UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/30: Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN Las Vegas (TBA)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
NEWS:
>My quaternary boy Joe Duffy gets a fight
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/joseph-duffy-booked-for-lightweight-bout-with-mitch-clarke-at-ufc-fight-night-90-in-las-vegas
>JDS sidelined with shoulder injury
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/28/11528744/ufc-heavyweight-junior-dos-santos-sidelined-following-shoulder-surgery-mma
>Buy Zoombang™ Protective Padding
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/meet-the-man-who-says-hes-got-a-solution-to-mmas-injury-epidemic
Previous Thread >>67174980
Thread Before Last >>67167569
Thread Before That >>67163497
fuck schaub
>>67189840
>>67189834
schaub
first for jeff
first for op is a can
>>67189893
who the fuck is jeff?
>>67189893
get in my guard bro
>>67189922
casual detected
>>67189922
hollys husband if i've been paying attention to heem enough
execute all cuckholds
>it's a shitposting australians episode
>>67189984
In /heem/, brits and burgers are the worst offenders now that adan is getting btfo by earlyop and cuckop
Aussies are relatively high quality posters in this general
>>67190003
>/heem/ complained about this headliner when it was going to happen and whined when goob ducked nate
people just can't be pleased
Daily reminder
>>67190042
one of the stupidest rematches of all time 2bh, would have made slightly more sense if they did it at 155 but either way I'm glad its not happening anymore
Let's continue discussing boys. Post your tier 1-4 boys
>Matt Brown
>Alan Jouban
>Robbie
>Stipe
>>67190138
Scott Jorgensen
Jim Miller
Chris Leben
Mark Hunt
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/28/11528794/valerie-letourneau-vs-joanne-calderwood-flyweight-bout-added-to-ufc
>WOMEN'S FLYWEIGHT
Great, another weight class they won't be able to fill. It's not official yet, but might as well. Too bad Rin got cut. She just had to lay off the creatine, make cut down to 1 steak a day, more cardio and cut the gas and she'd be perfect for it.
>>67190173
Thought UFC was just testing and the weight class isn't official or anything?
>>67190169
Jorgensen is tough boy to have. That last fight where he fucked up his leg was pretty hard to watch.
And his record is JUST-level.
>>67190018
thanks bud
>>67190173
I think with smaller talent pools like the women's division they shouldn't get too worked up about filling a whole division with strictly one-weightclass fighters, and instead focus on having more open, diverse fights.
>>67190018
thanks bud
>>67190202
Yeah... it's been tough. His WEC fights were so good. Back and forth dynamic brawling. I had hoped he'd find a second wind like Brad Pickett did, but no such luck.
>>67190169
>>67190202
>>67190257
Jorgensen was good when he was black. Then he lost his melanin and started getting his ass kicked by everyone.
>>67190257
In a sense you need guys like him. He may never hold a belt but his fights are always pretty spicy and they found out the prelims, just like Diego Sanchez.
I'm convinced the only reason Scott hasn't been cut is because he only fights on cable and Dana has literally forgotten about him. Hope it stays that way forever.
>>67189940
>>67189946
why is he meme?
>>67190277
should florian kill himself?
>>67190273
It's like his body is literally dying out from under him.
>>67189793
Copy and paste this and save this picture for future use when dealing with Nigganou cucks.
All these Nigganou fuckbois are ridiculous newfags. They weren't around for the era of Schaub. Not only is Schaub 1000% better and more impressive than Ngannou ever will be but also battle tested. He's a fucking warhorse man. Like Wanderlei,Bisping,Diaz Bros. They aren't iron clad in the body,but are iron clad in the mind. Whatever you do to them doesn't matter,they will come back and fight you like they did last time. Home invasion style. That's Schaub, he will never quit,he will never stop until the last breath. The only way to beat him is to heem him. Shit Ngannou was struggling against some fucking wrestler with Gyno. That isn't Schaub and was never Schaub. Schaub is a successful podcaster,television presenter,producer,marketer,BJJ black belt,married to a beautiful woman,stand up comedian and popular in Hollywood and friends with many of Hollywood's elite. He also broke up with Ronda Rousey. Is Ngannou any of that? No he isn't. And if that's not enough look at this picture. This was the final poll that shows that Schaub is /heem/'s choice. Majority rules. All the polls,best memes,best heemed or heeming,best comedy,best chance to beat Werdum Schaub smokes Ngannou in all of those polls. Those are all facts.It's time to make /heem/ great again and it starts by removing all Ngannou posters.
>>67190246
i'll heem you lad
>>67190290
he looks like a cuck and there are some quality pics of him and holly
>what makes a meme
>>67190414
if you ever EVER post about niggernao you will burn in hell.
>black heavyweights
my post here excluded. this rule is from now on and forever.
>>67190424
post them goof
>>67190386
Schaub isn't married. No one woman can satisfy big brown.
>tfw I could heem any struve in this thread
>>67190483
>rory? more like cuckry famalam hahahaaaa
>>67190531
>>67190386
ngannou
post walkouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Qt9FKOxhM
Good to see conor getting BTFO by dana and lorenzo.
How do I cure my manlet status?
Hard mode: No HGH, no leg breaking surgery
Nightmare mode: No suicide
>>67190596
https://youtu.be/ndFuvVikfyI
>>67190596
I like how this turns into post ironic walkout songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4mHPeMGTJM
I'm not even joking.
>>67190575
>>67190587
>my sides
in the second picture, looks like she was leaning towards the guy on the right and he put his hands on her shoulder to claim her, what an alpha
Tonight I got to meet a dude who's art has inspired many aspects of my journey... @puscifer @carinaround thank you for the wicked fucking show!!!
Also... I'm sorry I drew a big veiny dick on the side of your tour bus. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BExfZ-6sMbd/
>>67190606
get 2 large dogs and don't feed them for a week
tie your hands together with a thick rope and same with your legs
make the dogs hold the ends of the rope while somebody holds a t-bone steak a few metres away from the dogs so that they are dragging you laterally
>grow
>>67190626
She's a fucking tease man, I keep saying it.
>>67190587
lobovian reach on the fat manlet
>>67190626
yeah somebody made a nifty little copypasta about that it was quite the laugh lad
>>67190658
Are you bullying izzy? That's low.
>>67190596
https://youtu.be/bLe87OXTokA
>>67190650
yeah, she does this shit with jon too. wonder if she did it to pettis bros
>>67190660
pls post kek
>>67190138
>Werdum
>Weidman
>Wonderboy
>Hunt
Special mention to Sanchez
>>67190596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUdjkrqX9u8
>>67190606
Dante Must Die Hell or Hell Turbo Mode: Serious answers?
>>67190138
>ngannou
>rumble
>lewis
>latifi
>>67190386
Add an extra vote for Schaub. I missed that poll.
>>67190707
>>67190596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgfJlXMhGLU&nohtml5=False
Thoughts on this fight?
>>67190737
nice catchy tune
>>67190762
should be spicy.
>67190658
>not knowing that's izzy martinez
One of the best mma wrestling coaches in the fookin' game, ya goof
>>67190780
He really helped Holly and Pettis
>>67190762
is it even happening? it's on the thompson/rory card isn't it I was on the wiki for that card yesterday and this fight wasn't on it
>>67190633
>Also... I'm sorry I drew a big veiny dick on the side of your tour bus. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time
fucking based
i haven't been into puscifer yet, i only heard them while diggin other bands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpouCwxyHzQ
>>67190761
>Claudia will never wrap her big arms around me and tell me it'll all be okay
>>67190762
170 Cote has been extremely exciting so far. It's a guaranteed barnburner... r-right?
>I rate Joanna
>>67190800
>going to Wikipedia
>>67190825
>Claudia will never make me breakfast and tug me off while I eat it
>>67190808
Required Viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO9GlJKPMzs
Keepin it loose in #champcamp
https://www.instagram.com/p/BExhWddIaP3/
Does anyone have that montage of Werdum that leads up to him beating Cain?
That vid made Werdum my boy and I wanna convert a buddy of mine.
>>67190866
MAYNARD VS LAWLER AT UFC 200 CONFIRMED LOL
>>67190896
Unironically I asked for it a couple of days ago. Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKTvh16aE4
>>67190926
probably one of the best highlights desu, good songs too
>>67190926
thanks el bro
>>67190926
>Spain's own Fabricio Werdum
Reminder that Werdum has lived longer in Croatia than Miocic
>>67190686
>they pose for a picture
>Noke puts his arm around Holly
>she starts to inch way closer to him than Jeff like every other picture
>he quickly rests his forearm on her shoulder while she gently tickles Noke's back
"Ha", thinks Jeff.
"Now he can't fuck her."
>>67190926
>A year later I became a world champion.
Man, that loss must have been embarrassing
>>67191011
>ywn get cucked so bad that it motivates you to become a BJJ world champion
mainly because I don't have a gf
>>67190866
https://youtu.be/qcp_AZlURyE
>>67190386
>Writing that WoT about two literal meme fighters
wew lad
good morning /ngannou/
Tfw I could unironically 29-28 everyone in this thread and there would be nothing any of you could do about it
>>67189828
Thanks, that's very helpful.
>>67191165
>not even fighting in the main event
You don't have the gastank to roll with me, boy
It'll be a 48-47 decision and I'll ride the controversy train all the way to the bank
>>67191172
Morecraft... had a hard life
>YFW Struve heems Ngannou inside 5 seconds
>>67191165
Come to Frankston Station mate, i'll fuck you up
>>67191185
I will majority decision you back the middle east Muhammad
>Everything else is virtually identical
>My partner as always ___ _____
>>67191217
Only if there's mdma to be bought
Anthology: Georges St-Pierre
http://www.ufc.tv/category/anthology-georges-st-pierre
Every one of his fights. Pretty good stuff.
>YOURE THE SEXIEST MAN IN THE WORLD
what did she mean by this?
>>67191261
the Huntington Beach badboy himself, Tito Ortiz!
and here's ____ ____ to announce the fighter introductions
>>67191205
>>YFW Struve heems Ngannou inside 5 seconds
>>67191323
that she can't see out of her gook eyes
did anyone else notice this?
>
>>67190376
would've been funny
sorry I never got around to making that one
>>67191316
gsp is a real qt. no homo btw >.<"
>>67191358
>>67190761
>>67191358
such a cute loveable guuf
>>67191316
will watch when I have trouble falling asleep
>>67191358
nothing there, he's not going for a handshake or high five
nothing like the anderson silva version
>>67191394
the double shakas are pretty goofy
>>67191394
>>67191416
his deadpan stare afterwards is the best
who's ready for the stopping of the freight train that is wonderboy and the end of the meme champ reign with vicious back to back finishes?
red king is coming and he's as sexy as ever
What was going through Goobs' head when he wrote this?
>>67191416
I cringe everytime
>>67191429
fuck off with this twink loser already, he's getting wheelkicked to fucking lellator. deal with it
>>67191427
get this damn geek outta here
>>67191452
He's gone too long without coconuts. He's losing his marbles.
>>67191452
he's literally shitposting all the time now, he doesn't give a fuck about anything anymore.
imagine getting literally tens of thousands of (You)'s for every shitpost you make. incredible
>>67191478
DELET
>>67191452
cocaine
>>67191488
>>67191488
It's so shoopable.
>>67191496
>ywn get 50k (You)'s per weak (You)-crop
feels bad man
>>67191529
It's not about quantity, it's about quality. That's what my mum always used to say.
anyone wanna rewatch carwin vs jds with me?
>>67191538
that doesn't apply to money and (You)'s lad
>>67191416
>>67191358
>>67191394
So does Dana spill his spaghetti any time he's around a black guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJuOdJJO2AQ
>>67191544
>I rewatch fights that went to a decision
t. goof
why do luke and werdum hate eachother?
>>67191578
but carwin's face looks like that dude from hannibal lecter afterwards
>>67191578
what does t. mean?
>>67191578
JDS executes a pretty nice takedown in the 3rd round near the end
if jon is alpha, dc is beta, is bader an omega?
https://youtu.be/IBq_sB3fPvU
>>67191668
I never quite understood what Omega was. Is it just Super-Beta?
>>67191684
beta to betas, so yeah super-beta i guess
>its a fighter comes out to the rocky theme song episode
>>67191684
greek alphabet m9
>>67191622
It's some finnish shit. It basically means "regards".
>>67191748
thanks for the (You) goof.
now tell me what heem means
>>67191758
hello
everyone
em
mikegoldberg
>>67191758
come here and i'll show you what it means m8
>>67191758
heem sleepy
him sleepy
he is unconscious
>>67191758
Here
Everyone
Exchanges
Memes
>>67191578
Kebab vs RDA did
>>67191758
Hairy
Egotistical
Energized
Manlets
this is the lowest quality webm i've ever made
>>67191765
>>67191785
>>67191786
>>67191788
>>67191841
>>67191758
Heem
Heeming
He eming
He meming
>>67191929
dirty herb
>>67191929
Herb let this go on, but did not let Barao/Faber 2 or RDA/Cerrone 2 continue...
>>67191970
or mendes mcmeme it had like 3 secs left
>>67191970
I don't get why they allow refs to enter the octagon while stoned.
>>67190291
yes
>>67191970
>he wants to see baraos head be worked like a bag for more rounds
>>67191936
Cuckold faggot.
>>67191970
>not knowing that herb is paid off to hold on/off longer
your 1 fucking goof
>>67191929
bout 20s left when he should have stopped imo
>>67191970
did he do weidman v rockhold, i feel like it was him who let luke smash chris's face in for 40s
>>67192063
who's that white boii senpai?
>>67192070
yes
>>67192070
yes
Joey Beltran dislocated his finger in a fight and was given time by the referee to reset it before going on to win the fight. Should fighters be given time to reset their joints following a submission or did Joey get special treatment?
>>67192085
>>67192085
Is that what they teach you in the Bangladeshi school system?
>>67192099
He got special treatment. If a fighter is so injured that they have to stop the fight he shouldnt continue.
N G A N N O U
G
A
N
N
O
U
>>67192124
>>67190070
This was extraordinarily satisfying since it followed Fili gloating like an edgy tween over a counter or parry. Nigga deserved a good kick to the head.
Can Cigano KO Werdum again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8GchWm_xDE&list=WL&index=11
ngannou
>>67192185
why arent there any mma documentaries like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXDzB8Xv8AY
one for nick diaz or mark hunt pls
Ngannou's entrance song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndFuvVikfyI
>ben henderson leaves ufc complaining they aren't giving him a title shot
>gets btfo by the bellator champ
Dana must be laffin
>>67192198
they can make one about brawldonado soon
Francis
>>67192260
I approve
>>67192287
good post
>>67190138
>JDS
>edgar
> swanson
>cruz
>>67191758
Here
Eastern
Euros
Meet
>>67190138
>ngannou
>rampage
>jon jones
>hector lombard
antiboys:
schaub
lewis
>>67192367
>having taste this bad
here lad take this permaheeming
>>67190138
>Wonderboy
>Frankie
>Mighty mouse
>Nick
>>67192375
fuck off goof
lads, I don't know who to cheer for, Rory vs Wonderboy. Rory became my boy after the Lawler fight and Wonderboy is my original boy's (Weidman) boy.
>>67192385
My crew and I
>>67192396
same here. I just hope it's a war and ends in a draw.
>>67192396
>newboying
>boy boying
>multiboying
jesus kys
>>67192405
me on the left
>>67192287
Where the fuck is everyone finding all of these pictures? Do your friends know you guys cuck post?
>>67192405
When's Lapilus fighting again?
>>67192405
the mini looks like fronk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvoorABjEZU
>Embedded Promotional Tour: Vlog Series
This feels like a huge fuck you to Conor.
>>67192421
probably his instagram
>>67192421
>where do you guys find these pictures? im just asking cause your the cucks
top kek you cvck
>>67192442
not everything is about conor you nuthugging 189'er scum
>>67192442
Well they planned to do this that's why they needed him to be there (and to make good quality commercials that are not just Rogan yelling over highlights)
>>67190138
>khabib
>tj
>nick
>rockhold
>>67192442
hats are not reebook
khabib is in big trouble, joe
>>67192442
>Jones "I'm loving it"
>pan to a McDonalds
subtle
>>67190809
Omg.. Why does this actually make me sad?
>>67192388
keep it up cuck
nigger loving white boy
>>67192488
Could you imagine how different MMA history would have been if Phil Baroni became MW champion and ruled until Anderson came over?
>>67190761
>It is what it is
>tfw midterms in may
someone heem me
My name will forever reign
>>67192596
Cardio is the most important factor in getting good exam results.
>>67192602
What's his name again?
Do you think Dana has Conor blocked on Twitter?
>>67192630
whose name? there's nobody in your picture
>>67192615
OH HE ROCKED HIM
EXAMS ARE HURT
MARIO IS LOOKING TO FINISH
>>67192596
I actually know that feel
>>67192743
>there are people in the UK who RIGHT NOW are done with exams and won't start classes until mid october
let that sink in
>>67192538
Dana said that Phil literally threatened and challenged him in front of the Fajita brothers. Days later Baroni got released from the UFC.
Just imagine Phil climbing up the MW ladder 2004-2007. Leben, Tanner, Bisping, Grove, Maia, Cote, Franklin and Silva. And then threatening Dana and challenging him to a no-holds-barred last-man-standing no-ref fight. Well, this last thing might sound like a fantasy match up but you got the idea, right?
He could've been the epitome of cockiness with an actual belt around his waist.
Sonnen vs Baroni in 2010 could've been the goat of banters.
>>67192757
not me lad, my exams start next week. looked at the some past papers and realised i know fuck all for some modules
>>67192757
when do you finish lad
>>67192768
yeah, but then you'll be done till mid october right?
>>67192777
the ride never ends (have an exam july 28th though, if that gives you an idea)
>>67192777
End of june are the first round of finals
>>67192783
until late september
>>67192783
Whats the year structure like then?
In Ireland it's usually Mid September to end of November for classes then exams for semester 1 and then End of January to end of April with exams ending mid may.
>tfw 2000 word essay due 4pm Monday
>music festival on all Saturday
I'll heem you if someone heems me after
>>67192810
Your own fault for taking an educational path that requires writing essays
>>67192795
>4 month summer
so jelly
>>67192808
classes start in october, midterms in november, second round in february. second semester midterms in may, second round in july. if you still have exams to do (and most people do), you'll have to do them in september, and then it starts over again
>>67192810
>essay
3 papers due for 11 may, midterm in 5 and 8. not that pressured, lads.
>>67192765
Would have been amazing. Just imagine Baroni on his 3rd title defense, defending against recent UFC signing, Anderson "The Spider" Silva
>>67192817
>tfw had to right a 4000 word essay that was worth 40% comparing NTFS vs Fat32, worst thing I have ever had to do, took me like 6 weeks it was so boring.
>>67192817
What path doesn't have essays? Law was the easiest one for me
>>67192851
>right
just heem me lads
Late january/early february 1st semester exams
Late may/early june 2nd semester exams
Early september global exams (for lazyfucks, retards and neverlosinghopers)
>>67192855
engineering
>>67192851
Why would anyone ask someone to do that? What critical skills does it show?
Could you not just express competence in a verbal exam?
>>67192869
SAMEFAGGING
WHY DO THEY CALL IT SEMESTER IF IT'S 4 MONTHS
THAT WEIGHT CLASS IS A JOKE
>>67192861
M8 i think you've been heem'd one too many times if you're writing like that
>>67192851
that's pretty weird desu
never had to write an essay
>>67192851
what the fuuuuuuuuck
you could literally implement FAT32 in less words
>>67192887
heemed by Jagerbombs last night
>>67192892
Im on campus looking out for some lanklet thats zeeming for a heeming
>there will never be a rematch
>>67192927
not in campus m8
no classes on friday
>>67192940
does Gus fight Glover or Bader next?
>>67192851
could do that in a few hours after research np
