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>2 posts early
kys
>>67167588
I'm a madman
AHHHHH CHANDLER HELP ME AHHHHH
>>67167569
no thread war and a surprisingly well done OP wtf
>>67167569
good content, good timing, good thread link
nice op. well done.
>its a lets suck the OP's thread for not being a spazz episode
first for duffy
what's the best weight division ever?
i vote welterweight. heavy a close second due to meme fighers and meme fights
Photo shoot on top of tokyo
Photos for the most popular magazine in Japan #friday
I received the magazine's photos now and then post for you!
Tokyo and their incredible places.
I gradually putting magazines and videos.
Very happy to work hard and win this affection
"Gabi on top of the world" to #fridaymagazine
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEvh1joh3Y8/?taken-by=gabigarciaoficial
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/27/11519942/ronda-rousey-signs-three-movie-deal-with-the-lifetime-network
So you wanna be a fuckin actor
>>67167718
pretty much this with middleweight thrown in
>>67167723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFi6UFEWZzM
What's the mind blowing fight the are going to make for 200?
It has to be Lawler vs somebody not named Tyron Woodley for me to care.
>>67167738
I'm worried boys... will Ronda ever return to The Octagon™?
>>67167718
who this white boii famalam?
>>67167752
>watching cuckball
>>67167771
James Toney's back!
>>67167771
there is nobody else for him, should be wonderboy but for some reason they are punishing rory with that fight. scum shills
>>67167738
>ronda acting
jesus christ
>>67167771
gsp, obviously.
>>67167738
the only fighter that should act is Cain Velazquest
>>67167738
>lifetime movies
JUST
>>67167747
shes is literally a clueless little girl stuck in a wanderlei silva on steroids on steroids on more steroids body
>>67167779
>>67167704
fuck off with this heterosexual shit. ring girls need to be rid of. get a load of rory to take your mind off this straight hue male /heem/.
>>67167738
>Lifetime Movie Network
HOLLYWOOD HERE I COME
Nate flexing on a faggot in tuf5 and completely BTFOing him for writing suck it
muh boy
when is the next natty goat fight?
Did anyone else here feel that Khabib looked somewhat vulnerable on the feet against Horchie boy?
What is the True key to defeating Khabib Nurmagomedov?
>>67167865
stop posting this white boii senpai, you're embarrassing yourself haa
>>67167880
vs whittaker let's make it happen
>>67167880
Bisping-Rashad makes sense.
>>67167902
conors left hand
>>67167909
nah, title fight, fuck that goof
>>67167903
>black heavyweights
kek
>>67167902
gently poke fun at his religion until he loses it and gets put on a no-fly list
How fucking dumb is Dana?
Does he not know that Conor is getting great job requests as we speak? And he doesn't want to stay at UFC after getting stockton'd and humiliated by Dana.
>>67167902
Khabib stand up is ass.
If he runs into someone he cant take down he will get memed on badly. but thats a big 'if'
>>67167902
slapping a fist across his stationary head as he wardles in for a clinch
or subbing him, like tony ferguson would've
Teru, showing off the new Reebok fite kit.
Ben Askren is a beast
>>67167948
lol
>>67167986
>or subbing him, like tony ferguson would've
>>67167948
be careful
>there are people who like luke douchehold
>>67167993
Quite the opposite, he is a machine
>>67167902
Khabib's stand up is pretty sloppy, if he fought Conor I wouldn't surprised in the slightest if Conor clipped him with the left and put him to sleep.
>>67167993
Askren's fights are fun because he is world class on the ground and poo poo tier on the feet so you always have a feeling that his opponent has a chance to light him up on the feet.
friendly reminder that conor ducked nate diaz and is probably mentally ruined as a fighter
>>67167964
>Does he not know that Conor is getting great job requests as we speak?
and? He's got a contract which I'm pretty sure Dana isn't letting him out of
>>67168018
you'd seriously pick mememedov over el cucuy?
khabibs highlight is hugging the current champ for 3 rounds 3 years ago.
>>67165684
back up du
*neck sniffin
>>67168071
>I wouldn't surprised in the slightest if Conor clipped him with the left and put him to sleep.
>Conor having the power to put anyone other than manlets to sleep
>>67168107
he asked for the fight you fucking retard. he's still spewing memes in the face of flustered execs as of today..
>>67168147
yeah after he ducked a press conference in stockton and then retired. he's scared to be in the same room as nate and now that the fight is canceled he's memeing to save face for his shitty casual fans
>>67168139
khabib is a manlet. conor would find his chin easily.
>>67168044
I like both guys, especially as fighters
>>67168131
du i know you didnt just do dat
>>67168196
>this video is still up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtCJKPxtVJ8
post yfw Rory gets memed on by Wondermeme, goes to Bellator fights for the title and gets BTFO by Koreshkov
HEEM ME
>>67168233
>throw it homie
i tried to find the video of nate trying to throw down with some fool but its not on youtube
>>67168147
Conor is mentally fucked. This whole shitshow is solely because he's so shaken after the loss.
>I need to tren as mooch as I can, yeh
That's basically his fear of losing again manifested. He's afraid of not being able to win again. And perhaps if this were a press conference the week of the fight I could see where he's coming from, but it was THREE MONTHS prior to the actual fight. To claim that flying from Iceland to LA 3 months before the fight is going to irreparably hinder your ability to fight is nothing but irrational fear.
Conor went from a guy who would take any fight on any bit of short notice to someone afraid to lose out on a day or two of training 3 months prior to a fight. And you're gonna tell me he isn't afraid?
>>67168292
BTFO DUMMY :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67168096
True. Askren rode Koreshkov like a bull and made him look like a chump
https://twitter.com/SecretMovesMMA/status/725707837469384705
hello heem i need some ngannou in my life
>>67168292
ahahah
>>67168275
>>67168177
its like you're writing fan fiction. he wants to train to win the fight. he didn't realize the disparity when he hopped up to welterweight but would like to be successful there so wants time out to get some real good training in.
saying this man is fearful of a press conference is fucking retarded and you need to take a break from the sport. he's strolled around brazil berating their champ, entered the octagon multiple times with immense pressure on his shoulders, there's no discernible fear behind any of his actions.
>>67168398
He's not fearing the press conference itself you maniac, he's fearing a 2nd loss to Nate.
Dana and the Fertitas BTFO. How will they ever recover?
>>67168096
same with Khabib
>>67168275
I still think there's something going on behind the scenes that we're not aware of. I'm sure Conor is a bit shook but being so obsessive and mentally devastated that he's literally refusing to skip a single day of training three months prior to the fight is pretty out there. My guess is that there's some underlying issue with either money or USADA that isn't out in the open.
>>67168423
>more likes and retweets than the UFC 200 card announcement tweet
>>67168292
Dana has a point, I honestly don't get the goofs who complain about 'watered down' card. Are you a true fight fan or not? Also no one is forcing you to watch every card.
el cucui will be the champ within 2 years
>>67168460
El Cucky will get savaged by RDA, Khabib, Cerrone, or McGregor
>>67168509
DELETE THIS
>>67168422
Conor didn't want to do press for UFC200 because he
1. wanted to train, which is more than fair
2. he needed to maintain that character image of being bigger than the show, which was hurt after getting jitsed like a bum
Conor was probably more scared of Chad than he'll ever be of Nate. Not that it matters because Nate split.
god who cares about press fonferenes #wewantconner we should all post thatt on twitter conner is the best thing to
happen to ufc if they dont shut up about press fonferences only a few geeky nerds watch them he will leave connor
will make more money on his own than
all the ufc put together #letthemfight we should post that too we need to get behind connor he is our type of fighter
4chan should be supporting him the only people who slate him are the kind of nerdy geeks he used to beat up in school
hahahaha fuk you nerds and your press conferences no one cares just let them fight
>>67168439
Is it really that much easier to believe that there's a USADA conspiracy than to believe Conor is thinking and acting irrationally after getting destroyed by the man he had a rematch with in the main event of the potentially biggest UFC card in history?
Conor is ultra-competitive and built his name and brand up to Ronda levels of fame only to get out-struck and choked out by a journeyman with 10 days notice. Kavanagh is big on "just do whatever ye can to prepare and that way if you lose you don't feel as bad" and Conor is taking that to the literal extreme, refusing to miss out on any training. In other words, he's at least partially blaming his media obligations for his loss, and doesn't want to allow those same media obligations to effect him the 2nd go around.
whats a good webm making platform lads I want you guys to share/re experience these gr8 n8 moments
>>67168551
t.facebook
I wont ever be heemed by a foreigner. It's just not an option.
Does anyone else feel the same?
>>67168044
Chris and Luke are good complements to each other.
>east coast vs west coast, which at least matters to americans
>wrestler vs...striker?
>married christian man vs whispy bachelor
>equal height, reach, build
>both hunks
>both pure whites appealing to mass audiences
good rivalry t b h
>>67168635
I wont ever be heemed by a nigger
>>67168180
lolno. Conor only has knockout power against people he's bigger than, which isn;t khabib. Not to mention Khabib would fucking ragdoll him like a bitch before he could throw more than a couple of punches
>>67168636
it really is a super marketable rivalry/fight, UFC should push that ey
>>67168551
>yfw conard fans are actually this dumb
>>67168650
I think you'd be surprised
>>67168635
Same. Ill just shoot them.
>>67168661
Reminds me of Jones/Cormier in a sense that JBJ is an uncle tom from Endicott who decided to nig, and DC is a literal nig from Shitsvile, Ghettobrug that goes out of his way NOT to nig. It's to have a healthy amount of mandrama booking to keep main events interesting for the casuals.
>>67168635
It will literally happen soon, probably a somalian or some kind of arab
>>67168687
They'll have to learn others moves besides wild haymakers and tapdancing before they can dust anyone but other niggers
I would heem anybody ITT with astounding savagery.
NONE of you would come to Chicago and catch these hands.
>>67168713
Jones is a sociopath and DC is a beta-pussy. Neither are really all that black.
>>67168750
I wouldn't go to Shitcago on general principle
>>67168750
I live in Chicago, lad. I'll be your huckleberry
>>67168750
>living in Chiraq
you wont last the weekend m8
>>67168768
DCs dad getting killed on his front lawn at a fried chicken bbq is pretty black. And his daughter died in a car accident.
To be Daniel is to be in suffering
>>67168768
>breaking laws constantly
>isn't that black
>>67168776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY
if wasn't for /heem/ i'd make that decision on gp
had to do it all again i'd make that decision on gp
all the nights i don't die for /heem/
wouldn't believe how many nights i ain't died for /heem/ on gp
>>67168713
People who mistake JBJ for a real nigga forget his brother is named fucking Chandler. His family is corny as shit.
>>67168783
You're probbo some suburbanite mate.
>>67168275
>I could see where he's coming from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RljCTJM9gMs
Gustafsson is never coming back is he lads?
>>67168905
Doesnt seem like it breh, he was a fun addition to to the top of the LHW party
>>67168882
I hate this about Americans. They'll be from some suburb miles away from a city but claim to be from that city. I get that that no one knows about their little suburb but it would be better to just say "I grew up just outside of [insert city]"
>>67168460
thats a big girl
This guy.
This fucking guy.
>>67168550
>1. wanted to train, which is more than fair
The conference was THREE months out, come on. No training camp is going on there. And besides, how is it "fair" if he gets to skip out but his opponent has to attend?
>2. he needed to maintain that character image of being bigger than the show, which was hurt after getting jitsed like a bum
Fuck his character image, honestly. I don't care about it and neither does anyone but him.
>>67168905
he lost to all the top bulls. other than beating bader he has nothing left to do
its not that big of a deal anyway, latifi will appeal to swedes better
>>67168905
I still think he can beat Jones ;_;
>>67168949
you're from kent mate settle down
>>67169006
Has he shaken things up more in three months than McGoof has in eight?
>>67169006
all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug
>>67169065
No.
>>67168423
>>67168423
Conor sounds like a pissed off kid because he got BTFO. 2nd time this year he got his ass beat
>tfw born too early to get into mma at an early age
>tfw fat
>tfw never been in a fight in my life
No hope for me lads.
>>67169011
I'm with you, famalam. I'm just trying to separate what's more than likely the case from this TMZ-tier speculation. What I want more than anything if for things to get back on track, one way or another.
>>67169006
I sorta knew that I was witnessing something gigantic when he was slapping around Conor in the 2nd, but I had no idea it would lead to what it has led to.
Nate will go down as a legend.
>>67169088
agree, lad winning by submission is pussy move like nipple twisting ur little brother, sure you win who cares? nate is a pussy haha
>>67169104
you never know lad, based khalil was lile 300 pounds not so long ago
>>67169104
do you think having to defend yourself from mortal wounds is fun?
>>67169121
>This anti-Conair leaf faggot spamming threads
So sad, mate.
>>67168402
>Goof status: rektomized
>>67169104
This exactly describes Joey Beltran as well. He still trained, lost weight, and made it to the UFC.
Does Conor just surround himself with jerk offs?
Kavanagh can't seem to keep out of the headlines. What other coach does this?
Guys, I cannot wait for this fight. Perfect matchup in every way. And as much as I'd like to see somebody get heemed because both guys could use a highlight win, I just know it's going to be a spicy five-round banger. June can't get here soon enough.
The MMA Beat is on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyYpJgtbKuQ
>>67169148
Did you win any more of your imaginary fights my boy? We're all rooting for you.
>>67168292
hahahahahahaahhahaah
>>67169006
just watched him full off a jitz clinic in his first fight in tuf5, he was going for a lot of takedowns that he doesn't use anymore really. Doesn't have the strength to execute a lot of take downs that aren't sweeps
>>67169183
>Does Conor just surround himself with jerk offs?
I guess partly, but he also makes people that way with his charisma. Blinded by memes no one even questions his abilities when the coach should do it constantly.
>>67169092
The difference is he has a vocal and loyal fanbase who back his every move, so rather than just ignore him people don't stop talking
I am on Zuffa's payroll
>>67169200
What?
>>67169199
buy your shirts
>>67169254
is selling shirts fun? I imagine you meet a lot of interesting fite fans
>>67169276
I shill on the UG
>>67169254
Sad fact: In the mid-00s they paid celebrities such as Paris Hilton to appear at their shows so they could put them on camera.
>>67169251
>a vocal and loyal fanbase
that's one way to say it. It also changes absolutely nothing.
>>67169254
5 shekels have been withdrawn from your account
>>67169285
how can I get on the Zuffa payroll? I am a true fighfan and watch all the fights
>dana announces 200
>some dc dick sucking may mays
>next day people back to talking about conor
based conor
Is Khabib a muslim? I don't think I can unironically root for a muslim desu.
>>67169268
*tips flat cap*
post your antiboy
excited to see him get rekt again
>>67169305
he would be much more based if he'd be in a card
>>67169291
you just know
>>67169325
I hate this pile of human filth more than any other figure in the entire MMA world.
>>67169311
He has a talent, but i can't wait to see his ass getting heem'd. I fucking hate humorless muslims
>>67169254
how much do you get paid?
>>67169325
>muh america
>bland af goofball
>beat on over the hill meme mw
>le iv excuse man
>>67169303
http://www.ufc.com/careers
click on "internships"
>>67169332
would paris
>>67169355
>tfw you will never be Nick the Tooth's coffee getter
>>67169349
shut up
>>67169342
Yeah, getting worked up over a tweet from a goof with a literal ponytail was pretty gay. Maybe the religion of peace can learn to handle some bants.
is he a BULL?
>>67169349
>le I can throw spinning back kicks too surferboy
>>67169412
>couldn't finish Jon Villontay
>>67169412
European bull.
>>67169419
Man, he looked worse than GSP after his fight with steakman. Those elbows fucked him up bad.
>>67169325
>"Georges, I'm going to go to the death. I'm going to try to kill you and I'm not joking about this."
>>67169412
Are Albanians white?
cody 'no touch' ?
not sure if he is my boy for this or not
What are the chances Wonderboy heems Rory, vs the chances of MacDonald ragdolling him like with Diaz?
>>67169443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Zb0i3Ok3E
>>67169479
I think Rory ragdolling is a better chance. He's gonna apply a lot of pressure like Matt Brown did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTuElM6T50w
>>67169355
Well lads, would you?
>>67169479
I'm afraid wonderboy is going to send rory to bellendor
He's been training grappling with his two brother in laws, machado and weedman.
>>67169422
>ragdolling twink white boiii
>not a bull
>>67169479
I really want to see Wonderboy get a shot at the blood orc, but Rory McMeme will probably win
>>67169516
>25-29 hpw
el em ayoh
>>67169464
Lucky bastard; Gets to fuck hot as fuck latinas like that
>>67169497
>Rory ragdolling guys again
Yes please.
https://youtu.be/2UM2fbBz8Nc
>>67169566
haha
>>67169464
no matter how nice his clothes are he can't hide those retarded neck tattoos
>>67169088
>>67169126
Shocker, the proxy irish flag troll is a salty brit.
>>67169464
look at his tiny little hands, goddamn
>>67169566
lol
lads, had a nightmare that I was making my professional MMA debut vs Glover on like a days notice.
>>67169516
so $200 a week and no benefits
>>67169566
wasn't he in the hospice?
>>67169566
lmao
>>67169606
buy a first class ticket to Albuquerque and learn the art of pokeyedo
>>67169516
It's not like anyone else is paying me.
>>67169609
>Thinking the UFC would respect their interns when they don't even respect their fighters
>>67169566
haha good post sir
>>67169614
>>67169407
>thinkong that he manages his twitteraccount
>not knowing abdel aziz tweets for him
>>67169650
>not thanking God
exposed
>>67169521
The suplex was only memorable part of that match. I'm surprised they didn't give the nod to Villante, considering how fucked the judging was that night.
>>67169637
that's a paid position UFC interns i'd imagine do it for free
>>67169516
I don't think i'd be able to get it, I heard conor was applying as well and I think he has some strings to pull on in the ufc
>>67169519
God, I hope not. As of now, I think he's still the best WW contender. Him vs Matt Brown would be money.
>>67169678
>young UFC brunette perving on fighter weigh-ins.bmp
>>67169543
Either outcome is good for fightfans, friend. That's why this fight is so good; guaranteed spicy banger without bad outcome. Unless of course MacDonald leaves afterwards.
>>67169671
>how fucked the judging was
other than the lawlor anderson being 30-27 i don't remember the judging being ass desu
>>67169726
god, even Anderson didn't believed it at the presser later.
>>67169516
i was a dishwasher as a teenager, mindless work but pretty much nonstop manual labor in a stupidly hot kitchen, i remember one day things being slow so i sat down on a crate next to the dishwasher and the boss came over and yelled telling me to keep busy
>>67169678
For free? Who in their right mind would ever work for 0 compensation?
Why doesn't Conor get posters like this
>>67169516
It is unacceptable to have this kind of job past high school desu
>>67169516
How do you handle overhead on $200 a week? Do you at least get free fight tickets?
sup heem . haen't been here for a week, any new memes?
>>67169771
Wish we had more interesting fight posters these days. UFC175 and UFC181 were really good
>>67169866
2/2
>>67169809
with your 2nd and even 3rd job
after which you still have no money to show for it at the end of the week
>>67169845
7 eggs minimum seems to have gained steam. ngannouposting at an all time high. schaubposting and (You)-farming on the down. invest in 3 steaks minimum and dc memes as i predict they will skyrocket soon.
Off to adan for the weather, adan
>>67169866
>>67169886
Zuffa stinks at graphic design mostly..... they should hire DSE's ppl if Sakakibara hasn't snapped them all up for RIZIN yet.
What is everyone's favorite MMA poster?
>>67169963
The one where I'm BALLS DEEP in your mom, pussy!
>>67169976
There goes my career. Goodbye /heem/
CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW IN THE FUCK DID ANTHONY PETTIS EVER BECOME A CHAMPION?
WHO WAS THE POOR BASTARD WHO HAD A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE DAY AND BECAME A SILLY CAN FOR A MOMENT THAT ALLOWED THAT BITCH BOY TO HOLD GOLD?
>>67169999
>WHO WAS THE POOR BASTARD WHO HAD A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE DAY AND BECAME A SILLY CAN FOR A MOMENT THAT ALLOWED THAT BITCH BOY TO HOLD GOLD?
Casuals, please fuck off
>>67169999
dana literally said he was p4p #1
>>67169511
Pls post the rogan kettlebells webm with the black background
>>67169999
He won against 4 literal meme fighters: Lauzon, Cowboy, Henderson, and Melendez.
>mfw people actually believed Pettis could beat Aldo
aldo's wife is bigg
>>67169866
weidman looks like the goddamn joker
>>67169999
does anyone have the webms of him throwing all those meme kicks his last fight
I require this
>>67170014
>An 189er Britbong calling MOI a casual
Fucking hilarious.
>>67170031
The fact that the conference audience went from 360k when Conor was it to 33k when he wasn't shows Dana doesn't understand his own business.
>>67170071
>Henderson
I REMEMBER A TIME WHEN EVERYONE SAID HE WOULD BE UNDEFEATED FOREVER AND BECOME A LEGEND.
>Meanwhile, on Lellator....
>>67170057
https://youtu.be/vX9Mbk8I-MI?t=2m24s
Great story.
>>67169963
looks like gay porn desu
>>67170128
Based Anon. I laughed so much during that interview, holy shit.
>>67167880
Bisping sucks and the british people dont even like him. In the Silv afight nobody cheered at the end because they all knew Silva blacked Bisbong
>>67170111
which conferences are you comparing?
>>67170075
are whites or japanese the most privileged class in brazil?
>>67170075
that's a tranny if I ever saw one
>>67170111
the press conference yesterday has 380,000 views, the vid with ~33k is the 16 second "UFC 200: Tickets On Sale Friday" vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo
>>67169516
Honestly considering my current situation I would do it. Especially if there's a chance of getting higher on the hierarchy.
Success story from dishwasher to Matchmaker
tuf link where?
>>67170111
>>An 189er Britbong calling MOI a casual
sussed me out
>>67170075
Nigga has excellent taste in women.
Jones should get in contact with Lesnar and take lessons from whoever taught him to be a heel, because he's fucking shit at it tbqh /heem/.
>>67170224
>Being this poor in europe
Not even neets are considering taking a job as a dishwasher
>>67169516
>25-29 hours a week to avoid having to pay medical insurance and other costs at full time emplyment
i think dana wrote this job flyer himself
Hard to pass up a chance to jizz in the salds of your least favorite fighter
>>67169963
this one has the added benefit of being a GOAT event as well
>>67170251
It's not about money, I'd be pay more in France doing dishes than doing it for the UFC;
>>67170288
hard to pass up the chance to lick the plates of your fightfu
>>67170182
delet thsi
Fabio Maldonado is NOT natty
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/28/11528482/mma-news-fabio-maldonado-plans-to-use-dhea-for-fedor-match-admits-use-in-ufc
>>67170195
yeah
>>67170203
t. gay
>>67170230
mein nigga
>>67170031
Dana is a fightfan, which means like a hard 70% of his opinions are shit. Luckily, he's not the head matchmaker.
>"this is not a broken foot"
>broken bone literally sticks out at the back of the foot
wow ufc doctors are even more incompetent than herb dean
Good op, op
>>67169419
Dr. Stitch, I'm KIA
>>67170380
>Aldo fucks a man on regular basis
>His homolust for McGregor got the best of him so he was disoriented and couldn't fight
Told you people the 13s thing had an explanation.
is claudiA A LESBIAN?
during this scene it looked like she wanted to kiss joanna instead of fight her
>>67170447
>"I did not push him"
>"I merely put my hand on his neck and I bent him over"
McGregor was tsun as fuck for Aldo, who hadn't discovered his true feelings.
>>67170480
They probably both enjoy a good fisting.
>this guy slaps your girl's ass in the club
what do?
>>67170480
>>67170494
reminder, you need a dick to have sex
>>67170393
>>67170439
>>67170476
These are great. The point of posters is to catch the eye, not just to blend into all the other sports noise you'd see a Buffalo Wild Wings. Why are they trying to homogenize everything about the UFC?
>>67170480
super qt Claudia
>>67170480
Let's start this episode of Ultimate Surrender out in north south.
>>67170480
I hate brazilian fighters, but I'm falling for Clawdja. What's happening to me, /heem/?
>>67170495
Machete comes in mind.
>>67170513
>The point of posters is to catch the eye
No, graphic design first year, the point of posters is to advertise the product. Without a-priori knowledge of what Pride is, I have no idea what the fuck these are trying to sell me.
>>67170480
Fuck, muh dick.
Claudjia, you little whore, stop it.
>Gadelha means whore in Portuguese
How will this woman do in her MMA debut?
>>67170495
"sorry bitch, you're on your own!"
>>67170584
who?
>>67170380
She looks more masculine than him.
post yfw mcgoober is obviously scared of losing to nate twice
>>67170631
Colbey Northcutt
>>67170535
same here desu
>>67170660
thats not colbey u goof
claudia has an ugly face but it's her accent along with her hair and brown eyes that makes fat /heem/ neckbeards fall for her
she has that typical way she carries herself like many girls from portugal and italy and brazil do
this is exotic and passionate and the exact contrast to the average /heem/ neckbeard's behaviour, which is why he finds claudia attractive even though she is small, ugly, stupid and has muscles like a man
>>67170659
Not really.
Here are my sisters, which one would do best in the ufc?
>>67170768
That great big fat one on the left
>>67170768
The one who got underhooks in obviously.
I'd heem them both.
>>67170745
don't get emotional
>mfw all this trouble conor is going through to duck a fight he requested
>>67170858
He's been binging on potato water.
>>67170535
Same. She's quickly become my all-time favourite WMMA fighter and I don't really feel comfortable with that.
Despite all my rage I am still just a potato in a cage
>>67170922
You're one emotional motherfucker. Crying in this thread all day.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEwSBM0sDE6/
l-lads....hes.....hes driving
>Conor gets cucked by Nate at 170
>Hasn't defended the 145 belt
>Demands a rematch
>Gets it, no questions asked
>Aldo can't get a rematch after holding the belt for years
>>67171019
Jacare, Aldo is made of glass
>>67171017
I'm guessing that was Jon Jones since the page isn't there anymore
>>67171017
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEuaJgkMDF9/?taken-by=jonnybones
>Paige
>Chuck
You have to leave
>>67170380
Looks like an actual dude
>>67171019
Aldo defended the belt once in eleven years.
>>67170556
Only because you cant read Japanese
Brandao cut by the UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/28/11530590/diego-brandao-released-by-the-ufc-following-felony-arrest?utm_campaign=mmafighting&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
>>67171078
>Things aren't always as bad as they seem. Storms do pass, sometimes you have to learn to dance in the rain. My car accident was one year ago from yesterday
This guy is nuts. Probably has some deep personality issues
>>67169011
If you don't care about his character than you wouldn't mind if he and Nate were absent from press?
>>67171213
I meant to say character maintenance. And Nate was never offered the chance to be absent, he turned up anyway and Conor ducked.
>>67170447
>>67170635
>>67171104
>nu animu waifu cucks
ON 4CHAN? NO WAY!?
>>67171265
brb going to watch 3 hours to get your point
>>67171006
You got BTFO like thrice today, why are you still here?
>>67171328
on doit pas pleurer, mon frere
>>67171328
>all Canadians are one
Pretty inspirational stuff tbqh
>>67171328
Sorry, remind me again who got BTFO by the 200 presser?
>>67171442
>Being this obsessed with people on 4CHAN
Holy shit.
have we already discussed this part of the new season of ultimate fighter?
>>67171451
the fuck's going on here?
>>67171494
>I'm screencapping your post
>gets mad when people screencap his posts in return
Plus throwing a shitfit in a thread over McGoober ducking Diaz and then getting thoroughly and completely wrecked when all your unsubstantiated claims fell apart paints you in a pretty bad light buddy
Why should we take any of your opinions seriously at all?
>>67171442
BTFO
>>67171540
I didn't actually screencap anyone's post, you subhuman autist. The fact that you went the extra mile to make that collage is a red flag that I shouldn't waste any time talking to you at all, let alone take your cuck opinions seriously.
>Being LITERALLY obsessed with me
>>67171586
I like showing /heem/ how delusional retards like you are
Don't like it? Don't post retarded shit
Also I have yet to post any of my opinions regarding 200 or anything else, all I've done is expose you for the mouthbreathing delusional Conor nuthugger you are
>>67171585
>hey holly what are you doing?
>>67171636
>I like showing /heem/ that I'm an autistic cuck who lives up to the reputation of collective autistic cucks that my country is known for
Ftfy.
Sit the fuck down, son. Use this obsessive spergness of yours for good.
Jesus Christ, you're actually making me feel a cringy disgust I haven't felt since I saw a ponyfucker IRL.
>>67171705
Take your heem and move on with life. Don't take the Rousey route.
>>67171585
Young Holly needs to be shopped over that Rocky Dennis mask.
>>67171705
wew lad, you got btfo deal with it yeh
>>67171705
>ad hominems and memes
Yeah that's about what I expected
Your claim that Conor was going to be at 200 was wrong
Your claim that Conor runs the UFC and that the UFC is nothing without him was wrong
You are now wildly backpedaling and attempting to discredit the objective evidence I've put forward by spamming le cuck and le MLP maymays
Admit you're a goof and you're off the hook, Pierre
>>67171730
t. The Canadian cuck who got BTFO 8 times in this thread alone when he posted his shit opinions on /heem/.
>>67171740
"xD".
>>67171763
>Ad hominems
So you admit to being everything I called you?
Good to know.
>Rest is you obsessing over 3 day old posts on the Mongolian puppet making board that is 4chan
Somehow I can't take you seriously and feel only contempt for you. Way to live up to the reputation of your country, Mohammed.
who /jeff/ here?
I want prime Gina to sit on my face
I want prime Miesha to sit on my face
I want 130 lbs. Mackenzie to sit on my face
>>67171832
god damn she thicc
how do i get a jewess like her or milana /heem/?
>>67171930
"xD".
On a scale of 1-10 how bad was Cain for the HW division?
>Shitter champ who only fought the same two people over and over again
>Kept the division in limbo for years
>Ended the Brock meme
>>67171832
>ufc fanboys really think this is how you work the mitts.
>>67171948
>response in less than a minute
you are so mad right now
>>67171929
You can start by getting a job.
>>67171985
5
he at least pulled some latino boxing fans into the sport
but yes, beating Bork and then fighting the same 3 guys for 5 years halted that division.
>>67171767
>>67171814
For somebody who doesn't care you sure post a lot and in rapid succession
Remind me again, in your vast knowledge of the MMA industry, who's headlining UFC 200? Which one of our superstars is conspicously absent, much like any logical argument in your posts?
Your claims, dubious as they were, have been invalidated and because of that, your opinions are worth nothing
Qua definitone, you are a goof
>>67171985
Terrible. Thank god he's gone. That being said, its been fucking forever since Werdum fought too.
>>67171726
He doesn't hate him, he just finds his tinfoil hat shit amusing and stupid at the same time
Probably doesn't help Edgy Brah always goes full edgelord is a just bleed fag that loves late stoppages and always brings this up to Schaub
>>67171726
As annoying as Bravo is, how fucking stupid is Callen for not knowing about Iran-Contra? And then Schaub proving what a meathead he is by reverting to sarcasm.
>>67171993
See >>67171948
>>67172007
>He's still obsessing over 3 days old posts on 4CHAN
>Acts as if I should take him seriously, stomping his feet and acting smug while he's clearly hyperventilating about the fact that I'm not noticing his tantrum
This is some Hampus-tier shit you're doing.
Holy shit france got btfo
>>67168292
what a dummy. Probably also protests about fighter pay being to low.
Mutante is in for Scott Askham to fight Anthony Smith at the TUF 23 finale
>>67172014
He's got plenty of years left to shit up the HW division
>>67172042
>>67172067
How can you not like edgy brah?
>>67172079
Really late stoppage to be honest. Someone should have disabled his connection long before he took that many unanswered shots to the face.
>>67172079
>8 million refugees
>Lost both world wars
>Men are emasculated furries
>But France got """""""""BTFO"""""""" because an autistic Swede, the likes of which hasn't been seen since the days Hampus was a thing, screencapped old posts because of his unhealthy obsession with an anonymous 4chan poster
Kek.
>>67172141
"xD".
>>67169556
pretty sure she's Thai
is france eternally btfo?
>>67172175
depends, does GSP count as French
>>67172138
I don't. He's probably the only JRE regular that isn't completely irritating at one time or another
You should listen to his recent podcast with Joey Diaz, they talk about some heavy shit towards the end that's really a nice listen
>>67172175
Not as long as he gets the last word. That is the rule of 4chan arguments.
>>67172210
That's why I like edgy brah he's the kind of guy where people relax and talk about deep shit with everyone else they are self absorbed and just trying to outdo each other and having dick measuring contests.
Uncle joey and egde bruh just shoot the shit and talk about god and the world.
>>67172159
Lol you're not even denying that you're the guy who made those posts anymore.
Come on francois relax and go for a run calm your head you're 100% mad, sweden didn't mean it in a bad way all just friendly banter here haha
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
only way for france to redeem himself is if ngannou gets a first round ko
>>67172354
I never denied it.
It's just sad that someone is obsessed to the point of screencapping posts like that, that's a red flag for autism if I ever saw one.
lads, we should start a campaign to get out hero BIG BULL Ngannou on UFC 200
>>67172425
>frogposting
thats a white flag for autism if I ever saw one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkKdcgxvdo
>>67172427
this 2bh. good lad
>>67172450
"xD",
>>67172374
>mfw rockhold takes 50 IQ points off Chris this next time around
>>67172543
shut up
stop bullying france or I'll heem everyone of y'all
>>67172425
Yes but it's all over now we're all calm and friends again and sweden did nothing wrong we're all people with our faults.
It is what it is
>Frankie beats also at UFC 200
>Frankie beats Conor at UFC 202
>Frankie beats Cruz at 205
>>67172570
what is all the fuzz even about? I can't be assed to read the entire thread
>>67172640
>Fronkie fans dreaming again
>>67172648
France was shitting up /heem/ with his shit opinions a few days ago, somebody screen capped them, and now he is assblasted because everyone is reminded how dumb he is.
>>67172670
Get a dog, bro
>>67172578
"We'll figure it out"
>>67172561
>tfw I did it for the bangladeshi (You)
>tfw i also believe it's going to happen
>tfw conflicted about it
>>67172732
BLOCKED
Why the fuck is Dana trying to say Conor is going to fight at UFC 201 or 202? How in the FUCK is Aldo or Edgar going to fight at UFC 200 and then fight immediately at UFC 201/202? Lets face it, the match at UFC 200 between Aldo and Frankie is for the actual Featherweight belt, Conor is not returning to Featherweight anytime soon.
>>67172561
based bangbro
even tho a manlet, p4p best poster :3
>>67172074
>referencing Hampus on /sp/
>>67172783
i posted this yesterday. conor will get diaz, then maybe fronk at msg.
>>67172805
That's the most similar example of that brand of autism I've ever seen. I'm still on the fence whether the Swedecuck is actually him or not.
>>67172783
they just want Conor to always have a belt on him, it looks better in posters and on TV appearances
>/HEEM/'s OFFICIAL LIST OF RULES CHANGES NEEDED TO FIX MMA
1. 12-6 elbows are legal
2. Any two fouls within a ten minute period are an automatic point deduction
3. Heel kicks to the kidney from guard are legal
4. No gloves
5. Kicks, knees, and stomps are legal to the head of grounded opponents
6. Head butts are legal
7. Non title fights are Gi optional
8. Title fights are Gi only
9. TRT optional for all fighters36 and older
10. TRT mandatory and all PEDS optional for any fighter 40 or older.
*teleports behind you*
*locks in rear naked choke*
>>67173129
>No gloves
>Fighters break there hand after the first thrown punch
>Out a year after every fight
Great change
>>67173172
L2palmstrike bro
>>67173129
1,2,7,8,9,10 desu
>>67173138
*it was a hologram*
what is snooker
>>67173129
>12-6 elbows are legal
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THEY AREN'T???
>>67169464
what is he compensating for?
>>67173440
being native american
and of course his height
>>67169663
God is goodness you filthy heathen heretic.
God is literally everything good.
Thank you Sage.
>>67173479
>being native american
That's like privilege city
>>67173450
holy shit shes black... how the fuck
>>67173572
behind every mexican there's rich african history
>>67173572
This shit happens a lot here same thing with me and my grandma
>>67173572
black and south americans have a rich history of mingling
>tfw remembering when /heem/ wasnt shit
>>67168423
Guys.
guys...
imagine if....
Imagine if Conor said....
RAIN ....
OooOooOoOooOOoooOoooOOoooohhhHhhhHHHHHHhhhhHhHHHHhhHh
What could have been lads. FeelsBad
schaub
https://youtu.be/bXBgRfex2to
schaub
https://youtu.be/bXBgRfex2to
SCHAUB
https://youtu.be/bXBgRfex2to
SCHAUB
>>67173129
>4. No gloves
Nah, I prefer not having 1/3 fights end with a broken hand.
UFC should start using the Bellator gloves that default to a closed fist; eye poke are bullshit.
>>67173759
when was that
>>67173770
SCHAUB IS GOD
>>67173759
Where's DJ?
>>67173759
>Weidman meme tier
HOW THINGS CHANGE
>>67173770
>4 seconds go by until Schaub can't keep himself from spouting one of his meme sentences
>>67173770
I dislike Schaub
>>67173637
yea I ques that's why these places are so fucked up
>>67170993
I smirked, bless you
>>67173820
based indeed
>>67173872
>>67173874
fuck off goofs
>>67173375
she looks like nick the tooth
>DC fights rumble on 3 weeks notice
>finishes him in the third round
>jones fights some some can on 3 weeks notice
>looks like garbage and barely gets a decision
muh dik
>>67173450
Fucking DROPPED.
>>67173820
>this is the dude that talks about how much and how hard he trains and how the weightroom was his daycare
>this is him balls deep on keto
w e w
e
w e w
e
w
>>67173952
>barely gets a decision
nigga are you fucking high? it was a boring-ass fight but that shit was Jones every step of the way.
>>67173981
You sure ?
>>67173952
>>looks like garbage and barely gets a decision
>he really thinks it was a close fight and OSP did well because he landed one left hand per round
>meanwhile, in reality: 44-50
>>67174014
Why the fuck are her legs so short? She has the proportions of a midget.
>>67173129
1. ALL CHAMPIONSHIP BOUTS THAT END IN SPLIT DECISION ARE GRANTED ADDITIONAL ROUNDS UNTIL A FINISH IS REACHED. THE TRUE ULTIMATE FIGHTER WILL BR UNQUESTIONABLE NO MORE POINT SCORING GAME PLAYING GOOFCHAMPS
>>67174014
She lost bro
>>67174077
newsflash: she is about 5'2
>>67174033
Jon looked mediocre against an opponent that was completely shook and reluctant to even start the fight
>>67174014
Oompa loompa doopity do
>>67174116
Nah, just have championship fights be one 25 minute round.
>>67174033
did you forget the part where OSP's arm was literally broken in the entire fight
jones literally couldnt beat a 1 armed man
If Conor put on his own event on July 9th: Conor V Nate. McGregor promotions. Pay Nate $5m + freedom to pick and choose his sponsors. I reckon Conor could comfortably clear $30m in PPV and a bucket load more in sponsorship. The hurdle is his contract with the UFC that he would need to settle. Does anyone have any idea how much this settlement would be roughly? If it were say $50m, would it be worth it?
A couple of fights and he could be free of their shackles and profit from then on. If he could go on another win streak he would be outrageously wealthy after 5 fights. High risk but potentially super high reward. Could see an avalanche of fighters on the disgusting 20/20 contracts looking to jump on board.
>>67174244
>jones literally couldnt beat a 1 armed man
He did beat him tho
>>67174254
Conor please leave
>>67174254
>The hurdle is his contract with the UFC that he would need to settle. Does anyone have any idea how much this settlement would be roughly?
If it's like any other sports non-compete the fines would be in the range of "literally all the money you make from competing with us".
>>67174279
He probably meant finish
Made OSP on short notice look good and Jones stock a little off
>>67174279
>repeatedly kicking his leg for 5 rounds
>equals beating him
nope
also realize osp had 2 weeks to train, had a broken arm and still couldnt do shit to him L-M-A-O what a BUM
>>67174279
DJ finished an unbeaten in his prime stud wrestler inside one round
Jones couldn't finish a one armed man coming in on 3 week notice
>MUH JONES GOAT
>>67170480
lads I still haven't gotten around to watching TUF
how has this season been?
does it go up on fightpass before it ends or do I have to torrent that shit?
A penguin is a bird that cannot fly! I am a man. I have a name. [pauses, reluctant to accept it] ... Oswald Cobblepot!
>>67174396
fights have been pretty spicy, you would have to torrent, although they have the full fights to enter the house on fight pass (have to watch through american vpn though)
>>67174326
I know what he meant
>>67174358
I think he had a shit ton of ring rust. And I'm not saying that as an excuse or anything, I don't even like the guy. But OSP is no can (despite what heem says) and JJ fought cleverly to beat him while taking minimum risk
>>67174388
DJ is #1p4p, not sure how anyone could deny that
Conor haters need to shut up about contracts. Seriously, why do you morons act like you know what Conor is contractually obligated to do to promote his fights?
If no one's being sued it's likely that neither Conor or the UFC are breaching the letter of their agreement, and this entire situation is a difference of opinions. I'm not saying that either side is right or wrong contractually, or that anyone agreed to do anything, because I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING CONTRACT. See how that works, dummies?
Now, what we can discuss without looking like retards is whether or not we think Conor's promotional schedule is fair. I personally think it's way over-the-top and Conor does deserve a break.
>>67174469
>ring rust
>real
>>67174495
this
https://youtu.be/KXmW-IB5Fog
>>67174495
I guess we'll see if it's the same JBJ as last week in july against DC
I'm looking forward to it tbqhwy
>>67174550
Give Dillashaw a rematch. He deserves it. This fight was way too close and Cruz arguably lost.
>>67174599
nobody wants to see a rematch dummy
who /ngannou/ here?
>>67174637
Cruz is boring as fuck. At least Dillashaw shows up to fight.
who /dj/ here?
>>67174730
The GOAT
>>67174693
reporting in
also why is Dave Chapelle in the background?
Official GOAT rankings
>1. DJ
>2. Jones
>3. Anderson
>4. GSP
>5. Werdum
>>67174788
>Werdum above Hughes
>no Fedor
>>67174788
>no Ngannou
D R O P P E D
R
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P
P
E
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>>67174767
Lol Dave Chapelle... looks like the guy who rang me thru at 7/11 last night
>>67174799
>The second best WW is better than the best HW
>ranking Fedora
nah lad
>>67174767
nice rare ngannou. saved fampai
how do brits pronounce maurice?
McGregor's gorilla punches are no match for Nate's retard chin
>>67174708
pleb
>>67174867
maww-reese
>>67174867
Moreese
>>67174867
mowreesey
>>67174867
moo-riz
>>67167779
Please Sauce?
next thread better be a Schaub thread
lads, whats a sure way to get (You)'s on /heem/?
>>67174951
google.com
>>67174980
NEW
>>67174970
Conorposting
Schaubposting
Ngannouposting
Weidmanposting
Being retarded in general works well
>>67175000
>15 posts early
>>67174871
>le cloudfisted do the twist man
puts literally nothing behind his punches
>>67175026
excuse me, but it's actually *16* posts early.
>>67175059
how many posts now
>>67173450
why does granny have a baby doll?
>>67174599
>cruz arguably lost
Literally was never in any trouble in the first 3 rounds, outstruck TJ while landing at a higher percentage and took him down.
>>67169104
Fat "people" are scum just kys
>>67167771
>It has to be Lawler vs somebody not named Tyron Woodley for me to care.
Yes pham. Why is Woodley so uninteresting? I'm really disappointed that he's getting a title shot. Don't really know why, I just dislike him without good reason.
