
what are your pronouns? Xi, xir and xem?
>>67301191
You kids with your phones and bloggity blogs! In my day we posted emo poetry on our live journals and if you wanted to watch hockey you needed cable TV! Don't even get me started about AOL Instant Messenger.
>>67301236
>>67301241
They fell for the b8
It's too late to save them
>>67301275
>i was just pretending to be retarded
hard to play that card when you're supporting a >flurrs player
Why do the islanders and lightning bother playing? It doesn't even matter who wins because they're going to slaughtered in the ECF
>>67301174
that thing looks familiar
> ghost bear over eichel, Larkin, and domi
>>67301644
detoilet niggers mad as fuck
>two finnish busts will be drafted in the top 3
When will teams stop falling for this meme?
>>67301680
Larkin would be a candidate if he hadn't fallen off so hard after the asg, buy ghost bear really didn't do anything that incredible
>>67301644
>mcdavid over any of those players (including ghost)
>>67301627
NHL is cucked if Panarin doesn't win Calder.
dat cherry chinese dragon suit
swiggity swag
>>67301853
>24 year old """"""rookie""""""
I fucking hate Mike Millbury he's such a faggot
Morning my fellow hockey fans. Whose gonna win the Calder and why will McDavid win it for a retarded reason
ALRIGHT!
NOW LISTEN TO ME KIDS, THIS GUY
THIS GUY HERE do we have the tape?
THERE WE GO! THIS GUY HERE HE'S A HEART AND SOUL KINDA GUY
THIS IS THE KINDA GUY YOU WANT ON YOUR TEAM
>we've got to wrap it up, don
NO! NOW LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL YA
YOU CAN'T WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS WITHOUT GUYS LIKE THIS
>we're out of tim-
I'M ALMOST DONE! IN TODAY'S NHL YOU NEED HEART AND SOUL AND YOU NEED GRIT
THESE KINDA GUYS WHO KEEP THEIR STICKS ON THE ICE AND CAN FIGHT WHEN THEY NEED TO!
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON ALL YOU FOLKS OUT THERE WHO JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND FIGHTING!
OK, THAT'S IT
>heh, you've been watching hockey night in canada
>on rogers
>>67301754
What's so special about Rogers arena
>>67302014
kippers
Don Cherry is a senile old man
>>67302121
SAY THAT TO MY FACE NOT ON THE INTERNETS ALRIGHT
>>67302211
IT"S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
>>67302014
>he doesn't know
>>67302705
That's a good edit
>>67301680
Being from Detroit I know that the league will never give a fuck about anything the Red Wings do, it doesn't matter how debatable it is it's just not happening. I can't get mad at them trying as hard as they can to salvage the hype, I can laugh though.
Can I get a
>rags
for old time sake fämäläm?
>>67303652
>rags
It's never old t͏͏b͏͏h
>rags
It's a transcendent and timeless statement of a fact that shall always stand
>rags
Shit team
>rags
Shit goalie
>rags
Shitty playoff record
>rags
Shit fans
>rags
>>67303652
>rags
>>67301978
Why hasn't he been banned yet? I thought Canada was progressive, and he's just a redneck nationalist.
>>67299350
>McMeme played half the season
>Ghostmeme played 3/4th's
>The Breadman played 80 games
McMeme wins because hockey writers are idiots and can't stand Americans and Russians winning all the major awards
Fuck off.
The fact mcdavids name is even thought of for the Calder is a joke of its own. Literally the nhl is forcing the meme player of the century to stardom despite being desperately out played by other players and missing a large portion of the season.
>>67303827
> no larkin
Absolutely a shit show that's rigged.
Rookie with most points should be the winner it's really that simple.
"Rev up the >rags" was my favorite post in the rags elimination day collage.
>>67303903
So then d-men and goalies can't win it?
At least no one will say the Caps offense is good in any capacity ever again.
>>67303977
I'm really just triggered mcmeme is even in the running. Missed alot of the season and got out played by other rookies. He's only in the finals cause of meme hype
>>67303827
Panarin wins you goof. The 45 year old rookie has it in the bag.
>>67304039
To be fair to mcmeme he was more than PPG on that garbage squad in the games he did play. He shouldn't win, but he is good despite all the annoying hype
>>67304039
Anon he was 3rd in the entire league for ppg. He was legit when he played. He deserves to be in the top 3 but winning it is a stretch.
>>67304039
He's the only one not on a playoff team and still went over 1ppg. He's much more impressive than Larkin. Fuck, I would still pick Eichel over Larkin this year because down the stretch, Eichel kept going and Larkin cooled off.
>>67304159
If you think about it, this was one of the best years in terms of Calder candidates. I could name like 5 more in addition to those nominated.
>>67304207
what a great year in general for rookies altogether
>parayko
>fabbri
>donskoi
>eichel
>domi
>mcdavid
>ehlers
>duclair
>hanifin
>ghostbear
>korpisalo
>hellebuyck
>murray
>>67303977
they will get a wink and a nod like ghostbear
but much like the """""defenseman""""" of the year award, it will go to the one with the highest points
>>67304159
>>67304207
It really bothers me that eichel wasn't in the running. I felt he deserved the nod over mc meme
damn, murray is ugly as fuck
>>67305239
He's Laine tier desu
>>67305295
goddamn fins are ugly
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NOT AGAIN
This sucks. I hate the pens so I'm rooting for the caps but I know they're pretty fucked.
>>67305381
>>67305441
>pongs win
>no ppg for pongs
>no points for oshie
awwwwwww yeaaahhhhhh
>let's just sit back and let a team full of all stars blow their collective load on Murray
happy for the W but god damn...
Go Pens
apologize
OK now that the game is over, will Letang get a suspension?
>>67305519
he loved it ;)
>>67305537
Millbury said yes so probably
>>67305552
fuck that faggot, I don't listen to anything he says
>>67305537
>Skill players getting suspensions
Too skilled, dindu nuffin.
>>67304329
no Larkin?
>>67305572
hey reddit
>>67305572
He's a fat douche but he puts a lot of pressure on shekelman with his his mouth.
Will Lundshit be literally inconsolable when they take away his XXXXL pads?
>>67299875
Winnipeg next season
>Mfw Justin Schultz hatty in game 4
>craps
>>67305685
>my pool when
>>67305537
Probably 1 game to appease the morons
Who /longformcensus/ here?
CAN'T WORRY THE MURRAY
>>67299837
I've driven stick in traffic. I told you once, it's called clutch modulation. Also you can save gas by shifting early and coasting(or light gas) in a higher gear, or just neutral.
Actually, automatics would shift more. The only difference is it automatically shifts for you, without being able to stop it. And, nobody ever shifts their automatic into neutral to coast.
Not sure why I'm responding, but here's a (you) for trying.
>>67305808
>86% to 76% in 15 years
Not long until pic related is true
>>67305552
Milbury is a jagoff homer
>>67305537
Exact same as orpik. The hits are almost identical.
>>67305885
Embarassing your country m8 just stop
>>67305885
>The hits are almost identical.
>elbow vs shoulder
>extremely late vs. barely late
Craps gonna crap
Capitals just got meme'd on so hard holy shit. Pens in 6
>>67305903
>>67305909
He gets 3
>>67305950
I'll be so fucking pissed if he gets even one. Standard interference call.
>>67305965
He's getting suspended anon.
>>67305950
Caps never get to round 3
>>67288390
That Murray though...
>>67305983
Just because of Orpik. That's dumb. I'll believe it when I see it.
>caps
>caps thoroughly dominate the whole game
>still find a way to lose, only get close when they pull their goalie
How do the pongs keep getting away with it?
>tfw letang owed you two weeks worth of hot dogs and he gets fined $2500 and can't get em to you
>>67306146
caps gameplan seems to be whipping shots directly into murray's pads
Caps fan here
Watching caps post game is pissing me off. The same people who were defending orpik or piss off about the suspension are now calling the hit on mojo dirty
Every game ovechkin take three or four strides and "finishes" his check after the puck is passed away but tonights hit was dirty because it was late by a second?
Also I hate the fact that when tall players hit a manlet its always called dirty. Unless mojo gets checked shoulder to shoulder, any check square on the chest is gunna hit him in the jaw/face.
I thought it was a good playoff style hockey play. Don't wanna get checked keep your head up and play smarter
Also fuck penguins and all that
>>>/b/682370891
holy shit people are actually using this /hoc/ meme unironically
>>67306146
The >pongs didn't even try after they went up 2-0.
>>67306189
/hoc/ memes have the ability to transcend space and time
>>67306157
>tfw Bill taking out his no hot dog frustrations on Ovenchicken
>>67306189
>/b/
Fuck outta here kid
>>67306235
>ovi took my hot dog voucher
>i'm going to fight that ruskie fuck
>>67306189
>tfw these mentally ill people will never get the help they need because we need to be 'accepting' of them
>>67306260
>>67306235
>>67306157
Letang told bill that Wilson had hotdogs in the locker room and that's why he was getting chippy with him
>>67306263
of those who go through the whole thing, I wonder how many have regrets
>tfw The penguins build a wall and make the capitals pay for it
>>67306235
>>67306260
>everyone thought it was sid vs ovi
>its actually I AM A REAL AMERICAN vs I MUST BREAK YOU
>>67306285
>the hot dogs will be mine
>i'll score a hatty if i have to
>>67306189
>the Detroit spammer actually really is into trannies
What a shocker
>>67306166
Sounds like what the Red Wings did with Ben Bishop.
>>67306292
oxford study had like 20% regretting in poll, 40% attempted suicide, and some high number like 70%+ were recommended to therapy to deal with depression
>>67306360
I can't wait until he gets blown the fuck out by the smaller pads 2bh
>>67306219
>transcend space and time
>post picture of spacetime
>>67306325
I'm the Detroit spammer. I'm not into trannies, I don't go to /b/ and I don't use an iphone.
>>67306393
That's a galaxy anon
>>67306399
No I'm the Detroit spammer!
>>67306413
..... Which is permeated by?
>>67306174
People are going to be hypocrites.
In the past, the status of the victimized player largely played a role in the suspension. Now they want to change that? The guy Letang hit did not get concussed on a borderline hit. END OF STORY. Just fine him. Otherwise, they need to suspend a lot of people in the playoffs for bad boardings. For any borderline hit like this.
And you're right, Ovi's charging all over the place and never gets called for it.
I'm the Detroit spammer
>>67306424
Meta shitposting is the best.
I'm the Detroit spammer
Could the real Detroit spammer please stand up?
I invented the tranpa gay meme. I am a lifelong fan of the Chicago Blackhawks. Go Islanders.
I'm the Detroit spammer
>>67306381
You're going to be very upset when he's still putting up some of the best numbers in the league.
>>67306480
Me too! My favorite team is the Los Anaheim Pred Wings!
>>67305808
got mine in the mail
filled out white (european canadian) catholics on my form
>>67306486
lel, his five hole is going to be AS BIG AS A HOUSE
>>67306486
Is Lundqvist going to retire? Will he even make it the whole season without his pads?
>>67306433
God
I wish the Detroit spammer used a tripcode. I want to call him a yankee.
How mad are you going to be when kessel puts his hotdogs in the cup?
Price wasn't really injured, he was actually secretly training with the new equipment
he's gonna have the best season ever played by a goaltender
>>67301978
>>67302211
I love don from the depths of my heart
>>67306509
>lying to the government
Off to the camps with you
Post butt first
>>67306586
>replying to two of my posts
>using a screencap i took
I love him too namefag
>>67306589
form says it's an offense to not complete the survey
didn't say it was an offense for lying
then again, probably better to say i'm an abo for muh free benefits. trudeau gonna give $8.2B next year to those 1.4 million abos
>>67306638
Cherry time?
>>67306666
spooky quads means better complete the survey
>>67306666
You on the top me on the bottom
>>67306676
Aren't you a bruinsfag?
>>67305903
Burger is right, bud.
>>67306711
y-yes
Do yall think poopoopeepee menes on hoc
>>67306759
it's alright we both suck
>>67306759
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11uFDrW4Lbr
>>67306832
He can't speak English
>>67298050
black and toe to heel. I don't use wax but i kinda want to. is it worth it?
>>67306862
>implying that would stop him from posting stuff like
>rags
>>67298050
Just tonsil hockey with your sister
>>67306836
WC was fun though :^)
>>67306862
>Laine can speak it
>memelord can't
>>67306947
>it had to be Condon
>>67307019
That was a good game for him but honestly I feel bad for for the guy. Coming out of the fucking ECHL he would have been a good backup but just couldn't shoulder a season's worth of work behind all the injuries and this fucking system. You guys are going to keep julien though right? I've heard that some bruinsfags are calling for his head, but who would replace him?
Possible lines. How much are we going to style on you?
geese
>>67307272
Ya we're keeping Claude, I don't really know who we'd hire. We're on the tale end of this roster, like our entire defense is either to young or needs to retire. Not really the couch's fault for our massive fucking choke
>>67305533
We have the last centurion on our side?
>>67288661
spic hockey fan here.
Hockey is sort of like soccer and it syncs up nice with the MLB off season
geeses
>tfw Pens vs Shorks in the finals
>>67307425
Honestly can't wait lad. I just have this feeling pens are winning it all
>>67307308
how many cups for laine and pulj collectively, when its all said and done my friend??
>>67307308
ya but >Finnish goaltending
leave Shittsburgh to us
>>67307415
>>67307353
I like this goose better
>>67307415
>>67307353
Can you do a Lightning vs Islanders one?
>>67307382
Yeah I feel like you guy have some serious decisions to make defence-wise, not to mention, memes aside, that you can't close out a season. It's funny actually during the darkest depths of the habs season the only other hockey fan I was working with was a brooonsfag and he'd give me shit and then I moved and never got to see him eat crow as he was sure you'd make the postseason
>>67307487
>implying the islanders don't meme you out
Pens will outmeme the islanders
hey the penguins won
>>67307605
Lightning have dominated the Islanders since period 3 of game 1 and that will continue until the sweep in 5 is complete.
>>67307487
bring it bb
>>67307636
>hagelin-bonino-kessel as your third line
>>67307466
I don't know man. Just hoping for the best.
Dubs checkd
>>67307471
That's right bro
>>67307513
gooses
last geese
>>67307548
lmao you gotta find him. Chara needs to either start wrecking kids like he used to or retire and go home to whatever planet he's from. Krug needs to learn not to shoot at the goalie's fucking chest too like come one you manlet
Who won?
>>67307658
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Complete casual here
>my face when Backstrom gets a suspension from kneeing Letang in the back of the head while Letang on gets a fine for his hit
>>67307739
Good thing. They're damn effective. If the >pongs had better defencemen we wouldn't even be talking about anyone else winning the cup.
>>67307707
What the fuck are you guys going to do with Chara anyway? I mean, I hate that god damn fucker but he's got a NMC until what 2018? He's old and slow and only good for a turnover. kek, good luck with that ugly giraffe
>>67307712
memes
>>67307739
D E P T H
E
P
T
H
they have an Olympian on 3/4 forward lines
>>67307795
I was hoping he was gonna retire this year but as long as he intercepts Subban passes mid air for the future Byng winner i'll live with it i guess
>tfw you didn't get into hockey until your early 20's
>tfw you wish you could go back in time and play hockey as a kid
>>67307778
>had better defencemen
They don't need them.
pic related
>>67307869
>tfw he gets drafted by Trump to serve on the Mexican border
>>67307848
We'll see I guess, hope him fucking up leads to some goals
So which of Isles or Pongs will win the ECF?
>>67307947
>Im a week from 16
I have a feeling if/when letang gets suspended the caps are going to take control of the series and win it. Letang is really valuable tbhfam
>>67307806
Memes always win
>>67307947
Underaged b&
>>67307980
I dunno, the caps just can't score when it matters
The lightning will not win because they are going to honky's house
>>67307929
For sure he'll continue to give that death stare when he fucks up and not talk to reporters when he gets into Chara smash mode though, thats pretty funny
>>67307980
It was a clean hit
>>67307636
This would be a >fun series imo
>>67308042
Don't know why I posted this beauty but have some more
>>67307947
Bye
>>67307980
I think Washington can't score enough goals to win this series.
>>67308048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khhXXvTf4Os
hope you guys don't mind rats
>>67306509
>artificially inflating white numbers
Don't know if that's good or bad
>>67307947
>telling people you're 15 on 4chan
>>67308128
>Canadian "athletes"
>>67308218
ballast m8, he's a manlet
>>67307980
Dirty Plays
>WSH: Wilson kneeing, Orpik hit, Backstrom knee, Carlson crosscheck after goal, Williams kick at the end of the game (on Letang)
>PIT: Letang hit a guy sorta high & sorta late
Gonna REEE so hard if they suspend Letang
>>67308245
enjoy your REEE:ing
go pens
>>67307457
dont take it away
Duck is a NOT VERY GOOD mene. Do not post or I WILL contect the meme police
Hey guys.
>>67308437
Howdy partner
>>67308432
who will stop me
>>67308484
Howdy.
You seem nice. We will still build wall, but we'll pay for it.
>>67308499
>ducks are already an NHL team
>rags fans so destroyed that their team is so irreverent they try to rebrand themselves
god i feel sorry for you guys
>rags
>>67308545
New thread
>>67308539
>Tranpa Gay
>>67308554
post it early again and yulia won't support you
>>67308539
Who is this cutie pie :3
