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Schaub
post ngannou, need some for my ngannou folder lads
>>67149155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkKdcgxvdo
Why is DC so fat?
nigger there is 25 posts left in the other thread
>>67149180
Go kill yourself
conor doesnt even need the fucking ufc he can make his own promotion he will make more money than the whole ufc put together and the ufc will be fucking crying because they could have had all the money but instead they threw it away over a fucking press conference that noone even watched FUCK the ufc FUCK dana white and FUCK all of you
>>67149180
get a job bro
good thread op
We've got a saying back home
If you're coming on
COME ON
>>67149360
if you're scared, get a dog bro
>>67149427
>when his iq is in the double digits
>>67149435
muh dick
Is this the real thread?
N G A N N O U
>>67149592
yes
>>67149648
>18 posts
>11 posters
>5 Ngannou posts
lol give it up you cuck
>>67149691
>>67149648
How do some people get off so hard on being annoying
>>67149691
are you throwing a temper tantrum because you didn't get to make the thread
>>67149701
>>67149738
Report hide etc
>>67149738
>>67149757
>getting annoyed on an anonymous sports message board
Who are your favorite fighters?
>>67149701
>i-its all one person
(You)
>>67149738
im not being annoying, i cant post my favorite prospect? are you heem police?
If you could pick any fighter to be your dad, who would it be?
>>67149798
Go back to /tv/ then kill yourself
>>67149832
n-no you
>>67149831
fedor
>>67149831
ngannou or rumble johnson
>>67149831
Don Frye
>>67149831
Chris Weidman
Every time I get tired of these shitty forced memes such as the "I'm gonna suck your dick" DC meme or the thread wars bullshit, I decide to leave completely for a bit. Then I decide to come back after some time, kinda like separation anxiety, only to find that another shitty and forced meme has taken over. You niggers are all faggots and have unwillingly indoctrinated me into your faggotry.
is mendes done? he should drop to 135 desu
>>67149831
Definitely NOT wonderboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3IVI0M8DCo
>>67149916
He's taken too much gear to drop down to 135 without some tren
>>67149960
hes off the gear(presumably) now though anon
>>67149914
I concur. Nothing against the occasional banter but this could be a fun place where young adults chat about MMA but it's nothing but 4chan after all, bunch of retards obsessing about forced memes like ponies, steaks and ngannou.
>>67149981
>young adults
most people here are like 26+
Racists plz leave heem
>>67150003
That makes it all the more embarrassing
>>67149981
>I concur. Nothing against the occasional banter but this could be a fun place where young adults chat about MMA but it's nothing but 4chan after all, bunch of retards obsessing about forced memes like ponies, steaks and ngannou.
>>67150003
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>67149890
this desu
>>67150003
>he's under 30
http://www.strawpoll.me/10067537
http://www.strawpoll.me/10067537
http://www.strawpoll.me/10067537
lets settle this once and for all lads
>>67150106
[email protected]
meem heem
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c9_1461646061
>>67149738
Sorry bro, that's just the piss poor excuse for a sense of humour that Americans have.
>>67150180
Shiiiiiittttttttt
@arielhelwani
I told my boss, if The Notorious ain't there, I just can't make the time. #eire
my man
>>67150172
shob tier chin
>>67150210
based jew
that pupper
>>67149981
It used to be better. Has gotten a lot worse over thae past six months.
>>67149981
(rant continues)
You know when kids learn something like a "knock knock" joke or the "pull my finger" bit and laughs and laughs and laughs and say "do it again. again. again!"and then they go and show eeeeeeverybody the same joke for days and days until they learn another one and repeat it?
That's some posters here on /heem/. Don't know if they are the same posters cycling through forced memes or if they change everytime but damn, not a single weeks passes without one of these puerile kids making the same unfunny stitch, "knock knock" joke tier.
And worse, as >>67149798 demonstrated, they always find someone else to go along so they feel better.
The rest of people just sighs and try to report, hide and ignore (including yours truly) but every once in a while a break is needed to get away from all that retardation.
Pic related, it's their habitual reaction when called on their shit.
>>67150143
l-lads
>>67150252
jesus your rustled, i don't ngannou or schaub post but god damn calm your tits lad. its a fucking animu imageboard, what do you expect other than memes and shit?
>>67150252
But it's le epix 4chan. Generals absolutely killed this board. Everyone always uses the sports bar analogy for /sp/, but now that would only apply if this was a bar for people with severe cerebral palsy or downs syndrome and instead of handing out peanuts they give drool cups at the door.
>>67150252
>t. goof
thanks for the post, upvote desu
>>67150252
Hello reddiт
>>67150252
you'll notice that it's always the autistics with american flags spamming the same shit day in and day out
We need to stop /just existing/
>>67150437
who wins the rematch?
>>67150447
>>67143982
>canacucks speaking about autism
its amazing how not one gives a shit about mcgregor after he lost once
i mean even after all that shit he said about winning 3 belts and finishing every opponent on the first round how can anyone take him seriously anymore
>>67150302
It's not one particular forced repetition of an unfunny idea (not even worthy of crossing the low bar of being called a meme), it is the aggregate.
Reminds me a lot when mlp started on /b/, with the difference that they at least cared about whatever rocked their boat. Shitposters on /heem/ do not even seem to care, seems like they do it for the attention, I don't know. That's what it looks like, ponyfags on /b/.
Rant's off, back to your normal programming
So im watching the press conference right now I missed it live
what did /heem/ think of it
>UFC 200 is a shit card
>I'd rather see Diaz vs McGregor than Jones vs DC
>>67150485
cormier roast game weak
>>67150464
MY BOY
>>67150497
desu I think cormier might do it this time
>>67150436
>cuming for that bum, jon
>>67150464
Expert MMA witness here, have seen dozens of fights. Weidman's boxing was getting the better of Luke later into the fight before it all turned to hell. If Weidman can stick to high pressure boxing on the feet, Luke's gonna have a bad night.
more like UFC Poo Hundred
who is even going to watch that shitshow?
>UFC 200: Jones vs. Cormier II
>>67150477
You can't and honestly the only conceivable matchups for him are Diaz II, RDA, Frankie, and Aldo II. I don't think he beats Diaz in a rematch unless it's a Dr. stoppage due to cuts, RDA beats the boly hell out of him, Frankie is quite possibly the worst stylistic matchup for him, and Aldo has all the tools to beat him so long as another lightning quick fluke KO doesn't happen again. With how he built himself just 1 loss was going to kill his brand, but now he's looking at a group of matchups that's a literal murderer's row.
>>67150541
Me, illegally.
>tfw I could heem every here
>>67150553
>Aldo has all the tools to beat him
EXCEPT THE CHIN
I think frankie will beat aldo, he looked scared
I think cormier will give jones a tough fight
>>67149831
None of them, you weirdo.
>>67150554
What the FUCK bro
>>67150550
>This time I'll give it 35% effort
Jones and Cormier are Traitors
Conor and Nate were negotiating hard with the UFC for a big payday.
Conor refused to go to the west coast and nate refused to fight anyone but conor (fight conor or go on vacation).
instead we have strike breakers Jones and Cormier. they frustrated Conor's and Nates attempts to negotiate higher pay. This doesn't just hurt conor and nate, but proves the UFC's point that all fighters are replaceable.
it is a sad day in MMA and UFC history to give Dana such an easy victory. Cormier is hardly a draw despite attempts to put him on camer and commentate, and jones's stock is pretty low.
i weep for these fighters
>>67150599
Haven't paid for a card since 167 bud.
Stream FS1/PPV's at home, or go to the sports bar.
I fucking hate cucks in /heem/.
Be like me and whoop some nig ass instead of worshipping em.
>>67150662
>Be like me and whoop some nig ass instead of worshipping em.
and then come on /heem/ asking if I am in trouble?
>>67150631
My word on the street informed me that Ronda Rousey was watching the McGregor/UFC situation very closely. No doubt after seeing how it's panned out, she's less likely to return now.
>>67150662
fuck off with your attentionwhoring
Jon Jones shoulder-jerk against Teixeira was cheating.
Just because it is not mentioned in a rulebook doesnt mean it is legal.
Its a move designed to cause permanent injury or do nothing at all. Theres a reason why small joint manipulation and many aikido moves are banned in the UFC. You dont twist someone's fingers because you can permanently break them.
The fact is that its an illegal move and should be treated as such.
>>67150662
>>67150704
worst posters on heem, fuck you
>>67150708
Punching someone in the head and giving them brain damage causes permanent injury
BAN ASSAULT PUNCHES
>>67149092
>Jon vs Cormier
Seen it already. Probably the same outcome or Jones edging him in a decision. Boring.
>Aldo vs Edgar
Only fight I look forward to
>Tate vs Nunes
Piss Break!
>Velasquez vs Browne
Somewhat interested. Travis being heemed and contemplating retirement and wanting to have Ronda's babies seem like a funny story.
>Hendricks vs Gastelum
Which one gasses and gets held down by the other?
>Mousasi vs Brunson
Always fun to see the Moose fight
>Sanchez vs Lauzon
Might be spicey. Might be Diego backpedaling jabbing air for 3 rounds and still get gifted a damn decision.
>Northcutt vs Marin
Memes might end here
>Miller vs Gomi
FOOKIN SPICEY EH
>Zingano vs Pena
Beer run
>>67150631
One they they will get their shit together and get themselves a real collective agreement like the NBA, the NFL and other bigs sports in the U.S. and the rest of the world.
Up until them they will continue a bucket of crabs, selling their youths for 10 grand and some fancy Reebook equipment.
On a side note it is funny that most americans are adamantly against unions but most of their idols (pro athletes of the 4 major sports), the actors and musicians all are represented by their guilds and associations and have collective bargaining agreements all over the place.
Just don't call it an union
>>67150738
>same outcome or jones decision
lolwut
your opinions are pootier
>>67150708
*********NEWS FLASH*********
>Jon Jones confirmed as dirty says local Brit.
>>67149350
>Ireland BTFO this hard
Conor's still under contract. He can't do shit unless the UFC releases him. Also, that "for fighters, by fighters" promotion? How'd Affliction do? How'd Nick Diaz's promotion do?
Conor ain't shit without the UFC. Fuck you, potatonigger.
>>67150574
Aldo ran into the punch though. Don't give too much credit to Conrad the retired tappy.
At this point Aldo would be more relaxed since he's got nothing to lose and should be ready for the mind games.
>>67150759
It would Senpai.
Either Jones beats Cormier spectacularly like the first time or both get exhausted like the Gus fight and Jones edges him with a couple of points.
Dan the crying man Cormier won't finish Jones.
>>67150662
I'm glad you retired the twinkposting, but get off your highhorse.
>>67150778
Conard's NOT retired!
>>67150778
i think aldo is passed it desu. conor smokes him again. he would get absolutely rekt by fronkie though.
>>67150778
Conor is not retired you knob
>>67150794
>beats Cormier spectacularly
outside of those takedowns it was literally just a Jones tier decision with the usual
>>67149831
None. I have no father issues.
Mah grand pappy was all the male role model I needed to emulate.
He took noses and ears during WWII.
I'd heem all of you using what he taught me.
>>67150685
I doubt she would miss the opportunity to fight at the MSG, being so involved in making it possible.
It all depends on who holds the belt when she decides do come back:
Nunes: She comes back
Tate: she comes back, arranges a fix so she is guaranteed to win and both are guaranteed a nice lump sum
Holly: hell no, nope nope nope nope. Can't be reasoned with, don't do it for the money, have something to prove
>>67150708
So the Mir Lock, an overhooking trapping inside shoulder crank, is illegal also? It was literally the standing version of the Mir Lock.
what are the advantages of kettlebells?
>>67150808
>>67150817
He quitty the show running from Nate no camp Diaz.
>>67150813
Aldo's too good. His head movement and overall striking is better but he needs to control his emotions going in.
I blame Dede, his coach, for most of this shit. The guy kept pumping Aldo backstage telling him to KO Conrad with one punch. Fucking idiotic advice. Too much hue-drama.
>>67150835
no Mir, gave his opponent the opportunity to tap out, Jones just straight out yanked it
>>67150841
Merchandising!
http://youtu.be/g0QdWSqpb2A
>>67150841
How heavy is that one?
Seems like lightweight and he's struggling with it.
For all the roids he does, he's pretty weak.
>>67150828
brotib:
it's either just "The Garden" or "MSG"
"the MSG" sounds weird.
>>67150841
wrist damage
>>67150865
HOLA CAGEFIGHTING CONNOISSEURS
>>67150854
he isn't retired, he was scared of fighting nate again so he refused to show up at the press conference knowing it would force dana to pull him.
now that he's out of the fight he can say whatever he wants
>>67150861
Mir fucking separated Pete William's shoulder with it. What are you talking about "he let him tap out"? Pete tapped because his shoulder was fucked.
https://youtu.be/f_WrFQN4DVY
>>67150841
destroying knees and the spine
>>67150882
shut up, come back and talk to me when you understadn jiu jitsu and mma in general
Did anyone else not like cuck Thomas at first but then he grew on you?
>>67150874
That is the worst attempt at modeling I've seen and I've been to a biker strip club that had a beauty competition.
>>67150894
>womens mixed martial arts
>>67150874
Whale approaches
The living passes
Life and duty taken
-Death Haiku, Unamed Japanese Captain, whaling research ship
>>67150910
i didnt like him at first and ive continued to not like him since.
>>67150898
Okay Sensai Segal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyP6kkzoMR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyP6kkzoMR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyP6kkzoMR4
is this the best mma related podcast around?
>>67150910
I liked him at first, then after he made fun of my question during one of his live chats I stopped liking him for hurting my feelings, and now I've healed from that trauma and I can safely say I like him again.
His rant on how under-appreciated Bisping is was a good one.
>>67150910
He's a smug piece of shit that can't even do his job properly.
Hope he dies in poverty and goes down unnoticed.
>>67150935
Yes
>>67150874
Nice to learn, thanks pal.
>>67150950
Weirdo
>>67150708
Look mom. I posted it again!
Kys
>>67150934
thanks lad, i was just bredending btw
>>67150910
He's knowledgeable of the sport, but he's arrogant and antagonistic which fits with him being a former Marine.
>>67150910
Nope. I still intensely dislike that mopey cuck. He just takes himself way too seriously. At least that shifty kike Ariel knows he's being a little shit disturber, look at the joy on his face when he's making Dana's veins pop out of his neck.
Cuck Thomas just can't seem to relax and enjoy MMA. Always so serious, always making such a big deal out of things. Fuck that guy.
>>67150894
What's the context of this exchange? Bad blood from before or something like that?
>>67150935
The Morning Wood show
Hosts: Din Thomas and Tyron Woodley
https://soundcloud.com/morningwoodshow
Give it a try.
>>67150955
At least I'm not Anthony Burch or Cuck Thomas
>>67150973
*marine reservist
aka fuccboi
>>67149831
matt hughes
>>67150993
Eh whatever. The Corps tends to build some fairly massive egos, USAF here and I've been dealing with their shit for 6 years.
>>67150980
somebody has to be serious, right?
also, if he takes life too seriously he'll have a heart attack/stroke before 40 anyway.
>>67149831
Well, I hate my life and wish I was dead.
So Cormier.
>>67151014
Chairforce! Chairforce! Chairforce!
What's your favourite aeroplane?
>>67151014
>USAF here
you're a bunch of cunts down at patrick's air force base
>>67151014
Maintenancebro?
>airplane captcha
Brehs...
>>67151037
The kind that pays six figures in civilian jobs after service you silly grunt.
>>67151080
can blind people cry?
>>67151076
My uncle used to be a helicopter pilot until he had an accident, now he flies planes only.
>>67151076
thank you for your service
>>67151103
>this guy has his AF smack ready.
>>67149092
>a snoozefest rematch is headlining UFC 200
>Nate Diaz cucked and btfo
>interim who cares FW rematch
>WMMA title fight between two literal whos
>HW matchup that likely will get cancelled due to injury
>battle of the fat wrestlefuckers
could you JUST a card up more? UFC 200 is a giant disappointment.
>>67149092
>not linking the old thread
>>67151037
C-130's, it's what I work on
>>67151048
Hahahahahaha tighten up
>>67151075
Hell yeah it is
>>67150874
jesus she's wew
>>67150874
why cant we have this honda instead of whale honda?
>>67150874
i don't know what's more disgusting her or nyc
>>67151129
Nice :)
What's the most exotic plane you've seen up close?
>>67151129
I can't remember if you're a crew chief or like an engines guy.
>Sanchez-Lauzon isn't headlining
>>67150771
>>67150708
>filename
>>67151152
Both are complete shit. The day Travis knocks her up will be both the best and worst day in MMA history. On one hand she's probably done forever at that point, but on the other the media that's gonna gravitate towards that story will be sickening.
Will we ever see this Jon Jones again, heem?
>>67151103
GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR SKYRIM SHIT
>>67151173
A CIA U-2 that crash landed where I was deployed in '14. They shut everything down including our ramp for 2 days so no maintenence got done.
>>67151179
Crew Chief for life. Same boat here its been awhile, what you do out on the line?
>>67150867
Fucking probably 70 or 90 pounds, easy.
>>67150738
>Mousasi vs Brunson
>Always fun to see the Moose fight
>>67151209
hes an idiot desu, being big like he is now he will gas against based dc. i had suspicion he will but after seeing the osp fight, he defo will lose to based dc
Has Rin Nakai really been cut?
>>67150704
Dont be jealous cause im not some south of holland cuck who celebrates carnaval and likes big black dick in my mouth.
>>67150679
While knowing morally i was right. I wanted to know if i was legally? Being smart and preparing for shit is bad now? GG england stay cucked by nigs and muslims.
>>67150802
I know im just in it for the (you)'s at this point. Expected people to be smarter and enjoying it. Also if you knock a nig out in a 2 v 1 you'd atleast gloat for a day. So much for blacksplosive.
>>67150841
rogan skipped leg day
>>67151181
>implying it's gonna be a good fight
I just want to see Diego get flatlined in the cage and Joe won't do that.
>>67151243
wut?
>it's real
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67151243
>miesha tate couldn't finish this can
>>67151246
>GG england stay cucked by nigs and muslims.
>implying I am white
haha
>>67151247
no he didn't
>>67151233
but he looks so cute with his bored face
>>67151232
and he's struggling with it
>>67151189
What will they name their childling?
>>67150841
he always looks like such a goof desu
>>67151276
His face reflects how he fights
>>67151272
Knew it. I could smell the fear from here.
Dont worry lad, your not getting /heem/ed today. Im done destroying shit skins for today.
>>67151221
I wasn't a maintainer. I was CE, but I was power pro, so I do have experience on the flightline doing barriers.
>>67151289
don't say mean things Senpai
He finished Hendo didn't he?
he also outbored Machida. That's one for the books!
>>67151284
Regret
Would you wear this shirt?
>>67151317
ofcourse, what am i some goof? this will repel all casuals and attract the heem gf
>>67151289
his "boring" fights are still fun to watch for me. like watching him jab off latifi's face.
>>67151296
I finally remembered which fight this is from. Lucas Martins vs Alex White
>>67151284
Will have some good DNA though. Probably be a big motherfucker. If he gets some standup from travis and clinch/ground game from piglet..
>>67151317
>Beaters
more like BETAS
>>67151304
He heemed Hendo in the first and it was still boring i don't think there's a more striker in the ufc
>>67151317
No. It seems like a reference to masturbation.
>>67151335
Genghis was such an Alpha
>>67151300
I do kinda remember that now. CE isn't bad unless you're out at the Deid and literally everything is dilapidated.
>>67151343
I didnt know that. Will check it out.
Listening to old JRE where Joe destroys Schaub. Sad for schaub even though hes right and hes balling now compared to back then.
>>67151317
can you fucking not?
>>67151276
Maybe thats his 30th rep. You try it. It's harder than it appears.
Hes not out of shape.
>>67151372
that fucking file name
Would Goku win the UFC?
>ywn be Tiger Schaub
Just heem me already
>>67151372
>hipster glasses
>hipster shirt
>hipster pants
>hipster forearm tattoo
>hipster doc martens
>adam's apple
esther lin is no longer my grill
bored lads, probably will come up with a quick (You)-farm scheme desu
>>67151414
Kids got schaubs hair though. Lil guys got more hair then most of /heem/.
>>67151426
>tfw Fury heemd Wlad
>>67151412
No, his technique is complete crap he just wings punches and uses a lot of meme kicks
Mighty mouse would wreck him and yes goku is a flyweight
>>67151430
Heeming the nig today was a good (you) fest for me. Felt good desu. Didnt get that many (you)'s when i showed pics of the awesome triceratops skull were making at work desu. Feeling generous. Giving your (you)
>>67151436
because that's totally worth having >leldon schaub as a father
what happened to the serb poster with the pit bull and skinny jeans?
>>67151464
He got a job and now he's too busy for us
>>67151372
would her outfit be acceptable for a boy? i need a new style
>>67151430
Start a thread in support of esports. Instant (You)s every time.
>>67151471
What good is a job if you don't have time to post here?
>>67151461
Rich succesful guy whos pretty funny, despite being somewhat of a hypocrit and a meathead? Could be way worse. Kid will probably be as tall as him and has a good looking mom and brendan isnt ugly.
>>67151502
"Civic Duty is more important that idle pleasures" Benson "Smooth" Henderson
>>67151255
Why REEEE? She was shit in the UFC
>>67150143
>>67150302
Fellers
Just watched the first episode of TUF23
That nigga just soccer kicked the muslim nigga's ribs
Since when that's valid?
>>67151547
You're allowed to kick and knee the body of your opponent. Just not the head.
Stomping, however, is not allowed to any body part.
>>67151533
>Jak and Daxter
my negress
Is Tyson Fury more charismatic than Conor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Em4DqTwTvU
>>67151573
I literally asked "since when"
I knew axe kicks and knees were valid but succer kicks are new.
>>67151616
since always
the only thing that's ever been banned is kicks/knees to the head of a grounded opponent (>3 points of contact with ground)
>>67151573
Foot stomps are legal
>>67151603
conor legit stole furys whole gimmick. he was conor before conor was conor
>>67151616
Oh so you're going to shame me for my lack of reading comprehension? That's not very nice.
Always been allowed under Unified Rules as drafted by Jeff Blatnick (Rest in Peace, big guy; thanks for helping the sport)
>>67151667
Fury seems way more genuine too
>>67151680
>>67151657
I think you are wrong, nothing personal. I'll see what I can get from Google.
>>67151660
Hmm... maybe I was misremembering the stomping rule then.
That does bring a question to mind though, have foot stomps ever changed the complexion of a fight?
They generally seem quite ineffective.
Should I aim for 185 weight class if im 6'3''?
>>67151731
I think you're wrong, I'll anxiously wait for your reply admitting it once you've concluded your futile search.
>>67151739
You should aim for 170 at least.
Be the Roop you want to see in the world
>>67151739
Depends on your bodytype i guess. What is your walk around weight? If you weigh 200-210 probably 185 or something.
>>67151490
is that a sneak peek at the next gsp episode? look like someone of the lobovian neetcent desu
>>67151767
How many bodytypes are there?
>>67151734
they're definitely obnoxious, I'm sure fighters have been able to anticipate a reaction to them and use that to get a takedown, I can't think of any example of it happening though.
>>67151533
>dbz budokai
based ronda
>>67151783
don't listen to the dutch 'bodybuilder'
>>67151796
does sega really mean ass in italian?
Does Adan still post?
>>67151840
Hello adan
>>67151759
I dont see anything official, only opinions.
But I'll get back at you.
>>67151869
fatass desu
>>67151840
Hello adan
>>67151823
Not that dutch guy. Im niggerheemer/tricerafag.
>>67151783
Ecto, meso and Endo right?
Im 6'4" and to fat right now but id weigh 240lbs-250lbs in shape. Friend of mine is 6'4" and he weighs 180 lbs.
>>67151869
How much do you bench press?
>>67151827
no, sega means saw (as in the one you use to cut wood) but it also has other meanings
as a noun it means a wank ("mi sono fatto una sega" "I had myself a wank")
as an adjective it means someone who sucks, who is unskilled (A: "Why don't you want C on your team?" B: "È una sega")
>>67149092
we got a EFN fight on friday on fight pass
good old crazy ruskie cards
>>67151897
you think you can heem ngannou?
>>67151221
>A CIA U-2 that crash landed where I was deployed in '14. They shut everything down including our ramp for 2 days so no maintenence got done.
Spooky. And inconvenient.
What martial art do the CIA use?
>>67151869
6'4" and 285 now. Fat but got that rothwell type. Still fucks people up. Probably got a shit gas tank etc but w/e. Fight this morning vs mocronig was over within 10 secs no need for a 5 round gastank.
>>67151767
I stay around 10% bodyfat at all times
I am around 190
>I'm coming for that ass, Jon
>>67151895
>>67151868
so yes
>>67151944
god tier meme
>tfw don't get to see mcgregor lose to nate again
feels good desu
>tfw your boy should be on a 4-0 run but he got robbed against mememont and corey cuckerson
>>67151925
I dunno. Hes technically not the greatest. Not claiming i am. I got decent ground game with judo and wrestling experience. Pretty sure a paid heavyweight mma fighter fucks me up though. Although i imagine i have a small chance in hell i could knock him out. Destroyed the nig this morning but he was 180~.
>>67151986
Do you have any proof of this supposed altercation?
>>67151979
Shit boy
*boooooooooo*
JON JONES!
*booooooooo*
GET TH-
*booooooooooo*
YOU GO AND G-
*THIS IS NEW YORK!*
GET THAT D-
*JONNY JONNY JONNY JONNY JONNY JONNY*
I'M A WHIP THAT ASS BUM
I'MA TAKE THAT ASS BUM
>>67151979
nah, corey won it
>>67151940
Id say 170 if possible with weight cut if thats to hard 185 i guess. You'd probably be pretty lanky then if your 6'3" and that low bodyfat. What martial arts experience do you have? I think a 6'3 welterweight does better in that division then at middleweight since theres going to be bigger people in that division.
http://youtu.be/nTeU3m4zQiY
Can you have a negative percentage bodyfat?
>>67151999
Made a vid driving away assesing my thoughts on the nig after it happend and made a pic of where it happend on the way back to explain to brothers where it went down. Got a contused finger from hitting the guy behind the ear. Other then that no. Was hoping maybe CCTV or something caught it. In the netherlands its not that common people grab their cams and start screaming worldstar.
>>67152039
Paddy Holohan during weigh ins
god who cares about press fonferenes #wewantconner we should all post thatt on twitter conner is the best thing to
happen to ufc if they dont shut up about press fonferences only a few geeky nerds watch them he will leave connor
will make more money on his own than
all the ufc put together #letthemfight we should post that too we need to get behind connor he is our type of fighter
4chan should be supporting him the only people who slate him are the kind of nerdy geeks he used to beat up in school
hahahaha fuk you nerds and your press conferences no one cares just let them fight
>>67152012
douche post
>>67152018
2nd round was a tossup desu. I thought he won, i was just memeing about the whole robbery
>>67152079
interesting perspective
>>67152079
Alri la
Pass me a pint o guiness
is fedora really gonna be on fightpass vs maldonado? can someone fucking answer me?
>>67152151
yes
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/27/11521688/jon-jones-reveals-his-mother-suffered-leg-amputation-during-ufc-197
>>67152151
maybe
Anyone see through this jones good guy shtick? he needs to go full heel desu
>>67151968
You'd prefer to see him lose to Edgar? or more likely the weigh-ins?
had never realised this desu
pretty funny imo
>>67152151
I don't know...
>>67152179
>>67152208
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
>>67151904
Thank for clearing that up, that urban legend has been going since childhood.
>>67152235
The nerdier the name, the more dangerous the fighter
>Melvin
>
full camp mendes would have beat conor
>>67152163
>>67152179
>>67152208
>>67152236
Can you repeat the question?
full camp horcher would have beat khabib
>>67152241
come at me bro
full camp ngannou would beat werdum
>>67151930
They use a style of Krav Maga known as .45 ACP to the face
>>67152353
FUCK
jelly of them (You)'s desu
toothpick bendo would beat korishkov
>uhh, what do you mean you don't rate Fedor?
>>67152388
lol desean is impressed when someone gets like seven or eight (You)'s
>>67152400
Hey calling him overrated is still technically still rating him
>>67152151
can you repeat the question?
>>67150925
I leld, have a (You)
>>67149092
>that card
Let down 2bh. On the plus side there's only 5 more years until UFC 300.
lads /film/ is kill and now there's a new board /qst/
>>67152504
Does that count as a walk-off KO?
>>67152500
Surely the UFC will go by a different naming scheme by then
>>67152276
too bad his chin died, RIP
>>67152500
Its only a "let down" because its 200, not because its a bad card
Any other card number or fight night and you'd be saying its card of the year and an all time great
>>67151968
>>tfw don't get to see mcgregor lose to nate again
He's still fighting him though right? Just not at 200?
Is she elite?
>>67152573
Not necessarily.
2bh it really does feel like there's some behind-the-scenes fuckery going on, just not sure what exactly it is.
>>67152572
No it's shit, it's an objectively bad card, made worse by the fact that it's supposed to be the biggest card in UFC history
>>67152563
>getting heemed by featherhands Frankie in the opening round
Where does this man go from here?
>>67152616
It seems that way though, Dana said that Conor might fight at 201, so it wouldn't make sense for him to fight the winner of Jose/Frankie only a month later.
im not /heem/ but the jon cormier suck my dick meme is extremely creepy
>Dana not giving McGregor the fight at 200
LMFAO
M
F
A
O
Worst business decision he has ever made. Nobody cares about Jones anymore, he dropped off the radar for a year, came back, and had an unimpressive win over a can. DC is the biggest cornball nigger in the UFC. Nobody cares about this fight, even less so when you remember that their LAST fight was an astoundingly boring humpfest.
The biggest and most expensive UFC of all time will hardly break 1.7M. Conor can literally go to Bellator and draw that in his first fight.
Just unbelievable, absolutely pathetic behavior on Dana and the UFC's part. I for one will NOT be ordering the 200 card anymore.
>>67152695
It's not a meme, Cormier mentioned Jones' dick during the old FS1 interview when he was mic'd up and thought the audio was off
>>67152704
>nobody cares about Jones vs Cormier 2
If you're an absolute goof maybe
>>67152695
how do you know this meme if you're not /heem/?
>you now remember lithcuck
>>67152704
>Conor can literally go to Bellator and draw that in his first fight
He's still under contract with the UFC, it's not like he can jump up and leave
>>67152752
In all fairness, isn't that kind of what happened?
>>67152704
>>Dana not giving McGregor the fight at 200
He also cockblocked him from the inaugural NY card.
Kinda makes sense though. While they might lose out on a few buys they need to make it clear the UFC are in charge of the fighters and not the other way round.
>>67152686
Dana can say whatever he wants though. Besides, he just threw a bunch of numbers out there. Shit changes all the time.
If conor dont fight at 200 ill tell ya what ill do
Ill fuckin be done with this shitty little sport
>>67152747
Please tell me how JJ v.s DC 2 has any potential to be an exciting fight, especially now that USADA is up everyone's ass.
I can tell you how it will go right now - five rounds of sweaty wrestlefucking with the win being awarded to whoever spouted the most memes in the pressers leading up to the event. /heem/ will be flooded with >people paid money for this greentext.
>>67152752
DELETE THIS
in all fairness, though, osp wasn't quite like himself. Probably was conserving the energy for a five rounder and didn't engage Jon.
>>67152826
>If
>>67152866
>conserving the energy
for what exactly? He didnt do anything. Everyone knew his only chance was landing a big shot and he never engaged. If his plan was pretend to not fight for 4 rounds then knock him out I guess that was spoiled by his arm getting broken.
Never seemed like he even wanted to win the fight.
>>67149092
wow this card fucking sucks
hopefully jbj vs cormier 3 will be at madison square garden along with conor/diaz and gsp, as well as fedor
>>67152643
>it's an objectively bad card
I don't think you're being very objective here, Daquan.
>>67152866
Or, you know, it was because he broke his forearm in the second round of a five round fight.
>>67152704
This, Dana's ego is ruining his business. He wanted to set an example with McGregor, completely ignoring the reality that the PPV won't do half the numbers it would've done with him. The promotion angle is so fucking retarded anyway, I don't know anyone who buys a PPV in July because of a press conference in April.
>>67152752
What a literal retard
>>67152748
/heem/ is THE BOARD, ive said this. We're the biggest and the best around. /nfl/ and /rug/ and the other generals cant compete
>>67152836
Well they genuinely hate each other, so the lead up will be super entertaining. Aside from that Cormier has improved quite a lot since their first fight, and now that he's the one with the [real] belt he'll be more motivated than ever not to lose it to Jones. In all likelihood the fight will go the distance like the first time, but I don't expect Jones to be as complacent against DC as he was against OSP. The next 2 months of his training camp will revolve around pulling the trigger and controlling the fight against DC
>>67152916
Normies don't give a fuck about this card which is what big cards need. We on /heem/ watch every MMA event regardless of how good or bad it is, we're hardly the main audience.
>>67152704
if he let conor get smoked by diaz again it would destroy his drawing power. sending him back to the manlet div is the best choice in the long run
>>67152530
no, blowing kisses and posing like a faggot while walking backwards negates the 'walk-off' designation
>>67153057
cmon man
>>67153068
That's small money compared to any legit sports, Dana's ego won't let this sport grow like it should. Rory Mac made 59k last year, that's depressing. I want this company to grow so (my boys) can get paid.
>>67152838
those blowjob noises sound like they came from an asmr video
>>67152826
Oh no a casual fag won't watch anymore. How will the UFC survive without your PPV buys
>>67153156
I bet in comparison to dollars spent the UFC is far more efficient
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uX12ABKwHbI&feature=youtu.be&t=853
>people complain about ufc trash talk
>>67153207
just googled blowjob sounds desu
>>67153255
who the fuck needs Conor when Tyson is promoting a fight
>>67152752
People take Lithtwink serious? He should stick to dancing and being a seductive twink desu
>>67152752
Kek
>>67153255
>saturday 9 july
what a fucking weekend we could've had
if only
fuck you, conor
just fuck you
>>67153255
>"you couldn't knock a wank out, how could you knock me out"
#rekt
ngannou
>>67153156
Shut up, faggot.
>people complain about UFC trash talk
http://youtu.be/CCCeDcyQiyM
Schaub
>>67153671
schaub
>>67153255
Tyson Fury is the best. McGoober wishes he could banter like Fury.
>low income goofs that order one card per year think their opinion matters
mma is gay
>>67153255
cringe
>>67153780
i buy 3 cards a year kid
Good morning /heem/, my presentation today is on the Front Kick. Made famous by Anderson Silva when he put his foot to Vitor's face, the front kick quickly became a huge phenomenon in Mixed Martial Arts (MMA). Hollywood actor Steven Seagal claimed that he taught Anderson the technique - something Anderson agreed with - but critics in the media consider this to be a fabrication. Machida went on to hit Randy Couture with a crane kick - a type of leaping front kick - to the face, a move remarked upon by Mike Goldberg as "like the Karate Kid (2010)!". Not long after, Korea's own Dong Hyun Kim put on a crane kick extravaganza against the tough Canadian Sean Pierson, throwing over a dozen flying crane kicks over the course of the contest. Martin Kampmann landed a pretty good front kick to the face against Sanchez too. Travis Browne threw many front kicks against Overeem, eventually one connected true to Overeem's chin, putting him to the mat. However, the front kick to the head technique was facing growing adversity - fighters were learning to defend against it, reducing it to a low percentage technique. It was during this dark time that the front kick usage fell into a lull - some critics in the media declared that the front kick was done, and to be tossed into the rubbish along with the spinning backfist and superman punch. However, the wiser ones who knew their Karate traditions saved it. They showed that the front kick could go to the body, too. Conor McGregor did this famously against Chad Mendes. Kyle Noke shocked the world when he put down Sobotta with it. The front kick is back, and this time, it's here to stay. But the question is... what's next? Thank you for listening to my presentation, have a good morning.
Are kettlebells a meme?
>>67153821
I disagree.
>>67153810
i guess that's what conor sounds like to non conor fans
>>67153780
I buy 0 cards a year, but I am a Fight Pass subscriber.
>>67153821
>>67153821
>>67153821
Have a rare Triple (You) for your efforts. Liked and subscribed.
I was recently watching the Seagal/Helwani interview. It's still pretty hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcNgrp2Ftew
>>67153255
such an intolerable accent
>>67153869
>"bollocks"
Conor is a much much better speaker, let's be honest
>>67153888
I regret never attending one of his concerts
>>67153855
nah. its reverse psychology thing.
>>67154027
Russians don't count. They're on every PED in the book.
>>67154027
can't wait for fedor's next fight
>>67153780
I don't buy any. Get them for free on one of my sports channels
>>67154027
how do i get this fat?
>>67153780
I buy every single PPV, I've had Fight Pass since it came out, and I'm going to my third UFC event in June.
Niggaz wish you wuz stylin' like this muhfucka nawmsayin
>>67154076
he's not fat
>>67154082
I watched PPVs on UFC.tv before they even reliably worked
Years before even FitePass
I had to watch all of UFC 135 from a corner cam, the main camera feed died 5 minutes in.
>>67154076
He said he doesn't care at all what he is eating.
>you now realize that CM Punk will retire from MMA with an undefeated 0-0 record.
>>67154131
Buddy.
Edgar vs Maynard 3 got pulled from UFC 130... Guess what?
I went anyway. That's right. Rampage vs Hamill main event. Frank Mir vs Big Country co-main event.
>>67154027
nigga look like jason blaha
>>67154076
3 CAKES A DAY MINIMUM
>>67154176
Goddamn that's a whole new level of hardcore.
At least you got to watch Browne frogpunch Struve into a bendy collapsing mess.
>>67154219
That I did.
Also, Mighty Mouse and Renan Barao on the prelims was neat, looking back. Also, Tim Boetsch and Mayday McDonald on the prelims.
And Brian Stann in the main event.
But still!! I paid for $10 pints during a Matt Hamill main event
have you eaten your 7 eggs today /heem/?
remember, 7 eggs a day MINIMUM for daily rogainz
>I run the UFC
>gets pulled from the card and can't do shit about it.
>>67154297
Just got done with my 3 edible gi's
>>67154297
It's almost 11 AM where I am, and I've had 3 bananas today so far. Not sure if I'm going to make it to 30.
People call Sriracha a "shitty meme sauce", is it that bad?
I enjoy a bit of tobasco on my eggs
>>67154076
A common trick actors and actresses use to gain weight for roles is to eat tons of Krispy Kreme donuts every day.
you now remember this
>>67154358
Has a career ever been so JUSTed in such a short period of time? Conor was on pace to be the biggest fighter of all time and could have rubbed elbows with Ali.
Then he got Stockton slapped.
Then he got Dana schlonged.
Now he's nothing.
>>67154501
Just watch his next PPV barely break 2M buys
>>67154546
*2M gate
>>67154546
maybe if he fights GSP or jesus christ himself.
>>67154501
Should've started off his UFC career as a lightweight.
http://entimports.com/2016/04/two-more-ufc-fighters-removed-from-roster/
Juicy J cut
>>67154297
>7 eggs
How about
6:50 Morning workout! Cardio + CORE for 30min Bcca, Glutamine + handful of almonds
7:30 8 eggs + 200gr Oats + blueberries & strawberries + avocado
9:30 400gr Beef, 400gr Sweet potatoes, handful of spinach & greens
11:50 Bcca, glutamine,
12:00 400gr Chicken + 400gr potatoes, greens + some fruits
14:00 Blender = 150gr oats or sweet potatoes, 2 bananas 150gr kelloggs rice krispies, frozen berries, handful almonds, peanut butter and glutamine
14:30 Training strongman, Bcca, glutamine, Vitargo
17:30 60gr protein + 2 banans
18:00 500gr beef + potatoes, greens
20:30 500gr salmon + 500gr sweet potatoes
22:30 50gr casein protein or 6 eggs + avacado + 30gr almonds + 50gr peanut butter
Drink a lot of water throughout the day + Juices to get more calories!!"
middle of the night 50gr casaine protein or raw eggs
Buzzfeed estimates that he eats around 10,000 calories each day, including 4,300 before noon. How’s that for brunch? The part that sticks out to us is his 2:00 PM meal. Does he… put all that food in a blender?
>>67154365
>tfw i started that meme
>>67154387
don't forget, 3307 lad.
3 steaks
30 bananas
7 eggs
MINIMUM
3 gis a day only for fightweek
>>67154589
Why can't UFC ring girls have nice outfits like theese?
>>67154616
Shit, I never thought of putting avocado in my oatmeal.
>>67154297
>hey guys you gotta check out this Sriracha stuff, it's so bomb!
Fucking Joe fucking Rogan.
Tyson Fury is like a more self-aware Conor McGregor.
>>67154297
>>67154616
>>67154662
This thread is brought to you by Reverend Horton Heat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQynViAF6Ds
>>67154671
Because the Fajita Brothers and Dana White are just bleed dummies.
>>67154717
He's like an Irish Matt Serra.
>>67154297
I thought this nigga was on the Keto diet what is he doing eating bread.
>>67154744
it's ezikiel bread bro so it doesn't count
100% protons
>>67154777
kek
>tfw lobov will never be this happy
why nate? WHY?
Lads, is TUF on tonight?
>>67154744
That's from a while back
>>67154843
44 bings
TUF STARTS IN 43 BINGS LADS
what's his name /heem/
>>67154991
His name is TUF starts in 40 bings
>>67154991
Imafuka Yogerl
>tuf
WOLF TICKETS
timkennedymma
There isn't a place in the world you can't find somewhere to train. The harder you train the more luck you have.#hardworkpaysoff
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEuE9RmNSUK/?taken-by=timkennedymma
What do you think they'll find?
>>67155112
manlets
>>67155112
Sages DNA in her bum
>>67155078
he looks like confederate soldier
'mirin
The Man Who Will Be King
The "Bones" Breaker
He will heem the shit out of Jones when they finally clash.
>>67155171
one more eye poke and his vision is completely over
>>67155171
I remember Rogan saying Jones vs. Rumble was the greatest fight in the history of the UFC.
>>67154991
Francis "The Big BULL" Ngannou
>>67154991
the big ugly meme
is latifi a bull?
>>67154710
sriracha is kinda bomb
>>67155279
based
>>67155345
its shite lad
>>67154501
>Conor was on pace to be the biggest fighter of all time
Conor has no chin, no cardio, no ground game, no BJJ, no wrestling, no TDD, no stand-up defense (hands down, chin up) and worst of all, no ability to fight through adversity. All he has is a left hand that's only good for a round and a half. That's it. The vast majority of his opponents have been cans in a division that he shouldn't even be fighting in. Conor is not a good fighter and never has been. He's just been very lucky and his luck finally ran out. He will never win another sig fight.
>>67155279
jesus christ, he is gonna heem the shit out of jones(if he beats dc) desu
>>67155357
no it isn't
>>67155345
it's a reddit meme
>>67155237
So you've traveled to the future then, I guess.
>>67155357
sriracha and scrambled eggs is GOAT
>>67155434
>eggs
not vegan
not for me
>>67155377
>This salty Aldo faggot
13 seconds. Sit the fuck down, weak 189er b8er.
>>67155434
>eating your eggs scrambled
pleb
TUF STARTS IN 20 BINGS
>>67155420
The greatest fight ever on the books.
>>67149350
Your Conor worship is almost as bad as Pacquiao in the Philippines.
At least Pacquiao stayed relevant for two decades while Conor "No Ground Game" McGregor will fade in two years
>>67155526
NO ONE CARES ABOUT TUF
IT'S 2016 FFS
>>67155461
Conor got LUCKY.
Aldo would win 99 out of 100 times.
Frankie would win EVERY time.
RDA would destroy him.
Diaz will sub him again.
Your boyfriend, Conor, has no one he can beat.
That's why he's running off and hiding in Iceland like a pussy. He knows he's through.
Deal with it.
>>67155526
WOLF TICKETS
>>67155579
Breh, it's a Claudia season.
I care.
>>67155579
TUF STARTS IN 17 BINGS
>>67155512
spoken like a soft skinned little "over easy on a piece of toast" type of nigga
Where my Clodjiuh bros at
>>67155601
Dear anon,
I kindly implore you direct your attention to this constituent post: >>67155594
Sincerely yours.
>>67155434
some franks xtra hot is always a nice addition to some scrambies too bud
when six scrambled eggs with seasoning salt, ground pepper, lots of shredded cheese and a pinch of garlic power just doesn't have that bite, you know?
>>67149350
I'll just leave this here for the Irishfags.
>>67152611
this is my fetish
>>67155605
over easy is the definition of blue collar you fucking retard.
>>67155643
what does that even mean brah
tuf starts in 14 bings
>>67155580
>Conor got LUCKY
Fucking lmao, he's so fucking asshurt. Must be a favela monkey on the states, this salt is unreal.
13 SECONDS
3
S
E
C
O
N
D
S
Deal w/ it.
>>67155679
fucking pleb poser faggot
over hard is the definition of blue collar because you can wolf it with a fork, over easy makes a mess and takes longer to eat because you have to mop it up with your toast, which should have peanut butter on it anyway you fucking pussy bitch
>>67155723
>over hard
no one has ordered that ever in history gtfo
>>67155434
>memebelled eggs
fucking pleb faggot. Rogain says sunny side up is best u goof
>>67155627
Right goddamn fucking here.
liking claudia = """""closeted""""" homosexual
Andrei's bitch is at it again.
https://streamable.com/nzli
>>67155723
Stop being so abrasive.
>>67155770
If you don't like scrambled eggs, there is a good chance you are preparing them wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0
TUF STARTS IN 6 BINGS
>>67155770
>Rogain says sunny side up is best u goof
well, if Rogan said it...
What's Schaub's opinion on eggs? I need to know before I decide.
>>67155830
Don't tell me what to do
TUF IS LIVE
>>67152925
>mfw retards still dont understand that why would you put conor on a card that is going to do well when you can put him on a shitter one and make it big
>>67155830
>If you don't like scrambled eggs, there is a good chance you are preparing them wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0 [Embed]
Pretty much exactly what I do but I do it with more butter and add a tiny bit of garlic powder and shredded cheese at the end.
Scrambled eggs without shredded cheese? What the fuck, Gordan.
Claudia Gadelha
>>67155627
here nigga
>>67155883
both ngannou and schaub agree. Do you think im some kind of goof here?
dirty girl
NEW THREAD BOYS
>>67143982
>>67143982
>>67143982
>QUICK ITS NEW
>>>67143982
>>>67143982
>>>67143982
>>ITS HOT, ITS NEW
>>ITS A HOT NEW THREAD
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>>67156033
>tfw having anal intercourse with Claudia and getting mustard colored feces on the base of my penis
>>67156133
kill you are self
>>67156033
she's very attractive
>>67155385
>used to be destroyed by eye pokes
>is now powered by them.
If it weren't for her Erick Silva voice Claudia would be perfect.
LADS THIS IS GETTING HOT
>>67156312
>implying you wouldn't do either of them
ultimate memer strem lads pls
>>67156033
why is she so flat
why does she have a tranny face
why does she have a penis
>so many whys
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>>67151426
That cheeky m8, you cannot hate this dude he just doesnt give a shit but he does it very respectfuly
I cant wait for him to destroy that ukrainian classless retard once more in june senpai
>>67151350
Imagining how emotionally fucked you would be if you had both ronda and travis dna.
That child wont live past 15
Whatever happened to rousey vs holly rematch?
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