Just under 2 bongs untill the draft
LAR:Report: Rams hope to move on from Nick Foles
CLG:Ravens supposedly 'surprise team' for Zeke
CLG:PFT: Cowboys 'struggling' with Zeke decision
CLG:Report: Browns mulling Ole Miss WR Treadwell
CLG:Chargers to draft Jalen Ramsey third overall?
FA:Schefter: FitzMagic threatening to not play
CLG:Report: Bolts won't be taking Ronnie Stanley
OAK:Raiders: We're moving if Vegas comes through
CLG:Schefter, McShay: Jack to go in 12-17 range
CLG:Alabama LB Ragland flagged for enlarged aorta
CLG:Mayock: Jaylon Smith could slip to 3rd or 4th
CLE:Browns have 'no plans' to trade Joe Thomas
Tony Romo is elite
Who /onsuicidewatch/ here?
Chargers reporting in.
>>67175902
only kinda in my opinion
>>67175906
You should be if they somehow take Stanley at #3
Shaq Lawson and Ziggy Ansah will rotate DPOTY for the next 15 years
Here's to hoping the madman has a good rookie draft
Make a bold prediction about this year's class
>Derrick Henry will be better than Ezekiel Elliot
>Neither Goff or Wentz will turn out good
>It will be the worst class since 2013
>>67175894
>THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS AN EXAMPLE OF GOV. CORRUPTION
>SOMETHING THAT OUR FOREFATHERS PUBLICLY INVOKED CENTURIES AGO
OH
MY
GOD
where should i go for pre-draft coverage that's only football related shit (no athlete profiles showing me their shitty childhood town and proud papas, etc.)
Kevin Dodds or bust for me
>>67175936
Wentz is Brady 2.0
>>67175948
Right here.
>>67175952
>/sp/ is upset over this
let the man have his fun on his special night desu
xth for my boy with the realness
>>67175936
>The Patriots draft Jaylon Smith and he goes on to be a healthy, All-Pro LB for them
>Rasms
Where are all the Bills memes? I need a good dose of them if they are going to be my team.
>>67175925
is that what happens when you build a face on a subduction zone
How deep is DT in this draft? Looking for round 2 or 3.
Gib stream pls
>>67175952
nice bulge
>>67175952
>inb4 you morons realize this is how people get more buzz
>do something different / "outrageous"
>make headlines
are you all so oblivious to the world to realize how common this type of shit is
>365 days ago the Cleveland Browns unironically drafted Johnny Manziel
>>67175999
Deeper than ur mums cunt, m8.
>>67175936
>Michael Thomas (the one from Southern Miss) is the best WR in the draft
>>67175952
>Negroid fashion
IZ A MUDDERS TOOISHUN
A MUDDERS TOOISHIN
Are we fucked?
>>67176015
Well that's good. Lions Dline should be bretty gud next season.
>>67176010
are you so oblivious to 4chan to realize that we are here to shitpost about dumb shit and that qualifies?
Why can't any of the black guys dress themselves when they come to the draft?
>>67175952
Alright I'll say it. Look at that boys cocc. It's thicc senpai
Is everyone intentionally talking like fettywap and/or future
>>67176011
It was 2 years ago, m8
>American education
>>67175990
the electoral college exists so that people like brittney spears cannot become president
the adolescent, misinformed origins you attribute to the electoral college were in place long before our forefathers had even conceived of such a thing as an "establishment," you braindead fucking RETARD
Pls
>>67175978
Fucking retard should have declared for the draft last year
>>67176047
are you so oblivious to canadian bait that you get hooked
>>67175990
the government is corrupt but not because of party election rules. People are just asshurt because they are ignorant to how these things work. If people actually wanted real change citizens would pay way more attention to local elections instead of just national elections
>>67175978
>mfw I drunkenly yelled 'WE AINT COME TO PLAY SCHOOL' at Cardale and his posse across the street in Bourbon street a couple nights before the Sugar Bowl in 2014
>mfw I saw him again 2 nights later in the Superdome destroying my team
>>67176058
Who?
>picking ANY running back from a good school with good offensive linemen recruits in the first round
JUST
>>67176065
Not to mention that it made more sense when the fastest form of communication was a horse.
>>67176067
What's up mate?
I was scrolling through a couple of comments on my favorite teams facebook fan page (Dallas Cowboys) and I wonder why we don't have cringe threads based on some of the dumb shit thats said.
>>67176089
>left hand
damn, got me
Does the draft start at 8 or is that the draft coverage, when are teams on the clock?
REMINDER THAT THE CHEATRIOTS HAVE NO FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK THIS YEAR
REMINDER THAT THEIR QB IS SUSPENDED FOR 4 GAMES
REMINDER THAT THE PATRIOTS WILL NEVER EVER HAVE A LEGITIMATE SUPERBOWL WIN IN THEIR HISTORY
REMINDER THAT THEY WON EIGHTEEN GAMES IN A ROW AND THEN LOST TO THE WORST TEAM TO EVER EACH A SUPER BOWL
REMINDER THAT PEYTON> TOMMY WHEN IT MATTERS
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>67176111
trips confirm
Is anyone watching on NFLN? Are you hearing a lot of echo?
Wasnt Nick Foles elite?
>>67176089
Is that Morpheus?
>>67176008
That's funny I just watched that an hour or so ago, I remember being impressed at how well spoken TJ Carrie was when we drafted him.
Also
>pre-draft meeting for a 7th rounder/boarderline UDFA compared to a top 10 talent showing up on the red carpet for draft night
Totally different scenario
>>67175872
who's this semen demon?
>>67176106
I fucking love this guy. I legit hope he does well
>>67176123
Yup, shits annoying.
Based Bison jersey wearing fan in the crowd
>>67176111
Reminder that the Iggles have zero (0) rings
WE WUZ PHAROS AND SHIET
>>67176065
why have a vote if you can't trust the people to vote for the "right" person? just get rid of this illusion of a representative democracy and just have those in power appoint their successors
>>67175985
To be fair, didn't he start as a true freshman on a terrible team and go 1-11? I think his last season was 8-5 so it seems like he was pretty important to the team.
Is ESPNs draft coverage good?
So who are ''''my'''' Bucs taking tonight, lads?
In honor of draft day here is a classic meme of the ages
Who will be the waffle of the draft /sp/?
>>67176169
hopefully a defensive lineman and not a CB
>tfw habbeding upon us
>>67176170
i haven't had waffles in like a decade. do they still make them?
>>67176150
If you crop out her head and shoulders, she looks totally normal. But then her arms explode.
>>67176111
FEDERALLY
CONVICTED
CHEATERS
fuck these shit teams. Who will the nfc champs pick?
>>67176154
just because the electoral college does not have represent the peoples' votes doesn't mean that they don't represent them
>>67176190
Of course. Go to a bar or a diner sometime.
>>67175936
Henry will be somewhere between Lacy and Richardson
>>67176065
>who cares if Trump won the popular vote by millions, if he doesnt reach 1237 we get to pick our own candidate
>loopholes that allow people to steal delegates
>change rules in August so a million republican Colorado voters dont get to vote
>Romney holding press confereces to stop Trump, works harder to stop a republican than he did to stop Obama
>media, including Fox News bash Trump 24/7 to sway the vote
>2nd place person wins more delegates than the guy that dominated a state because muh special unbound delegates
Seems pretty rigged
>>67176190
Go to Waffle House, my dude
yay, NFLN fixed the fucking echo
>>67176169
hopefully a trade back and spence if he's still there
>>67176167
they're literally blowing off goodells dick right now
>>67176213
>>67176190
Fuck me I'm drunk. I read that as waffle fries. How are you asking if waffles still exist?
Is Stanley's mom a ladyboy?
>>67176083
>forgetting he take no prisoners
go finners
>get paid millions of dollars
>develop the shittiest fashion sense imaginable
Every fucking time
>>67176239
i thought they were a trend like pita chips
Reminder that the Rams dynasty started today
>>67175924
>JJ Watt and Luke Kuechly drop off the face of the Earrh
>>67176034
hang in there bud >we got some fight left in >us
>>67176257
I think they're just having fun, man
when you've already got it all for the most part you aren't really there to impress anyone
>>67176271
>yfw they take Wentz last second
Reminder not to give the NFL extra ad revenue and watch a stream of the draft instead.
/r/nflstreams
>>67176279
>>67176209
Dodds most likely for his first year/first ring
dont follow the offseason much lads
who are my pats taking?
>>67176227
>bucme
>out on bail before the draft
>>67176257
>he doesn't understand peacock mentality
>>67176287
Meh, streams are shit when you have cable
The biggest fight is
NFL NETWORK OR ESPN
>>67176279
those are womens shoes lol how did he find them in his size
>A top running back
![hi-res-fd3afc9f883c021ef6b0656208eee03b_crop_north[1].jpg_w=630&h=420&q=75.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q47we0v.jpg "hi-res-fd3afc9f883c021ef6b0656208eee03b crop north[1] w=630&h=420&q=75")
>Top 5 draft pick Ezekiel Elliott on basically an all star Ohio State team in the Big 10
>1821 yds
>6.3 avg
>23 td
>Third round bust Tevin Coleman on a dog shit Indiana team in the Big 10
>2036 yds
>7.5 avg
>15 td
:^)
>>67176303
Literally nobody cuz they got no picks.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10076759
http://www.strawpoll.me/10076759
http://www.strawpoll.me/10076759
VERY IMPORTANT. VOTE OR YOUR MOM DIES IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
>>67176310
They usually have 1080p streams on there.
The issue is not giving the NFL extra ad revenue so they can spend it on becoming even more cancerous
over under on a white offensive lineman wearing a trump hat at the draft
over under on someone from stanford/berkley wearing a bernie pin
>>67176282
These motherfuckers show up with shit on that even Floyd Mayweather wouldn't buy
>>67176303
They are going to try and find players who are willing to cheat in the fourth round
>>67176306
mate there is peacocking and there is wearing a load of hideous, multicoloured shit
>>67176219
what you just described are the conditions of running for office, conditions that have existed in some form while continuing to evolve over centuries
these conditions weigh on every candidate equally
every candidate begrudgingly tolerates arbitrary goalposts, 1237 votes, and circumstances like the loopholes, and sudden rule changes, and bashing from the media, not because they're too stupid to see how arbitrary it is, but because that's the system underwhich you run for political office
these are circumstances that every motherfucking candidate accepts and deals with, so no it's not fucking rigged, you dumb shit, and trump didn't "expose" the system's flaws, he simply complained and complained about the system until he gained a stupid, and gullible enough following that would do his complaining for him
you are a misinformed cancer to this board and this country and if i knew you in real life i'd take pleasure in physically beating some goddamn sense into you
>>67176320
Woah momma. Who semen demon?
>>67176306
Fuck off Marky Mark
>people are watching draft red carpet
Holy shit this is literally saop opera teir for men
>>67176304
why would i be in jail
i'm a good boy, not a criminal
>>67176310
>tfw have ESPN free with my tv/internet package but can't watch it on TV because Sky Sports has exclusive rights to the NFL
JUST FUCK OFF MURDOCH YOU BOGAN CUNT
Soon
>broncos genuinely think its a good idea to trade their 1st round pick for Kaep instead of just drafting a QB in the 1st round
Going to enjoy this train wreck lads~
>>67176326
Sadly, the steamrolling train that is the NFL is not going to even notice a blip in their ad revenue if all of /sp/ watched on stream
Think of all the people going to the bar and shit
>a bunch of middle aged white men spending a weekend taking their pick from a seemingly endless list of school kids.
>>67176361
Shoulda bought a gamepass nigga
>>67176287
>>67176310
No cable but I do got Verizon cell phone service. NFL Network stream or nuthin.
>>67176320
which broadcast has gruden
i forget
Hey.
>>67176283
Look like I'll have to be an Igloos fan then. I want to eat out Goff's asshole after he shits
>>67176283
>take wentz first pick
>trade to eagles for 2nd overall pick and 2 round pick
>>67176361
Its a blessing in disguise, you can find an NFL Network stream and not be subjected to the awful ESPN coverage
>>67176085
live red carpet draft coverage
every prospect is talking like they on that sizzurp
>>67176341
But those conditions have only applied to Trump...
Do you still cry in every gamethread about how lonely you are? Lol
>>67176320
damn espn got btfo
>>67176341
the only people that don't complain about the loopholes are those that benefit from it.
what if the rams trade down
with the pats
and the pats give them brady
would bellichick be a genius and also would a new englander murder him
>>67176320
I've always watched espn. Is nfl network better?
>>67176360
What happened with Allison
>who are my pats taking?
>>67176368
That's not happening, Jason Cole is just a faggot trying to get his name going around.
>yfw Paxton Lynch goes #1
Fucking Falcons
If you're reach for a safety in the 1st then get Joseph not fucking Neal.
>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 2m2 minutes ago
>Sounds like there could be a slew of potential trades tonight with teams on the clock. Could be a fun night in Chicago.
GOAT DRAFT INCOMING
>>67176369
>Think of all the people going to the bar and shit
Also lost ad revenue for the NFL as everybody in that bar is only counted as 1 person viewing commercials.
Just a reminder to vote with your consumption, the internet gives us the freedom to consume content without supporting the direction it's moving in. Take advantage of it while you can.
>>67176320
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10076759
They got rid of Sapp and its run by Rich Eisen
Its a no brainer that NFLN is the way to go
>>67176361
http://serbiaplus.club/nflnetwork.html
>>67176402
yes
>all these money baiting questions
this is so cringe just start the draft already please
Does the NFL give the draft prospects 20 grand or something to grab a suit?
>>67176402
>Is nfl network better?
It depends, usually Sapp ruined the whole show for me. I really love Rich Eisen though
>oregon cucks
>deforest cuckner
calling a bust just from the name
>>67176419
that nigdiche guy is a pretty big nig
Why are niggers so fucking unoriginal? Holy shit this meme is fucking cringeworthy as fuck.
>>67176391
>those conditions have only applied to trump
correction: trump is the only one stupid enough to not observe these conditions and complain when he faces the consequences of his ignorance
his rhetoric repurposes his stupidity and somehow people such as yourself buy it
>the security dogs have passes with their photo on them
>Panthers rumored to trade out of the first round
>>67176432
Most of the guys have several suits layed out for them that they choose from
Swervin' gonna smash all dat milf pussy tonite
>youz alreadys got dat new star
>howz bout i gurantees u anotha
>>67176416
at least they learned to build terraces instead of trampling eachother
>>67176434
>>67176439
MEME MAGIC
>>67176434
>>67176439
lel
free retweets
>>67176439
Chill out naziboo, lets the memes flow
>>67176446
Chances of dog getting drafted in 1st round?
>Joey Bosa
>good
Pick 1
>>67176446
I cant tell if this is awesome or awful
ELITE
L
I
T
E
>>67176434
Whoever makes, retweets and enjoys these crying MJ memes, all need to be hung from trees.
>>67176455
ABL is a mental illness fampai
>>67176442
>fuck the vote of the people And the fact he got millions more votes, shoulda studied all the rules and loopholes
So, its rigged?
>le rhetoric
Lel fuckin go back to reddot you emo faggot
>>67176473
it's adorable is what it is pal
>>67175952
I'm wearing that exact same kind of polo underwear.
>that feel when am become nigger fashion
>>67176466
Depends, will the browns trade back out of the first?
>>67176431
There's an hour and a half until it starts lad.
You're literally partaking in the mindless drone preshow for an event where billionaires hire new workers.
>>67176403
still waiting on a reply to a three month old text so pretty good desu
>>67176446
great doggo
>>67176496
Anyone have a stream for the draft?
>tfw poor college cuck with no TV
Ashawn Robinson looks like Sugg Knight
this bruins player sounds like he barely knows how to speak.
>>67176496
>pic for ants
>he's a man child
KEK
MEME MAGIC
>>67176509
Got Verizon cell service?
>"First person you're gonna call when you get drafted?"
The coke dealer.
>>67176520
lel m8 that's half of all football players ever
>>67176495
>that girl in back
wtg hunny bunny
Why the fuck does A'Shawn Robinson look like he's about to get his last NFL contract?
Nigga looks grown
Sky Sports is literally half prostate warnings and half Neil Reynolds right now and I don't know which one is more cancerous,
>>67176494
We already have a dog as the mascot.
>>67176467
>>67176496
i think you might actually have autism and i dont mean the misused 4chan definition for retarded. like actual, eating puzzle pieces kind
>>67176529
I don't think he has any friends ;_;
>>67176533
what is this, a picture for ants?
>>67176485
you are using an instance of something that has not happened as evidence of your point
having explained that in clear text, i'm hoping i won't have to say how retarded you are, and that you'll just recognize it without further help and potentially commit suicide
>emo faggot
i will fucking kick your ass bitch
>>67176509
There's a good ESPN acestream on /r/nflstreams
Still waiting on a HD NFLN stream.
>>67176412
>Also lost ad revenue for the NFL as everybody in that bar is only counted as 1 person viewing commercials.
lol have you never worked in any place where they are a legit place and have to pay for commercial/business cable?
fucking retard
they don't just pay $49.99 and show it to the people at the bar
Media:
>ERRRMAGAWD HE HAS SPIKEY SHOES
WE SEE THIS FUCKING SHIT EVERY YEAR. THEY'RE FUCKING CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN SHOES. AND YES THERE IS FUCKING SPIKES YOU DUMB CUNTS.
THIS IS THE #1 SHOE NOUVEAU-RICHE NIGGERS BUY.
SHUT THE FUCK UP. WE GET IT. SPIKES ON SHOES. WHO GIVES A FUCK.
>>67176446
holy shit this has made my night
>>67176548
Its perfect!
>>67176551
Cokeman is always your friend
Youre all emo faggets
>>67176562
WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK ARE THOSE?
>>67176533
is an dog an athlete?
>>67176562
>This much anger
>>67176562
easy there, friendo. it's just a tv show
>>67176574
Did you not read my fucking post?
>the draft has turned into a red carpet celebrity worship shitshow
Football is dead.
>>67176553
>the peoples vote doesnt matter
Sounds pretty rigged
Awww hush, you were always crying about how lonely you were during gamethreads, youre a pussy, a wigger, and probably the all around worst trip ive ever seen herr
>>67176562
It's advertising. Like underarmor. Get used to ads man, NFL games have a lot of them.
>Bears shouting "We want Shaq"
>>67176562
>Shoemaker: what u want?
>Tunsil: u know what ferromagnetic fluid is?
>Shoemaker: say no more senpai
>>67176579
>>67176562
>>67176474
I grew to fucking hate the draft. It literally turned into fucking Oscars red carpet tier shit, modern """sports""" are 80% tabloid shit for women and 20% actual play.
I want Doctson to somehow drop to 30th
>>67176572
>emo
>anyone who actually did the emo thing is now in their mid to late 20s
>that feeling when you realize you are getting old and your references are wholly outdated
Are you gonna go on and talk about some new metalcore albums too?
>>67176533
ENHANCE
>>67175872
>CLG:Alabama LB Ragland flagged for enlarged aorta
imagine spending $10k on clothes and jewelry for the draft and hearing this
at least he got his degree
>>67176562
sean why the fuck are you even here? your cheating team doesnt even have a pick tonight. take your teenage angst to /fit/ where im sure bb is right now
why don't they have any jags fans in the stands?
>>67176555
No I've never worked a service slave job, you got me.
That being said, the money they get directly isn't what they worry most about, it's how many views they can tell companies they got last year so they can make more next year.
>>67176533
the dog looks so sad ;_;
>>67176613
Asking Alexandria > BMTH
>>67176621
because they dont exist
>>67176262
There's literally an entire (horrifyingly awful) restaurant chain dedicated to waffles. The only reason people even know that Belgium exists is because of waffles. An entire isle in the frozen food section of any grocery store in the Western world is stocked almost exclusively with waffles.
Are you retarded or six years old?
>going to the draft with your male "friend" as your date
wew
>>67176572
why do people even respond do you? seriously: why? in the short span that i've been back i've seen you contribute not a single substantial post, nothing but vapid bait that's not even meme-worthy
you're not even worthy of hating. your existence warrants some pity, pity for your parents and for yourself, but nothing more, so why?
why?
i'm done
yes i recognize the irony in the fact that i'm responding to tell you that you're not worthy of a response, but this is the only time i'll ever respond to something you type
goodbye
>>67176595
LMFAO. Louboutin isn't advertising through niggers in the draft you fucking dumbass.
>>67176606
They're Christian Louboutin shoes you fucking idiot. They're extremely popular. They're not some special custom shit. Every nouveau riche nigger buys these.
>>67176606
lol
>>67176591
If you want some low grade powder it's cheap, but you get what you pay for.
Carson Wentz is my husbando
>>67176587
This
Dez Bryant is better than Calvin Megashit 0 career playoff wins Johnson
>manlets
When will they learn?
>>67176638
I'm a season ticket holder
>>67176639
If youre talking about Waffle House like that then you better square the fuck up nigger cause I'm gonna spark your ass.
>>67176587
second that
Why does ESPN have 2 woman talking about football on my tv right now? Do they really expect me to take their "knowledge" of football seriously?
>>67176641
did you end up murdering that girl you were stalking last year?
>>67176641
Listen to me retard, and listen good.
The Toxins are winning the Superbowl this year, and you can mark my fucking words on that so make sure you're listening.
The team just acquired, quite literally, the best FA RB that's hit the market since I don't know when because I don't really give a fucking fuck. They bolstered their secondary last season with indisputably the best FS/CB in the fucking draft the past 5 years (That's KJo by the way because I know you wouldn't fucking know who he is because you just started watching football last September you dumb fucking moronic shit). Add to the fact that a corps of young elite studs at offensive line like Duane Brown, XSF, and Jared Allen or whatever the fuck his first name is, are going to TEAR UP the asshole of the AFC South and the top two run defenses of the AFC (The Denver Broncucks and some disgraceful latinos up in Shittsberg).
Are you fucking listening? Because I'd hope you are. Because I'd hope you are prepared to get fucking SHELLED by the myriad of fucking offensive POWER HOUSES that this fucking team has. Oh? You don't know any of them? Haha silly me, I forgot that you started learning about football last December. Let me give you the run down real quick, so fucking listen up and pay attention retard.
Whitney Mercilus was IN-FUCKING-DISPUTABLY the best fucking WLB in the AFC, and possibly the League and his ability to absolutely anally fuck your team's shit up in the tough spots where a sack/fumble is needed will take the league by fucking storm. JJo, KJax, Ja'DEVeON CLOWNEY, The Fucking Mayor of Ding Dong City? Roughly 25 force fumbles combined, mark it down on your scorecard. And just wait for that fucking BBC to absolutely cuck the shit out of your WRs.
Post that fucking dumbshit ass post one more time you disgraceful spic, and just fucking watch what happens in the Regular season. Retard, thanks for listening..
>>67176654
Both are inferior to based manlet
>tfw already tall women wear heels
>>67176661
i thought nfl players were all 7 feet tall super athletes. where does this manlet play
>>67176618
Huh? I'm a Packers fan you dumb degenerate nigger.
We're on an anonymous fuckin message board and you're trying to recognize users based on their fucking flag as if there's only 1 poster from Canada in all of here.
>>67176617
He still gon' get paid
>>67176663
you need to get your head examined
>>67176664
I'm pretty sure I'd hear shit from my friends if I didn't bring them to a draft that I was being picked in.
This is kinda gay. Can we just get started
![temp20140508_DAL_draft_room69--nfl_mezz_1280_1024[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fCLPhlc.jpg "temp20140508 DAL draft room69 nfl mezz 1280 1024[1]")
who /WARROOM/ here?
>>67176590
>you were always complaining about how lonely you were during gamethreads
and now i've escaped the yearning for triviality that is human companionship and couldn't care less about how many friends i have or how many girls i've fucked
>you're a pussy
if you're so sure of yourself, give me your address and you'll see just how much of a fucking pussy i am when i'm beating the shit out of you
>>67176687
He only puts up numbers because fat Ben throw it to him every fuckin play, per capita Dez puts up much better numbers
>>67176673
The NFL Network stream is showing draftees walking down the "red carpet" doing little interviews and stuff.
Its not that bad really, they have to have filler for another hour
>watching the draft red carpet
Y'all niggas gayer than Kevin Dodd
>>67176694
>as if there's only 1 poster from Canada in all of here
there were only 2 and both of them were patsfags and one of them is dead now. that leaves you
>>67176707
I wonder how tense the war room actually is
>>67176691
>not being 6'3 130 lbs
stay jelly
>>67176710
He also catches passes ben throws at him
>>67176674
no
she moved to texas
>>67175936
Joey Bosa will lead the league in sacks
>>67176480
>>67176434
Crying MJ is literally the normie equivalent of Baneposting.
>>67176664
Maybe it's his brother?
I thought they advertised this shit as starting @ 7pm?
Now I found out it's just a bunch of niggers walking the red carpet? Holy shit, just announce the fucking names and get going.
>>67176705
when do it start?
>open every play
>productive every play
This makes him better
>>67176722
Sup Skellator
>>67176707
how many of them do you think are shitposting here right now?
>>67176605
You can't have him, fuck off.
>>67176709
Lmao shutup nigger
>>67176722
>130 lbs
>>67176717
the real comedy is the implication that any girl posting this image is worth a second date
>>67176736
im watching some weird shit about best draft picks ever. not sure if im the only one watching this shit
>>67175936
>Derrick Henry will be better than Ezekiel Elliot
There's bold and then there's retarded.
Who playoff hockey here?
>all these angry canadians
so much for good draft thread.
>>67176722
>130 lbs
thank u mr.skellington
>>67176728
I know that feeling. The girl I stalked moved away too. I don't think it was because of me though. I never got a restraining order. She just started ignoring my drunk 3 AM calls.
>>67176709
No you post your address and Ill come to you
>>67176736
8/7 central
So an hour from now
>>67176737
A bong.
>>67176720
>dumb nigger trying to identify individual members on an anonymous message board
> top kek fucking cringe
>>67176722
>6'3 130 lbs
Is this you?
man, what the fuck is up with these new faux artisanal sodas? it's fucking flavored sugar water
>>67176661
I could have made millions tearing up carpet from abandoned houses and making it into suits
>>67176722
>130 lbs
Jesus dude take care of yourself please
>>67176756
>implying any 'man' who'se height starts with 5 is even worth a first date
>>67176722
>Not being 6'3" 230 lbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
Post Bills memes I have none.
>>67176784
I just assumed that one was an alcoholic cola, but I forgot the name already so I can't google it.
>>67176749
you're about 5 seconds away from unearthing the violent, volatile nigger genes that years of self-management and meditation have buried deep within my soul
do not make the mistake of presuming i won't go to texas to beat the shit out of you. because i'd do it in aheartbeat m8, and then i'd fuck allison when i was done
>>67176757
I am too. Switched from the ESPN stream. Strangely this is better.
>>67176802
Here's the only one you need senpai
>>67176802
> some of these fine-ass black moms
Do the Patriots have the shittiest fanbase in the NFL?
>>67176722
I found a pic of you
>black guy has a nice dark blue tux with a subtle pattern
>wear whtie trainers with it
dropped
>>67176829
spoiler that shit holy fuck guy
>>67176818
Your trip has the best character.
I love the nigger angle. Also I'm fucking Allison right now and she said "NO NIGGERS"
>>67176770
pretty sure she didn't move away because of me
i don't think she knew the extent to which i was obsessed with her
that sucks, though. have you gotten better since then?
>>67176798
ok meme
I want to see the red carpet but I'm just getting a montage of draft picks from black and white TV times
>>67176829
2 spooky senpai cmon no need for that shit
>>67176834
>>67176821
Let this meme die, we're on the upclimb.
Im surprised there wasnt much backlash after Rex Ryan endorsed Trump
Im starting to notice only betas and poor minority losers hate Trump.
How does /NFL/ feel about pic related?
>>67176842
i'm going to kill you
>>67176757
Well the USA coverage is from 2 places, ESPN and NFL Network.
What I am seeing on my TV is an oscar like red carpet interviews on NFL Network.
The ESPN coverage is just changing over to berman and sportscenter coverage.
may be some other coverage
Wentz's mom is kind of milfy
>>67176842
Are you sure she didn't say "NO! NIGGERS!"
>>67176829
>>67176841
>>67176853
dont worry, that's actually a normally proportioned human in a costume
What're you eating in preparation?
>>67176857
>we're on the upclimb.
One hour until the draft
>>67176864
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am the the top member in the Astros Fan Club, and I’ve been involved in numerous cheer rallies on Hamilton Street, and I have started over 300 confirmed Waves. I am trained in banter warfare and I’m the top heckler in the entire 210 section. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scouts across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can heckle you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my foam finger. Not only am I extensively trained in Sabermetrics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Houston Astros Scouting Database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>67176877
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>>67176862
>Broncos
>Caring about some scrub they literally own
>>67175906
Eagles here
Please let the Great White Hope be good
Fuck sake, looks like Sky Sports are trying to do their own coverage.
>>67176857
sorry senpai, each team has its identity
you will always be the razor cakes
>>67176841
>>67176853
Just woke up /nfl/, what did I miss?
>>67176857
this is exactly why the meme is still relevant
>>67176857
you never learn do you
>>67175952
hope this faggot goes to cleveland 2bh
>>67176881
Gonna make a microwave macaroni cheese and then eat pringles.
>>67176862
>brady overturned 2016 banner
my fucking keks
>>67176728
>tfw she's having tranny sex with Oddish
>>67176693
probs a runningback. little bowlingball jackrabbit motherfuckers hide behind obeasts and launch surprise attacks
>>67176862
terribly drawn Sheev
>>67176881
Bout to microwave a grilled cheese
>>67176897
http://serbiaplus.club/nflnetwork.html
>>67176897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aesa-HzpXjc
>>67176707
it would be so much fun to be in a war room for a /bigevent/ like this. drafts are better than watching the actual sport
itt everyone is versatile
> you will never club mike mayock's face in
>On a cut
>the cute girl I have a crush on at work brings me a huge greasy burger and fries even though I didnt ask for one
>I said Im on a diet and threw it in the trash
>she doesnt talk to me for the rest of the day
Fuck did I mess up? I thought it was fucked up she didnt even ask if I wanted one.
>>67176896
cheeky
>>67176934
Cheers. I'm hoping they hand over to NFL Network's feed once the actual draft gets going.
>>67176843
Yeah. I got a job where I work and travel a lot and that helped. I lost all faith in ever finding a gf though. I'm content I guess for the most part. I was pretty depressed for a while though. Strangely when I stopped taking my anti depressents I got way better.
>>67176966
this will bait someone. excellent work
>>67176922
Need proof
>>67176756
shh tiny niglet
youve proved yourself in college...
>>67176722
i will never look as good as you in chelseas and it brings me great pain
What are you snacking on for the draft /sp/?
Got some fancy natural cheese doodles and some shortbread cookies.
>hargreaves hair
JUST
>>67177028
pure grain ethanol
>>67176089
I hope my team drafts Busta Rhymes.
>>67176993
Kind of, I didnt get handsome until after high school and started lifting and stuff so I missed out on a lot of high school social interaction, Im not good at reading peoples feelings or body language
>>67176973
Wow, its a weird feed.
Michael Irving on the red carpet IS nfl network feed, but the actual TV channel is showing me something different.
>>67176987
>where i work and travel a lot and that helped
i'd imagine so. when you're bored and idle it always seems to get worst. the traveling especially sounds nice. what places have you visited?
>I lost all faith in ever finding a gf though. I'm content I guess for the most part.
i know that feel. i'm at uni right now and i've spent this entire semester accepting that i'll never have friends or a gf, just numbing myself to it all. figure that's the best way to handle it.
>>67175936
>Derrick Henry will be better than Ezekiel Elliot
that's not that bold that's pretty obvious
>>67177003
yes, i'm sub-6', and the falcons also got swept by the bucs last season
what these two things have in common is their irrelevance. meme on me being a manlet all you want, doesn't change the fact that if you're ok with women treating shorter guys like shit, and you're a guy yourself, you're a cancer
>>67177124
are the prelude events actually interesting or are you all watching in boredom?
So can someone post Ramsey's mom?
i'm looking at player profiles on nfl.com but it doesn't show their gpa?
>>67177196
they didn't come to play school senpai
Mfw the cardinals draft cook in the first round and he ends up netter than Goff
>>67177220
Nigga I'm not watching the red carpet shit, that's gay. Besides beisbol is on
>>67177220
id say "of course not hes a baltipoor" but he couldve easily stolen one during the riots
>>67177226
woo hah
>>67176069
This. Fucking this.
>>67177257
Orioles lose by 5
we made it faggots
Any chance the Patriots use those two second round picks to trade up and draft "star player"?
>>67177176
i'm not ugly
>uninteresting
that's a more complicated matter
i'm really interested in certain fields, like music, programming and reading/writing, but none of those topics seem sufficient at holding that average girl's intellect, and the depth to which i invest myself in them seems to even offend some of them. in addition, most topics outside of those areas bore me so any attempts at discourse with me can be incredibly one-dimensional and unpleasant
what serves to make this so, so much worse is my crippling self-awareness that premptively convinces me no one will share any of these interests and kills whatever confidence they might otherwise imbue within me. in consequence, even if i found a girl that was interested in what i had to say, internalized doubt would convince me otherwise and i'd kill any potential for conversation myself
>>67177314
False
>Blake Bortles sacked 106 times in his first two seasons
Damn Jags, get your shit together.
>>67177344
the part in which people who aren't patriots fans post
How long should the first round take?
>non-brow Anthony Davis wants out of naners
You were already out when you decided to take your semi-retirement, you prick
>>67177365
i'm not ugly
and if you think that post means "i'm too smart for girls" you need to read it again
i'm not smart at all. self-awareness is not the same thing as intellect
>>67177380
SHOULD TAKE AN HOUR, WILL TAKE 3 HOURS.
>>67177381
gib
Are the commentators going to be ruining the picks this year by leaking who it is early?
>>67175872
name?
>>67177412
are you literally retarded? (Yes)
who /excited/ here
JOIN
O
I
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https://discord.gg/0vzAA0nrxCctoTcZ
>Nancy Goff
unf
>>67177332
>>67177365
i think i see what you're talking about now
>sufficient at holding that average girl's intellect
this was supposed to say "sufficient at holding the average girl's interest"
>>67177443
i'm not ugly
this argument is a meme
you're a meme
Gonna be a long night.
>>67177380
Forever. Lasts way too long.
>>67177466
pic
sure is tripfag in here
>>67177550
first day?
>>67177500
i'm not ugly
>>67177550
go to the other thread, the one for the actual pre-draft broadcast
this thread is kill
>>67177558
last day
>>67177578
NOT THIS MEME AGAIN, PLEASE NO
>>67177578
Damn, Jameis looks bad these days.
>>67177578
fuck off to /soc/
>>67177614
i catch about 10 white bitches checking me out daily
yesterday a qt sat down next to me in the library when there were vacant seats everywhere
don't try and meme me
>>67177578
NIGGA U LOOK LIKE A MII
>>67177578
ooga booga where da white allison's at
knew i shouldn't have posted that picture
>>67177500
fuck you
you were goading and seducing me the whole time
wings
take and bake pizza
12ver of stella
6 pack of sapporo
I'm fucking ready.
official teams who are gonna kill it in this draft power rankings
>1. Titans due to pure mathematics
>2. Bengals
>3. Jags
>4. Vikings hopefully
>5. Ravens
>6. Cardinals
>7. Raiders
>8. Seahawks
>9. Cowboys due to being in the top of each round
>10. Lions
>>67177691
that would be possible if these incidents occurred secluded from the light of day but they did not
who /manly tear during national anthem/ here?
If not you need to leave immediately.
If you don't have USA flag you need to leave immediately.
>>67177692
Browns.
>>67177946
we back baby!
>>67177920
I'm American and the anthem being sung at this event is retarded.
>>67177996
Said every Browns fan for the last 40 years. :(
>>67178255
and ill say it for the next 40 years
>>67178237
You're fucking retarded
what stream are you guys using
>>67178286
cable
>>67178286
I'M WATCHING AT ALLISON'S
>>67178286
cable
>>67178362
>>67178379
>>67178381
c u t e
i'm trying to watch this from the library while i study for finals
anyone got that draft comic where they draft a ham sandwich or some sort of food?
>>67178284
Well done.
Comfy achieved. Now it's time for some hype
>>67178286
>Watching the draft
I'm watching the Orioles take a literal shit on the White Sox\
>>67178450
Its a waffle
>>67178644
it's the best way to stay informed on the meme scene
>>67178644
>baseball
lôl cúck
>>67178286
E!SPN has better quality for me so that one
https://twitter.com/barstooltweets/status/725838969175433217/video/1
>>67178644
>The dodgers have been to the world series more recently than Baltimore
why are the orioles such an embarrassing franchise
>all those boos for Goodell
That's about the right amount
>>67179205
WHAT
>>67178281
I hate you. ...But dammit, I respect you.
>taking the full 10 minutes for the first pick
rams pls
>>67179205
Why does he wear the mask?
>When Kuechly knocks him on his ass
Wew
>Lions said they'd take Vernon Butler if he was there at 16
>>67179205
>https://twitter.com/barstooltweets/status/725838969175433217/video/1
based
Suzy was a fine MILF
still a fine GILF
WHO /ONLYFRANCHISEWITHUNDEFEATEDSEASON/ HERE?????
>>67179205
>https://twitter.com/barstooltweets/status/725838969175433217/video/1
>Hitting a plastic gas mask bong held togethor with tape
>Not even clearing it
never going to amount to anything
>>67179703
Neck yourself
>>67179841
Dont you have a wall to be building pedro?
>>67179886
Yeah around the shitty state of Florida.
>Sandy Eggo
>>67179986
good. maybe itll keep you god damn welfare consuming beanbabys out of my state
>He's got a good motor
>>67179703
Not me... But I do have these six rings.
New EDP
https://youtu.be/hdYQsKFzupg
https://youtu.be/hdYQsKFzupg
https://youtu.be/hdYQsKFzupg
I guess I can live with Bosa.
I just hope Karl Joseph is there in the 2nd.
>Elliott
LMAO
D-Do well Jagbros! >We aren't picking for a while.
>>67180692
>Tunsil
>dat high
>>67180692
>Pedo State RB will NEVER EVER be picked this high
>>67180729
kek'd
>Drafting Ohio State anything in the first round
wew lads.
Elliot will be better than Emmitt
Of course the Jags fan is Arab.
Gj Jagbros!
t. Panthersfriend.
FUCK YOU JACKSONVILLE I HOPE BORTLES GETS KILLED WHEN JOKELEL MISSES A BLOCK
Lel Jags just won the draft
Can they stop booing Roger, it's so played out. It's like people that still say U mad
>>67181005
Indubitably :3
>>67180982
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK
That's it. Jerrah is officially completely senile. Dallas is careening down into late 00s Raiders tier. Bad times ahead, friends. Maybe he'll die soon.
>>67181015
end your life
>picking Zeke when the RB depth next year is so deep
kek....Kek.....KEK
Leonard Fournette will be the GOAT
>>67180982
>>67181054
Burrsfag here, who were you hoping for?
>>67181171
THIS
>Dalvin Cook
>Christian Mcaffery
>Leonard Fournette
>>67181181
for the jags to not get ramsey....
WTF they didn't even talk about who the Ravens might take
>>67181181
I wanted Ramsey to fall to the Ravens
>>67181220
Zeke better than all of them put together
>not taking Tunsil
HOLY SHIT
>White girl
>stanley
wat....
kek
>OLD BAY
>EVER BEING RIGHT
Dammit... We just drafted Eugene Monroe 2.0 to replace Eugene Monroe. I trust Ozzie and all but damn...
>>67181276
Tunsil was too busy following in Afroman's footsteps.
>>67181338
>c-chargers are going Tunsil
>>67181276
>>67181313
Did you just hear what Mayock said? Tunsil might not even get drafted after that Twitter post
>>67181252
ehhh cook and fournette are animals man
>>67181313
>haha, if only these NFL teams knew as much about football as me, a fat autistic faggot posting on a Cambodian origami forum
>>67181378
>C-chargers are going Stanley
>>67181396
i swear if the fucking seahawks don't fucking pick him up i'll scream
Hop in tunsil, there's room in the back
ITS A HACKER
ITS 4CHAN
THEY DID IT FOR THE KEKS
and not a typical nigger being a dumb cunt
THEY ACTUALLY TALKED ABOUT TUNSIL
MADMAN
Well at least Stanley can speak English
>>67181435
Look at what happened with Collins last year dude
>>67181499
>implying my team is shitty enough to draft already
the ride never ends
if tunsil falls the 10 the giants WILL draft him
>"hacked"
>normies still believe this every time a dumbass athlete posts something they don't have the foresight to realize is stupid
>>67181499
>lmao i'm sorry your team drafted a bad pick man
Says the guys who's team sold the farm for Wentz
DeForest Buckner
>>67181608
>make retarded posts
>get called out
>m-my fee fees
Tripfags are literally all the same. Pathetic and insecure. Don't ever talk to me or my team again
>>67181617
Why would it matter if it was hacked or not? It was still him in that video smoking pot
why do they play the Harry Potter music every time Goodell comes out?
>>67181729
You're the biggest retard in here you know that? Like mind boggling retarded
Loving Every Laugh
>>67181761
because it still reflects on how much of a dumbass you are if you intentionally posted it. at least if you were actually hacked you had no control over it.
>TITANS TRADE RAPING EVERYONE
the titans look really fucking smart now
>>67181396
o he smoke da reefah so bad no draft for him oooo ooga booga
fuck off
Field Yates @FieldYates 37s37 seconds ago
In order to move up to the 8th pick, the Titans shipped pick 16, a 2016 third-rounder and a 2017 second-rounder.
Tunsil BTFO
>>67181901
nevermind
TUNSIL IS FREE FALLING!
>>67181949
>>67181901
TUNSIL
U
N
S
I
L
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL9UeAmcjnw
Welcome to Tennessee baby!
>>67182019
sorry for your loss
>>67181906
>o he smoke da reefah so bad no draft for him oooo ooga booga
>fuck off
Did you make this post before or after Conklin got drafted? Either way you are dumb
>>67182015
>the #1 pick by talent
>falling to #9 at best
JUST
>>67182077
Jack Conklin is based but they will regret not taking Tunsil
My guess is the Raidniggers take him since their o-line is stacked as is he can serve the inevitable suspension then next year take Donald Penn's spot.
>>67182083
says the tripfag with the incorrect draft predictions that he spammed shamelessly in every general along with a poor attempt at making ratbird copypasta
What did Cleveland just get for trading down?
>>67182235
The only predictions I made were Elliot going to the Cowboys and the Iggles trading up for a QB both of which came true. The copypasta wasn't me.
>>67182313
2nd for next year and 3rd for this year
>NOT RELEASING A VIDEO OF YOUR WIFE'S SON SMOKING WEED ON HIS TWITTER.
LMAO STAY KEKED KEKS.
>>67182313
1st, two 2nds and a 3rd IIRC
>>67182376
My wife and her son are at her boyfriend's house right now.
Couldn't record 'em.
>>67182436
BUT HE LEFT HIS TWITTER OPEN WHILE HE'S IN CHICAGO RIGHT?
>>67182436
carl the cuck confirmed
Looks like the Ravens dodged a bullet there. Big thanks to whoever posted that video on his twitter
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