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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/27: TUF Season 23 EP 2 (((LIVE)))
4/30: Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN Las Vegas (TBA)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/user/mmadigest
http://mmajunkie.com/
http://mmafighting.com/
http://www.mmamania.com/
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/
>Muslim doesn't want to sleep in a room full of athletic women
Why is Islam so gay?
STOP MAKING EARLY THREADS YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
JUST FUCKING WAIT FOR ONCE
HOW HARD IS IT TO FUCKING WAIT 30 MINUTES
WHAT FUCKING DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE DOES IT MAKE TO MAKE THESE FUCKING THREADS HOURS EARLY, NOT EVERYONE WANTS A NEW FUCKING THREAD EVERY SINGLE TIME
AND WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE FUCKING PAGE OF EVENTS LISTED, WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT HALF OF THAT SHIT, SOME OF THOSE EVENTS DONT EVEN HAVE MAIN EVENTS YET YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT
FUCK
OFF
>>67156195
Sex outside of wedlock is haram
>>67156203
Being ironically buttmad is haram
Claudia
>>67156152
ffs is it so difficult to link the previous thread?
>>67156319
Joanna
>>67156367
give him a break dude, he tried hard
>>67156375
"go back home, go back to the jungle"
based jo
That confrontation was getting so fucking hot I had to open a window.
>>67156395
BUT IN THE END
>>67156395
and got so far
Foreign trash talk is so cringey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liIPwsDrnU8
>Kenny in the comments.
I think I should stop watching this season right now. Claudia is honestly one of the most attractive people I have ever seen. It feels like I'm falling in love.
stream lads please
>>67156558
ufc.tv u goof
joanna is a bully
i don't like her
STREAM REEEEE
>>67156491
imagine touching that butt
>>67156152
lol this op is so bad
>>67156617
thnx goof
>>67156610
I imagine the outer centimeters are velvety soft... and then rock hard. Like rebar wrapped in foam.
How was the first episode? I honestly thought the premiere was tonight and still forgot about it because >TUF
>>67156658
Rountree is an animal.
Claudia is a goddess.
Joanna is a disgusting slavrat.
>>67156658
Actually pretty good. Some good fighters this season.
Claudia looks way better on video than in pictures.
>>67156726
people have already turned on joanna? figured it'd take a while
>>67156609
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/us/fox-sports-live-stream
where has this garden gnome with hands of stone been?
>>67156658
Khalil is bull. Joanna cunt goblin canklet bitch. Claudia is muh grill
>>67156797
>you pissin me off you damn roosters
who /khalil/ here?
>>67156797
>Polly want a cracker? Polly better shut up before I slap her.
>>67156890
>Claudia
>girl
Trap lovers coming over from b now??
khalil looks old as hell
>joanna will never scream at you like that
why is every black athlete memexplosive and an animal?
kinda racist desu
>>67156203
you. i like you
that bitch want my BOY
Holy shit, mma fans (maybe just in NY) are some cringeworthy fags. Why even let the public in the press conferences.
>bitch already getting blacked
Every single time.
>>67157127
>being this much of an insecure faggot
some guys brought the bantz, fuck off
>>67156868
He actually had Dengue Fever
We all agree that 198 is more stacked than 200, right?
>>67156203
kek'd
>>67157127
casual/justbleed/WWE fans will always outnumber the rest m8
it wasn't long ago every fucking hipster was wearing a honda housey shirt
how do i achieve dong-mode?
>>67157177
no shit shercuck
>>67157218
3 Steaks
30 Bananas
7 Eggs
M I N I M U M
>>67157218
Gas
This is pretty much how all polish people behave desu. I hope Claudia kills her.
Claudia is so sweet and cute
Joanna is a cunt
watching foreign bitches argue in broken language is hilarious.
Jesus Christ I hate Joanna.
>>67157177
I think so, biggest fights on 200 are rematches. Kelvin/Hendricks and Moose/Brunson dont interest me at all
i want to hug claudia desu :'(
lmao Joanna has the belt is still getting verbally clobbered by a hue, hesus
is joanna shook?
Is Joanna TUF going to be like Ronda TUF?
JOANNA B T F O
B T F O
JOANNA CONFIRMED FOR UGLY
B T F O
>heem goes from loving Joanna to hating her in 40 minutes
>>67157409
worse so far
>>67157418
always hated her lad. the p4p qt meme was insufferable
>>67157418
i'd still fuck her i just wouldn't kiss her anymore
>woman already breaking down and crying
jesus
This British girl is so fucking lame.
>I know, I'll fake a seizure, that'll get me the bullcock I desire
>>67156210
If sex equals sleeping, you're doing it wrong.
>>67157418
nah I haven't been following TUF but they've been shitting on her since the presser
jesus Roundtree should just stay away from the sick bitch, he's courting trouble
>pretend to be sick so the black bull will give you attention
>>67157409
I think so. I've already abandoned Joanna for Claudia.
this bitch is gonna get blacked isn't she
ariel at it again lads
>>67157477
>>67157498
will brits ever recover?
>>67157409
Miesha was still a bitch and so was her faggot boyfriend, so it softened the blow for Ronda being a cunt. Meanwhile Claudia has been acting like a sweetheart and Joanna has just been a complete cunt.
>>67157477
I got a fever
and the only prescription is BULLCOCK
They are talking about us on the /j/ board again. Some Anon is complaining that we never hit 500 posts
on the /heem/ threads before we start a new one
Someone go back to the old thread and make it 500.
>>67157281
nah, i have a close friend who is a polish model. she's damn hot and very shy and demure. sucks joana is coming off as a cunt here. i kinda dug her before. man, am i the only one who wishes TUF would branch out of this everyone stuck in a house rut? i really dug that season where it was just fights and some fighter background and interviews. this Real World shit has got to go.
Wait I thought Schaub signed with lellator...
>>67157528
I think she took one too many bluster/strut lessons from conard
>>67157568
>someone
Fuck off you goof
what's /j/ anyway?
SCHAUB ALERT
This bitch is fucking insane. Can't wait to watch her fight.
>>67157443
yeah I bet you did lol
>>67157568
stop making multiple threads then lol
>>67157378
>>67157409
What did she do I missed it
>oh god Khalil please cum on my gap teeth
>>67157644
She's been posturing up on Claudia and her coaches constantly because "muh belt"
>>67157644
she was talking shit to this hue that didn't speak english so Claudia was like "if you're going to insult someone, at least do it to someone who can understand you" then joanna got mad and was like IM THE CHAMPION
>>67157644
instigating bantz and fumbling her lines
"Oh, btw, bonuses are $25k each. Have a nice fight "
>>67157663
this bitch is going to meme her way into winning it all.
>>67157663
>pls heal me khalil pleeeease
Claudia had a good point about Johanna thanking the judges. That's pretty lame.
>>67157635
>he thinks all American flags are the same person
Khalil is a MUUUUNNNSSSTTTEEERR lads
>>67157753
there's only one fucking person around here that cares if a thread makes it to 500 bud, you're not fooling anyone
don't know who's gonna win this one
>>67157770
explain me then
post >yfw arlovski/overeem double ko
>>67157687
That's pretty low
>>67157801
It's the Obama generation. What do you expect lad?
>>67157770
>the beginning stages of schizophrenia
I haven't made an op in 2 years
>>67157807
cucked
BTFO
>>67157840
I literally purged the cucks today
>>67157813
heres a (You) but this is a bad time to fish lad
>>67157801
I don't know if I've just been on 4chan too long but I live in a rich area with 2% black people and have been noticing a lot more interracial couples where the dude's a huge buff black guy and the chick's like a 5/10. It just makes me wonder what their jobs are. I'm assuming all of the black guys are dentists.
>mooment
>change level
>mooment
>change level
Corey is a goof, he's gonna get heem'd
Holy shit he tapped to that??
TEAM JOANNA BTFO
YOANNA YUNDJAYREKT
Cucks BTFO
Smoked.
>I foot swept you and put my hand on your head like you were my bitch...and I made you cry
What did he mean by this
BLEACHED
both these guys sucked
interesting
BTFO BTFO BTFO
JOANNA KEKED
KEKS BTFO, KHALIL WON'T BLACK THAT BISH
Absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>all those sluts lining up to hug khalil
Fuckin thirsty hoes.
>giving a victory speech for the man who destroyed you
Wow that's pathetic.
>>67157987
fuck off they're friends goof.
joanna btfo
>>67157944
gustafsson actually beat jones
and jones will lose against dc this time
>claudia and her team still being nice and hugging khalil
>joanna looking like she wants to murder everyone
>claudia not picking the sick girl just to meme their team into a victory
this entire show was a mistake for joanna champ
>khalil, congratulations
BTFO
>>67157985
bbc dreams brah
Tatiana has quite the jaw on her lads
>Implying I wouldn't heem each and every one of you semen reeking neets
>>67158014
i agree with this whole post
>Schaub
WE FUCKING /SCHAUB/ NOW BOYS
a fuck no
FUCKING SCHAUB
SCHAUB = HEEM
who's the clown in the striped socks?
>staring across the court
>basketball americans.
>>67158014
When Jones cucks DC I want you to apologize
>I didnt win because I didnt want to hurt him
This is honestly one of the most awkward interviews I've seen in a while.
>>67158059
>>67158080
BASED, I TUNED BACK IN BASED SCHAUB
Schaub tries too hard.
>>67158136
He had an injured foot, the other guy could have kicked the shit out of it
>foot stomps would have won you the fight
lol nah
McMeme is ded
>>67158173
He died in March
>>67158173
>choke was deep
dumb cunt doesn't know what that means, does she
rose looks like a mong
>>67158213
She really wears her past of childhood sexual abuse on her face.
>>67158213
she's east euro, it shows
>>67158014
>gustafsson actually beat jones
beat him so bad he wanted to do nothing but run away for the last two rounds
hahahaha
fuckin retards man
>>67158229
now i have to fap
>>67158213
Rose is like that one girl you see and everyone with a brain knows to steer clear and guys who like to ''fix'' girls try to fix her over and over and she keeps being a mess and you're just watching from the outside while lifes get destroyed and think to yourself why won't she stop being such a mess on her own.
>>67158229
wew
Khalil is such a fucking meme lads. He tries so hard to be positive and thinks hes so tough but then just gets choked like a goof
karyn has a nice booty
I bet Daniel Cormier is a John Kasich supporter
>>67158157
downloads of his podcast are steadily declining and he is slipping into desperation mode
dc waiting for jon to finish showering lads
>>67158291
Karyn vs. Sage Steele, who wins?
>>67158229
I don't know what you're talking about.
>>67156152
Post yfw Jones dq'd for eyepokes
>never wins again
>>67158334
>I'm cummin for that ass Jon
>>67158291
looks more like hillary desu
what a shill
Rose seems stoned.
>>67158317
Because Callen is away for comedy specials more and more and when callen is there Schaub is just talking over him all the time, people don't like a stupid brute talking he's the fighter and not the talker.
>He's the fighter
I know, I know but you get my point.
>>67158317
The cage used to be so much smaller. I wish it was still that way
>>67158386
>I know they wanna punch each other in the face...
>But...
>Like....
>It's not like....
>They're like....
>Mortal...uh....enemies though...
Fuckin WEW
>>67158229
wew looks like it rn
>>67158418
Jesus christ. This is the perfect rose.
>>67158339
I would.
I don't care what you cunts say. My cock could probably tear her tiny frame in half.
I'm not Ngannou, but my dick is pretty ginormous.
i can't figure out if she has an accent or not desu
i want furiosa to bite my balls
Is Schaub trying to fuck rose?
>>67158448
I think she's just white trash.
>>67158418
fugg
Tecia BTFO BTFO
rose seems qt here
>>67158448
she sounds like a wigger
>>67158418
>>67158339
will shaved heads become the norm for wmma?
>>67158502
kek
I like him on JRE, but Schaub comes across really badly on normie television.
>>67158502
Whoa... think she'd ever do it?
>>67158502
She looks like fucking Bat-Boy without hair.
was is schaub being an insufferable shill?
and what was that with dc saying he wants to watch this show over and over?
fucking whopped goofs
>>67158530
He's used to be horrible on JRE until Joe put him in the reality check division telling him to retire because he's not a fighter but an athlete.
pick 1
>>67158418
>tfw rose will never be cute again
>>67158552
>someone on /heem/ remembers batboy
you're not so bad after all adan
>>67158562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4
The best breakdown ever
>>67158563
I'll take my chances with the disembodied hand in the corner.
Schaub is such a fucking faggot
>>67158563
Thick, fridge Honda is best Honda.
>>67158658
i know, he's a goof
>>67158658
he's trying too hard
>Was there sexual tension in the TUF house
>White guy: Not at all, no. None whatsoever.
>Big black bull: Uhhh I'm gonna say the opposite.
FUCK
>>67158658
he's the fucking GOAT, he would HW champ right now
>khalil denying those thirsty bitches
based af
>>67158556
he's broke and impregnated his maid. It's just a matter of time before he comes back to /heem/ to spam himself
Schaub actually just ended that segment by saying "Hey bro, you know you're a dimepiece now, right?"
>youre a dimepeice just want you to know that
>uh thanks
schaub is fag
>>67158754
>>67158762
Why does he try so hard?
why's he so based bros
im officially changing from a schaubposter to s ngannouposter lads
>>67158229
>you will never molest cunny rose
>>67158737
Fighters confirmed to shill themselves on /heem/
>Jon ''Cokehead'' Jones
>Brendan ''Pregnant in the 3rd term'' Schaub
Who else?
Honorary mention
>Young Jamie delivering our banter to Joe
>>67158815
>schaub btfo fox, "they can take their meme rating shows"
>fox comes back crawling for schaub ratings
based
>>67158820
why not take the chance to let go of the autism
>>67158815
Truly an alpha, only natty HW, would've been undefeated with USADA testing
>joanna is a cunt
why the fuck is khalil still there? Isn't a loss an elimination?
>>67158855
B A S E D
CAN'T SHAKE DOWN THE BIG BROWN
I just started coming to this thread from /mlb/ and came here for the McGregor fight. Is this all a joke? I mean honestly you guys go on about Joe Rogan who isn't even a fighter. He's a commentator. Some stupid podcasts with some comedian and Schaub (I remember watching him on TUF when MMA was on fire). An MMA journalist people dislike for whatever reason. When you watch a game no one talks about Joe Buck. No one in /NFL/ does that. Then you go on about their personalities and diets and how you are stronger and tougher than them.Posters threatening other posters with assault. Why you should be on whoever's team and how you aren't invited because there aren't any invitations. Now I see people discussing which ring girls are hotter. It's bizarre.
>>67158915
Get in my fucking guard
>>67158777
insecurity
>>67158961
too fucking alpha. based schaub
>tfw ywn be this alpha
>>67156319
>Knee Exploders - 4 sets of 15
>>67158915
i would heem you in an instant, be careful
lads
i miss conor
>>67159073
>tfw no good fighters to trigger /heem/ with since conor lost
>>67159060
>>67158915
I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, the truest of all fight fans
why couldn't we save him?
ATTENTION SCHAUB POSTERS
https://youtu.be/gKkKdcgxvdo
>>67159073
I do too babe, but he'll be back. Maybe not in the UFC, maybe not even in the cage, maybe not even in Mixed Martial Arts... but he'll be back.
>>67159143
fuck off goof
>>67159179
he was destined to become the penguin
>>67159228
>tfw I never listened to a Schlobcast
>>67159321
can we do this with based ngannou?
>>67159228
>tfw ywn be schaub
>>67156944
who /houston/ here?
>>67159498
who /ngannou/ here?
who /condito/ here
>>67159464
wtf race is he?
>>67159554
american
>>67159546
True Welterweight champ
>>67159554
he's called the hybrid for a reason lad
>>67159554
He claims to be half French and half German.
>>67159596
>condit beat lawler
>>67159546
current WW champion of the world right there
>>67159614
1, 3, 4
Hell even 2
>>67159614
My mother and I both thought he won.
>>67159614
Robbie Lawler is literally 1-2 (one win, two losses) in his last three fights.
>>67159659
>1-2 (one win, two losses)
Why exactly did you feel it necessary to explain what those numbers mean?
>>67159701
>muh big mean hyper-aggro ape
>>67159546
the best pound4pound fighter who is not obviously natty, tbqh
>>67159701
stop triggering me brendan you fucking bully
condit won you fucking prick
would nate heem robbie?
>>67159684
>losing 2 (two) (T W O) of your last three fights
>"""""""Welterweight Champion""""""""
>>67159737
Nate is too pussy to fight Robbie. He wouldn't take that fight if they offered him double what he got for Conor.
>>67159737
Nate got a nice win over Conor but I have a feeling the next time he fights we'll be reminded what a journeyman he is.
Real question is Nick vs Nate when?????
>>67159773
he said its nicks fight. seems to be that he feels ww is too big for him
>>67159782
never, they said never
>>67159554
He claims to be german but his dad was obviously cucked by a native american man
>>67159770
SHUT THE HELL UP ASSHOLE
CONDITO IS FOREVER MY BOY I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'LL HEEM EVERY HERE IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP
HE FUCKING WON AGAINST ROIDERRY LAWLER
>>67159806
He looks JUST like his dad. His dad is a big tall alpha who's still athletic into his 50s. Schaub inherited GOAT genes.
>>67159806
looks like it desu
>>67159842
>condit is natty
o m i laffin
How would the average heemster do against CM Punk?
>>67159878
Don't you get a yearly payout even if you don't have a fight with a ufc contract?
I wonder how much money he cost the UFC already.
>>67159878
teep to the ball, followed by spinning back fist KO
LAWLER 2, 3, 5
CONDIT 1, 4
THIS IS A FACT
does every champion but the goblin and the manlet goat get 500k a defence? I checked the last bunch and ppvs and it seems like it
>>67159971
>Lawler
>3
>>67159971
this
>>67160004
>Condit
>3
>>67160004
>roidlet
>3
Friendly reminder I could heem every single one you.
>>67160070
post a picture with timestamp
lads, I think I'm in love with lithcuck. everytime he posts i smile, he is very cute, athletic and he likes mma. One day, i will visit him in Lithuania, whoever wants to talk shit to my boy needs to get in line or prepare their chin for a big heem.
>>67160102
>estoniaonproxy.txt
>>67160102
Don't dirty the face and name of edgy brah
>>67159498
THIS GUY IS FOR REAL
>Schaub said Joanna was coming off as a bit of a bully on TUF
>>67160238
ew you synthol freak
>>67160238
Nice double chin lay off the vegemite
How was TUF? Anyone bother watching? I watched the first episode and was immediately bored.
#ShotsFired
>>67160435
This got to his head, he tried that meme shit against Weidman and his career was downhill from there.
>>67160506
weidman would get heem'd by anderson now desu
circle the best fight in each row.
Then post which card your most excited for.
Hi anons,
What do you think of Forrest Griffin, personally?
Regards,
Jesper
>>67160665
1
3
2
>>67160665
It's like they intentionally kept all the fun fights off of UFC 200.
>>67160681
Hey Jesper,
Forrest Griffin was an exciting fighter to watch, a true warrior, great fighter, very amicable personality as well
Regards,
Joseph
>>67160665
DC-Jones II
Aldo-Edgar II
Silva-Hall
Cain-Travis
Poirier-Green
>>67160665
I gotta say if I wasn't such a Rockhold fanboy I'd go with 198 that card is stacked for fight fans.
UFC 200 is like mandrama the card, also why does Jones look like Osama bin Laden? He should get rid of that beard.
>>67160681
Hello Jesper,
I think he's great
with love,
Casper.
>>67160665
Stipe-Werdum
Henderson-Lombard
Cain-Travis
UFC 200
>>67160665
cant pick the co-main desu
>>67161054
can Dan just get Heemed for the last time
>>67160681
Hey Jesper,
I appreciate the work he put into the light heavyweight division, and his affable personality and respect for the sport. It's dope to think that he could submit shogun when he was a huge underdog.
Love
matt
>>67161112
hector is blacksplosive, based dan is gonna get some major trauma
seriously man i think conor should just leave the ufc and go to another promotion or is he under some kind of contract?
>>67160665
DC v JBJ
Luke v Weidman
Cruz v Faber
Silva v Hall
Aldo v Edgar
Cain v Browne
Best card
I'll watch 199 and 200 dgaf about 198
>>67161185
good for some reason i can't stand Dan because he seems like a wife beater, But Hector got his chin destroyed by Neil
>>67161243
totally agree based Asian-bro
based kek
>>67160665
these are objectively correct
>>67161297
I can't believe people dont think DC vs Jones will be a good fight
>>67160665
All of 199 except for spider vs hall and jbj vs dc 2
199 looking great. weidman crushed once more in a free title defense for luke
upcoming contender action with dustin and holloway fights. urijah potentially eradicating the most obnoxious champ or at least knocking him down a few times again as well as post roid memery with old man hendo and small ww to middleweight lombard
they're all pretty good though.
>broke back cain and eyopoke mcwife beater over roidborg
absolute goofs
>>67161335
Jones is going to do a fatality on DC
>>67161346
>upcoming contender
>dustin
woo lod
>tfw my boy, natty goat, will get to fight for the belt at msg because of muh america vs le brits
>tfw he destroys the weidbabby goof
>>67161335
its far more intriguing than the other two mains that is for sure.
>>67161382
idgi? dustin looks great at LW right now he could be coming fo dat title shot
>>67160435
Jesus Christ I love this
>>67161520
t.189er
>>67161442
He had to wrestlefuck Joe Duffy or else he would've been heemed clean
He's getting merked, starched, dusted, by any of the top 10 guys
>>67161410
who's this white boi?
>>67158563
I'd still fug the shig out of Rounda.
>>67158696
This is true.
>you will never heem an olympic gold medalist in two minutes, collect 200k, go home stream videogames with a loving fanbase, then fuck your hot wife
Literally the goat
>>67159554
Master.
>>67159773
Nick and Nate would both beat Robbie.
Robbie would lose to every WW in the top 10 and half of the LW top 10. Conor would heem him.
>>67161869
jesus the shitposting
>>67161554
His wrestling advantage over Joseph Duffy was significant enough that it would have been idiotic not to exploit it.
If it were a standup fight, yeah, Duffy would probably have won given he's a seasoned boxer.
What's with all the literal faggots in /heem/ lately?
200 cuz Miesha
>>67160435
His legs stay in the same place that whole time
I don't understand why more people didn't try to wrestlefuck him
>>67156303
Fili is going to need his lantern to show him the way around after his lights going out like that
>>67161935
So... you want to see Silva vs Hall, or does all the jagged scratchy circling indicate you want to see the fight "scratched" from the card?
>>67161935
what the fuck are you trying to tell us
>>67156303
I'm glad Danny Castillo was there to see his boy get meme heemed just like he did
>>67158563
I remember the first time I saw Joanna for her UFC debut. I thought look at this gobling-looking butch, she won't go far even if she beats a few people. There's no way Dana wants this malnourished ayyy lmao as the face of the company and here we are. I'm afraid to admit though that the p4p qt meme has brainwashed me into thinking she's attractive. I can't help it though, her personality makes her adorable.
She got blacked bros
>>67161935
what did he mean by this?
>>67162057
she has a black persons face with tons of makeup. someone needs to photoshop her being black, probably would look more natural kek
>>67162057
she looks mixed, so not really
Hey Masvidal is fighting soon and I didn't even know that's my boy
also Aljamain vs Caraway is pretty spicy
>>67162085
>black
>person
>>67160435
i remember watching this at a party and everyone was dead silent except for two fat mexican girls who were mad nobody was paying attention to them. everyone (on sherdog) was bitching about anderson becoming a boring point fighter then he went out and went full matrix on forrest. it was the best
>>67162107
A good test for Aljamain, Caraway should be tough enough to make a good honest fight of it in every phase.
None of my friends are real fite fans
>>67160495
he isn't firing shots bud that's the truth
Conor had no chance of beating Nathan even on 11 days notice without a camp
Conor is literally so scared of Nate that he threw away his entire career to avoid being beaten again
>>67162221
>threw away his career
baka
>>67162174
My parents only like kickboxing
My coworkers only like Ronda
How many friends do you have?
What do your friends like?
>>67162174
>having friends
HA get a load of this fag, r-right guys?
>>67162221
and dana thew himself under the bus so conor could save face. kinda romantic desu
>>67162221
I
DONT
GIVE
A
FOOK
>>67162230
They're all rugby players
They'll watch fights from time to time with me but they don't really get into it
>yfw you realize an indian paige van zant exists
>>67162236
my best friend has a different best friend besides me so whenever they go out i watch the play-by-play on facebook and it's like getting cucked
>>67162262
do you have face blindness senpai?
>>67162265
disgusting cuck
>>67162174
>mfw none of my friends are fight fans either, but my wife is, so I'm good.
>>67162265
you can't have two best friends, mate. it's literally part of the definition. sorry to hear that you are not your best friend's best friend :(
>>67162265
>not his bestfriends bestfriend
damn sorry about that senpai...
>>67162312
Does your wife post here too?
>>67162317
yea that's what i was trying to say. it sucks but the other guy is pretty fat so i'm hoping i out live him or they cure autism or smthn
>>67162265
>literally cuckhold friendship
better of being loner mater race
>>67162312
does your wifes son post here? is your wife a ngannou or latifi fan?
>>67162312
Is your wife's son also a fightfan
How many friends does the average /heem/ fitefan have?
Sitting at a respectable 0 here
>>67162351
getting cucked by a fat cunt, can you rate your autism out of 70? base the rating on how annoying you can be, how interfering your autism is with normal conversation and just in general how much of an autist you are
>>67161806
kek they are practically the same size
>>67162373
I have 1 friend that I talk to on skype sometimes, he is a fight fan, but in terms of going out/seeing people it's been 0 for around 2 years.
>>67162351
>my plan is to wait for my problem to solve itself
this is why you aren't his best friend. take the initiative and HEEM your competition.
>>67162373
1 best friend
4 real friends
some meh friends
>>67162373
1 and not even that close + he lives on the other side of the continent. sometimes we play vidya.
>>67162351
you need to heem that fat goof lad
>>67162371
>Anonymous 04/27/16(Wed)23:59:21 No.67162373 â–¶
i wouldn't doubt it
>>67162373
1 best friend
6 very good friends
dozens of aquaintances
Why doesn't Gus have a fight booked yet?
>>67162436
It's midnight where you are hey? Almost time for bed, don't forget to brush your teeth - 2 minutes per quadrant, minimum.
>>67162373
i prefer being alone, not that I have choice now. but even when I had a choice the effort vs reward, being loner was the superior and more enjoyable choice.
>>67162444
too busy prepping latifi
>>67162444
Officially he wants to retire but Latifi said on Ariels show that he won't let him retire or something like that basically Gus wants to take a break
who /it is what it is/ here?
>>67162481
We'll figure something out.
>>67162444
in ER because Dana tore his ass
demetrious i know you have /heem/ on tab
i know youre here
>>67162481
>>67162491
Hey, obviously there's something i'm not telling you guys here ;)
>>67162379
i'm like a 40/70. i think i'm just more boring than annoying. the fat dude is super funny and watches all the tv shows people like to talk about. i just work and watch mma.
totally happy with my life. i mostly live alone though i have shared custody of my daughter who is neurotypical and also happy. i'm pleasant with everyone i work with and i hang out with my bestfriend a couple times a month. living the autist dream desu
>>67162455
yessir thank you have a good day
Is latifi a bull lads?
>>67160435
some of the worst bobbing and weaving youre likely to see lads luckily for Anderson no one in MMA is too good at boxing
UFC needs Conor to come back
>where's ya mummy lettle boi
>snake in deh grass
>jumping that cage after the Siver fight
>going ahead and filming TUF even though he wanted to go home instead as a favor to Uncle Frank
>Mystic Mack
>UFC 189 thriller where he got his ass beat then heemed Chad Mini Mendes
>beautiful Artem
>60 g's baby
>the destruction of Pea Head and saving that Mighty Manlet headlined card
>13 seconds
>the thriller fight with Nate and the week leading up to it
>that conference where he shit I'm everyone
>El Chapo Conor vs RDA
>McBedded
>that terrible Reebok fashion shoe
>the destruction of Diego Brandao
>going to Brazil and shit posting
>snatching the belt from Aldo
>Ido Portal
>meme kicks
>that cocaine video
He needs to come back. He does all this for you Dana and you don't cut him some slack. Fucking Mr. Clean looking faggot
>>67162373
>casual fitefan
>solid 0 friends
>solid 0 and never had a single online friend
>solid haven't had a friend since middle school
>solid won't make a friend for the rest of my life
>don't trayn ufc
>never been in a fite
>permaNEET
>almost hiki
>solid 99.98% I'm going to permaheem myself
I'm not a nganounuunuposter though
>>67162513
You sound more introverted and possibly socially anxious more than anything
>>67162513
that's good to hear bro you keep doing you and heem the fatass at first opportunity
>>67162535
>mr clean looking faggot
K E K
E
K
>>67162535
You fookin fool
I'll gut you loik a fish, you tick
You fu-you don't know me!
You don't know what DE FOOK I CAME FROM
You little twerp
>I'll ride into Stockton and (expletive), full of snitches in Stockton
>>67162538
i b ur friend if u nganoo post 3bh
>>67162579
Can you imagine if they actually had Conor and his squad of yurofags do a presser in Stockton
>>67162520
hell no, dude's like 5'7
>>67162602
I mean they tried but someone was too shook to rock up
>>67162602
the stockton is a rough place meme yeah must be hard as fuck living in the most first world country
Went to college early and missed morning heem. How's been your day?
>>67162640
Me on the left
quality ngannou posting 3bh, good job lads
>>67162620
my friend said he went to stockton and a guy riding a corvette stared him down so long he crashed into a fire hydrant, and my friend ran away
>>67162640
me on the right
>>67162588
don't want a friend tho and noganooposting is irritating
>dc you suck bro
>Y-Y-YOU SUCK
based dc
>>67162640
THANKS DOCTOR THOMPSON
>>67162640
Damn Wondermeme has little girl arms. He needs to bodybuild like GSP would. Bodybuilding makes you a more effective fighter too like Frank Shamrock or Phil Baroni
>>67162705
>muh muscles
fuck off vince
>>>/asp/
>>67162444
It might have something to do with losing 3 of his last 4 fights. All cuck memes aside, he's a great fighter and it's really a shame he isn't more active. At the 200 presser both Jones and DC basically said Gus was their toughest fights. He should fight Bader next imo.
>>67162742
he should move up to hw and fight ngannou.
jk jk
werdum desu
>>67162751
>he should move up to hw and fight ngannou.
He's been blacked enough desu
>>67162731
Go lift. Pic related. It is you that need to go to /asp/ or /v/ wherever you came from. And take mcdojo pansies like Wonderkek and Macheater with you.
>>67162784
>unironically a cuck
kys goof
>>67162538
if you like lain I'd be your friend lad
>>67162373
>friends
Acquaintances who you can exchange meaningless smalltalk with is where it's at.
Fights I want to see:
Cain vs Stipe
Wonderboy vs Lawler
RDA vs Khabib II
TJ vs Faber
Almeida vs Cruz
Nick Diaz vs Lawler II
Rockhold vs Romero
This Jones / Cormier beef is so weak. Cormier keeps talking about Jones drug problem like it's not just sad and depressing. It's like grumpy old men.
>>67162538
used to have lots of "friends" you know, just being around many people. But I came back to zero like where i came from originally. I train mma and like lain a lot too. But really i just progress a lot when i am alone. Evolve from one kind of person to another. Having people is alright but my nature is just this kinda mc ride style.
>>67162885
this is a pretty good list especially diaz lawler 2, I rewatched that fight yesterday and it's definitely one my favourites. Robbie getting slapped then eating a 1 2 and turning berserker mode gets me hyped every time
>>67162894
White people can't insult that good.
>>67162894
Jones is just a walking meme at this point, can't take him seriously he's like some memer kid with dorito dust all over him only that he actually has a family.
I wonder what kind of a father he is with the cheating and the constant partying, why can't he be like MM great dad who constantly takes care of his kids while being one of the best p4p and going to the gym on a regular basis plus he is just all in all a nice guy who doesn't seem like a dick.
>>67162894
>>67162932
at the start of yesterdays presser dc was trying to be respectful and got boo'd straight away, even if it's weak beef casuals would rather see that than them talking about how good eachother are and how it's going to be a mountain for both of them to overcome
>>67162927
Speaking of Classic Lawler, I miss his Lumberjack look back when he had the full beard
>>67162885
Conor vs RDA
Conor vs Nate 2
Conor vs Nate 3 (if the finish is in the second one is as unsatisfying as in the first)
>>67162952
Yeah he looks pretty intimidating now with the hairless look but the goofy black hair and beard was great
>>67162885
TJ vs Faber. story of student betraying teacher to become strong and evil.
Can someone post the lawlor/red king staredown webm after (I think) round 4, where Robbie spits a haze of blood
>>67162885
fronk vs goobs
aldo vs goobs
faber vs goobs
faber vs tj
jbj vs rumble
jbj vs gus 2
cruz vs dj
honda vs borg
borg vs holm
>>67162331
>>67162370
>>67162371
hahahaha oh fuck, she doesn't post here thank Christ. And believe it or not guys, there are women out there who aren't into the shit your wives, your sisters or your mothers are into. There are decent women out there for you guys, I hope that one day you find the keys to your chastity belts and are let go to wander the world on your own.
>>67162979
here goof
watching the presser again but in diaz mode is getting me hype as fuck famalam
>>67162999
>Faber vs Conrad McGillicutty
I never thought I wanted to see a 5 round wrestlefuck this badly
>>67162885
>no sweden vs. the muslim invasion
>IM THE BUM THAT TOOK YOUR UNDEFEATED RECORD
>yes u did and u made me cry too remember?
WTF? dc bantz on point kek
you guys figure if cormier goes heavyweight he wins the belt?
>>67162927
I really liked how Robbie used to look, he really did look like he would just flip any second, nd that fight is my favorite as a big fan of the Diaz brothers, it was the first time I've seen Nick shit talk in the octagon.
>>67163059
Dana will kill himself
>>67163059
DC vs Werdum would be an interesting fight... though.
best part about ufc 200 is the DC dick sucking memes are gonna make a come back
truly the best heememe in ages
>>67163141
why?
>>67162373
0 for nearly a decade now.
Khalil was never MY BULL
dc's wife is thicc
now that Khalil is out, who should I support?
Do not fear! Nigheemer is here!
>>67163243
wow nice spoilers
>>67163235
jesus christ book her vs. cyborg at ufc 200
>>67163245
Fuck off fatass
>>67163250
[spoiler]Sorry lad[/spoiler], feel free to downvote me
>>67162373
I have like 13ish close friends. Mostly from high school. Kept close because I'm from a smallish town and we still run into eachother all the time.
>>67163243
spicely lad, he's blacksplosive
>>67163272
he is my boy desu, Claudia's team should win it pretty easily
I reckon Khalil will be given a chance in the UFC, so that we can see some spicy cuckings in the future. I reckon Andrew Sanchez will win the whole thing.
Anyone got a link for TUF?
i'm coming for that ass jon
>>67163318
http://thewatchseries.to/episode/the_ultimate_fighter_s23_e2.html
>tfw Gadelha actually speaks a little english
Color me surprised, she might even have a better speech than me
>>67162221
>lose fight
>realize you didn't prepare properly
>go back to train for rematch correctly
>dana asks you to do press
>sorry dana, i want to focus on training to give myself the best chance to win the rematch
>dana kicks you off the card
conor was being pretty reasonable t.bh. realized he needed to improve and better prepare for nate. dana just went full ego and threw him off the card for some small shit.
>>67163059
nah i dont think he has a chance
he's not a real hw, just a fatass
>>67162373
you're friends with all of us on /heem/ lad
>>67163355
what's a hue to a burger
what's a burger to a nethercuck
and what's a nethercuck to a koala
who don't believe in
anything
>>67163362
>conor was being pretty reasonable t.bh
the fight was like 3 months away, a week off wouldn't do any harm after all Nate would be there too. I would understand if Conor went to the press conference's and refused to do the talkshows that he did on his own.
>>67163362
he could shadowbox during the flight, both to nyc and back to iceland
he could run around msg before the press conference
that's not a reasonable excuse, conor is scared shitless and has the mind of a bullied leprechaun
not my boy anymore, and let me rephrase: he was still my boy even after the beating and leaving as el tappo, but this is just out of hand
That shitskin will cause a lot of trouble in the house
>>67163059
I think he has a better chance of taking the Middleweight belt to be quite honest with you right now family, but I don't know how well a 38 year old man would be able to cut the weight.
>>67163374
Who is Mcgregor hugging?
>>67162373
All my friends desu. Fight shits big around here. Usually watch cards with 5 to 8 guys
>>67163446
Fight shit is big, you mean.
Otherwise it sounds like fight does shit big indeed. Like a spinning turd, gnawmsayn.
>>67161806
Only 200k? Thought 500k was standard for championship matches. Is there a manlet discount?
new thread when?
>>67163458
Don't know where you've got that 500k figure from,. that's never been the case.
>>67163470
you're right, we should be already having a new one by the 395 posts mark.
be the change
>>67163372
Everyone look at him and laugh
>>67163458
I remember GSP and Silva got around that number but I don't think any lightweight champions did
>>67163481
It's close enough to 480 posts
NEW
NEW
NEW
>>67163497
>>67163503
>>67163503
REAL NEW
REAL NEW
REAL NEW
>>67163503
>>67163503
>>67163511
kys
>>67163260
You know you unironically dont stand a chance right? Less then 3 punches i need to give you brain damage.
>>67163502
kys
>>67163521
>reddit edition
>/ngannou/
your the cancer thats killing /heem/
>thread wars
there should be one designated thread maker
>>67163531
>no posts about upcoming fights
You are a shit OP, at least put some work in to it like I did
>>67163542
you can literally post that in the thread it wont make no difference
>>67163541
Well I was the one that said >>67163470
, then Spain told me to do it so I did.
This thread isn't even at the bump limit and it's not like making a thread at 500+ is going to kill anyone you fucks
492
>>67163557
the niggerannou posters forced me to make one before the bump limit
>>67163583
Take responsibility for your actions Ruben
repostan some ded memes to fill the trhead
>>67163555
>then Spain told me to do it so I did.
yeah well i did but it was more like a little sarcasm considering the fact that you were asking sarcasticly so i guess and i assume that you made the new thread out of a sarcasm trilogy which is good because if someone bites the bait you can blame on the spanish fuck that instigated you to do so
as you can see, this is an absolutely no commas post about fucking nothing
but im listening to the butthole surfers and trying to rewatch battlestar galactica while i masturbate to the hot chicks that i post and will never have sex with
CONDIT WON
>>67163621
why do you meme always so well
Whatever happened to rousey vs holly rematch
500
>>67163654
holly died
>>67163650
CAUSE I'M HUNGRY
>>67162917
Hey dude, where do you watch events? Maybe its time to make some heembros
