>Friday 29 April
Chiefs 24 - 22
Bulls 42 - 20 Force
>Saturday 30 April
Blues 36 - 30 Rebels
19:35 Highlanders v Brumbies, Rugby Park Stadium, Invercargill
21:40 Reds v Cheetahs, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
>Sunday 1 May
3:05 Lions v Hurricanes, Emirates Airlines Park, Johannesburg
5:10 Stormers v Waratahs, Newlands, Cape Town
TBC Jaguares v Kings, José Amalfitani Stadium, Buenos Aires
BYES: Crusaders, Sunwolves
Pro 12, Round 21 for anyone interested.
>Friday 29th April
19:30 Benetton Treviso v Connacht, Stadio Monigo
19:35 Glasgow Warriors v Zebre Rugby, Scotstoun Stadium
19:35 Munster Rugby v Edinburgh Rugby, Irish Independant Park
>Saturday 30th April
14:30 Cardiff Blues v Ospreys, Principality Stadium
15:00 Ulster Rugby v Leinster Rugby, Kingspan Stadium
17:00 Newport Gwent Dragons v Scarlets, Principality Stadium
can i join this community?
my home community of /nrl/ is dying and i'm jumping from the sinking ship
strippers before tippers
Is this the patrician /rug/ thread?
this is the real thread
landers WILL win the cup.
>>67217376
Patrician choice thread here
>>67217474
New Zea - landers perhaps.
a south african team WILL meme their way to the cup this year
>Navy resorting to advertising for officers
RAN on SUICIDE watch
i'm so so scared the canes will lose tonight lads. what can i do to calm myself down?
>>67217478
all good. You stay there.
>>67217482
this is correct.
>>67217482
L O I N S
O
I
N
S
>>67217491
>tonight
>>67217482
better hope not otherwise the government will increase the racial quota
>>67217482
I wish
A Smith on serious GOATwatch
>>67217491
pop an ecky
Heading down to the local Noodle Canteen lads. Want anything?
>Broadspectrum, the corporation that runs the camps on Manus Island and Nauru, has a new owner – and they’ve just announced they don't want any future involvement in the camps.
>It’s an amazing win that could be the final straw for the offshore camps after the PNG government's demand that Manus closes.
>Now we need to make sure that the new owner walks away right now, leaving the PM no option but to #BringThemHere
>Japan play RSA in the U20 world cup
>there's a possibility that Apartheid could be ended a second time
>mfw
>>67217514
a girl to touch my noodle
>>67217528
So that's one Hot Box, and...
>>67217514
honey chicken lad
>>67217503
Question: How many people your age do you know either have or are thinking about leaving South Africa? Do most people generally want to stay or go?
>>67217517
>tfw no prison island in the UK to house our refugees
>>67217514
hokkien mongolian beef is the patrician choice lad.
>>67217503
it won't be the shorks la
>>67217520
literally seething
>>67217478
>>67217548
>loving memes so much that you don't consider Ireland part of the UK
You don't need to worry about triggering them, they're not here.
Smiths ratty form of leadership dragging this team through
superb cleanout
Should Kuridrani be wobs 13? Hasn't been that impressive if I can be honest for one moment (iicbh41m).
>go for the big hit
>miss
kek
HUSBENDO
HUSBENDO
BIN
I
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SMOTH
M
O
T
H
>>67217573
Anthony Fainga'a would have made that hit.
>>67217551
>>67217545
im just here for the /rug/ lad.
>>67217517
Yeah, that's not how it works
The Federal government tenders contracts for security firms to manage the facilities
If the current lot want to fuck off then someone else will be given the contract
FEKIGOATA
FEKITOA
SMITH
Nina or Edwina lads?
>>67217573
Amending this for increasing memetic potential
>go for the big hit
>don't
>>67217548
>what is the the Falklands
>what is Gibraltar
>what is the British Indian Ocean territory
etc etc
Don't confuse having them and being unwilling to use them
Elite and muscular Lima GOAToaga on starting All Blacks 10 watch
>>67217598
>>67217598
>>67217596
fug
>>67217599
they also have the isle of man and wight
jersey as well
>>67217602
nice opinion, dad
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
THUGCOCK
POOCOCK BTFO
>>67217599
>repaying the loyalty of the brave Falklanders by dumping refugees on their doorstep
BASEDvid HUGEcock coming to the defence of unmuscular, unelite backs everywhere.
>>67217632
loyalty? they literally did nothing and got conquered by a bunch of spics
BRUMBACK IS ON
>>67217408
"No."
>>67217569
Kerevi has literally been playing 6 positions by himself every game this season
What went wrong?
>>67217648
Haven't seen a comeback like this since the last time I had some cheeky bum time in the sheds after a game.
>>67217569
Kuridrani is the best defensive 13 in Aus atm, so yes
>>67217654
Kerevi is clearly 13
12 is the bigger problem. Poomua is shit and there isn't anyone else. Maybe move Lelifano across?
AW GET HIM DIXON
>>67217678
Toomua is also fucking off to England next year
>>67217677
That's got to be a 'he bowls a heavy ball' -tier bullshit copout
>>67217677
>best defensive 13
>his lapse literally just gave the highlanders a try
>>67217662
Kek
>>67217662
Will /rug/ ever recover?
>>67217700
Yeah that doesn't matter
Pocock is off next year, Moore is def gone and >we might lose Lelifano and Tomane as well. Those last two will hurt badly.
Speds signing Moore is incomprehensible. They have the best young hooker in Australia and they're signing the 100+ cap Wallabies captain? They're either going to fuck Moore or fuck Ready. It's just dumb.
>>67217705
Kerevi/Folau/Rasolea are worse on line defence
Soap on new ABs first-five watch.
>>67217662
someone post that nrl 'international' thread
> lima chipaoaga
>>67217662
These sissies were slacking off while the foreman was away.
Dont worry I'm back now and I'm considering revoking their radio hauraki privileges
>>67217733
Based goosey.
off to the Reds lads.
Fuck OFF Toomua
>>67217733
>Hauraki
Chalk or fuck off, cunt
>>67217744
almost as bad as u/rugby_league
>>67217767
Crowd qt pics plz.
>>67217769
>we unironically live in an era where toomua is the best 12 in Australia
>>67217767
Did you pay for the season tickets or did they pay you to take them?
>>67217767
I don't get what those mean. How could you be a 30 year member when rugby didn't exist until 95
Brumbies can't score in open play
>relying on set pieces
>>67217767
>those dirty disgusting long nails and dead peeling skin
>>67217783
>forgetting the greatest attacking fullback in the world
>>67217783
There has never been a stronger sign that we should just give up and put all our energy into Rugby League
godtier defence
>>67217399
Anybody have a decent stream?
>20th phase
kek
>>67217798
>no Tomane+Speight
no shit
9. all equally shit
10. foley
11. horne
12. beale
13. kerevi
14. hunt
15. folau
just
>>67217789
You buy the tickets for 30 years...
How do you not get that?
>116 - 23
>>67217825
>hunt
>>67217789
Thick as 2 short planks.
>>67217838
Cheikapoleon has said he's liked the way he's played this season.
>>67217837
literally highlanders defence: the game
>Kuridrani
Kuridrani BTFO
KEK
>all that work
>0 (zero) points
would kill myself if i was a brumbies fan desu
>>67217825
>14. hunt
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>67217854
Literally highlanders kick the ball away after 2 phases: the game
>>Brumbies have gone through 110+ rucks and mauls
>>score a total of 10 points
>>67217870
I'd kill myself if I were Australian.
>>67217875
>17-10
>>67217882
You should probably do it in any event.
>that cheeky cheetohs player in the preview
>>67217677
>>67217721
have a (you)
>the two best teams in the australian conference cant even beat the two worst teams in the NZ conference
Would there be any cosy as fuck people sitting on those houses across the road watching from their window?
>>67217885
20-10*
>>67217898
No one lives in Dunedin
>>67217892
>kuridrani knocks on in attack
>this somehow disproves my point
>>67217890
>implying a brave Kiwi would ever take the cowardly Australian way out
>>67217903
The game is in invercargill you plastic.
Off to the game now lads. Will post a pic when I get there :^*
>>67217908
>your point was that Kuridrani should start for the Wobbs
>Kuridrani is shit
here, have another (you)
>ill just aim for where the wingers foot will be once he leaves it
sopoaga on omniscience watch
>>67217908
>kuridrani rushes out the line and misses his tackle
this does disprove your point
>>67217913
I literally have no idea what that is
>>67217898
Probably meth houses.
>>67217929
what it is is not Dunedin
>>67217935
>The Highlanders are a New Zealand professional rugby union team based in Dunedin that compete in Super Rugby.
>based in Dunedin
know your sport
http://www.chiefs.co.nz/tickets-memberships/tickets-memberships/membership
Sopoaga needs time in the black jersey
Alternate Cruden and Sopoaga at no. 10.
Barrett's will remain sub - heck he always magically score when he comes off the bench in the last 15 minutes anyway so why rock the boat.
reminder
http://www.totalrl.com/rugby-league-world-teaser-dirty-tricks/
>>67217929
Got you covered lad
bit keen there smithy
>>67217959
thanks lad, Kiwis are unhelpful dickheads
>So energetic, so much energy
the state of Marshall
lads
>>67217997
TANAKACHAN ^^
>>67217997
>three minutes of gametime
hi when is the rugby, thanks
>>the Brumbies bus broke down, they all had to come here in cabs
What? What the hell haha!
>>the state of New Zealand coach services
>After this round, the Melbourne Rebels (Lost v Blues, -15 PD) will lead the Australian conference
>>67218030
One of the oddest forms of damage control I've ever seen.
>can of speights in the background
lad
>>67217582
has there ever been a happy shark pepe?
>>67218015
3 minutes of Tanaka is all you need.
Because he's so intense.
>>67218047
Fuck yeah blues, top of the Aus conference
Just walking down caxton st lads.
>>67218057
havent had a reason to make one yet. Maybe when gary gold gets fired.
>>67218080
I don't know where that is but I'm assuming it's full of niggers and Lebs
>>67218083
Plummers dindu nothing
Just put the Dark Horse on.
Somebody keep me updated with the scores.
Cheers big ears.
>>67218090
>in Brisbane
'No'
Scared for the next game - I backed the mighty Free State Cheetahs, but so far I've got every game right which means I'm due to get one wrong.
>>67218097
>Plummers dindu nothing
should of sucked john smit's dick better
>>67218146
Red's performance have actually improved visibly with the new coach, but not that well. Anything can happen though
Pretty weak attendance lads.
Cheeots by 5
>>67218204
JUST
>>67218204
font left milf material. more pics.
>>67218204
Kek.
The Roar get bigger """"crowds"""" then that.
>>67218204
>image.jpg
>>67218204
Bottom left is literally wearing a wedding dress or something.
>>67217545
Not that saffa, but I've got plans in place for leaving, all depends on outcome of upcoming election, we could slide back into civil war desu senpai
>>67217551
DELET THIS
>not slapping the kids hands
cunts, almost all players pull that shit, why? it's not like it's going to affect muhhh focus
>>67218257
This isn't feudal bongland Lord Barrister
>pat on the back for being a fat smelly prop
> this cripple fight
wake me up for lions canes
based cheds
>>67218375
>11am
Get a job you damn NEET
Based Thornie
>>67218438
>working on a saturday
get a life you wage slave
>>67218438
its saturday, im hungover, im a student
> tfw still have two more years of student life
yeah nah not watching this crap
>22 years of age
>looks like he could be my dad
>>67218469
despite being a worthless student, your taste in memes is exceptional.
>have the best young hooker in australia
>sign the australian captain to replace him
>reds fucking over someone's career
>it's a reds win it through the set piece episode
>>67218204
>broncos don't play til tomorrow
>lions don't play til tomorrow
>roar already eliminated
???
>>67218469
Living the dream sis.
I'm lining up a handsome and intelligent law internship for the summer.
>>67218556
Who signed Cameron Smith?
>>67218556
Who had your sister? A bit sad to replace her with your mum.
![Wonder-52-Cheddar-Cheese-Static-Image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1o5zgEW.jpg "Wonder-52-Cheddar-Cheese-Static-Image[1].jpg")
CHEDS
could we be about to see a clean sweep of aus teams?
Lezzie Fartsmelly just dropped another elite truth bomb
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11631081
>>67218749
Will they ever recover?
>>67218759
I don't think it was ever really alive
how did the reds scrum get elite
what are these called in your country?
>>67218831
Billy Slaters
>>67218831
slater
>>67218823
Nick stiles and a strong front row.
>>67218823
Best forward coach in the country, in Nick Stiles.
Bris City won 2 NRC's in a row, including 14 games straight. Sadly their backs haven't made the step up, like their forwards have.
>>67218838
>>67218839
They're called granny greys here in wales kek, apparently they've got shitloads of different names in each country.
>>67218831
We don't have them here.
>>67218873
>>67218831
never seen one before, but wikipedia is telling me its called Slater or (in melbourne) Butcher Boy
Got a hot take for all you guys:
Anthony Faingaa is the Reds best non-Liam Gill player.
>>67218831
that looks like an american cockroach desu
Ours does not look like that
Greg Holmes peaked at the wrong time. He'd be top 3 in his position in the world right about now.
>>67218900
Kerevi Tbh
>>67218900
Mr. Decent
Settle the fuck down Mike, the boys are trying their best.
>>67218900
1 Holmes
2 Ready
3 Kerevi
4,5,6 all the reserve front rowers
then everyone else
Do Reds even use Goromaru? Barely see him play
>>67218964
not really versatile enough to be used as anything but a fullback. and he's stuck behind Hunt whos better at it, and had more experience doing similar stuff in nrl and afl.
>>67218964
no he comes on for hunt in the last 10-20
>>67218913
>>67218923
>>67218957
Kerevi is just a silverback gorilla. No skills but is big. Anthony Faingaa is a true patrician player.
WE
get that cheetohs player in the bin
>>67218964
Not much, I don't think the Reds coaching staff even really decided how they're supposed to use him.
With Tanaka, you know he's supposed to try and be Aaron Smith when the latter is not on the field. It may not be a glorified position but it's a well defined purpose. The Highlanders offensive game is possible because Smith is there, and Tanaka provides the spare tyre
Goromaru on the other hand, I don't know what's going on.
>these kicks
Reds should just knock it on, on purpose and get scrums whenever they're in the Cheetahs half.
> people doubting Fekitoa
Completely outplayed Kuridrani
gonna start at 13 for the all blacks and lead the defensive backline
>>67219051
I was thinking that all game vs stormers and bulls
>>67219061
>lead the defensive backline
>his defence is probably his biggest weakness
GENTLEMEN, THIS IS SHITPOSTING MANIFEST
>>67219088
hes the best rush tackler in world rugby you fucktard
conservative/organisational defense which conrad smith was so good at will come with time and all blacks coaching. its an incredibly difficult position to play defensively and the wales series will ease him into it
>Losing to Treviso
COULDN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>67219115
>hes the best rush tackler in world rugby
>>67219115
>hes the best rush tackler in world rugby you fucktard
>northern hemmys thinking they know shit about rugby
>>67219189
>poopeelians think they know shit about rugby
>>67219115
he has a good work rate but he isnt the best rush tackler
>>67219127
Kick Connacht out of the league and bring back Aironi.
based frisbee enthusiast
>>67219197
Kia ora mate! I didn't know they had the internet in Aotearoa now, fantastic news for you and your village.
JUST FUCK MY BRU UP
>Kerevi dead
J U S T
>>67219202
He's a great player but rush tackling shouldn't be something anyone is known for. Rush tackling is a defensive hail mary play, 90% of the time rush tackling attempts cause breaks for the the attacking team.
>>67219115
Fekitoa hunts down his mark with a primal commitment, but his reading of opposition offence remained as it was before he was called up to the All Blacks.
I feel he's a player more in the mold of Nonu
>8 points total in the last quarter of games in 2016
uh-oh
SAMU kerevi is crying on the sideline lads, seems very distressed. Have they said anything on the telecast?
>tfw no cash out
>>67219281
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
>>67219285
only commentating on the crying meaning it must be serious
>reds' """"fitness"""""
>Gill is better than BASED HOOPER they said
nice discipline fgt
>>67219281
In the NRL that would have been sent upstairs for 4 minutes
>meme kicking
shrekt
Based Peetos heart
GER HIM OFF THAT WERE DIABOLICAL
>tfw a converted try would give me a perfect tip but would make me too nervous these last minutes
>this shithouse ref
TMO stepping in like a boss
>push someone
>yellow card
How has he struck him when his arm is stuck underneath him?
>>67219311
God I hope not, he's been doing great
Fucking hell that's awful reffing, all he did was try and get himself free.
Refballed out of a bonus point s m h
>>67219523
Union needs to sort out how they use video refs 2bh. League do it so much better.
>>67219539
you must be talking about super league because nrl video ref is the woat
>>67219543
time to eat some steak, 3 days past expiry date
well done with some tommy sauce
>>67219523
>All these ABRs literally SEETHING right now.
>>67219563
Highlandgoi is kill sisters
>>67218749
NOT TODAY
>>67219543
I don't watch NRL, can it really be that different?
In Super League the ref makes an on field decision which is then the default if the video ref is inconclusive. After that the on field ref has no say.
>>67219572
Nothing wrong with aged steak. In fact they bump up the price and serve it at fancy restaurants
>>67219563
refballed out of a BP imho
>>67219590
It's all grey and shit but I need the protein.
