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Final (best of 35 frames)
Sunday 1 May - Monday 2 May
Sessions at 14:00 and 19:00 on both days
Ding Junhui (Chn) v Mark Selby (Eng)
>yesterday is the first day of snooker I've missed all tournament
>two 500+ post threads
why do you do this to me
Come on Ding
Based Virgo edition
Ding 18 - 15 Selby desu
>be selby
>be so unlikeable that 99% of english people are supporting a chinese guy
Supporting Ding tbqh
>>67247688
don't get the hate for selby 2bh, I actually quite like him
still supporting Ding though
excuse the shittyness
>>67248238
Nice 1 Magyarbro
>>67247688
I think it's a case of him not being likeable more so than unlikeable if you know what I mean. Just very dull and uninteresting but has a lovely arse
https://twitter.com/Marcofu18/status/726739829975834624
RIP ;_;
>>67247478
wish Ding will take it, but the molester will tire everyone out of the game and steal it
>>67248131
For me it's nothing personal, I'm sure he's a nice guy just chasing his dreams, but he's a boring player and approach to the game. Players like Selby make snooker fucking horrific to watch at times.
>>67249364
>safety play is boring
>muh century breaks
>>67248905
Cheating cunt
>>67248905
Fu is a sneaky cheating cunt.
Who /flogit/ in here?
>>67250080
fuck off cunt
Dressing gown on, about to make some tea, I'm ready for a fine day of snooker.
Did the nickname "The Torturer" come from Selby's playing style, or was it just a meme like the Human Leopard that happened to come true? I swear he used to be okay to watch.
>Selby cant watch the game
lel
first session will end 5-3 in selby's favour, the score going into tomorrow will be 9-7 to selby
>>67250224
He's always been a bit like that I think, it really shows in some games especially vs players like Ronnie
>>67249726
Mark pls
>>67251182
I bet you're one of the fannies who sit in the crowd 6 rows back coughing after every shot with an extra loud bbc commentary ear piece and wave your shitty little ton up flag whenever you get the chance hoping you'll get put on TV for a couple of shitty seconds
>>67251386
Calm down, John Virgo. Watch some fucking Match of the Day.
good times
Let's all watch some snooker
I wonder how Mark has recovered from yesterday. That was some tense shit.
>>67251850
no-one cares lad.
so anyways
friendly reminder if you're not supporting Selby you're a literal rasheed.
>>67252168
Don't like selby
>>67252234
Fuck off paki
reminder to filter 190cm obese lad and ignore his shit to keep /147/ a comfy zone
>>67252047
He'll flag today, but he'll bounce back tomorrow. I'm predicting today's score will end up 9-7 to Ding, but both players will play better tomorrow.
>>67252234
RASHEED.
honestly tho, JFs will kill snooker.
keep snooker british.
He could have potted that.
THE TORTURE BEGINS
>>67252297
This desu lads
>>67252297
>>67252553
samefaggotry
man don't be like that and be all aggro.
This match is about good vs evil
>>67252433
Was it Ronnie called him a toturer
I want to see qts crying on Dings return to China .t.b.h.
Ding has a really nervous vibe to him today. Hopefully he loosens up, or this will be a whitewash for old Stickability.
>BBC stream lagging like fuck
why
why must my internet be shit now
pls selby win it for Britain.
baka just fucking end it all
>>67252851
don't bring the aggro by shitposting then, take your Xanax and get comfy.
>>67253023
50 million chink on vpn, get use to it.
Damnit if Ding doesn't pick himself up he's going to get molested.
Why do the good guys always choke?
>>67253117
Selby sold his soul in exchange for being Ebdon+ with a big arse
>>67253093
don't tell me what to do?
Don't choke Pikachu
>Sometimes you can get a bad tip
You're telling me, John. I had 50 quid on Stuart Bingham.
>here's what this shit player has been tweeting this morning
Stop it please Hazel
>>67253514
Casuals out
Fuck sake lads /147/ was busy last night, where are you all at?
>Eurosport Germany showing women's football instead of snooker
>>67253782
I was watching F1. Still gotta drop by the gym at some point.
>>67253782
Streaming Leicester, probably.
>>67252864
Evil always wins.
Only in fiction they lose.
>>67250224
Ronnie gave him the name in an interview
>wanting a chink to win in our glorious sport
how fuckin' cucked can u get?
It's funny when you know that some of the audience only clap because the BBC commentary said it was a good shot.
>>67254090
>Wanting Winnie the Pooh to beat Jozef Mengele
Why are you so eager to make this about race? I promise we will post here whether or not you try to incite racial hatred against the lovable human teddy bear.
Say what you want about Selby and his plump arse but he's an incredible safety player - one of the GOATs
>>67254090
How many times do you want to repeat your stupid memes?
>>67254400
>>67254557
excuse me
>>67252297
>seeing hidden anon posts
just filter him senpai
![dec-14-2009-united-kingdom-picture-by-neil-plumb-photography-07814-DN0HA8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iKtrhvW.jpg "dec-14-2009-united-kingdom-picture-by-neil-plumb-photography-07814-DN0HA8[1]")
CAN'T STING THE DING
>>67254746
That trophy still looks like a prosthetic leg to me.
>selby tactical battle
kill me now
>>67254896
Casuals out
Selby's shameful tactics working I see.
Lifelong Lesta fan in the front rows
>>67255108
Casuals out
anti-snooker wins again
>>67255163
Casuals out
Great frame tBh
>Ding JUSThui
You'll never be world champ taking on shots like that Ding
Am I the only one that can't stand Selby?
He seems to slow down every game he's in and turn it into a tedious, dirty, depressing grind. No other player manages to suck the fun out of snooker quite like Selby does. He kills games.
And this part may just be because I hate him, but I have never seen anyone be as lucky as he is. Even when he misses or messes up, he manages to get the snooker.
I'd love to see the statistics of the longest matches in the world championship. I bet Selby appears in most of them.
>>67255248
Casuals out
>Studio talking as if Ding's getting a bashing.
Only 2 frames played, knobheads.
>>67255248
>Am I the only one that can't stand Selby?
have you read any post in this thread?
>>67255248
selby is the simeone of snooker
>>67255248
Casuals out
>>67255266
I'm no expert but I watch every single match when it's on tv. I'm far from a casual.
>>67255303
Actually no, I was thinking where I could post online to discuss snooker and decided to visit /sp/. I just posted what I was thinking and then read
Why is Selby spamming Hadoken, so unfair.
>>67255248
I always liked him until this tournament. And he's not being lucky; he genuinely is good enough to do all the "lucky" shots he goes for. That's why it's so agonising to watch him just play safety after safety when he could easily pot these balls.
>>67255248
>Am I the only one that can't stand Selby?
No
>>67255355
>I was thinking where I could post online to discuss snooker and decided to visit /sp/
>>67255408
>over an hour gone
>2-0
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys, I need Ronnie
>>67255527
to be fair it is the best place for live match discussion
>>67255528
Casuals out
>>67255528
Selby's playing, what do you expect? Why do you think no one likes him?
>>67255330
It's funny how I arrived at the same conclusion as many others after observing Selby play for years and never discussing it once with another person. I'm probably less of a casual than you are.
>>67255745
These 'casuals' are actually discussing the final. What exactly are you doing?
I'v posted in everyday of /147/ so far but if your seriously watching the first 3 or 4 fames of this over the Leicester game , youre a drip!
>>67255248
>I have never seen anyone be as lucky as he is
Ronnie is the luckiest fucker on the planet, the guy won like 3 frames the first round in a row on flukes, it happens every time, like you can almost guarantee every session at least 1 of ronnie's frames will be won on a fluke.
>>67255833
come on son, you're on the internet, you got to take some bantz
>it's another episode of Ding choking under pressure
AYYYY
who's winning lads? I'm new to snooker and don't understand the scoring at the bottom
>>67255891
>snooker on PC
>footy on TV
#Simples
>>67255939
Outside numbers is score in this frame, inner numbers are frames won, centre number is the amount of frames the game is played over
Selby is winning both this frame and overall, it's essential first to 18
>>67255887
>not watching both
>>67255887
>not watching both
Casuals out
>>67256000
thanks mate, that's a great help
>>67255939
67 2 (35) 0 43
Best of 35 frames, selby has 2, ding 0
in this frame singular frame, which is frame 3
selby has 67 points, ding as 43 points
>>67256011
>>67256032
Yeah i have it on my TV but im not really watching it , just checking it
Dong getting dicked tbqh
sad to see
>>67256206
>Dong getting dicked
kek
>>67256206
>3 frame start for Molester, Gotta give these players a chance
t. chinky ding
how is this considered a sport
>>67256580
Casuals out
>>67256580
how isn't it a sport
>>67256580
you'd love it m8, it features high scores, fat people and lots of clapping
>>67256580
how is NASCAR?
>>67256710
one vital ingredient it's missing to appeal to Murricans: big black guys
>>67256730
it's not
>>67256696
it's not a sport, it's a game
>>67256710
>>67256767
bootyblasted britbongs detected, but really that's all of you
>Pork bun is stuffed
One for the stat lads. What important trophies have Ding/Selby won? Wikipedia is shit.
>>67256860
>Sport: Stock car racing
>Category: Auto racing
>Auto racing is a sport involving the racing of automobiles for competition.
SportAccord uses the following criteria, determining that a sport should:
>have an element of competition
>be in no way harmful to any living creature
>not rely on equipment provided by a single supplier (excluding proprietary games such as arena football)
>not rely on any "luck" element specifically designed into the sport
They also recognise that sport can be primarily physical (such as rugby or athletics), primarily mind (such as chess), predominantly motorised (such as Formula 1), primarily co-ordination (such as billiard sports), or primarily animal-supported (such as equestrian sport).
>>67256976
>Selby won?
All of them
Doesn't look like Ding can fight back, especially against someone like Selby.
>>67256976
Selby has won the triple crown and Ding has won the masters and the UK
>>67257061
he's just being absolutely molested
almost a flat-out rape at this point
TON UP
I've not seen a chink get tortured like this since Nanking
>>67247688
This
I would have been happy if McManus, Fu, or Ding won it, but not Dickface Selby
>>67257079
Thanks.
Then I hope Ding can win the triple-crown.
*cough*
>>67257141
THANK YOU BASED BING
>>67257141
I thought you were away until Monday?
THANK YOU BASED BING
>>67256860
>foolishly enters thread
>get rekd with top bants
>b-bootyblasted britbongs detected
Thanks for stopping by, goober
>>67257141
THANK YOU BASED BING
please give Ding ur power
>>67257144
top lel
>>67257141
THANK YOU BASED BING
DING CONFIRMED BAMBOOZLED
Why is Stephen Hendry dressed like a hobo?
Come on Ding.
>Pot the red, pot the blue,
>We will come through.
>Steven Fry bit
OH HE'S A GENIUS ISN'T HE? SUCH A NATIONAL TREASURE, GENIUS MAN, LOVE HIM, SUCH AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS MAN
>>67257300
nice meme friendo :^)
>>67257289
He's going through a midlife crisis bohemian phase
shitting through the eye of a needle lads
Have to fucking work in 2 hours
>>67257341
Top lol, lad. Stephen Fry, with his face like a beached seal's flipper.
If we're going to do the frog praying bit again, we better do it early enough, this time.
>>67257401
>working on a bank holiday sunday
RASHEED
qt female ref spotted?
Suddenly qts
>>67257441
there's fucking loads of them
>tfw going to become pro to get a qt ref replace my balls
when will they continue?
>>67257441
cor i'd like a double kiss of her pink
Why does this fat faggot Fry not go away already?
Have some mid session kqts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1uKdSOesH0
some of these girls are 16...
>>67257582
Do Korean qts shave their bush or are they like Japs and have an unkempt fucking forest down there?
>>67257582
fuck off back to /tv/ paedo scum
>>67257582
They are Korean though, which is a shame.
>>67257608
artificial turf
>>67257582
>tfw you're not a qt korean pop star
the torture has resumed
>>67257608
They shave mostly these days
>>67257612
They are pure girls they don't know what they're singing
147 coming up
screencap this
The molesting continues. I'm dead inside.
>>67257654
he'll get to 40 and then play a pointless safety shot
>>67257654
lel
Two consecutive missed sitters
Nerves?
Magnets?
Overrated players?
does snooks have a mercy rule? If Ding's losing 10-0 can he just concede the match?
*cough*
>>67257698
*cue Dennis Taylor saying these tables are not like your club tables*
what's going on with ding lads?
why is he playing so shit?
>>67257754
too much pressure, he hasn't got the bottle to be a champion
>>67257754
imagine you were being molested by Lelby
would you be able to snooker properly?
Barry Hearn on suicide watch
WHERE HAVE ALL THE CHINESE PLAYERS GONE
>Ding 0 (Zero), (0) (Zero)
>>67257754
He had an easy route to the final Trump is just as inconsistent as Ding is
147 coming up
screencap this
>>67257824
Selby's run to the final was a piece of cake compared to Ding's
147 coming up
screencap this
>>67257854
We already know Selby is a top player though Ding still has to prove himself
>>67257863
lel
MISTER CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE MY DING HAS GONE
HE'S A CANTONESE BOY
I WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND THE DING GOT DONGED
OH MY CANTONESE BOY
>>67257847
>>67257863
Just leave or stop posting ,your just exposing you casualness
>>67257879
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN DING GOT DONGED?
>>67257854
And Seby chocked his way to final, literally only found form in last session, if a semi final ding was playing a quarter final selby, it would be over.
HO HO
Time for another hour frame
>>67257904
If adult Ding played against baby Selby it would be over already
That old lady's asleep
If Selby suddenly lost both arms, it'd be over.
>>67257904
>what is peaking towards the end of the tournament
Only mugs like Trump play their best snooker early on
apology for poor english
when were you when ching chong dies?
i was sat at home eating beef chow mein when barry ring
"ding is kill’
‘no’
how are the chinese so shit at everything?
Went to Spoons for Lestah and an all-day breakfast. Has Ding been choking or has the Zester squeezed him out?
This thread is all avant-garde
What went wrong yesterday was based
>>67257904
If my auntie had a set of balls she'd be my uncle
>>67257898
I was sitting at home when the doorbell rang
'Ding dong'
PUT THE CUTIE REFS BACK ON
TOP TIER
>O' Sullivan
>Selby
>Robertson
GOOD TIER
>Bingham
>Hawkins
>Trump
>Ding
OK TIER
>Murphy
>Walden
>Allen
>Macguire
>Fu
JUST RETIRE ALREADY TIER
>Higgins
>McManus
>Milkins
>Dott
Are we'll all in agreement?
>>67257973
yesterday was mostly shitposts, it only stopped when MOTD came on and people left again
>>67257968
both
>>67257973
Full of casuals
>>67257968
ebin blog post
/subscribed
>>67257989
>putting our guy Based Ricky Walden in OK TIER
>>67257973
The quality of /147/ is inverse to the amount of people watching and how late a stage in the tournament it is.
>>67257989
Murphy should be GOOD TIER
>>67257990
It didn't really change when MOTD camd on though ,people just said it was going to
>avant-garde
>>67258011
maybe a few years ago but he's fallen off a bit
>>67257989
>Murphy
>Triple crown winner
>OK TIER
Casuals out
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
JUST
>>67258034
Looks abit like you
>>67258038
>maybe a few years ago but he's fallen off a bit
Literaly won the 2015 masters. What are you smoking?
>>67258045
gonna JUST-up a picture of Ding for the next thread OP
>>67258045
Ding JUSThui
>>67258038
When there's fuel in the Rolls Royce cueing action he's still a top top player
>>67258053
you wouldn't say shit to me irl, dw about it.
>>67258001
Only thing you need to subscribe to is Weight Watchers mate
ENGLANDWINSLOL
>>67258065
I'd av you any day m8
>>67258066
#REKT
>>67258066
nah m8, i also need to subscribe to sky sports because Swansea aare an actual established prem side :^)
>it's a 190cm tripfag doing nasty shitposting episode
/147/ is comfy, pls be nice or leave
So what are you lads doing while watching snooker? Almost 1am here
>>67258065
You're hard
>>67258085
>Swansea aare an actual established prem side
Relegated next year. Screencap this.
can we all just discuss the snooker?
cheers
>>67257989
>Trump in good tier
Getting sick of the BBC saying how Trump is going to start dominating and winning world titles. They've been saying it for years but that day never comes, because he's shit, and his hair is a fucking disgrace it's like he's balding on one side but tries to cover it
CROUCHING SELBY HIDDEN DING
JUST IGNORE HIM YOU FUCKING CUNTS
>>67258066
BTFO
Based hull trip
>>67258090
>watching snooker doesn't take up 100% of your time
CASUALS REEEEEEEEEE
>>67258086
>it's a set up my filters last night and the thread is comfy episode
Remember the 2013 UK final where Selby choked on that black?
I went into an autist rage at that.
>>67257989
Fu might have done well in this tournament but usually he doesn't get that far iirc
>>67258114
You're posting on 4chan m7 you little 시발
>>67258107
But it's fun blowing him the fuck out
>>67258139
you sunk my battleship
s-t-e-r-l-i-n-g
>>67258154
Rasheed
>>67258123
You mean Ronnie?
>ding dong
>6-0
Ruh roh
This will be over by tomorrow afternoon at this rate
>ding
TV Downstairs is half a secound in front and i can hear it
Fucking spoilers REEEEEE
>>67258222
Maybe ask your mum to turn it down, m8.
dilly ding dilly dong
>>67258222
Why don't you just watch it downstairs?
>whistling
>>67258222
Why not sit and watch it with your Dad or Mum's boyfriend or whatever then?
>>67257989
o'sullivan needs to be in just retire already tier
side-note: I stopped posting here for a few minutes so you'd all get off my dick, this thread is meant to be comfy so stop being dickheads and discuss snooker in a patrician manner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI
>>67258251
Ronnie retires 2 or 3 times a year tbf
oh you touch my tralala
>>67258244
>>67258248
In bed and comfy
>>67258237
Iv closed my door
>the City of Ding
>>67258251
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG
I will buy a pack of Oranjeboom and a bag of pork scratchings for whoever shops this.
ding dong the chink is dead
>>67258254
Actually looks like Selby if he had a tache and a mullet
>>67258295
Make it Selby with a cue in his hand ,the women Coventry shirt guy and the two chinks in the bottom ding and 190cm
>Dingham
Has anyone actually enjoyed watching these last 6 frames? Has anyone enjoyed any frame from Selby in this entire championship?
>has Selby 20 quid 9/1
>>67258377
Casuals out
JUST CHOKE MY FINAL UP
Is Ding even interested?
>>67258423
Not him but Selby is pretty boring to watch desu
>>67258271
he doesn't even retire even tho he says he does
he's that dick head who gets all A's and pretends he never revised
>it has been a year since Bing banged the fat cunt and stole our hearts
Bigger story than Leicester
This match:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzc5vW9Ze44
>>67258459
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG
>>67258292
just grow up.
Refer to: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Article_10_of_the_European_Convention_on_Human_Rights
>>67258377
even selby supporters have gotten to this level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU
you can feel it the audience and commentary, everyone depressed for the little guy
Jesus Lelby, have mercy
He's just a boy
>>67258494
Fuck off rasheed
>>67258480
Brexit now
Death to trips
>>67258474
can everyone tell this fool to stop?
Lelby BTFO
Uncle Barry will be giving Selby a visit between sessions if he carries on bullying Pot Noodle.
Imagine paying £200 for a final session ticket, only for there to only be a couple of frames
>>67258496
Ding is used to getting battered in finals by now he'll be fine
>>67258536
You shouldn't of even bothered
>>67258555
>shouldn't of
Uneducated Neanderthals please leave, this is a sport for us educated folk.
>>67258539
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG
>>67258541
You
JUST
>>67258576
Have/of
Whatever easy mistake
>7-0
Damnit Ding. This is suffering.
Will Ding ever return to Sheffield after this?
Absolutely, 100% molested
>>67258609
He's back now
worst quality final ive ever seen
>this fucking snoozefest
6-1
Ding is back baby and he's on the rampage!
Ding back at it again with the white ball
>>67258630
you
WEW
time for 30 mins of tactical
Ding's shit today.
Are the lights too bright?
one for the purists this one lads
love a good tactical snookering battle
Gotta give these players a chance
i just want to see them cute trainee refs again ;_;
>>67258674
>lights too bright
lolwut
Unpopular opinions: Snooker edition.
- This world championship has been of a very, very poor level. (Mcmanus/Williams going a far as they did, O'Sullivan/Robertson losing early, Selby only playing properly in the final)
- O'Sullivan is not even GOAT tier
- Michaela is a stupid fucking arrogant bitch of whom was dragging the sport down.
-Steve Davis is GOAT tier
- Zhou Yuelong will be GOAT tier in 10 years time
- The Chinese are killing the sport
- Selby has shit hair
- O'sullivan is only considered GOAT because he has a badman persona (refer to Cain Dingle in Emmerdale/Alex Higgins in Snooker)
-Stephen Lee is really unfortunate and only got banned because he's a fat cunt
- Higgins needs to be life banned tho
Fucking hell
>>67258630
Selby can't fucking handle mistakes, he's tilting hard
7-0
JUST
Didn't even read it you fat mug
>>67258703
Yes my son, nice work
>Ding
Will ding shoot himself after this session?
This physically hurts
these two blokes constantly look like they're desperately holding in a shit
>>67258708
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG
RAPE
A
P
E
Have you ever seen anyone choke harder than Ding
can selby win this final by tonight?
>>67258738
He'd probably miss
All the Chinese poster have disappeared!?!?!
BTFO CHINA ON SUICIDE WATCG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BliAPzEsao0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BliAPzEsao0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BliAPzEsao0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BliAPzEsao0
>>67258732
Please leave my Oranjeboom and scratchings by Preston train station, just by the taxi rank at 3pm tomorrow. I will collect discreetly once you've left
>>67258760
No, first to 18 and there's only 16 frames today
>>67258763
Lel
DING
DING
DING
DOES IT AGAIN
Bud DING!!
THE COMEBACK BEGINS
HE DID IT
>>67258708
people discuss this.
His long potting is atrocious
SELBY GETTING DINGED
>>67258799
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG
>>67258799
What's it like having two chins?
Say Say Say
what you want
But you play games
It's not a sport
Take Take Take
what you need
But pleaset leave me
to >>>/asp/
was it shakespeare that first said...what is snooker?
>>67258828
Wouldn't be a /147/ without you based leafless canda
>>67258818
stop.
>>67258825
literally why is everyone being mean?
>>67258769
CUZ EYE WURR DESE GARGLES
>>67258863
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG
>>67258703
Mine was better 2bh
Can Selby make it a Junhuilocaust
>>67258863
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG
Ding JUSThui
>>67258832
WHAT IS SNOOKER?
SELBY, DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE
-ding, 2016
>Great Shot signs
Fuck you Barry Hearn
>>67258932
refer to:
>>67258873
>>67258900
>>67258932
Imagine it with a live twitch chat and hearthstone emotes
Suddenly "ton up" doesn't seem so bad
COME ON DING MAKE LELBY FEEL THAT STING
>>67258951
MbtT contributes instead of posting weak bait and general attention seeking
>>67258966
next they'll be getting the pundits to read out live tweets between frames
oh wait
>>67258986
>MbtT contributes
ok then.
refer to:
>>67258708
now how the fuck aren't i contributing you stupid cunt
>>67259015
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG
>>67259015
As I said: weak bait and attention seeking
>>67259015
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG
>>67259033
i literally offered so much to say
>>67259047
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG
Fuck off the lot of you
reminder:
>>67252297
>>67259029
>>67259044
>>67259062
and now the comfyness has gone..
>>67259083
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG
what's going on with the tables, why is it favoring mark selby?
>>67259121
magnets
the utter state of this thread
sort it out lads
>>67259098
ok not responding to you anymore
anybody got any pictures of the cute girl refs?
>>67259082
I second this. I've done it, and now my only disturbance is people responding to him.
reminder:
>>67252297
>>67259143
going to stop posting here soon, dw about it famalam.
>>67259142
If you're desperate, you can start live programmes from the beginning again on iPlayer
>>67259143
I'm sure they are responding to themself and making it look like its other anons
>>67259129
I got you senpai
>>67259142
seconded, especially the one with glasses hng
>>67259196
I've by now filtered the standard STFU reply as well. Thread more or less fixed.
>>67259142
>>67259208
shit pic I know
6-2
Selbyfags on suicide watch!
I CAN FEEL HOPE ONCE MORE
ring the bells, it's ding dong happening
>>67259248
hnggg
just in time for the break
>>67259257
>Rasheed
Kek
>>67259196
how can it be me when the man is responding within less than a minute?
WE'LL BE DINGING
WHEN WE'RE WINNING
>>67258454
so was ebdon
>former World Snooker Champion.
>twice is better,
>>67259308
KILL YOURSELF TRIPFAG
Now let's hope Ding doesn't choke on his noodles
>>67259248
Desislava Bozhilova
Only 75 minutes till we start again.
>>67258536
underrated.
>>67259331
lol irl
>>67259358
OINGA BOINGA, ARF ARF...DADDY RIKEY!
>>67259359
mvp right here
>>67259121
superior sperm
>>67259377
but seriously m8, kill yourself
B I N G
I
N
G
>>67259445
If Selby wins this, he will be the number 1 again.
>>67259445
will ronnie actually retire for good when he drops out of the top 16? can't see him being bothered to go through qualifiers
>>67259438
>Desislava Bozhilova
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>67259445
>Shaun Murphy washed up
Lmao casuals make me laugh
>>67259248
>1h 10min...
>>67259445
>Blorkins only 14th
Does he just go to the Wuxi Classic and that to indulge in local prostitutes?
>>67259441
yeah for an hour and 10 minutes I practically will be dead.
i'll be asleep waiting for the next session :3
have some trifle waiting for me when i wake up :3
>>67259547
god you're pathetic - just fuck off nobody wants you in here
>>67259575
Nah
>>67259547
Keep posting
>>67259575
If you stop feeding him he'll go away
really UK?
this is what you've come to in order to entertain yourselves?
I thought soccer was silly but this is just sad
>>67259775
I can see that you are a funny person
ITT: Anons can't into filters
rate my OC pls
Why oh why can't I stop humming Snooker Loopy since four days?
>I bet listening to it twice a day doesn't help though
>>67260576
Is that the swans?
RIP moose
>>67260644
Because you're snooker loopy.
>>67260576
6/10 i like it
Just got in. 6-2 what went wrong?
>>67260925
Natural World is a top top programme.
>>67260943
The moose died
>>67259310
DILLY DING DILLY DONG SELBY HAS IT WON
>>67260954
These moose noises are so irritating. Imagine walking through the serene Canadian wilderness only to hear what sounds like someone getting intermittently throat fucked every 2 minutes.
>>67260954
That scenic shot over the river was really beautiful
>>67261056
>>67261108
I haven't been paying attention to this episode. The last one with the animal hospital in the jungle was good. Top quality series anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_yYpmLtZ2g
This entrance for Ronnie next year?
Hello darkness my old friend....
I would fucking annihilate Hazel's vagina.
>hello darkness my old friend
I hope Dingus is ready for some more molesting.
this
All the lads
>>67261221
This is so funny. Told ronnie have been strapped for cash or in the midst of a manic phase.
The snooker rating system is so fucking retarded.
>tfw got to #8 on slither as Our Boy Ding
>empty seats
Tss
>>67261404
>selby
I wouldnt turn up either.
>>67261429
more like shillby
>>67261429
>>67261445
Casuals out
>hendry on comms
hope he keeps subtly shit talking Selby
9 frames tonight. Here's to a comfy late finish.
I hope they finish in time for Match of the Day
>the gulag of Ding
>that smug fat fuck who sits next to the player's chair
every fucking time
>>67261466
>mfw Selby ends up winning 7 world champs
Grandma just gave 100 quid lads!
Inb4 Neil Robertson complaining on twitter that shouldn't have gone in on a tournament table.
What is Ding's nickname?
'The Dong'?
>>67261561
Little chinese fella
> bank holiday tomorrow
> started drizzling outside
> home alone for the week
> kettle always on
> ding making a game of it
maximum comfy engaged
>>67261561
In it to Ding it
>>67261590
>ding making a game of it
Spoke too soon pal
>>67261505
His daughter is a cutey though.
>>67261561
He's been referred to as The Bullet before because of his incredible long shots.
>>67261505
>that autist fiddling with his glasses in the middle isle
Every fucking time.
>>67261610
(you)
>>67261690
Thanks, I needed that
>>67261561
Winner Winner Chicken Dinger
>>67260931
Here we go again
>Snooker loopy nuts are we... etc.
>>67261561
Pot Noodle
>Chinese snooker
>Ding misses the shot
>>67261561
The Belltower
>Ding
They should do some trick shots in my imo
Maybe give them style points for it. I think it would improve a game like this
dinks nickname is
'the choker'
but its not his fault. having 1.1 bn people watching you must be terrifying
Why is ding so sensitive lads? I feel like I need to protect him from the cruelty of the West.
>>67261884
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artistic_billiards
>>67261884
go play billiards
Chinese qt
>>67261917
i want to protect that smile
chinese snooker on qt watch
DiNG DING DING GO GO GO
>>67261933
more like autistic billiards amirite?
GO GO GO
>>67261900
>but its not his fault. having 1.1 bn people watching you must be terrifying
They're watching Selby as well though.
QUTE
fuck sake ding
barry down the local would beat you at pool at this rate
How many world titles will Selby win before he retires? I reckon he'll get 4 or 5 and sit in the bracket of players just outside of the GOAT discussion (e.g. Higgins)
lmao this is legendary choking
Guy Guys its all set up perfect
Liecester win by default when Spuds get BTFO
and then the Jester form Liecester wins the snooker
>>67261917
Tell me ding who hurt you?
> ironic clapping
disgracefur dispray
>ding
jesus christ lad
I've seldom seen choking like this, and I'm Dutch for god's sake.
>>67261999
he is defitiely higgins level. depends if ronnie can be bothered
>>67261996
Made me spit out my drink
>>67261992
Barry down the local is a shark.
>>67262042
these slowmos are gold
Someone needs to ring the Samaritans
Both Ding and Fu have cheated this tournament, just sayin'
>Ding Junhui GO GO GO! :3
>Ding
Wtf
>this shit about ding being intimidated
come on, he's hardly a newcomer, he's played all the big guns of the sport
he's just having a bad day
on a very very important occassion.
This Chinaman is bringing the entire sport into disrepute.
Question: if you pocket one of the coloured balls and then one of the red in the same shot, do you still need to pocket a red one next?
Sorry if I'm using wrong terms.
>>67262085
clearly selected by the Chinee governmento to represent them
>>67262111
he's a well documented choker
>>67262080
should come as no surprise to anyone studying at a chinese dominated uni, which is basically all of them. chinese students take up al the computers in the library then just fuck around on their phones all day and cheat every chance they can get
but unis get loads of money out of them so they dont give a fuck. its borderline fraud
last one
>>67262134
That's a foul lad
>>67262134
That's a foul mate.
The only time you're allowed to pot multiple balls is if you pot more than one red, whilst on the red
>>67262111
He's never played a final at the crucible
>>67262134
It would be a foul
>>67261983
Would make a clearance in one go
>>67262177
>>67262182
>>67262198
I see. Thanks.
>>67262171
>Filename
Had a giggle
>>67261561
The Witch Hunter
>>67262042
Literally choking
>>67262167
This is Sheffield uni all over. Med students and engineers
>>67262085
>spics, asians, their all cheating bastards
fuck ding, choke some more
>>67262161
EBIN
>>67262134
I'm pretty sure this is a fault.
I lost all hope, another wank fest at the end with Selby and his granny wife
>>67262360
Ding will wing
Whos the main commentator
way better then the others i.e not annoying
Britain/China coalition when
wish i was a rich guy that could go to the snooker and hire an attractive lady to sit beside me looking pretty and young
>>67262450
When we get them addicted to opium
>>67262430
Willie Thorne and Stephen Hendry.
Apparently Selby's tip was rock hard
>every cue is different
this isn't harry potter steve
>>67262452
virgin alert
the last place you wanna take the gf is the snooker. for your own sanity
>>67262587
So you hire your gf?
>>67262596
>>67262596
New thread lads
>>67262161
Is that Nanking?
the flukey felcher strikes again
>>67262430
Fuck off is Thorne not a complete pricknugget. Him, virgo and taylor are the triumvirate of twat-icity.
![Ding-Junhui-007[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RI0k1NC.jpg "Ding-Junhui-007[1]")
![hawkins2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FDUlQO0.jpg "hawkins2[1]")
