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Vikings draft Jarryd Hayne 2: Electric Boogaloo
Unlike Hayne, I think MOBO will actually be good
mEMETASTIC DRAFT
>drafting service academy players
Yeah you can play him in 5 years once he's done with the Navy
>>67231085
>MOBO
>MOBO
>MOBO
GOD DAMNIT YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
>Matakevich still on the board
Let me tell you something, I've been watching this game for 30 years, and no rookie has ever impressed me as much as Boehringer has. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 30 superbowls. I've seen it all man. Boehringer has that something special that I've only seen in very few players.
I went from D3 american football to D1 german football when I transferred schools and was immediately a starter on my team, which made playoffs. Its not hard to understand the rules. If you're a good athlete the skills from your prior sports are pretty transferrable. I've done enough oklahoma drills in my life to blast a guy on a ruck and other than the binding during the scrum everything came very easily. I scored a try in my first game.
The biggest different in german football and american football is the tackling. In american football I tackle you with impact in an attempt to stop your motion forward completely.
Face it. You're just going to keep moving the goal posts no matter what he does.
Moving to another country to play a sport you've never played before, and within a year making the main roster of an NFL team, something which millions of talented athletes who've played the sport their whole lives never manage to do, IS impressive no matter how you try to spin it.
Our thoughts exactly. We have a few of those special players (not all in germany) that have attributes similar to Boehringer but the massive difference is Boehringer had a vision and a dream to play in the NFL and if it wasn't the encouragement of who he looked up to (Randy Moss) Boehringer would have still been jamming Madden on the XBox. Now you 49er faithful are seeing his X-factor. There is more to come champ, watch this space.
Please Aaron
Lmao
>>67231125
Only pilots have 5 year obligations, Keenan is warfare so he might be able to luck out and only have to put in three years and do two years reserve
>Packers draft an ILB in the 4th round for the third consecutive year.
Way to address that urgent need, TT. Also a literally who white DE and a WR who only looked halfway decent cause of Goff, just like Adams with Carr.
F-- draft.
>>67231170
>women and traps.jpg
>>67231125
I think he should be a RB not a WR
>>67231222
>drafting a homophob
>drafting a guy who immediately gets suspended
Good going, Iggles
Bosa will be a bust.
Fuck you guys. The fucking GOAT drafters Dallas Cowboys have a pick coming up. Its not fucking fair they already have multiple pro bowlers drafted and now they will draft another one.
>>67231270
>2012
>Hayne
Thanks for reminding me of this meme player
As a Ravens fan what are the odds of me seeing Reynolds actually return alive from DurkaDurkastan to play football?
>Sandy Eggo have 3 punters on their roster right now
Lel.
>>67231270
>>67231222
>4 & 5 year old tweets
>pic is from 1 year ago
Nice photoshop
>Bears drafting 3 safeties
Watch as none of them are on the team in 3 years
Who draft's Gronk Jr.?
>>67231320
>Navy
he'll be fine
>>67231222
LEL
>>67231125
You know they can get out of it now, right? They can work at a recruiting center in the offseason.
>>67231314
nfl n00b here
who's hayne?
>>67231322
lel
>>67231320
kek naval academy graduates arent going to be on the frontlines. thats for the dudes the recruiters pick off the streets the privates corporals and sgts. I think academy grads are lieutenants
>>67231322
Looking how bad they were last year, they really need a good punter
>>67231331
Those are old tweets people are digging up now.
He just deleted his Twitter. He used to bash the shit out of phlly
dolphin time
>>67231203
Saw that game in the nosebleeds. Shit was so cold, so used to it being nice and comfy at Ford Field.
>>67231191
>tfw still delusional
I know I shouldn't be so excited, but I am.
Do russians get drafted into the nfl ?
>>67231322
serious question: can you have more than one punter on the field?
come on eagles take matakevich
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM
>5'5" WR
haha manlets when will they learn?
>>67231341
Bears really need safety help. Probably should have addressed that in round 1 over that skinny as fuck LB they got. Decent draft for them so far though.
>>67231360
Aussie meme running back for the Niners
Fumbled a punt on his first play ever
Pic related, him in the back
>poor little aussie boy
>5'5 wideout
>5'5 WR
do what now
>>67231392
Both Scooby and Matakevich are shit
>>67231346
so when they tell us before the game which college they went to he just shrugs?
5'5 holy shit
>>67231352
Service academies don't play that bro because there's too much money spent on the cadet. As I said earlier, if he's lucky, they'll let him do three then go on inactive reserve for two. The only time a pro player from the service academy had to do less than three was David Robinson and that was because he was too fucking tall for his MOS which was underwater warfare. Why they ok'd a 7'0 motherfucker for submarine duty in the first place, I'll never know
If he can take a NFL hit.
Steal.
>Dolphins drafting a nigga that is 5'5
Lil nigga gives me hope 2bh famery
>>67231389
you're so silly
>>67231421
>>67231407
He's 5'6"
Get it right or get out
>>67231431
players often say their HS instead of their college
or some people do like Jared Allen and say goofy shit like Cullinary Academy
>5'5 Receiver
>>67231366
Um yes, some naval academy graduate will be on the front lines because some of them will take commissions in the Marine Corps and likely become infantry officers.
>>67231379
How do you trade to yourself?
>>67231392
Only if Chip "KKK" Kelly was there
>>67231449
Manlet detected
>>67231430
How do I know you've never watched Matakevich
>5'5
Corners are gonna be blocking his passes with their dicks
>>67231442
>tfw russian gymnastics cutie just months away
my dick is ready famalam
>>67231461
>trade down
noice
>>67231418
They need safety help every year, and every year they try to slot in some late round nobodies and washed-up journeymen. Hopefully the shotgun approach will work this time.
Is Listenbee still on the board?
TRADE: #Eagles send pick No. 188 to @Vikings for pick No. 196 in the sixth round and pick No. 240 in the seventh round. #EaglesDraft
Is Hinkie working for the Eagles?
>>67231514
>this kills the longhorn
>ASPIE VIKINGS BROAD
>TE
Maybe this is the year the Rudolph meme will finally end?
>>67231458
i just realized, he actually went to university somewhere (Stuttgart/Heidelberg?).
Just not to play Football
The Borwns will pick mini-Gronk and he will be a beast just like his older bro. Crowell and Duke could really use a good un blocker.
>>67231389
Nah, three and a half people give a shit about the NFL here, let alone play handegg on a very amateur level.
>>67231495
you know it
is gymnastics an sport?
>>67231550
would rather it have been a 6 next year
Please take Burbridge
>>67231487
they're those high effort, low talent college players that outplay their worth
They will make NFL teams as special teams players because of their work ethic.
>>67231583
>>67231458
>>67231431
He could probably say the German NFL team he played for.
YEEAAHHH
Does anyone have the webm of the Utsa TE carrying a guy on his back for a first down?
holy shit! steal of the century
HHHooooly FUCK the Cowboys have done it again. They just got the best CB in the draft on my board goddamnit. Goodell needs to step in at some point
How many TE do you need on one team?
>that 5'5 guy looked pretty elite for a mega manlet
>>67231431
They just say the city they are from
Gronk Jr when?
1. Jags
2. Bengals
3. Vikings
4. Texans
5. Chargers
6. Cowboys
7. Bucs
8. Lions
9. Browns
10. Titans
>>67231659
rhett ellison ded
chase ford gone
>redskins took ioannidis
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>67231659
Based Rhett Ellison tore his patellar tendon last season as it is uncertain if he can make it back
>>67231674
Watt Jr when?
>>67231686
1. Broncos
2. everyone else
>>67231674
Colts gonna take him ;)
>>67231674
My guess are the Panthers
>Girl named Andy
>>67231657
ikr? Guy should have been taken before Ramsey and they got him in the 6th round. Unbelievable
Won't even be mad if the Lions Pick Burbgoat even though we don't need a WR
>>67231674
He'll be Mr. Irrelevant
>>67231589
it is for my dick
>>67231738
>Boy named Ashley
>JAKE RUDOCK
THE. ABSOLUTE. MADMAN.
Did the Lions just draft Tom Brady?
>Jake Ruddock
literally who
JAKE RUDOCK TO THE LIONS
THE MADMAN!!
>>67231784
>>67231786
>>67231793
Lul wtf though
>>67231793
Yes.
But he is a Harghbabby, so he's probably a loser like Luck.
Who is Mayock
>>67231750
We do kinda need a WR.
Tate, Jones, Kearse, Ebron and Riddick.
Idk I feel like we need another playmaker there.
>>67231720
Fuck no. Panthers need OL help
>>67231794
Starting QB for University of Michigan
>>67231820
Mayock is an endangered species of bird, common to guam
>>67231686
What is this a list of?
>>67231820
Mike
Iowa alum here. Rudock is trash
GET THIS YURO OFF MY NFL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Got a new QB
Call her Rudock
Probably od
Before we go to the playoffs
All the scouts tryna tell me she got no arm
Same scouts never ever bout a blowjob
Offense gone silent
And if he starts
I might get violent
>>67231820
The best NFL draft analyst
>>67231857
>literally never played the game
>gets drafted
>american sports
SPEED
F U L L M E M E
In all honestly I hope he succeeds and helps push the sport internationally.
>Germany has had more players drafted than Tennessee
>>67231621
All right, reasonable opinion.
>>67231829
would rather have had the burb.....
>>67231897
I hope the Vikings try him out at TE. Could have a legit career there.
Vikings still have 2 more picks!!
>leave me alone I don't have anything else to do today
>>67231905
>tenneshit
holy fuck
What's with this military propaganda?
RAIDERS FOO!
H-He'll still be there
BUILD
U
I
L
D
>>67231946
iggles still have 3
I'm fucking over a decent saturday afternoon to watch Howie pick from the garbage bin
Really want to fuck that spic slag desu
>The Lions are actually going to draft 10 players
Fuck man. Not every one can make the team. Should have traded up somewhere.
>>67231970
delete this
So did Jeremy Cash post a bong video we didn't know about? How the hell is he still on the board?
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packers
>>67231995
you really shouldn't worry, if he isn't drafted, we can pick him up in free agency for nothing and see if he makes the roster from there.
>>67231905
WALL
>almost 60 more picks still
Will any of these remaining players become a full-time starter at least? Not counting kickers and punters.
>>67232050
>>67232036
>>67232027
>>67231993
>>67231989
>>67231975
>>67231970
>>67231949
>>67231935
>>67231930
We produced the best QB of all time.
What the fuck have your schools done?
>>67232008
agreed wtf. only Decker and Robinson are guaranteed PT. depth scrubs can be found in FA
I predict Victor Ochi from the Falcons
or Dadi Nicholas
>Tony Blair
>>67232071
Tom Brady went to michigan fampai
Lads, gamepass is shitting out on me
SEND HELP
>>67232002
post pics
>>67232008
Quinn is just giving himself options at this point because the first four rounds filled in holes nicely
FALCON BROS WE FINALLY GOT A FUCKING GUARD
>Tony Blair
KEK
Falcons confirmed to move to London instead of the Jags.
>>67231854
>Michigan alum
>6th round
Inb4 Stafford has a career ending injury and Ruddock turns into Brady 2.0
>>67232071
Louisville did you pleb
>>67232083
Windows 10 NFL app
Free 1080p coverage
Seriously though, a five foot five inch wide receiver?
>>67232071
cured diseases, earned academic achievements, and had a player drafted before Tennessee
>>67232071
Tom Brady didn't go to Tennessee you cuck
oh and I don't know, win conference and national championships. The things that matter to a schools football program
>>67232071
Joe Montana didn't go to Tennessee
>>67232117
That's pretty wide
>>67231946
holy shit
comparing Moritz Boehringers stats off sparq
nigga woulda been the number one performance a the combine?
are we just getting him to offset Treadwells dismal performance at everything else?
>WENTZ
>BOEHRINGER
>SCHWEITZER
Krauts killing it in this draft
>>67232117
Nigga is fast as all hell, but he'll get broken in half if he actually gets hit
>>67232101
>Stafford
>injury
Barring him getting struck by lightning, I don't see it happening. Stafford is made of fucking steel. Still a solid backup since Ovo and the other one are coming off contract soon.
>>67232138
For you.
Trading up to draft a nigerian canadian literally who sparq babby from the quebec college of basketweaving and aquaculture.
We need a fucking guard loomis you memeing dingbat
>>67232107
This guy gets it.
BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST
>IGGLES
he's not a big guy
>Another CB
why
>>67232143
Not a Vikings fan but I think if MoBo develops y'all could have an elite WR corps. The speed and size is all there, and I think he's already better than Patterson
>absolute manlet corner
well, Chip wouldn't have picked that
Daily reminder
>>67232167
>worst defense in the history of the League
>wanting to tinker with the average OL instead
>>67232205
>Matt Hasselback
>>67232134
>>67232082
Kek
>drafting a fullback when we just resigned the muscle hamster
What the fuck?
>>67232205
Only 6 in 20 years, woah!
>>67231431
will say germany anon-san
>>67232226
He went to the Super Bowl and probably would have won if not for refball
Rank these 6th round picks from best to worst.
I'm a Vancouver Grizzlies fan but I take my hat off to the Cowboys. In all of recent memory I don't know that any team has had such an impressive draft as they have this year. There is no way we don't win an owl or 2 easily over the next few seasons.
Cap it
>>67232226
>talking shit about based Hasseldragon
TURN DOWN FOR WATT
>>67232205
>that 10 year gap
WHITE RB
H
I
T
E
R
B
>>67232205
god damn I miss Matt Birk
WATT JR
>>67232257
TD
Hasselbeck
Brown
Brady
Birk
Morris
>>67232060
Not immediately. A few might start a few years down the road
>JJ WATT LITTLE BROTHER
Mini Watt drafted
Mini Gronk on suicide watch
>>67231187
Is this pasta?
JAKE COKER SHOULD NOT GO UNDRAFTED HE A GOOD OL SOUTHERN BOY WHO PLAY BIG IN THE BIG GAMES REEEEEEEE
>>67232117
>5.5 wide
Dis nigga a table or something?
>>67232257
1. Antonio Brown
2. Terrell Davis
3. Brady
4. Hasselbeck
5. Morris
6. Birk
>>67232229
thanks senpai
DAMN THAT BENGALS BITCH WAS LOUD AF
she has two chins less than the last female announcer
She was shitting herself lel
>>67232295
>wasting picks on bama QBs
>>67232117
He ran like a 4.1 40 yard
essential cody core?
Treadwell, diggs, mobo, rudolph are all pretty solid targets for bridgewater.
Falcons really need to draft a kicker now.
>>67232328
They probably won't be used as qbs
Vikings yes
How is antwione Williams lionsbros?
>>67232328
Bengals would have won the superbowl with Mccarron if not for their defense fucking up.
>>67232346
Sanu 2.0
>>67232369
never heard of him honestly
>>67232348
Rudolph a shit
take vadal packers. we need one more beefy olineman when one of thos eother fuckers gets hurt
Who /waitingforPatstodraftbabbyGronk/ here?
>>67232158
We Matt Steelford now
>>67232369
Leave him for Teryl Austin to turn into a monster
>>67232282
>>67232306
>Birk that low
liberal cucks detected
>>67232282
>>67232306
Davis was a product of Denver's O-line. Any RB they used produced good stats. Hell, a blind 13 year old blind girl would have rushed for 1,000 yds and 8 tds for them.
>>67232423
They're going to need to trade with San Diego if they want baby Gronk
>>67232207
>Adding someone who thinks you can kick the ball at any time during the play and drives on the left side of the street will improve an historically bad defense.
>Letting old quarterbacks get sacked
>the corrugated illuminum hut of Tim Lelito
Did they even bother to tell him about 4th down?
>>67232423
Do the Patriots even use fullbacks?
>wasting picks on a dying position
Bengals and Jags best drafts so far? Jags on talent, Bengals on value?
>>67232438
that pic...
is that what I think it is?
>>67232463
Vikings on memes
physical deficiencies? he has only one leg?
>>67232451
Yep, their fullback got injured during the season.
>>67232435
>being a brother of maymay watt
Haha no
>>67231905
Holy balls it's true
>>67232463
Broncos on being able to repeat next season
HOL UP
>>67232384
No. He played like shit in that playoff game.
>jags drafting a QB
FIX THE FUCKING O-LINE WHAT THE SHIT
>>67232463
All the Bungals have done is cuck the steelers
>>67232471
yes, the room
>>67232511
still better than anyone else could have done in that weather.
JAG WOO EARS
>BONGS
>>67232523
that movie took years off my life
>>67232533
Shut up SECuck
G-Great pick again
>>67232512
>another year of jokelel at left tackle
Literally LMAOing @ ur life
CTE
>>67231431
>Moritz Boehringer
>Lebensborn College
>That spaghetti
>>67232576
That guy definitely has brain damage from football.
>>67232438
Patrician film taste.
Whew lord Quinn
Will Chargers actually have a running game?
who was that MILF that was just on TV
>>67232576
Do you mean the guy who announced the Loins' pick? That's what I thought too, he looked lost out there.
>>67232369
bench guy. has good size.
>>67231514
The reaction the sideline UT players is the best part of the gift
>>67232607
>>67232576
>>67232588
who was it lol. Schlesinger?
>Lions fans CRYING for Burbridge
>>67232471
only the goat movie
>>67232642
Yes.
>>67232644
If he hasn't been drafted yet, there's something wrong with him
When is the next Panthers pick?
>>67232689
Never
>>67232689
They gave up most of their picks to build their meme team last year
>>67232689
next year
>variables
>>67232642
Yep.
>reminder that Dallas Cowboys have 3 of the next 12 picks
NFL is fucked
>>67232689
they have the second to last pick
>>67231346
>german
>wr
they better give him #88
Holy shit that redheaded girl has a nice ass.
>>67232681
I think it's because he didn't actually breakout until this past season. His first few years were pretty quiet but last season he had 85 receptions for 1300 yards and 7 touchdowns.
>6'0"
>6'1"
>5'11"
The Patriots have 4 picks left.
>>67232734
88 was Alan Page's and it's a retired number
Stefon Diggs got number 14
>>67232772
don't fucking remind me of my shitty height fuck
>tfw most girls these days are as tall as the two dudes next to the manlet
I bet Colleen Wolfe has good ball skills
Any other 49er fan disturbed about the lack of Oregon players drafted? This is bullshit!
Mo(hammed) Boehringer
>>67232772
>sparkasse
lol
>>67232789
>Cheatriots
>having picks
>>67232805
>tfw most girls these days are as tall as the two dudes next to the manlet
THIS TIMES 100. WHAT THE FUCK. SHIT PISSES ME OFF TOO.
>>67232810
they got the only Oregon player worth drafting this year
>>67231387
You got ripped off.
mike thomas looks like jerome simpson
>>67231431
Hitler Youth
As a Cowboys fan I'd rather be off murderin' a pint, but this'll do. We'd move faster if you'd keep your eyes on the road and off me arse.
wait so there has yet to be a single tennessee player drafted? top kek
>>67231387
>literally throwing 5 pounds into the trash like that
>>67232761
That just begs the question of why he didn't perform on that level previously. Quinn seems to be playing it safe right now and doesn't want a gamble. Maybe if he drops to free agency...
>>67231387
it's happening tßh
>>67232840
The niners should be drafting all the Oregon players! Fuck Baalke!
>>67232836
>tfw 5 inches shorter than my wife
feels weird
LMFAO
>CHIP KELLY
DRISKEL IS FUCKING GARBAGE
>>67232836
Yeah, and I always check to see if they are wearing heels, which they aren't. Mind you, most of the time these girls are maybe 18-early 20s and I'm 26 waiting in line at fucking Dunkin Donuts trying to play it cool while they stand next to me.
>>67232854
>tfw she gave me a swift kick if you know what I mean
jeff Driskel finally gets picked lel
>actually drafting Jeff Drisklel
>Chip Lelly
>jeff driskel
Did Chip Kelly literally learn nothing?
>>67232257
Brady
Birk
Hasselbeck
Davis
Brown
Morris
49ers are unironically going 2-14 this season
>The state of Chip Kelly
LMAO DRISKEL REALLY??
Will Muschamp produces NFL talent, and now he's with the Gamecocks.
#fuckclemson
>Chip Lelly
>Drisklel
>>67232882
>>67232896
>>67232897
>>67232902
stay mad GAYtor fags
>>67232888
I know what you mean man. All these young chicks are so tall now. Like it just happened overnight it seemed.
>>67232871
Yeah honestly I wish I could have seen more of him throughout college. He was so obviously better than Tony Lippet but they just kept chugging it to Lippet anyways.
>>67232550
oh hi mark
Name a team with a worse draft than San Francisco so far
>>67232937
Cowboys
>>67232937
cleveland wide receivers
>>67232937
cowcucks
>>67232805
>tfw 6'3" and you've only once met a girl taller than you
>>67232937
Green Bay
Driskell? Jeff Driskell? You've gotta be fucking kidding me. i'm actually pissed he used up a draft spot that someone deserving could have used. fuck jeff driskel.
>>67232937
Vikings.
(It's opposite day)
>>67232949
>>67232962
Found the iggles fans
>>67232937
Cowboys
Giants
Why are the Patriots not focusing on their decrepit o-line?
>2009th pick
>>67232971
>that trip that thought he was good
>>67232996
Because Brady will make it work regardless
>>67232937
Steelers
>>67232996
Nobody cares about the Patricucks, fuck off
>>67232988
Cowcucks are THIS. SHOOK.
>>67232996
They need Brady to get a career ending injury to have an excuse to bench him.
>>67232670
>>67232716
lmao didn't even see it just guessed.
he was my favorite player growing up because he broke helmets by always hitting with his head. I did that too once. tough motherfucker but he's said he has memory loss now
>>67233031
Just ask Giselle to beat him up
>>67232516
I don't know why I'm even responding to someone from the Middle East as if they could understand football but the Bengals have had a top 3 draft.
Best CB in the draft at 24. One of the best receivers who has potential to be the best in the second round. Andrew Billings in the fourth who many had going top 20. Westerman in the fifth who was projected as a second rounder. Vigil in the third is the only one that doesn't stand out as being a steal but it's still a solid pick.
>dat 1h german catch
Lmao MSU fans on suicide watch
>LONGSNAPPER
it is officially garbage time
>long snapper
LMFAO LOINS
>>67232996
OL depth endend a long time ago
They drafted a fuckton of OL last year and the were all shit
>A longsnapper
>>67233031
That's probably true. You know Kraft wants him to retire before he costs him another million and another first round pick. Brady is a fucking liability.
>LONG SNAPPER
kek
switched to ESPN coverage cuz NFL was getting too weird...
>>67233059
self hating bandwagoner cuck
>Lions drafting a Longsnapper
Come on Quinn, you were on a roll.
Please explain to me why the Rams didn't keep their picks, and draft a QB or two in 2/3/4/5?
>>67233071
once Dantonio quits after all the choking messing with his health Sparty is gonna head back to the cellar where it belongs
>detoilet
>>67233103
NEEDED NUMBER ONE FOR MUH HYPE for a team that just cucked it's fanbase to go to a market which will forget the team exists in a few years.
any saints fans here? I love the no-frills approach they're taking. just drafting appropriately
>>67233051
Andrew Billings fell because he's puny for a nose tackle and has T-rex arms so enjoy that
>>67233105
You literally can't stop the Sparty Party my friend.
>>67233110
>Queens literally drafted a who kraut for PR
>having any room to talk shit
>>67233103
LA is all about image
They got to cash in now that the Lakers are shit
>De'Runnya
Has anyone drafted that 400lb TE?
DRAFT MAGIC COMING UP
>>67233153
lol
>bust
>exploding knees
>long term project player
>decent player
>lelscott
>literally who cb
wow what a great draft
>>67233147
>PR
That's Marcus Sherels
Moritz Böhringer is the white Mike Evans
>detoilet
>>67233175
your mom is a te ?
>>67233132
>no championships in football OR basketball since 2000
you guys stop yourselves. i don't have to do anything
Is the Muhlbach Era over?
>>67233130
>Muh long arms
Stop trying to use memes to rate players. Billings is probably the strongest player in the draft and he's only 20. Once get gets access to steroids and NFL training regimes he is going to be breaking double teams left and right like he did in college. Bengals play a 4-3 so he doesn't need to be some fatty like Hampton or Wilfork.
>>67233191
>rape capitol of the world
>>67233162
>LA is all about image
I can tell you don't know much about sports in los angeles, because you'd realize that image gets you nowhere. Lakers aside, if the team isn't at the top of the league, no one gives a shit.
>>67233173
He will be a damn good jump ball guy if nothing else.
>burbridge
Quinton Patton 2.0
>>67233212
>/pol/ posting
lmao you lost the argument
also that stat isn't true
>>67233193
Better than
>0 legit championships since the 1940s
>>67233192
My mom has a tight end m8 not is a TE
200
>>67233201
We've only signed him for one more year so looks like.
A sixth round pick I know but still off as duck when there's talent people are sleeping on still out there
>>67233212
btw you can read about it here: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-19592372
Long time listener, first time caller. I've got to say that I hate Dallas, but I can not deny that this is quite probably the finest NFL Draft performance by a front office since 1963. What intelligence!
>Burbridge to 49ers
>>67233246
>Sweden doesn't like /pol/
:^) surprising
>another OL
fuck yes
>>67233329
Patterson is the KR
and he's almost certainly gone after this season if still is too retarded to learn the playbook and run routes
>>67233315
We just spent 40 million on a WR, why bother with another?
> Mayock literally drafted a random Yuro player for the Vikings
How can one man be so based?
>>67233365
The vikings were really interested in him in the first place, while it was funny to see it go down like that they were going to take him regardless
>>67233365
Vikings had their eyes on him since he got noticed.
>>67233355
meh I'm getting kinda trashed
Patterson will be OK he's going to start a clothing line
>>67233365
Mayock is goat, thats old news.
say what you want about cam but he dresses pretty well
http://www.avclub.com/article/chiefs-coach-andy-reid-does-not-share-your-lowbrow-231124
>You now realize the Browns have drafted 5 wide receivers
>another Basketball to TE
>showing basketball highlights
>>67233409
>swede bro not realizing that all of these players pay a personal stylist to buy their clothes and dress them
Its even worse in the NBA where every single player wants to look big out there
>>67233431
>all of these players pay a personal stylist to buy their clothes and dress them
well, then carson palmer got fucking scammed
Is Jeremy Cash still there?
>>67233451
yes
>>67233325
Nobody likes /pol/.
>>67233419
did you know that antonio gates played basketball in college?
>>67233066
>>67233067
>>67233077
>>67233083
Jimmy Landes is pretty gud
>Canada 1
>Germany 1
>Tennessee 0
>>67233409
kek
>the city of Charles Davis
>>67233477
Nobody being you
Tennessee getting blown the absolute fuck out
>>67233449
Oof, hate to pull stereotypes but in general blacks care a whole lot more than a lot of the white guys.
>>67233484
Hi Jimmy
>>67233431
>wearing a scarf
>>67233484
THE WHITE OTAKU
>>67233509
And that's generally why they go broke because more concerned with displaying their wealth in the most extravagant way possible despite how fucking expensive it is
>>67233412
good. they have the fucking picks and now you get to throw everything you have into solving a problematic WR corp.
I mean if your WR depth is completely devastated and you have the picks to indulge different opinions in your war room do it.
yeah there are other holes to fill but fixing a paramount piece of your offense and returning it to a functional state is completely worth using those picks.
I like Payton and Higgins at least.
>>67233528
>who /getting a goat punter/
here
>>67232573
nah famalam based beachum
>>67233583
Hackett to Vikings please
i want full meme
>Grip n Sip: 2
>Tennessee: 0
>>67233449
Carson Palmer doesn't give a fuck. Word around Cincinnati was that he smoked more pot than anyone on the team. He also decided to retire rather than play for the Bengals again.
>>67233528
I have a really hot coworker who always wears a scarf
Saw some bruising on her neck once and now I have fantasies of her having a choking fetish
>mfw I just realized Ben Braunecker and Scooby Wright and Victor Ochi still have camera teams inside their homes awaiting the reaction
anyone remember ifo ekepre olomu when he fell to the ass end of the 7th and they still had cameras on him?
nigga looked maddddddd..............
>>67233603
MINE
Canada 1
Germany 1
University of Texas at San Antonio 1
Tennessee 0
>>67233603
you better be praying for cash or mills bruh
>Stump the truck
When did >we trade the 223rd pick Miami?
>>67233491
Carson 3 years after retirement
>Navy: 1
>Basketball players: 1
>Tennessee: 0
All of these garbage ass QB's taken and vernon adams still on the board. Will some team please show some love and believe in the manlets.
Charles Davis on suicide watch
>>67233711
the Seahawks will take adams
they are a perfect meme match
UT: 1
Tennesse: 0
Will mini Gronk get drafted?
>macklefresh
>Sims Macklefresh
>>67233680
I have had the tv muted
What does the hashtag mean
>>67231387
130 squid?
someone must have been quoting better odds somewhere???
Enough DL, Jags
stock up the OL
>Silverberry Mouhon
What about L'Carpetron Dookmarriot?
TENNESSEE BTFO
TENNIS SEA BTFO
Charles getting btfo
Does the espn coverage have this kind of chemistry between its panelists?
Samford 1
William & Mary 1
Tennessee 0
Charles Davis is gonna go kill himself now
>you now remember Pig Howard fumbling a game-winning TD in OT against Georgia
bringing the babtz
>>67233768
>shopping around
>not being loyal to one bookie
pleb
What's this Tennessee meme?
I've heard good things about La'ta'ton'dre Bullshaft, do you think he"ll fall to the Browns?
>Stephen Weatherly LB
literally who?
>>67233830
https://youtu.be/vy8Vg6ILuhc
Calling it now: Tennessee will never have another player drafted again. Pey-pey's retirement has sealed their fate.
Meme magic, niggas.
>>67233694
Germany: 1
William & Mary: 1
Tennessee: 0
>>67233851
The Vols have had 0 players drafted into the NFL this year so far
>>67233827
I actually really liked NFLN this year, I watch it a lot more now that Sapp is gone.
>>67233851
They have had 0 (zero) drafted in the draft.
Canada and Germany has had more players drafted
there is film out there on Pig Howard. It's just not good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy8Vg6ILuhc
>>67233760
If any meme team needs a player to run meme plays he's their guy
>>67233851
a shitty sec school with a shittier amateur handegg team. but every year the media and their fans say THIS IS THE YEAR and they fuck it up every year
inb4 some vols fan comes in talking about Peyton
>>67233902
Now if we can just get rid of Michael Irvin
>>67233639
well now I do too
>>67233924
Every week you can see how much Marshall Faulk just wants to kill Michael Irvin
also
>Ike Taylor
>>67233827
ESPN wishes it had coverage this comfy
>>67233904
>you now remember the year Texass had 0 (zero) players drafted
>>67233914
Perfect fit for the Vikings. They're the meme magic team of the future.
>>67233952
Ike Taylor is so painfully awkward but I wonder if it's just because he's new to it and he'll get more comfortable
>>67233997
MJD is saving him all the time
also, MJD is underrated
>>67233930
I mean it could be that her husband beats her but I try to ignore that.
>Scooby Wright
>Jeremy Cash
>>67233827
ESPN is way more popular so they can't really be this loose, all of their "funny" moments are scripted to he'll and back and if they aren't they make sure to run them into the ground, if Eisen worked for ESPN today he would be neutered
>>67233961
how and why did DJ Fluker ever become a meme
I used to see that guy on campus all the time and I always wanted to jump on his soldiers and walk through campus on his shoulders
>>67233974
He's got the meme magic
>>67233969
>yfw it was the same year Michael Sam was drafted
>NFL teams would rather have fags than Longhorns
Autism
Falcons can still get Jeremy Cash, Jack Allen or Keith Marshall.
>>67234017
Is the husband a cowboys fan? He could be in to cucking
>>67234099
holy fuck
>Keanu Neal gets moved to OLB
>jeremy cash at safety
fucking solid
>>67234044
I went to high school with Vince Wilfork and have literally done this with him
>>67234099
>>67234099
Holy fuck, Jeremy Cash wasn't drafted?
>>67234124
I have no idea
>out of control pothead injury prone tunsil
>5'5 wr's
>QB from western kentucky
>asian tight end
Dolphins just throwing these picks away
The Browns have had the best draft in NFL history! They will have the most dominate Super Bowl run EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67234144
fucking tell me about it. and the viking just passed on him for ANOTHER scrub OLB from vandy
>>67232579
that is the best one insofar :-)
>>67234199
Should have been TU Lebensborn
>yfw chip kelly takes vernon adams in 7th round
>becomes starting qb
>makes playoffs
Cowboys fan here. Never in my 3 years of being a diehard fan have I seen anything like this. They are literally picking hall of famers and pro bowlers every pick. And the rest of the team is just letting them. Im so happy im almost in tears
Good pick Iggles
>Jalen Mills
steal
How the hell did Dallas pull off this draft? Its a Miracle on Ice 2.0, what a dominant win for the Boyz
Holy shit Jalen Mills! I didn't even know he was still on the board.
>>67232805
84 is max böhringer. he is 6,4. no need to cry into your pillow this night.
Wait wtf Jalen Mills was still on the board. Thats a goddamn steal for the iggles. Im jelly tbqh
>>67234177
why are you even a vikings fan you dick?
you and cadence should go blow eachother
So basically the Vikings won the 2016 draft.
>>67233535
Man I wish Brennan Williams had panned out...
oh wow the Cowboys actually got Rico Gathers in the 6th round? He was fucking 1st round talent, the Cowboys did it again.
>>67234272
>>67234263
>>67234261
>>67234286
Is it a good pick though?
It wasn't a fluke or by accident he fell this far, coaches/gm's must know some things that general public doesn't know yet.
>>67234293
>strong safety is still a hole
not really
>>67234240
My wife's son was saying this earlier
>>67234291
Pissness at least rates Teddy
this mong is just a fag
7th round steal
That is a big fucker
Holy shit this punter the Buncos just picked is a straight BADASS:
https://streamable.com/3s3u
>>67234325
My wife's boyfriend was saying this as well.
>average feet
foot fetishists are the worst
>>67234318
>>67234318
imo he was the best defensive player on LSU last year. But like you said there must be something we don't know. Saw him going in the 4th or 5th at the latest
>>67234318
I think so. And things like this happen. People fall though the cracks for whatever reason. see: Tony Jefferson, Jaelen Strong, Andrew Billings, Jeremy Cash, etc.
>>67234302
I mean 4chan is gigantic, it hasnt been a "secret club" in like 7 years. Im surprised there hasnt been another player like him.
Hell there was someone who got on a reality TV show who talked about /sp/ specifically
Is Kenny Lawler still available? Eagles still need to take a WR.
>>67234322
Griffen, Harris, Swagboy, Pendejo maybe even Newman
there is some padding in that hole to at least keep the Vikings in for the year
>>67234346
dat punch tho
PLEASE TAKE JEREMY CASH
>>67234327
>>67234322
Will Vikings pick Hedelin or Johansson with their last? One can only hope
>>67234379
Hope you're right swedefriend, I just wish we had something solid there so Harrison Smith was more free to do his thing
>>67234356
>yfw the biggest one currently coaches the bills
Has Gronk Jr gone yet?
>>67234399
shit would be so cash
>>67233694
Is it state of Tennessee in general or just UT?
>>67234427
how do we know he has a foot fetish?
AUSSIE MEME
>>67234401
Damn, didn't even know they existed. If they're any good i hope the Vikings take them in as UDFA
>RB
>>67234442
vols
>all these Punters
Hackett confirmed altitude babby
>>67234368
There's more its just that none are attention whoring enough to say it in public.
Cowboys fan here. My wife had to go in to work which is weird for a Saturday but her hot boss needed her so I'm sure it's important. I'm here now with her son watching the draft and it's obvious the Cowboys will win the next 80-90 super bowls. Wow what a GOAT draft
new thread
>>67234432
Cowboys pulled off a miracle and snagged him, what a dominating performance
>dwayne washington
who?
Well that gives us three rbs again at least.
>>67234442
Just Utenn
Paxton Lynch was from memphis. Hell even fucking vanderbilt had someone drafted
surprised Maggit hasnt been drafted for them he is solid
>Sam Houston State 1, Tennessee 0
UW here, Dwayne is underrated desu
he's massive and incredibly strong
have fun with him Lions.
>>67234443
He filmed his wife in foot worship videos with black dudes rubbing up on her
>>67234503
nice
>>67234443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bKauwqkboE
& I love the guy, but that shit was too funny.
>>67232805
>feeling emasculated by a woman's height
>being dominated by a grill you've never met
absolutely beta
Falcons get a budget WR fuck yes. Besides cash thats what I wanted. slightly above average draft for the falcons. Filled tons of needs, nothing flashy.
Young defensive players that Quinn can mold into his system and a couple targets for Matty Ice.
>>67234368
I know, I hope he does well in Pro Wrestling though. He's been in like 3 matches so far and he already has a body slam called the Third Impact and he finished a guy off in his last match using the Nico Nico Knee.
>>67234451
Amongst the swedish teams there has been quite a buzz around Sebastian Johansson for some time. Did really good at Marshall's Pro day! Looker darker and darker though..
>>67234451
>>67234628
But yeah, UDFA is probably for the best. Would still be really cool to have a swede actually drafted
>>67234628
You talking chances or skin color?
Vikings got Alexander and Kearse. Well done Clemson boys!
>>67232071
Easiest the best football school to ever exist
>Roll Tide, bubba
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