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>KSW co-owner offers McGregor 3million for a fight via Twitter
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schaub
Nice takedown
>le no takedown defence man
who /goof'd/ here?
>cuck OP
Into the trash it goes.
>Still no stools
>>67196202
will we see the first death in the ring (pic related)?
>>67196294
delet
Asiatic fella's catching a beating here now
>>67196171
real thread
>>67196332
Dont do this
Thread wars is just as bad as all the cuck posting
>>67196294
Jesus christ hendo stepped in so damn far with his left, bispong's head would be attached to his body if he just hugged it out instead of backing into range
His only flaw... was having 0 takedown defence
Bretty spicy fight
this is literally better than the UFC
>>67196289
>didnt stop the fight
ghetto as fuck
>>67196332
>weidcuck op
no thanks
The russian Bruce Buffer
>>67196374
this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEyjs3Mj6Ko/
Holy shit the arena is completely empty
>>67196403
It's freaky as. Did they give out the wrong address?
>>67196403
it should be relatively full by maincard
>>67196400
>I love my jungle by the way
Who you got?
>>67196400
daww
wouldmolest/10
>>67196448
My boy Ravshan
>>67196400
Glad fighters are coming out to classic rock rather then some shitty mainstream rap and pop
>>67196403
>implying casuals go to the prelims
>>67196448
Ravshan
>>67196400
>tfw falling in love with claudia
>tfw always hated joanna but people think im a bandwagon hater
>>67196448
both look like utter cans
Holy shit this guy is slick on the ground
>>67196468
>tfw I like both of them allright
Very fun first round once they got started
>>67196289
When will UFC add environmental hazzards?
It's the next logical step to make
>>67196462
Wow, this board just never ceases to amaze me. This just might be the worst post yet. Is this supposed to be funny? Because it just isn’t. How can you honestly sit there and tell me music hasn’t been going downhill since Queen (RIP Freddy Mercury). Do you even know what real music is? All this shit about mom’s lasagna and ladybugs is just complete and utter garbage. You hear songs from the 60s and 70s that are still so iconic they are featured all the time. Today’s music just doesn’t have that staying power. It is just formulaic filth that panders to whatever today’s youth is into. You think you can honestly sit there and tell me people will still be listening to Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj 30 years from now? Yeah fucking right. You still hear we are the champions by queen at every single sporting even in the world. No song made today will last anywhere close to that long. And where’s the emotion? Where’s the feeling? Back in my day artists actually put thought into what they wrote. And that’s just it. Today’s artists don’t even write their own songs anymore. They get some guy with a degree in bullshit who makes money engineering these meaningless but catchy songs that rake in millions only because the record companies are forcing radio stations to play them every ten seconds to get them stuck in people’s heads so that is all they can think of. This simply didn’t happen in the 70s. People made songs based on how they were feeling. And guess what, their music also had impacts on what was going on in the world. You guys have probably never heard of him, but there was this indie guy named John Lennon who wrote a song about imagining the world without any violence. Now that’s the type of stuff we need in today’s music.
>>67196202
>Choosing a cuck thread over a non-cuck thread
Why even?
UFC 200 Embedded Episode 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL5FV1nBCEk
>>67196544
nice shit posting
>>67196556
>black man
>le cuck haha xD
>weidman
>not a literal cuck
lmao @ur life
>tfw you will never make a full mount
>>67196597
hopefully you walk into a gang of niggers and get knifed
>>67196598
>tfw will never drop vicious bombs from mount
>>67196577
>he didn't RT this
>Val isn't his MILFitefu
>>67196648
vicious pillowfists
>>67196562
>promotional tour embedded
Dana just wants to put some of that salt in those Irish wounds.
>EL
>EM
>AY
>OH
>b..b..but UFC 200 will still do just as well with Jones/Cormier headlining as it would've with Conor headlining!
>>67196648
Fight should have been stopped
He could have died
>>67196674
retarded frenchie back at it. nice.
>>67196700
>b..b..but UFC 200 will still do just as well with Jones/Cormier headlining as it would've with Conor headlining!
Litterally nobody with half a brain ever said that
>>67196700
>number 1 and Number 2 P4P fighting on the same card
>300k buys
KEK
Pacman vs Floyd did 5.4 million
>>67196700
no one said that kek stay auts
I'm Jehovah witness and for me the order of like is God > Man > Children > Animals > Women. That is the order of things and the order of life. And last night as I studied the scriptures I realized the order of things.
Artem > Schaub > Sage > Conor > Sara Moras bunda >>>>>>>Ngannou
Artem is there. When Conor went into that vault and reemerged like Lazarus I knew that was what made Artem special. He was there behind the scenes helping Conor become what he is today. When Conor is having sex with Dee in the next room he's in his room fapping to the sex moans. When Conor is so fucked up on booze and coke Artem is there leading him,driving him,protecting him. When Conor gives Artem his weekly allowance it means Artem is investing in Conor through love and support. Making sure Conors home is clean,ensuring his closet is tidy. When Conor fights Artem is there, an ever vigilant guardian with a watchful eye making sure he is safe. When Conor trains Artem is there making sure his disciple if content. And now as Conor struggles between his loyalty to money,faith and dignity between him and the UFC Artem is there. Lending support,helping ease the burden of success on Conors heavy shoulders. When the films,books,history texts talk about the impact Conor created on the world Artem will be in there alongside him. And Ngannou will be a small sentence "Ngannou destroyed by Schaub for his return at UFC 209" Keep that in mind. Chael Mary, Conor Bless.
>>67196713
>>67196720
Go check r/mma
Sure, it isn't always terrible, but they say stupid shit a lot like defending Dana.
Make sure to check out Frank's podcast this week. I really think it will interest a lot of you guys.
>>67196742
>half a brain
>r/mma
kek, nice try
>>67196701
Ref should be investigated.
>>67196702
I hope a spider bites you in the ass le Australian shitpostman.
>>67196759
RIP brave warrior
>>67196742
>Go check r/mma
'no'
>>67196765
i could heem you with just a baguette lad keep talking
>>67196789
you can try after you muster up some money to get out of the shithole you live in
>>67196562
>getting cucked by an old woman from your hometown
K E K
E
K
>>67196810
>most liveable place in the world
>shithole
kekekekeke keep it up
>>67196562
miesha lads
>>67196833
>le objective post
>>67196700
>>67196713
delete these
Thats interesting how he keeps grabbing onto his left leg
Name 1 fighter in the UFC that can beat Werdum
I'll wait....
>>67196878
Schaub is still technically under contract.
>>67196723
>artem jacking off to dee moaning
i bet he's fucming her desu, conor seems like a guy to have a beard gf
>>67196833
>40 degrees c
>90 perent of the deadliest animals on the planet
>full of bogans and uneducated retards
>liveable
>>67196894
>fucming
>>67196744
N G A N N O U
>>67196894
>implying Artems t-rex arms can even reach his cock
>>67196744
KEK what the actual fuck
is mighty meme gonna cuck him? is it possible to be cucked by a manlet?
>>67196878
him lad. he will heem the shit out of shitmeme
>>67196954
he may be a manlet but he is still black
So now that there are 125lbs women fights, did they officially announce the division ?
Tuf 25 for the inaugural champ, 115-like ?
Demian Maia esque is blue shorts guy, Roman
>>67196894
He's in love with her. But she won't give him the time of day. Best hope is that Conor leaves her for two months because he has to film a movie. Artem will have a chance to not fuck her but at least get her to show him some tits or touch his junk with clothes on.
>>67196943
Kek
>>67196998
A Flyweights only season!
For Men: Winner challenges Mighty Mouse
For Women: Final fight will be for title
>>67196998
mackenzie
>>67196998
rin nakai future champ
>>67197017
Oh yeah, but didn't they cancel their idea for TUF24 winner to fight MM ?
Anyway, nobody would watch but that's a good idea actually
>>67196562
Jon is the ultimate alpha.
>>67197009
kek
>>67197041
>rin vs mackenzie
WAR
>Because, such high level wrestlers sometimes can do weird things but then, this weird things turn out to be victorious things and victorious movements or submissions or something like that.
>>67196744
>it's real
https://twitter.com/thefrankmir/status/726078983570231297
Why is DC so fat?
>>67197125
205 lb manlet
Ever notice the people that whine the most about fighters being underpaid are all low income losers who pirate every ufc card?
White Shorts just couldn't quite deal with Blue Shorts' wrestling abilities - was having good success on the feet though.
>>67197125
lovs to eat
>We will never see lesnar vs DC
>>67197125
probably can make mw
>you will never see dc ragdoll weidman
why live?
Roman confirms famous actors and famous sportsmen arriving to the sports palace for EFN.
I wonder who it'll be...
>>67196289
>petro engineering
>sign falls off
Great success!
>>67197120
This is literally the same thing that happened in the Conor/Nate fight. They panic wrestled into a sub.
>>67197170
brock was blacksplocive, any other white cat like him???
>>67197170
Brok is fucking terrifying
>>67196765
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36136635
One day we might see Lithuania up on that stage, making a dance for the crowd
i need a heem lads
>>67197222
This is perfect. You can see the precise moment he knew he was fucked.
>>67197248
rare
Rooting for the Kazakh
>>67197278
Asian as fuck
Gonna dump some more brock and nick
>>67197276
duffee looks like son of brock
UFC 200 tickets already almost totally sold out
Still a few cheap $500 seats up in the nosebleeds though
Right in the twins
also anybody saw that FB post from nate diaz?he posted a bong and smokes weed maybe
how is that possible to fight in the MMA on it?
>>67197331
[Eye of the Tiger starts playing]
>>67197337
>Smokes weed maybe
>maybe
How new are you
OH SHIT
STOOLS
>>67197337
>smokes weed maybe
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEyqiOuLg_5/
>>67197369
This is ACTUALLY my fetish
>>67197305
>>67197316
what happened to male cyborg is pretty much JUST tier
moves down to 170 and murders zaromskis, everyone thinks cborg has finally found his niche and looks like a fucking monster at 170, then nick diaz shows up and fucks him up
also he had sex with cris cyborg which probably looked like a scene from a horror film
stop schaubposting and shit mother fuckers
>>67197376
>i'm going right at his ass
PHRASING
>>67197376
AHAHAHAHA
Just wanted to say I love you /heem/ you guys are damn cool. Threads always feel comfy.
>>67197387
I liked it when Mein elbowed him
>>67197376
>nice pants there jon
Should I keep dumping?
>I'm coming for that ass, Jon
>>67197434
>tfw
>>67197450
dump some wondermeme pls
Will the new champ piss hot?also is she a lesbo?:(
>>67197376
DC is cute
>>67197450
Yes britbro
>>67197477
Fuck wonderboy
Rory gonna crush that hype
>webm related
>inb4 lithcuck predicts DC beating jones
>>67197505
>rory
tiptopkek
>>67197563
>>67197550
>>67197526
>>67197505
>>67197450
These are all illegal. Delete them.
>>67197526
>that munster kick kick punch combo
QT ALERT
>>67197597
Thanks
Ali Baga-OOH-tinov's brother up next is it?
>>67197375
>the older they get the more muscle they put on
UFC fighters have truly amazing genetics.
>>67197595
I remember seeing this on another website years ago as gif. I wasn't watching MMA at the time. Nice seeing this in video form. Thanks m8
Lightning fast
>>67197735
that was actually a bad ass trip
>>67197376
nah this can't be legit
He's either terrible beyond words, or he's memeing on us all right now
>>67197443
damn shame he retired
Going out now for the weekend, so this is my final dump.
If you're not already aware of Paddy Pimblet, then you're missing out, this is the next McGregor in terms of mic skills, except he's well rounded as fuck.
>>67197766
>am I the biggest pissy you've ever seen and you want me to suck your dick?
Damn, they're bringing out the theatrics now
>>67197401
why their sister is so fucking ugly
they look normal or looked normal before getting punched 10000 times
>>67196562
>DC being terrified of little fish
>that Bruce bants
>shut the fuck up pussy
bretty good
Did you agree with the mercy stoppage?
>>67197790
Think they're a tax write off lad?
>>67197790
WHAT ABOUT HER LEGS
How much longer does the Russian card have left? Is it worth signing up to fight pass right now to watch?
>>67197841
fine for prospects, shit tier for pros
>>67197861
bump
What would you have for your EFN entrance?
Bigfoot looks as if he's going to retire and start his own podcast.
>>67197935
butteflies, some giant lava lamps and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXkib8qr-y8
i can't wait until a certain black heavyweight gets knocked the fuck out once he gets into a contest with someone decent. fucking cuckolds
>>67196544
>>67196462
>*tips fedor*
>>67197988
i turned the 6 upside down its a 9 now
>>67197950
>Life of a NEET
Oh hello, nice
I'm glad Jones is back in the sport but holy fuck I cannot stand that dude's personality.
>>67198085
shut up Daniel
>>67198085
You suck
Kazakhstan wins again. I'm telling youse, Kazakhstan is where it's at.
>>67197861
>>67197927
>>67197951
>>67198020
>>67198076
bump
>>67198112
this is their revenge on the rest of the world because we made fun of them with borat
>>67196562
I honestly hope Jon Jones gets his ass handed to him.
Lots of doubt that it will happen but fuck him.
>>67198094
how can blacks even compete
>>67198109
Im a bum who (You)'d your ass
>>67198085
Same. A dishonest, hypocritical sociopath. Not even really glad he's back to be honest, I hate the way he fights.
>>67198137
>JBJ's face
My sides
>>67196723
I have never been more disappointed to see a fellow witness on here.
Mostly because you are a conrad fan.
>You are just the fakest person
>That was a complete beating, of course.
>>67198208
my maid is a jehova witness and she didn't let her daughter do an important surgery because of some bullshit in your religion
explain yourselves
>>67198234
2 bongs
Yes
>>67198234
>>67198224
>>67198203
>>67198113
>>67198076
>>67198020
>>67197951
>>67197927
>>67197861
>>67198251
bump
DELETE THIS BUMP MEME
>>67198265
BUMp
>>67198256
>>67198251
>>67198275
sage
Why are the GOATs at lightweight all asian or part-asian?
1. Aoki Shinya
2. Benson Henderson
3. BJ Penn
4. Kawajiri
5. Caol Uno
>>67197945
looks better with a beard desu
justed tuned back into EFN (watched the first two fights), have I missed any heems and/or memes?
>>67198307
yeah it hides a bit his monstrous gigantism chin
>>67198321
you missed an illegal soccer kick last round
It would be nice if these promotions in other countries would allow soccer-type kicks :(
Now he's been yellow carded, probably lost a significant amount of purse...
>>67198307
Everyone does desu.
>>67198307
>tfw can't grow a manly looking beard
should I heem myself?
>>67196293
>Cyborg
>135lbs
wut?
>>67198354
Is that Bryan Callen's younger brother?
>>67198321
Nothing major so far. Fights have been ok. Memeist thing so far was probably butterfly people for one of the entrances. The last Moscow card was fairly vanilla too, I suppose Moscow are their hometown "standard" cards while the ones in other cities are the more deluxe EFN experience.
>>67198352
how did you webm so fast
are stand ups in EFN too quick?
>>67198364
Get Rogaine and apply to face.
>>67198306
>Why are the best in the manlet divisions always from manlet countries
Gee I fucking wonder
>>67198381
Yeah I think they're a bit overly keen on putting the fight back in stance
>>67191538
Then what happened?
>Weezy during the round breaks
>>67198370
the last 3 fights of the card are pretty good. Pavlovich is an undefeated HW, Sarnavskiy is a good LW (although he got dominated by wrestling last fight) and Mokhnatkin is a solid LHW/HW prospect too
So close to a Total Heem!
not bad desu
https://twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/726111604564070400
does he post on /heem/?
>>67198420
Cuckold.
>>67198446
We talking mean or median here? The Kimbo/Dada show was probably a massive, massive outlier
>>67198459
he used to before I submitted him in 30 seconds. he's projecting onto conor desu
>>67196293
8,5 absorbed strikes per minute lmao she gunna die
Rare Ngannou and Asker
>>67198459
probably. everyone on heem thinks conor is scared of a press conference when in reality he fears losing and so wants to remain in flow of training to get better to avenge his loss in the match HE requested. except for the select few non cucks such as myself.
Any /FANZANTS/ around?
>>67198497
no one cares about
>black heavyweights
>>67198516
that woman on the right looks scary
>>67198516
would still do white blond girls anytime famalam
I used to think his nickname was "On Hell", cause they always got so into the Spanish pronunciation of "Angel".
>>67198535
That's Suzie
Now this is the Fait Naits I like to see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc64wrfxoWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc64wrfxoWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc64wrfxoWc
some more live action from Russia
>>67198562
Saw on twitter there was a munster double bodykick KO on that show about an hour ago
>>67198574
any gif?
>>67198538
>Know a ton of people who know the score of every game, have all the expensive sneakers, have money to go to games, know all the stats of all the players, their names, wives names, the rules of the game, strategy on how to play but can't tak care of themselves, are unealthy, live in their moms basement, can't pay their own bills, unhappy with their employment if they have any.
Is he talking about /heem/?
>tfw Dhaka, Bangladesh is trending on twitter for a dead fag.
The size limit is 3MB, right ?
>>67198558
What's really gonna blow your mind is the guy is George W Bush's cousin, Billy Bush.
>>67198610
yes, for WebMs
for some reason images and gifs get 4mb iirc
G*d damn Tyurin throws some scary powerful looking stuff
>>67198610
yeah just set the limit at 3 baka
>>67198610
Yeah but if you go to the better chan I link below the size limit is 5mb and you get sound on webms, as well as no autistic janitors
http://boards.420chan.org/mma/
>>67196289
Did the ref have to put the ad back up because "muh sponsors"?
heeeeeeemmmmm
>>67198538
Wow that was surprisingly moving and well said. Thank you Based Miguel.
heem sleepy
>>67198625
>Scrolling that board
>4th thread down is a ronda thread from last month
Nice """""""board""""""" you got there.
>>67196371
Almeida is going to kill this dumb ass.
>>67198642
Tyurin is a munster
>>67198667
>responding to bumpman Austalia
>>67196634
JUST
>>67198677
I hope so
Mind dropping the spicy banger list?
>>67198667
hahaahahaha, thanks for the (You)
>>67196700
UFC 200 BTFO
DANA ON SUICIDE WATCH
CONOR MCGREGOR WILL OWN THE UFC BY 2017
>>67198678
and in slowed motion
I have decided to retire young.
Thanks for the (You)s.
Catch ya's later.
These must be the Russian celebrities Roman mentioned
Additionally, forgot to post earlier - but would you consider an EFN entrance dancer?
>>67198811
wow who wrote it for her
>tfw your boy is pretty much retired
I hate the feeling that my boy will never get the mainstream appeal he deserves, and now he's pretty much retired and fighting cans like Sakuraba.
Do any of you guys have boys like this? I imagine this is how Askren and Fitch boys must feel
>>67198811
BEAUTIFUL POST, CHAMP
>>67198497
Based
>>67198869
there's black people in russia too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDIlQ3_lsKE
>>67196648
he's blocking punches with JUST eyes
>>67198883
he's gonna fight Cruickshank tho dude
>>67198867
this is fucking dope dude
>>67197222
don't fucking mess with BJJ blackbelt
>>67198574
That's what you're talking about right ?
>>67198916
Some inspiration for the next Eddie Bravo Invitational presentation package, perhaps...
>>67198939
i-is that a recording of a recording?
>>67198949
>Not having smoke serpent play live
>Shinya Aoki vs. Joachim Hansen PRIDE: Shockwave 2006
Rewatching this Aoki fight and on Wikipedia and Sherdog they both say this is an armbar, but I swear it's a gogplata he submits him with. This would make Aoki the first gogoplata win right?
>>67198981
forgot pic
>>67198965
>>67198965
Yes
Blame either my complete incompetence or Twitter's shitty player
>>67197492
dunno if she's into girls but those abs don't come naturally, mates. she's probably off the stuff now and no doubt her abs won't look like that come fight night. i'm actually digging her more b/c TUF. don't see why people think she's hot, though. way too masculine for my tastes. i support her as a fighter, much more now after Joanna's "go back to the jungle" quip.
>>67198981
>>67198991
first in a major MMA org yea
Nick Diaz on Gomi was a few months later
>>67198981
>>67198991
I think at the time the referee and the commentators did not even know the Gogo existed so they just called it an armbar.
>>67198993
Latest version of youtube-dl seems to do fine downloading from Twitter
You can also find the raw mp4 if you inspect element on the player while it's running and look inside the video display element
>>67198996
dude there's a reason she's 5' tall fighting at 115 and she's fucking yoked
look at the manlets who've got popped for juice in the past, sean sherk was fighting up 2 weight classes, matt hughes, romero and that other black juice head manlet
she's more ripped and muscular than someone who's been doing martial arts her entire life....
brazilians are all cheating pieces of shit, their top fighters get caught again and again and again.....
I'm not sure about this EFN intermission video footage loop
>>67199104
I wonder how many of the Hollywood stars in that pavement have been ejaculated on...
DCs UFC200 walkout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf7vaSxojAY
>>67199104
>https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/726119762846044160
that's fucking amazing, middle of the day jerking it
>>67199104
God damnit what the fuck
>>67198996
>>67199085
can you fucking casuals leave already
ofc she's still on a lot of gear you fucking retards, USADA made people rearrange their cycles, and those rearranged cycles are evidently weaker than the cycles they were in before but everyone is still on gear ffs
>>67199140
MAN... been years since I've heard Bloc Party.
>>67199104
Homeless whites jerk off and sleep. Homeless blacks rape and kill people.
>>67199181
huehuehuehuehue
ok buddy, name 1 brazilian champion who wasn't on juice.....
even fucking royce gracie of all people piss tested hot
>>67198416
Nothing, you weirdo.
>>67199104
You chose the perfect Rogan thumbnail for that link. I just wanted you to know that.
>>67199104
That's illegal
UFC Free Fight: Cyborg vs Carano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPNLCvGpRk
>>67199191
>weekend in the city and intimacy were almost a decade ago
what happened m8
>>67197031
Thank you for posting the proper sized one unlike that goof that posted the downscale.
>>67199234
this one always makes me sad
>>67199234
>those lips
>that nose
>that skin
>that jaw
>those sunken eyes
Cyborg is a literal monster and anyone who sleeps with her is putting themselves low
>>67199199
all brazilian champions are and were on the juice, that's my point ffs, that every fighter is on the juice unless proven otherwise, can't you read?
>>67199234
delet
So hard
>So hard
So hard
>So hard
So hard
>So hard
>>67199199
>canadians are so desperate for (you)s they argue with people who are making the exact same fucking point as them
>>67199303
>>67199266
fuck both of you, GSP was/is on HGH
>>67199234
Bullshit stoppage
>>67199257
Why? Gina held her own all things considered.
not sure if this has been posted yet
UFC Fight Night Rotterdam - On the Fly Episode 1
>UFC Fight Night Rotterdam - On the Fly Episode 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GwwphRk68M
>>67199234
Was Cyborg ever not on gas?
>>67199375
yeah I know, but Gina was so young and pretty and her retirement after the fight just kinda exposed her as a pussy
>>67199417
DC is such a cuck.
>>67199420
>her retirement after the fight just kinda exposed her as a pussy AGAIN
fix'd
She also retired from Muay Thai after her first loss.
>>67199486
>Banana
>>67199504
oh I didn't even know that. Despicable.
mayweather is the biggest draw in combat sports, dj is much more exciting to me atleast, why the fuck doesnt he draw? does he need to mandrama it up a bit lads?
>>67199420
>>67199504
Hey shes smart. Realized she didnt want to get punched for a living. Regardless she was good and fun to watch.
>>67199533
he is 5"3
>>67199385
>laughing_girls.jpg
>>67199540
>fun to watch.
still is tbch
>>67199533
Mayweather didn't just mandrama it up, he just beat a ton of over-the-hill legends and was a smart businessman in general, you can't duplicate that in MMA
>>67199533
gonna have to start beating women.
>>67199555
Floyd is like 5'5
Cat Zingano becoming stronger
https://twitter.com/LorenLandow/status/726125708003536896
>>67199533
well when he was on the B side which alot of people don't remember he was basically going on giant tirades of shittalking and calling people out
like if you seen how much shit he talked to de la hoya, he basically had to do that to get people excited for his fights and have the spotlight on him
>>67199555
mayweather is a manlet
honda is a fatass woman
>>67199572
fair point. so matching him up with people like faber or barao would help???
>>67199575
based bangladesh kek
>>67199617
>fair point. so matching him up with people like faber or barao would help???
eh, it would definitely legitimize his recorda bit, but those guys are nothing when you compare them to the likes of Ward, Gatti or Oscar de la Hoya
>>67199601
le strong womyn crossfit 5lb plate meme
>>67199533
The only black guys who draw are those who talk absurd amounts of shit so people will buy watch the fight only to see them lose(Mayweather, Ali, etc) DJ needs to become a villain in order to being a huge draw.
Perhaps he could start by bragging about having a white wife.
>>67199278
thiss
>>67199420
she made a buttload of money outside of mma. this is basically what honda is doing after the msg show, and what chimpette is gonna try and do after dancing with the goofs
>>67199665
>Perhaps he could start by bragging about having a white wife.
>that moment in the Thrill & Agony preview where his wifey jumps up and down due to excitement, all while wearing that top which reveals glorious sideboob
:)
Official GOAT rankings
1. DJ
2. Jones
3. Anderson
4. GSP
5. Werdum
>>67199665
>>67199699
on the vlog before the fight with cejudo, she had a dildo on the stand next to the bed that she didn't want embedded to film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GwwphRk68M
>>67199580
Yeah but Floyd has a personality. DJ is just small and boring
no memes. you lads figure ngannou could be a bisbong tier draw?
>french
>black
>good looking
>hw
>blacksplocive
>seems to be charismatic
>ko power
>>67199733
DJ's face was priceless tho.
>>67199665
It wasn't that long ago that Anderson was just a champion only appreciated by the hardcores.
Hell, even then, a lot of hardcores hated him for cruising in his easier defences.
Then, the Vitor knockout changed everything, and he became one of the most famous Brazilians in the world.
>>67199758
does he speak English? This is crucial, and Frenchies usually suck with every language but their own.
>>67199758
Stop
Just stop this. Its not funny its just sad. Go post about your cuck fantasys on R9K just fuck off
>>67199758
I get the feeling he may end up being this generation's Cheick Kongo.
>>67199769
he seems to speak a bit, certainly could use some improvement tho. atleast its not aldo tier
https://youtu.be/A8KVXnIeIg8
>>67199772
>xDDDDD
fuck off, im asking a legit question
>>67199796
perhaps, he does have potential if he works his groundgame more. he had way better tdd in the lewis fight.
here we go
>>67199837
>
fuck off, im asking a legit question
No your not you're just shitting up the thread so you an indulge in your fucking rape fantasy were some BBC cucks you
and it is all over!
>>67199867
what happened?
>>67199796
Cheick actually had an great kickboxing pedigree.
Ngannou is moreso this generation's Jimi Manuwa.
>>67199886
not a man aloiv can take dat left
>>67199926
noice
You now remember that Anthony Pettis bought his mom a luxurious house and spoilt himself with a Cadillac xt5 and now can't even pay his taxes.
we literally /ngannou/ now
>>67199944
Crowd agrees
N
G
A
N G A N N O U
N
O
U
>>67199979
>athlete completely blows his money
Nothing new here.
>>67199979
Pettis next fight will be a main event on a fightpass prelim
N G A N N O U
G
A
N G A N N O U
N
O
U O N N A G N
>>67200068
RDA vs Alvarez is coming up next on Fight Pass for the title. Last fight pass event was Anderson vs Bisping.
Do you really think Pettis is Fight Pass main event material now?
>>67200068
>Pettis will make 5k/5k his next fight
>>67200120
fightpass prelim, not a fightpass card
>>67198421
Old mate Pavlovich struggling to put away the journeyman in the first, was swinging some big stuff all round...
>>67196562
dc is my boy
what's /heem/ doing for freaky friday?
too much /ngannou/ here xD
>>67200322
i hate this bitch so much
>>67200322
Shit man I legit thought it was Saturday
Thanks for reminding me lad
UFC profit margin must be slim as fuck if they won't ever hire professional singer to do fighter entrances or add pyro or any other shit
>>67200372
no problem brother
>watching mighty mouse's stream
>Comes across as a manchild
Truly one of us
>be 8-0 HW
>fight an opponent who has been finished 5 times in last 6 fights
>squeak out a decsion
>>67200455
Baga won that fight man. Pavlovich was swanging haymarkers all night and looking like a gooooof
cameraman knows what's up
>>67200452
Other than the fact he's married, has reproduced, has money as well as his own home, and is in great shape, sure, he's one of us.
i thought he was coming for that dick?
>>67200548
hightest
>>67200527
>what's up
Not her saggy boobs, that's for sure
>>67200549
those are all external and some material things. the man is talking about who DJ is as a person at heart, and he is a cool dude like us. exception: nigganow posters
>>67200572
u a virgin?
>>67200572
>saggy boobs
Need to wipe the gay out your eyes m8
is the ukfag addicted to valium on?
>>67200705
youkay?
Neato
>>67200548
i don't know how to feel about this
>>67199234
didn't know cyborg had such beauty eyes
>>67200736
wtf
we /SantaLucia/ now
>>67200645
u a homosexual?
>>67200736
this shit is better then pride
>>67200322
you just know she took atleast 30 pictures
>>67200329
not enough xDDDDDD
>>67200705
yeah i am, unless you're talking about sum1 else
>>67200505
>>67200548
>whats her face from frozen will never spit in your face and call you a piece of shit only to suck and fuck you later
how do I achieve this mode lads?
>>67200784
sometimes
>>67200808
roids and a shitty diet
>>67200808
Shit genetics
>>67200774
Santa Lu-chi-ya
It's like being teleported back in time, musically
>>67200798
How much do you take a day?
>>67200808
Gas
>>67200820
well you sometimes have a mental disorder
>>67200615
>buttmad twink boiiii fan haha
>>67200852
kek
>>67200843
bout 20mg trying to cut down atm. will probably try to hit 15 at some point next week. when i re-upped i got some xannys extra for shits n gigs but that was probably a bad idea (they feel just like any benzo, nothing special like the hip hop tunes promised me).. i have about 130~ 10mg pills atm so i'm good (a fucking drug addict) for a while /blog
>>67199234
>"Cyborg gets her back and works in a guillotine"
>>67200855
negronoa posters FUCK. OFF. ReeEEEEE swear on RED KING I HEEM THEM all. literally worse than schaub posting used to be
>>67200891
do you get scripts or buy elsewhere
>>67200852
more like always see >>67200891
>>67199234
trannies shouldn't be allowed to fight
>>67200960
Stop being a bitch and go cold turkey alreadt you addict
>>67200921
>>67200960
alright so who is this autist and why's he trying so hard
>>67200974
>cold turkey
>benzos
ayy lmao
>>67200923
had scripts, got canned by doc, googled fucking "buy diazepam" and it turns out they are extremely easy to obtain via internet. changed my life for extreme highs and somewhat extreme lows as someone with hefty anxiety troubles, not complaining
>>67200993
>being a bitch with no self control
>>67200972
Id smash Cyborg desu, just for the experience
Shes not male, female, or trap shes something you cant explain
I understand niggano posting less than I understood schaub
>>67200921
tell rory we on our way to stretch his wifes puss famalam
>>67200974
this >>67200993
last time i did it i felt fucking schizophrenic and didnt eat or leave my bed for days
>>67200980
im going to bed now good fuckin night you fuckin goof
>>67201042
>Going to bed before 10 on a Friday
Nigger what
>>67201022
It's either
a) an insecure black twink (this is my theory)
b) a cuckold
c) an insecure white twink pretending to be a cuckold
>>67201022
how so?
>>67199769
they also suck at their own
fucking Sarkozy can't say 2 sentences without a mistake
>>67200527
wew
>>67200322
Am I the only want who /would/?
>>67201055
look at Johnny No Bedtime over here
>>67201022
>>67201065
you guys are overthinking this, it's the same as schaubposters, its just guys trying to le troll you. ngannou being a meme fighter and black adds a cuckold element which schaub didn't have being only a meme fighter.
>>67201082
this
Fucking illiterate people
>>67201082
>sarkozy
is he still your president? the fuck???
>>67201111
Ngannou is actually a legitimate prospect though.
>>67201140
Na he's not anymore since 2012. Might be president again in 2017 tho
>>67199234
damn
that's hard to watch
glad it ended in the first
also
>that cyborg pulling full mount
jesus christ, how can someone be that bad?
X gon' give it to ya
>>67201156
for now he's a meme with potential desu. i want to see him beat someone good before saying hes a prospect
>>67201176
fuck u goof
>>67201183
WHAT
had this stuck in my head today desu
>>67201156
Not really
He's just a relatively young HW that isn't complete shit
>>67201200
>fuck u goof
why man
>>67201183
KNOCK KNOCK
Was Cyborg vs Finney the most grisly mauling by Cyborg?
>>67201217
just pulling your leg la
i just really wanted to say goof haha
>>67201200
>>67201214
doesn't take much to be a prospect at HW desu
>>67201259
I think we all feel like that sometimes
nice bantz
>>67201259
hahah nice
What do you have lined up for your weekend, heem?
why is /heem/ so comfy lads?
I'll stream a fight for you goofs, what do you want
>>67201295
shitpost on /heem/ and feel guilty for not prepping midterms
>>67201274
>>67201277
haha good lads
>>67201295
Try to shitpost on /heem/ as little as possible and prep midterms
>>67201295
movie with gf tonight, deadlifting tomorrow and meeting some bros at the bar, work sunday, game of thrones sunday night
no fights, shit weekend desu
>>67201295
Chill on the couch, watch the NFL draft and some """soccer"""
Also should prepare for exams that start next week but probably won't
>>67201295
I got to organize my folders, mow the lawn and clean up the forrest gym behind my house.
>>67201349
>forrest gym
what did you mean by this?
most important heem poll of all time
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084569
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084569
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084569
>>67201295
lie in bed, eat, and post on 4chan for the next until i die or the site gets shut down literally
>>67201295
gonna revise tomorrow for a couple of hours, probably chill at my friends house in the evening, family lunch on sunday and a bit more revision. All this surrounded with a hearty dose of shitposting.
>>67201348
>forrest gym behind my house.
made me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVSqm6GNJi4
>>67201364
a gym that is in a forrest
>>67201344
is midterm your code word for "my bull"?
>>67201401
That sounds pretty cool. Pics?
>>67201401
>in a forrest
what did you mean by this?
>>67201419
kek
>>67201401
pic pls
>>67201456
Non cuck faggot thread
GREAT THREAD, SENPAI SENPAI
>creating thread early
Oh, Anon.
>>67196562
god PVZ is a disgusting mole
>>67201156
Schaub was the hybrid. He was a major prospect before he got slept by Nog.
Official Current UFC Beast list:
GSP (Still technically active)
Matt Brown
Wonderboy
Lawler
MacDonald
Weidman
Shogun
Cain
Werdum
DJ
Travis Browne
Anthony Johnson
Edgar
RDA
Max Holloway
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Carlos Condit
Uriah Hall (High level beast mode when he unleashes it)
>>67201642
There's only one beast on this list:
LAWLER
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