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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/30: Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN Las Vegas (TBA)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
NEWS:
>My quaternary boy Joe Duffy gets a fight
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/joseph-duffy-booked-for-lightweight-bout-with-mitch-clarke-at-ufc-fight-night-90-in-las-vegas
>Honda Lousy is still trying to be an actress instead of an MMA fighter
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/27/11520370/former-ufc-champ-ronda-rousey-signs-three-picture-movie-deal-lifetime-network-mma
>Diego Brandado cut
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/diego-brandao-released-from-ufc-contract-after-loss-conduct-violation-and-suspension
Schaub
Schaub is God
who /ngannou/ here?
ngannou
>>67175047
>>67175048
good lads
>>67175069
here fampai
where you getting those ngannous lad
ngannou vs schaub when?
>>67175102
went to his his twitter lad, has a lot of RARE pics
>Claudia will never lean in and kiss your neck and whisper "I want you inside me" in her deep BR voice
Cisse to UFC when? He is the only man to beat Ngannou
>>67175150
fugg..
>>67175129
fuck that's a good idea, i forgot to check his twitter. thanks lad
schaub has changed with fame
>>67175195
kek, someone cap this before it gets delet
>>67175214
be the Jon Jones of your own movie
>>67175195
I was so happy when Nate submitted Conor
If this was to happen I would pee myself
>>67175150
That sucks man
http://www.ufc.com/fighter/francis-ngannou?id=
>ywn be fast, strong, smart
>Ronda is going to do movies and have a career ending pregnancy
>Holly "Growth" Holmones will be popped for PEDs
>Cyborg is going to die trying to cut to 135 after she gets upset by Leslie Smith
>Claudia is going to dethrone Joanna but then get popped for being Brazilian in mma
>in around 18 months when the UFC is desperate for a golden girl to carry WMMA, Mackenzie is going to take ovah
>the UFC will be so desperate that they'll build a 125 lbs. division around her
>Mackenzie will be able to fight at a weight where she's not too lean and has plenty of bunda
>Claudjah and Mackenzie will roll around groping each others sweaty bodies for 25 minutes
>Mackenzie will win by last second flying bundaplata
>>67175249
>tfw I saved the thumbnail
FUCK
I'M A MORON
SOMEONE POST THE REAL ONE PLS
>>67175285
my dick when
>>67175285
I'd literally fuck the shit out of her, gi or no gi .
>>67175245
>BJ Penn
>natty
>>67175276
>ywn be ngannou
What was the first SW fight in the UFC ?
I want (You) to join the BIG BULL revolution!
>jew thread
>cuckposting
o i laff
>>67175160
Age: N/A
age is a number for mere mortals, bulls are eternal.
>>67175340
>At UFC Fight Night 45 on Wednesday, Claudia Gadelha and Tina Lahdemaki became the first two 115-pound fighters to step inside the Octagon.
>>67175380
Thanks lad
Lahdemaki hasn't fought since, weird
Ngannou's entrance song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndFuvVikfyI
>>67175285
>Joanna defends title against Claudia
>Fights rose
>Rose wins by southpaw flying tornado kick into standing reverse omoplata from spider guard
>Gets belt
>beats silva's record for title defenses
>Popularity brings attention back to her loving husband pat barry
>Pat hulks out and beats a couple nobodies
>beats HW contenders with leg kicks
>makes werdum tap to leg kicks
>couple brings promotion billions of dollars through their promotion
>They both bring mma into the public's eye
>become more popular than any other athlete, Jordan or anybody
>both retire undefeated as champions and have a month in Minnesota dedicated to them as gods and they go around the world submitting and leg kicking world dictators, ensuring a futurist world order where they rule as benevolent dictators, and all is right in the world
How to improve /heem/
>Filter British posters
>Filter the word ngannou
This general becomes noticeably better as soon as you do this
>>67175407
my sides
>>67175455
And Murrika saves the day once again
Thanks lad
>>67175407
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4
>>67175461
>t. schaubspammer
>>67175458
>silva's record for title defenses
MM will have like 25 by then
>>67175502
He'll get 11 then go to 135 i think
>>67175502
Minnie Mouse will be decisoned in this universe by a sickly, difficult to look at, 125 pount dominick cruz to hold two titles at once
are olympic medals a meme?
>>67175533
Its not the same as mma wrestling. Just like how normal boxing doesnt quite translate.
>>67175150
Somebody help to not fall in love with this favela rat princess
>>67175502
People curse over his records because nobody cares.
is claudia /heem/'s baby girl?
>>67175705
Claudia is showing me, an avid hater of hue fighters and hues in general, that love finds a way
Will FN87 be the worst card of the mid-year?
>>67175455
Bro is that a pussy piercing?
>>67175772
For sure 100%
>>67175772
>struve vs big foot
KEK, whoever lands first wins lel
>tfw just realised how the dutchie will spam struve memes
someone post the hunto heem pls
someone must have a link to tuf pls post
>>67175772
>old man on gas vs. old man with literally no chin
>old post-USADA hue vs possibly the worst HW ever
>2 (TWO) literally who ladyfights
>all on the main card
>>67175856
>that gut
Does this just happen when you start raising kids?
Does the UFC plan to do another TWENTY/20 some day or what ?
>>67175848
fuck off struve is goat
>>67175870
it happens when you take alphabrain 10 times a day
>CODEWORD: ROGAN
>>67175900
alphabrain ten times a day, MINIMUM
>>67175885
what the fuck is TWENTY/20
>>67175889
He should go fuck a goat and get out of my octagon
NEW EMBEDDED FOR UFC 200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvoorABjEZU
>"I AM A CHAMPION"
>>67175935
>all those dislikes
did stich get fired again? damn
>>67175926
u think dj can take it? look how tiny this nigga is
>>67175920
>he doesn't have Fite Pass
YOU GOOF
>>67175772
Tumenov vs Nelson and Arlovski vs Overeem should be spicy
>>67175772
>struve KOd the current #1 contender and now's he's in a cable co-main against a 36 year-old novelty hue who went 1-3-1 in his last 5 fights
what is this matchmaking?
>>67175946
Conor nuthuggers are really, really butthurt.
>>67175958
I do I just don't know what that is
>>67175920
goof detected
>>67175946
Connor army does not forgive, it does not forget
O I R E
>>67175974
Look for it then m8, cba to explain
>>67175946
McDonald fanboys
>>67175949
On stream he said he's 185 pre-weight cut
>>67175959
If Gunni loses,he s a goner right?
>>67176003
>implying DJ wasn't just rusing people
>>67175935
Somebody webm that finger JJ threw at DC
>>67176003
>he's 185 pre-weight cut
huh
He actually might be a decent BW.
>>67176002
I remember watching this, forgot what it was called. It was okay. A lot of the facts were kinda silly/pointless though.
>>67175935
Ronda sounds so damaged at 6 minutes.
>"Travis Browne SEXIEST MAN IN THE WORLD"
>>67176003
he's (You)-farming, just like (You)r fishing
I didn't know Nunes was a lesbian. It really makes sense though.
>>67176014
he'll be fine
>>67175935
>the sexiest man in the world
>>67176021
>>67176027
>>67176064
After seeing this video I seriously don't doubt anything anymore. He swore by it and he doesn't seem to understand the concept of trolling
>>67176129
I save everything never know when you might need it
>>67176014
Dude's only lost twice, both decisions, one of which was a snoozefest neither man could be proud of. All his other wins are finishes and he's got that SBG cred.
>>67176139
kek fair enough
>>67176129
delete this
>>67175935
>Meisha: I love taking on girls on a win streak
>...unless it's Rousey, then I just wait for someone to dethrone her
>>67176135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l84vmuuuHRg
Forgot link
>>67176003
There is literally no way he cuts 60 pounds when he fights twice a year on average. And a guy that short? He'd be a fat mess.
>>67176184
She totally loses to Rousey a third time if the fight gets made, right? Rousey is her nightmare.
>>67175772
My heart would be jerking to both Karolina and Heather. It's a win eithercase.
Bantamweight fight night is where it's at. Sterling and Garbrandt gonna give us double spicy for sure.
>>67176112
Which makes her fight against Miesha even more interesting (if you know what I mean).
>>67176184
she wanted the fight, she was promised it before dana booked holly for shitpostia lad
>>67176224
idk, i think she beats her this time. honda is usada'd
>>67176184
>Implying she's ducking her
She'd lose 97 times out of 100, but she wants to try as many times as possible.
Is Cain really a draw? Will 8-9 Pedros really buy a PPV?
I hope you've been training, hes coming for you soon
>>67176112
no fucking shit you goof
>>67176224
probably. she doesn't match well at all with ms piggy and she knows it
>>67176245
Ronda never needed gas to beat Tate. She's a pure grappler who floors anyone who clinch with her 9 times out of 10.
Holm was only able to heem her because she's a pure kickboxer and Ronda's striking is EliteX-tier. But Miesha isn't a great striker or a great grappler, she's just sort of okay everywhere. And Ronda will always rek her because of that.
>>67176280
the girl is more creepy
>>67176276
Do mexicans even like him? He's a literal gringo. He speaks better english than Diaz and looks like a gym teacher but he wears their flag to the cage?
>>67176280
me on the right
>>67176298
did u see how flabby she looked compared to holly? holly out strengthed her and holly looked smaller at 196. they are getting usada'd.
the cuckess miesha is the natty goatess
>>67176301
have some hespect thats brazils most famous soccer player Ronaldinho you goof
>>67176337
kek
Post your primary, secondary, tertiary, and quaternary boys
>Khabib
>Dominick Cruz
>Ben Rothwell
>Joseph Duffy
>>67176189
i bet that guy doesnt even squat at all, chicken legs and his dick dont weigh shit either
all upper body
>>67176387
post your kill yourself
>>67176387
>those goofs
kys
>Guys, how do I into webms ?
>>67176387
>>67176387
Thompson moved up 2 spaces
Jones moved down one space
Cub moved down one space
McGoober remains the same
>>67176407
How would I go about doing that
>>67176430
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter/releases
>>67176445
google.com
>>67176457
Thanks lad
>>67176387
>Matt Brown
>Alan Jouban
>Robbie Lawler
>Stipe Miocic
>>67176430
what are you wanting to make webms of?
i'll do it, i could use some (you)'s
>>67176394
you realize leg strength contributes to your bench too right? or are you that insecure and retarded
>>67176518
Schaub vs Gonzaga highlights
>>67176536
lol what?
let strength has nothing to do with bench
go lift some kettlebells u dweeb
>>67176565
There is a minute level of leg drive involved in a proper bench. Most people neglect it though because grinding through with tris, delts and chest is what they care about.
>>67176518
filthy tom ko macdonald
filthy tom guillotine to micheal kiper pls
>When you post some top (you) material but no one gives you a (you)
@67176512
kill yourself
>>67176615
here, have a rare Ngannou
>>67176387
>ngannou
>rumble johnson
>derrick lewis
>khalil
>>67176649
The khalil meme is dead
He got tapped out last episode
>>67176512
Neanderthals weren't stupid you uneducated plebeian. They just lived in smaller groups and were outnumbered by the invading people from Africa.
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/UFC-Releases-The-Ultimate-Fighter-14-Winner-Diego-Brandao-104147
JUST in!
>>67176690
It's a nonwhite (you) but I'll still take it
>>67175870
roid gut
>she will never stomp your balls
>>67176775
>You will never stomp on her balls
>>67176774
Damn, you're right.
>>67176804
Joanna should go on the gas and go full gadelha mode, then she will kill all women divisions and kill might mouse, then win a close decision against Cruz for the 135 belt imho.
>>67176804
she should shave her head
Khabib "ISIS" Numegedradrovodogov.
Jon "Coke" Jones.
Anthony "Wheaties" Pettis.
BJ "100% NATTY" Penn.
Vitor "USADA, STOP" Belfort.
Jose "13 Second" Aldo.
Rafael "KHABIB, STOP" dos Anjos.
Dan "Wait, This Isn't Pride" Henderson.
Benson "LELLATOR" Henderson.
Cain "American Who Thinks He's Mexican" Velasquez.
>>67176797
>filthy meme lawlor
>glass chin macdonald
>>67176868
>he did this with an injured right knee
BASED
thanks lad
>>67176762
>Breitbart
>>67176762
Meme warfare is real lads
>>67176804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTPCgwJkuRI
>>67176904
>he doesn't read Breitbart
>>>/kotaku/
>>>/vox/
>>67177034
she is so ugly desu
>>67176904
>>>/huffpo/
>>67176867
John "Call the guy who beat me twice a pussy" Dodson
>>67177050
rt.com
>>67177023
who did it better?
>>67177080
"Who"
Is getting deleted a new meme?
>>67176867
Francis "muh wife's son xd" Ngannou
Brendan "literal cuck" Schaub
>>67177123
0 (zero) fight IQ
>message guy on ebay about buying his item
>no reply 2 days later
Wish I could heem these kinds of tards
>>67177123
kek
>>67177166
whos the semon demon?
>>67177123
Post some Struve vs Christian Morecraft
>>67177185
i messaged rose about putting her clothes on ebay didn't get a reply
>>67177092
Browne without a question. Hunto's is still top-tier for shitposting the Dutch.
>>67177185
Happens to me all the time on meet up apps. I'm selling a $120 item brand new and these poo in loo fucks offer me 35. Seriously, Indians and Hispanics always lowball the fuck out of people on these apps.
>>67177123
is there anything more fun than watching struve get dropped?
btw gonna go back and rewatch that fight, it was pretty spicy iirc
>>67177247
averaged sized dutchman literally maxing out peru's height chart
>>67177247
holly shit 2 meters that's like 6ft 8
rate my 1st webm goise
>>67177400
1784/2016
>>67177400
8/10
quality could be better but that's not your fault
>>67177400
DC is such a dork. Who's just gonna take that sitting down, especially after everything that's gone down between them? He didn't even flip him back.
>>67177674
He's trying to not be a juvenile piece of shit (i.e. Jones)
>>67177674
He is a company man for FOX. Can't do that.
>>67177674
>Who's just gonna take that sitting down
a literal cuck
>>67177050
>>67177069
sorry I'm not fed bullshit and gleefully eat it up like Trump's Jizz.
>>67177707
But isn't the unofficial part of the job to hype a fight by nigging out at every opportunity?
>>67177682
>I need a white girl in my life
>>67177779
>implying everyone who recognizes the liberal bias in mainstream media is a Trumpfag
3 shekels have been deposited into your account
>>67177813
be patient
:^)
>>67177813
there are a lot of creepy racist black men out there
>>67177919
>>67177927
she's not white
>>67177813
of course you don't waleed
>>67174980
>My quaternary boy Joe Duffy gets a fight
>Honda Lousy is still trying to be an actress instead of an MMA fighter
>Diego Brandado cut
Wow, slow news day, huh.
>>67177330
those are feet
>>67177927
He's not black.
>>67177400
good post
>>67178058
are you stupid ?
>>67178126
Are you?
post your walk out song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCil-kLGkvc
>>67178166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2IpoTKnDPw
>>67178166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZW9NYX6JZA
If I was a girl
>>67178166
my favorite song by joanna:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSQvX4UtbgE
>>67178270
>rhonda's walk out song
>>67178166
https://youtu.be/s3MymtGO01A
ALLAHU AHKBAR
>>67178126
your getting meme'd on goof
UFC 199 is where it's at.
>>67177536
>>67177547
>>67177655
>>67177674
>>67178116
Thanks lads, appreciate it
>>67178459
200 is a better card.
>>67174980
long live the king
>>67178459
>>67178511
And 198 is better than both
>>67178577
Bottom three fights on 198 are worthless.
>>67178575
top fucking kek
>>67178406
the scimitar unsheathing sounds are a nice touch
>>67176804
Did people actually find her cute or was it a meme all along? Even Ronda was more likable than this horse-faced abomination.
>>67178575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8GchWm_xDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etkOSb94AiI
guys i am downloading so many fights to make webms of you guys better be grateful
i'm going to smoke some weed now, if you could be as so kind as to post some quality rap songs such as
>>67178166
i'd be forever grateful
>>67175461
>implyin /heem/ is a general
>>67174980
>not mentioning EFN
It's tomorrow lads
>>67178829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVl9g4Hd1PY
>>67178459
>>67178511
198 u goofs
>>67178829
Man, Carwin was a freight train.
ngannou
>>67178896
Silva-Hall will be a staring match, Cyborg-Smith is a can crushing and I can't bare to see Shogun fight anymore in this debilitated state, especially not against useless bores like Corey Anderson. Main and co-main are 5-star quality though.
>>67178882
I've been trying last few days. we missed it early
by far the best fightpass exclusive, culture, weird prospects, good fights, memes
>>67178956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3wLO4cMQck
>>67178829
I got u senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHRnvjCkTsw
>>67178829
how would this carwin vs ngannou go
>>67178829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94
>>67178829
https://youtu.be/7iJDXIOk0bg
https://youtu.be/QPAYWKvgXSg
https://youtu.be/m_71q5lVEjc
https://youtu.be/8e73SF-7FIw
here senpai
zunox.hk got ICE'd
thanks dana
>>67178829
https://youtu.be/1JHbUuWzVNE
>>67178575
kek based werdum
>>67179116
ngannou uppercut heem memewin
>>67179282
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67178896
>>67178577
198 is filled with old washed up brazilians with no cardio in their homecountry. Only remarkable fight will be Werdum trolling Steepay.
199 is where it's at. Dustin, Joe and a trilogy. KEKMAN GON GET REKT.
>>67179004
>tfw not filthy vs hua
feels bad man, my boy would have gotten an ez heem and bonus lads
>>67179441
Lawlor is a nothing fighter too. Never been impressed by him.
>>67178829
ignore every other posers post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKt3DBCIUsY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vqQzRMjYp0
>>67179282
it still exists for those who know, dana didn't have anything to do with it
Is there a more meme record than this?
>getting killed twice by flying knees
This is Noad Lahat for casuals
>>67179520
rude, he literally memed his way into a win with his knee out. he has heart lad
>>67178829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNSWq_3pV0c
I COULD FREESTYLE TO A DOLPHIN AND A TAMBOURINE
>>67179689
I hate that he made his name for years off of being >le funny weigh ins guy but then after beating Vilante cut this corny super self-serious promo about how everyone is gonna have to take me seriously now, maaaaan. It's like, get over yourself, you fucking idiot. You had a good thing going.
>>67179663
He's mein boychick
Needs better awareness, he was going to win that last fight too.
>>67179663
>heemed by pepe's flying knee
>>67179580
*tips fedora*
>>67179860
>he doesnt have exclusive access to illegal streams
>>67179778
i mean i get his gripe. its like nate says, ufc pushes who they want. if you don't think lawlor was there to give villante an easy victory then you're an idiot desu. id be pissed too
>>67179663
literally lost to a rare named Pepe
What's /heem/'s pick on the best MMA card of all time?
either Pride 33 or UFC 189 here
>>67179934
At least Nate is good and has been good for years.
>>67179985
189er detected
struve vs bigfoot, who does /heem/ have?
also is stefan your boy?
>>67179985
None of them you weirdo
>/quest/ board
Someone go make a /heem/ quest already
>>67179663
>losing to a guy named Pepe via rare flying knee
>losing a majority decision in 2015
>losing by another flying knee to a guy without a wiki page
wew
>>67179530
more thugga pls
>>67180034
nate is good, he's no rda or khabib tho :^)
whats this about lawlor being average? so? that's why i like him lad, not all of us have to be jon jones dick riders.
>>67180049
>>67180086
not in terms of namesake fights but fights that delivered
>>67180220
I just don't think he's worthy of sharing the cage with a legend god like Shogun, let alone beating him. OSP was bad enough.
>>67180154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OpdjbzTIhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz6OUIjtM6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utxOjjc7WvU
What's the first UFC event you paid attention to, and the first one you ever bought?
>>67180154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILTj255b4bE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ENpRYyoQ1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH9kl6XZixo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAzzv6Ks9nc
>>67180140
Anyone?
>>67180278
shogun is there for two things, to draw hues, and lose to corey.
being a legend is a crutch guys like shogun and fedor are using to make money, stop with muh honor memes.
fedor is literally fighting a can tom was gonna fight last year.
>>67180386
Earliest one I remember caring about was 158
First one I ever bought was 165
>>67180140
A what?
>>67180438
Maldonado is a SAINT.
>>67180386
UFC 98
Watched my boy Machida dominate Evans.
>>67180492
Go to the board and read the sticky
Its a board were the OP creates a thread and makes a quest for the posters to go on
>>67180386
UFC 33 (which sucked) then UFC 41
>>67180510
>Someone honoured my post >>67177244
Thanks bro
>>67180386
First one I ever bought was UFC 60, but I watched the early UFCs with my older brother in the mid '90s and would rent them on VHS from the video store.
>>67180626
gotchu senpai
I'd pay to see young thugga in the 115 pound womens division
>>67180386
ufc 1
never paid for one
>>67175772
Nah the main event at least is good
Konda related, but Remember when Diego Sanchez and those other TUF alumni used to permeate those FN and and spike and fx cards?
>Big foot vs. Struve
And people say the UFC is above freak show fights.
>>67181097
>glass chinlovski
>post usada reem
>5 rounds
wow can't wait
>>67181117
>tfw he didn't do it for her
>>67181126
first punch wins
>>67181214
You can go and watch Clay Guida, then.
Or Demetrious Johnson.
Listening to CME and man does Chad hate zuffa and dana white.
Post BULLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpUL7jwWlcA
heems where
14 hours until EFN
>>67181346
>tfw GOAT Lyoto will never dominate the LHW division
>tfw not only was he undefeated pre Shogun but he had never lost a single round on any judges score card
heem'd sleepy
>>67176457
that fucking nose is not white!!!!!!
>>67181598
>>67181911
Such a good one. Right on the buzzer. Thiago Silva didn't have a chance in heck
>>67178270
good taste lad annie has some good music
>>67181936
she's a quarter native american
>>67181782
so based
>>67178829
here you go bro, a lot of NY niggas tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR0VsbyZxWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAFiZFepEz8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srns7NiO278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMzDoFuVgRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2A-oBHuNwo
>>67179922
What's this about secret stream things?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqXQinJlPsg
couldnt find a video of this in itself, so stole the highlight
>>67182672
can't wait till rumble cleans his clock
>>67182938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luPcXDoJZaI
this desu
young schaub was a monster
>>67183219
fedor esque striking
>>67183219
what a beast
>>67183219
That's his Golden Gloves experience in action right there
brazilian politics are superior to american politics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
>>67183746
American fighters are superior to Brazilian fighters.
Why are all the best/fighters homosexuals?
Best
1.Dominick Cruz (gay little dog,well dressed)
2.JDS
3.GSP
4.DC
5.BJ Penn (please Ariel come to Albuquerque and live with me)
6.Caol Uno
Worst
1.Amanda Nunes
2.Tanya Evinger
3.Dakota Cochrane
4.Takanori Gomi
5.Daron Cruickshank
6.Nick Ring
>>67182224
>Bobby Shmurda
this guy literally wrote a song about his crimes and is probably getting 25 years. good riddance.
>>67183746
not even close. american politics is so much more entertaining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88
>>67183965
>Not having your president breaking up while in office and bringing a shitstorm on himself with his ex releasing a whole fucking book about their relation, then going to see his mistress on a fucking scooter thinking he can be discreet
FRANCE STRONK
what is going on with 4chan, can't fuckign post
>>67184713
not been having issues myself but haven't been posting much either
>>67184713
Stay strong Brazilbro
It's the end of times
WELCOME TO THE SHOW
lads, should i smoke a bowl, yes or no?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10077983
THE TIME IS NOW
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>>67184868
@67184988
It's because of guys like you that our (You)conomy is going down the shitter. You can't just hand them out all willy nilly
A Poster must earn them
@67185099
fuck you goof boiii
chimp vanslut lads
>>67185218
That's better now mate, you've earned this one
>>67185392
oh yeah, and mistress t and me on the left
>>67185392
the girl behind miesha is cuter
>>67185392
does he have to be smug all the time?
>>67185608
The one you can't even see half of or the shemale ?
Has anyone else noticed that brazilian female fighters have a clear cut "tranny line"? Above the line, they're distinctly feminine, but below the tranny line, they're the spitting image of a bluelight district window worker, voice included. Is there a particular steroid that has this distinct effect?
>>67185712
can you do an example with Jose's wife
>>67185712
Fascinating. Please do more research. I'll promise you a grant of more (You)s if you do.
>>67185712
Don't talk shit about Claudia m8
I'll fite you
>>67185392
what kind of exotic animal does Tate look like lads, I'm thinking leopard
>>67185796
Would you suck her penis
>>67185712
but all female fighters are like this to some degree
they are the most in-your-face proof possible that every single fighter is roiding
>>67185796
no you won't go to sleep lad
>>67185712
now this is the type of autism I can get into
>>67185849
no doubt Claudias clit leaks some semen type fluid
What I lived and learned from this fight, will be unforgettable! Every single fight we learn more. I've learned the wickedness of the judges! After reviewing my fight several times, I always see myself as the winner, but I respect the judges decision but for sure, I'll ask for a rematch. Yesterdsy I received my entrance video, and that filled me with pride and gave me even more certain that I love what I do. I'm crazy to fight again and I promise, I won't leave it to the hands of the judges, I won't relive that moment again. #ufcbrasil #ufctampa #ufconfox19 #bethecorreia @UFC @ufc_brasil @seanshelby @danawhiteufc .....
>>67185988
yeah because it is soaked with my cum
>>67185988
So?
>>67175502
>the records of a ped user
Invalid
>>67185796
Here, I did one for Claudia just for you.
>>67185743
But she's not a fighter, just a typical faveloid.
>>67186173
she used to be a fighter
>>67186157
>the posts of a shortbus rider
>>67175797
No, that's a clit dick because of her increased levels of testosterone.
List three Bellator fighters that could make a flashy UFC breakthrough:
1. Koreshkov
2. MVP
3. Chandler
>>67186217
>>67185743
Ah, well that explains why her line is so high. There definitely appears to be a correlation between amount of steroids taken and the height of the line, as further demonstrated in >>67186173.
>>67185847
sexy cat
btw lads, I'm smoking anyway so fuck u mudderfukers who answered no
i like this meme
>>67186341
MVP is basically a felder/cruickshank
flashy enough for the show, not technical wnough to break
minakov
koreshkov
brooks
bellator's top 3, in any division, can compete with ufc top 10-15.
cerrone>alverez>pettis>melendez<alverez<cerrone<pettis<barbosa<cerrone
>>67186066
Bethe is literally just a walking ass, I would rather fuck Raquel 2bh, and I love ass
>>67186537
Raquel is a underated qt
>>67185876
commas you goof
Reminder that Claudia is a trans-pioneer and a real hero.
>>67186596
>>67186537
You two are literally fucking gay. Raquel has the body of a 16 year old guy.
it is what it is guys, you know?
>>67186537
>>67186596
the only hot lesbian in the UFC
>>67186651
this
>>67186659
we'll figure it out goofs
>>67186651
youre gay buddy, you literally fap to shemales I bet. Raquel is qt and has the body of an athletic woman
>>67183219
legitimately the worst boxing ever
>>67183219
ronda-tier my sides
>>67183219
One could almost say Duffee-esque, Joe.
>>67186312
can't stuff the buff
>>67186341
>Koreshkov
>>67186533
>koreshkov
Just how good is Koreshkov? Top 10 material? Top 5?
>>67187040
Benson is small for the division, but I'd guess Koreshkov would be at least top 5 in the UFC.
Do you think the August conference will result in downward elbows being allowed?
>>67187128
Err, wrong attached image.
>>67186795
I don't know which one of you this was but whichever one of you is Adan you're a sick freak.
What happens to Luke after he loses to Chris?
>>67187400
Beats up the rest of the division until he gets his rubber match
nighty night
>>67187040
him and askren i'd give even odds against tumenov, nelson or saffiedine
they could be top 5 material
>>67187400
>chris winning
tip top doongly kek
>>67187544
>>67187577
Long Diaz is long
are we pretending again?
>>67185847
>I'm thinking leopard
Why is this so funny to me? I just saw this for the first time kek you bastard
>>67186893
looks like my oneitus desu
>>67188111
your what?
>>67188131
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>67175935
>that Travis phone call with Ronda
>>67188131
kek
>>67188132
*oneitis
my bad
>>67175935
>I AM A CHAMPION
B A S E D
So how long until the new thread? It's LITERALLY around the corner guys, come on.
>>67175935
Reminder that Travis Browne was a married man
>>67175935
>High out of my mind.jpg
>>67186907
Nope.
That would be Igor Vovchanchyn vs Enson Inoue
Made a webmaster
guys how good is Miocic
can he beat my boy Werdum? im afraid
>>67188561
i remember this. weren't people pissed as fuck at thiago afterwards?
>>67188561
Literally emasculating another man
OFFICIAL WORST NUTHUGGERS POWER RANKINGS
1. Conor nuthhugers
2. GSP nuthhugers
3. DC nuthhugers
4. Machida nuthuggers
5. BJ nuthuggers
>>67188485
100 posts m8
>>67188485
/ngannou/ pls lads
>>67188619
>no Fedor nuthuggers
189er detected
mm streamin
>>67188590
A tiny bit, but mostly just talk about how Vera needed to hang em up
>>67188700
literally who cares, give me his so i can heem his ass
>ngannou posters
Jesus
>>67188681
>Speaking of which....
>>67188767
Haven't been coming to heem a lot these past few weeks. Kek did this really become a thing?
>>67177903
>liberal bias
top kek. reality has a liberal bias, m8. there's a reason the smartest people in sciences and liberal arts all lean left
So I guess this didn't happen as w-we all thought.
>>67188854
It's one guy forcing it.
Last webmaster. How much does a broken nose hurt on the scale of broken things?
>>67188905
Mine didn't hurt at all, or bleed weirdly enough. Just like a pressure feeling like it was being squeezed.
>>67188900
ngannou
>>67185608
I actually thought the same thing the first time i saw this. She is beyond wew tier.
>>67188131
would any else bang schaub's ex?
i would she's pretty hot
>>67188561
How would one go about making GOOD webms on a Mac? I've tried for fucking ever and it usually takes me 5 tries to get the file size right. Even then it's still shit quality.
>webm related
>>67188854
It got pretty wild. As a derivative of cuckposting, it was pretty much guaranteed to start a flamewar. So people kept doing it. A very effective "controversy meme" - low effort post which provokes high effort angry responses. Like Conor says, very E-fficient. I blame UK for starting it.
>>67188561
post vera's nose afterwards pls
>>67188984
I would bang Lena Dunham at this point, lad.
first for /jeff/
also we should definitely ban the one French poster he is a super autist
>>No.67170993 kekekekekekkekekekek
>>67188485
Did rousey jump in the water right after and show that croc how it's done?
>>67189066
Never understood this mentality. Either I'm fucking a girl who's attractive or it's nothing. Then again, that might explain why I don't get laid all that often.
>>67189115
rewd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9zCgPtsups
N G A N N O U
>>67189199
>Ie I'm cumming everywhere-man
>>67189250
>le unaesthetic roidmonster
Alright all of you N G A N N O U posters, we've got less than 60 posts left in this thread. Make shit of it while you can and don't drag that cuck shit into the new thread.
>>67188994
Yours looks pretty decent for a 30 second webm - things get pretty rough in webm land past about 15 seconds.
On GNU/Linux, or as I've taken to calling it, GNU + Linux, I use ffmpeg two pass encoding - generally this will get me in under the filesize limit, unless there's too much going on.
What application are you using?
Here's the last long webm I made, and you can see it's pretty grimy. Maybe there's another level of webm knowledge out there, maybe some colour profile optimisation or something...
>>67189195
The face of a man beaten down and oppressed by his preacher's daughter wife.
His eyes are deeply concerned, almost screaming 'help me...'
>>67188800
fedor is god. delete this, swine
>>67189293
>implying
Good times. @brucebufferufc @jeff.kirkpatrick
https://www.instagram.com/p/BExUY_8p0IO/
>>67188800
what's wrong with beating on cans for money?
>>67148732
Am I reading this webm correctly?:
>go for super tactical body jab
>get kneed in face
>spread legs and wait for diaper to be changed
>>67189391
> body jab
Shit
>>67189271
Shut up. If he landed on punch with his massive arm on your shoulder he's shatter every bone in you arm. One punch and your chin and he'd put you in a coma. Not a cookie cutter like you.
>>67189371
Nothing. Faggots just want to hate on someone making money and providing their family with a good life.
>>67189408
Used to be the best jab, before the Jab to the Thigh was discovered
>>67189316
what about here?
>>67189359
based jeff
>>67189298
I've tried all of the """webm""" maker applications and they're all shit. I can't control anything, the size, the resolution, nothing. So I've been making short clips and then running them through Firefox's FireFogg. It's a tedious task and frankly posting them without audio is kind of pointless when one doesn't have a simple program so I stopped making them.
>webm related
Has anyone ever started a /HEEM/ thread on /gif/ or /wsg/ and posting there with audio? I remember when Conor ko'd Aldo some were linking the clip of Rogan saying how Aldo looked different post USADA. I'd post there if that were the case.
>>67189461
>glasschin post usada mendes
kek
>>67189416
>Nothing. Faggots just want to hate on someone making money and providing their family with a good life.
>Who is Bob Sapp?
>>67189513
h-he'll be back right?
So are we all hating on this chick now? I just finished watching episode two and it seems like the Ronda-on-TUF effect has begun.
>b-but the editing was all wrong
I stepped up my kettle bell training! Where you at @rlhandley & @pit_master #kettlebells #kettlebellswings #kettlebelltraining #minesbigger #mma #mmatraining #hardcoreworkout #ufc #warabsolute #pitohana
https://www.instagram.com/p/BExNcoHQN6G/?taken-by=courtmcgeemma
>>67189587
Holy shit, someone actually stands there typing up all of those hashtags?
>>67189587
>all that functional strength
He'll be an ABSOLUTE MUNSTER when he returns to the octagon
>>67189579
if you weren't hating her before tuf you're a faggot
coalburning goblin cunt
>>67189616
I'm sure we do weirder things on 4chan and don't even think about it
All this Ngannou shitposting is working, I hope he gets KO in his next fight
>>67189579
Think she'll get some boos when she walks out for her title fight against Claudia "The Tiger" Gadelha?
>>67189625
this, fuck that canklet muh precious looking bitch
>>67189625
Holy shit, did I strike a cord?
I just liked her fighting style. I didn't hate or love her before TUF but now I'm leaning more towards dislike. If she continues like this I'll actually have to root for a Brazilian this time around.
>>67189678
>We'll be able to watch the ngannou meme die before our eyes
Can't wait
All McGoobers memes are dead.
>mcgoat
choked to death by Nate
>I run da show
Cucked to death by Dana
>>67176387
>Weidman
>Werdum
>Wonderboy
>Sanchez
>>67176491
How did Jouban get so high on your boylist?
>>67177185
1 day you may
>>67189688
nah nigga claudia is just the goat straw weight and joanna is ugly as fuark but virgins around here thought that nasty whore is attractive? fuck outta here
>>67176387
>Lawler
>DJ
>Nate
>Sanchez
>>67176387
Nate
Hunto
Anderson
Werdum
NEW: >>67189793
>>67189775
schuab > ngannou
>>67189801
>21 early
please find your way to my left so i can perma heem you
>>67178166
>Confuse the masses, right babe?
https://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk?t=57s
Will commence heeming of this thread
>>67189854
good luck friend
>>67189822
better than normal
>>67189847
im a weird dough
what the heck em i doin ere?
>>67189880
>better than normal
come on m8
>>67189899
>I don't hank based jesus
>>67189916
Fluke submission desu
Chisea was getting beaten both standing and on the ground, but Dariush gave him his back
>>67178688
Nice one bro.
>>67189943
nah man, Chiesa is just on the rise.
>>67189962
Oliveira is an underrated featherweight
>>67189983
He gets the proper praise. Rogan sucks him off every chance he gets, but he's not underrated though. Just look at his wins and losses.
>>67190026
>HE'S FUCKING GREASED MAN!
>>67190035
>a lightweight turned welterweight, two veterans, and a future champ
not bad losses as all
>>67189916
chiesa should try welterweight. see how he does.
>>67189983
Absolutely. Love watching him fight. Real shame he suffered that strange injury against Holloway...
>>67175419
>fucking Quasimodo
>>67189711
I've inadvertently seen every one of his fights since his debut. And it's kinda cool that a male model decided to become a fighter, and he's out there savagely heeming people.
>>67187400
Maybe he gets a trilogy fight at MSG.
>>67177400
>Daniel smiles nervously.
>It's his first day at a new school and he makes eye contact with resident chad Jon "BBC" jones.
>>67190521
losing is the best thing for rockhold, because the brazil nuts don't sell, and whitaker, brunson, bisping and hall are too far away from shots, moose is just
trilogy is the best fight mw can have right now
>>67190566
new thread
>> 67190820
efn starts soon boys
>>67175458
BASED ROSE
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>>67177781
only for potato niggers
>>67175900
HGH
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