Day 3
Goff
>smallwood
>5' 10"
ravens
>A lions draft that isn't shit
Are we living in a new era lionsbros?
>eagles
>smallwood
sounds about right
>>67226478
>this is your franchise qb
Lel Rams
ANOTHER WR FOR THE BROWNS FUCKING KEK
>Browns
>Another WR
Poor Cleveland Fans.
>>67228709
5 inch penis tho
>>67228715
Joe Dahl?
Go cougs
Dahl was a beast, difficult to say if he can transistion to more conventional offense
Cowboys fan here. My wife and her son are asking me if there has ever been a better Cowboys draft. What do you think /sp/? I told them this is the best one ever.
>more offensive linesman
STAFFORD WILL BE UNTOUCHABLE
Also is Dahl any good?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
could b nice
matakevich or haeg had better be next tho
>more WRs
What are the Browns doing?!
Cowboys fan here, whos your favourite football player?
Pls don't post whites and I shouldn't have to explain why
where'd that Browns fan who said they'd kill themselves if another wr got drafted go?
What the fuck are the browsn doing?
>kek tier qb
>spend rest of picks on wrs
Goff will be a bust.
>>67228739
Elite OL
>>67228730
Is there a penis inspection at the combine ?
Im a Steelers fan but dag nabbed the Cowboys are dominating this draft, Ezekiel Elliot is Adrian Peterson on steroids, I would trade Leveon "4 yards per carry" Bell for him in a heartbeat, Im glad we wont be in a superbowl any time soon, we would just get BTFO by the Cowboys.
>>67228729
this is to make up for not drafting a WR in the most stacked WR class in recent memory
>>67226478
op is a fag 1/10
>>67228750
He's a fifth round pick, he doesn't have to be elite, just serviceable.
>wun hundret
>wun hundret
>""""wun"""" """"""""""hundret"""""""""
fucking rednecks
>>67228773
Cowfag please leave
skins
>>67228753
moneyball
>Carolina drafts 3 corners
>The best one is the 5th rounder
Gettlemagic once again deluding himself into thinking our o-line is good enough to win an owl
>>67228772
Yes and Chris Jones passed with flying colors. google Chris Jones nfl combine 40yd dash
2 words. Dak Prescott, the biggest steal in this draft.
I would kill for my Lions to have a front office as competent as the Cowboys.
>>67228773
Cowboys fan here, thanks fellow fan! Isn't it great to see blacks continue to dominate the league? Personally I support renaming it the Black Football League so we can get rid of the meme white players haha!
>>67228762
He's already dead
Who is winning this draft? Redskins, Browns, Jags, and Chargers seem to have made the best selections overall
Seattle and Panthers seem to be flailing so far and Cowboys are just making super risky bets
>>67228748
...isn't your wife's son your son too?
>>67226478
Are there still human beings that deny the Browns have had the single best draft of all time and this will be a season where they BTFO of every team with no points scored against them?
>>67228771
Gotta grab Burbridge, I think he is being highly underrated in this draft.
Cowboys fan here. Hey I'm at work and I can't get to ESPN. Has Brady cheated yet today? Anyone know?
Cleveland here.
I'm so hyped that RG3 is getting so many weapons to throw to.
>30 year long Bills season ticket holder
Poor guy.
>>67228818
This Cowboys false flagging is getting old
>>67228819
Agreed Mohammad! We need more muslims too!
>Smallwood ran a 4.47
I fucks wit it.
Just fuck my shit up
>>67228739
He's a depth pick.
>RB
SHADY BTFO
>>67228723
>a visor
He won't even see the elite AFC West pass rushes coming
>>67228765
The Browns are like niggers who spend all their welfare money on flashy clothing instead of buying diapers for their kids or for paying rent.
>>67228803
I literally wish Jerry would just take him out back behind the Charlotte Wendy's and put him down.
>>67228771
The espn talking heads said "good value." I love any OL good enough to stay on the team.
Based Bob qWIN
>>67228848
He can have all the weapons imaginable, he needs protection or he WILL die on the field
>tfw Prescott is the best QB in the draft
>instantly turned into a meme because of who drafted him
It's not fair...
I was just researching Ezekiel Elliot videos on youtube and holy toledo...this guy is the real deal, he was worthy of the #1 overall pick, the Cowboys got a steal at #4.
>>67228882
RG3 is pretty durable
yfw da bears win da draftb owl
>>67228835
Go away Bill, Martha Firestone knows what she is doing.
>>67228896
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67228828
Jags as of right now. Chargers' hasn't been too bad either.
The Panthers are just really overreacting to the Josh Norman loss.
wow, Dak Prescott is an absolute top pick. Why can't the 49ers be more like the Cowboys?
Cook went to the Raiders? The fuck. I'd imagine him going behind an older QB he can learn under the next few years, Raiders are the last team I expected him to go to. McKenzie must have a hard on for MSU players.
>>67228893
>Prescott was coached by Teboq's OC at Florida, wore the same number as Teboq and has the same build as Teboq
>plebs act surprised when people compare Prescott to Teboq
>>67228896
My balls are more durable than RG3.
>>67228835
Just wait
>making star trek analogies
What a fucking nerd
>>67228907
You tell em.
>>67228835
We still have another fifth round pick, you never know.
>>67228878
I've watched him for 2 years at wsu, he's great in pass coverage. It's just that Leach is a pass happy mad man
>>67228748
dat subtle cuck reference
Fucking John Harbaugh man
I do not like this new "le dumb delusional arrogant cowboys fan false flag" meme. We all know that they have many retarded fans, no need to invent new memes to remind us.
> Air National Guard
I thought National Guard is just for riots and stuff why do they need air stuff ?
>>67228930
I can't believe he wasn't taken yet.
Im a Packers fan but when we look back at this draft in 20, 30, maybe 40 years we will say one thing "This is when the Cowboys dominated the draft and this is why they have the most superbowls in the NFL"
>>67228773
Jags, Texans, and Vikings all have better drafts than the Cowboys so far.
>>67228963
What if there are riots in the air
>>67228945
>subtle
Are you serious?
>>67228963
The US National Guard branches can and do get deployed overseas. I was in the guard for a while and ended up having to do a tour in Iraq
>>67228961
>false flag
buttmad cowshits fan spotted
>tfw coltsfag
>tfw grigson hasn't drafted any receivers so far
HOLY SHIT DID HE FINALLY GROW A BRAIN?
>>67228968
>Texans
No way in hell, and I'm a Texans fan. The Texans FO a bunch of idiots overwhelmed by good 40 times.
>>67228924
>haven't actually studies his film, but superficial similarities to Tebow means he is Tebow
>calling someone else a pleb
Kill yourself ASAP.
>>67228968
No, no, and no. Cowboys just pulled off the draft of the century
>>67228828
Very happy with Bills draft, and even more stoked that the jets' look like shit
>>67228914
Jags are probably getting the most pure talent. I honesrtly like the Chargers overall draft more. They didn't really need a TE but Henry will be a great TE when Gates is gone. They are getting a great balance of offensive and defensive talent
>>67228988
Why'd you delete this post? You fucking pussy
Bosa will be a bust.
HE'S A BIG GUY
Any other Cowboys fans here? I'm watching my wife have sex with a black guy. How long does this usually take? I'd like to get back to watching our GOAT draft.
>nfl network making spaceballs jokes
Based
>>67228753
Josh Gordon is a 420 idiot who will most likely not come back. I was really hoping >we invest in DBs big time, but WRs are a big need too, so I'm fine with this.
>>67228996
you first fgt
>>67228989
>drafted Le'Raven Clark
No, no he did not.
>>67229008
They make it to the playoffs only for it to end in heartbreak again
>>67229001
t. Not even a Cowboys fan
any more meme QB's left for the AFC east to draft?
>>67228803
BPA BPA BPA
I guess
Why do you losers watch the draft this far in? There's nothing of value to see you dumb losers
>>67229008
He's the Trump of the NBA
Form a fucking wall
>>67229003
Bills first two picks are pretty strong. Not crazy about the rest but I'm not well read on their needs
>>67228987
ahh Ok, so you have the Army, the Marines and the national guard who go overseas ? Why three different branches ?
Seriously how do the Browns never learn? This has to be the worst franchise in the history of any sport. Everyone was jacking them off for trading down a million times just so they can select 10 mediocre players instead of 5.
You have the second overall pick, you can take a potential franchise QB, an elite left tackle, an elite safety/corner, or an elite pass rusher. What do you do? Trade down and take a midget wide receiver and accumulate countless worthless second/third day picks. They should just fire their FO and coaching staff now before they go 3-13.
>>67229027
You don't understand. If he makes 50% retarded picks and 50% average picks, it will be his best draft since 2012.
There is no understating how stupid Grigson is. Other than San Diego, I would have to think Indy has the biggest discrepancy between how good its potential is and how downright retarded its front office is.
As a 12 for life, I really have to tip my BEASTMODE cap to the Dallas Cowboys for their draft this year. Really remarkable what Jerry Jones can do after all these years
Tbh these guys gotta be underage. They don't even remember their GOAT dynasty team.
>>67229030
They are one of the youngest teams in the league though and this season was a massive improvement compared to the last 6 years. Pistons will be a contender in about 4-6 years. It was good for them to get playoff experience this year.
>>67228773
he averaged 5 yards a carry before he got hurt last year
>>67229045
Except none of them were close to BPA, they are all need picks and not good ones
all these fucking Cowboys fans are cucks lmaaao just like your organization
also GOAT draft? HAHAHAH fuck off cowcucks
Wait, this shit is still going on?
Have they at least got down to the fat kids and retards that always get picked last?
>>67229033
Hello newbie! Just a heads up, the fake cowboys fans are the ones pretending to be "cucks"
>>67228828
Panthers needed the secondary depth, though I personally think they should've picked Cash instead of Bradberry. Butler's going to be phenomenal if he ever hits the field too. Not great by any means, considering who was on the board for their CB reaches, but the Butler and Sanchez picks are smart enough to not be bad.
I personally think the Colts have had the worst draft so far.
>>67229086
Most of these guys will be depth but occasionally a star will pop up in the later rounds.
>>67229082
Oh so hes injury prone too? What a bust, I wish my Steelers pulled off the steal of the century and got Zeke
>>67229086
No, this is the part of the draft that separate the elite teams from the shit teams.
>>67229056
One year tours to rotate troops to keep a steady supply of fresh troops instead of over using exhausted and possibly traumatized personnel over an extended period of time.
Lions fan here. After watching this draft I'm thinking of becoming a Cowboys fan. Should I /sp/? If it helps, I'm also a massive cuck.
>>67229010
Yeah, I agree with you for the most part. And, if you look at it from the perspective of filling needs, both teams are doing that. From a balance standpoint, the Chargers' draft is better. However, the Jags really did not need much help on the offensive side of the ball, except for the O-Line, but that can be rectified in free agency.
>>67229066
*no overstating
fuck me
>>67229064
our wide receivers were the worst in the league last year. they are being replaced. gordon is our only good receiver but he will fuck up again by smoking a doobie. he cant be trusted.
is paxton lynch a homosexual?
not that there's anything wrong with that, i mean, i have never seen a straight man think that hair and mustache combo is a good idea
what the hell did the broncos do? did they just give all their picks to the titans?
>>67229086
Cowboys fan here. So excited about him. Going to get my wife an Elliott jersey so she can wear it when she fucks our bull
>>67229064
>implying Huehue isn't a GOAT coach and isn't leading us to the Owl undefeated
Hey, according to every reputable source we're "supposed" to go 0-16 this season. 3-13 is well overperforming
Panthers fan here...so after Cam proves hes a bust in the superbowl, are Cowboys fans willing to trade Dak Prescott for Cam? Straight up trade no other BS.
>>67229088
Yeah "pretending"
>>67229096
>Cash is still on the board
Howie pls
>>67229045
Butler and Sanchez were the only BPA picks. BRADBERRY and Worley were reaches, and the Panthers gave up a bit much to trade up for the latter
>>67229064
Browns are fucking retarded. I think it's something in the air in Cleveland. How you can keep fucking up in exactly the same way? Could have had so many franchise QBs at this point
>>67229040
Kevin Hogan.... FFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkk theColts frsh vinyard Joe Haeg. Irsay. Pagoda. Didn't know you had it in you.
HEY EVERYBOBY. IT'S OFFICIAL. CLOTS HAD THE BEST DRAFFF
>>67229130
They get the Titans 6th this year and next
Why are Cowgirls fans so excited about Quincy Carter 2.0?
America's Team can't have a negro QB. Don't work out well for 'em. Never has never will.
>JEREMY CASH STILL HASN'T BEEN DRAFTED
WHAT THE FUCK HOW
I SWEAR TO GOD HOWIE
>>67229129
He's probably a numale
>Kentrell Brothers
Did they select multiple people with one pick? How is this allowed?
Is there anyone other than Cowboys fans claiming they've had a good draft? I could literally see all of those pics flaming out of the league within 2-3 years.
>>67229147
Well we all know Gettlejew's BPA is completely different than others' BPA.
>>67229175
I don't know how he hasn't been drafted. I'd want him, but he's a box safety like Collins.
>jets trade to get a tackle
Thank you jesus buy Breno
What did the Broncos get for the Titans trading up?
>>67229139
why would they do that?
Dak will be elite after sitting 3-4 years behind Romo and Cam is locker room cancer
>>67229107
ironically, most of the NFL's star players are drafted in late rounds these days
Good Pick Vikings.
>>67229142
Anybody know why he's falling? I'm a little biased, but I thought he looked good enough to be a 3rd rounder
>Seahawks traded up twice so far
>>67229193
Have you even read the thread? It's full of not Cowboys fans who are totally not Cowboys fans saying they've had the best draft
>>67229192
Top bantz lad
>>67229178
you know i really hate that his term has become a thing but i don't know how else to describe this fucking look, you know?
>>67229178
>numale
>athlete
no
>>67229225
>muh DTs
>muh RBs
>>67229204
Two 6th rounders this years (#176) and next years.
>>67229207
I say this as a Lions fan, but Dak Prescott will be elite within 3-6 months.
>>67229123
True, that's why I put those two at the top. They are filling needs with exceptional talent and even putting talent at depth positions. I give Chargers the edge because Myles Jack might be busted
>>67229096
Butler was a pretty strong pick but they're investing too much at corner when none of them look like outstanding talent. I think the Colts are doing merely ok, they need to protect Luck and they're doing that and hitting a few BPA picks along the way
>>67229086
>Tom Brady
>Josh Norman
>Richard Sherman
>Antonio Brown
>Kam Chancellor
yeah rounds 5-7 are so meaningless
if you're a fan of a dunderfuck organization like the Cowboys
Reminder the Jets drafted this guy in the 2ND ROUND
>The Browns have drafted 4 WRs
lol
>>67229230
>he doesnt know Cowboy fans on here unironcially claim the best offseason and superbowl champs every year.
>>67229255
He played at Miss St.? Quarterback? Am I missing something here? DUI?
>>67229207
I say this as a Giants fan but Prescott was the best QB in the draft
So who are the best QBs left?
Hey guys I live in Houston and want to support the home team but after this draft I think I want to be a Cowboys fan you think it's ok if I switch?
>>67229277
literally not even better than geno
>>67229237
what happened to metrosexual, it was a much better buzzword than fucking nu male.
Goddamnit this fucking sucks as a falcons fans. Watching all these teams draft players I thought would fall to us fuk. We are just getting all the scraps at this point
Tell me about Kentrell Brothers
>>67229255
maybe but I dont think he will get much game time for years with Romo stronger than ever
Jets just got the best tackle in the draft.
Congrats
Vikings have had a good draft and that was a solid pick. Almost as good as willie beavers. I'd like him to put his willie in my wife's beaver if you know what I mean. Oh, also in a cowboys fan.
>>67229230
>It's full of Cowboys fans pretending to be fans of other teams so Cowboys fans can feel like they've been complimented for the first time in their lives.
Fixed for you. I don't get it, do they think they're being funny?
>>67229293
brandon doughty, kevin hogan, trevone boykin
>>67229297
you live in texas so it really doesn't matter which of the two you support
>>67229275
>forgetting Colston
baka desu familia
>>67229297
After a draft like this how can you not support the Cowboys? What a steal.
>>67229138
Hue is not elite. His playc alling held the Bengals back so much. I was so happy we let him go. He is the kind of meme plays.
>Only runs Jeremy Hill out of the shotgun instead of I formation.
>Wastes countless drives messing with his shitty 3 lineman meme formation.
>One time meme formation gets a first down results in Eifert concussion
>3rd and 1 against cardinals and need to run clock out before kicking field goal? Play action bomb
This dude is the most overrated OC in the history of the NFL.
>Lynch
>Gotsis
>Simmons
>Booker
>McGovern
How would you rate the Broncos draft?
I'm pretty happy overall desu
>>67229310
i guess metro works.
>>67229139
Not even chip kelly would make such a retarded deal because the Panthers would demand a kings ransom for Cam's contract.
>>67229313
Classic inside linebacker. A dinosaur in today's NFL. Good pick.
>muh military
>our allies and people who respect life in the world
>respect life
kek
KEK
>>67229360
Elite draft
>>67229313
Good old school style Middle Linebacker.
Not a combine guy but he loves football and has the instincts you can't teach.
Think Chris Borland.
>>67229359
Sorry for mad typos, on mobile
>>67229379
>>67229383
thank me for my service NOW
>That A10
>>67229341
that was an excellent late pick, but my choices were to emphasize picks by franchises that currently have their shit together
i.e. not the Saints and definitely not the Cowboys
Packers C
Vikings C+
Bears B
Lions B+
>Senior Airman
>Air National Guard
wow its fucking nothing, enlist in a real branch pussy
>>67229383
context pls...Im not watching the draft atm
>this propaganda
>>67229273
>Myles Jack might be busted
Yeah, I fear that guy. He is injury prone, which is the reason he wasn't taken in the 1st round. But, high risk high reward. I think we can agree that if Jaylon Smith was the pick as opposed to Jack, though, that would have been a certain bust.
>>67229408
CHAIR FORCE ON SUICIDE WATCH
LET ME TELL YOU BROTHER. THIS IS A GOOD PICK BROTHER
>respect life
>>67228873
>let me get rid of the guy who got us 3 straight division titles and a Superbowl appearance with bad cap.
Sure buddy.
Thank you based Belichick
>>67229326
oh also brandon allen and coker, i prefer both of them to hogan
All these military commercials keep reminding me of how the Cowboys dominated this draft because they have an army of talent, so many steals in this draft
Another game manager for the Chiefs
whos left
eagles
vadal alexander / that clemson wr / landon turner
Here comes the next sleeper elite WR for the packers.
Oh baby.
>Vernon Adams waiting
Seriously? He think he's getting drafted?
>>67229410
There's been a shit load of announcements by soldiers in military facilities
Sometimes they say stupid shit like that
>>67229435
You fags act as if the military chooses where it's deployed to. pro tip: they don't
>>67229275
less than 1/4 of player selected in rounds 5-7 even make the teams their drafted by
an occasional gem doesnt make the draft process interesting because nobody has any idea who will be the exception to the rule
>>67229410
Chiefs are announcing their picks at Whiteman Air Force Base, Knob Noster MO.
>>67229360
Once again, Elway is killing it. Great draft.
whoever takes the ginger linebacker from temple wins the late rounds
>>67229495
>Knob Noster
You mean Alex Smith?
Wow, sure a lot of fedoras in this thread
>>67229397
>loves football
>think borland
try again
muh Bungholes doing gods work in drafting
>>>WJ3
>>>Boyd
>>>Vigil
>>>Billings
>>>Westerman
now just gotta draft Charone Peake
Is Eli Apple's dad white?
>>67229319
Buddy, that's what I was saying. Can you sarcasm?
>>67229383
>Bomb Lybia
>Bomb Syria
>Still bombing goat fuckers in Iraq and Afghanistan
>Start a war in the Ukraine
>Win the Nobel Peace Prize
>>67229492
i agree with this
>oh these 5 players defied the odds, the 5th round is a GOLD MINE
it's interesting for depth picks, but no one knew antonio brown was going to be antonio brown
>>67229505
matakevich? he's good but might be too slow
>>67229510
kek
*****OFFICIAL 5 BEST DRAFTS(unbiased Eagles fan edition)*****
1. Cowboys A++++++
(Power gap)
2. Browns A-
3. Titans B+
4. Jags B
5. Bears B-
>>67229522
His playstyle is similar to Chris Borland.
Chill out man.
>Welcome to adulthood ad
Thanks for triggering me okay???
Man it feels good to never have to worry about draft picks/free agents/personnel moves because you have the GOAT GM and know he's going to make the right choice every single time.
>>67229558
Panthers A+
Browns A+
Patriots A
Cardinals A
Dolphins A-
>>67229406
And yet Packers will win the Division
>>67229049
nice b8. reminder bart starr went round 15 or some shit and tom brady went 7th?
there is your (you)
>>67229543
Nobel Peace Prize is given out by Norway, not Sweden.
>>67229492
yes, it's just a coincidence that the same teams happen to be identifying late talent and are respected organizations like the Patriots and Seahawks and the same teams never hit on late talent are joke organizations like the Cowboys
>not coming from me
>>67229596
Like they did last season m i rite?
>>67229564
So he plays for a year and then retires like a bitch?
>drafting some nerd from Stanford
>>67229543
>Start a war in the Ukraine
Wut? We haven't lifted a finger in terms of aiding the Ukrainian government. Meanwhile Russia practically invaded them, denied it, then admitted it when they finally got BTFO.
>hogan
Top 5 Cowboys drafts ever I'll start:
1. 2016
2.
3.
4.
5.
>Winnipeg Blue Bombers fan here
>>67229597
Too bad Bart Starr sucked and he only beat the Cowboys in the Ice Bowl becausr of refball(haters will deny this)
here we gooo
>That fucking name
>>67229543
>implying getting rid of muslims isnt making the world inhernetly peaceful
>tfw my team will never draft as well as the Cowboys
>Halapoulivaati Vaitai
Good luck German bro
>>67229595
That Mitchell pick & the 3rd & 4th round gets for basically nothing. Great draft Bill.
>Vaitai over Cash
Howie pls
>NFLN running a story on Boehringer
It's happening soon, isn't it?
>samoan names
jesus murphy
How can one team have such a good fucking draft. Jerry jones is a wizard. Me and my wifes son are literally in tears right now
I woke my wifes son up it was in school it was packers, seahawks, patriots, seahawks,broncos, patriots. I stuck by my guns i said listen sunshine: wear the star, wear the blue. wear the star wear the blue we will come through. and of all a sudden my wifes son looked at me and looked me in the eye LOOKED ME IN THE EYE and said dad...DAD?!! Amazing. ABSOLUTELY amazing
>drafting ANY quarterback who has a long delivery
JUST
>>67229620
Here's your (you)
>>67229655
Feels cuck bro
wow what the fuck i'm going to go kill myself brb
must've been a nightmare to fit that on the passport
>Maintenance squadron
>>67229618
Last year they were heavily injured on offense. They were literally the most injured team in the league. And they still went past their divisional opponents and were a coin flip away from the nfccg
>>67229597
>reminder bart starr went round 15
less teams
pretty sure he went like 200th overall just 1 after bradys 199th
>>67229590
>that shit eating grin
Based Elway confirmed GOAT QB and GOAT GM
>Eagles drafting all these OL
starting to think Bradford might change his mind about holding out
>>67229684
I had seriously low expectations for this draft, it was literally about getting one player
>>67229142
Anybody know why he's falling? I'm a little biased, but I thought he looked good enough to be a 3rd rounder
>German
>having fun
Loaded question desu
Worst draft this year?
Panthers?
75% of their picks have been CBs
>>67229673
>my wife's son
You cowboys fans are annoying as fuck, but this shit makes me kek every single time.
>>67229707
>muh injuries
suprise surprise
EVERY TEAM HAS INJURIES. Packers are regressing desu just face the facts.
He's coming home
>>67229612
im a pats fan but they arent good because of their late round pick, (other than brady who they had no idea would be this great) they are good because they are well coached and draft well early
>The Houston Texans pick DJ Khaaaaled
Cowboys have hit a grand slam on every pick, this is unbelievable, not so bold prediction from this Lions fan-The Cowboys will have 8 superbowls in a few years.
>>67229558
1. Jaguars
2.Bears
3,Browns
4.Chargers
5.Titans
debate me faggot
Vikings drafting this German we WHEN?
Why are they mocking this poor man?
YUROS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67229734
we've literally only gotten one good player so far, so yeah i guess
>>67229768
Every team has injuries. Not every team is the most injured in the league.
Why is everyone passing on Charone Peake?
Browns have 3 picks this round.
How many will be receivers?
>>67229768
Fudge Packer fans are going to be really annoying for the next few years as their team keeps declining
>>67229794
They're bare jel at mobos mad skills
This German is such a fucking meme. Do you think he shitposts on /sp/?
>>67229791
The Cowboys had the draft of the century, checkmate.
>>67229791
1. Chargers
2. Jags
3. Browns
4. Bears
5. Titans
Goodell wants moe to be picked so bad, he can sniff that €€€
>>67229743
Scouts don't seem to think he has the speed to be an NFL S, would have to bulk up and play LB a la Deone Bucannon.
Falcons fan here. NFC bros how did we let this happen. How did we just sit back and let the Cowboys draft pro bowler after pro bowler every fucking pick. literally shaking with angre
>>67229684
They drafted a guard in the 3rd, and a project tackle that they develop and he comes in when Peters retires.
These are boring picks, but they're safe. And they fit a need. I'd honestly be more upset if they took Cash like idiots on here seem to want, safety isn't a need.
>>67229789
This draft is going to go down in history. Cowboys are going to be unstopable!
>>67229851
>found out about football through youtube
probably
>>67229754
It's an overreaction, but nah we need good Corners with J-Norm gone. The worst draft is probably the Clots.
>Sweden is the most cucked country in Europe and imports Somalians by the boatload
>Minnesota is the most cucked state in America and imports Somalians by the boatload
Is it just something with Scandinavian genes that makes people SJW civilization destroying scum?
>>67229851
On KC, definitely.
Hey nice pick by the Browns, fucking finally you pathetic faggots
I like how Hanford Dixon mentions that he's a former All-Pro corner every time
Madman's up again Burrbridge please!
>>67229845
>mfw then win the division 3 years in a row
Is Goodell gonna launch an investigation into how the Cowboys got so many steal in this draft? This feels rigged, how can a team get the draft of the century without some type of tampering?
>>67229626
The democratically elected government before that was overthrown via an orchestrated CIA coup, and that's what prompted the war. The US government is also behind the "Arab Spring" too if you haven't noticed. We start and engage in wars all the fucking time. That's why we need Trump and his non-interventionist/isolationist policy so bad.
>>67229873
Football is already getting a lil hype here in Germany, a german player who plays in the scoring part of the ofense would be pretty nice for getting more germans into football.
>>67229882
we took a worse tackle at a later pick when there were much better tackles on the board when we took smallwood
even if we were going to take an RB he wasn't the best one on the board
cash is a luxury, but at least he's a talent
and we STILL haven't gotten a fucking cornerback
>>67229793
>A Euro wide receiver.
A big fucker I could see. maybe if he played defense & lit up people, but the NFL speed is unreal. Sorry. UDFA it is.
So guys who else here is a cowboys fan now? Just traded my New Era Wilson jersey in for a Romo one. This draft is unreal
>>67229856
>>Zeke not overrated
>>Jaylon my knee is busted Smith
>>Dak Prescott not just a backup to a backup
try again
Secretly hoping someone takes this German dude.
Mad jelly i did not believe in the dream like he has back when i got into ball. :(
>Then again, the football team that plays 60mi away from me didnt even exist back then so i had no chance ever....
Maybe if i reincarnate in the USA...
>>67229929
Frankly, I'm surprised Germans didn't think of american football before the americans
WHY ARE THE EAGLES KEEP DRAFTING ISLAND NIGGERS
>>67229851
I think he is "the eternal anglo"-poster on /pol/.
>>67229925
>manipulating the rest of the world to suit our interests is a bad thing
wew lad
>tfw drafted by the Browns
>>67229948
Hey man at first I was saying the same thing but I just said it because I was pissed the Cowboys pulled off the draft of the century, Ive come to terms with it now so I can admit it.
>>67229929
>playing against a bunch of slow white guys
bust
>>67229947
Me. I can't justify rooting for the 49ers any longer based on how shitty their draft has been, and for that reason I now #Cuck4Cowboys!
damn how did Spencer Drango fall to the 5th
he was a beast at Baylor
I like that pick for the Lions but he will have to learn a lot.
Levy could be a great mentor.
Antwione Williams! THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
>Cardinals offseason acquisitions
Evan Mathis
Chandler Jones
Chris Johnson
Robert Nkemdiche
A+++++++++++++++++
>Tardinals
christ, this is cringeworthy
Why isn't the husband up there with his wife and his wife's sons?
H A R V A R D
A
R
V
A
R
D
Being able to draft Ezekiel Elliot, Jaylon Smith, and Dak Prescott IN THE SAME DRAFT should be illegal, step in and disrupt this draft of the century Goodell!
>>67229934
>we took a worse tackle at a later pick when there were much better tackles on the board when we took smallwood
Oh stop acting like you can evaluate OL talent. Nobody on here can adequately do that.
>even if we were going to take an RB he wasn't the best one on the board
Yeah but at this point even the "better" RBs that they passed aren't worth getting mad over missing out on. I'm honestly a lot more upset that they didn't use a 7th to trade up a few picks and take Perkins.
>cash is a luxury, but at least he's a talent
So are McLeod and Jenkins.
>and we STILL haven't gotten a fucking cornerback
I'm okay with going into the season with Rowe and one of Carroll or McKelvin opposite him. Other than Hargreaves, there isn't much of anyone that i was too impressed by, and i wouldn't have taken him at #8. Not a great CB class.
Seahawks gonna draft Nila Kasitati
watch
HA HA
TIME FOR DRAFT MAGIC
Holy shit Loins have drafted some goons this year.
>""""""""""University"""""""""" of Phoenix
Why did the Cardinlels draft a news anchor?
Some Ron Burgundy looking fucker.
>>67230039
>spread OL
>T-rex arms
>>67228828
Jags, Bucs, and Bengals would be my big winners so far.
I'm not sold on what the Browns have done. They seem to just favor guys with production and no particular scheme. It's like they're throwing shit on the wall just to see what sticks.
>>67230070
yeah goodell should prevent teams from drafting lots of massive busts
>>67230092
They needed them badly.
So is it even fair anymore?
>>67229934
Cash would play LB.
>calling Zimmer on live tv
absolute madman
>another RB
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>ESPN cutting to this fantasy faggot
DEATH TO ESPN
>>67230141
Yea I felt bad watching the lowly jags draft bust after bust
>>67230162
>watching ESPN
>>67230154
Still not better than Dallas' draft
>>67230154
He's giving Austin weapons and protecting Stafford. This season is going to be fun.
Which team is winning the draft?
Which team made the best draft pick trade?
>>67230154
You made Megatron retire.
Kill yourselves.
I'm from the future.
Vikings are going to take Moritz Boehringer.
So is DeSean getting drafted first next year?
>>67230154
Saw some faggot talking shit saying we needed to draft a RB. I honestly think Abdullah, Zenner and Ridley will be pretty decent behind this improved run blocking Oline.
>burgers on TV
damn, really fancy a Maccy D now.
Fuck you burgerland.
>>67230126
Shit always sticks to the wall.
Also, the Browns better take Greman fellow. If you're gonna load up on WR, you better meme while doing so.
CLEVELAND PLEASE
>Another WR
>>67230154
No, lionsbro here too, after the draft of the century, I am also now a Cowboys fan.
>>67230196
Jags
Seahawks
ANOTHER WR FOR THE BROWNS
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING FUCK!!!!
>The Cosboys Draft
Jerry Jones is a BRILLIANT man and GM I wish my team was as bright! From this day on I root for the #cowboys now who else is with me? You just can't ignore them anymore after this once in a life time draft!
>ANOTHER WR
HOLY SHIT
I have got to hand it to the Cowboys this year. They did one hell of a job. GOAT. How many owls in a row will we win Cowboys bros?
Higgins is a solid pick, Hue.
>another wr
the fugg
Okay, this is getting ridiculous. That's too many fucking WRs now.
Guys my wife's son wants to know when they start picking punters. He loves punting, he wants to be the first mixed race punter in the hall of fame when he grows up. Any good punting prospects in this draft that I can show him?
>Clevelel
great draft browns
>>67230214
Rb is the last thing your team needs. Your new GM has done the right thing. This is probably one of the best drafts that the Lions have had.
Okay, please stop drafting receivers.
>>67230198
Megatron made Megatron retire. He had ample opportunity to leave but he stayed for a payday and now he can retire at an age when most players in his position are still playing because they have no fucking money left.
>NOT A WIDEOUT
CLEVELAND IS A MEME TEAM
The Browns had shit all at that position. Add to that Josh Gordon is DONE.
>>67230229
Eminem pls go
>>67229056
3? You're forgetting about the Air Force, Coast Guard and Navy. The National Guard isn't a different branch, it's a component of whatever branch they're apart of be it Army or Air Force.
ANOTHER WR
MY SIDES
Has Gronk Jr been picked yet?
>CLEVELAND
Literally how many WR's does a team need with RG3 being the best QB they've ever had?
>>67230309
yes
How in the Sam hell did the Cowboys pull this off?
>>67230259
when do normal teams take a kicker? or when do the busc take one?
>>67230259
how do you become a punter anyway?
Poor lil nigga can't read. Damn
>>67230309
Not. I'm also looking for Watt Jr. to get drafted as well.
>>67230263
In all honesty. GMs should make the coaches and players look at pictures of disappointed fans every time they lose, burn the image in their memories.
Since the Rams left me, I've decided to become a Memami Dolphins fan, /sp/ what should I expect.
>>67230254
>>67230289
>tfw half of them are suspended for drug use
Jags, Lions, Bengals...3 best drafts so far.
>year of the cat
MAYOCK GOING HAM ON BRADFORD
>>67230309
Nope
http://www.nfl.com/draft/2016/profiles/glenn-gronkowski?id=2555361
>Browns field 10 WR and 1 QB
>Impossible for teams to cover every WR
>Browns win ten owls in a row
You losers won't be laughing this time next year.
>>67230347
Change while you still can
>>67230347
Pick another team.
>>67230347
>not bandwagoning the rasm
baka desu senpai
>>67230347
Just hold off watching until brady retires
>>67230347
where do you live? support closest team
>>67230357
Bengals Lions superbowl?
>"""""""""San Francisco"""""""" 49ers
>>67230374
>RGKnee literally crushed to death after one play
holy shit
>>67230332
>Play high school or affiliated Handegg
>Down time
>Fuck around with the kicking of the ball
>You do good
>Get a look on special teams practice
>Do Good
>Get a start
>Do good
>Quinn drafts the german
>he ends up being a fan hit
>Stafford chucks him novelty touchdowns after BTFO opposing teams
would be fun
Dak Prescott, the man of the hour, the Cowboys, the team of the century after pulling off this epic draft.
>>67230347
A lot of dindu moments during games with Suh and Tunsil
>>67230383
>being an actual cuck
oh yes LA, please fuck my franchise while I masturbate in the corner crying
>tfw Yasiel Puig will never tweet you and offer to show you around LA
feels bad man
>>67230402
>bengals winning a playoff game
cmon m8
>>67230402
Lions need about another season of draft picks to even consider the owl but I expect them to at least make the playoffs this season.
>Jatavis Brown
good pick Chorgers
>>67230409
Same for long snapper, by the way.
>>67230374
not sure why but this made me kek
every play would be the QB just running backwards as fast as humanly possible and then turning around and just blindly throwing a hail mary
>>67230432
>tfw you will never throw a fastball at Puig's ribs
feels bad man
>>67230411
Lions fans are the most pathetic people in sport. The team doesn't care, ownership doesn't care, fuck, they are literally wearing Ford Motor Company's brand colors, that hideous honolulu blue. Kill yourself, rube.
>>67230411
I don't trust youtube stars desu
Looks at what happened to that "elite" kicker from a few year back.
>>67230411
Fuck off, he's ours
>>67230419
OV was dirtier than suh last year. Clearly trying to make miami not want to tag him
STRONK ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>tfw your team will never draft as well as the Cowboys
>>67229791
1. Jags
2. Texans
3. Chargers
4. Vikings
5. Bucs (would've been #1 if they'd waited for Aguayo to fall to them in the 3rd or 4th)
BABBY GRONK BTFO
>drafting a full back
>>67230357
if Bengals draft Peake or Boehringer in the 6th I'd say it was a pretty good draft for the bungholes
>fullback
>modern NFL
What the fuck Elway
>>67230512
>30 REPS ON BENCH
>>67230472
Mad at the Motor City?
>singing on nfln
Is the Nazi WR still on the board?
>>67230508
>no Cowboys
Idiot detected!
>>67230508
1. Colts
2. Jags
I'd say the Broncos, but Lynch is a bust.
>No team since since the Rams left me
Who should I support? I hear the Cowboys have had a great draft should I try them?
>>67230540
When is the ford field getting renamed to pizza hut dome?
>Janovic
Slavshit
>>67230476
I hope he at least gets drafted seems sad for him to not live out his dream, for a little while.
>>67230508
Bucs only made one good pick, Spence
Hargraves isn't that good
>Not drafting FBs
>>67230472
>not having faith in Martha after husband croaked
Hang yourself first you casual cocksucker
Round 4-7s picks are generally meaningless aside from a few anomalies
No one even watches this crap. Only gambling addicts that keep believing their Round 6 shitpick is gonna become the next Tim Tebow
>>67230556
chiefs are the only team you should be supporting you filthy methsourian
>>67230537
The bench is a shit stat. The weightlifting Handegg move has always been the power clean.
How is Peake still not drafted, but teams are drafting fullbacks and shit?
>>67230547
https://youtu.be/x3Soa1QT6Hg
>>67230556
(You)
Elway and Kubs bout to work the fullback.
>that clapping
>and zero holding me back
Except for Broncos D, maybe.
>>67230475
Wasn't Justin Tucker picked up by Baltimore mainly for his pre-draft kicking videos on YouTube?
i really want to have oikos triple zero here in germany.
this is /fit/ speaking.
>>67230472
Except the Lions have been using Honolulu Blue since before the Fords bought them.
Is Mike Mayock + Rich Eisen the best combo in the NFL?
>>67230595
TELL THAT TO ELWAY BITCH
OH RIGHT, YOU WONT.
>>67230374
>only 5 WRs can go out on routes
>5 the WRs in the center must be lined up on the line and be covered so you can easily see who is a WR and who isn't.
>Teams not blitzing every play and playing a blanket zone to give enough time to sack the QB.
>Browns literally have to sign over 18 QBs on their roster and run out of spots on their IR.
>This causes them to cut other players required.
>literally 9 man special team units
>Defense is always tired because they play 95% of the game.
>Team quits by Week 3
>NFL has to take over team operations and do a secondary expansion draft for this team because they fucked up the team so badly that it would be easier to reset the Franchise from scratch.
Browns are you trying to be the worst franchise to ever exist in any sport?
Holy shit somebody drafted Hemingway!?
>>67226478
NFL draft is happening in downtown Chicago. Got this email from school today
>This e-mail contains information concerning a sexual assault near the Loop Campus.
At approximately 10:30 pm a student was walking near Congress and Wabash when he was approached from behind and incapacitated with a noxious substance on a cloth and dragged into an SUV. He was sexually assaulted and robbed. He was able to get out of the vehicle and the offenders fled in an unknown direction.
>If you have any information on this incident please call Public Safety or the Chicago police.
>>67230428
>tfw getting cucked by LA or Boston
>>67230535
>not believing in the H Back
glorified linemen at FB are a thing of the past though
Kek
>>67230581
I love that the Lions have had a FB for a long time now. Even before Burton they were using FB's. An underrated position imo desu.
>Travis Freeney and Victor Ochi are still available
somebody is gonna get some steals
>>67230568
Hargreaves and Benenoch are fantastic picks for where they got them. Bucs could've picked Hargreaves at 9, but they traded back and got him anyway.
>>67230618
Tucker was legit at A&M
>that nigga's name
>>67230397
StL
>Burrs
>Chefs
FUCKING NO
Draft coverage rankings:
NFL Network > NFL Now >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ESPN
>>67230653
Westwood or Depaul?
>>67230653
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
I see a kicker was taken in the second round, what's up with that? Can he kick it from one end to the other or something
>>67230672
>4 (four) shoulder surgeries
>>67230597
bad hands
>>67230686
Wasn't he a Longhorn?
>>67230698
wew
>>67230700
DePaul
>>67230667
Romo is gonna get cucked by Dak.
>>67230698
coleman is already 27? didnt he just get drafted yesterday?
thats weeden tier
>white
>black
>>67230724
oh right, sorry i was thinking about when he had that clutch kick to beat a&m
>>67230690
What's closest team after those two?
Nashville?
>>67228871
That's the best analogy I've ever read
>>67230581
Only based Jim Bob could pull such a play off
>>67230741
coleman is 21
>>67230690
have you considered the Titans?
>>67230698
>their tallest WR is an ex-qb
KEK
VIKINGS PICK COMING UP
/krautwatch/
You're at the club and this guy slaps your ass...
Wat do?
>>67230747
Unrelated, but is there any buzz in Germany about where that WR is going if he isn't drafted?
>A punter
>Punter
>Punter
>>67230703
maybe he won the title with Leicester
>>67230816
Nothing
>>67230808
7th round, not now
aussie watch now, Tom Hackett getting drafted
elite?
>>67230559
Mad at our ability to rest our legs with the absence of chairs, while maintaining the cleanliness of our sweatpants?
Peake or Boehringer to the Bungles, don't fuck this up
>>67230816
thank him and ask if he wants to be our bull
>>67230826
6th round.
Perfect time to get a Punter.
>Punter
>>67230816
Punch his bitch ass in the face
>drafting a punter in the 6th
Jesus Chorgers
>>67230816
As a Cowboys fan I would get on my knees and suck him off till he cums down my throat.
>>67230690
I don't see how people in Stl aren't just fucking done completely with the NFL desu
>>67230711
Freeney is really talented though. Worth the risk imo, one of my favorite OLBs in the draft.
>>67230653
>>67230733
What kind of substance knocks you out instantly like that? I thought that only happens in movies.
Also, I interned in Loop 3-4 summers ago. Streets on weekends weren't deserted, so it seems hard to pull off. It's nowhere near what NYC is like, but its not as shitty as most other cities.
>>67230862
There's nothing wrong with doing special teams in the late rounds
Kek, Chargers actually stole Kaser from the Vikings, they're the team that needs a punter after Locke's fuckup with the laces.
Wow a punter...tbf chargers did get fucked whenever scifres went down
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
THANKS FOR LETTING THE BEST PUNTER IN THE DRAFT FALL TO THE 6th ROUND
>>67230855
no it's fucking not
you can always get a UDFA punter
there's plenty of gold in the 6th you casual
If Scifres wasn't a million years old and the decline, i would greentext the fuck out of this pick
HOOOLy FUKING SHIT SOMEONE ON HERE CALLED IT
MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO MOBO
>>67230816
ask if hes allowed to be out of the old folks home this late
Poor little nazi
Cool the German went someone.
About time
GERMANY JUST WON THE NFL! DRAFT OVER!
(fucking meme player, giving germans a bad name)
they will waste him like they wasted moss
dumb Somalians
>this neckbeard vikings fan
>drafting German WRs
So much cringe on that pick
This shit was so setup it wasn't even funny but good luck moritz
Nfl tv crew on point
>>67230535
Adrian Peterson best years came behind an elite FB
And davonta Freeman's elite year is due in large part to an elite FB
It'll hell cj Anderson a lot
Plus he's better than most RBs in the draft
>Kevin tadamwoornigaoidbnuisvgfsdiofn
HOLY SHIT
MEME
E
M
E
>BIG MO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55d0jJdXgbQ
DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
Hoping the Packers take Derek Watt in the 7th. He can't be any more of a meme than Kuhn is at this point.
Also was that fucking riverdance?
THE MEME DREAM IS REAL
THE MEME LIVES
DER GERMAN HAS BEEN DRAFTED
They actually did it!
Absolute MADMEN!
>MOBO
>MOBO
>MOBO
GOD DAMNIT YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD WHY DIDNT I FOLLOW MY DREAM BAKA DESU SENPAI
That is a SERIOUS flat-top 'do.
>>67230208
FUCKING CALLED IT
HOLY FUCK THE KRAUT GOT SELECTED
M O R I T Z
O
R
I
T
Z
>>67230922
Wait isn't Adrian Peterson this guy's hero or something???
>>67230694
And people wonder why ESPN is falling apart...their coverage is an embarrassment.
DEUTSCHLAND
VIKINGS CONFIRMED WINNING THE DRAFT
some german guy yesterday made a thread saying this guy gets high like literally every day and to not draft him and he had proof. so that should be interesting
>6'4 wr
Damn
Did we just get cucked by yurup twice in a row?
>shillaway
>LONDON JAGS
IT'S HAPPENING
>KRAUT MEME GOING IN THE 6TH
HOLY SHIT
What a posh twat
>another DE for the Jags
FIX UP THE O-LINE BEFORE BOOTLES IS KILL
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>67231010
6'4
4.43
Would rather Keyarris Garrett senpai.
The German will be a better contributor than Patterson, calling it now
>jagyewwers
FUCK OFF VIKINGS
I WANTED THE KRAUT MEME IN CHARLOTTE DAMMIT
PRO DAY RESULTS
40-yard dash: 4.43 seconds
Vertical: 39 inches
Broad jump: 10 feet, 11 inches
20-yard Short shuttle: 4.10 seconds
3-cone: 6.65 seconds
Bench: 17 reps of 225 pounds
More athletic than every other WR in the draft
>>67231009
in the interview with geman TV he kinda seemed high or dumb
>>67231041
That isn't much of an accomplishment
BACK TO BACK MEMES
Holy shit, the meme qb from the naval academy was drafted
This German will be better than >Hayne
HAHA GET FUCKED PATRIOTS
KEENAN IS OURS
I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THESE MEMES
JAH GU WERES
>BONGS
Fuck you ratbirds. That was our pick.
That's some back to back feel good picks.
jesus christ the memes are real right now
>>67231058
Maybe we can get Peake?
>>67231078
>5'9
So when will >we actually see reynolds play?
>>67231090
>jag wires
The NFCN will be sending three teams to the playoffs this year
None of which will be the Packers
>>67231061
now he only needs t learn how to play football against pros
6th rounders usually get $2.5 million contracts and $150k bonus cash
Lucky fucking kraut
>>67231061
JOE WEBB V2.0
>>67231120
>implying
>>67231106
>he's only an inch taller than me
>drafted into the NFL
>>67231120
lel the rest of the division is so fucking keked
Moritz "Walking Holocaust" Bohringer
>>67231155
Can he run routes?
Can adapt to better competition?
Can the krut nigger even catch?
>>67231120
>mfw back2back division winners
>>67231117
>JAG RARS
vs.
>JAG WOO EARS
>>67231159
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>67231185
It's looking like you possibly don't know who Joe Webb is
>>67231061
good thing he's able to learn behind a good qb right
wait.....
>>67231185
Let me guess, hands of stone? Apparently not, the fucker got drafted.
>Schwäbisch Hall Unicorns
>Unicorns
Jesus Christ, this memer
>>67230823
is draftet now, but if not would probably have gotten a place as UDFA in a practice squad and if it hadn`t worked out then go back here and play football on the side and get a mech engineering degree. still a nice career and everbody in germany would be proud and/or jealous of his experience anyways.
>>67230755
I was thinking about them, but I'm not gonna drive 6 hours for a 3 hour game.
I had season tickets for the Rams every year, but now I'm just follow CFB more and shitpost with y'all on Sundays with Jimmy Buffett LOUD in the background.
>>67231191
>tfw still delusional
If the kraut can learn to tackle he will be a god tier gunner on special teams
>>67230874
I won't go to another game or buy any gear, but NFL is still fun to drink to
>>67231009
no way. that is just a jealous r9k guy who got his dreamprincess fucked by a sucessful guy or something. it is 4 chan.
guy looked reserved and slightly shy but reasonable in the german interviews. actually studied engineering for real ( whe do not have "student" athletes here, he did this fulltime and won the GFL basically doing it on the side and for fun).
This guy will 100% not give off field problems. his trqaining camp friend who played against him in the GFL ( now at NY i think) asked him what he would do with the shitload of money he could earn in the NFL, Böhringer laughed and said" nothing!" and the other guy " i knew it.".
prototype anti-thug character.
>>67231185
he can catch. rest is unclear. instant red zone thread.
>>67230535
Spider 2 Y Banana
>>67228759
I like Victor Rodriguez fellow cowboys fan
>Orale!!!