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GO PERDS
>>67191468
This is surprisingly accurate.
Stars are winning the cup and there's nothing you or your memes can do to stop it
hockeys lit pham
>>67191499
lmao
>>67191528
>Finnish goaltending
>PONGS
I'm pretty psyched to finally get to watch the Sharks again tomorrow. GO SHARKS!
>analheim boipussies
>mighty cucks
>ever winning a game 7 on home ice
>smoked reindeer
>>67191951
>not liking smoked reindeer
>Get home
>That arena name
I want to die
>>67192061
>mad
>at a fucking pizza
>>67191951
>fork and napkin on right side of placemat
Pizza?
>>67192098
>crust with sauce meat and cheese
>a name for an arena of an extremely successful O6 franchise
>>67192061
At least it's staying with Illitch and not the AT&T Comcast Verizon Bank of America arena. I'm not mad.
>>67192142
Can you imagine if Mike makes the combo mambo song the new goal song.
>>67192160
Not really, but only because the Wings have never been that memey. That's some sunbelt type shit.
>>67192160
holy fucking shit picturing this is too much
>>67192193
>>67192181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh9Oet7GJI
BITE BITE
SIP SIP
>>67192160
lmfao please let this become reality
>>67192181
A FUCKING PIZZA
Instead of faceoff dots, giant pepperonis
>>67192254
Stop anon my sides can't take this
>but I can take a side of a 4 piece tasty crazy bread for the low price of $3.99
>>67192294
Tbf Little Caesar's pizza is the best drunk pizza by far.
>mfw getting a slice of delicious hot-n-ready pizza at the Detroit Marinara Wing game
>mfw the stars win the cup
Huomenta
>>67192372
>stars
>out of the second round
>it's 5am go to bed
>>67192374
Päivää
>>67192389
TSUU
Hand over the memes!
Every day
>>67192380
>salty af hawks fan
https://twitter.com/washcaps/status/725879267830206464
Are you fucking memeing me with this pass?
>>67191951
Damn, that sounds nice. Never had one of those.
>>67192789
If dreams can come true, memes can too
>>67191905
At least they've won a cup, more than your shit team can say
>mfw Laine-Barkov duo in the World Championships
>Laine-Barkov-MiG / Jokinen
>mfw Finns are hyped as fuck about the World Championships
>they don't remember how assfucked we got by the refs in the past 2 tournaments
>making easy money by betting Finland not getting to the final
Thank you based Koibust, you made me a lot of money by joining the team
good morning finland i'm ready for todays memes
>>67193162
Finland is fucking gay.
>>67193199
Leave Suomi alone!
This whole little caesers thing is really dumb. The Red Wings were my go to example of a team with an actual stadium name instead of a billboard
>>67193149
>Tournament in Russia
Refpuck will be epic
>>67192080
Not him, but i prefer it that way as a right-handed person so i can more easily access the fork and napkin.
Why should it be on the left?
>>67192142
I love this excuse. Why the fuck so you care that it's the owner's other company? Does that really smooth the transition from having a non-corporate cuck stadium named after a famous local figure to having a stadium named after a nigger-tier pizza joint?
The mental gymnastics and excuse-making by Wings fans is incredible. Why the fuck would it matter that the billionaire who owns your team happens to own the pizza place? If anything that makes it a jew move.
>>67191951
it's really good tbqh
>>67193497
Are you retarded? There are, I believe, two non-corporate arenas left in the NHL at this point and I don't think there's any in the NFL. That's just how modern arenas are. Stop shitposting and making drama where there is none m8.
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.@FlaPanthers Shawn Thornton says #SpaceyInSpace is retired now that season's over. He may auction original hoodie to benefit his foundation
I think bergeron wins his 4th selke this year. It'll be close though kopitar might edge him out.
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NHL, NHLPA have agreed to expansion draft rules, concpet. Doesn't mean expansion happens but major hurdle cleared, including no move clause
>>67194270
I expanded into your mom last night f a m
>>67194298
Vittuun Vammanen
>>67194310
paskapää
LETS GO BLUES
>>67193803
With memes you win
>>67194306
>>67194316
>>67194359
Barkov confirmed to post at /hoc/
>google NHL draft lottery
>first pic result is dedmonton
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BETTMAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Rags
>Kongs
>Cucks
>Blackcucks
Webm related
Go pizza wings!
>>67194434
Forgot pic
>>67194518
Pizza looks good as fug
>tfw on keto
>>67194518
Now please welcome your team...........
The Detroit Red Hot Chicken Wings!
>>67194573
>meme diets
>>67194573
>meme diets
I bet you're a sunbelter too
>>67194589
>eating the saccharidic jew
>>67194392
I thought the memeland circlejerk would do it
>>67194589
This Jesus Christ. Go to the gym and eat what you want fucking faggots.
The only proper diet is to keep halal
Sure is infidel in here today
>>67194715
would need to pull up some more sophisticated circlejerking than some 10 ppl from /hoc/
I've got a fat fucking dick that has more chance of getting sucked dry than the Cucks have of wining ANYTHING
>go to hershey bears game last night
>they lose in 3OT
>watch pens game on phone and tv during intermission
>rush home to see pens lose in OT
yesterday was not very fun
>good ol Minnesota boy gets a hat trick to beat the evil pens
TYBTJ
>>67194518
Get ready for another deep! deep! dish powerplay folks!
>>67194926
>rooting for hershey
>also rooting for pittsburgh
????????
>>67194938
>TJ """""Hattrick""""" Yoshi
>>67194952
Pittsburgh sports fan but I'm from hershey. The bears used to be with the flyers, avs, pens, wings, lightning, amd the caps so Id be wasting my time if I just liked their NHL team of that decade
>>67194938
He's from Washington though.....
>>67193547
>e-everyone else is doing it
Has zero to do with my post you deflecting detoilet faggot.
>>67194989
he was born in washington, raised/went to school in minnesota
>>67194989
Honorary since he came here during high school.
Went to warroad n won state which probably pissed chubbs off lel
>Viktor Lööv
>plays for the Leafs/Marlies
>the name Lööv derives from the word löv, which is swedish for leaf
>Leaf playing for Leafs
Is it destiny?
>>67195037
>>67195070
Ok then Patrape Kane is Canadian then
>>67195121
>a fucking leaf
>>67195070
lel ecksdee
>>67195132
>leaf in charge of logic
no wonder you elected that cuck
>>67195147
You're a leaf :(
>>67195167
But he played in the ohl tho
>pedosotan logic
>>67195070
So, Toews is minnesotan too?
>>67195179
he played youth hockey for honeybaked longer than he played in the ohl
>>67195179
Pedesota is just trying to pad their player stats. We all know Oshie isn't a true Minnesotan. He was born in Washington.
>>67195194
Fuck off toes is canadian we don't want him
>>67195208
>mfw hawks would have 0 (zero) cups without him
>>67195217
>>>>>
Wew lad
Give the hawks any #1 c to replace him and they'd be fine
Reminder that the only reason the Predators advanced is because of massive refpuck
>>67195217
>23 (twenty three) years and Canada still has 0 (zero) cups
>>67195227
(you)
>>67195240
And lack of scoring from the analslime cucks
tfw no panthers gf
>>67195240
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67195208
Lmao, Oshie isn't minnesotan
>>67195246
Thank you for your fantastic analysis John Johnson
>>67195227
>kadri
Is this our year?
>>67194813
t. Pedosota
>>67195203
And oshie played in Seattle for ten years
>>67195271
The moment you think that it is will be the moment they lose. So keep your hopes as low as possible
>>67195262
I'm not a pedostan either I just don't want canadians lumping toes in with americans like they always try to
>mad at Minnesotan scoring
>>67195271
I dunno if it is or not, but that's definitely my new gf.
tfw spee will never ever cease to be mad at the kings
is Bettman on suicide watch?
>>67195324
>getting swept in 1
>>67195298
If you don't want Toews to be minnesotan you can't clam Oshie tbf
>>67195350
I just fucking told you I'm not the pedo that said he was
>you can only post if your team has won a stanley cup
>pedosotans trying to move young boys across state lines
WEW
E
W
>SAP
Daily reminder that all non original 6 teams are completely and utterly irrelevant.
>>67195364
that you did
>>67195366
senpai
>>67195388
I get it now. Canadians think the team that loses gets to move on, thats why they all lost in the regular season
>>67195392
But the o6 teams are all shit and irrelevant??
?????
>>67195407
DUDE
IF YOU LOSE
YOU WIN
T.cuckdeau
>>67195392
>rags
>>67195431
Burgers sure love to /pol/ post
>>67195319
>canada out
>rags out
>chiraq out
>kongs out
How is he not?
>>67195456
>being literally this mad at sandwiches
>>67195456
Gets boring winning all these cups
>>67195481
He still gets to ruin the draft by giving Edmonton the first pick.
>>67195485
>celebrates other teams success
That's really embarrassing anon.
Is there a state more cucked than Pennsylvania at the moment?
Will they ever recover?
>>67192833
Nick we know you're Sweedish, you can turn the proxy off anytime now
>>67195492
McDavid needs his Messier.
>>67195509
lmao you said cuck
>>67195518
>implying the 2 autistic betas resemble any modicum of Messiers alpha personality
Did that one anon ever make a cucks elimination collage?
>>67195535
>not sure if you are referring to McMeme and Matthews or Pulju and Laine
If the former, I have to agree.
>>67195553
All of them to be honest. They're good players but don't even come close to the leadership Messier provided.
>>67195568
>yfw Pulju makes a Lays potato chip commercial
>>67195568
Laine actually had his "guarantee" of sorts in the WJC. I could see him develop into a clutch on the ice leader. At the very least you can say him and Pulju have actual personalities unlike the Monahans of the world.
>>67195604
That last second goal to tie it up against car parts was bretty gud
>>67195604
I don't think how good a player is has any relevance to being a good captain. It's all about your personality and desire to win. Messier was arguably one of best captains ever, yet I'm not sure I would even put him in the top 10 best players of all time.
>>67195518
But I thought Messier wanted to be his Messier, that's why he keeps calling him.
>"Connor, you there?"
>>67195548
fuck off
>>67195637
t. assmad cucks fan
>>67195650
its getting pretty underage in here
>>67195655
I bet you're going to call me reddit next, just accept the fact that your shit team can't handle game sevens and your coach is an old baby who chokes on his pacifier
>>67195655
>game 7 at home
>doubting the bird
>>67195694
>Chokeatoo
>>67195683
>no cups ever
wew enjoy getting swept by the Shorks
>>67195702
>Chicumguzzler
>>67195680
How the fuck is this Bruce's fault? He doesn't play. This is all on the players not the coach. It's an easy way out to fire the coach but who the fuck replaces him? Cameron? There comes a time when you have to realize it's the player failing to get it done.
>>67195633
I will agree with you there. But do you think Messier was born a leader or did it require some age and hardship to become a guy with authority. Because to me, you need to have both to become a guy like Messier.
>>67195703
I don't think anyone hears you, you should be more louder
>>67195712
His coaching record is 1-7 in game 7s with two different teams, that's pretty indicative of being unable to handle it
>>67195703
Enjoy your postseason, Cuck.
>>67195680
>>67195683
DUDE wheres that collage I need to repost it on reddit
>>67195712
>It's not the coachs fault
If a specific HC has a history of having his teams choke with the amount of talent he has, it's probably the coach. Players can only do so much
>>67195727
Its difficult to change a personality. People are who they are. The meme thing to do in the nhl is just give it to the best player which makes no fucking sense. I'm sure as you age you accrue confidence but leadership skills in my opinion aren't garnered. You either have the attribute or you don't.
>>67195749
I bet the collage guy is a cucks fan
I don't even watch hockey but /hoc/ threads are the best.
>>67195744
And how well has Washington done since Bruce left? Second round is the best they've done. The ducks made the WCF lastyear and lost to the Stanley cup champs. Fuck this coach meme.
>>67195801
You forgot to mention that they choked in game 7 of the WCF because they got totally outcoached by quenneville despite having home ice. This year will be the test as to wether or not the craps are chokers forever
>>67195830
The Crapitols are the chokemasters supreme, they will not falter.
>>67195830
>comparing Q who is considered one of the best of all time to boudreau
That's unfair. Coach Q would have done that to almost anyone.
>>67195778
Who do you think will go first in the draft
>>67195856
Avs?
>>67195852
Then what the fuck kind of argument are you trying to make?
>you can't blame the coach
>fuck this coach meme
>well he was the better coach so of course they won
"Yeah we lost another game 7 at home for the 4th straight year, but you know what? I'm proud of every single one of you. I don't want to see any of your heads hanging boys.
Now come one, who wants Häagen-Dazs guys!? Anyone?! No? Come on!
Well maybe on the way out?
>>67195869
Oh boy I guess all other coaches should be fired too then because they would be outmatched against one of the best in the league. You're a moron.
>>67195518
Who is Mcdavids Lowe?
>>67195900
Did I ever say he should be fired? I was mocking the ducks for shitting the bed for the fourth straight year you idiot
>>67195887
such is life an an LA sport fan
>>67195292
I'm absolutely doing this with the caps. I feel bad after a loss because it's a loss, I feel bad after a win because the letdown will just hurt more when they choke. Despite them being a great team and probably the favorite I have no expectations. Even if they are raising the cup I may still feel guarded.
>>67195932
If you're going to back pedal I'm no longer interested in debating.
>>67195769
Do you think there are young guys in the league who have that alpha male winner type personality? Guys who can become leaders of the highest order.
>>67195948
Someone will probably drop it on the ice
>>67195948
you got to believe sempai
>>67195727
Pretty sure he was born a bald autistic faggot
>>67195958
Yeah, you have no argument so shut the fuck up
>>67195965
Its more difficult to tell when their at a certain age because of how timid they are in the NHL for the first years. But at the same time you should be able to pick up and notice whether or not a player has leadership qualities to them. They progress with age and experience in the NHL.
>>67195985
What's his name?
>>67195778
Thanks we try
honk honk
>>67195965
Pulju
>>67195921
They will give some of their forward surplus to a team who can't protect all their dmen in the expansion draft. So let's say Hanifin.
hello yes where are the memes i was promised
>>67196002
To me Ekblad is the next Panthers' captain and could very well become a guy like that.
>>67195975
Probably Chimera with his shitty stonehands
>>67196046
You have to give to get anon
>>67195702
heh
>>67196009
How is this guy one of the fastest skaters in the league? He looks like your average r9k poster yet he put 6 or 7 SOG last night. It makes no sense
>>67196053
Yeah its very possible. Stamkos, pacioretty, Henrik sedin, Nick Foligno, karlsson, McDonagh, backes aren't the best fit for captains. I'm still questioning whether or not ovie is a good captain. It's honestly a hard thing to do.
As a leafs fan, I keep hearing Rielly will be the next captain which makes me cringe because he's the polar opposite of a captain. He's way too quiet and doesn't have a killer instinct quality.
>>67196011
Beep beep
>>67196102
Inertia
>>67196146
that just means that he'd take more energy to accelerate tho
Maata is the worst defenceman in NHL right after Ristolainen.
Holy shit when the finnish choker gene kicks in right after their rookie season.
>>67196129
From what I've understood Steve Yzerman was a quiet guy but lead the team like a total warrior on ice. Do you think he was not fit to be a captain?
>>67196177
(you)
>>67196177
karlsson and lundpads have been much better in the playoffs
>>67196167
He's a big guy
>>67196254
To me that comes down to who would you prefer. An outgoing alpha who asserts himself is someone I would pick over a guy who's quiet. I do think however quiet guys can be good captains I would just rather the former. I can give you an example of John Tavares. I have immense respect for him and he's a great captain. Also another guy who is quiet.
>>67196129
>as a leafs fan
Opinion discarded
>>67196300
>rags
>>67196316
Thanks a lot anon. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.
>>67196302
f=ma U
RIP MY C INTO PIECES
>>67196254
What it takes to be captain
>go to more practices and workouts than everyone else
>dont be really shitty or really young
>don't be afraid to call out faggots for being faggots
>handle the team and coach interactions
>speak english and don't have bad autism
>>67196348
Decent list. I would also add that they better back up what they preach. Don't be calling out others if youre shitting the bed. Lead by example.
>>67196129
Komarov should be the stop gap for Pulju desu
>>67196372
>Lead by example
This fiddy times. Same goes for the army, nothing worse than a squad or platoon leader who never lifts a finger himself.
Who is objectively the best captain in the NHL?
>>67196419
gary bettman
>>67196372
Yeah I thought going to the most practices and not being shitty covered that. One to add would be to not take stupid penalties like angry russians tend to do
>>67196419
My vote will always go to toes
>>67196436
Gary Bettman is a saint
>>67196436
Canada is good
Matthews 1st ovr
>>67196444
Holy shit checked
>>67196444
Pottery
>>67196445
>being a canacück
>>67196453
>jewish skeletal trips
Spoopy
What's its name again?
>>67196487
boop
>>67196487
Honkey "Obstructed View" Wheels
>>67196487
forced
>>67196419
Pavelski
bitch nigga
>>67196519
chad did nothing wrong
>>67196419
Tavares, Pavelski and Koivu showed up in the playoffs. Pavelski was actually able to captain the shorks to the 2nd round. Gotta give him credit for that.
Habs are winning the cup
Cap it
>>67196515
>Best leader
>ZERO cuparoonies
I think not
It's the shorkz year desu.
Did you see hitch take that timeout with fucking thirty seconds left and then not talk to any of his players? What a shit coach
>>67196559
He just wanted to keep Tarasenko sitting longer.
>>67196552
>implying it's not their year
Smdh kanada u baka
>>67196519
SOMEONE FUCK THIS CHAD UP HE DISHONORS AMERICAN COLOR HIS SHIT PLAY STYLE.
>>67196559
Can't ditch the Hitch
Blues will sweep the stars and get stomped by the sharks desu
>>67196612
>not the preds
cmon lad
I'm fine with anyone in the final except Dallas or Pittsburgh
It's gonna fucking be those 2 in the finals innit
>only teams who's stadiums aren't named after pizza are allowed to post
>>67196646
Pittsburgh is definitely possible
>stors
kek yeah no fucking chance. There is no way they beat both St Louis and preds/shorks.
>>67196647
Well, Detroit will play the next season at the Joe too so
>>67196646
t. butthurt floyers fag
>>67196646
pitts probsy but dullass i don't think has the D depth and goaltending to get that far. WCF tops for them desu. They're gonna be a contender soon though, pretty amazing to see how Dallas has made their team these past few years.
Who /thenextdynasty/ here?
>>67196693
>detoilet
>Little Cesears Pizza $5 Combo Stadium
>>67196714
If they had a legit #1 goalie I would buy this. Until then 'no'.
>>67196724
HONK HONK HONK
EX-TRA CHEESE
>>67192871
>but the past!
Makes sense when talking about recent playoff events.
>hey Philly, you were knocked out by Washington
>well at least our team beat CSKA Moscow!
Who /IIHF/ here
>>67196724
Top kek. Detroit Memeyers.
> Anaheim Ducks @AnaheimDucks 5m5 minutes ago
#NHLDucks have relieved Head Coach Bruce Boudreau of his duties, Executive Vice President/GM Bob Murray announced.
>>67196510
Go away faggot
You are objectively the worst poster here
>>67196828
>tfw finland wins every IIHF event this year
OLD BABY BTFO
I TRIED SO HARD
>>67196853
how about that
>>67196853
It'll be real interesting to see who they replace him with.
>inb4 Mike Yeo
>inb4 Dave Cameron
Both are objectively shit
>>67196853
They're gonna probably hire some no name college coach
>>67196895
>inb4 paul maclean
>>67196908
I liked him to be honest. Better than Yeo and Cameron.
>>67196911
those skates look like they don't protect the ankles very well
>>67196911
>3 legged dog
I'm calling the humane society
>>67191468
I see NHL and PIT still list Malkin at 195 lbs, his rookie weight – he has to be around 220 now, no?
>>67196988
he's sensitive about his weight shhh
what does blues fans say when elliot makes a save? can't really figure that out
>>67196853
I guess you have to do it after so many chokes but there's no coach even close to being as good as him that they could hire.
>>67196886
BUT ONLY GOT SO FAR.
>>67196934
>buying tour
>buying anything other than bauer Graf ccm reebok or Easton in that order
>any year
>>67196934
They're called goalie skates.
Boudreau to Ottawa almost guaranteed
>>67197045
No they're not, there's no toe cowling and they're curved, they're just shitty skates
>>67197038
>>67196886
fuck off retard
Austria just got fucked
GG slovenia. Going now in elite division.
I hope that Kopitar will play
>>67197063
lmao just googled them. Theyre $70 junior skates and the rollerblades seem more popular
GUYS BOUDREAU GOT FIRED
>>67197069
>Implying we're the same person
>>67197219
How can one man be so choking crying baby?
>>67197024
Moose
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>POODREAU
>MIGHTY KEKS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LELMAOOOOOOO
#TeemuSelanne4Coach
best move the boypussies have made in the past 4 seasons.
Lifelong Blues fan here..
UhhHHHhhh go Blues!
>>67197279
>hiring old star players as coaches
>>67197303
>hiring old finnish star players as coaches
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES WORN OUT PLACES, WORN OUT FACES BRIGHT AND EARLY FOR THE DAILY RACES GOING NOWHERE, GOING NOWHERE THEIR TEARS ARE FILLING UP THEIR GLASSES NO EXPRESSION, NO EXPRESSION HIDE MY HEAD I WANNA DROWN MY SORROW NO TOMORROW, NO TOMORROW AND I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNY I FIND IT KIND OF SAD THE DREAMS IN WHICH I'M DYING ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD I FIND IT HARD TO TELL YOU, I FIND IT HARD TO TAKE WHEN PEOPLE RUN IN CIRCLES IT'S A VERY, VERY MAD WORLD, MAD WORLD
>>67197315
>finns
>ever
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/jrhockey-buzzing-the-net/nhl-scout--%E2%80%9C-patrik--laine-has-the-biggest-upside-in-the-draft%E2%80%9D-015210279.html
>was pretty sure about (Matthews) him going first overall for nearly all the season, but now I'm not so sure and think the World Championship in Russia will finally decide this race,” says Thomas Roost, a Switzerland-based scout for NHL Central Scouting Service. “This has nothing to do with Matthews' performances, as he performed very well all season long including the playoffs, but Laine did just explode during the WJC U20 in Finland and now in the Finnish playoffs where he grabbed the MVP award and scored a lot of goals in clutch situations.”
>“Personally, I think Laine has the biggest upside in the draft because he is already so effective, although he still has some rough edges in his play and I think he still can improve his skating a bit more than Matthews,” says Roost. “If all this happens, I guess Laine has the slightly higher ceiling.”
>>67197279
>first game of the season
>ducks getting btfo first two period
>3rd period about to start and Teemu comes to the ice with equipment on and wins the game single handedly for ducks
>mfw ANOTHER 4:30 AM game
I never go to bed in time usually and it's too late to stay up so this requires me to be sufficiently drunk by about 10 PM so that I can pass out and wake up in time for the game.
The only dilemma:
>hard alcohol to get there quicker
>beer to get to that god-tier comfy level of full and drunk, but risk feeling too full to out-drink the pace at which you're sobering
>mfw finnish tax evading butthole gets heemed by the finnish government if he's among those outed in panama papers
GOAT first round tbqh
>>67196853
BTFO
>>67195366
>Picture of smug oilers fan
>>67197373
>the Finnish flash
>>67197509
seriously, it's something that only happens to the fucking NHL
it's great
you'd never see the the majority of the favourite teams out in round 1 in the MLB, NFL or the NBA
>>67197547
Shut up state of hockey with no cups.
>>67197547
what about the wild?
>>67195598
>Bet you can't eat Just one
WATCH THE TIME GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
>>67197578
That's pathetic
>>67197547
here's a list of teams that are or were located in minnesota
>wild: shit
>north stars: shit
here's a list of teams that moved out of minnesota
>stars: good
thoughts?
>>67197578
Are you 7?
>>67197637
b t f o
>>67197615
Say goodbye to BBQ Bruce.
>>67197377
Have fun shitting the bed
>>67197578
I feel your pain anon. It doesn't hurt as much, more of a funny story but on my 21st, my roommates and I each downed about 2 pitchers after having a few shots. We were at the bar across from campus and walked back to the corner of campus waiting for our ride home to keep drinking. While we were waiting I had to pee but it was too late and the bathrooms were all closed, so I walked to the nearest bush and went.
The next morning the one who gave us a ride said that when he came I was peeing on a small shrub in the background of a student dance competition with about 100 people watching.
>>67197578
http://www.generalfanager.com/clauses?clauseyear=2017&position=All&shoots=Both&team=all&NMC=1
Teams fucked by expansion rules power rankings
1. Shitcago
2. Columbus
9000001. Teams that don't give NMCs away like candy
>>67197705
The only one that sucks for the hawks is Ehrhoff, and he's a UFA anyways.
All the others would be protected anyways.
>Boudreau
>>67197767
wtf are u doin m8
>>67197759
Ehrhoff isn't on there, it only has players who will be on the team in 2017
Seabrook means that you will have to leave all your young defensemen exposed or choose to protect fewer skaters. That lack of flexibility isn't good.
>>67197637
Must be all the Finns
>>67197767
>160 posts early
>>67197816
>all your young defensemen exposed
all two of them
>>67197547
Fuck outta here chubby chaser
>>67197767
Eat a large bag of dicks
>>67197858
>not having organizational depth
rip
>>67197578
Fucking manchild
>>67197547
thicc
is it too late to >rags?
>>67197911
Your goaltending sucks desu
>>67197880
tell me about it
people meme about the hawks being out the first round but aside from the top three, the defense corp is a giant dumpster fire full of hobo corpses
here's hoping the offseason can fix that
Crawford to Anaheim when?
>>67197335
FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THIS GIF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67197983
Did his Swiss contract run out?
>>67197926
Don't let this guy crash at your place unless you have plastic on your furniture
>>67197995
HALAK'D
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BOUDREAU TO OTTAWA
Blues
>>67196908
Paulrus got a shit deal having to deal with Melnyk and Murray
He definitely deserves another chance
http://www.strawpoll.me/10076773
http://www.strawpoll.me/10076773
http://www.strawpoll.me/10076773
http://www.strawpoll.me/10076773
http://www.strawpoll.me/10076773
vote
>>67198140
>strawpoll's new layout
What the fuck is this shit?
>NHL Draft Lottery night. A talented teenager’s life determined by the number etched on a random ping-pong ball.
>“It’s not fun.
>“It’s stressful.
>“It’s upsetting,” the 2015 No. 1 overall draft pick told the Edmonton Sun‘s Terry Jones.
>“I really feel for (Auston) Matthews, having to go through what I had to go through,” the Edmonton Oilers top centre went on. He spoke to the outlet from Europe, where he’s preparing to defend Canada’s gold at the IIHF World Championship next month.
>“It was so stressful, not just for myself but for my family.”
>The tension among the McDavid family was palpable in Toronto at the lottery, and it lingered well after his fate was decided.
>>67198102
Fuck me I wanna taste her farts
>>67198180
I hope the Oilers win again
black guy here this shit is lit af
>>67198180
>Matthews
>>67198180
>t. r/hockey
>a mexican hockeyplayer is first pick
>>67198226
how would you know that :^)
>>67198140
>no cucks
Into the trash it goes
>>67198261
hawks and rags are though
all it needs 2bh
Go preds go
>mfw everyone else's girls look like cleaned up trailer trash
>>67198305
yeah but everyone else doesn't live in a 3rd world murderhole, so it evens out
>>67198327
You seem so mad, son. Take a load off.
>>67198305
>mad at trash
>>67196853
Getzlaf and Perry are overrated. The last 5 minutes of game 7 proves that.
>>67198391
Getzlaf was okay I guess. Perry was nonexistent.
>>67198415
I'm not going to lie, I loved every minute of it.
I've watched countless games where Anaheim dominated my team (Arizona/Phoenix Coyotes).
It felt unbelievable to have Max Domi and Anthony Duclair dominate them.
>Radulov didn't arrive for the national team gatherings due to his meating with an nhl agent. He anounced that he is spending the next season in the nhl. The possible clubs are: Pedolanche, Crapitals, Toilets, laffs.
Is it good or bad? Is he able to hep his team?
>NHL already jinxing Pegga
smdh family
>>67198508
>Radulov in laffs
I actually kind of like this idea
The world championships could be what determines the number 1 pick. Bustthews or Ghoulaine
>>67198102
damn
>>67198546
USA-FIN final and Matthews breaks his leg trying to block Laine's shot 2bh
>>67198540
Please god no. The last thing they need is a poisonous toad who cares only about himself.
>>67198454
yotes tbqh
what happens if a tornado hits the stadium during game time?
>>67198623
How could I forget about Harry Potter.
>>67198305
Jesus Christ stop
My dick can't take any more
>>67198540
>>67198613
Is he like hockey Ballotelli?
>finncucks still believing that lame will go first overall or even play more then 5 games in the nhl
is there are more cuck nation?
>>67198525
>Parishit cucked out of his gay ass nickname
Warms my heart desu
>>67198708
This memetastical first round has me believing that anything is possible 2bh
>>67198700
>ballotelli
Am I supposed to know who this is?
>>67198700
Not at all. Redditors hate russians though so they make up all kinds of dumb shit. He's an elite player whose been dragged through the mud but will likely have at least a 70 point season on any team in the NHL
>>67198767
Holy shit. I didn't think someone could have so much wrong in a single post.
Is Tampa the next >rags?
>scf humiliation
>ecf
>1st round
>miss
>>67198546
i would take laine over bustthews any day
>>67198525
Wait which natty team did pavelski captain?
>>67198805
>moneybags
He's ded and you should just let it go
>>67198822
As a leaf fan I honestly dont give a shit if they get 1st 2nd or 3rd. Any of those players will be really good. Even 4th has the potential to be really good. Soshnikov Nylander Laine line does sound pretty dank though.
>>67198827
Im guessing USA :^)
>On 1 May 2012, Radulov and Predators teammate Andrei Kostitsyn were spotted at a Scottsdale, Arizona, bar at 5:00 AM the night before Game 2 of their second round playoff series against the Phoenix Coyotes, thus breaking team curfew. Both were subsequently suspended by Predators management for Game 3.
Ugh no thanks. Might be a good fit on the caps for the Russian connections but I say pass on him.
>>67198868
For which tournament I mean
>>67198546
Chychuryn or Juolevi
>tfw no Hanafin
>>67198874
Fuck off redditor
>>67198822
We get it, you can't stand that a Sunbelter is going first overall, get the fuck over it
>>67198879
2016 World Cup :^)
>>67198915
>mad someone picked a finn over a Mexican bust
Seek help
>>67198917
Lmao the joke tourney? That's funny
>>67198874
Idiot, they were just trying to adopt to the new climate and time zone!!!! It was afternoon in Russia, so it's ok.
> be a shitcago fan
> get shot
>>67198898
Haha what the fuck does reddit have to do with anything? I'm a Caps fan I fuckin love Russian players. I don't love teams gambling on headcases whose best years are probably past.
Jesus you Finns are faggots. Do you all sleep ever, or have jobs? You're always on here. Just fuck off already. We all hate you.
>>67198944
The draft hasn't happened yet retard
>>67198976
2014 olympics.
>>67198896
I need to find me one of them
Did Bruce Brudreau deserved to get fired? Seems like a bad move on the Ducks part
>>67199012
>wearing a life jacket
I didn't realize Americans were such sweaty vaginas
>>67199030
>did he deserve it?
No
>was it the right move?
Yes
>>67199030
There's nobody better to hire so tough choice
GOAT gear that no longer exists
You Stars fans can't be this delusional. Come on mates.
>>67199035
it's a decoy jacket, it's actually a camelbak full of bacardi 151
>>67199055
>wearing a seatbelt
I'm not 15
>>67198999
>wage slave
Hi there reddit
>>67199035
Safety first, loser
>>67199035
>not taking safety seriously
Future Darwin Award winner right here
Ottawa is gonna get Boudreau right?
There's no possible way that they don't get him right?
R-right?
>>67199072
>i don't wear seatbelt
Woah there mr cool thats real kick ass
>>67199101
bet you're scared of tobacco you faggot
>>67199072
Have fun going head first through your windshield dipshit
>>67199078
le epic mouth breather man
>>67199111
>>67199116
>>67199123
>getting into car accidents
Learn how to drive you fucking idiots
>wearing a life jacket
>not boating while drunker than byfuglien on lake minnetonka
>>67199133
Im an auto insurance adjuster and let me just tell you how stupid you sound. You gotta be 18 to post here.
>>67196853
cum to the >rags plz
>>67199129
>he doesn't use the biggest hole possible to get the most air in
Wow you're seriously retarded
>>67199151
You'll last another 6 months with that shit job before you kill yourself
>>67199122
I smoke a few packs a week
Wish I could find the motivation to quit
>>67199183
t. NEET
>>67199172
>i have to check your flag to see what irrelevant country you're from
stay gay slav
>>67199186
Chris?
>>67199194
I've never even been to Minnesota 2bh, just using it as an example of how driving boats when your hammered is fucking fun
>a fucking pizza
>>67199151
>I work for an insurance company
You poor pathetic loser
Wow, so much disgusting NEET scum in here.
>>67199183
Im salary you retard and probably make more money than your parents.
>rags
>>67199224
>not being at a comfy desk job that allows you to shitpost all day
>>67199135
Did that once in Coeur d'Alene, almost got busted by the lake cops
>>67199244
With a Finn, You Can't Win
With a Swede, You Lead
>>67199208
Tom?
>>67199231
lmao you don't even make more than me. Is a salary supposed to be impressive? Congrats on your first job!
>>67199273
>implying you work
>>67199248
MST3K is literally the only good thing to ever come out of minnesota
>>67199261
With a Finn, You Win
With a Swede, You Plead (For Mercy)
>>67199231
Haters gonna hate. I work in insurance, there are some admittedly shit jobs (heard claims can be hit or miss depending on the lines you work on) but it's a good industry. As long as people are driving, living in homes, or starting businesses it ain't going anywhere.
>>67199186
Just Vape my nig
Vapeing helped me quit smoking after 8 years of smoking 2 packs a week
>>67199282
Nepotism bitch I'm rich. I'm 4th generation in the family company. We're in oil.
>>67196853
>mfw they call up his qt son Ben Boudreau
>>67199291
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>>67199316
My friends mom was his elementary school teacher when he was with the caps. I feel bad for them
>>67199243
Lake cops are dicks tßh
>>67199314
Same here. Almost down to 0 mg nic.
>>67199314
Gotta say this, vaping helped me quit after smoking a pack a day for ten years. People will give you shit for it though
>>67199315
No you arent. You are a flithy Mexican.
>>67199342
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=85880
would be cool to see an SPHL bust become NHL head coach due to neopotism
>>67195008
It's like Little Ceasers raped your mom or something. I think you need a xanax.
>>67199356
It's not my fault you're not even familiar with the one single thing your shitty state has given to popular culture
>>67199370
Wait his sons name is brady we are talking about different people
>>67199364
lmao stay mad insurance nig I have no reason to lie
>Canadian dollar hits 80 cents US
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/canadian-dollar-loonie-1.3558872?cmp=rss
He's doing it the absolute madman!
cap raise when?
>>67199403
this boudreau was the assistant coach to the oilers ECHL team I guess it was another one of his kids
Whos the shortest dman in the league?
>>67199422
>not knowing about mystery science theater 3000
Seriously... But the guy is wrong about it being the only good thing. He's probably not a Prince fan which makes him a pleb.
>>67199434
That started before Justin.
The cap only raises once we have stolen ALL the Canadian teams and leave only scorched earth in our wake.
>>67199434
just fucking remove the cap entirely like basedball
>>67199459
jason?
>>67199456
Yeah, I'm not a Prince fan
>>67199460
Fewer than 162 games = Not enough tv money to ensure parity
>>67199466
I'm a NEET though. I can dedicate myself to shitposting and watching hockey full time. It's just finding out what to do after the SCF that's gonna suck.
>>67199456
>mystery science theater 3000
Sorry, I', not some cuckolded redditor. You should go back though
>>67199315
Wow we're all real impressed by your silver spoon Chad
Go overdose on coke or something
>>67199427
I'm actually educate unlike yourself and come from a well bred family. I can tell by the way you speak you are lower class. Now please be so kind as to shut up and stop lying on the internet.
>>67199519
NEW THREAD
>>67199509
>I'm actually educate
>>67199529
>>67199529
>>67199529
New
>>67199506
That's something from a time way before reddit. Thankfully despite being young I got exposed to it because my parents were watching it. I'll bet your parents made you watch Friends reruns or something equally terrible.
who /goingtoadraftparty/ tomorrow?
>>67202178
What the fuck is a draft party?
