/147/ - Snooker World Championship Final thread #2
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Final (best of 35 frames)
Sunday 1 May - Monday 2 May
Sessions at 14:00 and 19:00 on both days
Ding Junhui (Chn) 3 v 7 Mark Selby (Eng)
press f
first for mark 'the shark' selby
>tfw no chinese snooker gf
Again a second /147/ thread. What a world we live in.
someone get ding a pair of slippers
>>67262644
1, 2
I have an OP image for tomorrow if we need it lads, spent all evening perfecting it.
>>67262643
>Nickname
The Jester from Leicester
Mark the Shark,
The Hoover,
Sat-Nav Selby,
The Torturer,
Stickability Selby
kek
what's your favourite /147/ meme been this year lads
mine is when we pretend that "the yellow" refers to asian players
>>67262666
saved. will use it tomorrow when I make the thread
>>67262666
Britain confirmed for gay Satan.
>>67262666
Oh. My God.
Becky, look at that butt
>>67262694
Blorkins
Do you think this event will make chinese girls like me more for being an english man
"oh you rike snooka? ding numbah 1 GO GO GO!!*
>>67262596
Im currently at the crucible watching this match live. Roll quads and I strip naked and run and hug ding
>>67262694
mine's the one where we pretend selby is boring
Hope you lumped on ding lads
>>67262666
Anons in the background
>>67262694
Gotta give these players a chance
>>67262727
Nah Dota is what really gets the chinese girls hot
>>67262596
>not using some of the OC from the last thread for the op image
> A 26-episode cartoon series Dragon Ball No.1 by Beijing-based D5 Studio, based on Ding's growth from a shy boy to a snooker star, was broadcast on TV in 2010
link?
>>67262694
2015: Bing
2016: Ding
>>67262762
your prayers dont have a prayer
Feel like Dings finding his form from the last match now
*Touch wood* aka my penis right now
along with selby and choking whats holding ding down? for me its cue ball control, its cliche as fuck but hes making it harder for himself
>>67262863
yes the chinese authorities had time to pump him full of betablockers
>>67262694
2015: Bing
2016: Ding
>Its a moving crane shot episode
>>67262886
Dominic Dale disagrees
Ding back in business.
ENTER THE DRAGON
why don't they strap go pros to their heads
would make for some great shots
And that is why ding is the only worthy winner. Pure class.
>>67262938
>you are clueless m8
TON UP
O
N
U
P
This is the Ding we know and love
TON UP
O U R B O Y D I N G
U
R
B
O
Y
D
I
N
G
TON UP EVERYBODY
UPPPPP N'OER
>>67262974
I'd like a ref cam desu
I hate how Willie always dives in at the end of the frame to summarise the state of the match. The rhythm really irks me!
which tournament has the highest prize/reputation outside of the big 3?
>>67262974
I imagine its because they'd look like colossal wankers, but yeah agreed would be cool.
DING IN FULL SWING
Are they saving virgo for tomorow night?
JUST PUT £100 ON A CENTURY THIS FRAME
>>67263080
he's been reprimanded for swearing on live TV
>>67263087
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>67262161
Is that an image from Nanking?
>>67263103
W-what?
>>67263109
isn't this guy that fag that is in alkaizerx's channel all the time?
tucking into one of these
GOAT Brit tea-time treat?
>>67263132
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/snooker/2016/04/30/john-virgo-embarrassed-and-apologetic-after-swearing-on-air-duri/
>>67263132
https://twitter.com/engywalmsley/status/726409405303001089
>>67263103
Wasn't he commentating in the earlier session?
Would Ding eat this pupper?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU413BavK0I
>>67263158
Prefer a cream slice myself. A once a month treat.
>>67263213
probably I just made up the bit about him being reprimanded
>>67263185
>>67263189
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>67263280
Hes a big guy
Ding got snookered good
You wait until Ding really gets into his stride Selby will get savaged
>>67263280
jan is best ref
>>67263312
Selby wont let him get into his stride thats the meme
>mfw rooted for Ding since the qualifiers
>>67263373
lifelong ding fan here
>>67263321
:3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p9KP4kMM_M
>>67263395
lifelong dong fan more like
>>67263418
Higgins the only person luckier than Robertson, fucking nice face from Neil
>willie and stephen
lel
Willie pls
Big Willie tease
>>67263418
>that butterfly
>that fluke
tip top vid
When was the last time a non-seeded player won the Worlds?
>>67263553
Murphy?
>>67263553
Shaun Murphy 2005
>>67263060
The International Championship. Has the 4th highest prize in snooker for the winner and the same ranking points as the UK Championship. They only started it about 3 years ago.
>>67262694
I don't get to post this very often.
>>67262666
Question is...briefs or boxers?
>>67263583
>same ranking points as the UK Championship
isn't it just based off prize money now?
>>67263633
Could be, I just remember reading that when they started it. Not sure how they do it now.
>>67262452
>>67262587
>go to the snooker with your gf
>autistic and can't handle public situations or attention well
>she's into teasing you in public because cute when blushing
>sitting in the audience watching the game
>being comfy and holding your head in her shoulder
>suddenly the camera is on you
>she gives you a deep passionate kiss
>blushing intensifies
>hear Hendry's voice in your ear
"that tomato would surely win the first price at any county fair"
>audience erupts into laughter
>blushing intensifies even more
"you're so fucking cute when you blush anon"
>she whispers into your ear while moving her hand onto your crotch
"getting hard already anon? Aren't you one perverted autist"
>frame ends
>she takes your hand and drags you out of your seat
>she keeps whispering lewd things to your ear while guiding you through the crucible
>suddenly she opens a door and you find yourself in a wc for disabled people
>pushed into the toilet while she starts taking your pants off
"diamonds already? You sure love public teasing anon"
>she gives you a few sloppy licks and straddles you
>sloppy passionate kissing
"can you taste your precum anon? There was so much of it you surely can taste yourself"
>fucking diamonds and leaking precum like a faucet
>takes her hand down to your crotch and starts jerking you off
>slides her panties to the side and mounts you
>starts riding slowly
>riding intensifies
>tits bouncing right in front of your face
'I-I'm about to cum'
"I want it all in me anon"
>she says just as you cum and pump your seed deep into her
>she gets off you, puts on her panties properly and adjusts her skirt
"cmon anon we better hurry the frame must have started already, we don't want to miss any more snooker"
>get up and hastily put on your clothes
>get out the toilet
>there's someone in a wheelchair waiting outside giving you an angry look as you emerge from the wc
>oh God the wc reeks of sex
>blush again
>she gives you a kiss on the cheek as you walk back to your seat
>>67263622
>wearing apple catchers past the age of 10
Why would anyone do this to themselves?
Selby is gonna keep riding that 4 frame advantage until he wins.
Just woke up la's :3
>>67263762
>"getting hard already anon? Aren't you one perverted autist"
absolute maximum 147 kek
Wasn't happy with the first draft
>>67263906
superb
maybe put a cue in his left hand over that device he's holding?
Did Selby put a condom on again? Safety first it seems.
someone update me on what happened whilst I eat my trifle ^.^
>>67263762
>takes her hand down to your crotch and starts jerking you off
The proper snooker autist way to respond to this would be to utter: "Touching balls"
>>67263762
You're having sauna-induced delusions again Mikko
>>67263971
this is how to win. Selby is a Davis/Higgins/Thorburn type player
>>67263955
Cue in hand, extension should replace the knife and a lemon instead of the sun.
>>67264007
I'm on it
can ppl update me pls?
fuck sake.
>>67264132
Ding is break building.
>Wimbledon FC bloke in Ding's corner
>Coventry bloke in Selby's
>le phone and coughing meme
Can brits not just sit still for a few hours?
>>67264132
fuck off you lanky cunt
That's right, fuck off
>Phones
>again
They really need to confiscate them before entry into the arena. Fucking joke now
Mobile wankers.
What kind of cunt doesn't put their phone on silent after multiple warnings. Like seriously.
These people are worse than Hitler.
i'm guessing the "can you take it out?"
means
fuck off you're barred
Lisicki just been kicked out for using his phone.
Shouldn't be any warnings, just fucking eject whoever is causing fuss
Ding to win the match 7-18. Screencap this.
You've been dinged
>>67264168
What's that? A dong is breaking the building?
CAN'T FLING THE DING
Fucking quality ding m8
EVERYONE GIVE SELBY YOUR POWER HE MUST DEFEAT CHINKYBOY FOR THE GOOD OF SNOOKER
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
Ding engaging Asian potting Android mode
Fair play to Ding though,
letting Selby have a bit of a sit down after all those shots is really quite nice of him
>>67264366
Fuck off casual
Can't Ding the Dong
trip fags are literally cancer
Lelby's filthy tricks didn't work that frame
>>67264366
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
GWAN DINGY FINISH OFF THIS MUG
Can't ring the ding to the dong.
>>67264389
LOL?
I'm the casual for wanting to keep snooker British?
ok lol.
Steve has hammered the dance drugs over the years
>>67264423
Casuals out
Ken in the studio saying that Selby's has fucked himself with his cowardly safely play
>>67264366
i have to agree. i have watched snooker a long time, and the chinese are trying a hostile takeover
>>67264465
Sure keep it british but selby is a disgrace to the game
Davis confirming the Chinese have shipped over DING V2.0 to end this molesting
Ding is really quite dull away from the table
>>67264444
Quads confirm.
I dunno I used to be team white man but then I found out the gook lives in Sheffield? I live in Sheffield.
>>67264536
>selby is a disgrace to the game
Casuals out
>>67264559
Spoiler alert: most of them are since Alex Higgins kicked the bucket
>>67264559
How do you know i bet hes completely different away from cameras and hoards of people
>that chinese boy jabbing at the balls
lmao
[spoiler]i wish the chinese would take us over[/spoiler]
>>67264366
Fuck off Selby is the true cancer of the game
>>67264536
It's called snooker m8, not potball
>>67264582
>tiny Cov guy
Oh yes
>>67264613
Don't laugh at Ding you fuckin cunt
>>67264616
Rasheeds out
>>67264610
ive met him. he is boring. but hey thats a requirement
>>67264582
might have to use this as the OP pic tomorrow if Ding's still losing. will save >>67262666 for the 2nd thread
>>67264582
Absolutely perfect.
>>67264536
>selby is a disgrace to the game
shut the fuck up man
how the fuck is he?
HUR DUR HUR SAFETY PLAY
no
>>67264586
>he would rather see selby vs ebdon than trump vs ronnie
I love ding I want to squeeze his little cheeks.
>>67264582
Glorious
>>67264617
Casuals out
>>67264644
low hanging fruit there. Anticipated that reply before I even hit post.
>>67264679
what about his big cheeks? ;)
>>67264698
ur mum anticipated my low hanging fruit m8
>>67264673
>he would rather see selby vs ebdon than trump vs ronnie
Strawman here's your you
>deadpanface
>machine like
REPORTING STEVE DAVIS FOR RACISM
>>67264582
have a (You)
>tfw made this but its shit compared to the other OCs
it's not even relevent anymore now it's 7-5
sorry all
Only just got in, what have I missed?
>>67263762
Oh my word
>airhorns in snooker
what a time to be alive
>Within 5 years, fancy dress will be at the crucible
>>67264855
Ding will never be JUSTed
Love this snooker bantz compilation.
>>67264883
Go away, Barry.
>>67264582
wew lad
>>67264900
NAWTY
Who is that announcer bloke, the one who was interviewing Ding earlier, he doesn't seem human
nawty banta
Snooker montages reeeeeeeeeee
lol this montage is absolutely hilarious
>>67264930
rob walker?
>>67264883
>Chase the Sun after every pot
>>67264930
urban Nigel Thornberry
>>67264949
no it's not
>the beeb not showing Virgo's cursing in the montage
>>67264930
Rob Walker?
>>67264930
Rob Walker? Yeah he's a right ugly bastard. I'd love to have his job though.
>muh leicester
so glad mcmanus and higgins went out.
>>67264914
You will accept clapometers, walk on slags, and endless ronnie montages
>>67264960
tbf it would liven up selby's matches
Why do they let McManus dress up like a clown just because he's scottish?
>>67265013
McManus seems like such a nice guy.
>>67264949
>>67264941
>>67264931
>>67264900
>twf top 5 Federer's dropshots instead
>>67265062
weird scottish cunt who talks to himself
>The last time Mark Selby won the WC in 2014, his home club Leicester City won the Championship on the same day.
>Tomorrow if Spurs lose to Chelsea and Selby wins the WC, history will repeat itself
post yfw this happens
>>67265091
"no"
take your lifelong lesta meme shit elsewhere
>>67265091
Go away vermin
>>67265072
What the fuck is Russian Billiards?
They had a table in Riga
>>67265091
pretty sure it was the parade that was on the same day, not the actual championship winning game
at least I don't have to see Stephen Fry anymore after this
>>67265072
>tfw the same fucking online casino, Israel, and Bora ads again for the millionth time
kek, is that Selby's wife or his mum?
Great OC this year guys. im going to my a little collage.
Link me on dump the images you want saved in reply to this
selby seems like a good lad, it's a shame his snooker is awful
>>67265091
>>67265166
Urry time
>>67265166
I've seen them in the flesh, she's his autism shield
>>67265166
>kek, is that Selby's wife or his mum?
No need to be upset just because you can't get a gf.
Post your walk on music lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyONbqggasY
>>67265243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A
>>67265212
>Mcarthy
the sexy bastard
>>67265232
Ever since this picture happened, Robertson didn't win a single match.
>>67265243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEugjbyqjQ8
>>67265243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lja0slGLuhI
>>67265159
Priceless Ronnie expression there.
>>67265126
All balls are cue balls and are twice as big. Pockets are twice as small.
>>67265243
> mfw freshers from surrey talk like skepta
>>67265243
>>67265292
>>67265338
Rasheeds out
>>67265243
https://youtu.be/8i1FTCxf7Bk
Snooker final right... audience is packed out.. the players are ready to go... the referee enters the arena... bit of murmering from the audience everyones like not seen him before... turns out... little monkey referee in a suit setting up the balls
>>67265213
>just the tip
>>67265188
People literally always talk about his "good B game" but it is undeniable. No one else on the tour can play undeniably shit and still eek out the win every time.
>>67265389
That's a blast from the past, fuck me
>>67265243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfIRU5L_670
>>67265243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ_OetMwdPs
>>67265243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKmvJSFV0HQ
>>67265411
no doubt, it's just his B game is parking the rack
>>67265404
DON'T. TALK. SHIT.
>>67265404
NO NO NO!!!! Steve, I'm shooting off mate
can someone please post the image of Hendry sat in what looks like a bar with 3 asian kids
>>67265483
already saved this gem and the others from the last thread today
Iv got a fair bit now , any others from previous days would be appreciated.Its abit Ding/Selby heavy at the moment
>>67265483
>tfw read a book on Nanking
Sad shit, makes the holocaust look compassionate
Genuine question, would anyone fancy a /147/ meet up next year at the crucible?
>its a selby runs out of position after 2 pots episode
>>67265563
sure, we will all wear pink tutus and steve davis masks ok?
>>67265563
mite b cool
>>67265532
Hendry is savage on Twitter
>>67265563
You are playing with fire son
>>67265563
Id be more inclined to the masters
>>67265563
Weirdo
>>67265563
Only if we come in lower league football shirts
>>67265563
Yeah, I'd bring a mate for insurance though
>>67265184
Higgy bear
>>67265562
You know it didn't actually happen right?
Was made up by Mao in the cultural revolution
ref taking no shit
>Selby will become a legend in your lifetime
>>67265652
Presumably we're all 20+. We're not 15 year old girls going to Adam Johnson's house
>>67265671
b-but there's pictures
>>67265652
>>67265631
>>67265626
>>67265624
>>67265620
>>67265601
>>67265595
I'm being serious though, I'm sure we could go for a few pints then head to one of the shittier rounds during the week. Only one of my mates likes snooker but he would never come with me.
>>67265631
this, Hinckley United for me
>>67265613
That kind of beard doesn't look good on him to be honest.
Is Sean Bean Sheffield's most famous son?
>>67265631
All wear Coventry city shirts. Steal this cunts thunder
>>67265735
Not anymore
>>67265735
That or Jarvis Cocker
>>67265652
looooooool you have no mates dont lie to yourself
>>67265624
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>67265735
Vardy desu
>>67265563
I'm coming with my gf
>>67265735
Damn, Neil Robertson looks old here.
>>67265746
This guy really really really likes snooker
Mark's looking a little past his Sellby date amirite
>>67265631
ye bruv I can wear my Narrich shirt
>>67265546
have my shitty trump picture
>>67265790
Don't insult Sean Bean like that, he hasn't got a foot-face.
>>67265795
Haha good one mate
>>67265704
id go with a mate then meet up with you guys
been to a few random meet ups before and theyre usually pretty fun as long as youre not a boring cunt and like a drink or two
MY DING-A-LING
MY DING-A-LING
I WANT YOU TO PLAY
WITH MY DING-A-LING
what we drinking /147/?
shameless fosters
>>67265861
Water
no money for booze
>>67265746
That time football shirt guy asked snooker to marry him and snooker said no.
Tfw
>>67265735
Alex Turner when he was still cool
>>67265861
Tea, you alcoholic.
>>67265861
whiskey on the rocks form my decanter you fucking pleb
>>67265861
Aldi's ripoff of Stella, drank all my Zubr
>>67265861
Diet coke
>>67265899
student?
>>67265861
Non alcoholic nut juice.
>>67265861
Nicaraguan coffee
It's perfectly fine to drink a couple of cups every hour r-right haha
RIP big Bill.
>>67265861
just realised I have 10 bottles of red wine
time to crack one open
>>67265861
>fosters
Ew.
>mark selby special
>>67265956
Unemployed
Lads why is Selby such a fun-sponge?
>>67265964
It is, don't believe the nutritionist mafia.
Cheeky Selbs. Very cheeky
>>67265953
> whisky on the rocks
> fedora
> the state of neo /sp/
>>67265861
Water, I forgot Lidl shuts at 21:00 on Sundays or I would have gotten some Irn-Bru and sweet popcorn.
>>67265861
Coors Light
Was dry until walking to shops during the interval.
It was there that it dawned upon me that I hate my life and I hate myself.
Will probably be the last final I watch before I congratulate life with a gentlemanly handshake.
>>67265861
In honour of Sean Bean and Sheffield.
>>67265999
i'm sure your teeth are grateful
>>67265793
And football too, he's been to every world cup and euros england have been in 88
>>67265924
>that guy who drinks straight whiskey at social events waiting to for people to ask him how he drinks that just to say nervously "i-it tastes great"
nah fair play man
>>67265988
Gross
I'M FUCKING FUMING
I THOUGHT DINGY BOY WOULD PLAY A LOT BETTER THAN THIS AND CONSEQUENTLY MAKE THIS A CLOSE MATCH
FUCK OFF YOU CUNTING TWAT OF A FANNY BAG
IT'S FUCKING PATHETIC
>>67265765
You just know based Jarvis watches snooker. He always sings about playing pool.
might get a domino's delivered lads
>>67266031
As if he brushes anyway
>>67265997
>from my decanter
>>67265809
only if you get relegated m8 :^)
>>67266029
Sheffield is barely even in Yorkshire.
You're pretty much in the Peak District by the time you get that far south.
>>67266059
Can we make virgoposting a thing
>>67265924
Cringe
Does this end tonight?
>>67266084
>if
this is a 9 frame session yeah?
>>67266092
pls no
His voice genuinely aggravates me now
uch.
>>67266084
yeah well that's a 99% certainty
>>67266088
Mate Sheffield is in Yorkshire. There is no barely. That's like saying Wales is barely even welsh cos its right next to england.
>>67266108
Tomorrow
>>67266116
They said so at the start
Can we make it to 3 threads
>>67266046
whiskeys the best drink to sip on at social events.. gets you buzzed, tastes nice and sits easy in the stomach
never ever ever get fucked on straight whiskey though. hangovers are the fucking worst kind
>>67265427
yes mate
>>67266167
>not downing G&Ts
>>67266150
At least some people attempted to go to that one, last new years eve it was literally just one poor sod and fucking poleaboo who turned up
>>67266140
I've been to North Wales, that's barely Welsh, full of fucking scousers.
>>67266154
nah at the current rate we'll probably just about fill this one by the end of the evening
unless selby starts making every frame 70 minutes long
>>67266150
>moyes
ye lie
>>67266088
It's the thought that counts.
>>67266189
>poleaboo is a tranny now
Weird desu
WHO /ROCHDALE/ HERE
>>67266088
Mate, if it's Yorkshire, it's Yorkshire. Except Middleborough.
>>67266167
Can't beat a beer for that
Whisky is a good day drink
>>67265941
St Etienne is no way near as nice as the Galahad they sell
>>67266229
I'm a single 409 journey from you.
>>67266191
No mate north Wales is the northern part of Wales
>>67266247
>northerners mock southerners for pakis
>have bradford and rotherham
>>67266247
Who /westriding/ in here?
>>67266223
The guy who makes up those stories is pretty dedicated huh
>>67266295
both are literally in the south
POT SOME FUCKING BALLS, DINGY CHINK!!!
>>67266247
>Selby so popular they named a town after him
What a good lad.
>>67266310
I meant southern England you tosser not southern yorkshire
>>67266247
Middlesbrough is in North Yorkshire, you fucking retard
>>67266267
beer is loaded with sugar and calories and the sheer volume of it means it doesnt sit well.
doesnt matter anyway drink what you want when you want and how you want. its not a competition... unless youre fooling gullible freshers
>lelby
>>67266330
that's what I meant too
>>67266314
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bingham,_Nottinghamshire
>>67266295
Yeah and that's about it. Rotherham is literally a town.
>>67266295
>rotherham
>4.1% Asian
?
>>67266357
Good lad as well
>>67266297
Best flag.
RE-RACK
E
|
R
A
C
K
>>67266336
I know it is, melt. Everyone forgets them though in Football, and that area is in the North East region instead of Yorkshire and the Humber.
>>67266247
Ah yes the sweet smell of social deprivation leaps off the screen.
>selby playing for a rerack
Cancer.
Ding creating a new meme
Its a re-rack
>>67266399
>Everyone forgets them though in Football,
No they don't, you thick paki
>>67266360
oh Birmingham
that white ball looks so happy skipping across the baize
>>67266392
>tfw boring as fuck green and white cross
that cheeky fucking re-rack signal
>>67265861
mango rubicon
>>67266338
>when the just hair looks better than your real hair
Who /bucks/ here?
Second re-rack incoming
>>67266515
wherer bouts?
Milton Keynes here, shithole of Bucks
FUCKING WALLOP IT MAYTE
second re-rack coming
screencap this
Gonna throw some arrows for 10mins if i get a 180 ding will win
>it's another re-rack episode
>>67266515
"""""""""no"""""""""
>>67266392
This is wrong.
>>67266544
Shit lad, I'm so close to MK I might as well be in it.
High Wycombe is more of a shithole desu, MK is still an arsehole though.
>>67265861
I'm drinking Schelvispekel, a Dutch bitter.
>>67266576
pls fix it.
Dings in like a scouser in a bin
>Ding winning a tactical frame against the torturer
HAPPENING
>>67266561
Where are you then dickhead
147 INCOMING
147 inc
Put a cheeky tenner on poomjang to win this year lads.
Imagine my surprise when I discovered he wouldn't even turn up because he walked the wrong way and started licking a clothes mannequin in sheffields regional outlet of M&S, missing his qualifier and getting readmitted to the compound in thee process.
Help lads,
Went for a shit before, it was so solid and large it blocked the toilet and needed 4 flushes.
Went for another one just and it was foul liquid.
Am I gonna die just like Selby's lead?
>>67266653
>>67266665
Look at the table, that's never going to be a 147.
>>67266653
>>67266665
Half the reds are in the baulk end. Casuals.
>>67266653
>>67266665
you had to jinx it
>>67262694
Larry/Terry Snorkings
>>67266685
>>67266686
>>67266689
easiest bait of my life desu :*)
>>67266684
you drinking juice?
>>67266697
this
LET'S GO DING
>that face
>>67266613
Your map outlines North Yorkshire, yet the flag you have is actually the flag for the North Riding of Yorkshire which doesn't exist any more as it was abolished in the 70s
The flag for NY is a centred white rose on a green background.
>>67266707
tell me about it senpai :^)
>>67266714
Did have some apple juice yeah, didn't even think. Cheers senpai.
B U C K E T S
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ANOTHER FUCKING PHONE
>*pfffrrrrrrt*
>'Can you find who did that and tell them to leave please.'
SHIT, forgot to turn my phone off
Love snooker reactions
Stupid phone ringing cunts kick them all out zero tolerance from now on
ordered a pizza but forgot to get a drink
why do i do this to myself
>>67263130
IT'S PAYNE, GET HIM!
*bzzzzzzzzzzt* *cough* whoops hehe
I hope Ding Kung Fus the ringtone wankers.
>>67266777
Was Wenbo slapping himself a lot this year like last?
>>67266755
I had a whole one litre of apple after a lecture once, the fucking scenes.
I bet you guys would leave your phone on and have crazy frog interrupting someone's shot.
>>67266777
NAWTY
>>67266789
What you on about you have unlimited drinks from the tap
>tfw they won't turn their phones off
>tfw my authority is respected
>hope mum irons my suit for tomorrow
>>67266793
>>67266818
DING DING
Ding can ring my bell any day
>>67266793
>silence
>selby about to take a pot on after 2 minutes of deliberating
>[vibration] HEY GURL YOU BETTER CHECK YO TEXT!
Favourite Baz name /147/?
Ralph McQuarry Endorphins for me
Ding to finish the day 9-8 up
>>67266857
>casuals
>Set ringtone to coughing noise
>Never get told off
hendry BTFOing lelby yet again
>>67266903
Love it.
>tfw I want to knock one out over Hazel but my parents are in the room
>>67266866
H-hearn
Is Hendry gay?
>>67266903
selby is better than hendry ever was
>>67266893
kek
>>67266924
lol
>>67262886
soooooo cliche
>>67266924
Davis, pls
>>67266920
nah he just looks it
>>67266920
yes, he likes asian twinks
>>67266936
>>67266943
>>67266948
hendry played in a piss poor era
>>67266957
>Thiago Silva, Neymar, Hendry, Memepiss
>>67266971
>piss poor era
This
>>67266893
underrated.
>>67266914
Play that pink through the pocket, mate.
>>67266971
This era isn't much better though
>>67266971
aye three finals in a row against jimmy white
>>67266997
it is, just look at the century breaks
>>67266985
>>67266971
If you're not giving your opponents chances it doesn't matter how good your era is
147 on!
bunch of hendry fanboys ITT baka
Made a thing
147 is on
Someone catch that canary
THIS TIME 147 INCOMING
LELBY FEELING THAT DING STING
>>67267047
>>67267063
>>67267078
Molested
YA BLEW IT
no 147 on calm down
My favourite commentary quote of the tournament so far:
'[David Gilbert] likes to be called Dave, but referee Jan Verhaas is calling him David, so that is what we will call him, too.' Taylor, 2016
>tfw plasma tv and they draw lines on the table
147 back on
>>67267050
Absolutely audacious
>>67267130
Is it 2008?
GET DINGED YOU LANGUID CUNT
Who /Ding/ here?
>>67267144
That's not how it works
>>67267148
Its the last generation of panasonic plasmas m8 3 years old
>>67267153
Literally everyone.
Mark is a decent guy and I have nothing against him but Ding deserves the win more.
>>67267153
Ding is
>>67267156
i know m8
>>67267130
I have the Eurosport logo burnt into my plasma. Don't worry too much about it, they break at some point anyway, and you'll have to buy a new one.
CAN'T MING THE DING
>>67267181
>buying a new plasma
you what m80?
they dont even offer new plasmas anymore.
>>67267174
>Literally everyone.
Rasheed out
clean the cue ball, you despicable excuse of a ref
>>67267209
I assume he meant tv m8, not necessarily a plasma
Think Selby will an hero tonight if Ding wins this session?
>>67267153
Everyone except lestah pakis
>>67267209
A new tv.
Never mind the Ming Dynasty I'm talking about the DING Dynasty eh heh heh ;)
CAN'T STING THE DING
>tfw selby is sat in his seat after losing a safety battle watching his opponent show him how to break build
someone make a MOTD thread
>>67267249
As a history buff I appreciate this clever post
>>67267234
>>67267253
A good torturer knows when to instil hope in his victim
The Zestification is still on
>>67267253
woah woah anon
sometimes it's better to put reds safe so your opponent can't score.
Gotta protect that 40 point lead.
>>67267253
he's got the 5th most century breaks of any player ever. he knows how to break build
>>67267253
An arse like his should never be hidden be a seat desu
Ding gonna get tortured now.
fuck me this frame could've been over in 3 minutes now we're gonna be here for half an hour
>its a selby extends the frame by an hour playing for snookers episode
Selby did nothing wrong
Anyone got any mcanans OC
Almost done and dont want to leave him out
This is bad sportsmanship. The opponent has made a frame winning break so let him have it.
ITT: Post athletes who you would like to get career-ending injuries
fuck me we do need a new thread
Name a better safety player than Mark Selby.
Nightmare mode:
>no Higgins
>one guy clapping
Ding smashing the reds. That's how you deal with Selby's meme play
>>67267389
Murphy
dat pot tho.
>>67267395
Ronnie
>>67267392
Looks like it. Someone else do it, on me merbile fern
God I hate Dennis Taylor.
>>67267395
Davis, Reardon, Griffiths
>>67267181
Would love to see a photo of that anon? if your camera can pick it up?
If selby wins this frame im out.
>>67267401
>Selby's meme play
Casuals out
>>67267424
Are you from Newcastle marra
>>67267389
>>67267454
Fuck off Smoggie, you paedophile
Says a lot about the opponent when your watching a snooker match and ding comes across the most human.
Why is it that when you film the telly there is a white bar going down it?
>>67267661
something to do with how the picture loads and the frame rate of the camera I think
look what Selby has done to this thread...
![custard-slices[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LC6hZqO.jpg "custard-slices[1]")
![Ding-Junhui-007[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BntA135.jpg "Ding-Junhui-007[1]")
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