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>put your used toilet paper in the toilet before you flush
>be careful and use toilets with shelves to inspect if your feces are a ok
>and don't smell you're sister's cooch! it's not ok
>cuddling is ok though
>vetlel electronic problem
>errybody spinnin
>pilelli
mad amx
happy birthday felipe
reminder that vettel has a five place grid penalty for this race.
>tfw his first win from lower than thirdon sunday
>>67196941
Kek
4th for Foreskindia a shit
>>67197020
Shouldn't Hamilton still have a penalty to serve too? Since he legitimately qualified dead last in China and didn't start from pit-lane? Thus serving no penalty yet
>mfw a person put shitty toilet paper in a bin and sniffed his sister's cooch next to me
>>67197190
the unserved-grid-penalties-carry-over-to-the-next-race shit was dropped midway through last season
>>67196941
who do kyviat look like he is 12 years old
>>67197282
>remember that he was holding a record for a youngest F1 driver to score points until AMD AMX
>>67197218
But otherwise the toilet will get clogged.
It can't be helped.
>>67197412
I literally haven't seen a clogged toilet
is it a myth or what? is this real life?
>>67197473
greece has poor toilet infrastructure.
shit happens.
>>67197412
Toilet paper is called like that because it dissolves quickly after getting into water. And toilets won't get clogged.
You should stop using old newspapers or what ever.
>>67197499
I c wut u did there
>>67197473
>>67197511
But in Greece we have shitty plumbing, excuse the pun, so they get clogged easily. That's why we have designated shitting bins.
Also, why the fuck are we discussing this in the formula 1 general.
>>67197412
Toilets there must be different. Unless you literally shit out a turd 3 inches wide or put half a roll of toilet paper in there our toilets will not clog.
>>67197530
Because /f1/ is at least 50% shitposting-general. And we're bored until qualy starts. we probably should stop though
>>67197528
at least someone did.
Where are the real Italians in /f1/ anyway?
>>67197669
I don't see many Italians on /sp/ in general.
Most of them are in the serie a threads but they are pretty dead.
>the WDC has only been won by an Italian 3 times
Why
>>67197760
What is even weirder is that if a italian driver at least at Bottas' level appears, he gets a
instant Ferrari seat and first driver status
>>67197760
>everyone of them was a massive carbabby
>Ascari & Farina
>not the biggest carbabbys of all time
Because they've never had a properly competitive F1 driver. Some good ones over the years, but no WC's.
>>67197730
Maybe internet isn't very popular here. Would explain the shit wifi coverage.
>>67197835
>le "i don't understand the sport so I'll call champions carbabbies" meme
fuck off
>>67197971
m8 do you even know anything about the seasons they won their championships in? In 1952 the entire field except the Ferraris were essentially running Formula 2 cars. The same thing happened in '53 with the exception of the Maserati which was prone to retirements and still not quite as fast as the Ferrari, even with Fangio driving.
In 1950 the Alfa won every race except the Indy 500 and was miles ahead of the competition, and Farina lost every race that Fangio didn't retire.
Way to know your shit though, faggot.
what the hell is wrong with ferrari?
i dont remember them having so huge reliability issues ever before.
>>67198245
You have been watching F1 only since 1997, right?
>>67197971
>Farina
> not a carbabby
Seriously m8? He wasn't even the fastest man in his own team (which won every race in the season)
Fangio lost that title to reliability.
>>67198245
They pushed the reliability too far in this year upgrades on the mgu-h, thats all
>>67198245
Oh look it's a real Italian.
>>67197669
I usually post only after each race.
>>67197847
>Would explain the shit wifi coverage.
You are not going to find a single decent public wifi. Same thing for Hotels'.
It's just how it is.
>>67198294
>india on my side for once
>btfo of stupid americans
based
>>67198257
'98 actually
>>67198299
yeah, i consider that to be a problem for a team like them, not being able to balance things
>>67198317
i'm not though ;)
>>67198475
So right at the beginning of the 'bulletproof Ferrari' era.
Watch '96, Schuey retires in literally half the races
>>67198589
So is it Loss?
>>67197131
>Finlandbro blew the chance to smell his two little sisters cooches in the sauna
>tfw my dad is sending me to watch a 2nd division footy match because I don't often go outside
>>67198809
>tfw no dad to watch football or f1 with
Cancer fucking sucks.
>>67198809
Enjoy it m8, it'll be a good time, I love going to our shit-league matches here
You'll be back in time for qualy right?
>>67198596
>tfw finally dragged the fucking shitbox on pole and the engine blows up on the formation lap
>>67198841
He's sending me to watch it on my own (but he does watch F1).
>>67198849
Yeah, the match is at 11:00, quali is at 15:00.
>>67198888
Then just have a good time and grab something to eat
also
>checked
>>67198876
Watching that (and the Canada one, where the driveshaft fell off) happen on the Rabbitstream over the winter made me kek, in spite of my Schumi-worship
>>67198841
;_; sorry lad.
Do you remember the guy on the left?
>>67199117
asian kid behind hermann just jizzed 2bh
so would i if he showed me his latest tilkedrome
>>67199117
i miss petrov. he was funny, unlike charisma vaccum kvyat.
>>67199117
How could we forget his flight on Malaysian Airways
>>67199117
damn, fonzie got old
I don't want to be touched
>>67198841
>Used to watch f1 together with older brother
Yeah cancer is a fucking bitch
>>67199117
He is still racing in LMP2.
Also he is commentating as a guest on Russian TV.
>>67197131
absolutely disgusting
not sure why I have a boner now but it must be something unrelated
does any one like f1 less since hamilton has been racing? its something about seeing a black in the sport, it doesnt feel right, maybe its just me though
Bernie literally did nothing wrong
prove me wrong
>>67199551
To be honest, I wouldn't mind him if he wasn't such a huge nigger. The diamond earrings, the huge mother fucking gold chain, the flat brimmed hat.
It's fucking disgusting.
>>67199623
Don't forget his dogs
they suck too
>>67199623
Oh, how could I forget about the tattoos and the "still I rise" bullshit. It makes me want to puke.
>>67199551
i miss scandal in f1 tbhfam
>>67199551
The problem is his shitty gay-gangsta swag (which is probably forced on him by his celebrity-agency).
He would be a way more likable if he behaved and dressed better.
>>67199645
>>67199623
>>67199551
I would have no problem with how he presents himself if it didn't seem rather fake.
>>67199842
The worst thing for me is that he is a good driver, that's what gets me, hell, multiple times champion and currently the face of the sport.
I wouldn't give a shit if he was some manor-tier driver.
>>67199963
But don't focus on the fact that he's black, or even that he dresses like a twat. If that's what someone has a problem with then they're just an asshole.
The problem is that he is actually a twat, which is made worse by the fact that so many people seem blind to that fact. It's like when one person is your group of friends is a massive dick, and only a couple of them seem to know it. It makes it so much worse. Just call a spade a spade.
Power unit costs will be reduced by €1 million for the 2017 season and by a further €3 million for the following year.
Following Red Bull's engine saga at the end of last year, an "obligation to supply" will be activated if a team faces a similar issue.
In a bid to converge engine performance, the token system will be removed for next year.
And finally, efforts will be made to increase the volume of the current engines, with changes to be introduced by 2018 at the latest.
>>67200536
It makes no sense
>F1 is all about cutting edge technology instead of sports
>dont develop your engine too much tho
>F1 is a competittion between the best manufacturers
>don't develop your engine too much tho
>we want to keep the engine costs down in the long run
>maintain the most expensive regulations in the history of F1 for the next 4 years
>we want to keep PU costs down
>we want to restrict teams to 3 PUs per season (a large matter of cost with the current units is the reliability, not only do you have to make a fast PU, you have to make it last much longer than previous PUs, meaning a lot of cost is caused by the regulations themselves.Many teams could actually be competitive if they could run an engine full power for 1 race and hope it lasts [ie like in back in the day lel] and then replace it for the next race)
fuck FIA niggere s kill me ok
>>67201215
Your last point is just brutally poignant
>want to limit number of engines to cut down costs
>this pushes up costs of the individual engines
>makes it even worse than before
>grid penalties ruin peoples races just as bad as DNF's
>keep reducing the number of units
just fuck my shit up, family
>>67201325
yeah thats nice and all but just make it cheaper ok its going to improve the show, regards FIA (btw take this post down before we remove it)
>>67200536
>In a bid to converge engine performance, the token system will be removed for next year.
unlimited engine works?
>>67201472
dont question it its fine the cars will be 15 seconds faster with the grreatest downforce racing ever whyh would you even doubt the FIA ou stupid fuck
do i need to fucking kick your ass
tghe regulations are perfect ok just perfect what the hell timothy??????
Lel, a single wine and my sis passed out. I'll remember that for sunday.
>>67201215
They should just unregulate everything that isn't about safety and racing rules.
>>67201836
time for some cuddling
>>67197669
we have italian message boards you know
>>67201846
We're lying down opposite ends of the couch mate.
>>67201868
I'm not Italian.
>>67201836
can you smell her cooch?
do you have a poopdeck in your house and does your sister use it?
(also i agree with you)
>>67201868
onestamente /litness/e' un pretty based board
>>67201953
sorry but your flag has appeared to have fallen over
Fug :D
>>67202083
> less buttons, more?
>>67202083
I want that PSP.
>12 hours to qualy
I sleep 12 hours. That means I should probably go to bed now.
But I'm not sleepy at all, fug.
Fucking hell the one weekend I have an opportunity to watch and it's the russian GP...
>>67204473
I actually like the russian GP.
Have tried the circuit in the F1 game, it's pretty fun.
>>67204158
>I sleep 12 hours
Wow geez I wonder why your country is in the red now
>>67204704
I'm neet shut-in m8 so I can do whatever I want.
I can't help it, it started a few years ago. If I don't sleep 12 hours, I'm tired as hell. Probably because of the depression-anxiety meds I take.
>>67203077
That'll be $50,000
>>67204842
Damn import taxes.
>>67198245
Check out 1992
>>67204769
>I'm neet shut-in m8 so I can do whatever I want.
>I can't help it, it started a few years ago. If I don't sleep 12 hours, I'm tired as hell.
you're tired as hell because you don't fucking do anything
>>67196941
>>67200536
>>67201325
you'll see, FIA may remove the token system,
but they will keep material regulations, meaning that they would need to tune engines down; if they would want engine to last 7 races while being 1/4 cheaper.
It's an camouflaged way of trying to make WEC more popular. So then they can shout "Look, look, we ARE FASTER an more ADVANCED than F1, watch us".
>>67204664
Okay I'm normally pretty forgiving to lots of circuits but hot damn does the Sochi Autodrome really wrinkle my sprinkles
The track itself is just shit filled with 90° corners with the occasional, easy, no skill required, flat out sweeper.
It doesn't help that it's literally in a giant fucking lot and they claim it to be a "street circuit" even though there's nothing even remotely claustrophobic about it.
>>67199117
Alonso still buttblasted
>tfw no qt racer gf
>>67208304
pic unrelated?
https://twitter.com/Shoutyskii/status/726082701023973376
Thoughts?
>>67208444
As long as the rear wing is fat and low I'm happy
>checked
>>67202134
That is honestly the best banter ever heard in F1
>less buttons, more? or more and less....?
Goddamn, that kind of language is what I live for.
>>67208936
I fucking wasted those trips. Should've confirmed Hamilton's death.
>>67210141
That's okay, I did earlier too by shitting on an American
>>67196642
Its where the empty rolls go, when its full you empty it in the paper waste.
>/f1/ - Poop
You know what, this sounds about right actually
>>67199551
i watch it for amx these days, but i'd hate hamilton a lot more if he was still at mclelren bc swl bias
also [spoiler]you're racist[/spoiler]
who /going to bed early/ here?
>Sebastian Vettel is set for a five-place grid penalty at the Russian Grand Prix after changing his gearbox.
give me last race start
>>67211837
he will still manage to finish ahead of kimi
>>67208444
Really I couldn't give less shits about how the cars looked as long as they were fast, but if you're gonna have slow as shit cars then at least give us something else to hang on to.
If all the teams and drivers didn't have so many jokes associated with them there would be no way in hell that I'd watch F1.
>Fucking Le Mans is closer to us than we are to lap records
>Can't drive fast in a race cause rip your tires and fuel
>half of the past few seasons have been utter shit, same winners, boring races
>The only time we get good races are under rare circumstances where people fuck up
>Steep af clit noses
>Taking away one of the few hallmarks of an F1 car (open cockpit)
>The tires we race on literally wouldn't be able to hold together if the cars were a few seconds faster
>Fucking cars can't follow each other cause of too little freedom on the nose of the car, so everyone resorts to quintuple cascades that are hella sensitive.
>Teams keep going bankrupt because the FIA doesn't know common sense
>Our figurehead is literally a senile old man
>Cars sound like shit. (Hey FIA, volume is less of the issue than it is the fact that the cars sound like a phone vibrating on a table)
>Generally our governing body is just a meme at this point
Don't get me wrong, F1 is still my favorite motorsport by miles, but it's certainly not the best, and it's really tiring me out how NoFunAllowed it is.
That being said, I hope everyone fucks up at Sochi so Checo can get on the podium again
F1 - Formula 1 - Competitive Grid Penalties Management
Is there any chance for F1 to be great again after Bernie retires/dies? I know he is not the only factor that lead to F1 becoming shit, but his death could be a turning point for many things.
>>67213499
taking power out of his hands would be a start, but it definitely depends on who takes over afterwards
>>67213499
Of course there is. If his powers are inherited by competent people. I'd like to see how F1 would look like if the drivers/GPDA gets the final say for every decision FOM makes.
>>67198245
they are pushing the engine to get competitive
last year they were better in reliability, but suffered in performance
>>67197131
>german asking about shit
of course
What was that new whenisf1on replacement again?
>>67214354
http://f1countdown.com/
>>67213499
>>67213875
>>67213980
>people think it's actually Bernie's fault that the sport is in deep shit
Bernie (currently) is just a puppet in the hands of CVC. He's forced to do what they want him to do, so that they can squeeze the most out of their 'investment'.
Everyone seems to forget that before Bernie sold his commercial rights to the bigger Jews (in the late 90s/early 2000s), F1 was bretty good. And when CVC got the majority stake (2006), it completely started going to shit.
Bernie did nothing wrong (well, except for selling the rights), it was the Jews.
>>67214390
Thanks mate.
>>67214583
Still finished 7th.
>>67208304
she's a rich girl playing a racer
>>67214958
The vast majority of people who race cars are rich people playing racer.
Shit it's what I would do if I had the money.
>>67197131
I thought /hoc/ had the worst autists but seems like I was wrong. Thanks for posting this had some nice laughs.
>>67196941
lewis wins
>>67214354
formula1.com
six hours to go
Waking up in Italy is truly a blessing.
>>67215650
whatever you say ireland
You fucking ingrates.
Bernie IS F1, he created the entire thing, it wouldn't exist without him.
Is also very old school and gives zero fucks about PC bullshit and catering to every whiny fucking team principle.
F1 needs people like Bernie. There's a reason Putin respects him.
>>67215650
for you
>>67215806
Do you sleep standing up?
>googling fp3 start time
>everything in yurup time
fug
>>67215939
That's what happens when your country is so insular, refusing to give a shit about the sports that the world plays.
>>67215939
2 bongs 40 bings
>>67215847
gee I wish
>>67215995
i tried telling my me-ma about F1 and she didn't even know it exists
>>67215995
Bit rude tbf m8
>>67216081
But true, the world doesn't give a fuck about your top 3 sports.
Literally nobody but you guys give a fuck about handegg.
Only Japan also cares about Baseball as much as you do.
and only China cares about Basketball, and even then..not so much.
Even our most retarded boring sports like cricket have a ton of international interest, mainly because we introduced it when we conquered them and they spent a lot of time getting better than us as a kind of revenge.
>>67216191
>our most retarded boring sports like cricket
delet this
>>67216191
I wish England would just sink.
>>67216283
Stay mad maurizio
>>67214407
>this is what Force India actually believes
>>67216253
>>67216191
>our most retarded boring sports like cricket
BIG
>>67216191
literally nobody who isn't a former colony or dominion of yours likes cricket
>>67216371
STRONG
>>67216390
RECTUM
>>67216379
please watch our sport
>>67216334
Not even Italian.
>>67216379
and literally nobody BUT YOU likes handegg, baseball or basketball.
>hurr durr the only reason so many other countries like your shitty sport is because you owned their lands..
This isn't an insult Amerilard, it would only be if they had stopped playing when we gave them independence..
>>67216444
I guess thats the difference here. Weak, worthless countries adopted your "culture" once they were given independence on a plate.
The strongest power the world has ever seen took independence and developed their own culture. The culture that the rest of the world has been adopting.
>>67216444
hey come on baseball is the national sport of finland!
>>67216379
That's still well over a billion people :^)
Plus, >>67216444 is right. We kept playing the sport even after the Brits left. It's not an insult if the other countries actually got interested in the sport.
>>67216283
we'd only sink with an Italian captain in charge
>>67216551
I'm not even Italian, retard.
>>67216503
>The culture that the rest of the world has been adopting.
As evident by the global popularity of handegg or baseball, right?
Literally the only """"American culture"""" that's widely adopted is TV and movies. And even those are usually trumped by local language media within a country. They're only considered a success because they manage to gain a foothold
Cricket is without a shadow of doubt the worst """sport""" imaginable
>on holiday with Australian m8s
>they insist on going to a sports bar because the"ashes" are on
>whatever i don't mind
>its literally guys standing on a huge field occasionally running, like baseball but 100x slower
>its this for hours
>ask them what the honest appeal is
>hehe you can bring your own booze into the audience and people just get drunk as hell and the players used to party and play hammered
>so basically it's awesome because you can get drunk in attendance and because players used to play it drunk?
>yeah pretty much
>continue to get extremely drunk
>they talk about cricket scores for the next three days
I'm no longer friends with Australians
sorry for blogpost
>>67216567
You are forgetting food, drinks, capitalism and the concept of freedom all rubbing off on the rest of the world.
>>67216581
>like baseball but 100x slower
Honestly, except for Test cricket (the one you seemed to have been exposed to), Cricket is much better paced than baseball. And in terms of being interesting, even Test cricket is much more of a challenge.
Cricket is kinda like F1 in that to outsiders it seems dull, but if you know the nuances, you can enjoy it (for the most part) even at its slowest.
>>67216561
whatever you say, Luigi
If Amerikkka wanted people to give a shit about it's bad sports it would introduce them and then lose like the English did.
But that would mean hurting america ego, and burger people are too insecure for that.
Only reason USA refuses to play football like rest of world is because they can't win, like a spoiled child who can't get their way so they go home.
>>67216561
Very obvious american, only americans think the way you do. Your culture isn't even your own, just offshoot of england - biggest contributions to world are junk food and Hollywood.
>USA will never know feel of true international competition with competent team.
Scotland may not be the best at football but at least we fucking try.
>>67216646
>>67216678
Lost something?
can we return to funposting?
I like doing things that I enjoy and I'd like to stop crying like the bitch I am
How many bongs until qualification?
>>67216624
>food
>implying American food is globally popular
Pizza and tacos aren't American, my friend
>drink
U wot m8?
>capitalism
You do realize that as the seat of the industrial revolution, Britain was the originator and major spreader of capitalism?
>>67216710
>hungary is just italy having a nap
>>67216624
>America taking credit for inventing 'freedom'
AHAHA OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
>'food and drinks
Please enlighten me to which food and drinks you're referring to here.
>Capitalism
The Netherlands and England.are responsible for the spread of capitalism during the Early modern period, America just picked up where England let off.
If you're going to try and take credit for shit at least use examples you are genuine pioneers in, like Military tech advances.
>>67216721
4 bongs 32 bings
>>67216741
it's the other way
ma grazie famiglia :) parlo tutt'e due lingue
>>67216751
>America just picked up where England let off.
And that too was only because of England getting fucked up by two World Wars while fighting rebellions in its colonies.
Meanwhile, all America did for the early part of both wars was to rev up its economy by providing its allies with economic support. They got most of the upsides of war (quick economic growth) without as many of its downsides
>>67216724
>>67216751
How easy it is to rustle the jimmies of the weak. The United States of America is freedom itself and it's people are born with it in their heart. No country could claim this but them, the greatest superpower this world has seen.
Th-thanks?
>>67216804
and it was hell getting support going even for WW2
We disliked more conflict about as much as anyone in Europe did, we were merely lucky enough to be on the other side of the ocean from it for a while
>>67216814
If america is so great why are you currently living in Italy amerilard?
>>67216888
I'm not American, my friend. And I'm not living here either. It's called "vacation".
>>67216918
it's called smelling your sister's cooch for days
>>67216928
Hungary knows whats best.
>>67216918
Why lie, this is an anonymous imagboard. Only a yank would fellate the US as much as you have been doing this entire thread. I wouldn't even praise my own country as much as you have the US,
>spending time making an ass of yourself on /sp/ while on vacation in another country.
Looks like you're truly making use of that vacation time kek.
Oh and by the way, it's obvious you're american because you called call it a 'vacation' and not a holiday.
>>67216983
"Vakantie" is the Dutch word, mate. What can I tell you, m8, rustling British jimmies is one of my favourite past times. Besides, my sister is currently showering and thus I have not much to do right now anyway.
>>67217015
>on holiday with your sister.
AHAHAHA, try to resist your urge to sniff her coochie this time
>>67217043
I always go somewhere with my sister in May. Sorry to hear your family relations aren't so good.
>>67212572
>Cars sound like shit. (Hey FIA, volume is less of the issue than it is the fact that the cars sound like a phone vibrating on a table)
Sweet merciful crap that's the most accurate description I've yet heard
>been floating past /f1/ for an hour now
>te same shit argument is happening
>>67217129
What else are we gonna do in the morning before FP3 starts?
>>67216691
delete this
>>67216379
And that literally explains why it's such a popular sport among so many, many countries.
>>67217129
better than talking about poop inspection
Why the fuck are all the usual acestreams for F1 buffering?
I refuse to watch anything but SKYF1
>>67217070
When receptionists at your hotels call you "Mr and Mrs" do you correct them, or do you smirk cheekily at each other and look forward to a quick pre-dinner fuck in front of the fireplace?
>>67217239
it's not starting for another 45mins
>>67217243
Even still, it's usually working smooth by now so we can hear ted talking bollocks
Is Henno already in jail?
I'd like to shed a tear for the sorry state of this team, but I can't do even that.
Might get some bacon lads
>>67216804
after being shafted by the british empire for centuries you're still our cuck
that's a good boy
Press F to remember Roland Ratzenberger ;_;
>>67217345
is that blood around his visor
>>67217300
Looks pretty comfy that
Fucking viasat is so shit, how do you yanks put up with that godawful 'fake announcer' voice over everything?
No wonder Trump is doing so well, bet he seems like a breath of fresh air compared to how fake the rest of your media is.
someone 1 give me an acestream pls
>>67217242
Just the smirk desu.
Two years ago in Germany we got served a fully fleshed out lovebed with heart-shaped pillows and everything. It was rather hilarious.
>>67217397
acestream://0afc6b95e79f63b7e0f00484453d5cc0c1a67290
Not SKYF1 though, so shit.
Reddit fags haven't updated their shit yet.
>>67217334
It's not about being a cuck, m8. History is history. You can't not take it into account, especially when talking about something like the development of a huge economy and the pushing of capitalism across the globe. You have to look at the actual factual context.
>>67217372
Pretty comfy. >We're up 1-0, and the stadium is near a park. Actually, as I was typing we scored again. Pic related (ball's behind the post).
shut up nerds
>>67217370
Yes
>>67217397
>>67217434
e660d382f434c6002bca88b00d4caab505a72949
here's the reddit one
>>67217493
his head must have literally exploded
>>67217505
Jittery as fuck
>>67217505
Is my internet so shit or what?
>>67217570
150mbs here and it's buffering a lot.
Not enough uploaders in the swarm
>>67217591
How do i become an uploader? I'm at work with 5 gig connection
>>67217600
it's p2p. you're already uploading
why are spanish reporter so attractive?
>>67217600
once you get some of the stream, it's autocached and sent onwards to others.
problem is when the first few getting in the core stream have shit upload so nobody else can get it.
>>67217539
>>67217570
>>67217591
i'm on a shitty 40down 10up internet and it's not buffering at all
DO I WATCH THE GP ON SUNDAY OR DO I WATCH THE FOXES WIN THE LEAGUE?
>>67217626
I set buffer to 3500ms, now it works fine.
>>67217383
Our media is bought and owned by leftists that support the democrats.
No different than Goebbels and his cronies, or Pravda.
>>67217641
Watch MWL, don't fall for the fox meme.
How many hours will qualifying last?
>>67217672
3 bongs and 11 bings.
>>67216983
>I wouldn't even praise my own country as much as you have
That's because you britlards are a bunch of miserable cunts.
>>67217641
im watching the football tomorrow
2016 is just another repeat of 2014 and 2015
this sport is dying for me, nowhere near as excited for it as I have been in the past ;_;
good morning lads, hoping you have a great day.
10 bings for FP3 right?
anyone have a non-reddit sky sports acestream?
>>67217683
>britlard
kek, such projection.
At least call me Muhammad or something that might actually rustle me.
>>67217345
First time i've noticed the whole in side of the carbon fiber tub and his elbow sticking out :(
Australian with shitty internet here, anyone have a stream that isn't heavy on the download? SD is fine.
me on the left
So how do you guys always have the stream ready ?
>>67198809
I wish I could have been there. Looks pretty great,by the pictures you posted
My stream stopped at this. Is this god talking to me through his #blessed ?
>>67217786
Are still you rising?
>>67217345
>Roland Ratzenberger
>try to look up crash on youtube.
Entire first page of results is full of fucking windows movie maker intros, comic sans on blue screen, photos only, 'RIP ROLAND ;_; 15min vids without the crash, all with evanescence songs.
FUCKING YOUTUBE IS THE WORST, I JUST WANT TO SEE ORIGINAL UNEDITED 2 MIN VID OF THIS MAN DYING WITH ORIGINAL AUDIO.
>>67217786
are you a ronaldo fan?
still i rise
>>67217806
I wish
>>67217812
Yes. Are you not ?
QT alert
>>67217829
i'm a Leicester supporter & Jamie Vardy fan
Why isn't my stream still not working ?!
It won't Rise. It's not blessed.
>our coach got mad at the music being played for being too metal
My sides.
Dubs and Bottas kills Kimi as revenge for last year's race.
>>67217807
I tried the same thing, I gave up shortly after going through 5 videos with meme music.
>>67217300
Looks like a comfy place to get drunk
How much was the ticket?
>>67217835
Don't know who these are,mate.
I just like Porto. Whenever I watch football,it's just because they play.
>>67217857
Nothing, we're in the play-out with close to zero chance of relegation, and we're playing against the last placed team. I was surprised that I could enter freely, since usually it's around 1€ (unless you come at half time, which is free).
If I see that helicopter one more time
>>67217843
Use the reddit one, it's fine now
>new to f1
>look up all the younglings like max and danil
>realize they all had parents who raced in f1 and started young in karting
Well damn...is there any normie in this f1 shit who isnt a nepotist?
>>67217911
Hamilton's family have no family history of racing and he was born poor.
>>67217911
No.
>perez
>>67217948
still i rise
>Perez
top kek
>>67217979
>I am
> an actually working wifi hotspot
Who's winning, lads?
>>67217948
maybe not "poor" but lower middle class
>>67218021
Bernie.
>sky sports f1 showing two times the same advert
have they gone crazy finally ?
>>67218021
post pics of your sister and I'll tell you
POOIS HAMILSHIT
>>67218042
Imagine if you were one of the cucks paying for SKYF1?
>Paying to be advertised to
>>67218021
Sister first, results after
>6-0
Ayy lmao. And there still are 25 minutes to play.
>Rosbeta showing his true colours
Is his incredibly lucky streak coming to an end?
>reverseberg
why are there never channel4 streams? from what i've seen they look so much more professional like the bbc was
Why did pirelli brought medium compounds instead of ultra soft?
Did they post any comments on this matter?
>subbing the goalie out
Cheeky lads.
>>67218093
Brundle Banter.
Ted's decent also.
>>67218021
it's been more than an hour, sister still in the shower?
>>67218071
Are you wnning ?
based Kekberg, emulating his Finnish idol Bottas and extending the final turn to Crimea and back :^)
I saw a Ferrari trinkets store earlier. How autistic is it to own a Ferarri t-shirt?
>>67218086
Don't be a cuck, you can censor the face.
>>67218118
Yeah, but then again, it was to be expected.
>>67218076
>>67218085
>going fastest with ease even after fucking up his routine
Truly on another level than le rising negro.
H A M I L T O N
#blessed
>>67218127
like wearing a Video Game or Metal Band t-shirt in public.
HAAS CAN'T TURN RIGHT
grosjean ready for nascar just refusing to turn right
>>67218131
still it's nice
I guess that your team is #stillrising
>>67218114
No we're drinking coffee near the Duomo
Is 4chan broken or something?
t. Blitzmerker
RING LING RING LING RING LING RING LING RING
any vlc links? please and thank you.
>>67218099
it's because Pirelli are terrified of tyre failures now due to muh bad publicity so they're too conservative with the compounds
>>67218142
Well, it's at its ceiling for this season, top of the play-out group.
>tfw barely missed the play-off
we're never going to see the purple tyres are we?>>67218165
>>67218099
>6-1
They actually scored a nice one.
Is that fucking brundle doing the voice over for the Williams deodorant advert?
>drinkiq.com
>>67218220
you bet your pikey arse it is
>>67218234
Know if it's any good?
>>67218254
it's ok, buy it for the rarity if anything
>Manors still shit even with Mercades power unit.
im from /NFL/ whats the offical team we root for here? redbull? ferrari?
>>67218282
You're a yank, so HASS
>>67218282
Williams
>Shop of what 2017's cars will look like,
Bretty sexy senpai
>missed every single race this season
Has there been anything but MWL?
>>67218277
>Manor accidentally gets 2 points at Monaco
>Manor ends season ahead of McLaren
>>67218319
bottas crashed hamilton in bahrain
with no survivors
>>67218319
Hammy hasn't won a single race yet and Ricciardo led a lap or two last race.
Hamilton wins today and Rosberg retires and the gap is already closed and then-some.
>>67218320
GOAT
hey lads i'm the argie lad that is trying to get a relationship with a girl that is a huge nerd (plays bloodborne and other vidya, watches anime, etc...). Unfortunately I dislike anime completely and i'm not that much into games other than Fighting and Racing games. Do you guys think I should get into the RPGs to have something to chat about?
also cheeky massa doing some work
>>67218353
tomorrow*
why is it that whenver Bottas smiles he looks psycho ? ffs
>>67218362
Looks like a giant baby desu famalam
>>67218353
>gap closed and then some
>1st place gets 25 points
>gap is 36 points
>>67218313
I prefer this one.
>>67218359
>anime
She's probably a fujo.
>Gimi
KVYAT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
LIKE A TORPEDO INTO TURN 2
GONNA GET A GRID PENALTY FOR IGNORING THE BOLLARD
Paddock Club Ticket 3 days
wtf is a paddock club?
I really want to go to the next race in USA - do i get special treatment ?
>>67218381
we will look back at current bottas in 10 yeas when he's world champ the same way we look back at hamltons first WC and how much of a bellend he looked back then.
>>67218413
>bottas
>world champ
>don't
>>67218424
YOU'LL SEE, BOOKMARK THIS POST FOR A DECADE.
>beaten by fucking manors
AHAHAHA sauber #rekt
Any VLC link?
Where do people find those anyway?
>fagnussen
>>67218465
it's over lad
it was a
HAM
ROS
VET
>>67218465
In your sisters cooch
>HAAS slumming it with the Renaults and Manors
Good, balance has been restored.
>>67218465
the site we send people to when thry havee bad opinions
quali when
>>67218512
http://f1countdown.com/
>>67218512
little under 2 bings
Just started the stream and saw someone in an ambulance
what happened?
>>67218403
you sit in a suite above the pits, and get fed
no paddock access though
>>67218519
>>67218523
thanks
>>67218529
sainz last year
Going for a 20km bike ride. What do you do for exercise/cardio /f1/?
>>67218496
need invite for that right?
>>67218523
2Bongs, not Bings you prat.
>>67218540
Run, duh
>>67218533
is it worth the money? have you done it?
>>67218540
I don't, benefits fraud might catch on that i'm not actually ill.
> 1:25.351 1:24.605 1:23.837
Are they slowing down nicos car on purpose? What the fuck
>>67218542
fuck, sorry
>>67218584
you better be
>lidl pronounce liddle
wot
>this van damme coors commercial
>>67218520
>how come shit1 is better than shit2
kek, hamilton doesn't want to box with ricciardo for charity:
>Ricciardo then posted a video on Instagram this week showing more sparring with the comment: Trying to improve my skills before a hopeful charity match at the end of the year. (I've asked Lewis hopefully he can be convinced)
>I quite like my face the way it is. Fighting someone you don’t like is easy. I like Daniel, so there’s no reason to fight him, he said
>I’d rather just give the money to charity. Why the hell am I going to risk this, man?, he added, pointing to his face
MAN
>>67218559
nah, I haven't done it
I've been in the f1 paddock of couple of times, although not with my own passes
Are RBR actually getting closer or have these last 3 races been memes. Feel like Tricky Ricky wouldve got 2nd if it werent for the bad luck
>>67218638
>what's fighting for sport
>>67218638
tbf, it'd be a fucking shite match.
Neither of them would go for it.
Now, if it was Kimi....
>>67218644
newey's alien magic. can't explain shit
>>67218611
Nothing wrong with it.
>>67218638
>Why the hell am I going to risk this, man?, he added, pointing to his face
>>67218638
>there’s no reason to fight him
Who's the best fighter in the current grid lineup?
I bet Jensen would be a hard cunt
>>67218711
hes old af it has to be ricky
hamilton wants to fug him, not fight him.
>>67218731
he could take the chance to grab his junk and see how big it is
>You see he's triggering people
KEKE, You're right there Toto
>>67218711
Would put my money on Kvyat, Russians know how to fuck shit up by instinct.
>>67218760
He would figure out a way to get a knife
>>67218711
hamilton, he has god on his side.
>>67218711
BEST FIGHTERS
>Hulkenberg (dat size)
>Tricky Rick
>Button
>Kvyat (Russians have an innate built-in natural ability to destroy things, including their own country)
WORST FIGHTERS
>Haryanto
>Massa
>Perez
>Wehrlein (he is also a homosexual)
>>67218773
not on the current grid, sadly.
anyone have an acestream url?
>>67218817
he should be
i miss him. he was always entertaining
>>67218711
Hulk
I feel like Kimi and Bottas would be bad fighters because they wouldn't want to touch someone else
>>67218837
that, and he had his head screwed on last year (and for the most part of 2014 too). he'd certainly be better than palmer, if he continued to be consistent as he was last year.
CONFIRMED HOMOSEXUAL OR BISEXUAL FORMULA ONE DRIVERS, PAST OR PRESENT:
>Ayrton Senna
>Lewis Hamilton
>Jamie Alguesuari
>Pascal Wehrlein
any more?
>>67218952
Scott Speed
>>67218952
all humans are bisexual
>>67218984
I wonder who's behind this post?
>>67218952
Sutil
>>67218952
Ralfie was almost certainly a shit stabber
>>67219019
For a race that is so inferior; jews sure are good at controlling white people
>>67219036
>>67219041
true desu
>Acestream link renders 1 frame then drops out
reeeeeeeee
>>67218381
JUST
>>67219114
s'fine here famalam
>>67219125
but muh 50mbit down
>>67218952
merhi
>>67219118
VACCINATE
>>67219174
ANUS
Why do they keep including the fucking williams boy on the Sky broadcast? fucking fake scott pisses me off.
>>67218952
stevens looked like a faggot too
Does Henno still stream?
If so what is the acestream please.
>>67219186
Good input actually, more modern perspective than Brundle and Herbert
these faggot winshields must go
>>67219209
BUT MUH MEDIA BIAS.
It's bad enough with Brundle shilling their fucking body spray.
>>67219242
Better than the fucking halo. It wouldn't even DO anything for a lot of incidents.
whats the difference between cheese and yoghurt ?
>>67219252
I want people on fire and dangerous crashes.
F1 is turing into 8 year olds karting on a Sunday.
Will Choco Senna choke today? Didnt look good in FP3
formula 1? more like bore-mula 1
haha
>>67219268
More time marinating in your sisters cooch
It's been at least 6 months since I've posted here.
Is Wobbler and Vetlel still a thing?
The Knackebröd living in the Netherlands still here?
>>67219270
And a lot of people share that opinion.
You can't make travelling 200mph+ in a piece of carbon fiber 'safe'.
>>67219242
i'd like them if they were full enclosure like in Wipeout. better aero this way also
As is they look shit.
>>67219279
Wobbler left like 3 seasons ago. Now its more Tricky ricky and the rest
>>67219279
vetlel is definitely a thing still
he vetleled just last month even
>>67219279
>>67219296
wrong webm
kek, fuck off lelzenby. such a lying shill.
>>67219294
Wipeout racing when?
>>67216678
>Only reason USA refuses to play football like rest of world is because they can't win, like a spoiled child who can't get their way so they go home.
This is bullshit though. They do play football, they're just not very good at it, like many other countries too (including England). That's just how it is.
You can't blame them for us not liking handegg. It's their thing. You're accusing them of not caring about football, but they're shit at it, meanwhile, we don't care about handegg, because we're shit at it and nobody plays it here either.
>>67219327
Once Roborace gets popular.
>dare to be different
>they're all exactly the same
>>67219310
What is it about Vetlel? 4 times world champion but he can't deal with pressure or being around another car on track.
based Henno
good I have a plebbit account
>>67219321
tbf all these f1 is dying stats fail to include online streaming at all
>>67219321
>peaked in 09
I thought that was the year the TV audience started to plummet continuously?
>>67219355
VWL.
He was THE carbabby.
>>67219353
>all slow and unable to handle the stress of f1
>>67219333
The entire world plays football, literally nobody but the US plays handegg.
Not even remotely comparable, not our fault if the yanks put all their time and resources into a game only they play because they don't want to get emotionally invested in a sport they might lose.
Every world cup it's the same when they go out.
>LELE WE DIDN'T CARE ANYWAY KEKE
If burgerboys did start caring more they might not be so shit.
>>67219358
have a link?
>>67219414
Hell no. It's against his rules to share.
You're a britbong you can just buy Sky or watch the recap on ITV4.
>>67219427
holy shit man, way to be a cunt
gib acestream i'll start seeding
>>67219427
Kankerlijer geef link
>>67219461
seed THIS *unzips benis*
>>67219461
>>67219467
d6d06d59936b55cf2de03cb0e712a366ec7e4244
vooruit dan
say 'dankjewel'
>>67219461
e660d382f434c6002bca88b00d4caab505a72949
Don't fail me Fin
>>67219427
well fuck you then
>>67219474
Dank je, ik kijk de kwali zelf alsnog op Ziggo Sport
>>67219355
>implying that wasn't a deliberately forced move to give the GOAT race the GOAT ending it deserved
actually the only thing that could have made it better is that if Button overtook him on the back straight into the final chicane so maybe not
they should leave the cobbles for baku, fuck putting down asphalt over it i want chaos
>>67219275
I don't have a sister. Does that mean it won't marinate ?
>>67219500
>schreeuwlelijk Olav
why anon
Why is Sky shilling Baku so hard?
I'm sure it will be fine regardless they don't need like 5 different features to hype it up
This Azerbaijan GP track looks pretty cool tbhfam
>>67219515
Voorbeschouwing wel gewoon via Sky uiteraard.
>>67219512
Won't curdle into cheese sorry matelet
>>67219522
20 million oil shekels suddenly appeared in rupert murdoch's bank account
>>67219461
so which id are you streaming?
>>67219522
Brave face and all that. Better than the constant miserable fuckery like we get here .
Also, it's like a mini holiday for all the F1 broadcasters as they get to spend the weekend there for free.
Di Resta, the epitome of charisma
>>67218760
The only scenario in which I could imagine kawy-yat starting a fight is if the driver in front of him in the grid doesn't move when the lights go out at the start.
He would then get out of his car, grab an axe and confront the other driver.
fucking gnu slash linux, installing acestream is a pain
>>67219558
>Di Resta
>I'M A SCOT, HONEST!
>Lives in Monaco
henno ded?
>tearing up main streets and historical landmarks for an F1 circuit
>converting a capital city into a race track so the president can feel like top dog and worldly
based eastern wasteland slavs
4chan is laggy as fuck
>>67219546
give me a moment i'm having connectivity issues :)
the """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""european"""""""""""""""""""""""""" grand prix
>>67219580
It's funnier when they do it for formula-e as hardly anyone watches and every single race is a street circuit that ruins local traffic patterns and fucks up the roads.
>>67219558
>>67219574
The only requirements you need for a job as a presenter/commentator/"expert" at Sky Sports F1
>Have British passport
>Have raced in F1 at some point - wins, success and talent optional
>Bundle in charge of knowing anything about F1
>>67219349
it looks worse than british teeth
>>67219597
yeah but it seems like they're doing this construction for a long fucking time, and it's not like the race is only going to run once. some bored russian puppet president realized the only way to get people to actually know about azerbaijan was to use the best parts of the capital full time as a playground for really fast millionaires
>Button in a good drive
pls god, one more jenson WC would be glorious.
>>67219567
a fucking six gorillion dependencies errors
FUUUUUCK
>Button at Williams
Didn't Button said he would retire if he wasn't at McLelren?
>have no idea where baku is
>look at a map
>it's nowhere near europe
ah yes very impressive
trips and nico wins champion's hip
>>67219663
fucked it
>>67219655
They were paying him to say that, contract is up at the end of this season
>>67219666
Cuckberg choking confirmed
>This Force India interview
http://youhaveautism.com/
>>67219666
HAMILTON 4TH CONFIRMED
>>67219666
lul
ros
kvy
mas
when did this thread became so popular? There is too many posts here this hist aint comfy
>>67219707
ros
rai
ham
>>67219668
Since they got Button for so cheap with the last contract, will McLaren be interested in retain him instead of Alonso, and send Alonso off and call Vandoorne in?
>>67219707
HRV desu ;_;
(KTKM best Kuma)
Someone stream link?
>he's working through the...issues with the err, indian bank.
AHAHAHA VAJAYJAY CONFIRMED HIDING IN BRITISH BUNKER TO AVOID INDIAN IRS.
Did they revert the quali system? Can't remember.
>>67219765
Yes.
Any chance of rain?
>>67219647
I'm very upset right now.
>>67219761
We can't even get rid of that rapist assange, no chance we can extradite an Indian billionaire
Why the fuck isn't the acestream working? It says it's connected to plenty of streams, but it isn't prebuffering.
>>67219666
based aquafresh
>>67219790
a small chance of rain at night after quali
>>67219748
e660d382f434c6002bca88b00d4caab505a72949
>>67219790
5 minutes la
>>67219805
Your assigned P2P seed has fucking awful upload and it's timing out before you can receive the feed.
New bread when?
Just realised Sochi's Sector 3 is almost the same as Baku's Sector 1 in reverse.
leeches PLS go
>crofty cant say ayrton
NEW THREAD
>>67219849
>>67219849
qt dolphins
>>67219862
I was legit wondering who N. Senna was.
>>67219816
cheers mate
>>67219790
yes, look at this legitimate screen cap
here we go boyzz
Rosberg pole confirmed
>>67219897
mercedes 1-2, boringggggggggggggggg
anyone else's acestream dead?
>>67220241
>https://twitter.com/f1fanatic_co_uk/status/726392529491472384
NOPE
Driver's championships by constructors if we take into consideration all pre-F1 Grand Prix championships since 1906.
I made the whole list with some statistics, anybody wanna see it?
>Williams is 5th on the list.
