/147/ - Snooker World Championship Final thread #3
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Final (best of 35 frames)
Sunday 1 May - Monday 2 May
Sessions at 14:00 and 19:00 on both days
Ding Junhui (Chn) 6 v 8 Mark Selby (Eng)
First for our boy Ding
Selby is cancer edition
>>67267422
me on the right
'BACK ON THE BLACK' SELBY
>>67267449
Casuals out
Just look at those unsightly underpant lines
>>67267458
There is literally nothing wrong with Mark Selby.
What's your best breaks lads? Mine''s 145
fuck my thread, this one has the best image by far
D I N G O A T
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O
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T
Dingfags btfo
>>67267458
>mad about a guy playing for a snooker when he only requires 1 in a tense world championship final
no
Imagine a world where Justin Pipe is the best dartist and always makes the final
I would love to see a full kit wanker at the Crucible. Waistcoat, Bowtie, Cue case
DAT BOUNCE
>>67267483
only a 144 here m8, nice one :^)
If I was in charge of snooker I'd fine Selby for this
>>67267495
Perfect analogy m8
>>67267483
147 in two sittings
>>67267483
4 (opponent fouled)
>>67267483
1, i'm serious
>>67267514
>fining a snooker player for playing snooker
>>67267482
Jammiest player there is, and fucking boring too.
>>67267489
He potted the pink it's 2 now
>>67267483
Oh I don't actually play, it's boring as fuck.
>>67267483
154
>>67267483
Got blue pink black once
>>67267514
Casuals out
>I evaluate snooker
>>67267483
155
>>67267548
well if anyone's gonna get 2 snookers it'll be selbs
>>67267558
no reds?
>>67267483
231
Torturing and molesting going on.
Does that bloke always get the seat by the players so he can be on the telly?
>brother keeps asking why they're still playing
>laughs at Selby's "miss" that ended behind the brown
>"It's boring. Just stop playing."
If we can fine people for driving too slow, we can sue mark selby
>>67267483
1,372
>>67267579
End of frame
can't wait for the tears when mark comes out of this sesh 11-6 up
>>67267597
Disown him
My first marriage didn't last as long as that Selbys frame ! Flip me what a joke @ronnieo147 @fouldsy147
Dilly ding dally ding
>>67267483
over 9000 lol
Baww the nasty man won't let my meme chink win
So who is/was our boy this year?
>>67267634
DING
I
N
G
>snooker world champs on
>get really into it
>decide to go down the club for a game
>gonna play properly
>been watching the players, think I've picked up a few tips to improve my cueing
>start playing
>hour and a half and we're still on the first frame
>all the colours off their spots
>highest break anyone has got is 11
Every year
>>67267634
>Bingham
>Baird
>Kylo Ren
>MuhAnus
>Ding
>>67267634
Bing like always
>>67267634
Harry Blorkins
>>67267592
Looks like it. Surely there are better seats to see the table.
>>67267634
In order
>Bingham
>Wenbo
>Ding
>Mc Anus
>>67267634
Larry Munchkins
>>67267654
The table is very long
ding looking like an altar boy ready to be touched by a priest
>>67267634
It was Ronnie for me
Now it's Ding
>>67267634
Mark Selby
GWAN DINGY
>>67267542
You make your own luck m8.
FLUKEY
FUCKING
FELCHER
>>67267756
No such thing as luck, Mark.
THIS FUCKING FRAME
FINISH HIM OFF DINGO HE'S A MUG
Fuck off Selby you cunt. They should seriously consider changing the rules so as soon as you can't win the frame on points it's game over. You can't play for snookers. Would improve the game 100%
Ding officially tortured
Gap for winner tomorrow
did ma best
>"We always knew this was going to happen with Mark Selby"
Even the fucking commentators know it. They know Selby is awful for the sport. They know he drags games down into the gutter and strangles them until people die of boredom or old age.
>it's another Selby needs 8 snookers but doesn't give up frame
>it's another Selby flukes the snooker even when he messed the shot up frame
>>67267708
For you
>>67267786
Casuals out
What's the best snooker video game, lads?
>>67267786
>snooker
>can't play for snookers
>>67267799
Fucking george gets in
>>67267786
Fuck off casual
>>67267801
literally ebdon reincarnate
>>67267799
I like it anon
>>67267804
Jimmy White's Whirlwind Snooker on the Amiga was always my favourite. Haven't played many of the modern ones.
>>67267829
Its worse. At least ebdon was shit at torturing and still got beat
>>67267799
nb m8
WE'RE GOING PAST MIDNIGHT BOYSSS
>>67267799
Needs a tiny Medal Man somewhere, otherwise 10/10
>>67267786
What would the name be for this brand new sport you're suggesting?
>>67267804
Willie thorns billiards world tour
>>67267869
Snooker you cunt
> its a people hate the SNOOKERING aspect of snooker episode
> le ebic 147 meme snooker is only good snooker
fucking plebs the lot of you. this has been frame of the match
>>67267866
Ill squeeze him in when i put the winner in tomorrow
>>67267799
good job
>>67267804
isnooker
though i suspect it's malware
Pool Nation apparently has a snooker mode now too but it's probably what Judd Trump has wet dreams about if the pool modes are anything to go by
>>67267887
Go to bed, Ebdon
>>67267884
'snooker you cunt'
It has a certain ring to it, but I prefer the old one.
>>67267908
Casuals out
THE FLUKEY FELCHER STRIKES AGAIN
This is fucking unbelievable. So lucky
>these magnets
Barry is such a racist
>>67267908
fuck off mate
go play some pool
THAT JAMMY RED. HE EVEN KNOCKED THE BLACK PERFECTLY INTO POSITION FUCK SAKE
this fucking guy
>>67267869
should be "Casuals In"
AND HE FLUKES AGAIN
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Fuck off
Selby with another miss hit and complete fucking fluke, no one saw that coming
I'M ON A ROLL
I'M ON A ROLL THIS TIME
>ding dong on 60
>assume he'll win the frame
>have a wank and a shower
>come back to the same frame
>selby still defensive playing
the fuck is this shit
>>67267804
Not sure about best, but I used to play a game called Cue Club back in the day
>>67267869
Snookers are already a thing in the rules though, they weren't invented so drab cunts could refuse to give up a frame.
vote for biggest cancer:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10104634
I'm actually considering making a twitter account just so I can tell Selby to retire from snooker
where do you even watch this shit
>>67267991
Slippery slope. If you had your way you'd do away with snookers altogether. Don't try and deny it as that's how you feel deep down.
>Audience can't even be arsed to applaud these safety's anymore
>Snooker thread
>not posting this in /asp/, /wwe/
>>67268015
Casuals out
>>67268004
Selby aka cancer man
I was never ABS, but he's seriously pissing me off today.
>>67267991
there's 1 point in it and every frame counts, why should he ff just because you're a casual?
>people still defending Selby
I like tactical snooker. What Selby plays is drawn-out, negative snooker that relies on flukes
>>67268020
Sheffield
> people not appreciating this frame
dont you guys have school tomorrow or sumfing
Selby gonna get 2 snookers to win and people want it banned wtf this is pretty good stuff even if it is boring (snooker is boring people)
>>67268065
Bank Holiday senpai
you'd know that if you weren't a NEET
>>67268065
bank holoday
>>67268065
Taylor is even getting pissed off with his shit
>>67268039
>>67268041
>>67268054
Casuals out
>>67268065
it's a bank holiday
>>67268022
>>67268039
>>67268041
>>67268054
Selby feeds off your anguish and tears, this is what he wants. You're getting molesting without even realising it.
I'm a literal casual who has watched about 5 minutes of play this whole tournament and I'm enjoying this frame.
>>67267799
Bretty good
>"can ding it in behind the pink"
>>67268021
y-you're just trying to confuse me. These are the kind of underhand tricks Selby would use
seems my extra 30 minute prediction when ding missed was optimistic
Hopefully selby loses this frame and hendry destroys him when they go back to the studio
>>67268095
Proof that the "casuals out" meme is bollocks
Ding's safety play is fucking fantastic.
Spee getting molested again I see
>130+ posts into the 3rd bloody thread
selby is good for /147/ if nothing else
>>67268154
He's a Dark Knight
>>67268134
>hendry destroys him when they go back to the studio
Why would destroy for trying to win a frame when he only needed two snookers?
>>67268134
Would be the best moment of the day
>>67268154
People on 4chan are at their happiest when they're moaning like little girls.
ding pls
>>67268051
Have a 1 snooker only rule then.
>>67268095
You're enjoying it because you've seen it for 5 minutes. We've seen it for hours. Days. He does this all the time, his frames go on for an extra 30-60 minutes where no one pots a ball, just trying desperately to get a snooker.
Is it not bad etiquette to keep playing when your opponent has basically won?
>>67268154
It's all just boredom shitposting though
The bing threads last year were 100x better
>>67268095
Enjoying the frame but busting for a piss.It's an abstract kind of feel.
Not as bad as holding a shit in during Bing's final last year.
>muh selby is negative
>ding refuses a good chance to end the frame
>>67268187
generally yes but selby actually has a shot at this
reminder that there's still two more frames to play tonight
>>67268187
>basically won
No such thing
fuck you guys the game is LITERALLY called SNOOKER
its the most important facet of the game and this frame is fascinating
It's called snooker not potball
The autism in this thread is hilarious.
How dare Selby try and win? Lol, back to talking about meet ups you pathetic cucks.
>>67268190
>go for a piss
>miss one shot
just do it lad
Genuinely wish Selby gets piles or an ingrowing toenail
>>67268215
Have you pissed the bed, Ebdon?
>>67268215
I enjoy long frames and defensive play.
I don't enjoy flukes and British """humor""" during frames.
>Ding torturing the torturer
COME ON DING
Save us Ding
fuck
>>67268229
>autism
>Lol
>cucks
Fucking hell DING!!!!!!!!!1
>>67268189
mark is the heel, it'll just make ding's victory sweeter
>>67268237
>>67268238
Casuals out
That audience groan "please end this fucking frame already"
Selby's trying to stop the momentum Ding has built up. Wearing him down.
>audience backing Ding
Justice
Selby is just making sure the chinese wake up and get to see a few frames
good guy selby
DIIIIING MEE TOOO LIIIFFEEE
>>67268256
sorry, why do we like Ding? I've missed the memo on this one
GOD HELP US ALL
>>67268229
y-you not coming then?
>you can literally hear the crowd shouting "FFS Dong"
>>67268281
because he's not Selby
>>67268281
he looks like a big cuddly bear
and more importantly he's not mark selby
>>67268281
Because he's not Mark "Boring Cunt" Selby
>>67268281
Because hes not selby
>>67268281
everyone else got knocked out
>>67268303
>>67268307
>>67268308
Casuals out
>>67268281
Because he isn't Selby.
And he's generally a likeable guy.
>>67268281
>positive playing style
>humble
>historical first Chinese player in final
>not a cunt
No idea snooker had such a following. Just turned it on, I have no idea what the rules and shit are. Fun to watch though.
>tight in behind the pink
hellz yea homie
>>67268294
> not realising theyve all got trains to catch home
kek bloody plebs. sitting comfy in my pjs right here
>>67268167
Ding "Dinners ready" Junhui
Ding "The Microwave from China" Junhui
Ding "Pot Noodle" Junhui
>>67268325
>the one guy unironically supporting selby
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DING
>>67268351
Mark '2-time World Snooker Champion' Selby.
Book it.
>he can get the green safe also
/147/ is so much better since filtering 190cm waistband, "rasheed" and "casuals"
>>67268346
>pjs
top work la'
>>67268351
Literally kill yourself, you obviously don't like snooker.
>>67268345
pot a red then pot a colour
reds aren't replaced, colours are until reds are gone
then pot colours in order
selby is currently trying to draw a foul as he is too many points behind to catch up by just potting
>>67268350
>Dinner's ready
my sides
>ill take a piss when this frame ends
JUST
>>67268403
Thanks, I'm reading up on the rules now. Looks like a lotta fun.
>>67268413
>when
If
>>67268413
I'm sitting on the crapper, watching the stream on my tablet. Step up, senpai.
>>67268398
I love it. Selby is not a snooker player.
Spee status moving from molested to tortured
this is the epitome of anti-snooker
If he says "in behind the pink" one more time I will scream
>>67268438
No you don't. Yes he is. Just kill yourself.
Fucking Chink
Perfect frame to keep casuals away.
Fuckin hell, Ding!
Will we have a fourth thread?
Oh for fucks sake
>>67268450
There it is
>Ding in charge of not choking
>Chavby
JUST
[INDECIPHERABLE GUTTURAL ANIMAL NOISES]
WHY
Ahhhhhhhhh
FUCKING POTTTTT
Fuck off Selby. I ho
His smile and optimism: gone
Watching this game is fucking masochism
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FINALLY
Taylor is begging ding to pot this
GO GO GO
DING JUNHUI
SELBY YES
Selby must feel like such a cunt
What a twat.
Lynch Selby.
FUCK OFF SELBY
FUCK YOU SELBY
MARK WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST GO TO BED RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Audience is feeling tortured as much as we do
>>67268350
Ding "Enter the Leopard" Junhui
Just end the fucking frame
>that shake of the head and death stare to the commentary box by the ref
>Commentators openly mocking selby
>ref shaking his head at the commentary box
>Cracking jokes in the middle of a shot
JUST
just realised the audience were laughing at the commentators banter
little surreal desu
Fuck off Selby, I hope you get AIDS.
>yfw selby still wins this
is this a joke
>selby getting back up
>Selby steps up
fucking whyyyy
hahahah there isn't a single person in there that likes Selby
MARK YOU CUNT
GET OFF THE FUCKING TABLE
This is sadism
inb4 30 more minutes of snooker with the pink
What a despicable cunt.
Virgo would have killed himself by now.
This is going to be a long final lads
DING DING DING
Selby just wants to show his arse off a bit more. Little flirt.
selby is clearly now going to make Ding pay for every step he makes
>>67268574
*sad
>>67268566
kek'd
Is there any good banter on twitter about this?
>>67268574
You don't know what Sadism is, dickstretch.
Hello darkness my old friend..
based selby
>Dennis Taylor's futle attempt to talk this frame up as being enjoyable
He even yawned
audience mocking Ding with their laughter
amazing
>>67268595
Shaun Moiphy and Neil Robertson saying you should have to forfeit anything over two snookers, not that that applies here.
SELBY MASTER OF MIND GAMES
>>67268574
No, it's masochism
We are all willingly inflicting pain on ourselves by watching it
>>67268608
that episode was heartbreaking
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67268615
"no"
IM SO MAD
how does he not know the commentators
M O L E S T E D
O
L
E
S
T
E
D
Top torturing
>>67268638
Because he's a complete twat.
>>67268638
Autistic people regularly have face/voice blindness.
>>67268623
No they're laughing at the commentary, they're all listening on their earpiece radios
Either the "he only needs two snookers now" or the second funny comment he made
>>67268608
Based gary though
>>67268638
He's busy playing Hearthstone.
I have about as much respect for Selby as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. He is reddit. He is video game hotpocket. He is capeshit. He is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about him.
He is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. He is saturday morning cartoon. He is non-neurotypicality. He is memes. He is video game. He is SJW. He is Walter White. I am seething.
awesome shot by selby
>66 minute frame
>selby snookers every shot
>won't step down
whaaaat tthtththteee fuuuuckckkck
Selby is rising rapidly in the meme league.
THANK FUCK
And relax
Did I get a heart attack while watching this and I'm now actually in hell?
DING DING DING DING
>>67268671
Autist out
Selby's going to neck himself in the dressing room.
Hopefully
i don't understand, why doesn't ding just walk?
If we could have talk about the snooker for a minute
Selby shouldnt have potted the yellow
Less likely to score snookers the further along the colours you get
Christ almighty, just concede.
>Smellby
>>67268413
RUN LAD
fucking hell what a shitshow
Even Steve Davis looks bored as a corpse after that.
Mind games. This is Selby showing Ding this is what will happen if you don't clear up.
Can't blame Selby for wanted to break his 1 hour 17 minutes personal best from his last match with Marco
FINALLY
About fucking time
Newbie here, what's with all the hate for Selby? He just a douchebag or something?
>tfw comfy midnight snooker
BOOGER PICKER BTFO
>>67268638
He's right you know. And it's because he's a world champion at playing the game not an arm chair expert.
Ding now knows if he doesn't finish he's gonna have to endure that
Genius from the Torturer
>>67268713
Selbyfags reckd
THIS DAMAGE CONTROL THOUGH
Aha, time for snarky Hendry
>>67268713
Good thing he only needed two then, retards.
JUST
>>67268713
Well, if Shaun Murphy supports it it's definitely a retarded idea
>yfw 2 more hour long frames
>>67268713
Both dickheads
>>67268724
never say die attitude mixed with defensive, tactical snooker
like a jose mourinho of snooker
So, he unnecessarily dragged out a rather unimportant frame and now the whole audience hates him.
Sounds like a good deal to me.
Mark Selby is a snooker genius and you all can't even see it.
>>67268638
I did think that, it was a bit off-putting for Ding that people were laughing while he was taking his shot
>>67268743
by two players who are even more unpopular
>>67268736
yeah no doubt about that but you'd think he'd know doherty and taylor. actually he probably does know and is just being a cunt
New here, does Selby break every frame in a session? It's so long that I can't remember who did last time.
>>67268755
Prat
>>67268724
People who play snooker trigger spee
>>67268724
Just plays a negative style
He's a very good player but can get so aggravating
>>67268757
Wasn't there a match in the UK champs or something that went on till 3 in the morning?
>>67268774
Doesn't matter, he fucked up Dings rhythm.
>>67268725
Why is Karen so shit? She ruined the whole frame
Go Selby!
>>67268713
What would these two '1-time champions' know? Selby will eclipse them both soon enough.
>>67268713
>Maguire has a rivalry with Shaun Murphy. In a 2004 Grand Prix match, Murphy was involved in having one of Maguire's frames forfeited. As the match was about to begin, Maguire realised he had forgotten to bring his chalk with him. He asked referee Johan Oomen for permission to leave the arena.[64] While he was away, Murphy spoke to the referee; the tournament director Mike Ganley was summoned and he docked Maguire a frame for not being ready to start at the scheduled time.[65] Maguire later won the match 5–2.
Fuck Shorn Moiphy
>>67268717
This
And it's working
>>67268724
Refusing to give up when not enough on the table to win and trying to force fouls to gain enough points. Makes for really fucking dull snooker when it goes on and on.
>>67268724
people don't like how he slows play down and refuses to concede until people make it 100% certain they've wpn
>>67268793
Yes, even when he's not playing he comes in to break.
>>67268804
>08
Yeah, think it was selby higgins semi final. My dad walked out and watched it on a big screen outside with some tramps.
selbys plan has worked
>>67268821
Top lad
GIVE ALL YOUR ENERGY TO BASED DING
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
COME ON YOU CHINESE CUNT, BANG THIS MOLESTER UP FOR GOOD
I love those shots where the cue ball is right next to the object ball and you just stroke it into a far away corner pocket
One of the few things I do well on a snooker table
Selby clearing this frame up. Great play from him
/147/ casuls on snookercide watch
>>67268837
Until he breaks down after scoring 30 ready for another hour of meme play
>>67268821
He definitely comes across like a snotty rule-following twonk.
>>67268863
Same lad. Comfiest shot of all
>>67268837
was losing a 6-0 frame lead part of his plan?
>>67268883
Norway calls it
>>67268860
SELBY SUPPORTERS SUCK THE ENERGY AWAY
/o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\
>>67268883
Yup fucking called it.
>>67268883
>tfw you can tell the future
>>67268863
>One of the few things I do well on a snooker table
Along with shagging your dad.
>>67268908
ding has been in awesome form this tournament. he was likely to dominate at least one session. selby needs to slow him down - he did - and guess what ding missed a shot and let selby in
>He does not have to wear a bow tie in professional snooker matches due to medical problems, for which he has a doctor's letter
>>67268821
>Maguire realised he had forgotten to bring his chalk with him. He asked referee Johan Oomen for permission to leave the arena.
He's like those twats that forget to turn their phones off. Unforgivable.
>>67268883
welp
>>67268924
Cheers mate, that snort cleared out my right nostril
>>67268908
It was extremely painful
>>67268860
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
For our Dingo
>leave destroying snooker to me.
>>67268935
fair enough i was just trying to banepost
>>67268953
there we go
>>67268960
/o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\
>>67268938
>forget
They think they're above the rules. Same as the cunts who play on their phones throughout films at the pics
who's worse, ebdon or murphy? they're both self righteous cunts
>>67268974
But Ding is the punished one.
6am in China right now
JUST
>drag the session on till midnight then win the remaining frames whilst your opponent is asleep
it's fucking genius
>>67268974
Nice to see he has stayed close to his mum
>>67268974
I'd smash them both.
Ding mentally molested
>>67268979
>there we go
>not "for you" or a variation thereof
Disappointed
>>67268987
Ebdon is such a tosser
Ebdon
>>67268974
Her face reminds me of a friend of mine. She is a lezzer.
>>67268987
Murphy by far. I don't mind Ebdon as a pundit.
>>67268974
His mum is pretty fit desu senpai
>>67269005
In the face, with my fist, yes
>selby in charge of positional play
Christ these pockets are forgiving
Getting tortured like this will be playing on Ding's mind as he's trying to get to sleep tonight.
the pundits/commentators are getting absolutely slated on twitter tonight
Why can't this fucking cunt finish a frame off in 1 visit
>>67268987
My mate once shagged Ebdon's daughter. She has nice tits apparently.
Wew
Time for another 1hour frame
>>67269074
>Implying this session will end before 14:00 GMT
>>67269088
Pic?
>>67269074
he should just watch a replay of that last frame he'd be asleep in no time
>>67269084
he's edging
>>67269088
My mate fingered Ebdon's arsehole behind a Burger King in Grimsby once.
HAHAHA
SELBY MISSED THE CANNON
FUCK OFF CUNT
>>67269088
Hold up.
>>67268821
Have you noticed in those little player spotlight bits they do where players all give their opinions on a certain player, Murphy says the same fucking things about everyone
>>67269135
NONCE
O
N
C
E
>>67269009
I wrote a haiku
Ding is exhausted
Snookered by the Torturer
Molested, zested
>>67269124
My mate was once peter ebdon
>>67269135
that was when dinosaurs roamed the earth she's an old granny now
FUCK YEAH DING KING
>>67268724
Because he wins all the time
fuck him
JUST
>>67269190
Lol
>>67269171
How did he stop?
I am Ebdon
I like organic grapes and sexual encounters behind fast food outlets
>JUSThui
>Selby acts the cunt to wear down his opponent
>ends up wearing himself down too
>standard plummets
>both players start playing shite
Nice 1 Mark
>>67269149
Yeah, and they basically boil down to either "He's not as good as me" or "He's better than me but less consistent and therefore worse".
Hate how the BBC are prepping him for pundit work.
Just started watching, but Ding seems to have a lot of unforced errors. If that's even a term in snooker. Is this just fatigue and lack of concentration kicking in? Or am I missing something else?
>>67269197
FUCK
>>67269205
Don't forget blueberry muffins and smoothies.
>>67269135
That was 14 years ago
First tournament I ever watched with my nanna. It's why I can't dislike Ebdon.
>martin luther ding
you do realise world snooker want Dung to win to enlarge their asian market
>the audience not even pretending to like Selby anymore
Stop playing snooker!!!!
>>67269239
>DING NEEDS TWO SNOOKERS WHY DOEN'T HE JUST CONCEDE?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Chinese should appreciate this torturing.
>>67269217
he's been mentally drained by the torturer
>>67269217
The molester from Leicester has tortured him
>>67269217
It's been a stressful day for him.
>BTFO all day
>make a comeback
>now fucking up
>>67269214
>Hate how the BBC are prepping him for pundit work.
You're absolutely right, I just realised that's what they're doing
>>67268937
5m20s maximum kek
>>67269217
Just form, it varies
Plus he's clearly frustrated by the slow play.
>>67269236
>not going for the womens/gay market on the strength of Selby's arse
>It's a reverse of last frame episode
If ding wins this frame it will be beautiful
Welp
Better pop the kettle on ,were in for another long one
>>67269217
It's 11:30 so he's probably on the verge of killing himself
>Are you not entertained?
gf just sent me this lads
>>67269271
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>>67269275
>>67269282
>>67269305
Thx bbys.
This is kinda fun to watch. First time ever watching snooker.
>>67268937
Would get in the way of his cuck slave collar.
>>67269280
he's a freemason, was in an evangelical christian group that got a good tithe out of his championship win
snooker refs are great
Jan Verhaas just spends his time answering fans questions about obscure rules on twitter
>>67269311
Cherubism and other bone growth conditions fucking terrify me.
>>67269311
Back to /brit/, scum.
>Going through an entire thread in less than two frames
is snooker, dare I say it, MAINSTREAM now?
>>67269341
is that... teeth?!
>>67269135
>>67269105
And here she is now, in the middle obviously
>>67269339
>tfw at my granddad's funeral I found out he was a high-ranking Freemason
YES SELBY YA BEAUT
>>67269355
they're selby frames tbf
>>67269355
notice the lack of yanks in this thread
>here, yes
>literally everywhere else, no
>>67269327
do yourself a favour and go and look up ronnie's 5 minute maximum
>>67269339
His dad left and he fucked off to a cult didn't he basically?
Didn't he cheat on his wife in a Travelodge or something?
>>67269327
It's usually more exciting
but I suppose there's a perverse enjoyment in this safe play bullshit where no one pots anything
>>67269363
Breasts look good.
>>67269376
Gets decent viewing figures in the UK
pls make it 9-8 dingbat
>>67269361
No, bone.
>there's another frame still to play
>>67269341
Deformed bones literally make my skin crawl
>>67269355
only in Britain and only for the world championship
>>67269363
I would
>Steve Davis lost half a stone in weight during the world champs
From where?!
>>67269410
Fucking hell
>you cunts better finish it off in the next 25 mins otherwise I have to pay the staff bank holiday rates
>>67269381
>Didn't he cheat on his wife in a Travelodge or something?
something about this made me kek out loud. Snooker professionals are by far and away the scabbiest "athletes" going
When did they start playing 9 frames a session? I haven't watched snooker in years and thought it was 8 in the world's.
>>67269429
He offloaded the baggies he had stashed up his jumper
>>67269417
Is it really growing in popularity in Chinkland?
Or is this just what they're hoping will happen
>>67269445
One of the sessions have to be odd though
>>67269460
Ding is like David Beckham over there
>>67269445
Just for the final, since there's potentially an extra 2 frames
>>67269431
try bone cancer m8
>>67269445
35 potential frames in the final. could possibly have 11 in the final evening session if it goes down to the wire so this one's 9 instead of 8
There's a few pros on twitter seem to be on Ding's side. The Bing and Mark King both showing bias for Ding.
>>67269487
EVOLUTION
>>67269487
Starting to feel ill looking at these deformities and illnesses.
>>67269460
they said they're averaging 20 million viewers in China
Nice 20 break selby.
Cancer.
>>67269497
That's because everyone hates Mark Selby
Fuck you guys
Decent thread ruined by those skull pictures
I understand trigger warnings now
>>67269512
Some men just want to watch the world snookered by the baulk colours
>>67269511
Rising to 30-50 million when Ding plays, though it's probably more than that for the final.
>>67269497
This is in no way a surprise. Mark Selby will be disliked by other players for dragging out frames.
>>67269511
Jesus
I guess even a small fraction of 1.5 billion people is still more than the UK
I'd rather have Mark Selby over Graeme Dott and Peter Ebdon.
Didn't ebdon cause O'Sullivan to ragequit from playing too slowly?
>>67269410
I had a tumour in my jaw bone when I was a teenager. Luckily they cut it out, otherwise I could have ended up like that
>>67269378
That was ridiculous, wow.
>>67269383
Yea, I was just watching some youtube videos, this definitely seems slower than most of the other things i've seen.
>>67269550
Probably the only 'murrican watching and I just decided to watch to be le randonz lulz! :*
didn't realise trump bullied dominic dale into leaving twitter lel
>>67269497
Well, it's not surprising that King is rooting for Ding, since he'd be next in line.
>>67269566
what a dick head
back from MOTD
update me.
>>67269577
BDK
>dat cut
>Ding getting twitchy
>literally visable facial ticks
Selby wants shooting for what he's doing to poor Ding
>>67269561
Shit senpai. Jaw stuff is the worst, I had a mandibular osteotomy when I was younger, got a nice strong jawline now but christ, never again.
>>67269588
Selby is still a boring cunt
>>67269588
ding looking good until the selby torture
now he's fallen apart
>>67269581
They're both pricks
People knock ding and fu for being boring but at least they're not actively annoying
>dat cannon
>>67269566
Not really tbf, Dale is just a little fanny
OK, I'm going to bed lads. See you tomorrow.
>3 (three) full threads
Fucking hell
I'll be in your dreams tonight.
JUSTICE
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So comfy
They should ban kicks desu
>20 points
>Safety
>20 points
>Safety
Slow and steady wins the race
#TeamSelbz
>>67269606
>>67269612
one for Team GB then.
AND SO THE TACTICAL PLAY BEGINS
>>67269588
Selby is a cunt
>Ali Carter is not in the final
Switch off
>>67269641
AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
>>67269641
I literally dreamt about ding the other day lel
>tfw someone's actively trying to bore you to death but making sure you don't go to sleep
Don't how Ding is getting through this
>>67269668
The only final Ali Carter would get to is of the World Shitting Championships
>>67269604
Well mine was the maxilla so you can't even see half of it's missing
Literally just slapped himself
I have a lot more respect for the molester from Leicester
>>67269588
You are still the biggest faggot on this board.
>>67269588
>2016
>not knowing you can watch the last two hours live tv on the BBC website
sigh...
