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First for a Blues win tomorrow.
Second for /hm/.
Execute all Australians.
>>67193208
Autism
First for execute threadcunts
>>67193175
Exquisite OP
Simply perfect
Landers to come from behind to win it all
Why are Scots so genetically gifted? Look at that physique.
wait.. test
is there any yurop rugby on 'tonight'?
>>67193255
Deep fried mars bar diet
>>67193271
Treviso are playing Connacht in a game that is being described as 'happening this weekend'
>>67193255
It's just not fair
>>67193271
Munster v. Edinburgh playing, winner will qualify for Europe
Glasgow will forcibly sodomise Zebre until they can't move
>New Zealand has won 3 world cups
The following players were unavailable for selection due to injury:
Tyler Ardron - Knee
Lloyd Ashley – Knee
Dan Baker - Shoulder
Ashley Beck – Knee
Gareth Delve – Ankle
JJ Engelbrecht – Ankle
Ma’afu Fia – Toe
Jeff Hassler - Shoulder
Dafydd Howells – Hamstring
Paul James - Eye
Alun Wyn Jones - Foot
Marc Thomas - Knee
Justin Tipuric – Concussion
Just fuck my whole squad up.
>if Wales win a single game against New Zealand it will be the greatest moment in their sporting history
>>67193437
The series is literally in the bag for us. I thought we already booked this months ago when the NZ replacements for the retired guys are poo.
>>67193411
>Ospreys literally have no chance of making the top 6
COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP AHAHA
>Last win against the All Blecks
2015 - Australia
2014 - South Africa
2012 - England
2009 - France
1953 - Wales
Never - Everyone else
>>67193481
Course there's a chance if munster or edinburgh lose both their last games (probably edinburgh because they have to play munster and blues)
Scarlets ain't looking too hot either.
>>67188215
>>Friday 29 April
>19:35 Chiefs v Sharks Yarrow Stadium, New Plymouth
>23:05 Force v Bulls, nib Stadium, Perth
>>Saturday 30 April
>17:15 Blues v Rebels, Eden Park, Auckland
>19:35 Highlanders v Brumbies, Rugby Park Stadium, Invercargill
>21:40 Reds v Cheetahs, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
>>Sunday 1 May
>3:05 Lions v Hurricanes, Emirates Airlines Park, Johannesburg
>
>5:10 Stormers v Waratahs, Newlands, Cape Town
>TBC Jaguares v Kings, José Amalfitani Stadium, Buenos Aires
>BYES: Crusaders, Sunwolves
>>67193175
Here is the game shit from the last thread you retard. I didn't watch any games because I was out drinking so I don't know the scores
What went wrong?
>>67193573
/rug/ needs more green chimpanzees
Reminder if you have an italian team in your last two games of the season you should off yourself. Just have a free 5 points.
Oh shit the force 'game' is already 20 minutes in
>>67193588
I just switched over from the Food Channel. Might switch back for man vs food
What went wrong??
>farce
How do you view your head to head on your phone? I don't see an option for it?
Fuck I'm a noob at this tipping shit
Did I win my h2h did I get the right score for my tip?
>this one memer
>>67193605
Sorry sis, you lost
>>67193614
Name and shame that cheeky cunt. GrandPersis is going for absolute glory or total humiliation.
>>67193619
I think I might have. Picked the Chiefs by 8. Should have stuck to my guns and picked them by 3 like I normally would but last week made me think it would be a bit more of a thrashing and by last week I mean when the blues played them
>>67193614
Performance so far (one game in)
>>67193605
I don't know who you are girl
>>67193684
My totally not ironic name that is super serious is "Kiwi_swag"
>>67193684
Also chur for sharing mate. Have never figured out how to see it on my phone
>>67193534
lol no, you need to overtake BOTH Munster and Edinburgh to get 6th
Jesus Christ British commericals are terrible.
Reminder that Rhodesia have beaten the All Blacks but Ireland hasn't. A country that doesn't even exist anymore.
>>67193809
Well we're just gonna take one game at a time, the squad is looking good and we've trained well this week. Hopefully we can put in a good performance for ourselves and the fans for the end of the season push.
>>67193848
As have Llanelli
>>67193875
Thanks for your time Alun, commiserations on missing out on Europe
Idea to reduce the amount of penaltyball
remove kicking tees from the game
or
Reduce all non-dangerous scrum offences to free kicks
GrandPersis here. If you want to laugh at me do it now. Doing a suicide soon.
>>67193920
All I'll say is: why?
>>67193905
You have to dropkick pens or just get someone to hold it?
>Reduce all non-dangerous scrum offences to free kicks
Think that would just lead to shitter scrums
>>67193848
Is there any comprehensive list anywhere of all of the midweek matches that New Zealand have lost on tours? I want to post it next time I see a Munster fan spouting shite.
>>67193937
Thought the Force were due a win and that the Bulls were overrated.
>>67193951
>You have to dropkick pens
this
>Think that would just lead to shitter scrums
I dunno, because you'd have packs actually competing for the ball rather than trying to force penalties.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/ceo-michael-jones-launches-workplace-investigation-into-behaviour-of-stephen-moore-scott-fardy/news-story/6ffdf7d7a41550d6ed712d804809dc54
What could it be? Don't they own a bar together?
Any Britbongs coming to NZ for the Lions tour?
I've got a spare room at my house if you need accomodation.
>>67193979
just force hookers to hook
>>67193984
Michael Jones just being a shitcunt. He tried to claim whistleblower status and continue to operate on the board like nothing had happened.
>Turn on Force v Bulls
>Bulls score a try instantly
For fuck sake
>>67194012
>just force hookers to hook
I dunno about that really, because you should still be able to win scrums with pure muscle. Enforcing straight put-ins, yes. I'd also have the scrum half direct the scrum
>>67193957
Not that I've ever seen.
>>67193979
A weak scrum would just try to get away with infringing all the time
The Force don't deserve to lose by this much
>>67194080
>A weak scrum would just try to get away with infringing all the time
So? Then they concede a free kick and lose territory. The problem is scrums and breakdowns have become exercises in trying to get penalty goals, which should only be a secondary part of the game. Ideally I'd like to see far fewer laws around the ruck as well
>>67193984
>Fardy, a Brumbies board member
Force will be gone from Super Rugby within 3 years
now I'm never gonna get dem bonus points
>>67194115
At least you got the win point
>>67193999
What games you going to lad? I'm going to Blues / Maori AB's / Chiefs / AB's in Auckland x2.
>>67194077
That's a shame. I know a few French and Welsh clubs have beaten them but I need a list of dates and results to assuage my autism.
>>67194132
Best you get cracking then mate --> http://stats.allblacks.com/
>>67193999
What does the room smell like?
>>67193957
The best I can find is this
http://www.sporcle.com/games/georgieburgess/all-blacks-defeats
>>67194153
Imagine a rape dungeon, only rapier.
RUGBY LEAGE
>this is force's 11th season
>only 2 of them were winning seasons
>>67194103
which ones would you get rid of
>>67194191
hugecock couldnt carry them forever
>>67194149
Cheer cuz, that's exactly the sort of thing I was looking for.
Might make a list when I'm finished my exams.
lmao can they do anything right
>>67194192
hands in the ruck and the tackled player must release the ball.
keep the laws about sealing off etc but encourage contest for the ball
>>67194161
>>67194214
Here you go.
>>67194161
>>67194214
>>67194249
I got 118/158 in the time allocated.
>>67194237
>tackled player must release the ball
wut. If you get rid of that, turning the ball over will become pretty much impossible
>>67194249
You got Alpes Selection?
>>67194263
Yeah, I meant to say within a certain time (say a use it call from the ref)
I'm basically just thinking how to reduce the number of penalties and stop the over-officiating
>>67194292
But that's already effectively in place, refs will wait a second or two before blowing a turnover
>>67194271
Old mate Pierre at Le Verre à Soi down in Grenoble wouldn't shut up about it when I was there.
>two players fighting over the consolation try
Why the fuck are we being autosaged?
>>67194161
>>67194249
Well that was an interesting little diversion.
>>67194161
>>67194249
Back to the books now
>>67194378
we're not?
>>67194378
uwot
Posting this again.
Pro 12, Round 21 for anyone interested.
>Friday 29th April
19:30 Benetton Treviso v Connacht, Stadio Monigo
19:35 Glasgow Warriors v Zebre Rugby, Scotstoun Stadium
19:35 Munster Rugby v Edinburgh Rugby, Irish Independant Park
>Saturday 30th April
14:30 Cardiff Blues v Ospreys, Principality Stadium
15:00 Ulster Rugby v Leinster Rugby, Kingspan Stadium
17:00 Newport Gwent Dragons v Scarlets, Principality Stadium
>>67194398
Why the fuck did you try to black out the tabs when you can still clearly read them and the websites aren't even the slightest bit personal or embarrassing
>>67194471
It was a joke about him cheating la
>>67194470
Treviso
Glasgow
Munster
Blues
Ulster
Scarlets
>>67194470
>Monigo
I read that as 'Stadio Mongio' and burst out laughing
>>67194506
I doubt Treviso will beat Connacht but apart from that I agree.
>>67194521
Yea that's how I read it first too.
By the way I'm not sure if the two Welsh games really are being played at the same stadium on the same day, but that's what the pro 12 website said.
>>67194566
double header at the millennium faam
>>67194677
Is everyone in Wales going?
We're being autosaged lads
Uh oh
So what was the greatest ever centre partnership?
>>67195362
Tapuai-Fainga'a
>>67195362
hens and shanks
Brazil x Kenya in 18th of June at Macapá
Winner shall get Hemispheres' Cup (reference to Macapá stadium, halved by equator putting a side in a different hemisphere)
>>67195671
will the game change styles based on which half they're in?
>>67195362
Morrison - De Luca
>>67195761
kek
>>67195362
Riki Flutey & Shontayne Hape circa England 2010
Why are we being autosaged?
>>67195918
this is a shit meme m8
>>67195930
So how come both our posts didn't bump the thread?
And we were autosaged yesterday around 350 posts in.
>>67195918
Page 1 (one)
>>67195945
STOP
>>67195955
We're stuck on page 3 right now.
>>67195988
No we're fluctuating between 1-3. Autosaging would put us way further down.
Tips for tomorrow?
>>67196013
Only if other threads keep getting bumped and created.
>>67196016
fuck, disregard that name
>>67196016
bels
landers
reds
loins
tahs
jags
Just give us the title already
What's this guys story?
>>67196016
Nice name, fag. I see you are too retarded to put your thread title in the subject field, and even more retarded for forgetting to remove it from the name field.
Should just commit suicide desu.
>>67196016
Poos by 24
Whylaanders by 12
Speds by 6
Loins by 14
Stormers by 18
Jaguars by 56
>>67196065
He comes from a long line of ethnic kiwis
>>67196066
only half right. i double up and put it in both name and subject.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/ceo-michael-jones-launches-workplace-investigation-into-behaviour-of-stephen-moore-scott-fardy/news-story/6ffdf7d7a41550d6ed712d804809dc54
> THE Brumbies scandal has taken a dramatic twist with revelations that under-fire chief executive Michael Jones has launched a workplace investigation into the behaviour of senior players Stephen Moore and Scott Fardy
wut
>>67196044
You aren't going to win.
>>67196196
>>67196044
Has anyone ever won the celtic league back-to-back? I don't recall they have
>>67196223
I think Leinster did it in 2012/13 and 2013/14
Would need to double check tho.
>>67196223
>>67196282
Yea Leinster got to the Final 5 years in a row and won it back to back in 2013 and 2014
>>67196196
How mad will you be when Glasgow crush Leinster in the final?
>>67195761
perhaps
>>67196391
Is Kenya a normal-tier opponent for you or is it biggish
>>67196386
Not that mad considering they'll be crushing Glasgow in their home semi-final.
>>67196440
whatever you say lad :)
>>67196470
Hey, good luck to you tho, hope it's a good game :)
>>67196525
fuck you, I bet you stay silent for the kicker and call the ref 'sir' you fuckken cuck
>>67196525
How could Glasgow defending their title in style ever not be?
>>67196622
Not giving the person beside you a dead arm for talking during a kick.
british posters: do you assume everyone is from your specific country or from england?
>>67196413
Currently Kenya is #28 and Brazil is #37
There's one only match between them played in 2011. Kenya won by 27-25 at Dubai.
>>67197050
You can kind of tell which are which mostly. I like to falseflag a lot when I get BTFO :^)
>>67196192
to summarise
>brumbies have fuck all fans, maybe like 11k average, yet can afford 12 starting wallabies if everyones fit.
>they owned land until recently
>sold their land that was independently valued at 6million, for 10 million.
>sold to the ACT uni which is heavily linked with the club, including a 99 year lease to use training grounds still on the land
>ceo says, hey somethings really fucking fishy with that
>literally calls the Australian Federal Police on his own club
>the board tries to kick him out, but he gets an injunction against everyone, the board, the players, the coach, the ACT uni.
>meanwhile Fed Police are still investigating (and going to pretty hard on it as well)
These are the facts.
Now heres my best guess.
Someone arranged to sell the land at above market rate, and whoever at the uni who Ok'ed it, got a fat brown paper bag full of cash.
The players probably got some cash along the way as well because there is no way a team with that many internationals would be able to stick together with the shit pay they would be getting.
>>67194191
>tfw no drawing seasons
>>67197050
This >>67197213 to be honest,
I'm fairly certain I'm the only Ulster poster tho I could be wrong. You can always tell if they are Scottish or Welsh or English.
>>67194132
It'll be somewhere on Wikipedia.
>>67193848
Didn't the All Blacks lose to Munster?
>It's an awful away kit episode
>>67198752
>>67195362
nonu+smith obviously
I always used to look forwards to seeing mauger+umaga
What are Edinburgh wearing?
Can anyone see the Edinburgh team? I can't see them on the pitch.
>>67195362
G.. BOD ;) and the Dorsh.
>>67199125
Can't see their defence for sure
>>67193684
Lel my face is on 4chins
Treviso pushing Connacht hard...
>>67199493
Umm well they lost.
>>67199581
>Losing to Treviso
>People will unironically claim they can win the title
COULDN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
They actually did it, they lost to Treviso, the absolute madmen.
>backs running to caress the fat smelly props every time they win a scrum penalty
Literally the worst thing in the modern game
HE
COULD
HAVE
DOID
Connacht fans on suicide watch then?
Did they have their youth team playing or has the west just fallen asleep again?
>>67196016
gonna cheekily tip the rebels this week lads
>Glasgow 70
>Zebre 10
>>67200840
>Nakarawa hatrick
You just KNOW it was one of those games.
>>67200840
>Connacht lose to TREVISO
>FUCKING TREVISO
>Glasgow put a record score on Zebre with a B team
Reminder that Glasgow are getting a home semi final and then are winning the whole thing.
>>67200639
delet this.
Why's it so hard to copy paste the fixtures/ scores into the OP?
Isn't making an OP for the community, not the individual?
Why is the OP used as a medium for fucks to try and be amusing?
Why is everyone fucking 19?
>>67201764
Because a lot of our op at the moment are made by /nrl/ fags that are upset we have not been sent to /asp/
>>67201764
Who's 19?
>>67201801
The last one (abandoned) was shitposter Fatt, but this one is just pure laziness.
>>67201824
the cunt who made this shitty OP.
>>67194506
Correct so far
>>67201932
I am literally a GOD m8. Just be glad I didn't sign up for the Super Rugby bru.
>>67201932
how many rounds to go?
>>67201963
This weekend is round 21 of 22
>>67201963
>>67202130
Yep then the play offs.
>>67202186
Ulster
Glasgow
Leinster
Connacht
What order do you think they'll end up?
Thinking of going to bed lads
>>67202577
Catch you later mate
>>67202494
I was going,
Connacht
Leinster
Glasgow
Ulster
Ulster v Leinster in the final
but after Connachts mishap I'm not entirely sure. It could still end up that way.
>tfw unstoppable
The good guys are going to win again
>>67202620
Thanks pal, night
>>67202634
It's all down to the strength and conditioning.
>>67202783
Amazing what the true Arvans can pull off
>>67202623
I think:
1. Leinster
2. Glasgow
3. Connacht
4. Ulster
>>67202892
1. Connacht - 73 points
2. Leinster - 72 points
3.Glasgow - 72 points
4. Ulster - 68 points
My top 4 prediction
>>67202783
It's like chiselled marble
>>67203815
>Connacht
>Beating Glasgow
top kek m8
>>67203837
Based on the way things went today i'd agree that Glasgow should win, but I think the fear of Pat Lam killing them will help the Connacht team to win, it'll be close tho and the losing team will come away with a losing bonus point at least.
Connacht shall commit the crime
went to jim jefferies last night lads.
>>67196016
Poos by 8
Landers by 5
Cheetos by 13
Hurricanes by 10
Stormers by 7
Jags by 10
>>67205438
Based WalkGod
>>67196016
Azuis 23x32 Rebeldes
Highlânderes 35x30 Brumbys
Vermelhos 20x46 Chefes
Leões 19x31 Furacões
Tempestuosos 25x16 Telopeas
Onças 41x23 Reis
>>67205630
Chefes played last night sis. That's the Cheetahs.
>>67196016
Blues 12-
Highlanders 13+
Reds 12-
Hurricanes 12-
Stormers 12-
Jags 12-
Who else going to a mates place and watching the double header with some dinner and drinks?
>>67210239
I'm going to a fancy restaurant with my gf
>>67197404
has australian rugby always been a corrupt den of iniquity?
>that gap between reds-chetohs and loins-canes
>>67210239
Going to reds v Cheetos.
>>67210816
Since 2003.
>>67212814
taking the stripper?
Blues halves better start playing well. Rest of the team has figured it out about time those fags put in a performance
>>67212867
>taking a stripper to your 30 year platinum members seats
Lad.
I hope the next smug cunt who comments "That pass was forward" when they see a video or gif of a try gets acid splashed in their face.
>>67212972
why don't you kick for a draw, after taking a dive you pathetic fuck.
>>67213587
Blues have always been the biggest cheats in super rugby from the coaching staff to the players. Only difference now is they used to call it playing"Hollywood" instead of diving.
>>67213307
Well to be fair as long as the ball leaves your hands backwards the pass can travel forward. So they could be saying the truth just that's not a reason to dis alow the try
>>67213781
Thats a funny way to spell crusaders
Bloos-Bels is sooner than I expected
>>67213962
>mfw seeing this SEETHING rage at the most successful team in Super Rugby history
>>67213781
And yet when Kearnsy said this NZ got triggered as fuck and demanded an apology.
>>67214080
Of course, how can you continue blatantly cheating without absolute denial
>>67214054
>hasn't won a title this decade
Dead team is dead
already seven beers deep lads
>>67214117
But >we're gonna win one in three months :^)
>>67214205
cumsaders will choke the final to the landers to be frank lad
>>67214205
Now THIS is a good joke
>>67214121
Might make a protein shake tbqh
Anyone here for the game lads?
what the FUCK should i have for dinner lad
>>67214488
Red Rooster.
>>67214488
vegetarian pizza
>>67214488
Burger fuel
L M F A O
>bloos
KEK
who was the top tier retard who chucked the ball back into play instead of taking touch
fucking blues KEK
>Parkinsons
>>Try to the Rebels already
God damn it Blues
Has anybody got a stream for the Asian Rugby Championship match with Japan v South Korea in 45 minutes?
>>67214716
the fat smelly hooker
Lads what do you think my multi?
>Bulls
>Blues
>Highlanders
>Reds
>Lions
>Waratahs
>Jags
paying $20.23 :^)
>>67214830
gonna give you a cheeky (You) when the poos lose
>>67214830
>Picking the Tahs playing the Stormers at home
Why
>>67193564
thanks, OP should pooicide
>>67214873
watched the stormers play gentleben's reds,wasn't too impressed. also tahs are playing a lot better than they were
>>67214830
Stormers have the easiest draw in the comp, are playing at home, and the ref and tv footage guys are crooked as fuck.
Tahs have no hope of winning.
So far parsons has given away 8 points on his own
ref missed a massive forward pass there
>>67215006
this
Parsons back to -3 points
Hodge the next Mortlock?
>>67214736
try vipbox, they usually have streams for asian matches as well
but why? sounds like almost certainly a one sided belting against the Koreans
Rebs 1v1 tackling has been fucking atrocious
kaino got that mana lads
>>67215101
The Chiefs have already played and I have fuck all to watch until the LEI v MCU football game tonight,
>Blues taking the logical option instead of retarded miracle offload
wut
>>67215101
I'm using livetv.sx and there are no links there. VIPBOX is basically the same website, but with piss poor anti-adblock measures.
Way to telegraph that chip Ihia you wank
FLOODGATES
>this 'tackling' from ellison
Inman when?
>>67215161
>LEI v MCU
>tonight
got some bad news for you lad
>>67214736
its on j sports 4, my usual source doesnt have that channel. its about half time if you wanted to know 30 something nill to japan
Holy shit Ioane
>>67215241
Who is the #4 first five in NZ? I'd put Mo'unga above West. probably one of the most disappointing players this decade
Reds vs Cheetos is on though
>making the blues look good
>>67215253
ops my bad its like 40 nil 30 in
>>67215277
No doubt Mo'unga has been playing better. Ihia just shows occasional flashes he hasn't shown any consistency
>>67215277
Who would make a disappointment XV? Skelton at lock surely
>>67215296
>unironically the best Australian side
>>67215328
basically put the whole waratahs starting scrum except dempsey and holloway
>>67215253
Cannot find any stream but did find some scoring stats on the asiarugby website. No stream though,
>>67215277
1. Soap
2. Barrett
3. Cruden
4. Donald
5. Banks
6. Mo'unga
7. Any other back
8. Any forward
9. the opposition 10
10. Ihaia West
>>67215338
the only australian side i'd feel confident ranking would be force as the worst
>the rebels
JUST
24 Blues 11 Rebels 32 mins in for those not watching
That kick off was pathetic. The fuck were the Rebels doing
>>67215253
Is there even any other team in East Asia that can give Japan an even match?
Joining the Super Rugby competition is a challenge they should've worked for a long time ago
>>67215458
im pretty sure that honkers is ironically the next best team in Asia
>>67215458
The play the island teams a bit internationally but they are not teams you want to play over and over again
>>67215277
Stephen Donald, and if he doesn't count, McKenzie
>>67215369
And he's absolutely SEETHING that the blues are winning.
execute Australian rugby
>Rebels "attack"
I don't know what was worse: those passes or what looked like thigh tattoos
>>67215458
japan easily win the comp each year by playing their A team ( world rugby doesnt give them 'A' status for some dumb reason) in fact i dont thing they've lost a game in a decade. it would be like when australia played in the pacific nations cup except we were allowed to call it an A team
I always think those sideline signs say ASS
>>67215532
BEAVER
why'd rebels even lose advantage
REID
E
I
D
>its a nz kicker keeps the other team in the game episode
>>67215503
Only by virtue of simply being there. I don't think Hong Kong really cares about the sport. I've met a lot of Hong Kong people in NZ and Sydney, half of them are aware of the Hong Kong 7s, and none of them have properly watched a game of rugby
>>67215671
tbeh south korea is better, hkrfu pulled some shifty shit last year and screwed korea over
>>67215671
I figured it just had a strong enough british community to be decent
>>67215671
Score in it right now, and whoever is watching it, could they please stream it via a free streaming service like stream.ly?
>>67215741
half of those were probably from that ioane run
>>67215741
Closer than it should be.
>>67215741
i'm surprised about that handling errors stat, figured rebs would have more
I already hated VTNZ, but after that ad, I wanna fucking firebomb the cunts.
>>67215741
Mitch Inman would have shut down alot of those missed tackles.
Sometimes it pays to have a 110kg inside centre.
>shitzaker
Bonus point try Noice
ree
What a pleasure to see that Cuntabrian faggot Adam Thomson btfo at Eden Park.
>>67215854
>Melbourne reee-bels
Blues 29 - Rebels 18
44 mins
>>67215886
kek
They're opening the field after the game tonight, letting people sift around eith the blues and try some droppies etc. Priddy mean.
Reids dreads slowly morphing into a beehive
>>67215930
I think they do that after AFL games (this entirely based on the few games I went to 10 years ago)
Blues forwards looking good, esp kaino and tuipulotu
>>67215959
they used to do that at every reds game at ballymore. They're too worried about player safety now.
Good ol' Hands in the Ruck Thomson.
what a try
V I S I N I A
just let him walk it in why don't you
>18 at half time
>22 missed tackles already
>>67215982
is there really a safety issue if you let the players go down the tunnel first?
>>67216022
That tackling tho yeesh
>>67216027
It's not called dive grass for nothing
>>67216042
In shitholes like Pakistan maybe.
>>67216042
i thought it was a joke desu
>>67216055
Mangrab.
>Meehan on, stirzaker off
Rebels comeback incoming
CUM
>Colby
Who tf names their kid after a mild cheese?
>>67216130
(Me)
>poos
>pooipooplotu
>that run away try
Just kill both these teams 2bh
>>67216179
>calling your twins Saia and Colby
Both of those tries were courtesy of fucking tuipolotu
>>67216211
Colby isn't a twin
>>67216211
The twins are saia and Anthony, Colby the younger brother
>>67216211
Not a gouda idea
Blues had the bonus point TWICE
>>67216219
>>67216228
ugh
one islander name
one made up name
one boringly plain name
>not calling your twins goatvid and hugecock
>>67216262
it's the rule with rugby twins, one has a normal name, the other a fucking weird one
See: Sias and Robert Ebersohn
Fucking nice kick you useless fuck
>30 missed tackles to 9
>Somehow still in the game
>>67216231
I dont give Edam
TENSE FINISH LADS
>>67216302
I know blues have missed at least 2 conversions and 2 penalties
REFBALL
>the boos
miring jewbears aesthetic as fuck arm motions
>ree-bels
TY based jewbear
might have another lads
Who's playing next?
I can't tell because THERE'S NO FUCKING INFO IN THE OP YOU USELESS CUNT
>>67216383
Lowlanders v Bumboys
>>67216383
execute all who don't put comedy team names in the OP.
>>67216396
Ooh should be a goodie
>>67216383
read
>>67196016
then subtract or add 2 hours for whatever passes for your local time in Hobbiton
Parsons looks like Pugsley Addams.
>>67214859
:^)
>>67216404
"""comedy""""
>the captain of the rebels, the best team in australia, is a pom
you CANT make this shit up
>>67216404
Just some nice, normal, neutral info would be nice. OPs shouldn't really be an outlet for you fucks to try and be funny imo
GOATlanders in 30 lads
crack open another
>>67216484
>THICKcock back after 3 weeks of rest
prepare your anus
>>67216467
he's a south african
>>67216484
just opened a black dog brewery saison lad.
BRUMBIES
1 Allan Alaalatoa, 2 Stephen Moore (c), 3 Ben Alexander, 4 Rory Arnold, 5 Sam Carter, 6 Scott Fardy, 7 David Pocock, 8 Ita Vaea, 9 Tomás Cubelli, 10 Christian Lealiifano, 11 Joe Tomane, 12 Matt Toomua, 13 Tevita Kuridrani, 14 Henry Speight, 15 Aidan Toua
Reserves: 16 Josh Mann-Rea, 17 Scott Sio, 18 Leslie Leulua’iali’i-Makin, 19 Jordan Smiler, 20 Jarrad Butler, 21 Michael Dowsett, 22 Andrew Smith, 23 Nigel Ah Wong
HURRICANES
1 Reggie Goodes, 2 Leni Apisai, 3 Jeff Toomaga-Allen, 4 Blade Thomson, 5 Mark Abbott, 6 Brad Shields, 7 Ardie Savea, 8 Victor Vito, 9 TJ Perenara (c), 10 Beauden Barrett, 11 Julian Savea, 12 Ngani Laumape, 13 Vince Aso, 14 Cory Jane, 15 Nehe Milner-Skudder
Reserves: 16 Ricky Riccitelli, 17 Chris Eves, 18 Loni Uhila, 19 Vaea Fifita, 20 Callum Gibbins, 21 Jamison Gibson-Park, 22 Otere Black, 23 Willis Halaholo
the STATE of the post above me
>>67216544
>the state of (you)
Why is /rug/ so dead right now?
>>67216569
we're all in superior /afl/
>>67216569
Early NZ games.
Probably pick up for Reds v Cheetos.
>tfw no kiwi streams so have to listen to UK "analysis"
>>67216569
so drunk if fell of my chair and have been unable to post for several minutes lad
>>67216590
Stream it on Foxtel Play
>>67216590
>not liking Fitzy and Lynagh struggling to pronounce and remember the names of the players
>>67216544
>Reserves: 17 Scott Sio
the fuck is he on the bench for?
>its a jeff wilson stares at nothing episode
wew Speight is alive
>>67216671
>speight
>back just in time for the highlanders
Is this poetry lads?
>Highlanders play in invercargil rather than their hermetically sealed hug box in Dunedin
>it's raining and they're going to have a shit game
Can the highlanders recover from losing 3 in a row?
He isn't actually back the team is just wrong
Highlanders vs Aquis Brumbies – 30 April 2016, Rugby Park Stadium, Invercargill
Starting side
Allan Alaalatoa
Josh Mann-Rea
Ruan Smith
Tom Staniforth
Sam Carter
Scott Fardy
David Pocock
Jarrad Butler
Tomás Cubelli
Christian Lealiifano (c)
Robbie Coleman
Matt Toomua
Tevita Kuridrani
Nigel Ah Wong
Aidan Toua
Reserves
Robbie Abel
Scott Sio
Leslie Leulua’iali’i-Makin
Lausii Taliauli
Rory Arnold
Jordan Smiler
Joe Powell
James Dargaville
>>67216726
which is worse, the first name Leslie or his fucking last name
>>67216726
>Leulua’iali’i-Makin
Highlanders: Ben Smith (co-captain), Jack Wilson, Malakai Fekitoa, Rob Thompson, Patrick Osborne, Lima Sopoaga, Aaron Smith, Liam Squire, Shane Christie (co-captain), Elliot Dixon, Alex Ainley, Tom Franklin, Josh Hohneck, Ash Dixon, Daniel Lienert-Brown.
Reserves: Greg Pleasants-Tate, Craig Millar, Siua Halanukonuka, Joe Wheeler, Dan Pryor, Fumiaki Tanaka, Hayden Parker, Matt Faddes.
Is Leslie Leulua’iali’i-Makin white?
>>67216772
No.
>>67216772
He's certainly trying to be.
>>67216772
>Leslie Makin is it?
>yes sir
>>67216803
Didn't realise hillary had such jakked arms 2bh.
stream?
>>67216772
UNIT
>>67216809
http://www.crichd.tv/update/skys5.php
>you will never stand out on a rainy Invercargill night in a breezy kilt playing the bag pipes
>>67216759
>born: Auckland, New Zealand
> last of the mohicans
good choice lads ;____;
>>67216823
this stream is more real time than foxtel go
wheres Moore?
fekitoa looking good
>>67216850
in jail for fraud
>>67216850
he cant play any moore
BOOMFA
thats like the fourth time Poomua has done that this season
Just finished dinner sissies. At a fancy cocktail place now.
>>67216803
>Lifelong Kingsholmer
>Can't unsee image.
Nice """"stadium"""" you have there, Poo Peeland
Literally GIO in Canberra is better than this joke
why aren't the cumbies playing in white
>>67216917
why do Australians need to have big stadiums? Can't you appreciate a comfy provincial ground?
>>67216917
>building a stadium on a beach and turfing over it with rollout
>>67216938
over-compensating
>>67216917
This "stadium" serves a town of 40,000. I'd be pretty shocked if it wasn't as good as a stadium in a city much larger, much more relevant and much less filled with inbred rednecks.
>not too bad there
>I think a warning
- Justin Marshall, 2016
>its not a question of slipping up
>clearly slipped up
bit harsh
deserved imo pretty reckless
>>67216936
i've noticed that teams just take one strip when they go on overseas trip
>>67216988
its even worse since the colours on the scorebar are opposite
>>67216964
>Dunedin has a professional sporting team
jesus H christ, Canberra is literally considered an irrelevant country town. I have no idea how >we even have teams.
Dunners is like Tamworth-tier
fucking bogans get your fucking head in
why are Bumbies passing behind the player?
>>The Cardlanders
Highlanders look terrible. Should be taking pointers from the Blues on attacking rugby.
>>67217008
This isn't Dunedin. This is the only Landers home match that isn't being played in Dunedin m8.
>>67217008
>i know nothing about geography or super rugby
this game is in Invercargill mateo, Dunedin has a pretty decent covered stadium
>>67217030
I know, Dunners is the one with the meme indoor ground
I mentioned Dunners because it is the usual homeground
>>67217030
they havent got much possession so far
>>67217008
Know your stuff.
shit game
>>67217004
yeah pretty bad. the brumbies logo is just an outline of a horse, kek.
do you know who the bulls are playing? even if they play the reds they'll be wearing their away strip which they wore against the force
>>67217053
you should feel right at home then
>lellelfano
Nu fag coconuts like Fatvea and Fukitoa are constantly fixing their hair. All fucking game. If they play for the ABs it should be compulsory military haircuts.
just about to compliment fekitoa and he does that
>fekitoa
>>67217056
they're playing the brumbies (so this isn't even a tour for them, just one game) and the tahs
>>67217053
Shit teams.
Landers tight 5 getting exposed
Imagine being a NH rugby supporter.
>>67217053
Damn right.
They should have been watching the match in Salford.
>worst carter
>>67217048
>>67217036
I apologise for not having an indepth knowledge of all the irrelevant towns in the irrelevant part of the irrelevant island in an irrelevant country
>>67217124
literally seething
>>67217106
>We're as g-g-good at r-rugby as you guys, I swear!
not down
No try.
no try
>>67217132
NH teams will probably be better than both AUS and SA by the next World Cup
try? no
>forgetting to put the ball down
>people want Osbourne in the ABs
cubasedi
>>67217124
Lel stay mad
> osbourne
>fans booing the ref for calling no try
>at a ground with no big screen
Why do kiwis hate refs? Pretty disgusting 2bh. Highlanders should be penalised for it.
>>67217144
No,>>67217144
they don't.
>>67217141
Fucking hope so ias (in all seriousness). 2015 was fun, but another WC of complete SH domination would be boring
the reds would have easily won the AC if they'd fired graham last year
>>67217166
>someone saved my WC shoop
:)
>>67217174
dunno lad, they're struggling to close out games.
why is this game so bad if the Basedbies are trying to attack so much?
I blame Pooren Shit
>>67217166
Dw they'll rig it next time so 3 end up in the same half of the bracket
>>67217166
2019 will be the dawn of Georgia's dominance
>>67217195
hopefully someone new makes its out of the pool
japan hopefully
>>67217176
It was prime shitposting material tbqhl you ought to be proud
>>67217195
RWC 2019 predictions
1. Georgia
2. Argentina
3. Japan
4. Wales
>>67217219
>no Fiji
>>67217218
Mum said I did well.
>>67217233
i bet its way up on the fridge
>>67217219
>Wales
>beating the USA in the quarters
We need a Hemispherical Cup.
6N champs vs RC champs.
>>This game so far
It better be as wet out there as they claim. No other way to excuse the amount of unforced errors and mis-passes
>>67217086
tahs? but that means the bulls will play 3 aus teams (bulls played force last night)
>>67217258
looks pretty greasy
>>67217265
said the same thing about your mum's moot
based aaron
>>67217262
yes
>tfw Aaron Smith will never scream "hold it" into your fat smelly ear
That clean out looked pretty bad, no arms
>>67217233
>tfw my mum hates all my memes and calls me a Reddit-loving cuck
There's no end to it
>>67217255
We need elite and muscular 10 Nations like in Rugby 06
>>67217255
already scheduled for June or 3rd of December whichever edition you want
>fekitoa plays first receiver and immediately throws a forward pass
>>67217295
thought so too
>>Aaron Smith literally barking orders
If Smith is the site foreman at where I work, we can get through 2 day's work in one day
>>67217304
Dragon punch the bitch in the tits.
please dont fucking cross kick it
>>67217315
I'm literally the foreman of /rug/
>>67217315
>site foreman
back to /nrl/ with you
BASED SOAP
A TRY
>>67217337
Is the site radio tuned to Triple J?
TROOOYYY
Smiths pass is so good its unfair
>>67217337
The foreskin perhaps.
GOAToaga showing his superiority over Pooden and Poorrett
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIMA
SOOOOOOOPPOOOOOOOAAAAAAAGGGGAAA!
finally
Lmao
Australia Rugby on pooicide watch
Can't believe this shit.
I'm out.
>>67217376
>>67217376
>>67217376
NEW THREAD
>>67217376
>>67217376
>>67217376
rugby slags
walkcunt on suicide watch
