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>>67035308
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>>67035337
top kek!
>>67035308
THE GAME
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>>>67035167
from last thread
>Why doesn't Sao Paulo want an ePrix?
>>67035320
They want it, but they don't want to modify some of the structures that would be used in the circuit, like changing sidewalks, some trees may be damaged (they want to do it in Parque Ibirapuera) and whatnot
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>>67035337
Can someone take a Pc screenshot? On phone ;_;
>>67035485
>>67035464
>They want it, but they don't want to modify some of the roads that would be used in the circuit, like changing sidewalks, some trees may be damaged (they want to do it in Parque Ibirapuera) and whatnot
>>67035485
>>67035464
never mind
>>67034429
>no big crashes
>Hakkinen nearly died in Adelaide 1995
>Schumi broke his legs at Silverstone 1999
nigga u for real
>>67035574
Schumi had as many crashes in 2010-2012 as Maldonado did in his whole career 2bh
based Piquet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYLp_NOGLNs [Embed]
BULLY
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>>67035532
for you
>>67036058
Thanks senpai
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Who /Haas/ here?
>>67036099
i like them, but will like them much more if/when they do everything themselves. however, gene haas is grounded as fuck. seems the type you could have a beer with. great guy tbhfam.
>>67035574
Fittipaldi had this crazy crash in 1996. Remember, this happened at Michigan with 230 mph cornering speeds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRTAY_TEP30
>>67036428
>cornerering speeds of 230 mph
>nothing but concrete walls around track
>1996
who thought this was a good idea
Bump for
M A D A M X
>Champion material
>>67035574
>few to no big crashes
>few
>>67035822
>big crashes
>>67036428
>F1
>careers
Mad AMX will join Red Bull next year
Where will Sainz and Kvyat go?
www.gpupdate.net/en/f1-news/338330/marko-hints-at-verstappen-promotion/
>>67036750
Sainz for his "Vergne Year" in Toro - although he deserves better - or he'll displace Magnussen at Renault.
Kvyat to Williams
>>67036750
Sainz stays with TR for another year.
Kvyat gets fired. If he has the sponsorship, maybe Kvyat to Manor? Russian GP will be gone in a few years with or without Kvyat because of poor ticket sales.
Kimi or Massa (maybe both) will retire after 2017.
I could see Sainz filling Massa's Williams seat or moving up to the senior Red Bull team if Ricciardo moves to Ferrari.
>>67036720
>mental
>gymnastics
>>67036684
>Brazilians
>white
just got pole at monaco in f1 2015
when can I expect my call from toro rosso?
Friendly reminder that Red Bull legitimately gave a promotion to a rookie Daniil Kvyat instead of Jean Eric Vergne
Is JEV just shit?
>>67036837
There are many other options that are more likely than Kvyat to Williams, like
>Massa doesn't retire
>Wehrlein (Merc driver)
>Perez (dat money)
>Nasr
>>67037023
how old are you
They should put that flower thing on the race winners again.
>Ron Pennis
>>67036750
Sainz ==> Red Bull
Verstappen ==> Red Bull
Ricciardo ==> Ferrari
Kvyat ==> Williams
>>67037053
>There are many other options that are more likely than Kvyat to Williams, like
you're forgetting
>Lynn
>Stroll
>Susie coming out of retirement
>di Resta
>Hulkenshit
>Are Nige coming out of retirement
>Jenson
>a reincarnated Senna
seriously, Williams have zero interest in Kvyat unless he gets them Russian megabucks somehow. Petrov would be more in their interests desu
>>67036145
i can't get over his voice or the way he talks tho. i have to mute when they interview him
>>67037129
who, gene? i like it. quiet (ish) and composed. not loud enough for you senpai?
>>67037080
Bit gay desu
Did I miss the fe race?
>>67035308
>>67035313
>>67035337
fuck off with that shit. this isn't /b/
>>67037528
yes
it was a pretty meh race honestly,at least by FE standards
>mfw I'm really getting tired of this sport
>but I can't leave even if I wanted too
>>67037053
Vergne wasn't really better than a complete rookie, he hit his limit. Kvyat will be kicked out too if he don't show an improvement this year.
>>67037951
no point quitting now.
>Engines are getting closer to one another
>Red Bull may start challenging for wins in the summer
>Ferrari competitive
>resurgent Kimi
>Verstappen and Sainz battles
>Sauber and Force India off-track issues
>Ferrari engine upgrade in Russia
>shitty Spain race coming
>Monaco great for the spectacle
>RB/Renault engine upgrade at Canada
>Button and Massa possibly in their last season
>Baku on same weekend as Le Mans
>Austrian/British GP doubleheader in early July
>Hungaroring/Hockenheimring doubleheader at end of July
>summer break will go quickly this season because of Summer Olympics
>possibly the last Italian GP at Monza
>the nigger chimping out and losing his world championship
Lots to look forward to.
What race is gonna be the worst of the season, and just how bad will it be?
>>67040051
Spain or Russia because they are boring as fuck. I'm predicting 4/10 because with how this season is going there's bound to be at least a little midfield action.
>>67040051
Monaco unless Amx crash
>>67040051
Hungary is due for a bad race, and as bad as Suzuka was last year.
But with Mercedes, Ferrari and Red Bull reasonably close, it's going to be a good season, lads. (I still think Merc is sandbagging a bit; Rosberg's victories have been fairly comfortable)
>>67040229
Redbull is going to win Monaco though, so no.
>>67036517
No catch-fencing either, jesus christ they were lucky a car never airplaned off into the outside campgrounds
>>67040004
>rosberg wins at russia, spain, monaco and canada
>still loses the championship to ricciardo
Can't wait, lads.
>>67040542
>implying rosberg won't take his fourth monaco win in a row
Will Kvyat get a cheeky podium in Russia too?
>>67043077
no. vet ros ham top 3 f a m
>>67043241
>not ham ros vet
>>67043241
>not VET ROS GRO
>>67043263
fuck that shit.
>>67043264
can't do miracles, lad
>>67043411
>implying meme magic can't propel HAAS to glory.
Do not underestimate Lord KEK
>>67043263
>HAM
>ROS
>VET
>>67043445
one day. just not this year.
>>67042955
>2019
>Rosberg takes his seventh Monaco win to become the undisputed king of Monaco
>still no WDC
>>67043719
at least shamilton will never emulate senna in that regard. rosberg will win it again this year.
>>67043719
>implying Firstberg won't win the WDC this year
>>67044310
he is and he will remain the eternal promise
post yfw the 2017 regulations turn out to be this
If you haven't seen it, go watch today's MotoGP Q2 right now. Unbelievable.
>>67047044
>MotoGP
meme series, not even a sport
>>67037105
Ric will be at RB for 2017.
>>67036750
sainz doesn't have to go anywhere. verstappen doesn't have to go anywhere either, really.
it's almost a race for ricciardo and kvyat to stick around, if verstappen is guaranteed a promotion.
given that ricciardo and kvyat don't bring sponsorship money, they have to jump into a factory seat to stay in f1 if they are sacked by red bull.
poor luca.
;_;
>>67046922
MAF1GA
>>67035308
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>>67035337
I'm on mobile so this has no bearing towards me
>>67040004
>>summer break will go quickly this season because of Summer Olympics
>implying Summer Olympics during the Great Favela War
What´s on your plans for sunday, anons?
I have university texts to read and excercises to do, but this weekend is the derby matchday (literally a weekend where all the derbys of first division teams get played) and i guess i´ll see the main matches (Boca-River and Racing-Independiente).
>>67056418
Lunch, shortly, might head out with a camera for a while, then back home for some iRacing, mow the lawn, then a beer or two, watch some TV or perhaps an old race, then attempt to get an early night because it's ANZAC Day tomorrow - Australia's day to commemorate our war dead - and that starts with a service at dawn.
>>67057386
I've never been to a dawn service 2bh
>>67057386
>Australia's day to commemorate our war dead
M8 you're forgetting us, we commemorate it too
>>67057386
>commemorate our war dead
all those brave souls lost to them emu bastards. r.i.p. ;_;7
>>67059290
That's a bit incredibly shit of me, Kiwi bro - of course!
>>67059626
All good mate. Lest we forget
>>67056418
MOTOGP
I AM
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ALO
>>67057386
lolwut
what wars has Australia been in?
>>67061004
>what wars has Australia been in
The south Pacific would have been even more fucked up without them in WWII. Stop embarassing us.
>>67057386
>>67059290
Went to the Wellington dawn service last year, was pretty amazing.
Te Papa also has a great WW1 exhibition on, Weta studios did some incredible huge model soldiers.
>>67061043
Result: Ottoman victory
>>67061004
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
>>67061004
your mum was a fucking war last night
>>67061004
Every one you've been in the last century or so, plus a couple you missed.
>>67061484
>plus a couple you missed.
Wait. We were in the Boer War and the Malayan crises and the Yanks weren't... we were in Vietnam and the Brits weren't... are we actually war mongers?
>>67061518
>we were in Vietnam
>every aus poster neglects this and always post pic related
>>67061548
Sorry mate, any Australians posting that must be in the early stages of shitposting school and haven't gotten to the history syllabus yet.
Anyone watching Blancpain Monza?
>>67061588
The qual, yes, but I won't be watching the race- got an early alarm set tomorrow
>>67061004
https://youtu.be/-iM_x2p6wxc?t=9m48s
Friendly reminder that...you know. :3c
>>67061137
lol
>After the withdrawal, Major Meredith compared the emus to Zulus and commented on the striking maneuverability of the emus, even while badly wounded.
>"If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop"
>>67061588
Is it you, Mr Bingo?
>>67062333
Listen here, mate, you make your funny jokes and you laugh... but you don't know the fear.
I live in north Queensland, in a beautiful reefside coastal town. And sure, we have crocodiles - but you grow up knowing where you can swim. Yes, we have snakes - but the non-venomous ones border on friendly and the deadly ones keep their distance. They don't cause the fear.
I don't like spiders, but while I'll kill harmless though giant huntsmen, logically I know they can't hurt me. Our sandy shores host seashells with lethal harpoons and fish that look like rocks that can kill you if you stand on them - by the oceans that at times host stinging jelly fish that will kill you in minutes.
They don't cause the fear.
But sometimes, when all else seems fine, you feel it. It might be something you hear... or a fleeting glimpse of something taller than you and feathered. And that is when you know the fear. And the fear is with you by day, and the fear is with you in the dead of the night.
There is nothing more fearful than emus, mate - well except the cassowary, the special forces of the emu - but let's not give you nightmares.
There is no running away, not even abroad. Some years ago, I was holidaying in Belgium, staying with my girlfriend at the time, a Flemish girl. In between all the loud messy sex we could stand, I would sightsee, while she was at work. I went to a lovely little wildlife park in Deinze, and admired the deer, and the peacocks, and the goats. And I felt the fear. Surely not here, I thought to myself. Then I saw it, if only for a moment. I approached a keeper and asked "what is in that paddock?" and he replied "An emu, an Australian bird." The enemy had seen me. I departed, keeping wire between my nemesis and I - and it knew it. But I left not alone - I left with the fear.
A day as happy as any in my life, but even overseas the fear may find you.
Live well without it, mate - for you don't know the fear.
typos in the title is really bothering me these past few threads
>>67062665
>Fomula 1 thread
>Fom
>FOM
Bernie has infiltrated /f1/ and is letting us dangle for a while before he decides what to do with us... and how to use this new fangled Internet he bought.
>>67062665
Forn
being a cuck makes you youthful it seems.
:^)
some pls crop that and put it next to.a 'normal' photo of him.
>>67063547
holy kek
Looks like Honda got their shit together in Formula Nippon. And stofflel podium
>>67063547
Best I could do without spending too much time and effort.
>>67063648
needs to go next to it desu
>>67061518
International IRL shit posting m8
It's why deep down we love you
>>67063798
top kek
Just happened
KEK
HYPE
>>67066434
What is that?
>>67066745
senna vs brundle in their british f3 season. turns out it's now available on vimeo.
>>67066812
>US$7.99
Maybe later
>>67066434
>>67066745
>>67066845
Kinda related, real talk: Why the fuck was there not even a mention of Donnington '93 is this shit?
>>67066916
>implying it wasn't sucking his dick enough
If they mention 93, they also have to mention how he and the rest of the field got btfo by the evil, eeeeeeevvvillll Prost.
>>67066916
the director found it hard to make Prost look evil in that race
![sophia-flörsch-portrait-la-conca[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p7bPSuT.jpg "sophia-flörsch-portrait-la-conca[1]")
Strong independent womyn who don't need no rear wing coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBvQ4CW_hDc
Finished the race as 5th.
>>67066916
Really? It's been a few years I've watched it.
Maybe it clashed with the ominous atmosphere they were trying give with him being fucked over by active suspension.
>>67066944
>>67066965
>implying it wasn't sucking his dick enough
Are you... What did you expect the movie to do?
>evil, eeeeeeevvvillll Prost
>the director found it hard to make Prost look evil in that race
Yeah, it did kinda become a complete running joke how hard they tried to make him look like the fucking anti-christ.
>>67067100
>implying Prost is not, in fact, the anti-christ
>>67067100
It's a meme here trying to underrate Ayrton, because they are all 2000s fags who grew up with Schumacher.
But what is really funny is that the depiction of Prost in that movie is what people here in Brazil really see and remember Prost as.
>>67067221
Where you least expect it.
>>67067255
oc you do because you are all senna crazy, its like us with webber except we got over it
>>67061854
No I don't know.
>>67067492
You got over it because he couldn't beat Vettel even if his life depended on it.
Did you see the commotion his death made here? You will never have a sports personality being that popular in your country.
>>67067255
It's not a meme to underrate him, it's just that people are tired of him being depicted as the best thing since sliced bread, especially since he wasn't better than Prost by that large a degree. In fact, I'd argue that a 4 year older Prost matching Senna as closely as he did over '88-'90 should easily cement him in the top 3 of F1 GOATs, at the very least.
The """"documentary"""" makes it look like Prost was well below Senna in pace and skill, and all it took Ayrton to beat him was to get into the same car.
>>67067672
>You will never have a sports personality being that popular in your country.
We have Sachin Tendulkar (Cricket legend, widely considered at least 2nd best to have ever played, literally worshipped by a fuckton of people). Even so, we agree that Bradman (an Aussie) was better.
Popularity should not be allowed to mix with assessment of quality.
reminder that a girl in brazil (15/16) shot herself dead, because she wanted to be with ayrton. i think she had a boyfriend at the time.
"G-Guys? I raced against Senna! Remember? Guys?"
>Martin Brundle - 3-Time Formula 1 World Podiumer
>>67066916
>>67066965
>>67066944
>>67067221
>>67067255
The only acceptable version of this documentary is the directors cut, which is considerably longer. Also allows Prost to actually have a say in things and generally is a lot more detailed with much longer interviews with Dennis, Prost etc. The directors cut was the first version I saw and I didn't think it was so biased. Then I watched the netflix regular cut and it does indeed portray Prost as some sort of ultra-inferior and jelly le evil driver villain.
Senna was great, one of the greatest of all time. But so was Prost. I really don't get why the filmmaker decided to go with such strong bias for the theatrical cut, because the extended director's cut, and all the footage he purposefully decided to omit makes it clear that he knew exactly what the story was, but it just didn't seemingly fit the "Senna is literally perfect" narrative.
I really can't stand how biased the film is at times. It is fully ok for Senna to try and kill Prost and win the championship because Prost did some shady shit previously. I dont even get why people use the "if you no longer go for a gap.." quote nowadays.. Senna was literally LYING when he said that. He later admitted that there was no gap and he purposefully crashed into Prost. The gap quote was just a weak defense for being grilled by Jackie Stewart. Jackie Stewart later revealed that Senna had admitted that the crash was intentional. I don't really see a reason for Stewart to lie about it but still it's only his word.
>>67068721
"I used to be a racing driver guys I raced with Senna and was closely matched with him when he was like 18 and he crashed into me once so I'm pretty much the best F1 driver*
I don't know how he deals with it. Never won a race. Interviews racewinners all the time, even fucking HERBERT won 3 races
>Pastor Maldonado has more race wins than Martin Brundle
That being said, he is probably my favorite person of the Sky lineup and wish he would talk more about technical stuff like different driving styles instead of HAMILTON HAS THE PSYCHOLOGICAL ADVANTAGE WHAT IS ROSBERG GOIGN TO DO
>>67069337
he wants to do more technical sky, but the vilanders at sky won't allow it. they assume the audience only cares about what shamilton did the week before.
>>67069548
* more technical stuff.
>>67069337
>"I used to be a racing driver guys I raced with Senna and was closely matched with him when he was like 18 and he crashed into me once so I'm pretty much the best F1 driver"
sure, he mentions racing with Senna and Schumacher a lot (who wouldn't? strange he never mentions Prost though, but I digress) but i've never heard him refer to himself anything above a middling f1 driver
as with most i think, i do really like him as a commentator, and despite him not being the strongest race caller, does anyone else miss the Brundle/DC team the BBC had for the 2011 season?
>>67070008
>but I've never heard him refer to himself anything above a middling f1 driver
this so much. MB is actually a pretty humble guy, he jokes on many occasions that he's never won a race. The reason he talks about Senna so much is that people ask him about it. The reason he talks about Schumacher and Senna but not Prost is because he raced directly against Senna quite a bit in F3 and was MSC's teammate while he never had any real connection to Prost.
>/sp/ is in group H with /n/, /jp/ and /v/
I hope DM knows his stuff.
>>67068101
>mention Schumacher
>Pahjeet appears
never change
>>67040004
>possibly the last Italian GP at Monza
p-please no
https://www.
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>>67071061
RIC btfo
>>67070802
You got any dates for PES Cup? Sounds doable pikie pal you just need to believe
>>67071138
We play on 7, 13 and 15 May, always one of the last two matches of the day.
>sacrificing your child to win a WDC
Is it worth it?
>>67070834
I made no reference to Schumacher in my post, m8. Simply commenting on Senna and the docu.
As for timing, I just have too much free time on my hands, and this thread constantly open in my browser.
>>67062603
lol... sorry mate, I truly feel sorry for you aussies. be safe
Anybody here watching Indycar?
I dont even know why I even watch it. I barely even care and the tracks are shit and JPM manages to dissapoint most of the time
>>67073085
Watching only because its the only thing on..
>>67073085
I like this track
>>67073085
How many bongs?
A CUTE
http://www.theverge.com/2016/4/24/11491322/f1-felipinho-massa-ricciardo-razor-crazy-kart
>>67074350
slowpoke.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGE1WUXS-UY
>poo in loos
>>67075273
>superpower by 2020
>>67063619
I hope Honda-senpai notices him there.
>>67070008
>i've never heard him refer to himself anything above a middling f1 driver
Now you have.
https://streamable.com/6tp0
>>67068857
Still waiting for this
>>67075273
>that sound
What does this engine runs on? Poo?
>>67078535
He was bretty gud looking back then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAgjh_Uwk7k
>>67077782
RIP
>>67082054
>you will never grab as many boobs as that faggot touched in one video
>>67078535
He was a pretty decent driver desu senpai, if I had been Frank Williams I would have chosen him over Hill.
>>67082054
>>67085958
>tfw I will never grab boobs or ass
>tfw I will spend my life fapping to hentai
Life is suffering.
>>67087988
Jesus just go to random party or rave or whatever and pick up a drunk slut
I like how the guy even manages to kiss some girls in the video.
>>67088130
>implying I get invited to parties
I'm a social retard, huebro. Even if I managed to get to one, I'd end up feeling hugely uncomfortable, stand around quietly for the most part, and talk like an autist if anyone tries to speak to me.
Just thinking about loud parties makes me feel stressed out.
>http://bigstory.ap.org/article/e6f1cfedcbb546d38a63b3f065f95b1f/india-revokes-passport-tycoon-who-owes-billion-dollars
Is Force India kill?
>>67090246
They should be independent of his money issues, since it's registered as a British company, and there's no evidence of him sending money from his loans into the F1 team.
At worst, the people in charge of recovering the loan money may decide to sell it off to get their money, which could provide an easy entry for any manufacturer looking to get into the sport. The team will survive, although as of now, the cash flow issues are not going to improve at all.
Plus, I've heard people reckon that Mallya may just be eligible for a British passport because of how much he's invested in their companies. So he could escape by getting a British passport.
>>67089210
Plus u are damn gipsy...jesus u really need help
who are these guys again /F1/?
>>67090392
I don't know how you're reaching that conclusion.
I don't know how exactly rich people hide their assets, but it seems that Force India is on pretty thin ice. The dude who owns Sahara who owns 40% of Force India is in jail and has no access to his assets, or has no assets at all anymore. Mallya is literally in hiding, with an arrest warrant out on him. So if he gets "caught" or returns to India, he's going to be sent to jail. I'm kind of guessing that he either doesn't have a lot of money right now or just doesn't have access to it right now. Also I'm guessing there are several different interested parties keeping a close eye on his finances at this point.
I get that his individual money troubles are independent of Force India, but Force India isn't exactly self-sustaining. Force India won't be able to survive without the financial investments made by Mallya and the Sahara dude, both of whom seem to be in quite tricky situations right now. Granted they still have Perez Mexico money and whatever Hulkenberg might bring (probably not much) but I doubt that is enough to keep the team going for too long. Perez is likely already looking at a team change for the future. Given that he isn't a bad driver and literally beat le lemon dude last year and brings in a huge financial backing, it wouldn't be that crazy to see him make the move to e.g. Renault or Williams
>Nico Hulkenberg unironically turned down Grosjean's Haas seat in favor of staying at Force India
>>67091132
I mean I guess Force India could be bought out by someone quite easily as they are ex-Jordan and are based in England. I just don't know if anyone is interested at this point. Red Bull took the Aston Martin deal and I don't know if F1 is at a lucrative and appealing enough state to encourage new manufacturers to join.
If Force India was put up for sale tomorrow, who would be the most likely buyer?
>>67090392
>>67091132
>tfw your dad works for force india and you were hoping to get a tasty inheritance from him
>>67091152
> If Force India was put up for sale tomorrow, who would be the most likely buyer?
diageo apparently have mallya's shares. it could be a marketing venue for them. ferrari could be interested. i'd like ford to be interested but they appear to be concentrating on wec.
>>67091132
Oh no, you misunderstand. My point wasn't that it would survive as Sahara Force India. I was simply saying that as a team, they wouldn't fold, but would probably end up changing ownership.
I'm fairly certain I did also say that their funding would be impacted, until the team manages to get sold (unless Mallya weasels out of this predicament somehow).
>>67091152
Like Ausbro said, Diageo have some kind of say in what happens to Mallya's shares. In fact, they were the ones bringing in Aston Martin, to pair up with the Johhnie Walker sponsorship, before that deal fell through.
Plus, with the Alfa Romeo rumors spreading, FI could be seen as a better option to buy than Sauber, because they seem to have better technical staff, and as of now, better drivers too.
>>67091202
I'm sorry, m8. Hopefully the team doesn't go under.
>>67043263
Makes me wonder. Is HAMROSVET the most seen podium in the history of F1?
>>67091376
Yeah true. I mean how often do teams actually end up completely folding anyway? Everything ends up being recycled and rebranded in one way or the other. I wonder how this will affect Force India's in season development. Probably won't be too astonishing considering how shit their car already is.
Also a complete guess and longshot, but I don't think its too impossible to think that another American team would want to join F1, especially if Haas continue to pull in decent results. Gene Haas himself has already encouraged it and what better way than to buy a struggling midfield team and rebrand it and give them some money. Someone like e.g. Penske, who are already running a Formula E team and are pretty well-off financially would seem like the ideal candidate. Maybe even bring Chevrolet in as a PU supplier eventually. I wonder how well JPM would do in F1 today. Not that it will ever happen but he seems to be pretty much on point with his driving still if yesterday's race is anything to go by. And Indycar on non-ovals really isn't a world apart from F1 race pace.
I also don't know what purpose Alfa Romeo would serve, especially as a Ferrari junior team. Ferrari doesn't need a junior team because they can get just about any driver based on muh heritage alone and they don't really need to bring drivers to F1 from the ground up as they haven't done so ever, and serves no purpose as they are automatically the 1st or 2nd most desired team for any driver regardless of how shit they might be. There are probably only about 2-3 drivers on the grid right now that Ferrari couldn't get even if they wanted to.
>>67091241
Diageo already does have a pretty considerable sponsorship going on with FI in the form of Smirnoff. I mean I don't know what else they could do exactly, and I doubt they'll put two different alcohol brands on the same car. Admittedly I don't really know anything about this deal or the company in question though.
>>67091376
Sauber have great facilities and one of the best wind tunnels in the world. They're just piss poor and are lacking severely in engineer and driver talent, not to mention proper management. Would be cheaper too cinsidering how desperate they are financially. Force india will be fine for now even with jailed owners
>watching the Call of Duty of motorsport
Top lrl
>>67091011
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>>67091652
alfa romeo is for marketing purposes. marchionne must love the brand.
there are two other alcohol brands, plus the logo of a brewing group, on the force india.
diageo apparently owns 34% of LVMH, which owns companies that sponsors other formula 1 teams.
Based Flavio.
>>67092118
rare flag
>>67091670
Force India recently moved their aero to a top wind tunnel too (I think the Toyota facility in Cologne). Plus, they're located in Britain, as opposed to Sauber in fucking Switzerland. It'll always be easier to hire people for FI over Sauber because of the location issues.
I'm not trying to argue that FI will be sold for sure, but in case they are, they'd be a better buy than Sauber.
Based Tricky Ricky to win at Sochi
>>67092269
I doubt Sochi will suit Red Bull better than Mercedes. Maybe if Red Bull get some good engine upgrades they can challenge for a win.
>>67091670
>>67092257
This desu. Assuming it's something like Alfa Romeo buying out, I doubt they specifically need Sauber's wind tunnel, I would assume Ferrari has access to something similar.
The costs of running a F1 team in Switzerland and actually getting good personnel who are ok with moving to Switzerland is so high compared to having your base in England. It's just not really worth it for anyone new coming to the sport.
What did BMW do when they acquired Sauber? Did they keep it based in Switzerland or did they move it to Germany or whatever?
>>67091793
can we save brundell posting?
>>67092339
They kept it at Hinwill but majorly upgraded the facilities (like the wind tunnel). Plus, they probably cooperated with their German facilities much like Merc used Stuttgart expertise to work on their hybrid engines.
>>67091011
JUST
>>67092698
PIKE
>>67092831
TRACK
oh shit, Loeb's gonna die soon
they've named a game after him
Not sure if it counts for bad games
>>67092129
new fag
>>67092129
Why do people insist on commenting this shit?
heee heee look its an uncommon flag!! how amazing this really adds to the general discussion!!! hehe epic hes from a different country
hehe guatemala and curacao are super rare in /f1/ you never see them definitely not in every thread
fuck off
Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1.
:)
>>67093610
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>>67093610
Huomenta
Suomi on paras!! :DDDD
>le 100 races and no podium man
>>67096047
>force india
>podium
Fuggg it has happened, twice!
>>67096184
>leoccasionalpodiumman.jpg
>>67096162
>>67096184
>he didn't watch Spa 2009
Based Fisico nearly won it for >us
Finished a second behind Gimi
>>67096298
fucking kers. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>67096298
>Force India
The Indian government has revoked the passport of Force India co-owner Vijay Mallya, who is under investigation for money laundering and financial irregularities.
>>67096298
I miss Fisi ;_;
>There will never be a 3-car team with Checo, Gimi, and Fisi
Their tendency for occasional glory will make them unstoppable if there's three of them and they time their succeses right
>>67096579
>who is under investigation for money laundering and financial irregularities.
Which billionaire isn't?
>>67096162
Hulk should have won Brazil 2012 but he fucked up.
>>67096047
Hulk has a contract for 2017, too, so at the end of next season he'll have about 135 races without a podium. That'll be an all time record.
Current ranking:
>Adrian Sutil 128
>Pierluigi Martini 118
>Philippe Alliot 109
>Pedro Diniz 98
>Nico Hulkenberg 97
>>67069337
>I don't know how he deals with it. Never won a race.
He never even lead a lap (another all time record). 158 fucking races and he never lead a whole lap.
>>67099095
bernie
>>67099693
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/f1-boss-bernie-ecclestone-to-fight-1bn-tax-bill-as-settlement-is-torn-up-10268716.html
>Bernie Ecclestone is taking legal action against HM Revenue & Customs over claims that he owes the tax authority more than £1bn
>>67099599
>158 fucking races
that in itself is something. someone thought he was good enough to race in 10 seasons
>>67099599
>He never even lead a lap (another all time record). 158 fucking races and he never lead a whole lap.
>>67099599
He didn't even get a fastest lap.
http://www.statsf1.com/en/statistiques/pilote/gp/sans-vicpolmt.aspx
>>67100160
>12 JOHANSSON Stefan
lel
how do you drive for McLaren and Ferrari for multiple seasons and not get at least a pole or fastest lap
>Most GP without a point
>Badoer - 51
http://www.statsf1.com/en/statistiques/pilote/gp/sans-point.aspx
I just realised it should be easy to beat Luca these days.
All you have to do is drive 3 seasons without scoring a point.
I could easily see a rich backmarker doing that.
>>67100438
Problem is getting a point these days is so much easier. You'd really have to do three years at Manor to end up with nothing and given their straight-line speed at the moment, even that is questionable.
>>67100561
Is it, though? Back in the day there were less pointscoring positions, but there were also more retirements, so it was easier for backmarkers to luck into top 6. There's a reason why Bianchi was the only one to score points for any of the teams created in 2010.
>>67100438
I still don't know wtf Ferrari were thinking when they put him in the car in 2009 after he had spent 10 years without racing in a single race of any kind (exhibition karting with other Ferrari drivers doesn't count). They lost 3rd place in the WCC to McLaren by one point.
Marc Gene, David Coulthard, Ralf Schumacher, Sebastien Bourdais, Takuma Sato... so many options and they went with fucking Badoer after Schumacher fell through.
>>67101193
That was a gift for his service to Ferrari and for hiring Salo in 1999.
>>67101177
backmarkers were much more off the pace (sometimes by laps) back then than now, though.
>>67101193
Even after they dumped him Fisichella didn't score a single point either.
So looking at F1 salaries Vetlel nearly earns in one day what the clowns at Sauber are getting for the whole year.
>>67101193
>that pic
god that makes me really sad
>>67099599
>Markus Winkelhock had a decent chance of winning his only GP.
>>67101193
did they not budget enough for proper letter "T"s?
>>67102117
don't be, senpai
dude landed a Ferrari seat and done nothing with it
>mfw I get bullied in an /f1/ thread
>>67103394
what did you expect with
>10 years since driving 'properly'
>no in-season testing
>poor car
and i think the pressure really got to him, which did not help matters.
if ferrari put him in the car in 1999 as they should have, this would not have happened.
>>67035308
how is schumacher doing this season?
>>67103627
hell be fine.
>>67096047
Wasn't he close to signing for Ferrari until they went for Gimi instead.
Honestly think Hulk would do a better job, though I don't think he'll ever reach the heights people were predicting when he made his debut.
Could you beat Hamlelton 1v1 Rainbow Road 64?
>>67103742
doubt he was close. odd, as he did pretty fucking well in the sauber. i think he would do better in an f1 where you can push for most of te race. tyre management is his undoing. haas were after him i think.
>>67103451
Shut the fuck up, you smelly kraut. Go take a shower.
So Ferrari claims they are 1 tenth off the Mercs pace
true?
>>67103822
>i think he would do better in an f1 where you can push for most of te race
Had that in his debut season: got utterly btfo by Rubens Barrichello
>>67103980
Is it true this is their claim? Apparently yes. It's it "true"? Maybe on paper but I am sure reliability issues will hamper any outright pace. Also Ferrari literally is Williams-tier at actually performing to their maximum ability. All 3 races this year they have managed to bungle something up.
>>67103998
who had a wealth of experience. and testing was and is limited. plus hülk was a rookie, and cars were harder to drive back then.
rosberg got btfo by webber, and he could be wdc this year.
look who showed up at felipe's birthday party lads
>>67104365
Is that Pastor far right?
>>67104365
Is Felipe the most friendly driver in the grid?
>>67104604
yeah, wasn't invited though. i guess you can say he *crashed* the party.
>>67104604
I don't think so
>>67105016
FUCK YOU
>>67104604
yes
>>67105103
>>67105070
I honestly can't tell because it doesn't really look like him but it might be
>>67105016
CARLOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pWfuJnYq7M
^______^
>>67105253
watch with english captions for mild keks
>>67105253
can't find my headphones lads.
literally searched my entire home and can't find them.
/rant
>>67105253
I don't speak taiwanese, senpai
>>67105359
>he doesn't have a pair of over-ear headphones at his side at all times
>>67105016
seriously fuck you pastor is a nice guy but instead you've chosen to meme like a fucking robot
>>67105644
Seriously though, Pastor was a shit F1 driver
>>67104365
Also Anna looks like a babe in that pic, she looks pretty good most of the time as long as you don't look at her overly large undereye things
>>67105773
>implying a driver who won a race where 75% of the field didn't retire/there was no freak weather is objectively shit
>>67105819
>implying a blind chicken can't stumble across a kernel of corn
>>67105819
yeah, but /f1/ likes to pretend Pastor is some top-tier talent that no one but "us" is able to appreciate.
>>67105971
He's not based or anything but he's better than a lot of the shit drivers that pass through F1
>>67105910
>Stumbling across a kernel of corn for 66 laps
>for 1 hour and 39 minutes
>ahead of 19 other drivers with only 1 noteworthy retirement
>>67105971
nobody says that.
i'm a fan of his (and all williams drivers - but bruno really 'tried' me), and whilst he was fast in a car he clicked with, i freely admit he could be quite clumsy at times.
i find it a shame how he genuinely improved at lotus last year, but thanks to his sponsorship trying up, he never got to continue that form this year.
>>67105971
no, we only think he is better than what the common fan whose thought has been molded by biased media thinks.
>>67099095
zuckerberg?
>>67104993
i think danny ric is also a good contender
>>67092269
no chance. Russia is a power track and RB are way down on power from the Ferraris and Mercs
>>67109145
they aren't that far back. Red Bull was passing Merc engines after the straights at Bahrain and China.
>>67110250
Let's not pretend Merc customers are getting the same engines as the works team.
http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/analysis-how-jet-technology-is-shaping-f1-engine-battle-690156/
Good stuff even though I understand about half of it, these engines are fascinating
IS THE RUMOUR TRUE? THAT PASTOR IS NEGOTIATING WITH WILLIAMS?
>>67113563
I doubt it.
The Venezuelan economy still sucks and he would be in F1 right now if the government was giving him enough petrodollars.
>>67113563
I can assure you Williams will keep Bottas and get either Perez, Hulkenberg, Nasr or even Kvyat after Massa retires.
http://www.grandprix247.com/2016/04/25/2016-formula-1-driver-salaries/#disqus_thread
>1 Sebastian Vettel Ferrari $50 million plus bonuses 3 years (2015-17)
>2 Fernando Alonso McLaren $40 million including bonuses 2 years (2015-17)
>3 Lewis Hamilton Mercedes $31 million plus bonuses 3 years (2015-18
>4 Kimi Raikonen Ferrari $28 million 1 year (2016)
>5 Nico Rosberg Mercedes $15.5 million 3 years (2014-17)
>6 Jenson Button McLaren $13 million 1 year (2016)
>7 Felipe Massa Williams $5 million a year 1 year (2016)
>8 Nico Hulkenberg Force India $5 million a year 2 years (2016-17)
>9 Romain Grosjean Haas $4.5 million plus bonuses 1 year (2016)
>10 Daniel Ricciardo Red Bull $4 million a year 1 year left (2016)
>11 Valtteri Bottas Williams $2.5 million a year 1 year (2016)
>12 Esteban Gutiérrez Haas $2 million 1 year (2016)
>13 Sergio Perez Force India $2 million Multi-year contract
>14 Kevin Magnussen Renault $900,000 1 year (2016)
>15 Jolyon Palmer Renault $900,000 1 year (2016)
>16 Daniil Kvyat Red Bull $850,000 Unspecified
>17 Carlos Sainz, Jr Toro Rosso $650,000 Multi-year contract
>18 Max Verstappen Toro Rosso $650,000 Multi-year contract
>19 Felipe Nasr Sauber $450,000 1 year (2016)
>20 Marcus Ericsson Sauber $450,000 1 year (2016)
>>67114125
I thought Rosberg's contract was up at the end of this season
>>67080020
>Senna quote
Fuck Prostfags are obsessive. Literally can not discuss prosts accomplishments without them bringing up Senna.
>>67114125
ferrari pisses me off. they have too much money
why is mclaren paying a washed up has-been that much?
i bet lewis is pissed he's making less than th em.
>>67115201
most prostfags are just simple minded contrarians that have sprung up after the movie came out, let them be
>>67115278
>"Prost was great, 4 WDC, record 51 wins for 14 years"
>"SENNA WAS THE BEST EVAH SO FAST RAIN MASTER BBETTER THAN SCHUMACHER AND FANGIO HAHA PROST IS FAGGOT"
>Sergey Sirotkin to drive for @RenaultSportF1 in FP1 in Sochi, not exactly great news for @KevinMagnussen
renault, you are supposed to be a respectable eorks team which does not need extra money. step it up senpai.
>>67117166
yeah they should run jorda instead
>>67117176
even mika salo would be faster than her. he may try to crash into kimi though.
>>67105016
>>67115256
Because McLaren fell for the "Jenson Button is good" meme. It's amazing what one fluke championship can do for you.
>>67117309
>button
i was talking about alonso but yes the same thing applies to button
>>67117192
I'm surprised Salo hasn't stabbed Kimi to death in the paddock during all these years to be honest..
>>67118090
he looks the type 2bh. he's lucky he had a career to speak of - came close to having it killed by drink-driving in the 90s.
is magnussen a pain to work with or is he a worse driver than it seems? why is he always getting removed/replaced?
>>67118212
jolyon has an ironclad contract and renault want some extra cash
Bottas will never win a race
>>67118153
What is up with all these drunk driving Finns? Lehto killed a guy when he was driving a motorboat while drunk.
>toro rosso hires john booth
ooooooooooooooh snap
>>67118307
Magnussen brings in Jack & Jones though
>>67119956
watch out Abraham
>>67120010
xddddddddd
>>67119993
grosjean brought in saxobank, richard mille and microsft but that didn't stop them from kicking him out in fp1 sessions for jolyon
post yfw rosberg wins his tenth race in a row at canada.
>>67119369
A drunk Finn might do anything. He is not to be trusted.
STILL
>>67120305
THE
>>67120290
HAIR
good or bad?
https://twitter.com/F1/status/724974131234672640
>>67120671
Booth has a tremendous eye for talent, so whoever TR decide to promote this year will undoubtedly be the best decision if he has a say in the matter.
I can't say much for how he'll perform as a technical director but if he takes a Symonds-esque role in the team they can't go wrong, really
>>67118212
it's just for fp1, it's no big deal
>>67120829
ocon will also be some fp1s, which i can understand. but sirotkin? makes no sense. it does for 'commercial' reasons, but renault are a works team.
What's wrong with cockpits again lads ?
>>67122232
muh elf and sahfety. pic related.
>>67122725
Vatanen should've won the presidency.
>>67122758
concur. fuck, i'd take mosley back.
>>67122927
fucking kek.
>>67120290
This fucking guy.
>>67105253
Classic blur out of the engine like in JAV porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViwGJKYUs0Y
>Sainz runs like a gril
>>67123195
>multimillion company
>can't afford a mic
>>67122232
Too many drivers have died because of the open cockpit.
>>67123462
Too many have died in cars with 4 wheels too. It's time to reinvent the wheel.
>>67123544
true dat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r6LX6-v-u8
cute as fuck
>tfw khv
Good evening lads.
I'm the argie guy that liked a girl but didn't know how to proceed. We chatted a bit on FB. Turns out she's a huge nerd.
>>67123607
POST FRIDGE!
>>67123195
about to get him disqualified tbqh
Robert Kubica 2008
Giancarlo Fisichella 2005
Eddie Irvine 1999
David Coulthard 1997
Michele Alboreto 1985
Elio de Angelis 1985
John Watson 1982
Didier Pironi 1982
Rene Arnoux 1980
Jacques Laffite 1979
Patrick Depailler 1978
Clay Regazzoni 1974
All those guys have lead the world championship standings at one point.
>>67124878
Has there ever been a manlier jaw than Coulthard's?
>>67124993
wobbler comes close but not quite equal imo
>Lewis will stop rising during your lifetime
I just realized that ManU vs Leicester is on at the same time as the race.
Don't know which to choose.
>>67125506
both on diff screens la
>>67125506
who cares we won already
>>67124878
most of those were good drivers. what is your point?
>>67120289
Tell me about it. I'm drunk as fuck right now and I'm ready to fight the next faggot who comes across me. For no apparent reason.
>>67125506
You know what to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
>>67124878
>John Watson
>not the most underrated driver of all time
also people who won the first race of the season don't really count desu
Semi non-shitposting question for ya'll. Who will be the next F1 driver to get their first win? I know Verstappen is the sexy choice, but who has the firepower to do it this year?
>>67130308
realistically, it has to be kvyat. tall order though.
>>67130308
i know williams eternally a shit but bottas could if the team don't fuck up if they have good pace for once
>>67125506
>>67128696
>We will never have a meme magic F1 season where someone like Magnussen or Pascal ends up winning the championship because Mercedes and Ferrari keep bottling it away
>>67130308
Assuming it happens before Verstappen (almost inevitably) gets a top seat, it has to be Bottas or Kvyat. They're the best drivers in the best cars who haven't won a race. If I'm honest though I still think it will be memestappen because I don't see anyone besides Lewis/Seb/Nico/Gimi winning a race this year or even next year.
>>67130492
Guess closet would be Brawn year with Button
>>67130308
Kvyat
Not ded yet /F1/
>>67092257
>>67092339
I think Fiats intention is for Alfa to be Italian oriented like Ferrari. With that in mind, Switzerland is a lot closer to Italy than England. Then again they could just take the easy route and keep things in the F1 silicon valley,
>>67101574
The grid was reslly close thst year, about a second or so gap from first to last at the time. Fisichella jumping in a car he didn't test at all that had KERS, which made it completely different handling wise, would make the difference between being in the points behind Kimi and being 12th.
Despite this all though, Badoer would be a good 2 seconds slower than 19th. In a Ferrari.
>>67124878
>Robert Kubica 2008
He could have been great, if not GOAT.
>>67121206
Renault give zero fucks about this year. They're all about the future, and are trying to bring in some dosh while dicking around in lower midfield to cover some costs. Next year they'll begin to operate as a real works team.
I wish F1 was like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk42EY_Nzno
>dat turn 3 pile-up
>>67136247
Ovals I would probably dig, but this demolition derby on mud wanna be thing is just ridiculous.
>>67136304
>wanna be thing
what? where else in the world is this done?
>>67136470
probably nowhere outside usa
>>67130524
>Gimi
>Win
pick one
>>67105354
Alonso doesn't like Purazasoru Beans?
D R O P P E D
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Why are eurofags so concerned about smoking? Still don't get why tobacco sponsoring was banned and alcohol is completely ok. Got to remember that tobacco gave us some of the best liveries F1 has ever seen.
>Marlboro - Mclaren
>JPS - Lotus
> Camel - Williams
>Rothmans - Williams
>Lucky Strike - BAR/Honda
>West - Mclaren
>Mild Seven - Benetton
>Benson and Hedges - Jordan
>>67135944
dubs confirm as always
I thought autists couldn't show emotions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzcTSm5UvgA
>>67138059
Kimi victories bring grown men to tears, even autismos like Benis.
>>67138528
I'd love to see one more win from him before he retires at the end of the season
>>67138636
Kimi will win Spa or Monza.
>>67138660
Fingers crossed, Ameribro
>>67136113
I always feel him and Montoya never reached the truly GOAT potential they were capable of.
>>67139353
Same here. it's a shame Kubica's career was cut short by his rally accident...
>>67136724
it's not europeans as a whole, rather the dictatorship that is the european union.
>>67139713
And the World Health Organization
https://treaties.un.org/pages/ViewDetails.aspx?src=TREATY&mtdsg_no=IX-4&chapter=9&lang=en
>>67138059
Ron a cute. CUTE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfxeomOTddM
> tfw my sisters' Wiimote smells precisely like her cooch
Any good Wii games for the Wii steering wheel, /f1/?
>>67140088
>her cooch
>her
You've smelled your sister's cooch then?
>>67140750
We've lived in the same house for 16 fucking years. Yes, it's bound to happen at some point. Don't be a retard, Finlandbro.
>>67140796
No. It really isn't.
t. two younger sisters
>>67140810
You are Finnish though, I doubt you have ever been closer to someone else than 5 meters.
Never even wrestle/tickle-played?
>>67140864
I usually was too busy beating the crap out of my younger brother for teasing my sisters and/or annoying me.
No time for wrestling or tickling.
>>67140882
There you go.
>>67140893
Nah you're just a pervert m8.
>>67140796
>>67140864
that's still weird as fuck
t. someone else with two younger sisters and one who played with them
>>67140088
>>67140796
>>67140864
>smells precisely like her cooch
>it's bound to happen at some point
What the fug, Jos?
>>67140912
>>67140919
It's not like a deliberate fucking sniff, jesus. It just happened before. Recommend me a game or drop the subject alright?
>dutch """""""people"""""""
>>67140935
The Last Federation
It's a decent game.
>>67140953
Disregard.
I forgot you were talking about the Wii
>>67140928
really is though
>>67140961
Yes, and preferably one for a wheel.
>>67140974
>Scandinavians
>>67140990
you never cuddled with your sis?
>>67141013
You have?
>Sweden
Of course.
>>67141013
You get it. If you are even remotely close with your sister that kind of thing is bound to happen.
>>67141013
If you can smell her fanny when you cuddle, she needs to get herself checked out.
TFW no qt sis with a cooch i can smell
What is life?
Why am i still here?
>>67141021
What the fuck, there is literally nothing wrong with cuddling.
>>67141038
>cuddling your sister
>>67141038
Cuddling is fine if you're close. Smelling it from that far away isn't fine.
>>67141032
could happen if you're the big spoon or whatever
>>67141032
this
also, I have never ever cuddled with my sister. that would be very weird for us
>>67141037
Spite.
If you ever ponder why you should keep on living the answer is spite.
I want to talk about loos with built in trays again.
>>67141054
Your sis got a stank pussy. Get her to a gynecologist asap
>>67141050
No, but if you wrestle/cuddle/play around your nose could end up right there.
>>67141056
>>67141048
You're just retards.
>>67141087
Says the guy who smells his sister's cooch.
>>67141071
smell kinda sweet, like it should. sometimes you just get close
Hey Holland how does your sister's poop smell and look like?
You seem to be close so I presume you have examined her fecal matters on the designated inspection shelf?
>>67141087
>You're just retards.
No, we just weren't raised by hippies..
Jokes aside, we just never were a cuddly, emotional family
>>67141100
Fuck off. You're de weirdo here.
> never even cuddled his sis
>>67141087
Why the fuck are you sniffing there?
I have wrestled around with guys and girls, and i may have taken balls to the face once or twice but I wasn't looking for the scent, i have no clue how my friends balls smell and I want to keep it that way.
>>67141123
don't worry m8, even cuddly, emotional families don't cuddle their sister past the age of like 8, if at all
>>67141120
Sweden, incest is illegal here in Canada.
>>67141126
>He sniffs his sister's cooch
>>67141128
How am I supposed to breath when she locks your head between her legs snownigger.
>>67141121
Go away.
>>67140088
>>67141120
T-this is just a good attempt at trolling, r-right?
>>67141151
>when she locks your head between her legs
>>67141151
Jos, It's not that hard to escape from a leg lock.
Or did you like it there?
>>67141167
I'm pretty sure it is trolling but it's funny so I might as well play along, nothing else to do until Russia
>>67141137
pretty normal until you're in your 20s desu
>the cities of Sweden and the Netherlands
I sincerely hope this is just some next level memeing that my simple mind can't comprehend.
>>67141180
You are supposed to give in somewhat else you always win every fight. For fuxks sake, none of you understand anyway. Just to clarify: there is abaolutely NO sexual intent with anything. I'm not into incest whatsoever and I haven't done anything wrong.
Leta talk about f1 now alright?
>>67141223
Do you think Max ever had a cheeky sniff at his sis' pussy?
>>67141238
Shut the fuck up.
You're a cunt, I can smell it from here.
>>67141261
kek, you would know I guess
I'm not a huge fan of the subject matter being discussed currently.
i have swedish flags filtered from being on /int/
>>67141305
>image.jpg
Some russian billionaire bought 99% of the Nürburgring and plans to bring F1 back.
He will pay the fee to Bernie who in turn agrees to let him sniff his daughter's pussy.
>>67141061
Ah, you mean fecal inspection shelves? Most of the top notch ones I found were in Austria....
They appear to be Europe's attempt at duplicating a designated shitting street, but indoors. To be able to inspect the shit unpolluted by water, but in the privacy of their own abode.
>>67141087
>>67141120
ITT: We imagine a guy's sister's vaginal smell. Never change /sp/
>>67141528
It was just Max getting annoyed
How difficult is it for Ferrari to hold a race together for once and actually perform up to their potential? I just want to see how fast they actually are compared to a Merc that is actually pushing
>both Vettel and Kimi were only 0.1 s. down on Rosberg's pole after 2 sectors in China
>BOTH spaghettify the turn after the long straight and lose half a second
>then crash into each other in the race and make the whole thing into a damage limitations race yet again
woo boys
>>67141962
worry not - ferrari will get a 1-2 in russia. cap it.
>>67141995
I don't believe it. The craziest thing I could bet money on is Rosberg actually outqualifying Hamilton legitimately, without Ham having any problems. I could maybe see Vettel snatching the win during the race but Gimi will choke again for sure.
Maybe time for Gimi Bottas Boogaloo pt. 3. The memes tend to align so I would not be surprised for there to be an overtake situation between these two in the same corner as before.
>>67141528
> tfw my sisters' Wiimote smells precisely like her cooch
/f1/ - formula 1 general
>>67141962
>won on a fucking STR
>can't do anything on a Ferrari
Even Vettel can't save them.
Instead of trying to outrace Mercedes why don't you build a car that will win on the corners
>>67142652
>what is Red Bull
France shall continue its campaign of kebab removal, buy out Force India, and reform Ligier. Cap this.
>>67142762
>Force India
>kebab-removal
U wot m8?
>>67142762
renault is enough for france. it is part funded by taxpayers.
why bring the ligier name back? no facilities and guy ligier is dead.
What to expect from the Russian GP?
Why are so many watchmakers sponsoring F1 stuff?
>>67143118
Because they know it is a sport only for rich people, or do you think Rolex is advertising for the average joe?
>>67143258
most rolexes are worn by fairly average joes
>>67143334
>doesn't even say formula 1
>formula putin
Sneaky.
>>67143334
Will based Fuckdad Vlad be mysteriously waiting in the post-race room again?
>>67143298
Yeah average joes with delusions or aspirations of grandeur. So it fits the F1 fanbase perfectly.
>>67143529
Fuck that was scary.
>>67143545
Don't make me feel bad now please.
>>67142160
That looks painfull.
>>67143334
>Toyota
Putin losing his seat and going to WEC confirmed
>>67124878
Kubica and de Angelis were unironically good drivers
>>67144871
as was alboreto and regazzoni.
>>67144918
I thought you were talking about Pasta for a second
>>67144918
>alboreto
Ferrari babby
>>67145072
silly boy. grazi.
>>67145177
>won two races with a shit-tier Tyrrell
>>67145310
the 011 was nimble, if underpowered. not shit-tier at all.
>>67145884
Yeah you're right, it still had no business winning races though
>>67146083
in a way it did, as the street circuits it won on mostly nullified the advantage of the turbo opposition. at caesars palace '82, a ligier was also on the podium - naturally aspirated as the tyrrell was.
at detriot in '83, positions 2 and 3 were also cars with naturally aspirated. given the right track, the chassis worked well.
sort of like the 2012 williams at street circuits with maldonado (barcelona aside).
Is he autistic?
>>67143334
is that justin wilson? rip ;_;
>>67146760
stefan is going to race in the 500. hope he does okay.
>>67146731
No. Just Finnish.
>>67146516
Hardly. It's second best position was a third at San Marino where everyone but the two Ferraris retired. Looking at it's performance in other street circuits it never did particularly well either. 8th and 10th at Monaco in '82 and 5th out of 7 runners in '83. 13th at Ceasar's Palace in '81.
Yes street circuits were the best for the car since it lessened their disadvantage but you'd seriously be stretching to say it was even the 3rd or 4th most likely car to win the races that it did (maybe more likely CP since he was 3rd on the grid, although I would still say most people would have bet on either the Williams or Renaults). Either way my point was just that Alboreto wasn't just a Ferrari babby since he got almost half of his wins in a upper-midfield Tyrrell.
>>67146870
it's possible, one offs and rookies sometimes get a sneaky top 10 finish at the 500 simply due to them driving conservative setups and making no mistakes.
>>67146731
This actually makes sense when you think about it.
>>67148500
kek.
POST FRIDGE!
>>67148500
>watching some periscope broadcast of some hot russians dancing naked in their apartment
>there is a decent-sized framed portrait of Vladimir Putin on their wall
>couldn't figure out if it was legitimate admiration for Putin or some hipster irony
Or is it like Thailand where every house must have a picture of the king?
>>67035308
>f1 thread
>max posts
How is this a sport, again?
>>67149041
I think it's more common to have Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rambo or any other 80's movie star poster.
Putin's portraits are mostly reside in governmental offices.
>Coulthard, Wurz and Lauda could substitute Bernie Ecclestone after 2017
>>67150764
>you'll never have a cheeky grab at michael schumachers twig & berries
why live
http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/analysis-how-williams-have-become-formula-1-s-pitstop-kings-692155/
Face it lads, the meme is dead.
>>67153492
>tfw no more mixed tire strategies
>>67153492
lmao finally getting good at pitstops hasn't stopped them from fumbling strategy
THE AIR WINDBAGS ARE IN SOCHI
Alexander Rossi is going to Sochi and Rio Haryanto owes the Manor team 5.3 million Euros.
Are these two things related?
>>67155772
no
Rossi is Manor's reserve driver
>tfw
>>67156468
seems normal whats wrong with it
>>67156468
yeah that's the standard yuro race start time
>>67157404
>>67157521
yeah, but the first one of the season always hurts.
>>67156468
pre-race at 5:30 AM for ultimate /comfy/ though
>>67157572
I'm on the west coast, so I basically just torrent after the race
>>67156468
The only races we can watch at decent times in the Americas are Montreal, Austin, Mexico and Interlagos. All the rest are at shit times.
>>67161898
>>67161898
>>67161898
NEW THREAD
>>67155460
Why is Jason Statham on the plane?
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